#no no let him COOK

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Porrim: What are yo+u do+ing?

Kankri, facing away from a pot on the stove: Since I want this macar9ni t9 c99k as fast as p9ssi6le, I’m deli6erately N9T watching while the water heats up.

Porrim: …

Porrim: Are yo+u familiar with the adage, “a po+t o+n a sto+ yo+u fo+rgo+t to+ turn o+n never bo+ils”?

Kankri: Nice try. Y9u just want me t9 l99k.

[la-grosse-patate]

Roger Cadoret | Far Cry New Dawn (8/?)

[anarchywoofwoof]

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[bishy437]

he won

bonus:

[cricket-moth]

kon: the first problem with gotham is that the entire city has seasonal depression.

kon: and the second problem is that the ‘season’ is the entire fucking year.

[stargazingtranquility]

Sirius: just because men CANT get pregnant, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try your absolute hardest to make it happen. Do better.

Remus:

James:

Regulus: wait he’s onto something.

[justshipsandstuff]

Post canon spoilers!

Lately I’ve really enjoyed drawing Mithrun just living life and interacting with other people

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.

Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.” (Thanks @adeptune01 I honestly forgot about this one.)

[nyerusnova]

yeah... things are pretty yikes right now in the current batfam storyline,

but at least Tim is rocking those thigh-high boots and I just wanted to appreciate that for a sec

[riacte]

Ren our beloved project manager weirdo <3

Sandkeeper version

[nothanksjohnny]

Guys I want angry starscream please I'm begging. I want him calculating every move he does. I want Megatron keeping him by his side because he's frightened on just how much worse starscream will become if he isn't tied down. I wanted a respected starscream because while Megatron can bash your head in star Will easily rip everything from you so he can just watch as you do it yourself. I want a starscream that confronts the others and holds his wings high. I want him to always make it aware he's the second in command for a reason. I want him to have a upper hand on Megatron as well. I want him seeking blood for his fallen fleets. I want him to be ready to carve Vos back up againfrom, the ground up. I want him to remind all the other deceptions he earned his place. I need to him to randomly show Soundwave and Shockwave just why he was and always will be second in command. I adore sympathetic Starscream but please let this man prove he's strong my mental health relys on it.

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

[briccko]

Cooking Messmer🍝

[aaivii]

Oscar probably during the Austrian GP🤣🤣

[mintyeggs]

john helps arthur flirt. worst but most effective wingman ever. arthur is monologuing and has lost both sides of the audience.

also known as: is this why you guys are attracted to my version of arthur? the unbuttoned shirt? the indiana jones style whoreish nature???? all a man has to do is show some cleavage and you all go nuts