#my hair: challenge accepted let's find out which of us gives up first

[blessphemy]

like you know those scenes in the movies where Girl who was pretending to be a Boy takes her hair down and then everyone loses their shit. that's basically me irl and it's funny every time. hair stick falls out when you're in the middle of doing doublejumps at the gym (cuz your hand was borked and you had to use your other hand to put the bun up so the bun wasn't as structurally sound as usual), bun DROP to reveal 4' of braided hair that touches the floor when you're doing front squats and everyone's like where the FUCK were you hiding that shit

[cactus-cuddler]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝑺𝒑𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 // second part

Natasha Romanoff

x female reader

Here you can find the first part!

Word count: 3,2k

Plot: you and Natasha are two spies who have worked together for many years. During these years, a particular chemistry has arisen between you that will make something emerge that you couldn't have foreseen

Genre: Romantic Erotica

Warnings: this story contains descriptions of sexual activity

Author's note: I remind you that English is not my first language so sorry for any errors you may find in the text!

“We have a new mission,” Natasha announces, her eyes on you. You still feel out of breath, a sense of dissatisfaction lingering inside you. She finds you absolutely adorable, especially because it's all thanks to her that you're now in this state.

With every mission, you always risk your life to save innocents, and lately, you've been wondering if it's worth continuing. Every time you return home after days of fighting and killing, you ask yourself, "Am I doing the right thing?" You think about it with every new mission but always end up starting again without reaching a conclusion.

“Should we go to the boss now?" you ask her. Before each mission, your boss sends someone to the home of one of the spies with a code phrase to announce a new task. The phrase is, "Do you have some salt for my zucchini soup?"

“Yes,” she answers and opens her closet to take out some more suitable clothes for the occasion. She undresses in front of you, showing herself to you again. You stare at her as she shamelessly changes, watching how her buttocks move as she pulls on some black panties. She turns to you and smiles.

"Feel like picking my lingerie today?” she provokes you. You unexpectedly say yes and walk over to her closet, looking at the intimates she possesses. You choose a transparent lace thong and a bra that are also transparent enough to show her nipples. You didn't think Natasha owned underwear like that; you saw her as one for sports bras and comfortable panties.

“Would you like to help me slip into these?" she asks, and you feel a tingling between your thighs. You accept the challenge without hesitation. You carefully remove the panties she had previously worn and help her put on the ones you chose, making sure the fabric between her buttocks doesn't bother her. Then you put on her bra, which covers her breasts perfectly, giving her a good cleavage.

“Let me help you too," she whispers and retrieves your underwear and clothes from the kitchen. After putting on your underwear, she gives you a playful spank, making you jump and a surprised scream escapes your lips.

“You were lucky they interrupted us; otherwise, you wouldn't even be able to stand up," she whispers two centimeters from your lips, placing a chaste and delicate kiss there, different from the ones you exchanged less than ten minutes ago.

To get to your boss' office, each spy's room has a button behind a painting that opens a slide to take you directly to the front of his office. It's on an underground level, illuminated mainly by artificial light since the sun's rays cannot reach it. His secretary welcomes you warmly, looking Natasha up and down. She notices this, winks at her, causing the woman to blush. You think it's the Natasha effect that has power over you too. The woman is tall, with long slender legs wrapped in a long skirt, perfect, well-groomed black hair that reaches her mid-back, and a pretty but sensual face. If Natasha has a prototype girl, it's definitely that, and you feel helpless in front of her beauty, with jealousy hitting you like an arrow. The woman opens the door for you and then closes it again, positioning herself in front of it while you and your colleague sit in front of your boss.

The walls are white and immaculate, looking freshly painted. It is furnished in an ancient Greek style, giving it an epochal but elegant atmosphere.

“This is a dangerous mission," he warns you. The man in front of you is tall and powerful, with a handsome and well-groomed face without the shadow of a beard. He has penetrating green eyes and is very attractive. It's hard to believe that a dense spy network is controlled by him.

“If it wasn't dangerous, you wouldn't have called us," Natasha replies in her usual seductive voice. Something about her makes you feel attracted in an unorthodox way, and you can't repress it. The moment you shared continues to reverberate in your mind, and now that you are more clear-headed, you are thinking about the consequences of how you feel about each other. You are afraid that there are feelings beyond sexual attraction, only on your part. Because yes. You are not only attracted to Natasha sexually but also spiritually. You need her, and you need her body. It has a strange effect on you, an effect that she shouldn't have on you.

The man explains what you have to do, step by step, recommending you not to reveal your identity even under torture or to an apparently innocent child. You have to head to Hawaii, where a woman is hiding, and you have to find her and neutralize her. It doesn't matter how, but you have to eliminate her. Her name is Nicole Jamisson, she is forty years old and was a former spy. She's selling top secret information to people not authorized to have it and now she's taking a vacation. Her last vacation in her entire life, you think.

You continue to look at Natasha, being careful not to let her see you. You observe how her hair moves with her head, how her lips move, and you carefully watch the movement of her hands. She notices you, catches your gaze, smiles at you, and you feel something inside you warm up. You immediately look away toward the perfect walls of the office.

You are ready to leave immediately after your boss shows you a photo of this woman, but you don't understand how it can be useful to you. She will surely have changed her appearance to avoid being easily found, but this won't stop you.

The flight is scheduled for early tomorrow morning, and you and Natasha have agreed to go shopping for some cute swimsuits and warm weather clothes together. One thing you love about your job is the expense reimbursement. You can go shopping pretending you need it for the mission, and they will reimburse it! It's not the first time you and Natasha have gone shopping together before a mission; it's now a tradition of yours.

You are in a large shopping center; everything you can imagine you could definitely find here. From food to objects. Inside, divided into three floors, there are many famous brand shops but there is no shortage of more humble shops. Each shop is decorated according to the type of goods sold while outside them the dominant colors are beige and green. There are soft armchairs in which the fathers of the family wait for the mother to finish and there is the smell of good food in the air. From ice cream to hot crepes to pizzas and sushi. You already know in your mind what you need to buy and, having come here many times, you know exactly where to find it. First visit to an underwear shop to buy some costumes. You can't go to Hawaii without having a nice one!

While looking at some costumes that might look good on you, you notice Natasha lost in thought. She is carefully looking at a costume, and you think she is debating whether to take it or not, so you decide to help her.

“That swimsuit would look amazing on you, don’t you think?," you tell her. It's definitely not her style, but it would suit her.

"Imagining you in that… pretty distraction," she says seriously, as if the most perverse thing ever had not come out of her lips. You flush and feel embarrassed because you're not alone. There are other people walking around the store who might have just overheard what Natasha told you.

You finish shopping, each with three bags full of things. You were lucky enough to have caught a day of sales with discounts of up to 70%. You greet the condo concierge, who welcomes you with a broad smile. He's definitely a spy placed to keep the common people safe in case someone gives out information about this place, but you're not sure. If you were the boss, it would be one of the things you would want to do, knowing normal people with a family and maybe a cat are in danger. You go up the elevator. There are ten floors in total, so it will take a while to get there. The same air that led you to an intimate relationship fills the elevator, and after a few seconds, you find yourself once again entangled in a passionate moment. Natasha lifts one of your thighs, digging her nails into it. She holds you to her in a possessive way, eager to take you there in that elevator. But it stops, and a woman in her thirties surprises you in that dirty kiss. You break away and say "good evening" to the woman, who decides to come between you with the fear that you might continue doing what you were doing. Natasha looks at you with desire still in her eyes, thinking that it's not exactly her day. You arrive at her floor, and she takes her bags and leaves, planting a tender kiss on your cheek in front of thewoman's prying eyes. You don't give such a sweet kiss to a woman whose body you desire, and upon understanding it, you smile like a teenager.

After a day like that, you just want to throw yourself into bed with your pajamas and your cat and sleep as long as you can before leaving for the mission that awaits you. You can't help but think, "What if I don't save myself this time?" Your thoughts are interrupted by a notification from your phone. It's Natasha.

"How about some pre-mission cuddle tonight?"

"Why?"

"I've always wanted to just hold you close before heading out. There's time to enjoy your company in Hawaii :)

Then you told me that you are always afraid before leaving. I'd like to reassure you a little.”

You don't even have time to answer, and your doorbell rings. You find yourself in front of Natasha wearing children's pajamas, a teddy bear-shaped stuffed animal, and some gummy sweets.

"I didn't want to make you inconvenience me, so here I am," she tells you on the threshold of the door with a smile on her lips.

"I remembered that you were crazy about these," she adds, handing you a bag of sweets, and you let her in.

You go to the bedroom, inside you know and hope that there won't just be cuddles in that bed. You position yourself next to each other and Natasha starts rubbing your arm first.

"How long have you had feelings for me?" you ask Natasha as she plays sweetly with your hair. Her scent envelops you like a warm blanket and you keep your head resting on her chest. Her heartbeat can barely be heard but it beats very softly and quickly. Her feelings are true.

"When I saw you for the first time I was surprised by how beautiful you were. I immediately felt a connection with you, but my gaze seemed to terrify you, so I wanted to avoid intruding into your private life," she explains, her hands moving gently on your face. She makes small circles on your cheeks and that very simple gesture relaxes you and fills your stomach with butterflies.

"You didn't scare me," you reply, filling your mouth with the sweets you love so much. "I was intimidated by your charm and you have a strange effect on me... I don't know how to explain it to you," you add later.

"I'm happy I found the courage to try to make a move with you," she says with a sigh, her caresses becoming sweeter and more tender.

"Natasha Romanoff who didn't have the courage to do something?" you mock her, giggling. To get revenge for your joke, she pinches your cheek.

"Be careful how you speak," she teases you.

"Otherwise?" Your sentence lights a spark in what was supposed to be a cuddle evening. But you're happy with what you just triggered. Natasha reaches inside your pajama bottoms.

"Is this what you wanted?" she asks, whispering in your ear and then playing with her tongue on your earlobe. She starts touching your pussy directly without caring about the fabric of your panties and inserts two fingers. A scream of pleasure escapes your lips as Natasha's fingers fill you. Your body seems created to accommodate her, everything she touches simply sends you on fire. Her thrusts are firm, she doesn't want to give you any mercy. She wants to make you scream her name and make you understand that the only one who can have you is her and only her.

“Have they ever said I love you while they fuck you like I'm doing?" She whispers to you while your slow legs tremble at her thrusts. You just shake your head no and she whispers.

"I love you, kukolka," while you come on her fingers. She puts her hands in your mouth and forces you to suck them so you can taste yourself. "I love you too," you whisper between spasms.

"Let's finish what we started this morning" you plead and she smiles at you smugly. In an instant all your clothes are at the foot of your bed and she is on top of you. You eat your lips as if they were strawberry jelly and in the meantime she stimulates your clit with her fingers. She dominates your mouth so you don't scream from the pleasure you're feeling right now. You feel like you want to take command and position yourself above her, between her legs. Make your intimacy stick together and while she sinks her nails into your left buttock you set a pace that can satisfy you both.

"I didn't imagine you being such a slut" Natasha says between sighs, biting her lower lip. You feel another orgasm about to take over your body but before then you position yourself with your face between Natasha's legs. You sink a finger inside her and lick her clit in the meantime. You're not going to stop until you feel her juices on your face. Natasha gently caresses your head asking for more and you please her until you are filled with her between your lips.

"Fuck, you're killing me" she compliments and then you lie down next to each other again, full of sweat and other sweet liquids and out of breath. You look at each other and smile at each other, complicit in what just happened.

"I really just wanted cuddles" Natasha says between sighs and you make a guilty expression. If Natasha had come there to you you wouldn't have allowed her to go without tasting her and feeling her inside you. With you.

You fall asleep hugging each other, sealing the birth of a relationship destined to last. As you lie there, thoughts about the upcoming mission swirl in your mind. Tomorrow, you will leave for Hawaii to track down Nicole Jamisson. She was once one of you-a spy-but now she sells secrets to the highest bidder. You can't help but wonder how she went from being a colleague to a target.

Would you end up the same way one day? Would Natasha? The thought makes your chest tighten. You can't bear the idea of losing her, not now, not after everything. 'I won't let that happen,' you think, your resolve hardening. 'This will be my last mission. After this, Natasha and I can leave this life behind. We can be together without the constant threat of death looming over us.

With that final thought, you drift off to sleep, feeling more determined than ever to make it through tomorrow-and the many tomorrows after that-alive and together.

The next morning you wake up to the news that your flight has been canceled and your mission aborted. The news that the flight has been canceled and the mission aborted because of the explosion of the plane leaves you petrified. The voice from the newscast echoes in your head as the world seems to stop around you. Fifty people dead, families destroyed in an instant. The realization of how close you were to death hits you like a punch in the gut. Natasha watches you with concern, reading the anguish on your face. Without saying a word, she wraps you in a warm embrace, her strong body against yours, offering the comfort that only she can provide. You stay like that for a long moment, the silence filled only by the sound of your hearts beating.

"You know," you finally murmur, "I can’t do this anymore. I can’t keep risking my life like this. Life is too short. I want to live every minute with you." She looks into your eyes, the green of her eyes shining with understanding and love.

"Me too," she says simply, holding you tighter.

You and Natasha walk into your boss's office, determination etched on both your faces. The white, immaculately painted walls and the ancient Greek decor that once seemed impressive now feel like a facade hiding the dangers of your profession. Your boss looks up from his desk, his penetrating green eyes locking onto yours.

“We need to talk,” Natasha says firmly, taking a step forward. She places an envelope containing your resignation letters on his desk. He raises an eyebrow, leaning back in his chair.

“I assume this is about the explosion?”

“Yes,” you reply, your voice steady but filled with emotion.

“Nicole Jamisson knew about our mission. The plane exploded to prevent us from reaching her. How did she get that information?” Your boss's face hardens.

“We’re investigating. But I assure you, our security protocols are—”

“Your security protocols failed!” Natasha interrupts, her voice rising. “Fifty people are dead. Fifty innocent lives lost because of a leak in our system. And what if they had decided to blow up this building instead?” Your boss's expression darkens, but he remains silent.You take a deep breath, trying to steady your nerves.

“What would have happened if they had wanted to blow up this condo directly? Do you realize how many lives would be at risk, including ours? We’ve put our lives on the line for this organization time and time again, but this… this is too much.” Natasha nods, her hand finding yours for support. “We can’t continue like this. We can’t work in an environment where our safety is compromised at every turn. We’re done.” Your boss leans forward, his hands clasped on the desk.

“You’re some of the best agents we have. Leaving now means giving up everything you’ve worked for, everything you’ve fought for.”

“We’re not giving up,” you say, your voice calm but resolute. “We’re choosing to live. To value our lives and each other more than this endless cycle of danger and death.” Natasha squeezes your hand. “We’re out. Effective immediately.” For a moment, silence fills the room. Your boss’s face is a mask of frustration and resignation. Finally, he nods. “Very well. I’ll process your resignations. But know this… you’ll always have a place here, should you choose to return.” Without another word, you and Natasha turn and leave the office, the weight of your decision lifting with every step. As you walk out of the building for the last time, you feel a sense of freedom and resolve. You don’t know what the future holds, but you know one thing for sure you’ll face it together.

Let me know what you think and thanks for reading! I remind you that requests are open so if you want me to write you something.

[nicoline1998enilocin]

The closet of desire

PAIRING | Civilian!Ari Levinson x Avenger!Female!Reader

WORD COUNT | 3.3K

SUMMARY | Ari and you are at the afterparty of Tony's famous Halloween Party, and you're being roped into a very alcoholic game of truth or dare. You accept the dare of ''7 Minutes In Heaven,'' but the closet you step into becomes a gateway to a place where you never thought you would find yourself.

WARNING(S) | This is your official trigger warning. Do not proceed if any of these topics upset you. Swearing, age gap (Ari is in his mid-40s, Reader is in her early to mid-30s), use of pet names (Bubbles, Kitten), smut { public sex (in a sex club), voyeurism kink, exhibitionism kink, daddy kink, multiple orgasms, finger sucking, fingering, oral (m receiving), face fucking, threesome, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it!), spit roasting, squirting, cockwarming, implied aftercare }.

A/N | This one shot is written for Jamie's Halloween Challenge 2023, hosted by @jtargaryen18. I had an absolute blast writing this one, and I hope you will all enjoy it as much as I did when writing 🖤

Likes, comments and reblogs will be very much appreciated 🧡

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Tony has invited you and your fiancé Ari to his annual Halloween party with a costume competition. You may not have won first prize, but coming in second dressed as Morticia and Gomez Addams still felt pretty damn good.

Ari looks stunning in a black pinstripe suit tailored to the gods, his hair dyed black and slicked back, and a black mustache found its home on his face. You're wearing a tight black dress, a long black wig, and the signature Morticia make-up look to finish it all off.

The party was wild already, but you always joined for the afterparty, which was even better. Fewer people are in attendance, making it much more intimate, which you like.

You and Ari are seated on a loveseat, cuddled into his side, his arm around your shoulders protectively. The other Avengers and their significant others are spread out over the rest of the couches and seats, with Tony standing as he proposes a game.

''What do we say to a few rounds of Truth or Dare... but with a twist?!'' he says with a devilish grin, and that alone was enough to send shivers down your spine.

Everyone agreed, but he explained it wouldn't be a typical game but a drinking game. Obviously.

''One of you chooses either a truth or a dare, but if you decide not to want to answer, you must take two shots. If you do answer the truth or perform the dare, the rest of us must take one shot,'' he says, and you can already feel your hangover coming on, but that would be a problem for future you.

Tony immediately turns to you and Ari, seeing you're the newest couple in the room. Tonight is the first time they've met Ari, after all.

''Let's start with you two lovebirds!'' Tony exclaims, and you can already feel your stomach drop, closing your eyes in the hope that Tony changes his mind, but he doesn't.

''Are you okay, Bubbles?'' Ari asks as he looks at you, worry visible on his face as he goes to sit up a little more, allowing you to get a little more comfortable.

''Yeah, don't worry. It's not my first rodeo,'' you say, and you give Ari a soft but passionate kiss on his lips, which is met by a lot of cheering from other Avengers.

When you pull away, your lips are slightly puffy from the kiss, and Ari has a very content smile when he sees it.

''Right, back to me now,'' Tony says, grabbing everyone's attention.

''Truth or dare?'' he asks, and you choose dare, knowing he probably won't go too crazy now that it's still relatively early if you don't count the drinks he's already had so far.

''Dare,'' you sigh and smile, hopefully making it look like you're enjoying yourself to the rest of them.

''I dare you two-'' he says, pointing towards you and Ari, ''-to 7 minutes in heaven in the closet,'' Tony tells you.

''What are we? Fucking teenagers? You have to be kidding me, Tony,'' you raise your voice, but Ari stops you as you get up and walk away.

''Bubbles, it's only 7 minutes, and it's not like we've never had a make-out session before,'' he says, which has your heart beating faster at the thought, and a smile tugs on the corners of your mouth.

''Okay, I'll do it,'' you say, pulling Ari up from the couch, and he gets up gracefully before walking after you and towards the closet. It's a short walk since it's in the same room, and when you open the doors, you step in, but Ari has to lean his head down not to hit his head.

It's a squeeze, and when you try to make a little room for Ari, you hit a panel behind you with your elbow, which opens the back of the closet like two doors swinging open.

Both of you turn your heads to the opening and the sight before you take your breath away for a few seconds.

''Is that-''

''A sex club? Absolutely,'' Ari answers before you can even finish your sentence.

Ari stepped through the portal after grabbing your hand and pulling you in with him. Suddenly, he was wearing tight-fitting jeans without a shirt, and you wore a short skirt, a crop top, and thigh-high boots, leaving nothing to the imagination.

Everywhere you look, you see people talking or making out; in the darker corners, you can see people having oral sex or being worked open with fingers, and in the middle of the club are multiple couches, chairs, and tables used to have sex on.

From just two people and threeways to an orgie, your eyes scan past everyone in the room, and you can feel your panties growing wetter with the second.

The music is drowned out by people moaning and whining, skin slapping against skin, and dirty talk here and there. You need to figure out where to look since this is your first time in a club like this.

''Are you liking what you see, Bubbles?'' Ari whispers in your ear as he stands behind you, and you can feel his erection pressing into your back, noticing how he's fully hard.

A soft whine escapes your lips as his big hands slide from your waist up to your breasts, which he cups gently, enveloping them with his long fingers.

The slick between your thighs only grows as you feel his fingers on your body, his lips trailing kisses on your neck as he leaves a small trail of goosebumps in their path.

''A-Ari,'' you gasp, but he immediately stops his kisses.

''You know that's not what I want you to call me, Kitten,'' he says sternly, and you close your eyes as a shiver runs down your spine, leaving full-body goosebumps.

''Sorry, Daddy,'' you say, and Ari's cock twitches at the word, serving to make him even harder, not that you thought that would be possible. You also get off on it, and you feel your panties dampen as he walks you forward to an empty armchair.

You can't tear your eyes away from everything happening around you, and you can't help but feel aroused. You didn't know you had such a thing for being a voyeur until now, and it only feeds the exhibitionism kink you already know you have.

If there's one thing you and Ari love doing is having sex in (semi-)public places; the thrill of possibly getting caught only makes it hotter, but you never considered a place like this.

Ari sits down in the armchair with a soft grunt after letting his hands slide off your body, and he turns you around so your ass is pointed at him.

''Sit down for me, Kitten, and spread those beautiful legs for everyone to see,'' he says, and you do just that, hooking your legs on the outside of his so you're spreading wide for him.

Your skirt is hiked up and is now on your waist by the motion, showing your blue thong to everyone wanting to look.

''Hmm, this color looks perfect on you, Kitten. Too bad it's all soaked and ruined now, huh?'' Ari teases, and his hands ghost over your inner thighs, making you whimper softly when he comes closer to your pussy, but avoiding it each time.

''Daddy, please don't tease me,'' you say with a pout as you lean your head against his shoulder, but he doesn't look at your face, instead focussing on the blue lace between your legs.

''Alright, Kitten, but only because you asked so sweetly,'' he says, and his fingers glide to the edge of your panties, pushing them down and discarding them in front of you both before making you spread wide again, showing your glistening cunt for the entire club to see.

''Hmm, such a perfect pussy for everyone to see,'' Ari groans softly, and his long, thick fingers rub through your folds, gathering some slick before he brings them to your mouth, letting you suck all of your slick off them.

You moan around his fingers, and your eyes fly shut, your pussy clenching around nothing at the taste of yourself on his fingers. He shoves them deeper into your mouth, and you keep sucking on them, and you feel Ari's cock twitch slightly in his pants.

When you've lubed them enough for his liking, he pulls them out of your mouth and repeats the same motion, but this time he finds your clit and rubs small circles while you moan loudly, making several people turn their heads to you.

''Daddy, please! Want your fingers,'' you beg, but he doesn't listen yet; he wants you to beg just a little more.

''You want my fingers? You need to beg louder so everyone can hear what you want,'' Ari says with a mischievous smile, and you immediately obey.

''Please, Daddy, can I have your fingers in my pussy? Am a good girl for you,'' you beg, and this time, Ari gives in, pushing two fingers into your entrance with a loud squelching sound that has you moaning loudly.

''Fuck!'' you force out as he bottoms out with his fingers, and he sets a steady pace, driving them in and out of you repeatedly as his other hand rubs your clit, working you towards your first orgasm of the night.

''You're such a good girl for me, letting everyone look at how good Daddy makes you feel. You're the perfect slut for Daddy tonight,'' he tells you, and his words make you preen.

''Yeah, 'm Daddy's little slut'' you reply, and Ari works his fingers faster until you're eyes roll back into your head, and the squelching sound is so loud it's all you can focus on as your orgasm washes over you.

With a loud whine, you let Ari work through your orgasm until you're bordering overstimulation, and you push his hands away, which he then brings to your mouth so you can clean them.

''T-Thank you, D-Daddy,'' you pant as you've come down enough, and Ari smiles as multiple pairs of eyes are on the two of you, but you don't even attempt to close your legs; you just want to spread them wider so they can get a perfect view of your glistening folds.

Ari lifts your shirt over your head to expose your bra, but that is also swiftly taken off, and now you're entirely bare for everyone to see. Your nipples are pebbled to total hardness, and Ari can't help but tug on them to tease a little.

''Daddy!'' you say in a bit of a scolding tone, but it makes you feel good.

''How about you make Daddy feel good now, huh? Be a good girl for Daddy and get down on your knees so you can suck me off with that perfect, tight mouth of yours,'' he says, and you immediately get off his legs and find your place between his legs, your back arching, and your legs spread slightly.

Your fingers undo the button and zipper of his jeans quickly, and he lifts himself a little so his pants can slide off, only to reveal he's wearing nothing underneath them.

A soft whine leaves your throat as his erection springs free, but it's so big and heavy it doesn't stand upright; instead, it points forward, with a slight curve to the right.

''C'mon, Kitten, make Daddy feel g-good,'' he stutters as your hand wraps around his base; your lips immediately find their home around his tip, and you suckle softly.

''Fucking hell,'' Ari groans out as you take more and more of him in your mouth and down your throat, working past your gag reflex.

His breathing gets more erratic, and when you look up, you can see a small layer of sweat forming on his chest and face, showing you how good you make him feel right now.

One of your hands is softly squeezing the base of his cock as the other massages and rolls his balls just the way he likes, his hands clutching the arms of the chair to not cum right away.

Your hips involuntarily rut into nothing, and you feel yourself clenching around nothing, but you can tell Ari's close to his orgasm.

''You want to swallow my cum like a good cumslut?'' Ari asks, and you look up at him as you nod so he fists one of his hands into your hair before holding your head still and setting the pace with his hips, fucking your face with loud groans until he shoots every last drop down your throat, forcing you to swallow it all.

When he lets you go, you let go with a wet pop, and your jaw is already sore, and your mascara is running down your face from the tears you've shed as he fucked your face.

After Ari's come down from his high, he got up and pulled you over to an empty couch, where he placed you on your hands and knees to fuck you the way you like.

''I've got a little surprise for you, Kitten,'' Ari says as he pulls you up to his chest, and you feel his cock poke you in your back.

He turns your head with his hand to show you who's walking over to the two of you, and you see none other than Tony Stark himself walk up to you, completely naked, his cock standing at attention against his belly.

He's shorter and less thick than Ari, but it would still be a stretch, no matter what hole he would get to use.

''Do you want us both to make you feel good?'' he asks, and you nod enthusiastically, slick dripping down your thighs and onto the leather couch beneath you.

''Are you going to let Tony fuck this amazing mouth while I fuck your tight pussy until you can't stop cumming for us? We're going to fucking ruin you, Kitten, and you'll enjoy every second of it if you say yes,'' Ari whispers in your ear, and you're getting only more excited.

''Please, Daddy! Please ruin me,'' you say confidently, and he lets you drop forward, catching yourself with your arms before your face hits the couch.

Ari pulls your hips up a little, and you wiggle in his grasp to show you're ready. And he lines up with your entrance while Tony takes his position before you.

''Look at you, such a perfect little slut who just wants to be fucked from all sides, huh? Does that make you feel horny to be treated like a cumslut for us?'' Tony asks, and you say a soft yes before Ari pushes into you, the stretch feeling like a pleasant burn like always.

You lift your head, letting Tony line up with your mouth before pushing in, and he tastes so vastly different from Ari but not unpleasant.

Both men slide into you simultaneously, and the pleasure almost becomes too much, your orgasm creeping closer quickly.

When Ari bottoms out, he lets you adjust around him until you're not clenching around him, and when he starts pulling out and thrusting back in, Tony does the same, and both men are making you feel like you're not even inside your own body anymore.

They set a different pace - Tony being a little sloppy and rough, Ari being slow and passionate, almost as if he's making love to you. This is precisely what sends you over the edge the first time, and Ari throws his head back with a loud groan as you clench around his cock.

''Jesus, Kitten, you squeeze Daddy so good when you cum,'' he grits out as he thrusts again, picking up his pace while Tony keeps the same speed, his hands in your hair as you let him fuck your face for pleasure.

Both men groan and grunt as they use you as their fucktoy, and with the way Ari keeps hitting your sweet spot inside you repeatedly, it doesn't take long for you to cum again, this time with more force, and Ari is determined to pull one more from your body before even thinking of cumming himself.

''Fuck, she's squeezing me so good,'' Ari tells Tony, and you hollow your cheeks to make Tony feel fabulous too, and it works because before he can stop himself, he's shooting his seed into your mouth and throat while you swallow every last drop.

He doesn't pull out once he's done but instead lets himself soften in your mouth as Ari sets a relentless pace, but his fingers find your clit this time. He rubs them just a little, but you're already bordering overstimulation, and you cum again, this time squirting all over the couch, his legs, and his cock.

''Fucking hell, such a perfect little slut when you squirt for me. Good girl,'' he emphasizes as he thrusts back in, this time chasing his own high with rapid thrusts.

You moan around Tony's soft cock, and the vibrations make him feel good, and you feel little beads of pre-cum drip onto your tongue.

''Gonna pump you full of my cum, Kitten. Got so much cum just for you and your tight cunt,'' Ari growls, and with a few more sloppy thrusts, he comes with a roar, and many people in the club look at the burly man fucking into you while you're cockwarming another man with your mouth.

You've never felt so good, and when Ari pulls out, Tony lets go too, but you have never felt this empty before. Tony doesn't say goodbye before walking away, but you're too far gone to notice it.

Ari pulls you into his lap and whispers sweet nothings as you both come down from your highs before he feeds you some bits of chocolate and lets you drink some water.

You want to stay in your spot forever, but you know that's not an option, so when it's time to go back, you let Ari carry you to the portal back to the normal world.

Before stepping through, he puts you down and pulls you in for a deep, passionate kiss to thank you for everything that happened.

When you pull apart, you surprise him with one last question, which he never thought he'd ever hear you say.

''What do you think, shall we visit a club like this in the real world, too?'' you whisper in his ear, and Ari wholeheartedly agrees before the two of you walk through.

In that world, you were still naked, but once you're back in the closet, you're both wearing your Halloween costumes, although they look messy now.

Ari grabs the back of your neck and pulls you in for one more deep kiss, his tongue instantly working into your mouth when the closet doors open, and the sight of Tony greets you in his Halloween costume.

''Alright, lovebirds, 7 minutes are over!'' he says, but it feels like you two have been gone for hours, not just 7 minutes.

''Are you sure it's been 7 minutes?'' you ask, confused, and Tony lets out a deep, rumbling laugh.

''Why did you want us to lock you into the closet for the rest of the night? You can always go to your bedroom if you want to climb your tree,'' he jokes with a wink, and you slap him against his chest sternly.

''Behave yourself, Stark!'' you say, but you look over at Ari and see him shooting you a wink. You two might have had the time of your lives in that closet, but no one would ever find out, and you've got a new tradition for the two of you.

[clus444]

RealityStar! Gaz Part 3

Open The Chat Rooms

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"Hello everyone! I'm your host, Sativa, and I'm here to test certain theories about love. The contestants will blindly choose their 'Their Forever Partner' and be put through challenges so we can find out how forever their partners are gonna be," Sativa says cheekily. "Sometimes we put what we call 'spies' in the game that no one knows about. Their job is to act like their here for love but its to test limits. More will be explained later as I want to get this show on the road. My final question to the contestants is, are you ready?" The screen turns black and I stare at it waiting for something else to happen.

The words ' Start dating' appear with a loading bar under it. The room is nicely decorated with a beach theme to it. The walls are a nice blue color with a accent wall painted to resemble a beach. They put nice black couch in the wobble with beach themed pillows. Quotes about not giving up taped on the wall. One camera not so secretly placed in the top corner of the room.

The bar finishes loading and 12 profiles pop up. I accept 4 chats and I start three with a simple,

R-Heyyy

Everyone was told no names in case recognition happened. Especially since some have made it known they were on the show. One of the chats consisted of talking about sports only, one treated it as a sex thing kinda and I immediately left, and the others were downright boringgg!

How hard is it to have a normal conversation? Though I can't completely blame them. Dating for me hasn't been lucky and I think I find myself carrying that onto here. But hell can you blame me? Rome wasn't built in a day.

I decide to click on one more before finishing for the day. Clearing my mind and coming at this with as much positive energy as I can.

R- Your profile says that you are from Great Britain

Is the food as bad as they say?

G-Though I love my country,God bless the queen (She's alive right now,I have my reasons), the food does have its faults compared to America

R- Are you trying to say it is better than any other place?!?

G-I said we had some faults... We have some delicacies

R- Can you even count chicken masala...

G- I'll have you know that degradation is my kink

I laugh out loud at that. I guess I kinda did go in hard.

R- Looks like we have something in common.

We began texting back and forth the conversation flowing smoothly. I catch myself giggling and twirling my hair. We talk about movies and of course land on the argument of rose and jack. He could've fit!

G- Yes the door was big enough but! Weight would weigh them down.

R- Puh-Lease! She could have given him her life jacket to help cover him for the cold.

We talk about each others families. His father was enlisted in the army but now spends his days in the wilderness to get his hands dirty. His mom stayed at home to care for him and his sisters. I told him about how my father died which left me and my mother. I only have one sister.

R- My father passed when I was young so I don't have many memories with him.

G- Daddy issues go crazy for the both of us.

Though my father is here, we weren't always close. We are now repairing our relationship.

I also found him to be very funny and quite sassy! His quick comebacks had me dying on the floor. I'm sure the viewers will have a field day with our messages.

*Buzzt*

A buzz happens and lets us know that we have to stop chatting.

G- I'll text you tomorrow. Tell your other dudes I'm first in line.

I smile as I reread his text. I fist bump the air as I start to feel like this wasn't a complete failure. Maybe love is in my cards or maybe I'm being naive and desperate. I'm not quite sure but what I do know is that if this doesn't work out, Hot Girl Summer will!

Kyle receives a small message that says...

S- Feel free to make a confessional. Just grab the camera under the couch and set it where to computer is.

He thinks for a moment weighing his options. He grabs the camera and sets it up. How should I start?

"I'm Kyle Garrick but everyone calls me Garrick. So far I've talked to 8 people. Only two really catch my eye but I have my doubts about this whole thing," He pauses and laughs.

"For some reason, I can't shake the feeling that none of this is real. What can I say? Stacey and I share a similar military family background. And the other one just seems crazy. But I will admit how interested I am to see how this plays out," He finishes talking and signs out.

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Giving you all some more plot but I cant lie and say I wanna skip some parts. Anyways hope you enjoyed!!!

Masterlist

[missacidburn928]

It's Tasty Tuesday!

A weekly sample of what I have to offer. Be it a WIP or a completed fic, I'm here to give you a taste.

Well enough to wet your appetite at least...

Hors d'oeuvres for the week of Sept 2nd 😈

That First Night: POC!Reader x Nomad!Steve Rogers

Why You Calling Me Tonight (Part I): Ex!August Walker x POC!Reader Walter Marshall x POC!Reader

It's hard for me to say, I'm jealous of the way, you're happy without me… (CH 2): Hunterverse AU, Sy, Walter, Curtis (Lumberjack & the 2 bears) x POC Reader "Havoc/TG" Ex Dean x Reader

Intoxicating. That's What You Are (Affinity Series): Alpha!Bucky x Sweet Little Omega!POC!Reader

Grand Theft Autumn (WIP): Ex! Ransom Drysdale x POC!Reader College!Eddie x POC!Reader

As all of my samples are 18+ material they can be fun under the cut. MDNI

Happy Feasting Heathens

"But there's people here all around us", he mumbles into my neck. With a light chuckle and a mischievous look in my eye, I tell him, "I know. That's the fun part. How long do you think you can last before you either A. Cum in your pants and all over my hand, B. Drag me to the first open room or bathroom you find or C. Want to leave so we can continue this at your place?"

