#nikolai call of duty

[totally-not-fandom]

I consistently forget that Nikolai is an objectively scary guy. This man is an illegal arms dealer, built like a brick house, and withstood torture from Russian Unltranationalists, not to mention he's filthy-fuckin-rich. He consults with war criminals on a regular basis and puts himself in increasingly dangerous situations throughout the series. He is so confident in his ability to outsmart and/or outrun the police that he leaves notes for them at crime scenes and he definitely have some guys on the inside of the Russian police department. He has absolutely no problem with kidnapping people and using them as leverage, not even really caring what happens to them. I'm convinced that Nikolai knows no fear.

[frogchiro]

being pregnant with both bear nikolai and price would be a dream.

It’s late winter/early spring and you’re all starting to wake up and get back into routine after hibernation. Your pregnant belly is starting to show too :(((. Imagine rolling over and waking up in the morning, just to see them nosing and gently rubbing your small bump, definitely excited and fantasizing about when you finally start swelling with milk.

The weather starts getting warmer and you wake up to a literal pound of berries (each) that they brought you.

You thought you were done sleeping and eating and doing nothing now that winter is over? Nope. You’re staying in the den until those cubs are born and they think you’re ready to go out.

You probably have so many cubs too 😩. All of them big and chubby chunky babies who love being held by their momma 🥺. They also absolutely love to drink their momma’s milk, never getting enough of it.

And you never seem to run out of milk! Always enough to go around for the cubs (and your mates when they get jealous). Sorry I just AAAAA about them sossosososo much

Bear! Price and Bear! Nik would be the most attentive and lovesick daddies ever!! They were over the moon when they sniffed out a change in your scent, more of a milky sweet tone to it, so when it was confirmed that you are indeed pregnant with cubs they were ecstatic!!

And yes, they make not only many but also they make the biggest, chubbiest cubs ever! I mean look at them, they are huge, broad shouldered and bulky, it's only natural that your babies will inherit those traits!! But they are so good to both you and the little ones, always scenting them and keeping them close, when one is away to hunt the other is always with you inside the den, cuddling with you and the cubs, licking their new fluffy coats as they babble and giggle at their dad :((

But tbh you're the favorite parent! You're their momma and the cubs always make little pips in search for you, wanting both your comforting warmth and scent and for you to feed them since they eat so much, but they need it if they want to be as strong and healthy like their fathers ;;

[sofasoap]

When I work.. my mind goes off tangent. don't ask me why.....Silly ideas. Minors DNI

Boyfriends for Hire

Need someone that will just sit with you when you dont feel like talking, but will take care of your need? Simon is the one for you. Warning : Might pop up with dad jokes from time to time, or answer you with just a grunt.

Had a bad day and need someone to cheer you up and have a fun time and do adventurous things? our Scottish boy Johnny is the one for you. Warning : might set things on fire.

Want an attentive boyfriend, giving you a pampering for the night? You are in for a treat with Kyle! He is all about making you feel like a princess , and take care of all your needs. Romantic movie? you got it. Foot massage? right on it. Warning : might occasionally pop up with sarcastic comments.

Want someone more mature? John is full of wisdom and life experience, not only will he share his tales of life, he will also put you to sleep in his warm and cuddly arm ( for additional fee ). Warning : Might complain of nausea or migranes. Cigar and Whisky are all inclusive.

Want a luxury experience? Our Russian bear Nikolai will fly you to any exotic location for a romantic dinner date, will get you ANYTHING you want ( additional fees applied ) and wonderful tales you will never imagine of hearing. Major Warning : Require to sign a waiver, company takes zero responsibility with falling out of helicopter mid-flight.

For Futher enquires, please call Laswell on 1800-000-COD. Daily rate and hourly rates applies.

[yandere-kokeshi]

Which cod boys would tattoo your name on their dick and why it's soap?

Warnings: details of penis tattoos, genital piercings, smut, and not Grammer checked.

Honestly, I think all the boys would do it (even Gaz), but the top cod boys that come up, are below the read more. Also, it's so odd that I was working on a similar fic when you sent this in 😲😂😂.

