#my sweet lil witchie

[elsamars]

That's the thing...

You can't be your best self until you find your t r i b e.

I'm still looking for mine.

[incessantscreech2000]

Capybara witch?

In the company of sunflowers

[like-wuatafauq]

are you into witchcraft? also I like when you post a lot of butterflies :3

Thank you I'll keep that in mind, actually I don't think I've asked what you guys want me to post more of🤔

And are you asking if I like the aesthetic or if I actually practice it??

I like the aesthetic but I wouldn't really say I practice it I do lean more spiritually tho when it comes to my beliefs (I hope I answer it properly)

[bucknastysbabe]

✾ Happy Bday To A Sweet Lil Kit Named Liv ✾

Therefore I present to you:

♕ The Brother F**king Incest Spectacular ♕

For u bb @fairysluna

Rating: Explicit

Tags: TW: incest, non/con|||dub/con, degrading language, bastard hating, DAERON IS AGED UP!!!!Greens won AU, Jace’s sister reader, gang bang, so much Incest, cunnilingus, sloppy seconds, double penetration, oral sex, pnv!sex, erotic crying, humiliation, Daeron is actually scared but likes her so they run off and be happy duh, Aemond and Aegon are Insane, multiple orgasms, rough sex, m/m/m/f, Jace is broken, why is there kinda angst? Idk

A/N: I don’t tend to lean toward non-con but the brother fucking incest spectacular had been brewed so read the warnings!

“Little Lord Strong,” Aemond sneered from the lofty bed, looking down with a haughty look on his sharp features. Jace squirmed and hissed at the one-eyed prick. His dear sister was pinned between Aemond’s lean legs, face red and teary.

Daeron was quiet, a terrified look on his face as he watched the scene.

Aegon, ever the deviant, palmed himself through his breeches, other hand petting Jace’s poor sister’s hair. He was grinning wildly, violet eyes fervent with glee. He giggled as his younger brother prattled on. Aemond cocked his head towards his siblings and said, “Well. You know what they say about bastards. Lustful, devious sort. I bet she’ll open up like a Lyseni pillow girl.”

Jace barked, “Fuck you! All of you are the deviants! Defiling my maiden sister for what?”

Aegon snorted, “She’s a lovely vixen, we won and you didn’t. Therefore we get our war prizes. Wanted to see what your cunt of a mother was so infatuated by a house as shite as the Strongs.” Jace grimaced and squirmed under his bindings, chest aching at the mention of his true father. The one who had taught him to be a man. He didn’t feel much like one.

Aegon yanked back her hair and got a good look at doe brown eyes, watery with tears, lips swollen more-so than usual. She pled, “Please, please, I cannot help being o-of this nature. Have mercy my king, have mercy!” The giddiness of Aegon’s face morphed into anger.

He hissed in her face, spittle flying, “Did your lovely mother and the rogue cunt give my children mercy?”

She wailed in sorrow, apologizing for something she had nothing to do with. Aemond was wielding the Valyrian ceremonial knife, pointing it towards Jacaerys. He sniffed, “Yes, Lord Strong, was there mercy when your dead brother took my eye, slaughtered my kin, set the kingdom aflame for a seat that belonged to us trueborn?”

Jacaerys remained silent, fidgeting in his bonds, trying to find a way out. There was murder and kinslaying on both sides. The bastard thought he was justified for little Luke. Jace was angry and humiliated. Tears fell down his darkened cheeks. Daeron spoke up, a soft lilt to the youngest brother’s tone.

“You won’t get out of those. Learned the best knots down on the docks of Oldtown. Best if you just sat back and let it get on with. Customary,” he nervously looked to the elder blondes, “Customary right?”

Aegon popped up from his spewing of vitriol, laughing as he reached for more Arbor Red, “Yes, darling Daeron, customary to make sure any dragon blood gets more seed. We have to repopulate. Sorry you must get the leftover bitch as wife.”

Aemond shrugged, “She’s pretty. Had a Strong bitch in Harrenhal, witchy sort, but couldn’t trust a wench that played with magicks.” He began to take off his loose blouse, exposing pale scarred skin, lean and toned. Daeron was stockier, like Aegon but if the eldest didn’t overindulge. The king was a juxtaposition of tight burns and soft overfed flesh. Never a warrior, Jace knew that much.

Jace watched in agony as the boys divested their clothing. He sister wept and shook on the mattress, begging Daeron now. The youngest looked guilty, mouthing, “I’m sorry.” Aegon smacked the Prince from behind the head and chided, “This is your whore for tonight. Quit being the pansy.”

Daeron grumbled back, staring with flushed cheeks. Aemond pulled her ass up roughly, spreading tanned thighs, shapely from dragon riding. Jacaerys howled, “You accursed demon!” The one-eye hummed, “I’ve heard worse, Strong. Enjoy the show.”

Aegon was at full mast, eagerly stroking his thick cock, “As the king I get to fuck those pretty lips,” he smirked, “Aemond you can get her cunt. Daeron it’s either her ass or wait your turn. Feel her up a little, I don’t know.” Daeron’s lilac eyes bounced around the scene, pupils blowing at her gorgeous body, full breasts hanging below, obscene lips covered in drool.

“Go on Daeron, she’s drier than the Boneway,” Aemond frowned. Jace could hand the bastard that, he couldn’t bear to watch her be torn to shreds. Daeron’s body came closer to hers, a calloused hand tentatively rubbing her soft skin, pressing a kiss to her shoulder. She relaxed a smidgeon, nervous eyes peeking around. The brunette had pretty lashes.

The daring himself murmured, “I shan’t treat you like this my lady, we’ll go back to Old Town. J-just feel me and the sensations. Please. Please.”

She whimpered quietly at Daeron engaged her in a gentle kiss, his hand finally coming to knead and tweak her pretty tits. “This isn’t amateur hour, back off, acting like Florian and Jonquil.” Aeg snatched her jaw and ordered, “Open, bastard whore.” She did so, shaking as Aegon dropped his spit into her mouth, easing his thick cockhead into the warm opening.

“That’s better, fuck,” Aegon moaned, eyes lolled. Aemond waited patiently, while he grinned at Jace. He mused, “So easy, so pliable. That’s why your mother liked it. Wanted to control everything, the bitch.” Jace gritted back, “Your mother was a stone cold bitch and we all knew it!”

The Velaryon fumed with anger, eyes flickering to where Aegon was moaning with delight, Daeron caressing and kissing on her smooth skin. His cheeks reddened at where his thoughts were going. Merely a Targaryen instinct— inclination for the blood.

Daeron’s insistent kissing and licking had the princess biting off whines around Aegon’s cock. The king laughed, “Ah, there she is, little slut loves it after all.” Aemond played with her other entrance, feeling wetness begin to gather and dribble delightfully. He backed up and motioned towards the youngest.

“Actually, I want her wetter. Use your tongue Daeron.” Aegon giggled with glee at the idea, Jace groaned, and Daeron swallowed heavily.

He shuffled to her slit, pale eyes boggled at her most private part. His thumb slid through the moistened entrance, cock jumping in surprise. Daeron held up his thumb and suckled the essence off, eyelashes fluttering as he moaned.

“She taste s-sweet, hm?,” Aegon panted. He wouldn’t last long. Never did by all rumors and accounts. The slick noises of her mouth and Aegon’s lurid chattering was making Daeron grow impossibly hot under his skin. He grabbed handfuls of her pert ass and licked at her pretty petals, grinding into the bed.