"Challenge accepted baby". With a chaste kiss to my lips he places his hand on my hip and guides me to the wall until my back is pinned against it. His large frame pretty much hiding me from sight. I waste no time, running my hand over the ever growing tent in the front of his pants. He lets out a low groan. "Tsk, tsk there Captain. You better keep it quiet and look like we're just talking. Wouldn't want to get too much attention now would we?"

Right as I finish my question I slip my hand into his pants and wrap my fingers around his stiff length. I slowly start to play with his foreskin and begin to move my hand up and down his long, velvety soft shaft. Making sure to sweep my palm across the head every few strokes to gather up the precum leaking from the tip.

As I increase my speed, I begin to talk to him. "So, seen any good movies lately?" I giggle as he looks me in the eyes with a strained face and clenched jaw. Clearly trying desperately to stay quiet. I tighten my grip and he presses his pelvis into me. Pinning me harder against the wall, stopping my hand from moving any further.

"Ready to cum already? That was quick." He smiles, "More like, turnabout is fair play darlin."

Before I can even fully register what is happening his hand is down the front of my pants. His middle finger making small circles against my sensitive clit. I bite down on my bottom lip to keep from moaning. "Someone's playing dirty. This was supposed to be about you Steve."

To which he replies, "I just had to see you squirm for me". He sinks his middle finger in my dripping pussy, curves it and lightly strokes against my g-spot. "Now who's ready to take it someplace else?", he whispers against my ear and then pulls his hand out of my pants. Licking his finger clean, "Mmmm even sweeter than I imagined".

"If you want an even better taste we're certainly gonna have to find some place a little more private", I respond in a lust filled voice, pulling my hand out of his pants after one more slow and teasing stroke. He grabs my hand and heads down the hallway. Pushing his way through the line of people waiting for the bathroom. As we are about to pass the bathroom the door opens and he rushes us inside before the next person in line can even realize what is happening and locks the door.

He grabs me by the hips and lifts me up and onto the counter, not wasting any time. "I wanted to take it slow with you. Take you out first, but you've got me so worked up that I have to have you right now." He kisses me hard. Our tongues dancing a tango together as I wrap my legs around his waist and grind against the steel rod that's just begging to be released from the confines of his jeans. I moan into his mouth as I grab his hair, trying to get as close to him as possible.

We both come up for air, panting as we try to get our lungs to settle back down. "These leggings have got to go. Hold on to the counter and lift your ass up for me." I do as I'm told and he practically rips the pants, panties included, off of me.

He sinks down to his knees so that his face and my pussy are level with each other. He looks up at me with lust filled, hooded eyes and licks his lips. "What was that you were saying about a better taste?" Before I can even get a word out in response he licks a stripe up my folds to my swollen clit. Moaning into me, delighted with the sweetness flowing onto his tongue.

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“Still in touch with Lloyd I see.” I calmly state. “How’s Alice?”

“Wouldn’t know. I’ve been on a special assignment.” 

“Hm. How convenient.” I hum.

At this point Walter takes the phone from my hand, putting it on speaker and setting it on the arm of the couch.

“Such sass. I wasn't expecting that. You were always such a good girl for me. Happy to take whatever I gave you.” August taunts.

Walter slowly begins to peel my leggings, and panties down my legs. He then proceeds to maneuver my body so that I am on all fours, facing my phone on the arm of the couch. He leaves a trail of soft kisses along my inner thighs. Blowing on my hot weeping slit before teasing my clit with his tongue. 

I try to hold in my moans, but my strained voice, accompanied by Walters growls as he devours my pussy from behind, has August hanging up, and switching to a video call. 

“Go head baby, answer it,” Walt commands. He places a pillow under my hips to raise them higher. So that I can remain comfortable while he fucks me stupid. 

I prop the phone up, clicking accept on the call, and Augusts’ chiseled, mustache sporting face appears on the screen. Just as he opens his mouth to speak, Walter slides himself inside of me. I close my eyes, moaning out, as I enjoy the stretch his girth always provides on that first thrust.

“What the fuck is this?!” August growls, “I knew something was going on, but did you really answer my video call with another man inside you?”

I can’t seem to formulate any words, as Walter gets to work destroying my perfect little pussy. But that’s okay, he is in full control, and has no problem speaking. “She sure as fuck did. You must be, August. The asshole who fucked up and let this little vixen get away. I should really thank you for that.” He thrusts in nice, and deep, making me cry out once again.

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As you all come down from your highs and the men extract themselves with care from inside you, Curtis makes his way into he shower and over to your lax body. Ignoring his raging hard on, he scoops you up, kisses your forehead and proceeds to take you to the unoccupied side of the shower. He sets you down and begins to clean you up, taking extra care to gently cleanse your oversensitive skin. For such a rough and hardened man, he always seems to handle you with such tender care. 

He leans you against the wall, holding you up with one hand as he quickly cleans away the day from his skin, with the other. Sy and Walter, having gotten their bearings back, go through the motions of cleaning themselves up as well. Now clean and satiated, Curtis picks you back up and carries you to your massive bed. His hard dick rubbing against your hip, pinned against his stomach as he makes his way. There is no way you're about to leave him to handle getting rid of it himself. 

He places you in the center of the bed and turns to lay down to the right of you. As soon as he makes himself comfortable, you swing a leg over his thighs and pull yourself up to sit on his hips. He looks up at you with an arched brow. “Can I help you with something Dew drop?”  

“Mmhmm”. You slowly lift your hips, notching your slick core over his leaking head and inch yourself down his massive girth, giving a little swivel of your hips as they touch his pelvis. “Fuck sweetheart, you feel so good wrapped around me, two cocks weren't enough for you tonight huh?” 

You shake your head “Never enough. Couldn't leave my lumberjack unsatisfied now could I? Need to be full of all of you to be able to sleep peacefully.”

You ride him nice and slow, taking your time to bring you both up before you crash back down to the surface. He watches on with glazed over eyes full of lust and adoration. His roaming hands find they're a way to your collarbone, where calloused fingers gently wrap around the base of your throat. Pulling you down to his prone frame, he wraps a strong arm around your waist, holding you close as he takes control. Pistoning his hips, whispering filthy words laced with sweetness, until your velvety walls clamp around him in surrender and he coats them in his seed.

Body worn out and muscles relaxed, you lazily kiss as Sy and Walter, fresh from the shower, join you in bed. You lay your head on Curtis’ chest and melt into him, warming his cock as several sets of fingers dance along your spine, lulling you to sleep along with the steady thrum of the heartbeat beneath your ear. 

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You let out a sigh of contentment and look up at him. “You know I love all the pieces of you right? Even the feral ones. I quite like those parts actually.” You bite your lip thinking about how he absolutely destroys you when he’s in rut and you can't wait. “With that said, I’ll happily take your sweetness this morning. Just so long as I can make it to work on time.” You run your hands through the hairs on his nape, inciting a soft purr to emanate from his chest. 

“As much as I want to throw you back into bed and just take my time worshiping every inch of your delectable body; I know how much your work means to you. So that will have to wait until tonight. For now, I think I can settle for a taste before we both have to head back out into the world. What do you say, Doll? Can I feast upon the sweet honey that weeps from between your thighs? I’ll make it quick I promise. Just a taste and then I’ll help you finish getting ready for the day.” His hands have slipped under your shirt and are rubbing small circles into your back. 

“When you ask so sweetly, how could I possibly say no.”

A grins splits across his face and before you know it your back hits the mattress of your king sized bed and Bucky is pushing your legs apart resting your knees on his broad shoulders. He kisses your thighs. “This is the only place I wanted to be for the last 48 hours. Couldn't stop thinking about all the little noises you make for me when I eat you out. How you squirm when I hit the right spot with my tongue. Fuck . Just look at you Omega, so wet for me you're dripping onto the sheets already.” He swipes his tongue up along your folds from entrance to clit, eliciting a moan from you. You’re always super sensitive in the morning and you haven't even touched yourself in the two weeks he's been gone. So just that little movement is almost too much already. 

He wasn't kidding when he said he’d make it quick. He wasted no time thrusting his tongue inside you. The thick muscle massaging your silken walls, giving them something to clamp on to. “ Fuck, Alpha. That feels so good.” Your hands are anchored in his hair, just enjoying the ride on his tongue he is giving you. When he swirls his tongue, pulls it out and then moves it to lightly draw figure eight patterns on your clit you lose it. A rainbow of stars detonate behind your eyes and your hearing goes fuzzy as the orgam slams into you. Gripping onto his locks tighter as you writhe beneath him, back arching off the mattress before you go limp, laying in a state of bonelessness.

As the sounds of your apartment start to come back to you, you blink open your eyes and peer down at Bucky. His chin is glistening wet. A saccharine smile gracing his handsome face. Adoration shining in is icy blues. “There she is. Welcome back Omega.” He laughs. “Had me worried for a minute there. Thought I might have made ya pass out. Looks like it was just one hell of an orgasm.” 

A sweet smile adorns your blissed out face. “One hell of an orgasm indeed.” You look over to the clock on the nightstand. “Looks like we still have a bit of time before the water runs cold in my shower and I certainly owe you after that performance. How about a little oral reciprocation in the shower, Alpha? Get dirty while we get clean.”

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This is a WIP set to release in the future...

“Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.” I speak into the room. “Please don’t let me interrupt.”

“Babe-” He tries to speak.

“You no longer get to call me that. We’re done Ransom. If I never have to see your face again it will be a blessing. I hope it was worth it.”

I turn on my heel and head downstairs back to the party with my head held high. I could leave, run out with tears streaming down my eyes. But then I’d miss Eddie performing and I never miss a performance if I can help it. Plus I look hot as fuck in my costume.

I find Steve and Robin in the exact place I left them.

“Did you find him?” Steve asks.

“Yeah, with his dick down some chicks throat. We’re done. I don’t want to talk about it right now. I don’t even want to get shit faced about it. I just want to watch Eddie perform and dance my ass off. That good with you guys?”

“Whatever you need hun.” Robin assures me.

“I’ll make sure the boys run interference so you dont have to run into fuck face the rest of the night.”

“How sweet of you Steve, thanks.”

“Oh look, the bands all set up. Lets go grab a good spot up front.” Robin grabs my hand and pulls me to the makeshift stage.

They play Grand Theft Autumn.Eddie basically sings it straight to me not knowing how truly those words are hitting me. I am reminded of the boy I had a crush on in the beginning of our friendship. A crush I thought I had gotten over ages ago. Guess I was wrong. Could now be the time to explore that what if? 

“Hey Robin?”

“Yeah”

“Has Eddie always looked at me like that?”

“What? Like a lovesick puppy? Yeah actually.”

“Perfect.”

[mgarmagedon]

🫵You🫵

You made me ship Blurr x Sideswipe

(and i can't find any fics😭)

Glad to hear that i pushed you into a madness :)

But as a special treat for you my fellow anon, I wrote a very special Sideswipe x Blurr fanfiction :D

BUT first, I need to make shout out for my other BFF who helped me with correcting it: cats_and_robots_enjoyer on instagram

You are the best dude!!!! Let's give her some love guys :D

English:

Blurr sat behind the wheel, feeling unusually nervous. He couldn't believe he felt the urge to slow down, just to avoid entering that place. It was Crown city, where another team of Autobots resided. Normally, this wouldn't bother him; he believed he could handle any challenge solo. But this time was different.

He blushed with shame at the thought of the reason for all this stress: the red Autobot named Sideswipe. After their last encounter in Griffin Rock, he couldn't get him out of his mind. In his thoughts, he praised Sideswipe, seeing him as the best racing partner he'd ever had.

He only sighed, accelerating to enter the outskirts of the city.

At the same time, at the junkyard, which served as a hideout for the Autobots, Sideswipe emerged from Alchemor, dragging his younger companion, Russell, whom he had to take to school.

Russell yawned as he loaded his backpack into Sideswipe's car. He seemed rather displeased with the whole ordeal. Sideswipe felt much the same way, considering waking up at 6 in the morning as a punishment rather than a duty.

"Sideswipe... do we really have to go there...?" Russell groaned, feeling dejected.

"Unfortunately, yes," Sideswipe sighed. "Because last time when Bee found out I took you on what he called 'playing hooky' instead of an educational trip, he confiscated my hair gel! I looked like some dirty emo for a week, it was... traumatic." He shuddered slightly at the memory of the bad hairstyle.

Russell merely sighed and sat in the passenger seat, dreading his day at school with a defeated expression. Behind him, Sideswipe settled into the driver's seat after opening the gate. As the sports car headed towards the suburbs.

It took them less than 15 minutes to reach the school and its entire campus. Sideswipe got out of the car and opened the door for Russell. The boy hopped out of the car and hurried towards the building, with Sideswipe watching him go.

Meanwhile, as Sideswipe was at St. John Paul II Elementary School No. VII, Blurr was getting lost in the city. He couldn't activate either the locator or the communicator with the Rescue Bots' base, nor could he locate the nearest Cybertronians due to interference on all channels. Frustrated, he turned into a small street to check the cause of this malfunction. He pulled over on the side of the road, which only led to a large human school and its entire campus. When he stopped, he sighed and was about to check if the locator was broken or stuck.

He nearly had a heart attack when he noticed Sideswipe standing in front of the car, using a human device - a phone with earphones. He started to retreat gently and slowly, praying that the redhead wouldn't notice him.

"Rust!" he muttered under his breath, seeing the boy turning towards him.

"He...?" he turned to the car, which was reversing, taking off his headphones. He squinted due to his poor eyesight and easily recognized the car and his newly made friend - Blurr. "Blurr?" he shouted to his friend in the car.

Blurr knew he was too deep in it and couldn't escape the situation now. He took a deep breath and stepped out of the vehicle, exuding confidence.

"Dude, I can't believe you're here!" He smiled and called out to Sideswipe. "What are you even doing here? I thought they don't accept halfwits like you here!" he joked with Sideswipe as he approached.

Sideswipe laughed out loud and hugged him, then gently patted him on the back. Blurr blushed.

"Relax, I'd never even step foot in there! I get chills just thinking about human school!" He released him from his embrace. "I had to drop off my partner here - Russel, he is still going to school, and because 'if you want Russell to be your partner, you have to take him to and pick him up from school, because in my day I had to do it and I didn't complain when I had to wake up at 6 am'." He tried to mimic Bumblebee, which amused Blurr. "And what are you doing here, dude, so far from Griffin Rock? Something happened? Do I need to show off my cat moves to some Decepticons?" he began to wave his arms around, pretending to be a wild cat.

"Not yet, dude, but I promise you'll be the first I'll call when it's time to beat someone up or show who's the fastest racer in Europe!" He grabbed Sideswipe and started ruffling his hair. "It's something much more important, dude. I got a secret mission from Heatwave to check something in this area, but unfortunately, none of the detectors or anything are working! Like, why did they even give it to me if it doesn't even want to work, right?" He laughed at Sideswipe, who was trying to fix his own hair.

"Oh, that's because we have our signal tracking blocked here," he began to explain. "Ever since that stupid ship crashed in that lake, even the human internet barely works! Can you imagine? We have to communicate through human radios like some war-time retirees?! I know it's normal for Bee because he's old, but for me, it's weird! Lately, he even told me to read books and stop watching let's plays. Seriously, he's got a stick up his butt." He sighed. "Literally just problems with that geezer…” for a second he forgot what he was talking about.”What was I talking about?”

“My mission…?”

“Ah right! Getting back to more important things, maybe you'll tell me what you're looking for, and I'll help you? I know this place pretty well, so you'll find it sooner rather than later."

"Hmm... Well, I don't know, dude, I shouldn't..." he scratched his neck.

"Oh, come on, nothing will happen if I help you, dude! Last time was wonderful in action, and with my help, it'll go even faster! Oh, please, please, please! If you don't take me, Bee will force me to clean up the entire base because Grimlock can't control his own tail." He made puppy eyes.

"Alright, fine! The sooner we deal with this, the sooner we can finally get back to racing, right?" He nudged him in the arm. "I'm looking for this one crook who stole spare parts from our base."

"...And?"

"40 kilos of energon."

"What? So I have to eat energon mixed with human food because we're running low on it, and this guy just took off with 40 kilos of energon." He scoffed. "Do you have a picture of him or something?"

"Well, actually yeah” he gave him a photo of a thief. "We also found him here through an energon signal, and after he entered the city, I lost his signal."

"Hmm..." Sideswipe began to think aloud, scratching his chin.

"I mean, you know, if you can't handle it, I can look for him myself..." Blurr tried to wriggle out of the situation.

"Sha! I've got it!" Sides continued, as Blurr looked at him. "I know! Last time when humans found Steeljaw and his crew's energon stash, they took it to... the port! To sell it as some expensive... glowing stuff!"

"Well then, lead the way, compadre." He looked into his eyes, enchanted, and gave him a slight bow, letting him go ahead.

Sideswipe hopped into his car, poking his head out of the window.

"Come on, let's go!"

Blurr quickly jumped into his own car and followed Sideswipe, leaving only dust behind them.

Suddenly, his heart began to beat faster, and hundreds of thoughts raced through his head. 

He started to think about the conversation he just had with Sideswipe and how foolish he had sounded. He felt ashamed of himself and how he had conducted the conversation, questioning why he hadn't invited him for a hangout or a private race, or even something more. Nevertheless, Blurr was happy that Sides wanted to spend time with him.

The two cars sped through the city with screeching tires, heading straight for their destination. After not too long, they arrived at the entrance to the port and hid their cars in the bushes. They quickly looked around before Blurr approached the gates and examined the vehicles parked within the premises.

"That's that guy" Blurr pointed with his finger, and Sideswipe immediately looked in the direction he indicated. "The same trailer he had attached to his car in the surveillance footage! But how do we get there... we can't just break in here! I have an idea, maybe I can distract-"

"Listen to me man, I've got a plan," Sides said, pulling Blurr along until they reached a hole, which Strongarm had made by tossing Sideswipe through it.

"Whoa... you really know everything about this place," Blurr remarked.