For Soap, you’re absolutely right. He’d do it out of ownership, jealousy, and realization that he just cannot live without you. He expects you to get tattooed the same; he wouldn’t mind doing it himself, forcing you down and making you squirm isn’t the first time, no? Oh, and Johnny would most definitely get a genital piercing, too. Maybe a prince Albert or magic cross. Either way, he ensures you appreciate it. And you do, right?

Nikolai would 100% jump the train. He’s a freak, inside and outside his thick skin. And it’s not like he already did it since day one of meeting you. He already has a few cock piercings too; a reverse prince albert and two frenums down his length. However, you don’t even know the thick ink till you go down for a blowjob, his erect cock standing as you look at the detailed name of yours; watching how his cum dribbles down his length, before he eagerly pushes your mouth down and let's you finish him off how you know. It’s only a matter of time, before he really begins to fuck you, right?

Alejandro is a romantic at heart. So it’s no surprise he keeps coming home with rather... expressive ideas of love; and when you, or him, get into a conversation of tattoos, oh boy, is it over. Alejandro gets it done and confidently shows it off, awaiting your reaction; chuckling at your surprised state. Though, he doesn’t keep you waiting, getting down on his knees and beginning to suck your cock/eat you out while the healing process begins. And then, when the healing is all done, he can finally fuck you and show you just how much you mean to him.

Lastly, König would do it simply because you mentioned it. Doesn’t matter where; could’ve been through a comment with Instagram you laughed at or rolled your eyes at the tweet of Twitter. Hell, even a playful tease, but as soon as you mention it, he’s getting it done and coming home with big ol' gray eyes, wanting you to relish the pretty ink. And you do, because that’s what an amazing spouse does, right? He can’t wait to let him fuck your throat, or your hole so tight that he will do so many creampies that both of you will collapse. But, he has his mouth, silicon toys, and thick fingers to please his fantasy, yeah?

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

🎄✨ Merry Christmas from Task Force 141! 🎄✨

2022 has been a helluva year. Celebrate the wonderful Christmas day with old friends like Alex🦿, Farah🌞, and Nikolai🕶️. May we gain more friends like Alejandro🛖 and Rudy🦌, and get rid of people like Graves🪦 and Shepherd🐑 in our lives!

Let us welcome 2023 with hopeful hearts,

Stay Frosty!

- 141 -

💰🧢💀🧼

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Laswell made the gingerbread cookies. Unfortunately, cookie!Alex's left leg cracked, while cookie!Graves were the only one came out burnt (for some reason).

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

[simo0n]

Thoughts on Price x Gaz x Nikolai

Older couple meets young beautiful man and gay stuff happens or something

I think about it all the time

[konigsblog]

nah but the idea of Nikolai and Price letting their pets have playdates when they have some fun seems so interesting

cw: hybrid (dog-human)

nikolai and price always find you and gaz fucking like rabbits, two stupid dog hybrids grinding against eachother so perversely... :(

they've tried separating you; putting you two into different rooms, or different cages. but the second they turn their back on you both, his tongue is already pressed against your cunt, licking at your sweet arousal. it's inevitable, they're unable to get you two to stop acting like freaks, it doesn't help you're going through heat alone and kyle just wants to help you out!

nikolai always scolds you, keeping a hold of your collar whilst price grip kyle by his ears. they're either forced to listen to you two whine and mewl and whimper from sexual frustration, or let you misbehave! :(

too bad you get off using nikolai's boot instead, covering him in your cum and panting into his knee while he degrades you for being disobedient, your ears and tail low from shame and humiliation as he scolds you once again... :(

[mizushibart]

-why did you come if you don't enjoy fishing?

-but i enjoy spending time with you. i will take any chance i can get.

[amikoroyaiart]

Some requested COD doodles on Twitter

[nrdmssgs]

Welcome to my TED talk on "Nikolai has no shame whatsoever".

Masterlist

[gamergirlbonestaskforce141riot]

From left to right

Nikolai

Captain John Price

Lt. Simon 'Ghost' Riley

Sgt. Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

Corporal Edouard 'Grizzly' Petit (OC)

Sgt. John 'Soap' MacTavish

[totally-not-fandom]

@jgvfhl

[frogchiro]

b-b-bear Nikolai… and bear Price…

sh-sharing….

