#ngl i feel like those who heard the news later are the wisest

[justxtalking]

hi hi i was the anon who sent the ask about ging and the granddaughter having the same same name. i ended up shortening my ask bc i thought it was a bit much lol so i hope you dont mind if i just write out the rest of my thoughts :>

on the topic of names, i found it funny how none of the other grandkids got names -- it was always "one of the grandsons" and so on... like the narrative equivalent of going "ok whatever you get the idea," which is so antithetical to the vibe of hxh. the whole point is that we DONT get the idea, it's a deconstruction of the genre...togashi enjoys going in weird and unpredictable directions. he'd never want us to just fill in the blanks like that. especially when he's intent on finishing the story his way.

Hello again! Don't worry, I don't mind it at all.

Well, the whole idea is hilarious, to be honest. We don't even know who they are, those friends and grandkids. I hope in that alternative universe, Ikalgo had a baby squid. And I wouldn't totally scrap the possibility that even the ABC endings were part of the whole joke. He has a weird (and dark) sense of humor, look at some jokes in Hunter X Hunter (a great example is Palm). I feel like the fact that the grandkid was called like Gon's father should have been clear enough lol

Togashi is so chaotic, I love him for that.

[jeongins-trauma]

secret relationship with male reader!chan

request: i had this idea (since i’m a dude yanno) that chan (since he’s my bias lol) could be in a secret relationship with a male!reader, but it gets super risky after a while so he has to come out to his parents/ rest of sk and stuff??? idk???

pairing: bang chan x male reader genre: fluff warnings: - word count: 1.128

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ok i think you two would got together before stray kids was even a thing

he was a trainee still and you wouldn’t need to worry to be seen in public

but chan did keep it a secret in front of the other 3racha members bc he wasn’t out of the closet yet

but after stray kids, things got complicated and risky

you needed to be hella careful and seeing each other became really challenging

that didn’t stop you though 

whenever you would sleep at his place ik he shares a room but can pls pretend he wouldn’t ok thank u, the mornings would consist of chan trying to sneak you out before anyone notices what would be super early in the morning ngl

once, felix woke up and you had to hide in a closet

but you didn’t mind bc the risk made your whole relationship a lot more exciting

but honestly, i think chan would just be super sorry

he would apologise all the time bc all he wanted to do was show the world how beautiful and amazing his boyfriend was and the fact that he couldn’t made him sad

“i’m so sorry. i’m so sorry you have to go through all of this just because i’m not brave enough to come out. i’m such an awful boyfriend why are you even together with a fool like me?”

it broke your heart to hear him saying such things bc you loved him so so much 

help i just made myself emo

you'd hug him tightly, run your fingers trough his hair and comfort him

“stop saying those stupid things! you are the best boyfriend on earth and i love you with all my heart. and yes, the whole hiding can be frustrating but it’s also a bit exciting don’t you think so?”

ok now some v v fluffy scenarios

one time you forgot your hoodie at his place and chan would wear it bc it smelled like you and he misses you even though you just saw each other

during practice the other members would notice bc they have never seen it on chan

“got a new hoodie?”

“actually it’s my boyf- eH YES I BOUGHT IT YESTERDAY.”

he’d be the king of excuses if we’re being honest

you would definitely be his lock screen ok

and it happened to be that he and changbin would swatch phones by accident 

but changbin wouldn't know who’s phone he had so he’d just ask

“ok who has a boy in chan’s red hoodie sitting at the beach as background?”

chan would go blank face and just raise his arm

changbin would raise an eyebrow, handing him his phone 

“he’s my..my cousin yknow we’re really close.”

hyunjin sneaked a glance at the picture before chan would lock his phone again and silently put it away

“he’s good looking though..how can you be related??”

“how can you be so disrespectful hm??”

but chan’s blushed cheeks spoke otherwise 

but little did he know that the whole ‘we’re cousins’ excuse wasn’t the wisest idea

after the practice chan called you

“babe i fucked up”

you were on your way to the traditional tea house you and your boyfriend chan were supposed to meet

“what do you mean?”

“you know that you’re my background right?”

“yeah that photo of me in your sweater..you took it when we went to the beach last month.”

you chuckled softly as this beautiful memory crossed your mind

you took him to the beach to distract him from the eliminations that happened on the show

“well the others saw and i excused it with saying that you’re my cousin..”

“does that mean i don’t have to hide in closets anymore?”

a day later you would go to the dorm and chan would introduce you to his members

as his cousin

and you hanged out with them what was really fun but also both, you and chan had a hard time controlling yourselves 

you were about to leave small kisses on his shoulder like you always did when you were sitting next to each other but jisung interrupted you

“how come you never told us about your cousin?”

cousins, right

you backed off immediately 

the other day, after acting like cousins for a whole damn day it got a little wilder yanno

poor chan was left with a dark red hickey on his collarbone i’m such a sucker for collarbone hickeys omg jesus save me

in his sleepy state he just put on a sweater and hoped no one would notice it

how naive

it took twenty minuets until he could feel a cold finger on his neck

chan would turn around to see minho wiggling his eyebrows

chan’s eyes would be so widened and he would be extremely shocked since he couldn’t think about a good excuse for something so obvious

so he tried to beg

“pease don’t tell anyone please i’ll do anything”

minho would just chuckle and nod before taking off his scarf giving it too chan

ok minho is loyal don’t even @ me

but even though he was wearing mine’s scarf he would be anxious the whole time

in the evening he would call his sister to ask her for advice

“how tf do i use make-up??”

some time later, chan would call you over since he missed you so much

you already prepared yourself for acting like his cousin again but then chan said that the members were out and you suddenly felt excited

you entered the dorm and he would attack you with affection right away

you ended up making out in his room whoops

you two were so sunk in the moment that you didn’t even notice how the members came back

it didn’t took them long to open chan’s door and catch you two off guard rip

you never was that embarrassed before and your crimson cheeks proved it

at this point, chan was just really annoyed 

“i’m gay ok it’s not a big deal.please close the door behind you.”

“yeah but with your cousin?” changbin raised both his eyebrows

“no ew gross..he’s not my cousin, he’s my boyfriend damn it.”

and you just heard hyunjin yelling from the hallway

“I KNEW IT!! he’s too good looking to be related to chan!!”

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