#nightmare time series

[whyisstarkidfollowingmeshoo]

I'm reading a lot of things about Hidge's sexuality canon wise. So taking account on what Nick and Matt Lang said (as much as I remember it without rewatching the video proof lol) my argument on why the canon sexuality of Prof. Henry Hidgens is that he is bisexual and Objectumsexual.

Well I think canon wise he is not polyamorous. I can accept that (i have no problem with him being poly canon wise. I am not anti-poly, just faithful with canon) but I remember Nick Lang or even Matt did not specify it. They said, within along the lines/paraphrasing: Henry loves his six boy friends, they are special to him, but Chad IS the apple of his eye. The last sentence they meant romantically.

So why bisexual and not gay? To make it clear, I have no problem with him being gay. I'm willing to be corrected. But since I'm arguing that he's bisexual, well let me start. Of course we haven't seen Hidge talk about or falling in love with specific women characters in the saga so far, however he did say in TGWDLM " Alexa, I love you like every woman flesh and bone", so there ya go. If he can find a woman that is subordinate to him like Alexa and Siri, then he can have a relationship with a woman. Come to think of it, i think he loves Chad the most because I hypothesize Chad always goes along with his plans/ideas. Yes I believe if I were to analyze his relationship personality, he wants to be the dominant in the relationship. He's very controlling and spirals when he doesn't get his way. Which why this is a good segway to...

And with the mention of two famous AI virtual assistants, I think it's enough to say that Hidge has objectophilia. More so in NMT episode Time Bastard where he shared his sexual rendezvous with either one of them to Ted and implied how he did it (some imagination and a little elbow grease or any lube lol). Not to mention that he talks to Alexa and Siri like they're humans. Fun fact, I read somewhere that people who have this sexual orientation cant handle keeping a relationship with another human because they're too controlling hence having a relationship with an object is easier because it has no thoughts, no opinions to consider. Also, this can also be a result of a trauma. Him losing his friends, especially Chad, during a lightning strike attack did not just lead him to isolation and practicing survival instincts, but also drove him to loving objects instead cause at least they won't experience terrible human deaths. Here is the source: https://www.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/decoding-objectophilia-5-reasons-why-people-fall-in-love-with-objects/story-LMvWWzhs257dD47yxNGC9H.html UPDATE: these facts are more connected to the character that is Prof Henry Hidgens whose personality reflects the generalizing views of the orientation better. Real life Objectums are a lot more complicated than that and can act against stereotypes/generalization. Thanks @fork-bork for reminding me.

Also further explanation:  ur friends can be ur life partners (hence there are old people living with friends in their twilight years) and some people like calling their friends as boyfriends or girlfriends. Hidge is just comfortable with his sexuality and closeness with his friends that he can call his male friends as his boyfriends. I think that's just Jeff's word play and humor going on as he wrote the song. And according to the song "it takes balls": Steve was a priest, Leighton was in a relationship with a person named Gary, and Greg was seeing/dating Steve's mom. Plus all of the boys, sans Chad and Henry, were attracted to females while at college based on their locker room talk acted by the Workin Girls cast.

I'm not like Unhidge Hidge, so tell me about ur thoughts/opinions/rebuttals as long as ur taking account of what I wrote here. Especially proof from the Langs with ur rebuttal. Of course in head canon or fan fic world, anything is free reins and you can experiment with Hidge's sexuality there. Just make sure to specify if it's canon or head canon so to avoid confusion and arguments.

Update:

I have the urge to check my HHP Working Boys screen recordings where Nick and Matt discussed Henry's relationship with the boys if it's poly or not. Update 2: Okay I watched it and Nick just says that Chad is his favorite so get out of that as you wish. But since the boys did their locker room talk about girls without Henry and Chad, I don't think the boys were making out with each other unless maybe just Henry and Chad if it's not unreciprocated from Henry's side.

I can understand if most fans think Henry is gay and not bi since Nick and Matt have not given more concrete proof of his attraction to human females. My only arguments with him being bi is that he loves and has done sexual acts with Alexa and Siri, AI virtual assistants with female names and voices. (NMT episode: Time Bastard).

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Miss Holloway from Starkid’s nightmare time series

[cosmicrhetoric]

can this guy catch a fucking break or what

[thepromisedbride]

nightmare time: abstinence camp (starkid, 2021)

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchefield as Textposts (part one)! (Part two!) (Part three!)

(TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1) (NPMD incorrect quotes part 1)

[angsty-art-ist]

replicant, replicant, what have you done?

