#ned leeds incorrect

[marvelflame2010]

Peter: And she even gave us the same book!

Harley: When she gave it to you, did she say-

Peter and Harley: It's one of a kind, just like you? *groans*

Peter: At least she wrote Peter in mine and Harley in yours

Harley: Yeah, wait. Mine says to Harry!

Ned: Maybe she's dating a third guy named Harry

*Everyone stares at Ned*

Ned: Too soon?

Y/n: Now that we know Liz is a stinking cheater, let's talk about revenge, once again, I offer the butter sock and knife

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Ned: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

[fotibrit]

It’s spirit week at midtown and one of the days is crazy hat day. Peter mentions this to Tony, who IMMEDIATELY suggests Peter either wear the actual spider-man mask, or take one of the Iron Man helmets.

“NO, Mister Stark, I can’t- why would I wear that?”

“Why not? It would be funny.”

“Not once I have to explain how I have it!”

“That would be the funny part, actually.”

“NOBODY is wearing EITHER of those. I don’t know if I’ll even participate, Ned said he-“

“Kid, you’re a genius. Hey FRIDAY, text Ned Leeds and ask if he wants an Iron Man helmet for crazy hat day. He’d go for it”

“MISTER STARK, NO”

[bitchystxrk3000]

Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

[jonasdirection101]

Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."

MJ: "Hi."

Ned: "Hello."

Harley: "Hey."

Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."

Peter: "We were out of Doritos."

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: I played Dungeons and Dragons with Peter, Ned, and MJ.

Y/N: They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.

Y/N: Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.

Y/N: These kids, man. They’re gonna make the world a better place.

[the-real-mj]

Harley: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.

Peter: How the fuck do you forget something like that.

Ned: ACCIDENTALLY???

Mj: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

[ljlokijinx]

MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?

Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...

MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!

Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?

Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.

Ned: Wanna play UNO?

Peter: Ned, you're my friend-

Ned: The game you idiot!

Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[mj-jones-parker]

Peter: Mj and I don't have pet names for each other

Ned: Mhm. Hey, whats the opposite of hate?

Peter: Love?

Mj, from the other room: What do you want, loser?

[marvellover76]

Peter: This is bad, this is really bad!

Ned: What?

Peter: I kissed MJ.

Ned:...woah.

Peter: What?

Ned: I owe Y/n so much money

[darkkitty1208]

Peter : Mr. Stark?

Tony : Yeah, kid?

Peter : I'm.. I'm bah- bise- bahsex-

Tony : Take your time

Peter : *points at MJ and Ned*

Peter : Both

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Ned: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.

Peter: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.

Ned: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Ned: So what’s the plan?

Peter: I don’t know. You’re smart, MJ is mean, come up with something.

[headcanonthings]

Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare