#nonbinary humor

[lgbtqtext]

[rolaplayor101]

He's my girlfriend

~Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck at some point

[disastergay]

*mobster voice* agenda you say? which genda?

[neuroqueercrafting]

Now for sale with free shipping at Neuroqueer Crafting on Etsy!

Sometimes the only way to deal with neurotypical or cishet nonsense is to laugh it off. Here's a dry-erase magnet to keep track of how long the neurotypicals / cishets manage to behave themselves — and to dramatically record when they lose their streak.

Adhesive vinyl letters on a 6 inches x 4 inches dry-erase magnet. Let me know if there’s a different message you’d like!

ID: white rectangular dry erase magnets reading “it’s been (blank) days since the last cishet / cis / neurotypical nonsense.” Another reads “cishets confused this week”

[the-entity-down-the-street]

I don't listen to Mother Mother, but I do listen to Will Wood and Lemon Demon and I think that gets the same point across

[trans-masc-trashpile]

Bread 👍🏻

[the-beasts-have-arrived]

Me, only using they/them pronouns for the narrator of A Tell-Tale Heart: Diversity win! The insane murderer is non binary!

[at-least-i-think-im-funny]

someone: whats ur gender someone else: Oh, my gender? it's a little bit weird. someone: yeah thats fine. but what is it tho. someone else: Oh, yeah. it's a little bit weird.

[some-assholes-familiar]

At that point in the non-biney experience where I could probably survive a fae encounter because I don’t have a fuckiNG NaMe!!

[thatqueergarbagerat]

What’s a neopronoun user’s favorite food?

A ze/zir salad

[lgbtqtext]

[rolaplayor101]

Jack: hey, North? You ever feel,,, not like a guy?

North: heh?

Jack: like, sometimes you feel like a guy, but other times you feel, like, less like a guy? But other times you don't feel like a guy at all? And not like you don't feel like a guy but you feel like a girl, but like you don't feel like.. Anything?? At all?? Am i making any sense?

North, putting a hand on Jack's shoulder: Jack, my friend. Its time to teach you the ways of the he/they.

[bonded-earth]

Why do physical forms require so much upkeep? Like I get it, but some times it's like come on!

Sometimes you just want to be a sentient hole in reality, you know? There, but not.

[earthmoonlotus]

[image description: tumblr tags which read “tbh I don’t have my shit together enough to call myself a woman”]

my mutual @ladylepidoptera just left this on a reblog from me and like...honestly it’s such a mood that it deserves to be its own post.

[ejheart]

a little nonbinary valentines day humor for ya hehe

(on my website ej.heart.com -> free printables - you can print this for your cute person, theyfriend, etc)

[raqualswonderfunblog]