never have I been so frustrated as when I was just now trying to input a salary range on workforcenow.adp.com why do they make it so unintuitive I'm literally killing them with knives right now
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Clark Kent, intrepid reporter: I’ll go anywhere, interview anyone, do any story! I’ll do anything for the sake of journalism!
Clark’s boss: Go interview the Waynes.
Clark:…. Except that.
Clark’s boss: And why not?
Clark:… they scare me.
The entirety of Gotham City: AND HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL?!
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hi reminder that aromantic people don’t have to compensate for their lack of romantic attraction with familial or platonic attraction. “aros still love their friends!!” sometimes they do. other times they don’t, and that’s okay! using non-rose attraction as a stand-in for romance invalidates loveless, afamilial, and apl folks. we don’t have to make up for our existence :3
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I'm not alloaro but I wish I was solely bc you guys have an awesome flag. Oh I love it when there's yellow and green.
Beautiful, stunning 🍋
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YOU MATCH THE 141 ON TINDER 💓
Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?
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I was only going to post these when I finished writing and everything but I'm just... SO FUCKING EXCITED 😭😭
spoiler: Johnny and Kyle are the ones managing Price's account (took covert pics of the captain) but they ask Ghost how to answer the questions and DMs in order to have "the right tone of voice" LMAO
I'll post the actual drabbles soon!!! 🙏
If you'd like to be tagged when this comes out, lmk! (via dm, question or even here) THE TAGLIST IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED, not accepting any more requests! (I'm sorry, there's just too many people on it)
[Read the FIC]
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the day’s only a few hours in and we’re already making it onto the charts… keep it up soldiers
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