[akicklineisinevitable]

ah yes, the lords in black:

The Onceler

Hellraiser If It Sucked

Ceaseless Watcher, Turn Your Gaze Upon This Wretched Thing,

Soylent Pink

Broadway Slime Tutorials

[constellama]

The Run Away With Me music video is so funny to me bc the first time I watched it I immediately was like “whoever directed this just made it for Curt and Kim” and then I looked at who directed it and

of course it was directed by Curt. Curt Mega just made a music video of him being in love with his wife for three minutes and that’s so real of him

[silamander]

I need a Nightmare Time episode about Charlotte please Lang Bros I love her dearly

[thebadsansbandits]

Dun dun DUNNN!

Well... we did it...

THE LAST PAGE OF THE PILOT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN POSTED!

I can't thank you all enough for giving the comic pilot so much love, even through the rough patches.

Who knows? Maybe I'll come back to this concept and make it a full on series! I can't promise perfection, but I promise I'll do my best to keep this comic's fandom alive!! So I'll try to post some concept art or planning for the pilot. (And maybe some sneak peeks of where I planned on taking the story after the pilot!)

I hope that one day, I will come back to this comic. But until then, I'll see you all later!

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[susie-dreemurr]

The “Gerald texting Linda everything is okay while he’s dying alone” and “Linda thinks she finally won her father’s respect only for him to remorselessly throw her to the wolves” got to me.

[scienceandstorytelling]

holy SHIT I just realized why one line in npmd seemed so random but oh my god the IMPLICATIONS

I was just watching someone react to Honey Queen and chat was saying Roman probably raised Linda to be a future Honey Queen candidate and right after they said that it got to the scene where we see Nibbly eat Linda and he goes “Yum Yum!” and I was like oh fuck I’ve heard that before in NPMD

When the Lords appear during the Summoning Blinky and Tinky say ominous things to Grace and Pete but Nibbly just says “Stephanie! Yum Yum!” and everyone including myself seems to be like lol why was that all she got but holy fuck

Mayor Lauter is raising Stephanie to be a potential Honey Queen and Nibbly knows it. “Next time you cheat, do it like a Lauter and don’t get caught.” “I don’t care who you kill, you just had to go and do it in that house.” He’s training her to be the hungriest woman in Hatchetfield so she can be offered up to Nibblenephim one day. Maybe that’s what he gave up that he cherished most - his own daughter. That’s why he keeps her so distant and hates her. That’s why he’s “never touching that book again!” And Nibbly? Nibbly is looking forward to his feast.

[piosplayhouse]

Wwx is the only mxtx main protagonist who would not be a my little pony fan. But he does own a 20% cooler shirt

[marvelmaniac715]

Can someone please explain to me what exactly Nibbly’s done wrong? I mean, he only eats one person a year, and considering the fact that his brothers use mind control and magic, eating someone is a much lesser torture. He isn’t the one who runs the Honey Festival, that’s his cultists (until we get a full rundown of his personality and how the festival/pageant was set up he has plausible deniability), and he certainly isn’t making these women fight and hurt each other for a crown he probably isn’t aware even exists. In fact, the person he eats is usually extremely selfish - the ‘hungriest’ person wins - is that not a benefit to the local community? Sure, Linda Monroe is iconic, but is she a nice person? If you knew her, would you befriend her? Would she befriend you? The same goes for Zoe Chambers, as much as we all love the true Latte Hatte, she was using her grandmother, outed her brother, was willing to kill for a crown and was dating an asshole cop, allowing him to kill her grandmother. Either way it wouldn’t have been a big loss, it was really a two birds with one stone situation when both Zoe and Linda died. Actually, Nibbly eating just one person leads to more than one awful, selfish person being removed from Hatchetfield, you just know that people were celebrating. Also, Nibbly rewards the people who bring him a sacrifice, partially because he presumably knows the heavy mental toll that this kind of work could bring. Plus, he probably eats people really quickly so their suffering is minimised. We only see Nibbly as a villain because of who his family is and because we see the events of Honey Queen through Linda’s eyes. I’m still seeking justice for Nibbly, fight me.

[nerdyblog8]

THIS TOOK TWO HOURS

[Also. Maybe go check out the Fic I wrote using this head cannon. If you wanted.]

[thepromisedbride]

the real reason that boy jerry hates ted so much and ted refuses to go into camp idontwannabang is because once ted tried to flirt with girl jeri in town and boy jerry caught him and now tries to kill him every time they come into contact