I pass out before I can finish the sentence

Bear!Nikolai and Bear!Price are literally the most perfect men for...literally anything. They keep you warm and safe in your shared den since literally no one with a functioning brain would try and harm you woth two huge, older bear hybrids constantly hanging off of youe hips, you're always fed and satisfied, not to mention how you're almost always a bit sore and your cunt is aching and dripping their thick, potent cum since they insist on marking and breeding your with their scents and seed :((

They're not getting any younger y'know? They want to have babies but never had the chance or opportunity-until they met you! Now that they have such a cute, motherly mate they deemed it's time to make some cubs♡ And both Price and Nik are relentless, their pleasured roars mixing with your moans and whines as they drive their cocks inside your poor, stretched pussy and you can't help but clench even tighter when Nik growls right into your ear about how he can't wait to make you a mommy and father your cubs :((

[simonrillleyyysss]

ugh another anon that loves Nikolai like me, he's so underrated!! reader who makes him a metal playlist for him to listen to while he works ( a little nod to that mw3 scene) and he gets so hard at the thought that his little princess went into all that trouble for him! picking out his favourite songs and all that, so he can't help but fuck her while it plays in the background>:(( now everytime he hears it he thinks of that

omg!!! yes yes yea. yes!!!

you’re so sweet, making a silly old playlist—just for him?? immediate marriage!! he’s in complete adoration, skimming through the songs—putrid stew, mortician, goregasm—you’re so considerate :((

gives you little kisses!! anytime you come to see him, he has the playlist blaring in the background, immediately pausing it when you skip over to him to place a considerate kiss upon his cheek, red lipstick staining the skin, he can’t help but feel his cock throb at the gentleness of your personality and how nurturing you are for him— you just do so much, and this playlist?

you should expect his quick thrusts to try and match the ungodly speed of the music in the ambience, quietened humming of the song drowned out by the creaks of the bed and your loud moans, his hips slamming against yours brutally, peppering soft kisses along your breasts, thumb brushing against your clit :((

‘so perfect.. so perfect for me, Дорогой.’

‘niko—oh my fucking god, too much.. jesus, christ.’

‘you’re doing well, taking my cock so well, aren’t you? Так хочется угодить...

with the low rumble of his accent, and the violent pattern of his cock ruining your cunt—you were quickly cumming all over him again, shamelessly, soft gasps leaving your chest, and grumbles leaving him.

expect kisses and cookies afterwards, alongside him ranting about the song you were absolutely pounded to!!

[kruegerslov3r]

cod characters: their age and zodiac sign (my opinion)

☆ price

star sign: taurus

age: 38

☆ soap

star sign: virgo

age: 27

☆ gaz

star sign: aquarius

age: 28

☆ ghost

star sign: scorpio

age: 34

☆ farah

star sign: libra

age: 27

☆ valeria

star sign: aquarius

age: 32

☆ nikolai

star sign: leo (canon)

age: 42

☆ laswell

star sign: capricorn

age: 47

[shadow4-1]

I'm just imagining what would happen if you had a chance encounter with Makarov.

All you wanted to do was go have a drink with Nikolai. The bastard had hyped up a new kind of Russian liquor that was sure to make your night.

You ended up by yourself at a hole in the wall bar, in the middle of Russia, because Nik gave you the wrong directions. And really, it's not entirely your fault that you don't realize who Makarov is until later. You're such a new member of the team they didn't fuckin' brief you! And if he'd told you his last name something would've fuckin' clicked!

But he introduced himself as Vladimir. And you thought he was cute enough to flirt with. He's intrigued by you, because well, you're obviously a foreigner (and a pretty one at that). You spend the night chatting, blushing as he tells you some funny stories from his youth. Hes handsome and charming and he looks at you with intrigue. At the end of the night he has one of his men escort you back to your hotel in a gorgeous white car.

You find out weeks later that your "chance" meeting had been meticulously planned from the start.