"Literally, I've scouted this area too many times with my own wonderful face to not know it by heart," Sideswipe replied, ushering Blurr through the hole in the fence. "You wouldn't believe how often criminals operate in this port. With this many Decepticons and human crooks around, I'm surprised the military isn't stationed here," he said, sounding outraged as he slipped in behind Blurr.

There was no one there except for them in this area, so Sideswipe started treating it like a walk in the park. He slowly led Blurr through the maze of metal containers ready for export from Crown City, which was a technological giant in this part of Europe.

As they walked, Sideswipe continued to recount his adventures in this place, telling Blurr about Steeljaw, about the Alchemor, about the spirit of Optimus Prime, and Blurr couldn't believe how much was happening here.

" - And you know, recently Windblade flew in to see us! It's like winning a million shanix, literally-"

"Hey, Sideswipe," Blurr interrupted his monologue.

"Yeah, dude?"

"I know that..." Blurr chuckled nervously. "It might sound a bit strange in these circumstances, but maybe you could tell me a bit about yourself? After all, this is only our second meeting." He kept laughing nervously, following Sideswipe.

"About myself, I could talk for hours, depending on what exactly you want to know," Sideswipe replied, glancing between the metal containers upon hearing the creaks. He then pulled out his weapon from his leather jacket. At this signal, Blurr himself prepared for action.

"For example, what do you like to drink or do?" Blurr whispered, stepping ahead of Sideswipe before ducking behind a corner and noticing two guards stationed by the containers in front of a moderately sized ship.

"Hmm... Let me think, because that's actually a tough question..." Sideswipe whispered back, overtaking Blurr and sprinting ahead.

Before the crew member noticed him, he was already lying on the ground, with Sideswipe's boot on his face. Blurr then jumped onto the next one, hitting his head against the rusty metal wall of the container, immediately knocking out  the middle-aged man.

"I particularly enjoy drinking energon mixed with Mountain Dew..." he whispered, scratching his chin. "And as for what I like to do, racing, painting myself up, I enjoy messing around with others sometimes, but there's always someone yelling at me for it. Especially Strongarm!" He crossed his arms and leaned against the container as Blurr bound the men's hands and feet with foam, still listening attentively."She's a real demon underneath that pretty face, really, I don't know how I haven't 'dumped' her yet. I guess I've grown too attached to that hairy gorilla," Sideswipe remarked as he headed towards the ship upon hearing that they were about to start sailing.

"Wait, you mean you have a girlfriend?" Blurr immediately ran after Sideswipe.

Blurr and Sideswipe quickly launched into the attack, moving with grace and speed. Their movements were synchronized and harmonious, as if executing a choreography in the midst of battle. Blurr deftly dodged enemy attacks, leaping from one opponent to another, striking accurately and swiftly. Meanwhile, Sideswipe employed strength and energy, barging into enemies and delivering blows that sent them flying through the air. They worked together like a well-oiled machine, surpassing their opponents with their skill and coordination. Despite the enemies' attempts to defend themselves, Blurr and Sideswipe did not slow down. Their attacks were swift and precise, hitting the opponents' weak points accurately. The boys' unwavering determination eventually broke through the enemy's defense, incapacitating anyone who stood in their way. Despite being outnumbered, Blurr and Sideswipe defeated them all, emerging victorious from the fierce battle.

They immobilized them both and left them in front of the ship. While Sideswipe called the police to report the capture of the thieves, Blurr pulled up in his car. He loaded his stolen goods onto the trailer he took from the thieves. Then, both of them quickly drove away through the entrance that Blurr had opened earlier.

"I hope they don't have cameras here!" Blurr remarked.

"Don't worry, there's nothing here. If they had cameras, I wouldn't have to keep coming back here all the time," Sideswipe said with a sour expression.

Sides jumped out of Blurr's car and got into his own, and they drove away, hearing only police sirens behind them.

A few kilometers further, they both stopped. Sideswipe got out of the car and stretched, then hissed in pain from the sensation in his left arm. Blurr was right behind him.

"That was some action, am I right dude?" Sides chuckled. "Quick, no-strings-attached fight!"

"Are you okay, though?" Blurr asked, concerned. He could tell something was bothering Sideswipe after the fight.

"Nah, I'm fine, just need to patch myself up—" Blurr pushed Sideswipe into his car. "Ah! What the fu-"

"Relax, I'll just patch you up. You don't look your best."

"I don't look my best...? What do you mean by that? Is it really bad?" He said worried.

Blurr chuckled softly as he removed Sideswipe's upper clothing, revealing his athletic yet delicate body. He blushed at the sight of the barely visible blond hairs on the skin and the gentle cuts oozing blood.

"What's wrong? Dazzled by my Greek god-like body?" Sideswipe joked charmingly.

"W-what? No!" Blurr stammered, embarrassed, and began to cleanse his wounds.

For a moment, they found themselves in an awkward silence. Blurr focused on tending to Sideswipe's wounds, while Sideswipe glanced alternately at the sky and at Blurr's first aid kit, which had better supplies than what Fixit used to extract a from Bumblebee's intimate area.

"We should do this more often, Blurr, just you and me, no one else! Especially not Strongarm..." He sighed, smiling and closing his eyes.

"She's your girlfriend...?" he asked in desperation.

"Not exactly, for now I think we're in a ‘situation ship’, although Drift says that doesn't exist," Sideswipe replied, glancing at Blurr. "I'm doing what I can to get her interested in me, but for now, she's keeping her distance, maybe because of her issues with her parents. I wish she'd care about me, even for just a moment..."

"So you're not together?" Blurr asked, feeling a bit of hope in his spark.

"In theory, no, but I already refer to her that way, so I can say 'I told you so' in the end," Sideswipe smiled, confident that it will happen that way.

"Ah, great! Wonderful!" Blurr exclaimed happily, finishing applying the bandages. 

"I knew you'd get me, buddy. It's only our second meeting, and we're already on the same wavelength," he added, patting him on the back with delight.

"Of course, man..!" Blurr swallowed nervously. "Hey, maybe you'd like to hang out with me next week? We have a festival in Griffin Rock, and you know, it would be cool, you know."

"Oh man, are you inviting me to go clubbing? Yes, absolutely, count me in!" Sideswipe exclaimed excitedly. “Nobody ever invited me to go clubbing.”

"Looks like I'm the lucky one," he sent back, flashing his charming smile, then received a playful nudge from Sideswipe.

Upon hearing those words from the red-haired guy, Blurr felt a rush of euphoria. He couldn't believe he had actually achieved this. He couldn't believe he was here now, so close to Sideswipe, who wanted to be his closest buddy, and maybe even something more someday—at least that's what Blurr wanted to believe in this moment. Even now, he felt like he couldn't wait for the next week.

Polski:

Blurr siedział za kierownicą, poddenerwowany, co mu się nigdy nie zdarzyło. Nie sądził, że kiedykolwiek będzie mieć ochotę aby trochę zwolni��, byle by nie dojechać do tego przeklętego miejsca. Owym miejscem jest Królewiec, gdzie przebywała inna drużyną autobotów. Fakt iż poza nim rezydowały w pobliżu inne boty mu nie przeszkadzało ani trochę, bo w swoim mniemaniu dałby sobie radę z każdym wyzwaniem, które ośmieliłoby się stanąć mu na drodze, lecz nie w tym tkwił problem..

Rumienił się ze wstydu na samą myśl powodu tego całego stresu, był czerwony autobot o imieniu Sideswipe. Po ostatnim spotkaniu w Griffin Rock nie mógł go wyrzucić z umysłu. Myśl o byciu komplementowanym, podziwianym przez tego czerwono włosego przystojniaka sprawiała, że serce młodzieńca przyspieszyło swoją pracę. Natomiast idea o potencjalnym wyścigu między nimi, jako dwójce idealnych przeciwników, sprawiła że jego policzki przybrały odcień szkarłatu.

Jednak to wszystko to były tylko płonne nadzieje…Młody mężczyzna jedynie westchnął i niechętnie przyspieszył by wjechać na przedmieścia miasta.

W tym samym czasie na wysypisku, będące kryjówka dla autobotów, Sideswipe wyszedł z Alchemoru ciągnąć za sobą swego młodszego kompana- Russella, którego miał odwieźć do  szkoły.

Brązowowłosy chłopiec ziewał ospale od czasu a jego oczy były na wpół przymknięte a na wpół otwarte, jakby nadal próbował się oswoić z świadomością tego, że od ponad 30 minut jest na nogach. Nastolatek burknął niezrozumiale pod nosem wkładając plecak do auta Sideswipa, wyglądając na dość niezadowolonego z całego procederu. Podobne odczucia miał Sideswipe, który uważał, że to iż musi wstawać o 6:00 nad ranem jest dla niego karą, a nie obowiązkiem.

"Sideswipe... naprawdę musimy tam jechać...?" ziewnął załamany Russell.

"Niestety tak." Westchnął niebieskooki. "Ponieważ jak ostatnio Bee się dowiedział, że wziąłem cię na jak to nazwał 'wagary', a nie edukacyjną wycieczkę, to zabrał mi żel do włosów! Wyglądałem jak jakiś brudny emos przez tydzień! To było... traumatyczne." Złapał się za ramiona i lekko zatrząsł przez powracające wspomnienia o złej fryzurze. 

Russell jedynie westchnął i usiadł na miejscu pasażera, z fatalną wizją swojego dnia w szkole i załamanym wyrazem twarzy. Zaraz po nim usiadł Sideswipe na miejscu kierowcy, silnik zamruczał głęboko rozgrzewając ciężkie mechanizmy. W momencie gdy brama od ich kryjówki ustąpiła im z drogi, samochód sportowy wyjechał z podjazdu wzburzając za sobą tony kurzu.

Dojechanie na miejsce docelowe zajęło im niecałe 15 minut zajęło. Sides wyszedł z pojazdu, chwycił w dłoń plecach Russella, otworzył mu drzwi, a następnie podał torbę z szkolnym ekwipunkiem. Chłopak wyskoczył z auta i ruszył do budynku machając mu na pożegnanie. Mimowolnie na ustach młodego mężczyzny zagościł delikatny uśmiech i obdarował chłopca identycznym gestem.

Kiedy Sides był pod podstawówką imienia Jarosława Pawła II nr. VII, Blurr błąkał się po mieście jak jakieś dziecko we mgle. Nie był w stanie włączyć ani lokalizatora ani komunikatora z bazą Rescue Botów, nawet nie był w stanie namierzyć najbliższych cybertrończyków. Wkurzony wjechał w małą uliczkę, aby sprawdzić przyczynę usterki. Stanął na poboczu drogi która jedynie prowadziła do dużej ludzkiej szkoły i jej całego kampusu. Kiedy się zatrzymał wyłączył silnik westchnął a poirytowaniem zastanawiając się czy lokalizator się zepsuł albo zaciął.

Prawie dostał zawału gdy zauważył Sideswipa stojące przy swoim mechanicznym wierzchowcu, używającego ludzkiego urządzenia- telefonu ze słuchawkami na uszach. Zaczął się stopniowo i powoli się wycofywać, modląc się do Primusa by czerwono włosy chłopak go nie zauważył.

"W rdzę!" Klnął pod nosem widząc jak niebieskooki młodzian odwraca się w jego stronę, zaintrygowany nagłym ruchem w bocznej alejce.

"He...?" Skierował głowę stronę auta, które się wycofywało, tym samym zdejmując słuchawki. Sides przymrużył oczy, przez swój słaby wzrok, rozpoznał z łatwością to auto i jego świeżo poznanego właściciela- Blurra. "Blurr?" Krzyknął do swojego przyjaciela w aucie.

Blurr już wiedział, że tkwi w tym za głęboko i nie może już uciec z zaistniałej sytuacji, wziął głęboki wdech po czym wyszedł z pojazdu, z pełną pewnością siebie.

"Stary, nie wierzę, że tutaj jesteś!" Uśmiechnął się i odkrzyknął do niego." Co ty tutaj w ogóle robisz, myślałem, że nie przyjmują takich półgłówków jak ty tutaj!" zażartował sobie z Sidesa, podchodząc do niego.

Sideswipe głośno się zaśmiał i przytulił do niego, po czym delikatnie poklepał go po plecach. Blurr się zarumienił.

"Spokojnie, nigdy bym tam nawet nie wszedł! Dostaje dreszczy na samą myśl o ludzkiej szkole!" Puścił go ze swoich objęć. "Musiałem odwieźć tutaj mojego partnera- Russella, nadal chodzi do podstawówki, a bo 'skoro chcesz by Russell był twoim partnerem musisz go odwodzić i odbierać ze szkoły, bo za moich czasów ja musiałem to robić i nie marudziłem kiedy wstawałem o 6 rano'." Starał się parodiować Bumblebee, co rozśmieszyło Blurra. "A co ty tutaj robisz, tak daleko od Griffin Rock? Coś się stało? Czy mam pokazać moje kocie ruchy jakimś decepticonom?" zaczął wymachiwać rękoma prezentując swe odruchy dzikiego, zaprawionego w bojach kota.

"Jeszcze nie, stary, ale obiecuję Ci, że będziesz pierwszym do którego zapukam, jak będzie trzeba kogoś pobić lub pokazać kto jest najszybszym rajdowcem w Europie!" Chwycił Sideswipa w zagłębienie swego ramienia i zaczął go czochrać."To coś znacznie ważniejszego, ziomuś, dostałem tajną misję od Heatwava, by sprawdzić coś na tym terenie, ale niestety żadne wykrywacze lub inne śmierci nie działają! Jakby po co mi to w ogóle dali, skoro to non-stop odmawia mi posłuszeństwa, co nie?" Zaśmiał się do Sideswipa, który starał się naprawić rozczochraną fryzurę.

“A no tak, wracając do rzeczy ważniejszych, może powiesz mi czego szukasz. Z chęcią Ci pomogę, znam to miejsce jak własną kieszeń, więc znajdziesz to szybciej niż myślisz."

"Oh, to dlatego, że mamy tutaj zablokowane namierzanie naszych sygnałów" zaczął mu tłumaczyć. “Od kiedy ten dupny statek się rozbił w tym jeziorze, nawet ludzki internet ledwo działa! I ty to sobie wyobrażasz, że musimy się komunikować przez ludzkie radio, jak jacyś emeryci podczas wojny?! Wiem, że to normalne dla Bee, bo jest stary ale dla mnie to dziwne! Ostatnio nawet kazał mi czytać książki i przestać oglądać let's playe, no serio on ma kija w dupie." Westchnął." Dosłownie same problemy z tym grzybem…”przez sekundę Sideswipe się zawiesił i zapomniał.” O czym ja w ogóle mówiłem?"

“O mojej misji…?”

Blurr mruknął cicho pod nosem, zastanawiając się nad propozycje pobratymca.

"Hmm... No nie wiem, stary, nie powinienem..." podrapał się po karku.

"No dawaj, przecież nic się nie stanie jak ci pomogę! Ostatnim razem byłeś cudowny w akcji, a z moją pomocą pójdzie to jeszcze szybciej! Oj proszę, proszę, proszę! Jak mnie nie weźmiesz, to Bee zmusi mnie do posprzątania całej bazy, bo Grimlock nie panuje nad własnym ogonem." zrobił maślane oczy w stronę Blurra, atakując go swą słodkością niczym kot w butach.

Słysząc solidne argumenty ‘za’, Blurr poczuł, że musi się ugiąć pod naporem Sideswipa.

"Niech ci będzie! Im szybciej się tym zajmiemy tym szybciej będziemy mogli się pościgach, co nie?" Dał mu kuksa w ramię."Szukam takiego jednego przestępcy, który ukradł z naszej bazy części zamienne."

"...I?"

"40 kilo energonu."

"Co? To ja muszę jeść energon wymieszany z ludzkim jedzeniem, bo nam go nie starcza, a ten człowiek sobie po prostu zabrał 40 kilo energonu." Oburzył się.

"Masz jakieś jego zdjęcie czy coś?"

"Właściwie to tak!” podał mu jego zdjęcie z monitoringu.

”Znaleźliśmy go tutaj przez sygnał energonu, a po tym jak wjechał do miasta, straciłem jego sygnał."

"Hm..." Sideswipe zaczął głośno myśleć drapiąc się po brodzie.

"Znaczy wiesz, jak nie dasz rady sam mogę go poszukać..." Blurr próbował się wywinąć z tej sytuacji.

"Sza! Ja myślę!" Sides kontynuował, kiedy Blurr patrzył na niego. "Już wiem! Ostatnim razem jak ludzie znaleźli zapas energonu Steeljawa i jego ekipy, wzięli to do… portu! Żeby sprzedać to jako jakieś drogie... świecące coś!"

"W takim razie prowadź compadre." Spojrzał mu w oczy zauroczony i lekko się ukłonił puszczając go przodem.

Sideswipe wskoczył do swojego pojazdu I wysunął głowę za okno.

"Dawaj, chodź!"

Blurr szybko wskoczył do swojego auta, i ruszył za Sideswipem zostawiając za sobą jedynie kusz. 

Serce Blurra zaczęło szybciej bić, a setki myśli napływały mu do głowy. Zaczął myśleć o rozmowie, którą właśnie przeprowadził z Sideswipem i na jakiego głupka on wyszedł. Czuł wstyd za siebie i jak przeprowadził ową wymianę zdań, pytał się samego siebie czemu go po prostu nie zaprosił na spotkanie lub prywatny wyścig albo nawet coś więcej. Aczkolwiek Blurr był szczęśliwy, że Sides sam chciał z nim spędzać czas.

Dwa auta jechały z piskiem opon po mieście w kierunku prostym. Po niezbyt długim czasie dotarli pod wjazd do portu, ukryli auta w buszu a następnie ruszyli żwawo przed siebie. Rozejrzeli się dookoła, po czym Blurr podszedł do bramy, patrząc na obraz przed nim zza krat.

“To ten koleś” Pokazał palcem Blurr, Sideswipe natychmiast spojrzał w pokazaną mu stronę.

Nikogo tam nie było oprócz nich, przez co Sideswipe traktował to jak spacer po łące. Powoli prowadził Blurra po labiryncie zrobionych z metalowych kontenerów gotowych do eksportu z Królewca, który jest gigantem technologicznym w tej części Europy.

