Sam dragged Danny to a gala in Gotham. While he'd been excited to go, he was exhausted from fighting a few of his rogues. Make-up helped hide the bruising under his eyes, but not his overall tiredness.
Meanwhile, Tim and Jason are both just as sleep deprived as Danny, but still being forced to go to the gala. Tim is just tiredly allowing himself to be dragged along, and Jason is growling at everyone the entire time. Neither are happy.
Skip to the Gala. Danny loses Sam after she gets dragged off by her parents to meet another person. While searching for her he ends up bumping into Tim. Tim offers to help look, but they both end up just silently standing at the edge of the room hoping no one talks to either of them.
In comes Jason, absolutely seething, eyes almost green. Tim tenses, getting ready for a fight, while Danny just looks at him and is like "this dude is hangry af" and grabs a small thermos(smaller than the Fenton Thermos so he doesn't accidentally try to drink one of the ghosts.) He takes a sip and then hands it to Jason, telling him to drink.
Jason and Tim have no clue where Danny just pulled this thermos from, but figure that he's too sleep deprived to be attempting to poison anyone. So Jason takes a small sip. Then he's downing as much as he can because, damn, he didn't realize he was so thirsty until now. He doesn't even realize the stuff he's drinking is neon green.
By the time he's finished, he's calmed down significantly but is still very tired(that's what happens when you don't go to sleep for a few days.) So he sits down on the floor next to them. They all end up sitting on the floor after a bit, and Jason asks if Danny could get him more of whatever was in the thermos. Danny agrees and becomes Jason's ecto dealer.
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The other day, my friend told me to go cuddle with my 'emotional support spear'.
This is not an insult. The guandao (which is technically a pole arm, not specifically a spear) that's currently chilling on the couch has been a constant fixture there for at least a month. It needs to go into the spare bedroom eventually.
This is just life, well, my life anyways.
edit: this is technically the "temporary emotional support spear. Which is not as good, but does the job."
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Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 253
Wanda: “As they say, behind every powerful woman-“
Agatha: “-is unresolved trauma fueling her desire for perfection!”
Wanda:…
Y/N: “Well no - but yeah?”
Wanda: “No! It’s another powerful woman! That’s how the saying goes!”
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all the portuguese people reblogging that post with “the kardashians are armenian????” lmao see you get me
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I will not get a journal let me spill my messy thoughts here cause its my blog
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murat bent over in his tightest pair of breeches, definitely not sticking his ass out
murat: oh i didnt hear you come in napoleon
napoleon: get out of my room
He just wanted to point something out to Napoleon on his map and uh, um, if he could just reach over and show the emperor—sorry sorry, didn’t mean to bump my arse against you like that—
Napoleon: get outta here
Murat: wait sire I have news about the bottom rung of the opposing army—
Napoleon: try harder. Or don’t, as the case may be.
Murat: well I should think you should listen to me, I was up at the cock’s crow for you.
Napoleon: get out.
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Serpent: *steps aside to reveal that Ace was standing behind him*
Serpent: is this your card??
Maverick: No but that is my boyfriend,
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The groupchat didn’t appreciate my joke, so I figured someone here would
(For context, we’e currently discussing my gender [trans man])
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Listen listen is the Percy Jackson show making changes so big that even me with my horrible little memory is noticing - yes Do I care - absolutely not I'm still enjoying the show and the changes so far have just helped keep me on my toes bc wtf do you mean Percy has 4 pearls?!?? What do you mean the summer solstice has happened?!!? What is going on I need to know !!!!
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