“Seven hells— the mouth on this one!,” he giggled, “Lick at that bud Daeron, raa-right at the top, make her squeal and slick up.” The youngest did so, suckling on the hooded bud above her opening, inhaling her perfect natural scent. She squirmed and shook, crying out around Aegon. Daeron didn’t stop, intoxicated by his beautiful niece’s noises. She arched her back helplessly, whining.

Aegon gasped and pulled at her thick brown locks, shoving his cock deep into her throat— met with no resistance. He threw his short curls back, belly bouncing, lips agape. The king cried out, “Fuuuuck yess!” Jace saw his uncle’s balls draw tight and he emptied down her once pristine throat. He closed his eyes and whimpered, willing away the indecent thoughts. He could hear her coughing in the background.

Aegon, fuck dumb and lazy, pillowed himself back. He halfassedly gestured for Aemond to have her mouth. The lean man smirked as having her from this angle meant he could torture Jacaerys more. Daeron was busy exploring her, sticking fingers in and lapping excitedly.

“Slow down, you’ll blow before you get your cock in her cunny,” Aegon snorted.

Aemond easily got access, the Princess obediently opening her mouth, eyes far away and hazy. Cum was still wetting her chin, mixed with drool. Aemond wiped it away with the nearest cloth, finding a distaste to be so close to Aegon’s glob of spend. He tilted her head up so the taller Targaryen could ease his long cock down her throat.

“Stick your dick in already, she’s wetter than the Greenblood,” Aegon snapped, greedily gulping wine. He shouted, “Isn’t this just wonderful Jace! Maybe we’ll cut your cock off and make you a handmaiden to this lovely girl.” Jace whimpered, utterly broken and confused. He was so hard it hurt, yet everything disgusted him.

Daeron held his cock, lilac eyes focused on her hole, dipping the tip in, before getting shoved further by one of her frantic hands. Aemond laughed, “Mm! She likes you. We’ll all have to take a test filling her cunt up. Make sure the seed takes.”

The youngest brother’s vision grew blurry as he registered the delicious feeling surrounding his cock. It was better than anything he had tried on himself. She was warm, tight, and pulsing around Daeron’s member. He gripped her hips and fucked wildly, groaning and panting her name.

“Should have taken his virgin ass to the brothels in Old Town when we visited.”

“All the more fun, two little virgins, isn’t that right Lord Strong?,” Aemond jabbed in glee. Jace let out an agonized moan, his balls aching and full. His sister’s gorgeous cries and debauched frame was making him feel insane. Aegon’s nonsensical laugh broke through the haze, making Jace more ashamed…more aroused.

Daeron panted and laid kisses up her back, breathlessly praising, “Oh you feel so good, tell me what to do, please?” Aemond, snapping his hips into the Velaryon’s mouth jeered, “Listen to what the wretch had to say, touch her button.”

Aegon slurred, already stroking his cock again, “When she comes, s’like heaven, milking ya’ cock.”

Daeron reached around to settle between them, circling around her swollen nub, feeling her cunt pulse and hearing excited keening. He pinched and pulled harder, the cries turning into little whimpers as she drew tighter and tighter around him. Daeron felt his eyes crossing at the pressure, fucking harder in a last effort.

Aemond pinched a bouncing teat of hers and ordered, “Come now, Strong slut. Serve your superiors.” He pulled out and watched the scene, on his haunches. The brunette was wailing and crying Daeron’s name. “Oh Gods please, don’t stop, f-fa-feels s’good! What’s- oh my- happening?”

Jace never wished he could be freed more than now, eyes glued to her twitching body, plump lips shining in the dull light. His cock was leaking profusely, needing an outlet for his swollen sac. Daeron gasped as she gushed all over his cock, sniveling and sucking in breath. Tears leaked down her gorgeous face.

The youngest Targaryen just sat in a daze, her throbbing pussy hitting him with wave of wave of ecstasy, his cock unloading all he could have carried into her womb. He selfishly hoped his seed would take, so that his wife’s child was truly his. He kissed and rubbed on her until Aegon cast him aside, laughing, “My turn, lover boy.”

Daeron’s eyes flickered to Jace, whining softly with a red face. His cock had soaked the front of his small clothes, huge member swollen and needy. Gods, the depravity. He absently wondered if the girl was supposed to be Jace’s if it weren’t for the twins.

Aegon was a lazy fuck, making the girl get on top of him and ride and ride until her shaky legs gave out. The king smacked her ass roughly, barking, “You can do better than that with all that dragon riding. Lazy whore.” She whimpered and bounced harder, squeezing Aegon’s soft midsection tight. He moaned, “Soooo much better. Good little bitch.”

He filled her up next with a sloppy finish, leaving some on her belly and legs, proposing, “Since Jace is so needy, we should make him clean her up.” Aemond seemed to love that idea, eagerly fucking her into the soft bed, her legs thrown high up his long body.

He bit and sucked a collar of markings around her neck, snarling, “You belong to us now, no black, no-ngh, fucking greens, just the Targaryens.” She whimpered, “Yes, yes, I belong to you, the rightful family.” Aemond smacked her around some more, around the ass and thighs. He pumped with long strokes, powerful and measured.

Daeron was taking notes. Because she was heaving and clawing his shoulders, mewling when he’d plunge into her ruined cunt. Blood had already dried on the bed. Aegon crawled over and pointed her wet eyes to Jace.

“You want brother dearest to clean you up after? Lick your sore cunny up, coddle you? Or Daeron?”

She scrunched her face up, obviously distressed. Jace whined pathetically, “Sister, sister please, let me, let me?” He was humping the air now, utterly broken and debauched. Aemond smacked her cheek none-to-hard and smarted, “Your king asked you a question!”

She wailed out, “Both! Need both! Gods please! Mmmm!” Aemond’s one eye rolled up at her releasing yet again. She still had some in her, coating his long cock with the gorgeous essence. The long haired prince pumped her for the final time full of his cum, slapping her ass another time for good measure. She shivered and cried, Daeron already to the rescue.

Who knew such a powerful fighter had such a weak heart. Aegon laid back like a cat who got the cream, watching Jacaerys sob and shiver. He’d cum. The evidence was sticky and soaking his small clothes. The princess took one look and begged, “C-can he join? Lick me up like you said my liege?”

Aegon shrugged, “Aemond and I will watch for safety. Can’t believe Lord Strong came in his small clothes watching his sister get fucked by the enemies. I thought we were fucked up.”

“Like you’ll do shite you oaf,” Aemond muttered as he slit the ropes binding Jace. The brunette stumbled to his sister, squatting between her soaked cunt. It was still a bit stretched, puffy and oozing copious amounts of ‘dragonseed’. He began to cry in shame as he cleaned her up.

Daeron softly murmured, “I’ll take good care of her, you’ve been good. So good.” Jace blushed and kept licking, eating up his sister’s sighs of pleasure, Daeron’s long fingers in his dark hair. What a fucking mess this was.

Aegon and Aemond merely laughed like devilish imps. Sadists. “Oh she’ll take the seed alright, she better or we do this again,” he tapped his chin, “We can’t taint her bastardized blood further, so just licking cunny for you dear nephew.”

[hwashotcheeto]

I've sent this to another account but I have to say it here. Black Cat hybrid Wooyo x Witch/Wizard Reader

👀 Anon, you get a gold star for this.

