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pangur-and-grim · 9 months

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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale #and it sent me out of my mind #like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really?#a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

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cyborgrhodey · 1 year

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THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

#somebody shut me up #this news is 4 years old but forgive me i only learned of it now #THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY YALL thats my childhood

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pemprika · 3 months

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a love so eternally bedeviled 🌏

#madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #homura akemi #a new print for anime expo and anyc 2024 #happy yuri day #so so excited for the new movie release walpurgisnacht rising #i watched madoka years ago but the series is still very memorable to me... i love the series #hopefully i can draw the other girls very soon #pemprika

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gideonisms · 2 years

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I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

#this isn't sarcasm at all i love to try different tasks i get mediocre at a new thing every year #i love to learn about other people's hobbies!!#i am having a great time #there are so many things to do who can blame me for getting distracted from life tasks that are boring when there are all these fun ones

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pterribledinosaurdrawings · 6 months

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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

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cidnangarlond · 2 months

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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dykealloy · 9 months

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what do you mean jennifer saunder's shrek 2 cover of Holding Out for a Hero didn't play over the entirety of dressrosa arc

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

#tiger tiger #ludovica bonnaire #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!

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operationslipperypuppet · 5 months

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los angeles man loses shit at work due to coworker’s fucking audacity, more at 11

#before you tell me this man is from new york check the replies.#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fhjy #brennan lee mulligan

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anbaisai · 17 days

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how it felt to wake up today

#my art #oc #twisted wonderland #twst #jamil viper #twst oc #twst yuu #shiokawa mayu #jamimayu #every year they begin the new bday cards by nuking the jamil fans #how does it feel jamil nation #i have not been able to not think about him since i saw #why is he like that WHY #the most bbg pose and expression ive ever seen #mayus out of commission for a while sorry she is GONE #turned to dust #just like me #twst jp spoilers #just in case

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bluegiragi · 4 months

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stuck between a rock and a hard place...

(this piece was not so subtly inspired by the fic Where Moonlight Meets the Sea by MildLimerence! Leave a kudos and a nice comment if you enjoyed her writing!!)

#crazy how ill draw something for a mermay trend and itll end up being one of my favourite pieces ive drawn this year...#also i used a new brush on this and it makes me draw like a demon i busted this out in like 2 hours its amazing #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #cod mw2 #giragi art #mermay #resist...urge...to make...another au....

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rubyfunkey · 3 months

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The Rehabilitation of Death by @bamsara

didnt have time to clean this like i wanted but i needed to get this scene out of my head desperately. im good now

#rubulart #trod au #cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #comic #im done making cotl art now i promise im going back to work #i took a hard detour bc its been like years since a fic has interested me this much #or a game #but i beat the main story on my new save so im good on that for a while #long post #cw blood #cw violence

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ruporas · 4 months

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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #millions knives #ruporas art #type of shit ive been on lately bc ive been playing an obsessive amount of hades 2 lmfao… ofc imstead of drawing fansrt for hades #i channel that energy into trigun?😭 SEE.. the thing is. i am ALWAYS thinking about a trigun game… like an action story game #it is rotating in my brain 24/7 and now after 7billion years i finally pick up a video game #and the inspiration sparked. obviously this is just a mere mimic of an existing media... but im thinking about the plot of max now #executed differently between mediums… webbing a new retelling of the original story as game mechanics allows you - thinking of the #new roles the characters would take. like wolfwood here is not Constantly by vash’s side but he will show up once a run to clear out an #encounter. shows up seldomly at home base to make gifting difficult... an existing companion and still journeys on his own. for more #relations options merylmilly will also have occasions where they separate so vash can speak to them individually - the gungho are not bosse #most of them get the roles of giving “boons” i think.. BUT ANYWAY thats me reimagining trigun into hades. now imagining trigun into an #ORIGINAL video game.... ough... ohhh....guhh... I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!#this was just a fun exercise... im thinking about doing more but i think i shouldactually draw some hades 2 fanart first

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anna-scribbles · 9 months

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resolutions

#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #ladynoir #ladybug #chat noir #happy 2024 i offer you a comic for the first time in eons #s3 era ladynoir come back. i miss you. save me s3 era ladynoir #does this really count as not embarrassing? unclear.#i’m so sleepy. thirteen coming sometime in the next few days i promise. i just needed to draw a picture first #happy new years

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bluesngolds · 4 months

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unstoppable force meets immovable object

#star trek #star trek tos #spock #leonard mccoy #their bickering gives me life #behold a new video after 100000 years #sorry my schedule got VERY hectic #bluesngolds video

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hecateisalesbian · 9 months

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Alright fuckers if this gets 5 4 5 THOUSAND notes before midnight new years eve(Central American time) I’ll actually start doing the things that I want/should do

including:

basic self care

actually staying on top of chores

writing the mbalwjjsoqjjwillion fanfics

expand ALL my au’s

finish most of the art pieces that are sitting as wips

and more

WHAT THE HELL I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO MY MOM WHATAUWKJSJWJBDBNSA

NO MORE REPLIES

NO MKRE

ALSO NICE KUNG POW PENIS

yall really wanna make this fun

get this to 10k and I’ll start and begin posting a fic by the end of January

#try me i dare you #you got less than 3 days #Should’ve specified New Year’s Eve lol #Lowering the stakes

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