#nbc suit

[schutzanzugfan]

Im neoprenanzug mit opch 70 und Zodiak Schutzanzug gut verpackt heut

[general-cybernetics]

[sickmachete]

will's thirst for blood keeps costing hannibal suits

[advanced-fangirlism]

Drew them because they looked so cool in this episode

[r3medialch8os]

troy barnes is spider-man (canon)

[daisies-on-a-cup]

hannibal establishing his therapy practice as one where it seems right and proper to show up wearing formal or business wear, thereby placing a kind of unspoken agreement to present yourself at your best while also revealing to him your certain worst aspects of yourself. therapy becoming something not just gut-wrenching and vulnerable, but something that requires you to dress yourself and confess. one does not rip out their hearts while wearing jeans and a t-shirt. if one must be exposed, do so with elegance and beauty. there is no place for tragedy if it cannot be polished and refined

[sdapop]

should i make a will one?

[secret-sageent]

including but not limited to: Elias Bouchard, Dr Chilton, and Wallace Larson

[edibleprettyboys]

Hannibal: *On a fishing trip with Will, watching him bait his hooks* I must say, Will, you are truly a master of baiting.

Will: *thinking nothing of it* Thanks....

Will: *Six hours later* Wait........ Did Hannibal call me a masturbator?

[autism-rizz-tournament]

Autism Rizz Tournament

Rizz: Originally short for "Charisma", Rizz (for this tournament, at least) refers to the appeal, charm or general "ability to pull" a character has, either romantically and/or sexually. (The character doesn't necessarily need to be attracted to anyone to have rizz. If they can make others fall for them, it counts)

How to vote

Propaganda

Suletta Mercury (Mobile Suit Gundam: Witch from Mercury)

Girl was engaged by the end of episode ONE and 0% of it had anything to do with her social skills. We love an awkward girlhusband who can't make eye contact.

the girl she met a 7 hours ago decided to abandon her one chance at escape that she'd been dreaming of for years to go back and help suletta. miorine loves her and did so much for her. she married her. miorine loves her because she's earnest and kind and stumbles through life but she's still stumbling. half the cast falls for her. she stumbles awkwardly into all her friendships with earth house. they become her ride or die family. chuchu dislocates a woman's jaw because suletta cried.

Abed Nadir (Community)

Hes canonically autistic. Films and tv are his special interest and he makes shitty movies. Obsessed w inspector spacetime and cougartown. Is hella committed to the bit, like to the point of pretending the things u tell whatever character hes playing hasnt been said to Abed

His autistic charm has worked on so many women in the background of the show and also Troy.

that episode where his friends are like 'oh poor abed :( we should help him find a girlfriend :('. meanwhile, abed gets laid more than anyone else at that school.

[maoqqxq]

ik ik all those grunge and punk and emos and etc are cool, but you haven't seen my man!!!!!!!

MAN IN SUIT IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SAW. GGR GRRR. (and also, he's an unstable cannibal with puppy eyes and sexy body and second is his puppy unstable patient (husband) with the most sexiest autistic looks)

[honeygrahambitch]

Hannibal's outfits in the first episode....are.... horrendous. I will never move past it

[chronicroderick]

Will Graham is a southern boy and a dedicated handkerchief user, which drives Hannibal up the fucking walls. Will tries to keep it in his pocket most of the time, but even then Hannibal can smell it.

"I will never know why you insist on using this thing." Hannibal, picking it up with the very tips of his fingers off the floor.

"Says the guy that has handkerchiefs to match every suit." Will, who didn't realize it fell out of his pants.

"Those are for aesthetic purposes and they are washed every evening. This," Hannibal is holding the handkerchief away from him like it might bite, "thing, on the other hand has its own ecosystem."

"It does not have its own ecosystem," Will air quotes, "I throw it in with my laundry once a week."

He takes it from Hannibal, whose hand is now trembling, eyes glued to it in horror, as Will blows his nose in it and folds it back up.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

One of the key differences between Hannibal Lecter and myself is that none of my therapists have ever called me on my bullshit.

[mongooseundertheporch]

[why,,,,,,,, does everybody refer to Chilton's cane as a pity cane,,,,,]

[neurotic-sinkhole]

thinking about how the reason i started watching hannibal was because i thought it was gay. i was under the impression that hannibal and the other dude i hadn't come to know yet were goin at it raw. and 17 year old, stuck in the incredibly unqueer south me was FOAMING at the mouth to watch it.

so when the show starts, i clock the vibe. i see myself in the scrungly, mentally ill man. particularly when mads mikkelson walks in and hes shakes like a little wet dog. it's like looking in a mirror.

but then the seasons go on, and i started to wonder... when do they kiss? when do they slam down, big style? will figuresbout hannibal is the chesapeake ripper and i'm like yes yes yes! gay evil men. but nooo, send him to the psych ward for your crimes. you could go to pound town, freak style, but neither of you can get your head of your asses long enough. hannibal stabs will and the music swells and im like oh!!! now!!! but no. rain and running away.

and then people are running away to italy, drawing gay fanart of each other old timey wimey. turning yourself in, within reach of one another. running away, refusing to face the truth.

when will went to break him out i was like GOOD! FINALLY! SOME ACTION! but nooo. then they're tumbling ass over tea kettle inti the damn ocean. to avoid their big, deep, gay feelings for one another.

when the series ended i was so pissed. i signed up for homo activity and while yes, there were two hot lesbians that honestly made me cement my personal queerness, i was bamboozled! this was the gay people show. supernatural was for emo girls, doctor who was for freaks, hannibal was for gays!