⭐️

I'll make an exception for lil ramble thoughts because I love this.

Fluff first, smut below, no warnings, have fun. 💜

Black Cat!Wooyoung would be so cute. 😭 With his fluffy cute ears, his little tail, aughhh I love kitty hybrids.

You're doing your little witchy things in your cottage, looking over your spell books or sorting through your herbs when he comes along and nudges you for attention.

"What you doin?" He asks you as he nuzzles his head into yours, hugging you from behind.

"Working," you say, continuing your task.

But Wooyoung wanted your attention. He didn't want you to bother with the herbs, or the books, he just wanted you.

When you brought him in on that dark night he pawed at your door, he knew you were a witch, and he didn't care, he was just happy to have a home.

And slowly, a love grew between you two. He loved you, he adored you, and everything you did. You loved your sweet, chaotic kitty.

Except now, when he was deliberately trying to pull you away from your current task.

"But love, I need your help," he whines, hugging you tighter, trying to pull you away from the counter.

"Wooyoung-"

"Pleaseeee, you've been working all day, I want attention."

You turned around to tell him off, but when you saw the big eyes he was giving you, the pout, the way his ears were down, your frustration and resistance melted away.

"Okay, fine, we can cuddle, kitty," you sighed. Wooyoung happily mewed as he hugged you tight again, and you smiled as you hugged him back.

Smut under here 👀

But could you IMAGINE how Wooyoung would squeak and mew when you fuck him?? SO SUBBYYY!

Riding him or fucking him bent over, making him scream and squeal, mewing out desperately, crying out your name for more.

"Mistress/Master, please don't stop! I can take it, please, give me more! Don't stop!"

And so you do, and you watch him melt and cry and squirm, screaming your name, so blissed out and overwhelmed, just how he wants.

Because he's so obsessed with you, your touches, the love you give him.

And if he eats you out/sucks you off?? LORD I love the idea of Wooyoung going down on you-

Looking up at you with his pretty eyes, hoping you'll pull his hair and smack his face. Calling him a little desperate slut, a dirty whore.

He LIVES for it, he LOVES it.

His little black tail swishing behind him, curling up when you pull on his hair, oh my God-

He'd let out the prettiest cries when he's overestimated. His ears folded down, tears streaming down his cheeks, his tail curled up tight as he's mewing and sobbing your name.

"Mistress/Master, please, enough! I was good, please, no more!"

But we all know he loves it.

Such a pretty boy, screaming when he cums, arching his back, oh, so beautiful.

And of course, you'd cuddle him and pet him, clean him up, tell him how good of a kitty he was afterwards.

Because he's a good kitty. He deserves it. 💜

Imma go lay down now 😵‍💫 Kitty Wooyoung, fuuuuck yes 🤤

[midheavenastrology]

✿❁Observations on Venus ♀︎and Mars♂︎ signs ❁✿

🍵Virgo - so Virgo rules the 6th house of health/well being. Virgo is also the perfectionist. Y’all have definite HIGH ass standards (I can relate: I’m a Virgo moon) what I’ve noticed is that strong virgo placements tend to like “fit” peeps, like they admire when you work out or have some kind of work out routine. Oh and plz be clean and smell nice 4 them 🧼🫧🧴😇 also “acts of service” is their Numbero uno love language “ babe I took out the trash 444 u 😏”

🍵Leo: y’all rule the heart ❤️ chakra so it’s really about love for u. Like u care less about looks and more about how much ur heart feels in tune with them. U love romance, but old school romance 💘 like 🍷 wine and dine 🍛🍽️me then call me daddy 😩lol. U usually date someone who’s a lil high maintenance, maybe a bit of a drama queen/king🤴👸iz da royal vibe tho.

🍵Capricorn : It’s def about brains for u 🧠🧐Like u can’t do dum dum babes- it makes u pucker in disdane. U want someone with goals, dreams. Someone who u can stand next 2 and be proud of. Like, this bish is a CEO of their company 🤑damnnnn. U like structure/control. Ur probs a bit of a control freak. 🪢It’s otay, just remember u can only control ur own needs. Truth is u need to feel secure to let ur guard down (probs where the control comes in) just like ur sister sign Cancer 🤗

🍵Aquarius: similar to Virgo, y’all tend to like fit, skinner peeps. You like someone that’s a little off the cuff, whether it’s how they think, dress or have like one lazy eye or some shit. 😎😎😎 the cool underdogs are ur cup of tea 🍵 for shore. U enjoy space in the relationship. Space literally 👽🛸and space between seeing each other..like u can literally go weeks without hangin with the other. My Pisces Venus shudders lol 😂

🍵Cancer: you’re the mother, the nurturer 🌝 so u want someone that is compassionate, sweet 🍰🍭🧁and receptive. You don’t like when someone is 2 aggressive 👿Just like the crab 🦀 u hide in ur shell 🐚 if someone is like “hey bb, let’s fuck” Just like the tides of the moon 🌚 🌝u can be moody so u need someone to be able to hold ur emotions. Be gentle with them. Be patient. The sweetest love 💗

🍵Scorpio: ya’ll naturally attract mystics 🪄🧚‍♂️🧝‍♀️and witchy 🧙‍♀️types. Who’s to say these types are ur ideal tho. Maybe they be, maybe not. U like deep deep divin into the psychological 🔎👩‍🏫underpinnings of ur lover. U want 2 kno every lover they’ve had before u, u just do ok, even if it hurts u. Lol. U like deep, soulful seggs 🫦🤫When u trust, u give endlessly, but when ur betrayed, u get daggers 🗡️ in ur eyes.

🍵Aries: oh gawd, y’all just love the chase 🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♂️don’t u ? 🍒 u love it so much that when things settle down, u don’t know what to do with yourself lol. Das why, u love independence, u also like it when the person is direct, but plz let an Aries take the lead lol. U like when the person surprises you 😱🤯😲keeps things fresh 🍑🍆Clingy is the opposite of what u need. But u contradict because ur secretly a BiG baby 👶🏻🍼🤗inside that needs to be coddled lol. Dilemma 🤔

🍵Pisces: it me ! So Venus is exalted in Pisces. It means Venus just LOVES 🥰🥰🥰being in Pisces, it’s the honorary guest y’all. So sweet, so sentimental, so love. Gotta be careful tho, cus u can put peeps on pedestals 🧎‍♀️🛐with dem rose 🌹 colored glasses 🤓 lol. If you’ve ever been loved by a Venus in Pisces, count urself lucky 🍀 AF. They will love u so deeply, cosmically 🔮and without boundaries- the purest love on this earth plane y’all. I cry 🥺🥺🥺

🍵Gemini: I like to call this Venus placement, mind fuckers: u fuck with ur mind 💭💬🗯️All the air placements do honestly. No mind connection, GTFO. I’d say y’all are less sexually aggressive tbh. More flowy (unless u got some srs fire placements, cus fire placements do be smashing all day long) again, like Aquarius, u like space 🛸☄️🚀in ur relationships. Hella flirty 🫦🫦🫦with ur words (most air placements are btw) one thing; if these cats lose interest in u, the number 1 tall tell sign is they stop communicating 🙊🙊🙊as frequently lol

🍵Sagittarius: usually you’re into foreign peeps, because Sag rules the 9th house of foreign places 🌁🌆🌌🚞🧳🚢You like the unknown, so u seek it. Someone who speaks a different language 🗣️than u is such a turn on. Someone who drinks coffee differently from u is such a turn on. Ur less discriminatory when it comes to looks- very open minded 🙌After all, y’all are the explorers of the zodiac. You want to explore ALL the options big, small, in between etc 😏😏😏

🍵Taurus: cus ur ruled by Venus…ngl, u like pretty, u like beauty 💋💄👗. U like when someone is put together and cute. U like good manners and nice smells 👃U like to take it slow and steady, becus they always win 🏆 the race ya kno ? U like sensory feels, like ur probs into some domination in bed yes yes ??? ⛓️🔗U like honesty, consistency and stability. Don’t lie to them…you’ll never be forgiven ever ever ever.

