#my stomach is in knots

[devilat-thedoor]

don’t ever stop doing it, jakey✨

[bakubunny]

*taps mic* ahem

tw: daddy kink n ddlg dynamics

begging dilf! katsuki to read you bedtime stories every night because you just like hearing the sound of his voice, it’s innocent…promise. you’re definitely not getting hot and bothered by it. and when his voice is all rough and tired, it definitely doesn’t take more willpower to keep from riding his thigh. you just like bedtime stories…and the best way to hear them is when he lays in bed with you. he won’t notice how fidgety you are, or how touchy you’re becoming, or how close you keep scooting, right?

would i act just a smidge bratty just to get scolded by dada?? no of course not.

this is unfair i - i left your inbox alone for once

i can hear it now

katsuki chuckles, and it rumbles in your ear, laid up against his chest. “quit yer squirmin’. ‘m tryin t’read to ya.”

“…sorry daddy,” you reply.

he kisses you on the head and continues to read. and you try, you really do try to stay still. but your fingertips curl a little tighter into his shirt as your palms get warm with every passing word. your thighs squeeze and rub together just enough for him to catch. so he stops.

“what is it, kiddo?” he asks, his voice low and jumbled in your stomach.

you do your best to ignore what’s now a subtle throb between your legs. “i’m cold.”

you’re not sure if he believes you, but he doesn’t question it.

“then snuggle up close, c’mon,” he says. katsuki draws you in closer and reaches across his body to pull one of your legs over his.

you swallow. if he didn’t know before, he does now. the damp heat radiating from your core is intense and unmistakable. still you stay silent. you don’t see his grin, but you can hear it.

“you comfy, princess?”

you nod.

“good. now where was i?…”

his voice is so warm as he picks up where he left off, and gosh does it make you feel the same way. katsuki’s hand wanders down your back as you hold one side of the book at his request. your hips buck involuntarily into his leg from the comfort of his touch and the aching need still growing in you.

“s-sorry,” you murmur.

his soft laugh fills your ear yet again. “such a needy girl tonight. i can feel it. keep goin’, little one. try n get to the end without beggin’ me to help.”

this is way more than i planned sorry

[getting-messi]

[bookishjules]

so. obviously speculation. but.. something fundamentally changes the shadowhunter world. the shadowhunters push the demons out of their world forever. they are no longer needed. the shadowhunters die off. the last one? tessa. the only shadowhunter who has always been immortal..

[the-bi-space-ace]

I’m so aggressively protective of Cody that I thought for literally a minute about him showing up in TBB season 3 and my stomach immediately hurt because I love him and want him safe and please just let him get somewhere safe and live a happy life please I’m begging you I’ll do whatever you want pls

[yandere-kokeshi]

Please enjoy these mw2 memes that I've been laughing at for 15 minutes

[jkvjimin]

i'm not feeling well... i'm trully UNWELL

[mr-know-it-owl]

Aaaaarrggghhhhhh...! Everytime I swear I will never overeat in BBQ and everytime I end up overeating in BBQ.

[abbyslev]

I START WORK TODAY YALL IM IN TEARS

[bakubunny]

oh bunnyyy…it’s time to put some brain rot in your head.

think of this with me, shota asking you to do the binds for tomura, pretty rope work to keep the blonde in place and positioned pretty in the middle of the bed. and god does he look pretty spread out like that, lanky limbs adorned is lavender rope. and then there’s you, laid out under shota now, prone bone of course, and he’s going at you so good you’re dizzy while tomura watches rather patiently, obediently, leaky cock hard against his stomach. then right when you’re about to cum, shota stops, makes you cry out in confusion because you were being so good.

“why-“

shota just grips your chin and makes you look straight ahead at tomura, “do you really think i should reward you for such sloppy rope work, didn’t daddy teach you better knots than that?”

and you’re stunned at his meanness, pouting from under him as tomura tries not to grin.

“perhaps i have to teach my lil rope bunny what a proper bind looks like. why don’t you go find my capture weapon for me.”

just a thought idk

that -

starr that's cruel. waiting until you're just about to cum with no warning?? 😭 like not even hinting that you might not have done a good job or something??

someone send help i'm not gonna make it without getting my ass handed to me for the attitude i'm about to have.

izu anon, bby, where u at? help a girl out pls. starr is out of control.

[thechildbythesea]

Sh@t It

watching smosh play fnaf4 w/ my sister and we both absolutely lost it because of a bonnie jump scare

[vurelly]

45 minutes oh god

[cheolhub]

BRUUUHHHHHHH PLEAHDDHS SPLEADE

[yourlipisbleeding]

The Unsent Project

for Olivia

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

please accept this small collection of my favourite genres of chan as my formal apology 🫶

I can't stand you.