”Tą samą przyczepę miał przy aucie na zdjęciach z monitoringu! Tylko jakby się tam dostać… nie możemy się tak po prostu tutaj włamać! Mam pomysł, może ja cię podstadzę-”

“Posłuchaj mnie stary, ja mam plan” Sides pociągnął za sobą Blurra, aż nie napotkali dziurę, która zrobiła Strongarm rzucając w nią Sideswipa.

“Wo… ty naprawdę wszystko wiesz o tym miejscu”

“Dosłownie, szorowałem ten teren własną cudowną twarzą zbyt wiele razy, żebym go teraz nie znał…” przepuścił Blurra przez dziurę w płocie.”Nawet się nie spodziewasz jak często przestępcy coś robią w tym porcie??? Z taką ilością decepticonów i ludzkich przestępców tutaj, ja się dziwie, że wojsko tutaj nie stacjonuje.”powiedział oburzony, wślizgując się za Blurrem.

Sideswipe opowiadał mu przy tym cały czas jego przygody w tym miejscu, mówił mu o Steeljaw, o Alchemorze, o duchu Optimusa, a Blurr nie mógł uwierzyć w to ile rzeczy tutaj się dzieje.

“Tak stary?”

“-I no jakby też ostatnio do nas przyleciała Windblade! Jakby stary to jak wygrać milion shanixów, dosłownie-"

“Ej Sideswipe.”przerwał mu jego monolog.

"Wiem, że…” zaśmiał się nerwowo.” Że to może brzmieć trochę dziwnie w takich okolicznościach, ale może opowiesz mi o sobie trochę? W końcu do tej pory to nasze 2 spotkanie dopiero." Zaśmiał się nerwowo, idąc za Sideswpiem.

"O sobie to ja mogę opowiadać godzinami, zależy co konkretnie chcesz wiedzieć." Rozejrzał się między metalowymi kontenerami po usłyszeniu trzasków, po czym wyciągnął swoją broń ze skórzanej kurtki. Na ten sygnał sam Blurr się przygotował.

"Na przykład co lubisz pić lub robić?" szepnął, wyprzedzając Sideswipa, po czym schował się za rogiem i zauważył, dwójka ludzi na straży przy kontenerach, stojących przed niezbyt dużym statkiem.

“Hm… Daj mi pomyśleć, bo to trudne pytanie w sumie…” wyprzedził Blurra i pobiegł do przodu. 

Zanim członek załogi go zauważył, już leżał na ziemi , z butem Sideswipa na jego twarzy. Na następnego wskoczył Blurr, po czym uderzył jego głową o metalową ścianę rdzewiejącego kontenera, co od razu z knock outowało mężczyznę w średnim wieku.

"Najbardziej to ja lubię pić energon wymieszany z Mountain Dew..." wyszeptał, po czym podrapał się po brodzie." A robić to się ścigać, malować się, lubię czasami sobie pożartować z innymi, ale zawsze ktoś musi się na mnie za to wydrzeć. Zwłaszcza Strongarm!” skrzyżował ręce i oparł się o kontener, kiedy Blurr sklejał ręce i nogi mężczyzn pianką, mimo wszystko uważnie go słuchał.” Ona jest prawdziwym demonem pod tą piękną twarzą, naprawdę, nie wiem jak ja jej jeszcze nie ‘rzuciłem’, widocznie zbyt się przywiązałem do tego włochatego goryla." Sideswipa ruszył w stronę statku kiedy usłyszał, że powoli będą odpływać.

"Czekaj, masz na myśli, że masz dziewczynę?" natychmiast pobiegł za Sidesem.

Blurr i Sideswipe szybko ruszyli do ataku, poruszając się z gracją i szybkością. Ich ruchy były zgrane i harmonijne, jakby wykonując choreografię w środku bitwy. Blurr unikał ataków przeciwników, skacząc z jednego do drugiego, atakując celnie i szybko. Sideswipe natomiast posługiwał się siłą i energią, wdzierając się we wrogów i zadając ciosy, które wyrzucały ich w powietrze. Współpracowali ze sobą jak dobrze naoliwiona maszyna, przewyższając przeciwników swoją umiejętnością i zgraniem. Mimo że przeciwnicy próbowali się bronić, Blurr i Sideswipe nie zwalniali tempa. Ich ataki były szybkie i celne, trafiając dokładnie w słabe punkty przeciwników. Niezłomna determinacja chłopców sprawiła, że w końcu przełamali obronę wroga, obezwładniając każdego, kto stanął im na drodze. Pomimo przewagi liczebnej przeciwników, oboje pokonali ich wszystkich, pozostając na końcu jako zwycięzcy tej zaciętej walki

Oboje ich unieruchomili  i zostawili przed statkiem. Kiedy Sideswipe dzwonił, aby zawiadomić policję o złapaniu złodziei, Blurr podjechał autem. Załadował na przyczepę, którą zabrał od złodzieje swoje skradzione dobra. Po czym szybko oboje obaj odjechali, przez wejście które Blurr wcześniej otworzył.

Sides wyskoczył z auta Blurra i przesiadł się na swoje, po czym ruszyli dalej słysząc za sobą jedynie syreny policyjne.

“Mam nadzieję, że tutaj nie mają kamer!” powiedział Blurr.

“Spokojnie nic tu nie ma, jakby mieli kamery, nie musiał bym tutaj notorycznie przyjeżdżać.” powiedział Sideswipe ze skwaszoną miną.

Około kilka kilometrów dalej oboje się zatrzymali. Wtedy Sideswipe wyszedł z auta i się przeciągnął, po czym syknął przez ból który poczuł w swoim lewym ramieniu. Blurr był zaraz za nim.

"To była akcja co nie stary?" Zaśmiał się Sides "Szybką niezobowiązująca walka!"

"Nic ci nie jest stary?" Zapytał zmartwiony Blurr. Widział, że boli coś Sideswipa po walce.

"Nah nic mi nie jest, opatrzę się-" Blurr wepchnął Sideswipa do swojego auta." Czy ciebie do końca po-"

"Spokojnie, tylko cię opatrzę. Nie wyglądasz najlepiej."

"Nie wyglądam najlepiej...? Co masz przez to na myśli? Jest bardzo źle?" Zmartwił się.

Blurr jedynie zachichotał, po czym ściągnął górną część odzieży Sideswipa. Zarumienił się na widok wysportowanego acz nadal bardzo delikatnego ciała chłopaka. Miał wręcz niewidoczne blond włoski na skórze. Delikatne rozcięcia na jego ciele sączyły krwią.

"No co? Onieśmielam cię swoim ciałem greckiego boga?" Zaśmiał się szarmancko.

"C-co? Nie!" Zawstydził się i zaczął oczyszczać jego rany.

Przez chwili utknęli w niezręcznej ciszy, Blurr skupił się na opatrywaniu Sideswipa, sam chłopak rzucał wzrok raz na niebo, a raz na apteczkę Blurra, która miała lepsza zawartość niż to czego używał Fixit by wyciągnąć kolec z okolic intymnych Bumblebee.

"Musimy tak częściej robić stary, tylko ty i ja, nikogo więcej! Tym bardziej nie Strongarm..." Westchnął uśmiechając się i przymykając oczy.

"Ona jest tą twoją dziewczyną...?" zapytał w desperacji.

"Nie do końca, póki co uważam, że jesteśmy w ‘situation ship’, chociaż Drift mówi że taki coś nie istnieje." Spojrzał na Blurra." Staram się jak mogę, żeby w końcu się mną zainteresowała, ale póki co warzywa się na mnie bo tatusiowie jej nie kochali. Chciał bym, żeby chociaż przez sekundę zależało jej na mnie..."

"Czyli nie jesteście razem?" Poczuł znowu nadzieję w jego sercu.

"Teoretycznie nie, ale mimo wszystko już tak o niej mówię, żebym mógł powiedzieć 'a nie mówiłem?' na koniec."Uśmiechnął się, będąc pewny, że tak na pewno będzie.

"Ah! Świetnie! Cudownie!"powiedział ucieszony kończąc nakładać plastry.

"Wiedziałem, że mnie poprzez stary. To nasze drugie spotkanie, a już na takich samych falach nadajemy." poklepał go po plecach ucieszony.

"Oczywiście, że tak stary!" przełknął ślinę w niepewności." A może stary chciałbyś się spotkać, ze mną tak za tydzień u mnie? Mamy festyn w Griffin Rock i wiesz, fajnie by było no wiesz."

"O Boże czy ty mnie zapraszasz na clubbing? Tak, oczywiście, że tak!” stwierdził ucieszony.” Nikt mnie jeszcze w życiu nie zaprosił na clubbing”

“Czyli jestem pierwszym szczęśliwcem.” wysłał mu swój szarmancki uśmiech, po czym dostał kuksa od Sideswipa w ramię.

Na te słowa czerwonowłosego chłopaka, Blurr poczuł przypływ euforii. Nie wierzył, że naprawdę udało mu się to dokonać. Nie mógł uwierzyć w sam fakt, że jest tutaj teraz tak blisko Sideswipa, który chce być jego najbliższym kumplem, a jak nawet może kiedyś kimś więcej, w to przynajmniej chciał wierzyć Blurr w tym momencie. Nawet teraz czuł, że nie może doczekać przyszłego tygodnia.

[onesafezone]

a study in portamis (2023 martin bourboulon's ver)

it took me two days and one night to get my own version of terrible clickbait what actually happened in the 'milady' about the whole promising portamis thing (whatever it was).

this post contains film spoilers! no, i'm serious, SPOILER ALERT. (i know the film hasn't been released in all countries yet, so if you haven't seen 'milady', please decide whether you want to read this or not).

my post is dedicated to all the people who have seen 'the three musketeers: milady' or found out about what was going to happen in the film and were heartbroken (for obvious reasons), so I couldn't sleep until the morning, but I did find out why /spoiler, spoiler, SPOILER/ porthos decided to marry aramis's pregnant sister.

yes, i know. it will take me a moment to experience that as well.

OK, here's what we've got. the simplest explanation is this: porthos is flirting with aramis' sister in the camp because he is bored/he wants sex/he wants to flirt/etc. yes, this characterisation portrays him as a frivolous character, but what if this is a fallacy? what if there is still love for aramis in his actions and i can prove it?

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i started by formulating the three main reasons why i can't agree with the 'i don't care who i seduce' version of porthos.

first of all: the events of the film unfold very quickly. in the first part, it was made clear to us that porthos has no shortage of lovers. we saw his bed once, and it was warmed for him by both man and woman. he also said that he doesn't sleep with fools, which is not to be taken literally. in any case, this gives us the idea that he has his own standards, that he will not sleep with the first person he meets to quench his thirst. yes, he examined d'artagnan from head to toe, but did he drag him into bed? in general, he knows how to stop and he will be able to restrain himself if the situation demands it.

second reason: you can throw a stone at me, but I swear that his lover in the awakening scene looks a lot like aramis. no, it's not because this man has a beard or curly hair like aramis. there's something in his jaw, his features are built like the aramis-coded type of man. you know what i mean. porthos' lover is literally not d'artagnan-coded, not athos-coded. his lover has a certain type of body/face build. and that type is the same as his best friend's. this is no coincidence.

so, having worked out why i just couldn't accept the fact that porthos suddenly fell in love with a girl (aramis' sister, i'm not going to hinting at anything… because i'm saving the last reason for the finale), i asked myself: why did he decide to get involved? what drove him?

here is my answer:

when aramis received a note from his mother telling him that his sister was pregnant, he immediately changed his face and went to see her. at the same time, porthos immediately noticed the change in his friend's face and tried to call aramis, but aramis did not answer. what did porthos do? without further ado, he immediately went after aramis.

micro-conclusion: he cares about aramis' feelings, he cares about him and he wants to help him.

OK, let's move on. we know how the episode of portamis meeting matilda's fiancé ended: zero result. literally. apart from the fact that the bastard was hit by a cannonball, the meeting had no result. again, what was porthos doing at the time? he asked aramis what he was going to do. he predicted that aramis would challenge an arrogant and dishonest groom to a duel. spoiler alert: he was right. where are his 1000 ecu?? ok, i'm kidding. but here are the facts: he looks after aramis again, tries to cheer him up. and from their conversations it's clear how well he knows aramis.

let's keep going. we're almost there!

porthos has been excluded from scenes involving athos or d'artagnan (let's ignore the scenario that made this happen). at first glance, it would seem that he was not involved in his friends' affairs for no reason. but no, he was wounded (there was a scene in the camp where he was leaning on a crutch) and drunk. in fact, we got a scene where aramis holds a dead drunk porthos, who relieves himself, by the cape, without feeling disgust. what do i mean by that? while aramis, athos and d'artagnan were chasing after milady, porthos, who had remained in the military camp, had time to think carefully about everything. in both sober and drunk mind.

yes, porthos is not as tricky as aramis. and not as cold-blooded as athos. he sees the problem: aramis is very upset that someone has dishonoured his sister. had it not been for an accidental death, the would-be bridegroom would have lived and not taken matilda as his wife, for to him she was obviously a one-time entertainment. aramis is upset, he is sad, and how can porthos help? (yes, he comforted matilda by giving her a made-up explanation, as if her fiancé had been a hero and had saved aramis and porthos from a cannonball, but that was not enough, it only solved the problem temporarily). how to end all this? what can he do? matilda is pregnant, she is not rich, no one loves her, he tells himself that he can do this, he can offer her his hand and his heart, and he will save her (and aramis). it will make his best friend happy again. this is the right thing to do. they will be more than brothers. isn't that the best scenario? aramis will be happy and they will become a family.

attention, now it's time to announce the third fact that doesn't allow me to bury my portamis hopes: when porthos talks to aramis about this decision, aramis doesn't look happy at all.

moreover, his face was masked in confusion.

the scene also ends with them unable to talk about it. porthos is taken away by aramis's sister, his future wife, and all goes well. aramis should be happy. but why isn't he? and porthos, too.

something tells me that this is because his subconscious chooses lovers for him who are similar to aramis, because he tries to make aramis happy, because he cares for him, because he wants the best for him, because he loves him.

i think at that moment, when the words of the forthcoming wedding are heard and there is a sad atmosphere between them, like at a funeral, they both think that maybe all this time their feelings for each other were something more.

[legolasbadass]

Office Hours, Part 25

Summary: Lorelei Browning has just secured a job as an assistant professor at Exeter College in Oxford. Naturally, she is eager to prove herself and meet every challenge sent her way, but what she does not expect is the tall, handsome stranger who will quickly become much more than a colleague…

Relationship: Richard Armitage x OC (Professor AU)

Word Count: 2.5k

Rating: T

Read on AO3

Somehow, even with the conference behind me, I only become busier as the end of the term draws near. Between assignments to correct and papers to edit, I barely have a moment to myself, let alone to spend with Richard. Unfortunately, the suspicions that began to gnaw at me at the conference have only grown with each passing day. I know Richard well enough to know when he is troubled, but every time I question him about it, he merely dismisses my concerns. 

I desperately try not to let it worry me, especially as I have so many things demanding my attention at work, but I lie awake at night, watching him sleep, wondering what he is hiding from me. One moment, I am convinced all is well. I am convinced that Richard would never lie to me or intentionally hurt me in any way. But then he yet again evades my questions and locks himself in his study, and doubt festers in my heart. Even when he holds me or makes love to me, I feel this unbearable distance between us. Is this how he felt when I wanted to keep our relationship secret—when I refused to open myself to him? 

The only person I could share my worries with is Beatrice, but I have been reluctant to do so due to her recent breakup. Still, simply being in her presence will help, which is why I am even more excited about her visit. I have not seen her since Christmas—the longest we have ever been apart since we met—and I cannot wait to see her. I was hoping I would get a chance to visit her in Edinburgh this time, but the conference and the release of my first monograph, on top of my classes, left me with no time to travel to Scotland for the weekend, so Beatrice happily undertook the journey to Oxford once again. 

Mist hugs the city as I leave campus after my last tutorial of the day and drive to the train station to pick up Beatrice. It is a busy day in the city, with every park and café packed and cyclists rushing through the streets, but I find peace in the tumultuous atmosphere. After a short drive, I arrive at the train station and make my way through the main station building. Through the speakers overhead, a voice announces train arrivals and departures, but it is so muffled that I cannot make out the details. So when, a few minutes later, a wave of people rushes out of a hallway, I am surprised to see Beatrice among them, her long blonde hair, slightly tousled from travel, swaying in the air as she runs toward me. Once she is within reach, she nearly jumps into my arms and squeals so loud that many people turn around to eye us in annoyance. But we are both too happy to care as we hug each other tight. 

“It’s soo good to see you! How are you?” she exclaims. Then, when we pull away, she playfully pats the top of my head and says, “Aw, my little hobbit—I had almost forgotten how small you are!” 

I give her a look of mock annoyance, then say, with a hint of worry in my voice, as I recall her recent breakup, “I’m good! And how are you?”

“Good!” she echoes, and to my relief, she seems to mean it. “Really good now that I’m reunited with my bestie—I missed you so much!” Her voice is heavy with emotion as she pulls me in for another hug. 

“I missed you, too! We can’t go this long without seeing each other ever again.” 

“Well, that should be easier to arrange from now on,” she says, a twinkle in her eyes. 

“Oh? Why’s that?” I ask with an inquiring rise of my eyebrows. 

“How about I tell you over lunch? My treat!” 

“No—I was going to invite you to lunch!”

She shakes her head. “No, no. My treat—I insist!” she says in a way that leaves me with no choice but to accept. 

We talk non-stop as I drive into the city centre, then as we walk to Vaults & Garden, a lovely café tucked inside the church of St Mary the Virgin. Since the sun is now sneaking through the cloudy sky, we decide to eat in the garden outside, from where we have a stunning view of the Radcliffe Camera above the budding tulips, violets, and cherry blossoms. It is still rather chilly, but thankfully, the church shields us from the wind. I wait until we have ordered our food and are enjoying our drinks before returning to our earlier conversation. 