🍵Libra: also ruled by Venus, so u like someone clean, lean and charming. Ur a natural flirt 🫦so u don’t mind if ur other is one too. Keeps things fresh right ? U like someone that says please and thank you. Ur a sucker for a pretty face, but a bigger sucker for a pretty brain. The two combined: big time score 4 u. Y’all really love love 🥰🥰🥰u like bein in love and thinkin about it and romanticizing about it but when ur in it, u just can’t decide - u probs left someone on read a couple times and ghosted 👻them cus u felt pressure to decide lol. 🥲

Das all y’all ! Hope this was helpful 🤗🤗🤗

Thanks so much 444 reading and supporting !

Love y’all 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[sunflowersteves]

🔮 — practical magic; headcanons [character + scenario]

eddie munson x witchy! reader

yesss babes!! love witches 😌 I’m making it into a format for blurbs bc I don’t wanna do bullet points alsksksk

warnings || a lil angsty, mentions of bullying, so much fluff

“Who the fuck did this?”

Right as Eddie walked into his trailer, he saw you curled up on the couch with tears streaming down your cheeks.

He thought he was going to be able to greet you with a perky kiss and run into the kitchen so you could carve some pumpkins.

However, he was met with tear-stained cheeks and a sullen expression that had your eyebrows creased and a frown etched across your lips.

And he hated it.

He didn’t waste any time before plopping himself on the couch and taking you into his arms.

“Who did this to you, baby?” His fingers drew small circles into your back as you sobbed into his neck. “Hmm?”

He tried to hide the gruff anger that rested on the tip of his tongue, but he couldn’t help it. He knew Hawkins could be a cruel place for people like you and him.

He could handle it most of the time, but he’s not sure how much he could handle the thought of you, his ray of sunshine in the darkest of clouds, having to deal with nasty assholes.

You huffed out a breath, “t-those girls across the street from steve’s.” Eddie tired to keep his cool to let you explain, but damn was it hard as hell.

“T-They saw my crystal and snatched it from before I could react. They smashed it to the ground, Eddie! They broke my charm!”

Tears sprung toward your eyes again and if it weren’t for Eddie’s sweet lips pressing up against your cheeks and his hands caressing your hips, you would’ve burst into tears again.

“Shh, baby. I’ve got you, okay?” You nod against his shoulder, hands tightening around him. “I’ve got you.”

His face fell at the desperation from your hands to cling onto him—the need to be by him. His own hands felt like they were starting to shake and his eyes darkened in thought.

Who the fuck did they think they were?

How dare they take something from you, smash it to the ground, and then act like they weren’t the issue?

Fuck that. Fuck them.

“Baby? Sweetheart?”

You give him a little squeeze to show you were listening. He moved his head to look down at you, “Make them pay.”

You blinked, brain going into a fuzz from his words.

“I saw that little spell book of yours the other day. I saw some shit in there that could give ‘em hell.” A devious grin spread across his cheeks.

“Make them pay.”

“Oh, Eddie. You don’t have to tell me twice.”

Finally, he smiled and so did you. “That’s my girl.”

[buckyalpine]

Personal Pillow AU drabbles

18+ minors dni

Bucky x f reader

A lil drabble for our personal pillow AU, I love them too, so so much!! @elle14-blog1​

Warnings: FLUFF!! Bucky and boobs

Word count: 427

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Imagine him trying to find any excuse to shove his face into your boobs. You never deny him and yet he feels like he should have a reason to shove his head into your shirt. "Bubba?" You look up at him while he shuffles nervously on his feet, he clearly wants something but doesn't know what to do "What's wrong baby?"

You giggle when his eyes light up, pouncing on you and stuffing his face right in between your tits, sighing contently. "Whatcha doin' Buck?" You bite back a smirk while he peeks up at you from inside your shit, his sweet innocent eyes twinkling with mischief.

"My nose is cold" He grins before smushing his face back, nuzzling against your skin.

__________________ *squish* *squish squish*

*squish squish squish*

"hehe boobies"

"Okay seriously? You're supposed to be helping me with my body lotion Bucky"

You playfully roll your eyes, stark naked on the bed while Bucky kneads and paws at your boobs like a cat. He wanted to take care of you today, taking a nice hot bath together and massaging your skin with your favorite lotion.

Instead, he's gotten distracted, giggling and staring at your tits, with zero intention of moisturizing the rest of your body, he’s in his happy place and you will not tell him to stop. 

____________________ “C’mon baby, it’s just me, your Bucky” He smirked while you shied away, whining when he moved your arms out of the way, groaning at the way the lace perfectly encased your pretty tits. 

“That’s it baby, you look precious doll, all this just for me” 

You feel your cheeks heat up, peeking up at him through your lashes while he takes a few more pictures, he’s never been so happy for modern technology. 

“Buckyyy stopppp” You bury yourself under the sheets, giggling when he chases after you, wrapping his arms around you and pinning you to the bed. 

“Why princess, I want to remember these pretty tits for when I can’t see you” 

You look away from him while he kisses you all over, you’d never get used to the way he gazed at you with so much love and passion. He throws the bedsheet off, while you relax, your hair splayed on the pillow, his dogtags resting between your clevage. 

“My pretty little angel” His hand slips up to unclasps your bra, pulling the lace down to free your boobs, “My beautiful baby” 

He snaps the last few pictures before putting his phone away, coming down to snuggle in his favorite place to be. 

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[xdaddysprincessxx]

Fic Author Self Rec ✨

rules: when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 🤍

Thanks for the tag @beefrobeefcal !😘🫶🏼

This was hard 😅 but here it is:

1) Cabin in the Woods - Dave York x f reader

This is my baby! My very first fic 🥹

2) Scarecrow - Serial Killer Farmer Joel Miller x f reader

Now here’s my fave. My lil honey bun. I have a soft spot for dark romance and love a good serial killer au 😅 and my sweet farmer Joel was and still is my favorite I’ve written so far. I think about him often

3) Fear Thy Neighbor - Serial killer Joel x librarian f reader

lol @ me when I said farmer Joel was a one shot. 🤡 it’s okay tho he’s my fave and he deserves love and he found it! Also huge shoutout to @neverwheremoonchild for their love for them and talking to me and brainstorming with me ❤️

4) Pieces of Him - Cult leader Joel Miller x f reader

Uh yea I am a sucker for Joel Miller, throw in cult leader au and you’ve got me 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you haven’t noticed by now I love writing more dark/horror esque stuff and this was fun to create.

