“I just called to hear your voice”
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Rise and grind.
(She just woke up in a trashcan outside of Totentanz)
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Radiostatic milshake date I made for @faeymouse 's dtiys
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R-Remember when I said I had a cursed NPMD au in mind? Uh- I had to change some of the designs of the Nerdy Prudes but. Yeah.
There are so many questions this AU presents. Are the nerdy prudes popular? Why does Steph crave a boon from them? Does this AU have Stephgrace or Lautski? Does Grace die at the end? Does Pete die? Which of Richie and Ruth is Duke and which is MacNamara? Does the Shine A Light plot still happen? The answer to all of these is Please Stop.
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The cardboard box is such a classic joke in the MGS series, but I've always maintained that it would 100% work on me.
If I saw an unfamiliar cardboard box just sitting by a wall or door frame, I would just assume someone was in the middle of moving something and basically pay it no mind.
If I was patrolling a passage and turned around to see a cardboard box conspicuously sitting in the dead centre of an empty hall, where it had not been a few seconds ago, I would also choose not to investigate that, not because of its lack of suspicion, but it being SO suspicious that I can't imagine a scenario where I interact with the box and it goes well for me, and I would simply Leave the Building.
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Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition
Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?
Me.
For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.
Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!
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*slams fist on table* LAUGH
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‘we need a hannigram kiss’ this ‘we need a hannigram kiss’ that. what we truly need is for will to beat the shit out of hannibal
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The doctor is in
She’s gonna steal your kidneys >:3
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i think tumblr should start supporting flash dress up games
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