“So … are you going to tell me now?”

She smiles widely. “I just accepted a new job offer. In London!” 

“London? That’s only an hour an a half away from here!” 

“I know!” she exclaims giddily. “We can visit each other all the time!” 

I reach out to squeeze her hand as I smile. “That is such good news! What’s the new job?” 

“You are looking at the new editorial director for fantasy at Bloomsbury Publishing. I start next month.” 

“Shut up!” I exclaim in surprise. “Beatrice, that’s amazing! Congratulations!” 

Her smile widens, and she waves her hands in excitement. “Thank you! Honestly, I can’t believe it—it’s my dream job!” 

“I’m so excited for you—you really deserve it!” 

“Thanks, Lor,” she says. “Look how far we’ve come already compared to when we met; I’m proud of us.” 

    With a smile, I glance at the beautiful city I now call home. “Yeah, I’m proud of us, too,” I reply just as our food arrives. We are silent for a little while as we eat, then Beatrice gasps as though in sudden realization. 

“I forgot to congratulate you on your book!” I shake my head dismissively, but she goes on, “I received it only yesterday so I just started reading it on the train, but it’s amazing! I don’t think I’ve ever read such an entertaining academic book.” 

“Oh, you flatter me!”

“I mean it! I’m not just saying that because you’re my best friend—I’m really enjoying it!” she insists, and heat rises up my neck. “And clearly, I’m not the only one who’s impressed by you. I was reading some reviews—”

“Oh, God, not you, too!” I say, half groaning and half laughing. 

Beatrice looks at me inquisitively. 

“Richard was reading some reviews out loud to me last night, even though I kept trying to make him stop,” I say, giggling at the memory. 

“Awww! That’s so cute!” she exclaims with a wide smile. “So things are going well between you two?” 

“Really well,” I reply, though I cannot stop my recent suspicions from tightening their hold on my heart once more. 

Beatrice notices the change in my countenance immediately. “Uh oh, what’s wrong?” 

I sigh. “Nothing.” 

“No—tell me. I can tell there’s something.” 

I sigh again, trying to dislodge the tightness in my chest. “There’s nothing wrong, it’s just … I have the strangest feeling that he’s hiding something from me—but that’s crazy.”

“Why do you get that feeling?” 

“It started a few weeks ago, at the conference I organized with a colleague. He was late—I didn’t mind him being late—but he gave me this really vague excuse, and his mind seemed to be elsewhere. I’ve also noticed he’s been constantly checking his phone since, but when I question him about it he just shrugs it off. And I don’t know if this is related or not, but he’s in touch with this professor at Harvard with whom he might be working on a project soon—which is really exciting—but whenever I ask him about it, he changes the subject.” 

“That’s weird….” 

“Yeah, and I hate that because we’ve always shared our research with each other and exchanged advice, and now … I don’t know—am I freaking out over nothing?” 

“Well, I don’t know, but you should definitely talk to him about it. Just let him know you’ve noticed how he doesn’t talk about his work with you that much anymore and you miss that.” 

“I guess I should do that … It’s just—things are perfect between us right now! And I’m so afraid of doing anything to mess it up again.” 

“Oh, Lor,” Beatrice says in a calm, comforting voice as she reaches out to squeeze my hand. “I get that—I really do—but you can’t just stay silent on things that bother you because you don’t want to mess anything up.”

I trail my free hand through my hair. “I know, you’re right.” Suddenly, I realize how insensitive I am acting and shake my head. “Sorry for dumping all this on you, especially considering….” I trail off, not wanting to scratch that scab, but Beatrice does not seem bothered at all. 

“Oh, don’t worry about that. Paul and I weren’t in love or anything—it just didn’t work out. And I guess it’s good that it didn’t because now I’m moving to a different city and it would have ended anyway. Long distance relationships are too tricky.” 

“Yeah, I suppose,” I reply quietly. “Still, I’m sorry it didn’t work out.” 

Beatrice shrugs, then a playful smirk lights up her face. “If I’m still single when I’m 40—you’ll marry me, right?” 

“Oh, of course! Hopefully, Richard will understand.” 

“Or he could join us?” 

We both burst out laughing, and soon, the conversation degenerates into our usual—and somewhat inappropriate—nonsense. It is only now that I realize just how much I missed Beatrice. She is right; long-distance relationships—be they romantic or platonic—are hard, and I am beyond relieved to know she will be near once more. 

***

“Wow! This place is amazing!” Beatrice exclaims as we peek into the Exeter College Dining Hall. The late afternoon sun spills through the stained glass windows onto the polished floor and empty wooden tables. “It looks like the Hogwarts Great Hall!” 

After lunch, we walked through the city centre, passing by the Radcliffe Camera and the Sheldonian Theatre. Then, as we passed by Exeter on Broad Street, Beatrice insisted I give her a tour of the college campus as she did not get the chance during her last visit.

“Yes, it does bear similarities,” I reply with a chuckle before dragging her toward the next stop on our tour. “So, I showed you the courtyards, the library, and now the Dining Hall,” I muse. “Would you like to see the chapel? There’s a bust of Tolkien there—it was sculpted by his daughter-in-law, Faith Tolkien—” 

“I want to see your office!” she says with a wide smile. “And maybe your professor?” 

My laughter echoes through the empty corridor as I lead her back toward the courtyard. “He’s not here—he had some meetings online so he went home early.”

“Bummer,” Beatrice replies, pouting playfully. 

“You’ll see him tonight!” I remind her about our evening plans. “He’ll text me when his meetings are over and we’ll meet him at the pub. By the way—he told me he was a bit nervous about meeting you. He says he needs to make a good first impression or else you’ll convince me he’s not good enough for me.” 

“Aw, that’s so sweet,” Beatrice chuckles. “Well, I won’t go easy on him, but I already have a pretty good impression of him.” 

I smile as we climb up the ancient wooden stairs leading to the college offices. Through an open door, I see Sarah chatting with a student in her office, and I wave at her before reaching for my keys. “Alright—here we are!” I say as I unlock the door, and we enter my office. 

I had time to tidy up yesterday after my tutorials, so everything from my desk to the walls lined with bookshelves is perfectly organized. Pale, grey light fills the room from the diamond grid window, and Beatrice gasps as she leans against the windowsill to watch the busy courtyard and the chapel to the left. Then she turns around, and a mischievous smile appears on her face as she gestures to the bookshelves behind my desk. 

“So, is this where you did it with your professor last time I was in town?”

“We didn’t ‘do it’ that time,” I say, shaking my head, realizing my mistake too late. 

“That time?” Beatrice raises an inquisitive eyebrow. “Meaning you did it at another time?” 

Heat crawls up my cheeks, telling her all she needs to know. 

“Lor, you are a dirty, dirty girl,” she says with a smirk. “I’m so proud of you.” 

“Thanks, I learned from the sluttiest,” I reply in the same tone, causing her to laugh. 

“Hey, I never had sex in my office!” Beatrice retorts. “Though I did have sex in a library once….”

“You did?” 

“Yep,” she chuckles as she leans against my desk. “Senior year of my undergrad. Her name was Lauren. Man, she was hot—but not as hot as you, of course,” she adds playfully. 

“Don’t flirt with me—I’m taken!” 

Beatrice shrugs. “What Richard doesn’t know won’t hurt him.” I shake my head in amusement. Then, with an even more naughty smile, she says, “So, where else did you have sex with your professor on campus?” 

“Nowhere!” I retort, but I can’t help but add, “Not yet, anyway.” 

Beatrice bursts out laughing. “That’s my girl.” 

Suddenly, my phone rings, and I smile when I see Richard’s name on the screen. “Hey!” 

“Hi, love, how are you?” His rumbling voice asks from the other end of the line. 

“I’m good! I’m giving Beatrice a tour of campus,” I reply, looking back to her just as she leans closer to the phone, causing me to chuckle. 

“I thought a tour of the campus was our special thing?” Richard says playfully, and I can practically hear that charming smile of his. I smile in return as the memory of our first meeting, right here in my office, floats to my mind. 

“Oh, don’t worry—that still has a very special place in my heart.” 

He chuckles. “So, I was calling because my brother was actually thinking of dropping by this evening. What do you think of him joining us at the pub?” 

“That would be great!” I exclaim. 

“Yeah? Is that okay with Beatrice?” 

“Hold on.” I move the phone away from my face and look at Beatrice. “Richard’s brother is in town. Would it be okay if he joined us later?” 

“Absolutely!” 

I smile and return my attention back to Richard. “She’s alright with it. What time shall we meet you there?” 

“How about 7:30?” 

“Sounds good! So we’ll see you later.”

“I love you.” 

“I love you, too,” I reply before hanging up. 

A wide grin is spread across Beatrice’s face. “So, this brother … is he hot?” 

I laugh as I shake my head. “He’s married.” 

“That doesn’t answer my question.” 

“He’s not bad looking at all.”

“Then I’m really looking forward to tonight,” Beatrice says with a playful wink before I lead her onto the next step of our tour. 

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>)~Imagines/Headcanons

Platonic! Natsume Takashi x GN Reader

Warning: some angsty moments, not really proofread

Near the riverside was the first you ever met him. When you sat alone just watching the river flows, a brown-haired boy approached and sat beside you. He began a conversation starter by commenting on how it was the best place to relax before he introduced himself briefly. “I'm Takashi Natsume, what about you?”

From there on, it's becoming a daily routine you don't mind to get used to. The beginning is rough, mostly silence fills up. As time goes on, you begin to tell stories about some parts of your life, which Takashi always listens and comforts you a lot.

Even if you let him know that you'll also lend an ear if he has any problems, he replies with a smile, “I enjoy listening to you more... but, I'll try, thank you.” Of course, you won't force him, so you always wait for the right moment when he's comfortable.

With a lot of things in store you tell, you manage to bright his day and at times gets him to laugh.

When you find out he's often accompanied by an expressive cat named Nyanko, you ask him about how he first met the cat.

“It's... he's actually just a wild cat that I once gave food. Since then, he always somehow follows me.”

Perhaps you sense that there is something more to it. Still, you accept his explanation and begin to give Nyanko snacks after knowing what's his favorites from Takashi.

If you're allergic, Takashi will not bring him along to respect your wishes. Although, it's proven to be a challenge because Takashi says that the cat has come to like you. When Nyanko do tag along, he's obediently keeping distance (if you give him snacks, if not, Takashi will hold him back with a scold).

The riverside isn't the only place to spend your time with him, as Takashi asks you more often to go somewhere he thinks you might also enjoy.

With him, you've visited many touching sceneries and spend the time relaxing together or helping him search something. The nature knick-knack things he usually needs are questionable on how they would be used, even after he tells you himself it's for some project assignments or people he knows.

There's still many mysteries surrounding him somehow and you're curious about them as part of wanting to be closer with him. But if he doesn't say much about it, you just leave it at that assuming it's not the time yet.

You always show your unconditional support to Takashi, at some point adding that whatever stories he wants to tell about him, he'll still be your precious friend. He's shocked hearing that for a good moment, asking thrice if what you said is true which you nod to. He blinks repeatedly trying to regain his composure all the before he sits facing away from you.

“I... Is that so... I'm glad. Sorry... I doubted you. But...” Takashi pulls close his legs and buries his face. With worry seeping into you, you move near his side slowly and take a look. He's trembling, so you ask him what's wrong. “Nothing... Don't, worry, ..it's just... Please don't look.”

You hug him, saying he could use some hugs and that your eyes are closed now. He slowly peeks before finally looking up... Choked sobbing could be heard as he returns the hug. “I'm... sorry.”

After a while, he calms down and reveals the truth that he has unusual ability to see strange creatures since from childhood. “Because of... that, I... Was never able to fit in. No one believed me, including my foster relatives. Some things lead to another... But I'm doing better now, thanks to you and the others. It's okay if you ... ” Takashi smiles, about to accept your reaction when you just give another smile and thank him for finally telling you.

You express that you couldn't be more happy you are friends with him and would regret it gravely if he didn't approach you that day. Standing up, you give him a hand while declaring you'll be giving another hand for youkai related tasks.

He's stunned for a moment before taking your hand with a beaming smile. “The same for me to you if you need anything, let's give it our best together.”

Needless to say, your routine gets more hectic with a fulfilling end. As he opens up more, you're welcomed into the circle of his new friends—another budding friendship.

[kozidraws]

🌊💎 The Ol' Switcheroo 💎🌊

CW// Pirate kings Bakugo & Kirishima, established relationship, dorks in love.

Chapter one.

Bakugo loved being a pirate king. The sea always beckoned him to go out and explore, the thrill of adventure, finding treasure and fighting worthy opponents. He thought he’d love nothing more than this.

But then Kirishima came into his life.

A fellow pirate king. They had met when both of their crew were chasing the same bounty. Typically such occurrences would lead to fight and blood shed but there was something so damn irritatingly charming about the red haired pirate it turned into friendly competition.

Kirishima’s crew ended up capturing the bounty in the end. Bakugo hated to lose but Kirishima won fair and square. He was surprised when Kirishima waltzed up to him and held out his hand.

“That was a fun competition, I like your manly spirit! We should do this again sometime.” Kirishima grinned, his sharp teeth proudly on display.

Bakugo smirked, humoring him by shaking his hand. “Don’t get used to winning, next time we’re leaving you in the dust.” It was a promise and a threat.

Kirishima’s smile widened.“Challenge accepted Bakugo.” Before Bakugo could let go, Kirishima tugged him forward so he bumped into Kirishima’s chest with a light ‘oof’. He was about to growl at the other pirate but stopped when Kirishima titled his head towards Bakugo’s heavily pierced ear, “Here,” Bakugo felt Kirishima put something in one of his pockets with his free hand, “something to remember me by.” Kirishima teased, he leaned back to wink at Bakugo then turned to walk towards his ship, The Red Riot, whistling a jovial tune.

Bakugo couldn’t even think of a witty reply. The sun must have been boiling that day, must be getting heat stroke or something because he swore his face was burning. Not because he was flustered. Nope.

He shook his head to clear his thoughts, reaching into the pocket Kirishima touched to draw out a small gorgeous ruby.

He definitely won’t be forgetting Kirishima anytime soon.

——————————————————————————————————————-

And he didn’t forget. It’s almost two years since that first encounter and where is Kirishima right now?

“Katsuki!”

Right beside him in a pub.

Bakugo snapped out of his memory to turn to his boyfriend, who was grinning at him and holding out a bowl of food. “C’mon eat! Who knows the next time we’ll be at the same port with fruit as fresh as these!” He practically shoves the bowl under Bakugo’s nose and with a snort Bakugo grabs the bowl, elbowing Kirishima lightly. They eat in comfortable silence but it’s not long until Kirishima begins his playful antics by engaging in a footsie battle. Bakugo pretends to be annoyed by Kirishima’s behaviour but he’s right there too doing the same thing.

Kirishima gives up the battle, which Bakugo won by the way, to lean against Bakugo’s shoulder with a contemplative hum.

“Do you and your crew have any more bounties to hunt at the moment?”

Bakugo shrugs, “Not yet, been a bit quiet on the waters but I’m sure something is gonna happen soon enough.”

Kirishima turns his head to look at him and smirks.

Bakugo knows that look all too well.

“Then while you have some free time, I have a… proposal for you.” Kirishima says, if anything the smirk gets larger, like he told a joke.

Bakugo raises an eyebrow. “What is it?”

“I challenge you to steal my most prized possession.”

“But I’m right here.” Bakugo jokes. He barks out a laugh when Kirishima lightly shoulders his arm.

“Cheeky shit! You know what I meant. You keep gloating how well you can find small treasures from obscure maps so I dare you to find it for me, I’ll even let you keep it.” He holds out a small folded map, Bakugo takes it.

“Must be some treasure.”

“A lifetime’s worth.”

“Then Eijiro, I accept your challenge.” Bakugo grins and as customary with their challenges these days, seal it with a kiss.

—TBC—

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TGIWednesday: Defining Shen disturbance

TGIWednesday News

TGIWednesday all!  Remember that tomorrow is our Live Zoom event 💻 The theme is Body Clearings: Head to Toe Pre-register now & join us. In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), Shen disturbance is a disruption of the mind that can have physical and emotional symptoms. Shen is considered the mind of the heart and is said to govern activities in the mental, spiritual, and creative realms. It embodies consciousness, emotions, and thought. 🤍 These are the folks you may see at parties being obnoxious, those that can't seem to ever stop talking or giving unsolicited advice.  Condo Karen's, and in my case, the homeless guy that's at LA Fitness every day.  Yes it sounds like a conundrum, but he has a membership and when in the locker room he is #expertlevel Chatty Cathy doll.  I dread going in the locker room when I hear him droning on and on. 🙄  The other day I fished on it before I walked in there, and he barely said hello to me when his cell phone rang and he took the call and started rambling!  I'm thinking who's calling him?  But then at least he's not chewing my ear off about the mundane.  Thank God for My Liquid Fish, Change made simple! 🎣 I hope today that peace and tranquility find you!  Even if for only a moment, and in silence you feel grounded and at peace.

Reach out whenever we can help/contribute to you and yours in any way. View Calendar First, Then Pay and Schedule 15 mins  | 30 mins  | 60 mins | Appointments

TGIWednesday Video Download

 ~ FEELING GROUNDED AND AT PEACE ~

 I believe, think, know and feel that I can feel grounded and at peace here and now.  I am ready, willing and able to let go of over thinking and erratic vibes and trade them in for grounding and peaceful thoughts.  I know when, where, how and why to ask for and accept guidance which allows me to feel safe and tranquil and so it is.  I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and know that if you'll make a little daily progress the rest of your life will be the best of your life! 

