Koujaku: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Mizuki: You were flirting with Aoba.
Koujaku: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Mizuki: You asked him if he was single.
Koujaku:
Mizuki: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Quackity: I have fallen madly in love with you.
Y/n: Everyone does, darling. I'm a very loveable person.
Quackity: No, I'm seriously in love with you; this isn't me pretending. I love you.
Y/n: Oh...
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daemon: you deserve a reward for putting up with me
rhaenyra, fondly: you are my reward
aegon: interesting
aegon, to aemond: you deserve a reward for putting up with me
aemond, immediately: yeah you know you're really difficult most of the time, it's honestly impressive-
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I don't care what anyone says I did not count for 1 year, 5 months, and 14 days just to NOT count these
It has officially been 0 days since Dukexiety last interacted!
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Reid, talking about a movie: they even have musical numbers! You will be captivated
Morgan: I already am :)
Reid: excellent! It’s really good, you’ll love the songs!
Morgan: I meant by you, dork
Reid: oh, sorry
Reid:
Reid: wait-
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Will & y/n: *cuddling happily*
Y/n randomly:chomp *bites arm gently*
Will: wtf, *shakes arm*
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Tony: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Y/N: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Tony: Seize the dick.
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Steve: its not short for anything. Steve. No more.
malcolm, in the movie: steven
Clarke: gesturing loudly
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Finch: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
John: You’re right, Finch... Violence can’t be the answer.
Finch: Correct, John. Now, on to the next lesso-
John: Violence is the question.
John: And the answer is yes!
Finch: John, no!!
John, trying to comfort Carter: What’s the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I’ve been there.
Shaw: We need to open this locked door. Finch, give me your credit card.
Finch: Here.
Shaw, pocketing it: Thanks. Root, break down the door.
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Makoto: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Youji: You would eat yourself?
Makoto: I wouldn’t even question it.
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might draw this l8r
[Gang is cornered by F-Gongon]
C-Aiai: All right, I'm out of ideas. What are we doing...?
Yanyan: Somebody flirt with it. Hehe.
N-Jam: Now that is an interesting move...
Jet: Interesting!? It's disgusting! No, don't try romancing F-Gongon! He wants to kill us! He's going to kill us!
Meemee: Yeah... Do we have to flirt with this murderous monster?
Yanyan: Of course we do! I think it's funny. Jam might think it's funny. Do you not think it's funny?
Jet: *Sigh*
Meemee: ...I don't think so? I don't know.
N-Jam: I could go either way, honestly.
C-Aiai: Maybe it'll work! Maybe it'll throw him off. I know I'd be thrown off if it started flirting with us.
Yanyan: Yeah, because you'd be into it.
C-Aiai: No comment.
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Waron: i did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Waron: but they also met me.
Zius: and that’s something i wish on no one
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Klaus: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Veruca: I think you mean cards.
Klaus, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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