Swiss, in his nature documentary voice, observing Aeon: "The young ghoul enters the den, seeking a place to rest and recover from the night's hunt."
Aeon, bleary eyed and grumpy: -hungover from the party they threw in the woods last night-
Swiss: "Hoping to find a comfortable perch to settle upon, the ghoul scopes out his surroundings, but finds, to his dismay, that the most comfortable spot has been taken up by an elder male."
Dew, laying on the couch: -passed out with the tv remote in his hand-
Swiss: "Though smaller in size then the younger ghoul, the elder male is incredibly territorial, and will wake easily if disturbed, grumbling something about how he's 'watching that' should anyone attempt to remove the object in his possession."
Aeon, looking over the back of the couch at Dew: -sticking his leg over and stepping onto the space between Dew and the cushions-
Swiss, watching closely: "A bold move, what does he hope to accomplish?"
Aeon, maneuvering over: -sits down on Dew and then leans forward until his head is in the crux of Dew's neck-
Swiss, blinking: "Huh."
Dew, waking up from the sudden weight on his body: "...Don't touch the remote... I'll kill you..."
Aeon: -loud purring-
Dew, wraps his arms around Aeon, still clinging to the remote: -goes back to sleep-
Swiss: "...What."
Rain being the one dressed up and slipping seamlessly through the elegant crowd, Dew's voice in his earpiece grumbling about how it's not fair he always gets to do the fun part, and Rain always has to quietly remind him 'You're the better shot, darling'.
Dew poised up on a roof somewhere, cheek resting against the stock of a rifle, watching Rain slowly making his way to the target through his crosshair. He moves smoothly like a viper in the grass and he can't say he doesn't love to watch Rain in his element.
i don’t have the brain power for the extensive explanation i had planned so pls just enjoy him and i may be back in the mornin for more lol
i am however gonna tag @revengeghoulette & @hypnoneghoul bc i know both of yall are big mounty fans… ALSO @ghoulish-fiction bc uhm white haired mountain my beloved 😌🤍
Dew, in the infirmary, talking to Delta: "-So anyway, I thought I had a UTI, but I really didn't wanna have to come down here and do any tests, so I figured I'd just drink water and piss until the problem cleared up, and, well, now it doesn't feel weird when I pee, but I peed so much, I'm not sure if the water is just going right through me or if I just have a backlog of piss, ya know?"
Delta, with his head in his hands: "...Why are you like this?"
Dew: "I believe that's your job to figure out."
Delta, sighing, taking out his notepad: "Anything else bothering you today?"
Dew, thinking: "Well, I did fall down the basement steps earlier."
Delta, pauses: "You fell down the basement steps?"
Dew, nodding: "I was trying to avoid stepping on one of the imps that was sleeping there, missed the step and went all the way from the top to the bottom."
Delta: "Oh my fucking god..."
Dew: "That's what I said when I hit the floor!"
Delta: "Are you fucking with me-"