▶️ Watch here on YouTube - Please Like 👍 and Subscribe 🔔

LAST CALL -  LIVE  Zoom Event

Special Announcement! For the remainder of 2024, each month we will focus on the theme of Clearing the 7 Well-Springs of Life during our monthly Zoom event.  Body, Mind, Spirit, Relationships, Health, Money, Work/Job/Career/Purpose

TOMORROW MAY 30, 2024 4:00pm ET  |  1:00pm PT  | 10:00pm UK Pre-registration is $22 30 minutes live | Includes replay access 👉https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/body-clearings-ywr Due by end of day today!  Submit your 3 brief statements to change in the format below to support@jimmymackhealing.com  IMPT:  All Darius YWR Season 27 Package B buyers are receiving this call free with your purchase.  Look for a call confirmation email and reminders to send in your submissions in the coming days.

THEME:  Body Clearings: Head to Toe 1) Check up from the Neck Up One of the clearing submissions from you can be about or include anything from the neck up. [No long stories, please be brief].  Suggestions include: stuck senses, sight, hearing, tinnitus, lack of taste, lack of smell, teeth issues, thyroid, throat, speaking, memory loss, hair loss, (you get the idea) 2)  Torso / Main Body  Clearing you from things like: shoulder pain, back issues, arm and hand challenges issues with blood circulation, organs, glands or systems, heart issues, lungs, acid reflux, indigestion, too much weight loss or gain. 3) From the Waist Down Items can include: elimination too loose or too constipated, sexual dysfunctions, bladder leakage, hips, knees, feet, adema, neuropathy, temperature of too cold or too hot, balance when walking, stamina. We want you to get the most out of the event and yet for it to be organized, and have a cadence or rhythm of clearings for everyone! 

Pre-Register Here - $22

FREE Live Appearances

Watch and listen to hundreds of Radio Show replays for FREE here in the archives from the Jimmy Mack Healing Radio show.

https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

Tell the Fish - 365 Daily Inspirations and Affirmations - by Jimmy Mack Own this e-book so that you can read inspiration every day!

MAY 29TH "Today I will remain childlike with my childhood friends and have a childlike state of mind. I will embrace that which is simple. I will find joy in the basics. I will breathe new life into my past and enjoy the now and know that the future will unfold with blessings."

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

From the Fish Box

MY DAILY PRAYER TESTIMONIAL

 It makes me smile and feel supported. I guess spirit knows how to show me that I’m on the right track. We are going in the right direction. It’s changing in a positive way. My health is finally improving and opportunities are showing up. Just need to restore my brain  Even on the way back last week driving through the mountains this big semi truck was right behind me for a while really closely.  Big letters MACK right in my rear view mirror. I wish I could have taken the picture:) Thank you for your support."  - Irene

What's On Deck?

We're in the homestretch working on the final touches for the newest release: Returning to Your Ethereal Restore Point  PDF, MP3 and bonus clearings!

It's looking like a mid-June release and this thing really took on a life of it's own - I think you'll be really pleased with it. It's good for either the novice who just wants to listen and have things change and radiate higher in Energy, Frequency and Vibration. And the pros witll love it because it gives instructions on how to raise your energy and go above things. We're already getting in some amazing comments from our Beta testers. 

Things people have said after listening to this: 

"reinforcement of positive feelings"

"feels like a brain reboot"

"like a squeegee clearing gunk off your windshield" 

"reminds me of my creative potency"

"it untangles the fish net of trauma and negative self-talk"

"relaxing and rejuvenating to listen to"

"easy to listen to but the impact is immense!"

"I definitely felt lighter each time I listened"

"If you had to choose one clearing track from Jimmy’s treasure chest...this would be it!"

"a powerful recording creating an instant positive shift in wellbeing, calmness, peacefulness, and lightness."

The Fish Market

Our online shop is getting a makeover! Get a preview now as you look over the 40+ audio titles in our MyBeliefWorks Audio Collections. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s)  We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better and we are ALWAYS working on the next one. Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.  

The Prosperity Collection  The Body, Mind and Spirit Collection The Improve Your Life Collection

Browse over 45 Videos in the Zoom Replay Collection 

The 5 Anchors Energy Process The Purple Rain Energy Process The Magical Golden Key Process TheNight Passage Sleep Process  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you. Looking for a new job?  Going through a court proceeding? Upcoming surgery scheduled for you or a loved one?  Need help selling or buying a property? Troubled times in your relationship? These are just some of the life at the crossroads events that are ideal for My Daily Prayer program.

30 Days of Daily Prayer (single month) - $99/month This $99 service is for ONE SINGLE MONTH of 30 DAYS ONLY.  Click here After the 30 days, you will receive an email from Jimmy and have the opportunity to renew for an additional month plus update your list, but you are under no obligation.

You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers.

**NOTE: Most clients save money and choose the auto-renew option listed below so they do not miss a single day of prayers PLUS they take advantage of the cummulative effects of this service over time. Monthly subscription - $95/month on auto-renew 

Use PayPal for subscription Click here 

Use Stripe for subscription Click here. 

*Anytime prior to your next scheduled payment within the 30 days, you can cancel or pause this service via email request.

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​Visit our ​O​nline ​Training Center "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime" - Lao Tzu

All are welcome to CREATE A FREE ACCOUNT to access the NEW and IMPROVED My Liquid Fish Change Made Simple Basic Training Course. Anchors Away Masterclass:  Sustain and clear and sovereign energetic field of dark energies and anomalies. Life Force Energy Masterclass: Enhance your fishing practice by approaching from a deeper, numeric level. MLF Mastery & Advanced Practitioner Certification Courses

Visit now, Click Here!

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TGIWednesday: Defining Shen disturbance

TGIWednesday News

TGIWednesday all!  Remember that tomorrow is our Live Zoom event 💻 The theme is Body Clearings: Head to Toe Pre-register now & join us. In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), Shen disturbance is a disruption of the mind that can have physical and emotional symptoms. Shen is considered the mind of the heart and is said to govern activities in the mental, spiritual, and creative realms. It embodies consciousness, emotions, and thought. 🤍 These are the folks you may see at parties being obnoxious, those that can't seem to ever stop talking or giving unsolicited advice.  Condo Karen's, and in my case, the homeless guy that's at LA Fitness every day.  Yes it sounds like a conundrum, but he has a membership and when in the locker room he is #expertlevel Chatty Cathy doll.  I dread going in the locker room when I hear him droning on and on. 🙄  The other day I fished on it before I walked in there, and he barely said hello to me when his cell phone rang and he took the call and started rambling!  I'm thinking who's calling him?  But then at least he's not chewing my ear off about the mundane.  Thank God for My Liquid Fish, Change made simple! 🎣 I hope today that peace and tranquility find you!  Even if for only a moment, and in silence you feel grounded and at peace.

Reach out whenever we can help/contribute to you and yours in any way. View Calendar First, Then Pay and Schedule 15 mins  | 30 mins  | 60 mins | Appointments

TGIWednesday Video Download

 ~ FEELING GROUNDED AND AT PEACE ~

 I believe, think, know and feel that I can feel grounded and at peace here and now.  I am ready, willing and able to let go of over thinking and erratic vibes and trade them in for grounding and peaceful thoughts.  I know when, where, how and why to ask for and accept guidance which allows me to feel safe and tranquil and so it is.  I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and know that if you'll make a little daily progress the rest of your life will be the best of your life! 

▶️ Watch here on YouTube - Please Like 👍 and Subscribe 🔔

LAST CALL -  LIVE  Zoom Event

Special Announcement! For the remainder of 2024, each month we will focus on the theme of Clearing the 7 Well-Springs of Life during our monthly Zoom event.  Body, Mind, Spirit, Relationships, Health, Money, Work/Job/Career/Purpose

TOMORROW MAY 30, 2024 4:00pm ET  |  1:00pm PT  | 10:00pm UK Pre-registration is $22 30 minutes live | Includes replay access 👉https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/body-clearings-ywr Due by end of day today!  Submit your 3 brief statements to change in the format below to support@jimmymackhealing.com  IMPT:  All Darius YWR Season 27 Package B buyers are receiving this call free with your purchase.  Look for a call confirmation email and reminders to send in your submissions in the coming days.

THEME:  Body Clearings: Head to Toe 1) Check up from the Neck Up One of the clearing submissions from you can be about or include anything from the neck up. [No long stories, please be brief].  Suggestions include: stuck senses, sight, hearing, tinnitus, lack of taste, lack of smell, teeth issues, thyroid, throat, speaking, memory loss, hair loss, (you get the idea) 2)  Torso / Main Body  Clearing you from things like: shoulder pain, back issues, arm and hand challenges issues with blood circulation, organs, glands or systems, heart issues, lungs, acid reflux, indigestion, too much weight loss or gain. 3) From the Waist Down Items can include: elimination too loose or too constipated, sexual dysfunctions, bladder leakage, hips, knees, feet, adema, neuropathy, temperature of too cold or too hot, balance when walking, stamina. We want you to get the most out of the event and yet for it to be organized, and have a cadence or rhythm of clearings for everyone! 

Pre-Register Here - $22

FREE Live Appearances

Watch and listen to hundreds of Radio Show replays for FREE here in the archives from the Jimmy Mack Healing Radio show.

https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

Tell the Fish - 365 Daily Inspirations and Affirmations - by Jimmy Mack Own this e-book so that you can read inspiration every day!

MAY 29TH "Today I will remain childlike with my childhood friends and have a childlike state of mind. I will embrace that which is simple. I will find joy in the basics. I will breathe new life into my past and enjoy the now and know that the future will unfold with blessings."

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

From the Fish Box

MY DAILY PRAYER TESTIMONIAL

 It makes me smile and feel supported. I guess spirit knows how to show me that I’m on the right track. We are going in the right direction. It’s changing in a positive way. My health is finally improving and opportunities are showing up. Just need to restore my brain  Even on the way back last week driving through the mountains this big semi truck was right behind me for a while really closely.  Big letters MACK right in my rear view mirror. I wish I could have taken the picture:) Thank you for your support."  - Irene

What's On Deck?

We're in the homestretch working on the final touches for the newest release: Returning to Your Ethereal Restore Point  PDF, MP3 and bonus clearings!

It's looking like a mid-June release and this thing really took on a life of it's own - I think you'll be really pleased with it. It's good for either the novice who just wants to listen and have things change and radiate higher in Energy, Frequency and Vibration. And the pros witll love it because it gives instructions on how to raise your energy and go above things. We're already getting in some amazing comments from our Beta testers. 

Things people have said after listening to this: 

"reinforcement of positive feelings"

"feels like a brain reboot"

"like a squeegee clearing gunk off your windshield" 

"reminds me of my creative potency"

"it untangles the fish net of trauma and negative self-talk"

"relaxing and rejuvenating to listen to"

"easy to listen to but the impact is immense!"

"I definitely felt lighter each time I listened"

"If you had to choose one clearing track from Jimmy’s treasure chest...this would be it!"

"a powerful recording creating an instant positive shift in wellbeing, calmness, peacefulness, and lightness."

The Fish Market

Our online shop is getting a makeover! Get a preview now as you look over the 40+ audio titles in our MyBeliefWorks Audio Collections. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s)  We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better and we are ALWAYS working on the next one. Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.  

The Prosperity Collection  The Body, Mind and Spirit Collection The Improve Your Life Collection

Browse over 45 Videos in the Zoom Replay Collection 

The 5 Anchors Energy Process The Purple Rain Energy Process The Magical Golden Key Process TheNight Passage Sleep Process  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you. Looking for a new job?  Going through a court proceeding? Upcoming surgery scheduled for you or a loved one?  Need help selling or buying a property? Troubled times in your relationship? These are just some of the life at the crossroads events that are ideal for My Daily Prayer program.

30 Days of Daily Prayer (single month) - $99/month This $99 service is for ONE SINGLE MONTH of 30 DAYS ONLY.  Click here After the 30 days, you will receive an email from Jimmy and have the opportunity to renew for an additional month plus update your list, but you are under no obligation.

You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers.

**NOTE: Most clients save money and choose the auto-renew option listed below so they do not miss a single day of prayers PLUS they take advantage of the cummulative effects of this service over time. Monthly subscription - $95/month on auto-renew 

Use PayPal for subscription Click here 

Use Stripe for subscription Click here. 

*Anytime prior to your next scheduled payment within the 30 days, you can cancel or pause this service via email request.

---------------------------------

Could you use a private session? Are you feeling extra-crispy?  If so, you can now Book Appointments... View Availability First, Then Pay 15 mins  | 30 mins  | 60 mins  

​Visit our ​O​nline ​Training Center "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime" - Lao Tzu

All are welcome to CREATE A FREE ACCOUNT to access the NEW and IMPROVED My Liquid Fish Change Made Simple Basic Training Course. Anchors Away Masterclass:  Sustain and clear and sovereign energetic field of dark energies and anomalies. Life Force Energy Masterclass: Enhance your fishing practice by approaching from a deeper, numeric level. MLF Mastery & Advanced Practitioner Certification Courses

Visit now, Click Here!

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[365dailyaffirmations]

TGIWednesday: Defining Shen disturbance

TGIWednesday News

TGIWednesday all!  Remember that tomorrow is our Live Zoom event 💻 The theme is Body Clearings: Head to Toe Pre-register now & join us. In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), Shen disturbance is a disruption of the mind that can have physical and emotional symptoms. Shen is considered the mind of the heart and is said to govern activities in the mental, spiritual, and creative realms. It embodies consciousness, emotions, and thought. 🤍 These are the folks you may see at parties being obnoxious, those that can't seem to ever stop talking or giving unsolicited advice.  Condo Karen's, and in my case, the homeless guy that's at LA Fitness every day.  Yes it sounds like a conundrum, but he has a membership and when in the locker room he is #expertlevel Chatty Cathy doll.  I dread going in the locker room when I hear him droning on and on. 🙄  The other day I fished on it before I walked in there, and he barely said hello to me when his cell phone rang and he took the call and started rambling!  I'm thinking who's calling him?  But then at least he's not chewing my ear off about the mundane.  Thank God for My Liquid Fish, Change made simple! 🎣 I hope today that peace and tranquility find you!  Even if for only a moment, and in silence you feel grounded and at peace.

Reach out whenever we can help/contribute to you and yours in any way. View Calendar First, Then Pay and Schedule 15 mins  | 30 mins  | 60 mins | Appointments

TGIWednesday Video Download

 ~ FEELING GROUNDED AND AT PEACE ~

 I believe, think, know and feel that I can feel grounded and at peace here and now.  I am ready, willing and able to let go of over thinking and erratic vibes and trade them in for grounding and peaceful thoughts.  I know when, where, how and why to ask for and accept guidance which allows me to feel safe and tranquil and so it is.  I am asking in all languages and throughout all time lines and know that if you'll make a little daily progress the rest of your life will be the best of your life! 

▶️ Watch here on YouTube - Please Like 👍 and Subscribe 🔔

LAST CALL -  LIVE  Zoom Event

Special Announcement! For the remainder of 2024, each month we will focus on the theme of Clearing the 7 Well-Springs of Life during our monthly Zoom event.  Body, Mind, Spirit, Relationships, Health, Money, Work/Job/Career/Purpose

TOMORROW MAY 30, 2024 4:00pm ET  |  1:00pm PT  | 10:00pm UK Pre-registration is $22 30 minutes live | Includes replay access 👉https://calendly.com/jmh-calls/body-clearings-ywr Due by end of day today!  Submit your 3 brief statements to change in the format below to support@jimmymackhealing.com  IMPT:  All Darius YWR Season 27 Package B buyers are receiving this call free with your purchase.  Look for a call confirmation email and reminders to send in your submissions in the coming days.

THEME:  Body Clearings: Head to Toe 1) Check up from the Neck Up One of the clearing submissions from you can be about or include anything from the neck up. [No long stories, please be brief].  Suggestions include: stuck senses, sight, hearing, tinnitus, lack of taste, lack of smell, teeth issues, thyroid, throat, speaking, memory loss, hair loss, (you get the idea) 2)  Torso / Main Body  Clearing you from things like: shoulder pain, back issues, arm and hand challenges issues with blood circulation, organs, glands or systems, heart issues, lungs, acid reflux, indigestion, too much weight loss or gain. 3) From the Waist Down Items can include: elimination too loose or too constipated, sexual dysfunctions, bladder leakage, hips, knees, feet, adema, neuropathy, temperature of too cold or too hot, balance when walking, stamina. We want you to get the most out of the event and yet for it to be organized, and have a cadence or rhythm of clearings for everyone! 

Pre-Register Here - $22

FREE Live Appearances

Watch and listen to hundreds of Radio Show replays for FREE here in the archives from the Jimmy Mack Healing Radio show.

https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

Tell the Fish - 365 Daily Inspirations and Affirmations - by Jimmy Mack Own this e-book so that you can read inspiration every day!

MAY 29TH "Today I will remain childlike with my childhood friends and have a childlike state of mind. I will embrace that which is simple. I will find joy in the basics. I will breathe new life into my past and enjoy the now and know that the future will unfold with blessings."

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

From the Fish Box

MY DAILY PRAYER TESTIMONIAL

 It makes me smile and feel supported. I guess spirit knows how to show me that I’m on the right track. We are going in the right direction. It’s changing in a positive way. My health is finally improving and opportunities are showing up. Just need to restore my brain  Even on the way back last week driving through the mountains this big semi truck was right behind me for a while really closely.  Big letters MACK right in my rear view mirror. I wish I could have taken the picture:) Thank you for your support."  - Irene

What's On Deck?

We're in the homestretch working on the final touches for the newest release: Returning to Your Ethereal Restore Point  PDF, MP3 and bonus clearings!

It's looking like a mid-June release and this thing really took on a life of it's own - I think you'll be really pleased with it. It's good for either the novice who just wants to listen and have things change and radiate higher in Energy, Frequency and Vibration. And the pros witll love it because it gives instructions on how to raise your energy and go above things. We're already getting in some amazing comments from our Beta testers. 

Things people have said after listening to this: 

"reinforcement of positive feelings"

"feels like a brain reboot"

"like a squeegee clearing gunk off your windshield" 

"reminds me of my creative potency"

"it untangles the fish net of trauma and negative self-talk"

"relaxing and rejuvenating to listen to"

"easy to listen to but the impact is immense!"

