#no he’s fuckinf not

[starburstsobsessions]

Guess what!!! It’s rangers apprentice Jenny!!!!!

Hiiiii flanagan is full of shit btw Jenny did not get skinnier and prettier because of it. She is fat and she is so pretty and she is wonderful and has about 3 paragraphs in this whole series so far. Trust me I’m a professional btw. The line in book 8 rlly pissed me off so!!!!

[mr-malumm]

This is so him fr fr

[jkpng]

everyone be quiet. the makguksu inspector is hard at work

[xochimillilili]

Desperately need to punish, yet reward a cute little puppy, give them what they deserve after being such a cute little tease towards me all day, finally coming home to use them like they were begging for

So don't get all whiny now my love, you were just being such a fucking tease all day, getting my cock throbbing at the sight of your gorgeous body. Only right for a cute slut like you to be treated and used~ Good precious boys like you are just made to be stripped and bent over~

What's that pup? You aren't ready yet? I'm not sure baby, your pretty cunt looks real drippy just from me slapping your throbbing clit. And I can tell that you got into your toys and stretched that cute little ass of yours to be ready for me to fuck. Seems you really were all needy for this all day you fucking preciously adorableee bitch in heat~

Awww, look at you~ My cute little puppy slut seems to have run out of big words, mmh? You're whining just like a little puppy should~ That's okay little one, you don't need words now, just relax and let me take care of you. You and I are just gonna have some extra fun before our usual evening cuddle n nap time my love. I know you've been waiting to be my precious cumslut fuck pet all day~

Let's see how fucking well you can take what you beg for then pup. That's it, good boy~ I'm so proud of you baby. I bet you'll become a shaking whimpering adorableee fucked out puppy soon enough. A pup can only only take so much pain and pleasure before getting all empty headed after all~

[spteez]

HBD San (* ^ ω ^)

[kazelnoot]

he makes me so unbearably sad like Actually. Every time i think about him i take one gazillion psychic damage he makes me want to cry and eat drywall

[clockworkvampyre]

silly things i made. i dunno. is this anything?

[alien-from-planet-zog]

This was what happened, right?

[theseushasfallen]

I love that people are beginning to explore how unsettling Vash (and plants) can be. I love you wide glowing eyes and suddenly being taller than you remember him being. I love you long limbs long fingers long teeth long tongue. I love you 'just like your sisters'. I love you trying to fit in but sometimes missing the mark when all is said and done and you're left still. I love you inhuman noises. I love you feathers. I love you bird attributes and I love you unblinking eyes. I love you growing new interconnected limbs. I love you shifting skin and bones. I love you too many eyes and to count. I love you canonical uncanny, I love you headcannon uncanny, I love you monstrous, I love you inhuman but still kind and still sweet and still wanting the best and and and and

[handsmotif]

the stage plays understood teru so well they couldn’t have him waterboard people in real life so they gave him a taser instead and he put a gag on terada that had a bunch of squeakers hooked up to it so every time terada screamed he sounded like a rubber chicken and he admitted he just did it bc it was funny. literally who else is doing it like him

[ttwistedtransistorr]

[itsalmostavengers]

Ik we stevetonies love our ‘Steve pulling Tony out of a bender in the workshop’ trope but me? I LOOOOVE the other way round. A bad mission and Steve loses someone - he tried to save them but it was too late, he couldn’t get there in time. And post-mission he just holes himself up in the gym and stays there. For days. Working himself to exhaustion just so he can shave half a second off his sprint (half a second and that person would be alive), punching bag after bag until his hands are bloody and raw.

Tony is the only one who can get through to him like this. It’s only his voice that can make Steve pause, come back to himself. Sometimes Tony has to actively stand in front of whatever it is Steve’s attacking, which absolutely infuriates him, but damn if it isn’t effective in a way only Tony no-thought-to-his-own-self-preservation Stark could be. And Tony is equally as infuriated that steve is insisting on doing this to himself, but even though his tone is angry, his touch against Steve’s knuckles is impossibly soft.

He’ll drag Steve back up to the land of the living. Put him in the shower and clean him off, freshen him up, make him feel human again. Steve will already be healing, of course, but Tony still tends and bandages his hands - attentive to the finest detail, devoting every part of his mind to just making Steve feel a little bit better.

They don’t talk much throughout this. God knows Tony’s tried it before, but Steve is never in the headspace for it, and Tony never says the right thing anyway. But he’s there.

He runs his fingers over the back of Steve’s palms. Up his forearms. He strokes the sharp curve of Steve’s neck, settling against the quick pulse. Steve’s face is blank, but Tony is always surprisingly patient with him. He waits.

“I’m fine,” Steve will say every time, while his face will say the opposite.

“You’re an idiot,” Tony will respond. “I’m locking you out of the gym.”

He won’t. Steve needs it, even if it’s unhealthy, even if it’s agonising for Tony to watch. This is just how they get through.

But Steve will see the way Tony is looking at him- distressed, angry, worried - and it’ll break through the fog. The thing that always takes priority over everything is Tony, and even though Steve’s brain is screaming at him to get right back to it, he just can’t put it above Tony’s well-being. He couldn’t ever do that.

“I Guess I can take a break now.”

[cupiddzarrow]

I HATE HIM

I HATE this guy with a burning passion so I humanized him </3

[shibaraki]

do u see him. talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before—

[melodychocolat]

hnnngh.... oh alan wilder why are you soooo sexyyyy... aughhh

[rozalega]

PEAK THE ELECTRIC FREAK ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