The Piña Colada song carves a trajectory across the chart over the course of the song.
Love Songs [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Y-axis label:] Do you like me?
[X-axis label:] Do I like you?
[X- and Y-axis values (from bottom left):] NO!!; No; Unclear or Neutral; Yes; YES!!
[Top left quarter:] No Scrubs
That Don't Impress Me Much
Cry Me a River
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
[Middle left:] You're So Vain
[Bottom left quarter:] I Will Survive
Somebody That I Used To Know
You Oughta Know
[Center:] Thank U, Next
[Top right quarter:] Teenage Deam
Shape of You
I Will Always Love You
Call Me Maybe
[Middle right:] Killing Me Softly
[Bottom right quarter:] Girlfriend
You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
You Belong With Me
Creep
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"No Scrubs" with every second beat removed
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Damian: Grayson I have some questions about a song I heard at school today
Dick: I'm scared, but let's hear it
Damian: If a man has no job or money, he's a scrub. Is he a scrub until he has a job? Or until his first paycheck? What if he's too young or too busy with his studies to join the workforce? If a man is a scrub when he doesn't have his own car, does he become a scrub everytime he takes his car in to get the oil changed? Father doesn't drive during the day. Is he a scrub?
Dick:..... I'm not going to lie, I don't know how to answer any of that. But i really want to know the answers. HEY JASON
Jason: Ask Steph. You're not prepared for my dissertation on scrubs. Just ask Steph
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tlc on the set of no scrubs
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I don't want no scrubs. Scrubs are the romance killers. Scrubs are the bustas who bring total swaglessness. I will not take the scrubs' numbers. I will not give them mine. I will not meet them nowhere. I will not take none of their time. I will permit the scrubs to pass over me and through me, and when they have gone through me, I will turn the inner eye to see their path, and where the scrubs have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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