5) In Every Lifetime - Demon Ezra x Witch f reader

I have been so slow at writing this one but I love my Ezra so much! I have huge plans for these two and I promise we will get back to them soon!❤️

These were in no particular order but these are def my personal faves if I had to pick lol also I appreciate every single of you who reads my stuff, you guys are angels! ❤️❤️

Npt: @bonezone44 @gasolinerainbowpuddles @juletheghoul @foli-vora @strang3lov3

[surrealist-freakish-gremlin]

Welcome to my circus!

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕄𝕖

🪀 You can call me Gremz! I'm 20 y/o :)

🤹 My pronouns: 〄 he/him/his/himself 〄 they/them/theirs/themselves 〄 it/it/its/itself 〄 pup/pups/pups/pupself 〄 mush/mush/mushes/mushself 〄 bone/bone/bones/boneself 〄 void/void/voids/voidself 〄 star/star/stars/starself 〄 crit/critter/critters/critterself 〄 bub/bubs/bubbles/bubbleself

🍭 I am a transmasc genderfluid person who has xenogenders. I am pan and demi (both romatic and sexual) as well as polyamorous.

🍹My kins: 〄 crow 〄 cockatoo 〄 dog 〄 wolf 〄 axolotl 〄 fruit bat 〄 satyr/faun 〄 cryptid 〄 gremlin

🪗 I am a puppy regressor ▼・ᴥ・▼

��� I am miscecanis and identify as an omega. My scent is sweet orange with notes of cedar wood and coffee grounds.

🪇 I am cringepunk af ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

🌌 I'm autistic with a side of ADHD

🪔 I am a kinkster (seperate post for my kinks and stuff) -> If that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me! Everything on this blog innapropriate for minors or littles is tagged appropriately so you do not have to see it; if that still makes you uncomfy, no need to come send hate, the block button is right there /gen /nbr

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▶ I reblog on @gremz-collection

[pollenallergie]

so i was watching say yes to the dress w/ my family and now my brain is melting thinking about billy and your wedding 🥺 he would be so excited to propose, and even though he couldn’t get you an extravagant ring, he would save enough to get something dainty from a local jeweler and present it to you on a nice evening walk. of course you’d say yes to him, and even though he’d let you take the lead with the planning, he would accompany you to each meeting (except for the dress fitting of course). the wedding would be v intimate with less than 30 people, maybe in a garden or a small barn. he would go through extra measures to make sure his hair looks nice and his suit fits him well (at least moreso than his usual baggy clothing). he would be so nervous that his ticks would get much more prominent, but all of his anxiety about the day would fade when he saw you in your dress. your hair and makeup highlighted your features when they caught the light, and the dress accentuated your figure perfectly. he cries when you exchange your rings and vows, and your whole bodies light up when you share your wedding kiss. the reception is a quaint luncheon with many a sentimental toast from your nearest and dearest, and your first dance reminds you of why you fell in love with him but also his growth (he almost trips you with his two left feet, but catches you and strokes your hair as he giggles and apologizes). your flight to your honeymoon is the next morning, so you plan to stay the night at your home, but that won’t stop billy from lifting you up and carrying you over the threshold, kissing up and down your neck and grinding against you as he helps you get out of your dress. usually you’d take the time to really tease him and maybe suck him off before jumping to actual sex, but you practically rip his clothes off his body and spin him around so he’s on top of you, guiding his gorgeous cock to your entrance and begging him to breed you so you can make him a daddy. the night is spent with him filling you up time and time again, whimpering out i love yous and dreams for the future. god i just need him so bad! also, i have many more thots including general nsfw headcanons (like what he’s packing) and thoughts about domestic living with him (like adopting a dog with him, what he’d be like as a dad, cooking dinner with him, etc) so lemme know if you want to humor me with those! -🍊

the way that every single word of this is absolutely correct 😭😭 i need him!! i want one!! where can i get my own billy in real life??? do i have to like… find a recipe somewhere and bake him with a lil witchy magic or… sell my soul to satan himself… or is the precious, handsome man available for purchase somewhere??? 💖💖

honestly, you’re right, that sweet lil puppy would be so excited to propose. and, no, he wouldn’t have the money to buy you some extravagant ring… BUT, i’ve said it before and i’ll continue saying it until my fucking thumbs fall off from typing it so much:

billy does something 1000x better than buying you some super expensive ring… he takes jewlery making classes at the local community centre so that he can make you your dream engagement ring with his own two lovely (and very talented 😏) hands. why? because that man is dedicated to you, mind, body, and soul, and he enjoys making you nice things!!! and spoiling you!! and making you cry happy tears/tears of joy while you flash him that brilliant, lovely smile of yours! oh my godddd he’s so fucking in love with you, like it’s almost gross how lovey dovey he is… or at least it would be gross if you weren’t just as in love with him.

the image of billy in nice suit with his hair all done up, crying tears of wonder and joy as he sees you walking down the aisle… yeah, yeahhhh, that’ll do it 😭😭😭😭

definitely sobs during your vows but honestly like… your definitely crying too because you’re both just hopeless romantic lil goobers who somehow managed to find solace and safety and comfort and love in each other amongst all the harshness and noise of the world around you.

awww dancing with my snuggly sweet billygoat *sniffles* that’s the dream 💖💖 personally, i think billy would request that you two dance to some classic love song, something that’s probably a lil cheesy because well… you’re both a lil cheesy, let’s be real. the kind of love you two have is that wholesome, ooey gooey, cheesy kind of love. sure, it has its fair share of ups and downs, but you that soft, fluffy love never fades. it’s not the love you’ll hear about in fairytales, it’s more realistic than that, but it’s still lovely and wonderful and sweet all the same. he’s not your prince charming, no, that implies some sort of level of perfection that no one could ever possibly reach and that, frankly, you’d never even try to ask him to reach. no, he’s just… he’s your billy. he’s himself and he’s in love with you and he’s just as much yours as you are his (which is to say completely and forevermore), and that’s all you could ever want in a man because, honestly, billy knight is amazing and the way he loves is amazing too. 💖💖

and OH MY GODDDD he’d be so needy as soon as the two of you got in the car to leave the reception. if it weren’t for the sake of the kind driver your friends hired so you two wouldn’t have to actually drive yourselves home on your wedding night, he would’ve very carefully taken that dress off of you (because it’s beautiful and you look like a goddess in it and he wants to save it forever and ask you to wear again in a year so he can marry you all over again because dear god this is the best day of his life and he wants to relieve it as much as possible because it’s just so magnificent and wonderful) and fucked you right in the backseat of the car. but he endeavored to be patient… simply for the sake of Paul, your nice, friendly driver who deserves to not be traumatized by the image of two complete strangers going at it like rabbits in the back seat of his fancy car. however, the minute you two gross the threshold of your front door, it’s fair game and billy’s on you the minute he sets you down (probably before he even sets you down tbh).

also the way that he would definitely moan out the words “yeah, that’s it. make me a daddy, petal. fuck, make me cum, baby. gonna make me a daddy, right, love?” while you ride him within an inch of his life… yeah… that.

definitely wakes up and starts kissing your belly in the morning as if your baby is already in there. probably (definitely) says hello to the little clump of cells too. he’s like “daddy can’t wait to meet you, little one.” and you’re like, “bill… we don’t even know if i’m pregnant yet, slow your roll.” but nahhh billy knows, in his heart of hearts, billy knows that his baby is right there, safe and sound in their mama’s womb, growing and growing, just waiting til the day that they get to meet their daddy.