"I definitely felt lighter each time I listened"

"If you had to choose one clearing track from Jimmy’s treasure chest...this would be it!"

"a powerful recording creating an instant positive shift in wellbeing, calmness, peacefulness, and lightness."

The Fish Market

Our online shop is getting a makeover! Get a preview now as you look over the 40+ audio titles in our MyBeliefWorks Audio Collections. Find a topic that addresses your issue(s)  We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better and we are ALWAYS working on the next one. Don’t forget… you can share these with your immediate friends and family.  

The Prosperity Collection  The Body, Mind and Spirit Collection The Improve Your Life Collection

Browse over 45 Videos in the Zoom Replay Collection 

The 5 Anchors Energy Process The Purple Rain Energy Process The Magical Golden Key Process TheNight Passage Sleep Process  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

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TGIWednesday all!  Remember that tomorrow is our Live Zoom event 💻 The theme is Body Clearings: Head to Toe Pre-register now & join us. In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), Shen disturbance is a disruption of the mind that can have physical and emotional symptoms. Shen is considered the mind of the heart and is said to govern activities in the mental, spiritual, and creative realms. It embodies consciousness, emotions, and thought. 🤍 These are the folks you may see at parties being obnoxious, those that can't seem to ever stop talking or giving unsolicited advice.  Condo Karen's, and in my case, the homeless guy that's at LA Fitness every day.  Yes it sounds like a conundrum, but he has a membership and when in the locker room he is #expertlevel Chatty Cathy doll.  I dread going in the locker room when I hear him droning on and on. 🙄  The other day I fished on it before I walked in there, and he barely said hello to me when his cell phone rang and he took the call and started rambling!  I'm thinking who's calling him?  But then at least he's not chewing my ear off about the mundane.  Thank God for My Liquid Fish, Change made simple! 🎣 I hope today that peace and tranquility find you!  Even if for only a moment, and in silence you feel grounded and at peace.

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My dearest, weapon#4673

I hope this text finds you well. It has been quite some time since we last spoke, but I wanted to take a moment to express just how deeply I miss you. You were not just a person who came into my life, but someone who left an indelible mark on my heart. You were the first person who truly made me feel loved. From the moment we connected, I felt a warmth and acceptance that I had never experienced before. Your presence in my life brought about a profound transformation within me. You made me believe in myself and my worth, even when I was at my lowest. Your unwavering support and encouragement were like a lifeline, pulling me out of the depths of despair and showing me the beauty and strength that resided within me. During the darkest and most challenging times of my life, you and our friends became my guiding light. You guys were the sun that shined through the storm clouds, illuminating my path and giving me hope. All of your unwavering belief in me gave me the courage to keep going, even when I felt like giving up. But you held my hand through the toughest of moments, reminding me that I was not alone. Your love and presence brought me solace and reassurance, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

I find myself reminiscing about the little things that remind me of you. The color green. The playful phrase "suntukan tayo" or "susuntukin kita," which was our lighthearted way of expressing our affection for one another. The anime Hunter X Hunter, which you always talk about, immersing yourself in its captivating storyline and characters. The white-haired anime characters, which is your profile as always. The never-ending story song from Stranger Things, which I sang to you. The voicemail on Discord, where I always wanted discord to add on that moment. The word "inaanpi," which I didn’t knew the meaning, and kept calling me a foreigner. The word "mornight," where you told me to use because it wasn’t night anymore, it was exactly 4:00 am. And even the "/gn" that stood for genuine, although you mistook it as goodnight, reminding me of our shared moments of laughter and misunderstandings. And of course, that one particular profile picture of mine, which captured a precious memory that I will and can never forget. These seemingly insignificant things hold immense significance to me because they are intertwined with the memories of our time together, reminding me of the love and happiness we shared. It may seem unusual to some that I still hold onto these memories and feelings, even though our time together was relatively short, and we lost connection years ago. But they will never understand the profound impact you had on my life. You were not just a fleeting presence, but my rock, my confidant, and my safe haven. You protected me from the darkness that lurked online, shielding me from harm and providing me with a sense of security. You were the one who stayed by my side, even when everyone else seemed to fade away. Your love and support were unwavering, and I will forever be grateful for the comfort and strength they gave me. But, my dear weapon, the truth is, I still miss you with every fiber of my being. It hurts that it has been a year since we last connected, yet the ache of your absence remains as raw as ever. My days feel incomplete without you by my side, sharing laughter, making memories, and experiencing life together. There is a void within me that yearns for your presence, and no amount of time can erase the profound connection we shared. I find solace in the memories we created together. I close my eyes and let the images of our joyous moments flood my mind. I can still hear your laughter, feel your gentle touch, and see the sparkle in your eyes. Those memories are etched into my soul, and they bring both comfort and pain. They remind me of the love we had and the happiness we experienced together, but they also serve as a constant reminder of what I am missing. My dear Bomba, I want you to know that you will always hold a special place in my heart. The love we shared was unlike anything I had ever experienced before, and it has left an indelible mark on my soul. I cherish every moment we had together, and I am grateful for the love and happiness you brought into my life. As time passes, I hope that wounds heal, and hearts find solace. But until then, I will continue to carry you in my heart, cherishing the memories and longing for the day our paths may cross again. You are and always will be the one who made me feel truly loved, and for that, I am forever grateful

With all my love and longing, anding

[fushiguroll]

HAIKYŪ BOYS JEALOUS OF THE KID YOU’RE BABYSITTING | PART 2 

starring: Kenma Kozume, Miya Osamu, Oikawa Toru, Ushijima Wakatoshi 

genre: fluff/slice of life

⚠️ warning: none!

PART 1 

a/n: reposted + edited from fushiguroll. part 3 in the progress 

KOZUME KENMA 

“babe, please remember to bring your switch.”

Kenma pouts, instantly regretting offering to babysit with you today. “do I have to?”

You look up at him, “you promised, babe. You’re the one who offered and I’ve told him and he’s so excited. He’s been talking about Mario Kart all week, you can’t back out or else you might break his little heart.”

Kenma rolls his eyes, “you’re so fricken dramatic, but fine.”

The two of you walk hand-in-hand, arriving right outside Theo’s door at 5 pm

“Y/n!” the little boy excitedly greets you

“Hi Theo!” you crouch down, hugging the little boy back, “do you remember me telling you about Mario Kart? well, look who’s here! This is Kenma, my boyfriend, and he’s brought Mario Kart just for you!”

Theo’s eyes gleamed at the mention of “Mario Kart”, but darkened for the slightest second at the mention of “boyfriend”

Kenma blinks, unsure of what he’s just seen and follows the two of you into the house

“Y/n, I’m hungry.” Theo juts out his lips, looking up at you expectantly

“I’ll fix up a little snack for you, honey. Why don’t you play Mario Kart with Kenma first?”

Theo lets out a happy “yay” and runs into the living room

You give Kenma your best “you better be on your good behavior” look and he responds a not-so-subtle “I’ll try”

As you’re in the kitchen fixing up a PB&J sandwich, Kenma quietly sets up the switch, trying to make small conversation with the young boy

“Hey Theo, do you have a favorite Mario character?”

“yeah.”

“which one?”

“the one I kick your butt with.”

Kenma looks up in surprise and finds the little boy glaring at him, “do you have a problem with me?”

“yeah, you’re ugly.”

“well, you’re exactly easy on the eyes either.” Kenma retorts quietly

“I hate your hair and I love Y/N.”

Kenma was amused and annoyed at the same time. More annoyed though. 

“I love Y/N too.”

“I love her more. She is my wife.”

“she’s not your girlfriend. She’s MY girlfriend and in a few years she’ll be my wife.”

Theo stomps his feet, “no, she is my girlfriend.”

“no, she’s mine.”

This little banter continued for a few good minutes before Theo finally comes up with a suggestion, “how about a game between two men? The winner of Mario Kart gets Y/N as his girlfriend.”

Kenma snorts, “well, first of all, she isn’t some object we can just “win”. But I accept your challenge and I can’t wait to put you in your place.”

you come back to the living room and is shocked by the wave of intensity  between Kenma and Theo as the two gripped the switch control and stared at the TV in front.

“hey boys, wanna take a break? I brought snacks.”

“shhhhhhh, in a bit.” Kenma responds

“In a bit” eventually turned into three hours of non-stop Mario Kart that left Theo crying in your laps after losing every single game

After comforting him and putting him in bed, you bid farewell to his parents and left with Kenma

“Kenma Kozume.”

Your boyfriend stiffens at your use of his full name, “yes, kitten?”

“don't “kitten” me. Why’d you do that? Why couldn’t you go easy on Theo? I thought we had an understanding.”

Kenma sighs, “look I really didn’t want to tell you this, but I couldn’t afford to go easy on the kid.”

“why?”

“because I might lose you.”

“what in the world are you talking about?”

He glance at you before averting his eyes, “he challenged me and the winner gets you as his girlfriend.”

You burst out laughing at this incredulous notion, “but, I’m already your girlfriend.”

He turns to you, “yeah! I know! but if I lose, he’ll keep saying you’re his girlfriend and I hate that!”

You soften as you watch the red appear on his cheeks

“you know you’re adorable when you’re jealous”

“you know I love you right?” Kenma asks

“I’ve never doubted that for a second.”

MIYA OSAMU

Osamu packs the rice balls into the little container, making sure the little dinosaurs aren’t squished together

“babe, you’re so sweet for making these. I bet Johnny would love them.”

Osamu smiles up at you, “thanks for letting me tag along, princess. I’m excited to meet this Johnny kid you’ve been talking so much about.”

Osamu regrets ever asking to meet Johnny the moment the 10-year old opened the door and yelled, “My love! you’re finally back to see me!”

Yes, you’ve warned your boyfriend about Johnny being quite a dramatic kid, but Osamu had no idea Johnny’s dramatic antics would include dramatically flirting with you

“Hi darling, I literally just saw you four days ago.”

“and that’s just too long.”

“oh stop it, you. Ever so dramatic. Anyhow, this is my boyfriend Osamu, and guess what? He’s made you your favorite snacks.”

Osamu could feel his annoyance rise as Johnny glanced over and gave him a once-over before smiling, an obviously fake smile

“oh thank you mr. Osamu. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

Osamu clears his throat, returning an equally fake smile, “nice to meet you too, Johnny. You can just call me Osamu.”

“great.” again, with that fake smile

“Johnny, why don’t you show Osamu the puzzle we’ve been working on and I’ll get the rice balls out of the containers for us.”

Johnny leads the way, with Osamu trailing slowly behind him. As soon the two of them were out of your earshot, both dropped their formalities

“hey Osamu,” Johnny turns around, “thanks for the rice ball, but don’t come back with Y/N ever again. This is my quality time with my darling and I don’t need you ruining it, especially not someone like you.”

Osamu scoffs, “first of all, where’d you come from kid? The 1950s? second of all, I was just thinking I should’ve probably added some laxatives in those rice balls for you.”

Johnny scoffs in return, “Jokes on you because I don’t even know what laxatives are.”

Osamu was about to respond when you returned with the rice balls.

The rest of the evening was spend with the two of them vying for your attention and subtle glares at each other when you weren’t looking

Osamu breathes a sigh of relief when Johnny’s parents returned and the two of you left for the front door

“bye beautiful Y/N! I shall miss you and see you in my dreams.”

You roll your eyes playfully before giving the kid a hug, “see you Thursday, honey.”

Osamu playfully swings your interlaced fingers back and forth as you guys walk back to his car

“did you have fun?”

“nope.”

“what? It looked like you had a good time chatting with Johnny.”

“this kid is way too much for me. You know he tried to threaten me? babe, I don’t think you should babysit him anymore.”

You laugh slightly, “oh Samu, don’t tell me you’re jealous.”

Osamu glance over at you, “if I say I was, would you stop?”

“nope, but I’ll say you’re very cute and give you a kiss.”

Osamu sighs dramatically, “fine, I guess I’ll accept.”

The two of you stand kissing in front of his car for a few minutes. You tried to pull away, only for him to tighten his grips on your waist, lips continue pressing into yours

If he’s going to act this way, maybe you should invite him over to babysit Johnny more often

OIKAWA TORU

The kid you’re babysitting is Oikawa’s nephew, Takeru

Your boyfriend was actually the person who got you this job because his sister was in need of a babysitter and he usually had volleyball practices

Takeru is a real cute kid and the two of you developed a very close bond

It’s a secret, but Takeru might just have the tiniest bit of crush on you

The secret was quickly discovered by Oikawa when he accompanied you to babysit Takeru

You guys ring the doorbell and Takeru immediately opens the door, giving you a huge hug, “Hi Y/N! you’re finally here!”

You hug him back, grinning as you say, “Hi Ru ru! Guess who’s here with me today?”

Oikawa was surprised by the flash of disappointment in his nephew’s eyes when he spotted his uncle, but it was quickly replaced by a smile, “Hi uncle Toru!”

Oikawa is now suspicious, “there’s no way Takeru likes Y/N right? right?”

He watches as Takeru very naturally picks up your left hand, interlacing his little finger with yours and pulls you towards the living room. “Y/N, what do you want to do today?”

“whatever you want to do, sweetie. What about continuing house from last week?”

Takeru lights up at your suggestion, “okay, wait here for me. I’ll be right back my wife!”

Oikawa chokes on his water, “wait, what?! wife?!”

You shoot him a glare, “yeah we were playing house. I’m the wife and Takeru’s my husband”.

“no he’s not! I’M your husband”

You pat him on the head lightly as Takeru re-enters the living room, “babe, it’s just pretend”.

Oikawa ignores you as he approaches his nephew, “Takeru, you know as your uncle, I am obligated to love you, and don’t get me wrong, I do. But to make things clear, Y/N is my wife in real life okay?”

“call me mr.steal-yo-girl then, because she’s my wife now”

Oikawa gasps, dramatically taking a step back as he sputters, “what did you just say?! where’d you learn that?”

Takeru points to you as you snicker into your palm

“babeeeee” Oikawa whines

“oh shush, we’re just playing! You can pretend to be the child”

Oikawa knew from the red tint on Takeru’s face that his nephew was thoroughly enjoying being your husband

By the time his sister finally came back home, Oikawa had a full-on pout on his face

“Thanks again for baby-sitting Takeru today. I’ll see you next week!”

“Bye Y/n!” Takeru runs up to hug you, lingering a little longer than Oikawa liked

“alrighty, time to go before it’s too late” Oikawa pries Takeru off you, glaring down at his nephew as he snaked his arms around your waist

“bye Takeru!”

“bye uncle Toru…” Takeru said, less than enthusiastically 

The two of you walk hand-in-hand back to his car

“Babe, I don’t think you should babysit Takeru anymore?”

You look at him surprised, “what? why? Did your sister say something?”

“no, I mean other than the fact that you’re the best babysitter she’s ever had”

“then why?”

Oikawa looks at you, “you really gonna make me say it?”

You look at him so confused

“Okay fine! it’s because I’m jealous okay?! You can’t be Takeru’s wife! You’re mine!”

You laugh out loud, only infuriating your boyfriend even more “what’s so funny Y/n? I’m being serious!”

“who knew you could be so hot when you’re jealous”

A light blush dusts his face as he mumbles, “I’m serious…”

You pull him close to you and lightly caress his cheeks, “babe, you know you’re the only one for me”

“promise?”

You nod and he pulls you in, his lips closing the distance between yours

“yeah you’re right, Takeru can’t compete with me”

“Toru! he’s your nephew.”

“what!? It’s not my fault Takeru has such a handsome uncle”

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

You guys were supposed to go on a date today, but your neighbors were in sudden need of a babysitter

You call Ushiwaka to let him know

“hey love, I’m so sorry but I need to babysit the kid next door today, can we move our movie date to tomorrow?”

“yes, that’s fine.”

“okay, I’ll see you tomorrow then baby!”

“wait. I'd like to come with you today.” he clears his throat, “if that’s okay with you.” 

You raised your eyebrows skeptically, “really? I thought you didn’t like kids.”

“but I would like to spend time with you, if that is okay with you.”

Your heart flutters at his straight-forwardness, “how can I say no? Come over to mine at 5 pm.”

At 4:49 PM, the doorbell rings and the two of you walk over together to your neighbor’s

The parents thanks you profusely before calling the young boy over

“alright Teddy, be good for Y/N okay?”

The little boy nods shyly while stealing a glance at you before quickly averting his eyes

Your boyfriend notices his behavior immediately

“Teddy what do you want to do first?” You ask, grabbing the little boy’s hand.

“can we play house?”

“sure!”

Teddy sets up the living room, pulling out his fake kitchen set and fake plates and utensils

“ Y/N, you can be my wife and I’ll be your husband okay?”

You laugh, “okay Teddy!”

He turns to your boyfriend, “and you can be the waiter”

“no.”

Teddy’s eyes starts to water, “why?”

“because Y/N is my girlfriend so I should be the husband.”

The little boy starts to cry and you quickly pull him into a hug and glare at Ushijima

“what?”

“he’s just a little boy and we’re just playing babe. Just be the waiter.”

“fine” He stomps angrily over to the fake kitchen and pretend to cook on the stove

Teddy stops crying and the three of you continue to play until he suggests watching a movie

you guy head over to the couch, Ushijima sitting down next to you

“Y/N, can I sit next to you?”

“come here, honey” You pat the empty space next to you

“no, I want to sit between you guys.”

Ushijima opens his mouth but your glare silences him

The rest of the evening was spent watching Lion King

Correction: you watched Lion King while your boyfriend and Teddy throw each other glares

At 9 pm, the parents came home and you and Ushijima get ready to leave

“it was fun today, I’ll see you soon Teddy!”

“okay Y/n! I love you!”

“awww, I love you too!” You crouch down to give him a hug

Ushijima glares down at the boy as the little boy glares up at him

“alright, we gotta go.” Your boyfriend interrupts

With your back turned, Teddy sticks out his tongue at Ushijima, prompting your boyfriend to do the same

“I love you Y/N” He says as you two walk back to your house

“that’s random but I love you too”

“I love you more than Teddy.”

You laugh and kiss his cheeks, “I know”

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