going to other people's houses for dinner is wild because it's such a crapshoot on what kind of culinary experience you're about to have. some places it's just delightful and you feel like you're in that one scene in ratatouille where it's all colourful when he tastes the ingredients. other places it feels like whatever the fuck is on your plate is a close cousin of the pulp they use in paper manufacturing and you wish you had pulled a hillary clinton and smuggled some hot sauce in your bag
Ok so apparently it's not normal that whenever someone goes to a restaurant and I'm with them, I expect them to get just themselves food and then we leave. Like if you get me food or ask if I want anything I will in fact look at you like you're a stranger who just walked up and offered me a 100 dollar bill
I'm on my cultural stereotyping rn but chinese and Jewish people especially gays it is CRITICAL to your survival that you become friends, especially if there aren't a lot of other Chinese or Jewish people around to be friends with. The cultural overlap is indescribably refreshing
-What Peter didn’t realize, and what Dr. Strange didn’t have time to explain, was that everyone would forget who Peter Parker is…including Peter Parker.
-Cue amnesiac Peter, wandering, scared and trying to survive on his own.
*May and Tony are alive, because I refuse to bring back Tony without May because Peter deserves better and I *bawled* in the theatre during both scenes.
-Tony Stark, perhaps with a touch of resistance to magic due to handling the infinity stones, wakes up one morning feeling like something is missing.
-Maybe he goes about his day, drinks his coffee, ruffles his daughters hair with his fancy prosthetic, and wanders up the stairs and into a certain guest room, except this guest room is messy with textbooks, and clothes on the floor that would fit a teenage boy and he *freaks*.
- He is missing a whole ass child and has no idea whom, or why.
How do you find a missing person if you don’t know who you’re missing?
*using movie logic, no clear photos or digital data exists, except that which is related to Spider-Man
- So much potential for a mystery novel, detective Tony on the case to find his son, and once he does, figure out what happened and what the heck Spider-Man has to do with it.
Surprise Biodad AU: Maybe he gets desperate, asks Strange for a tracking spell that tracks DNA matches to a certain percentage.
And it WORKS, but no one knows any better so no one realizes anything is off until memories are back lol.
Fabulous outstanding incredible thank you!!!!
I'm gonna queue this post as a gift to the whole irondad community for while I'm away. you rock @knittyninja <333
okay so im staying the night at my friend's in my Uni City on sunday bc my maths exam is monday morning and i dont have any accommodation there anymore (which is really stupid on the uni i feel? like they expect kids to be paying the train and accommodation fares AND navigate the current rail strikes AND revise during heatwaves when they could just very easily in this post-covid world put the exams online? baffling) and this is my one coursemate that's super super good for me in that she's VERY disciplined and WILL yell at me if im not working like i should be. she's also the econ student who asked me in the corruption lecture if tax evasion is legal but that's neither here nor there. anyway my point is she lives locally hence why im staying with her and i cannot stress enough how much she singlehandedly holds my academic life together. like i am going to show up on her doorstep with all my notes and just burst into tears im sure of it