… does that mean he stops fucking you full of his cum? no, no it does not. better to be safe than sorry, right? if the little goober isn’t in there yet, they sure will be by the time your honeymoon is over, billy’s making sure of it.

also pleaseee i beg, i plead gimme moreeeee you kind, lovely, beautiful, generous anon. the chokehold that your asks have on me… babe, its unwavering like i’m HOOKED. i, and i don’t mean this lightly, am so fucking grateful for you 💖💖

[safyresky]

This was the most anticlimactic finale I have EVER seen in my life??

IT WAS SO. ANTICLIMACTIC. LIKE. THE MAD SANTA AND SCOTT STANDOFF? THE UN-NUTCRACKERING OF MY BOY???? SANDRA'S POWERS??? I JUST. WHERE IS THE GROWTH. WHY CAN'T THEY GIVE US MORE TIME FOR ALL THE GROWTH. AH. BAD!

On that note, tho, things I actually quite liked, maybe even LOVED???? I thoroughly enjoyed the episode. Well, MOST of it. Especially:

Betty and Olga's whole toymaking thing lol that was cute and sweet

NOEL! EVERYTHING NOEL! TAKING CHARGE! BROKERING A PEACE! AMAZING

Kris tagging along, lol, what a vibe. "Holy crap! Ice bergs???!?!?!?!" (chokes on a bug)

Mad Santa and Olga acknowledging their toxicity with one another

Sandra calling Cal Buddy, THANK YOU QUEEN

Sandra's whole VIBE tbh. The witchy/goth prom look, her powers being like. Based on Christmas spirit!

Betty and Olga AGAIN, I really really REALLY loved how that went and LOVED how they were like "we're really quite the same"

Meanwhile Noel and the rest of the gnomes are like "Oh! Glad y'all caught up! Tea?"

Good for Magnus, going back and performing!! Good for him!!! I loved seeing him THRIVE with the sax!!!

and I'm really glad Magnus was like "Kris's place made me feel JOY", we LOVE TO SEE PEOPLE WITH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT REASSURED AND VALIDATED!

Everything about Mrs. Claus tbh. Carol, my belovedddddd~ freaking out about Buddy and and and having the RANGE, GOD, Elizabeth Mitchell fans, you are all SO RIGHT!

So basically everything that DIDN'T involve Santa? I'm kinda shooketh. Why was that episode so chill compared to all the other ones??? I obtained MINIMAL psychic damage (perhaps I have an immunity now??? WHO'S TO SAY!)

Santa's lines are all delivered so unenthusiastically and he just. GOD. You know how in The Christmas Invasion Ten looks at Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, then goes over to her assistant and is like "doesn't she look tired"? I feel like we could totally do that to Tomothy and just. End him. Then and there.

KRIS. He's really cool. Like I unironically enjoy him. He a little naive but BOY DOES HE HAVE THE SPIRIT! AND I LOVE THAT! Honestly, they could've had him be the next Santa and he'd be AMAZING at it tbh! he was very underused and that was a SHAME. Remember in episode 1 when we saw his dad for like 3 seconds and I thought "wow we could have a whole father figure angle here!" as if the writing in this show could actually decently do something like this

Get his ass count for this episode: about 5

Again, I keep getting hung up on the weird choices and the lore????????

Weird choices: having the underlying theme of Betty/Olga fight being I WANT THAT TOY NO IT'S MINE was weird?? You could've done it differently to get them to the Workshop to chat. you could have had them call one another out with their toymaking skills? And go from there?????? IT WOULD'VE BEEN EASY TO DO

Weird choices: Bringing Kris up??? I LOVED it, he was perf comedic relief--like, if anyone in this universe should have loony toon powers (see: him appearing in the cell behind Mad Santa and everyone being like OH YOU'RE HERE TOO), it's Kris. 100%

My mood @ Kris is very much:

yes. I made a meme about it. I just really appreciate him, especially in this episode? HE'S JUST FULL OF CRIBMAS SPIRIT!!! FUCK!

Lore things I had issues with:

1. "But a witch...born at the North Pole...could!"

2. "You've got a history"/"I've read your history! You were a GREAT Santa!" and also "Way to go Noel! I always KNEW you'd make a great head elf!"

3. "Storied apex of the globe"

(not direct quotes)

"But a witch...born at the North Pole...COULD"

As a disclaimer: I quite like Sandra having cribmas witch magic, and I like the idea that she's a lil different bc of being born at the Pole. HOWEVER. The execution/explanation is...mid. WHY is it that Sandra being a human witch born at the NP CAN un-nutcracker Cal??? Where is the EXPLANATION!??!!? WHAT ABOUT IT MAKES HER DIFFERENT FROM OTHER WITCHES? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE "storied apex of the globe" COMMENT NOEL MAKES WHEN HE'S BEING A BAMF AND HYPING UP THE GNOMES? IS IT LEY LINES??? LIKE. WHAT IS THE EXPLANATION?

I would be FINE with suspending my disbelief if they had maybe just GIVEN THE CONCEPTS AND CHARACTERS TIME TO GROW!!! You could've rewritten the whole entire "we're stealing doing Easter!" episode and instead SOLELY FOCUS ON MAGIC. Have Befana react more mildly and go "this is different, come along" and bring Sandy to her lil cabin while they try to figure it out and THEN drop the "she was born at the NP and this is why she ca do such a powerful spell" and then have someone go what why?? AND BOOM. BEFANA GIVES US EXPOSITION, WE LEARN, SANDRA CAN HAVE A PLOTTY ARC WHERE SHE'S LIKE "no, I can't do that, that's. Girl that's crazy" to have the build to her un-nutcrackering Buddy have more of an OOMPF, you know? IT'S THAT EASY. ARGH.

2. "you've got a history/I've read your history" (A) and "I always knew you could do it Noel!" (B)

2. a) HOW COULD YOU HAVE READ THE HISTORY WHEN THE ELVES RIPPED OUT THE PAGE AND BURNT IT? WAS IT YOUR SANTA SENSES? HELLO? IF SO, WHY DIDN'T THEY SHOW US MORE OF THAT?? MAYBE SUBPLOT FOR SCOTT WHILE SANDY IS LEARNING ABOUT HER COOL MAGIC, HE'S LIKE OKAY. INTO THE YULE VERSE, LET'S LEARN ABOUT MAD SANTA. AND GIVE IT SOME PROPER TIME TO BE ESTABLISHED! LET SCOTT SEE HOW MAGNUS WAS BEFORE HE GOT PARANOID AND DISPATCHED BY THE ELVES! THEN MAYBE. JUST MAYBE. THE ANTI-CLIMATIC SANTA VS SANTA SHOWDOWN WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AS ANTI-CLIMACTIC BECAUSE SCOTT BE KNOWING THAT MAGNUS WAS GOOD AND IS JUST HAVING SOME RELATABLE ISSUES, AND THE PAYOFF WOULD BE BETTER!

2. b)

OH REALLY. DID YOU SANTA? DID YOU? BECAUSE I HAVE MOTHER FUCKING RECEIPTS:

I REST MY FUCKING CASE, SANTA.

(also I got a DAMN GOOD Noel snip. You GO NOEL. SHOW SCOTT WHO'S THE FUCKING BOSS! YEAH!!!! YEAH BABY!!!)

3. "The storied apex of the globe."

YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS ON ME. ON ALL OF US. AND NOT ELABORATE. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ALL THE STORY CREATURES LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE BC IT'S AN APEX? A NEXUS? FUCKING ELABORATE ON THAT! ADD IT TO THE REWRITTEN STEAL EASTER EPISODE. STOP DUMPING LORE WITHOUT ELABORATING. WHAT! DOES! IT! MEAN! AHHHHH (explodes)

(reconstitutes)

Whew! Glad I got all that out of my system!!!

Other odds and ends that did NOT hit:

"I went to MIT" I'm with Edie on this one tbh. Also, where is the MUFFIN institute of tech. At the North Pole? WHERE??? YOU CAN'T DROP HINTS THAT ALL MAGICAL CREATURES ARE THERE AND NOWHERE ELSE WITH AN AREA THAT SMALL. THAT'S WHY CRYSTAL SPRINGS IS A GD CONTINENT OF A LANDMASS!!!! AH!

ANTICLIMACTIC SANTA VS SANTA MOMENT! IT WAS SO DRY AND DROLL AND JUST. IT DID N O T HIT. SEE ABOVE POINTS.

ALL OF SANTA SCOTT'S BITS. SO FLAT AND DRY!!!!! SOMEONE PUSH HIM OFF A ROOF AND MAKE SURE HE S T A Y S DOWN

Mad Santa about 100 times: "I'M NOT A DUMB STUPID HUMAN LIKE YOU" THEN WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR CAROL TO HAVE MORE OF AN ARC THAN "overbearing mom" AND "token WE PASSED FEMINISM" rep, especially with Elizabeth Mitchell putting her WHOLE ASS SELF INTO IT! SHE HAS THE RANGE! A SHAME SHE'S STUCK WITH FLAT ASS TOMOTHY AND GLASS CEILING REFERENCES!!!

HECK, I'D LOVE IT IF BOTH PARENTS HAD MORE TIME TO REALIZE THEY WEREN'T BEING GREAT! OR EVEN, DIDN;T HAVE THAT PLOTLINE AND WERE JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE BUT NOT SURE HOW TO GO ABOUT IT AND MAKING MISTAKES BUT LEARNING TO FIX EM!

I sighed loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood ALL TWO REWATCHES WHEN THEY SHOEHORNED THE MOVIE FLASHBACKS IN. WHEN THEY REVEALED THAT KRIS WAS THE HOUSE OF KAYAK KID FROM TSC 1. WHEN THEY THREW ALL THE OLD "he is drinking out of the mug SEE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN HERE" flashback sequence in. uGH S T O P!!!! IT WAS BAD IN THE THIRD MOVIE AND IT'S W O R S E IN THE SERIES

(in Yzma voice) WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE THAT AMULET? BC HE'S SECRETIVE? GIVE ME MORE INFO!!! (flips a table)

CURTIS EXPLODED. CURTIS WENT TO KRIBBLE KRABBLE AND NEVER CAME BACK. WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER HE EXPLODED??? (@shittyelfwriter and I both agree AFTER lol)

I figure he was patient 0 for Curtis-itis, hence the name! Maybe almost 'sploded but instead went nope! I need to kribble krabble!

I mean, he would uphold it, of course, the MOMENT after he became head elf bc he loves rules so heckin much lol

Regardless, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

An aside: I read an article talking about that piece of info and the person who wrote it was like "Curtis stans will be happy to know (we know you're out there!)"

(me, squinting) where. where. I don't see them. I see the Elizabeth Mitchell/Carol stans (on occasion. I stumble into them like I made a wrong turn lol). The Bernard stans (how could you NOT see them they're everyone lol), The JACK STANS (guilty as fucking charged), but have yet to see CURTIS STANS. Mostly just Curtis appreciators??? y'all are cool tho. He is a funky lil stressed out nerd. Deffs NOT a management guy lol. Give him a couple hundred or so more years first :-)

HOW AND WHY DID MAGNUS GO INTO THE JAIL. WE ARE MISSING A SCENE. BIG TIME. WHERE DID IT GO. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CUT THAT ONE MY DUDES. MAYBE THE FLUFFY EATS A FLY WHILE IN THE SLEIGH BIT SHOULD'VE BEEN AXED INSTEAD SINCE FLIES DON'T GO THAT HIGH! WHY IS MAD SANTA THERE AND H O W DID HE PASS THE BLOCKADE OF PEOPLE??? HELLO???

Just. Just let Cal go to prom. Don't bring prom to him. Please. Please let him and Riley have ONE brain cell at LEAST. Technology isn't rotting our brains THAT badly. It's just pushing censoring and making younger gens forget what critical thinking skills are!

God, now I sound like Tomothy. VIBE CHECK ON AISLE SAFYRESKY!

Also, Riley, stop trying to steal @snowqueenjacqueline's DRIP GIRLIE. LIGHT BLUE? SNOWFLAKES? WHAT'S JACQUELINE SUPPOSED TO WEAR TO NORTH POLE PROM NOW?!?!!?

And I think that's it?? I think I got it all out of my system. WHEW.

Season thoughts: Ouch. Brain hurty. Andie you were SO RIGHT with the disjointed bit. TOO MUCH LORE. TOO MUCH THROWING BACK. NOT ENOUGH EXPLANATIONS/GROWING TIME. CHARACTER ARCS ARE ONCE MORE NONEXISTENT. THEY JUST HAPPEN AND WE DON'T SEE THEM. SOMEHOW BETTER THAN SEASON 1???? BUT STILL. NOT GREAT! Mid, mostly. Not great! Nothing to write home about tbh.

And now. I end this lengthy ass review with some snips of my FAVOURITE part of the entire season:

[starscelestialspells]

Autumn Emoji Asks ✨

🍂: Make a simple autumn moodboard to show us your vibes this season! (or simply name the things you would put on such a moodboard)

👻: What is something in an animated movie or cartoon that scared you as a kid? 

Woody the Woodpecker lol

🎃: What are some good memories you have of celebrating Halloween? And do you have any plans for this year?  

Last year I spent Halloween at a rave, that was pretty spectacular. Halloween as a kid was always awesome also :) I don't have any plans this year yet but I think I just want to make spooky baskets with my partner and have a spooky movie night

🥧: Regardless of skill, if you could bake anything right now (pie, cake, muffin, brownie etc.) what would you like to make? 

Pumpkin Bread

🌧️: Time for a movie marathon on a rainy day. Pick your top 5 movies to watch!

Practical Magic

Any of the Twilight movies

Pan's Labyrinth

Queen of the Damned

Beetlejuice

🍊: What is your favorite scent? 

Rainy Cedar or Pumpkin Vanilla Campfire

📺: Do you watch horror movies? If yes, which are your favorite? 

Not really, but Midsommer was very visually stunning

🍄: Write a short essay about your thoughts and opinions on mushrooms.

Mushrooms are wonderful wonderful things, I love them. They're cute in art, they're great in food, they're the beauties of nature, they expand the mind, they HEAL! And when I say they heal I mean in more than just the psychotropic ways. They can communicate under the earth. There's so many of them and they can thrive through so much that other plants cannot. I love mushrooms, I wish I could be a mushroom. Mushrooms have taught me about myself and others. Mushrooms changed my life.

🤖: If you were a video game NPC, what would be your catchphrase? 

"Sweet strawberries, oh my!"

🍪: Favorite kind of cookie? 

Turtle Pecan

📢: Shout any random thing that your followers really need to know.

@zepheriasimmer is my sims 4 cc account :)

💁‍♀️: What are items you definitely don’t need but tend to keep and collect anyway?

buttons

cool tags from clothes/other products

tiny boxes

🧡: Which 3 songs remind you instantly of autumn and why? 

the obvious sweater weather, im not explaining lol

Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros - it just gives me big singing to your love drunk by a bonfire vibes, coziness

Boy with a Coin by Iron and Wine - this one gives me witchy tambourine around a bonfire vibes

📆: Is there any event or upcoming activity you look forward to? 

THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL!!!

🎲: Which kind of board games do you like to play? 

I haven't played a board game in a very long time, maybe I should change that. I like dnd though :)

🛏️: Describe 3 specific items that are in your room.

I have a fabric rainbow woven basket full of incense and I just adore it so much

My partner built me a desk shelf and its just absolutely perfect, if I was at home I'd share a photo of it but its just a lil mini table thing with two shelves on it. I put all kinds of cute little figures and plushes on it, figures from naruto, avatar (aang and toph), a lil cubone dude and other desky things haha

My dnd dice are purple with a pink to gold shift sparkle and they have witchy looking numbers that are gold

👹: Favorite fictional monster or villain?

Beetlejuice obviously

😿: Describe any scene in a movie/series/book that never fails to make you cry.

Really any Studio Ghibli movies, rewatching them as an adult you just see all these themes you never understood before and it just really touches me.

📚: What are your favorite book? 

Circe by Madeline Miller

💀: Do you have any fears/phobias? 

Grasshoppers

🎪: If you could go see any broadway show or theater play right now, what would you like to see?

Oh I have no idea I'll be honest, I don't know much about theatre.

🤡: What is the dumbest way you have been hurt or injured? 

Pulling something slipping and giving myself a black eye haha

🍵: Top 3 favorite tea flavors?

Chai

Peppermint

Sweet (I'm from Texas lol)

💻: To feel nostalgic; what are some old games/websites you spent lots of time on when you were young?

The Sims, Animal Crossing, Online Dress Up Games

🧛: Did you ever dress up for a costume party, or maybe cosplay for a convention? If yes, which character? 

I did Velma for Halloween at Six Flags one year

🍯: If you could choose any three-course menu, what would be your ideal starter, main and dessert? 

Crab Ragoons, Some kind of spicy crunchy sushi, Ice Cream Cake

🍬: All-time favorite candy? 

Sour Belt Candy

🏡: You can make it as crazy and silly as possible; what would be some must-have features of your ideal dream house?

Oh an art studio/craft room with all the organization things installed but also a free wall to put tons of inspiration, an indoor heated pool in a glass room, a glass sunroom period, plants growing all over the outside (stone house), fruit garden, pole room with also room to just dance and be about, trip/mediation/spiritual/witchy room with big ass windows, just lots of windows, lots of natural light, canopy bed, butterflies come and visit, in the wood lots of wildlife, a pond, big full trees you can sit under, gaming room :)

🎮: Whether you’re waiting for its release or just until you can buy and/or play it; are there any video games you are looking forward to? 

The Hogwarts game!!

🍁: A new website, fandom, video, song, fun fact or anything, name a recent discovery you would like to share with your followers.

Trees with Human Skin by Head Empty - I promise you it's beautiful and angelic you will not regret giving it a listen!!

Original Post

[pumpkzsafeplace]

Hi punkin!! I was wondering ur favorite smells like perfumes or comfort smells!! Or smells that just make you happy!!

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hihi lil bug’ 🌼

ooo this a good question :o.

i have three favourite smells in the world!

is obviously my daddy, he smells like home & safety.

insence & herbs- gosh it makes my witchy heart happy and make my anxeity feel at ease.

floral & peppermint & sweet things, i love both equally so so so much. daddy says i smell like honey & strawberries- so anything sweet gets my apporaval :3.

what about you? <3.

i hope you have an awesome day too!

big hugs from pumpkin! <3

-🍰

[emeraldbabygirl]

Crying screaming throwing up rolling around toddler stomping™️ catboy wonhyuk and I didn’t even have to photoshop them on :( he’s so cute and pretty I’m dying i’m melting my heart is bursting and my brain is dripping out of my ears and my bones are turning to dust and my organs and flesh are drying up like beef jerky 😭😭😭

And look at this one look at the way his eyes sparkle even through the contacts, the way his pretty earrings just dangle and his pretty hair just rests so lightly on his forehead and his little nose and pretty lips, help I’m gonna shave my head bald and go 80 off a cliff 😔✨ he’s so so so so so so so fucking cute and pretty my babie my sweet wonhyuk my lil spoiled brat my chimkin noodle soup baby loml the pickles to my ice cream, my champagne, my wine, my tequila, margarita, mojito with lime, sweet mimosa, piñacolada <3

@theeternalloverdespair @witchy-weve-monbebe

[rootedincuteness]

The Scarlet Rootling

Kizzle: “Well, this is shaping up nicely. This is going to be the best Scarlet Witch cosplay photo shoot ever!”

Murray: “Hey, Kizzle. Whatcha up to?” Lil’ Bit: “Hi, Kizzle!” Kizzle: “Hey you guys! Oh, I’m just putting together something a little... witchy.” *giggles*

Kizzle: “You know how much I love Marvel Comic Universe’s Wanda Maximoff, right? Well, I’ve decided to become the Scarlet Witch myself! Look, I’ve gathered everything I need... Murray: “Uhm...” Kizzle: “I’ve got candles and books on witchcraft here...”

Murray: “Uhhhhmmm...” Kizzle: “I’ve got a portrait of a long-gone ancestor...”

Kizzle: “I’ve got my own Darkhold right here...” Murray: “UHHHMMM...”

Kizzle: “And I even have my own little baby Gargantos monster!” *giggles more*

Murray: “AHHHHHH! THE DARKHOLD! AHHHHHH! GARGANTOS!” *jumps off the table* “Oof!”

Kizzle: “Murray...? Are you okay?” Murray: “Yeeeeah. Unnnnng...” Lil’ Bit: “Smooth move.” Murray: “You shush.” Kizzle: “Oh dear, let me help you...”

Kizzle: “You know this is all pretend, right? I’m doing a Scarlet Witch cosplay photo shoot!” *pushes him up onto the table* Murray: “A... a cosplay? Ohhhh... Um, thanks.” Kizzle: “You’re welcome.”

Kizzle: “Yeah. This is just a cool artwork of a ghost, not really my ancestor. These books are all just decorations, even the Darkhold. Isn’t it cool, though? And this...” *looks at the little monster in the flask* “...is just a tiny baby grass monster. He’s my friend. His name is Gary. He agreed to be a part of my photoshoot and he’s having a great time so far!”

Murray: “Oh, yeah, I... I totally knew it was just pretend.” *nervous laugh* Lil’ Bit: “He had no idea.” Murray: *peers at the flask* “Hi, Gary. It’s nice to meet you.” Gary: *waves a tiny tentacle*

Kizzle: “Well, as long as you’re here, and if you aren’t afraid anymore, do you want to help me finish this setup? I could better place this backdrop if I had a friend to help move it with me...” Murray: “Sure! Anything for you, Kizzle.” Kizzle: “Aww, you’re so sweet.” Lil’ Bit: “Good save.” *giggles* Kizzle: *giggles too* Murray: *sweatdrop*