#none of that comic shit

[dizzybizz]

KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.

uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)

Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?

Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.

Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!

Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?

Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!

a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

This is the funniest way of depicting Speedster Speedster Sense™ ever

(Speedster Speedster Sense™: a Speedster's innate ability to track and locate other Speedsters, especially when the tracked Speedster is using their powers)

They're like bloodhounds after a squirrel lmao

Normally, this kinda thing is depicted as a speedster just kinda knowing where someone is (see, below)

Like these panels where Barry just knows where Max and Wally are. There are tons and tons of instances of Speedsters vaguely feeling another Speedster nearby or, like Barry, just knowing their exact coordinates but seeing an energy trail? That's fun. I like that so much better.

It isn't the first time we've seen something like this. Wally tracked down a time manipulator for Dick one time exactly like Ace and Avery. But it's just so fun. I'm glad to see it back.

[fffuckthelaxbros]

alternatively‚

Also if you’ve only read the main comic so far I recommend also checking out the extras tag! There’s a lot more fun stuff in there (like. A lot)

[donnatroyyyy]

Dick and Jason fighting:

Dick: you’re nothing but a scummy, worthless piece of shit! I hope you die again! You should’ve never come back in the first place!

Jason: oh yeah?! Well you’re nothing than a big fake who doesn’t deserve to be here with the family or with superheroes in general! There’s a reason why you’re the one Bruce took the longest to adopt! It’s because you’re not worth it! You’re worthless and nobody loves you!

Dick: well at least I can get my own juice box from the grocery shop! But oh no I’m Jason Todd, the favorite child because I fucking died and I need to do everything criminally because I’m rebelling! Get over yourself you ass no one thinks you’re cool!

Jason: and people think you’re cool?! With your fucking mullet phase and need to over sexualize yourself?! Yeah fucking sure, stop blowing this out of proportion it’s a fucking juicebox!

Dick: and you’re just a fucking failure but oh look at that— Bruce still loves you for some reason!

Jason: what you’re sad cuz he doesn’t love you?!

Dick: and you’re sad because you never had a real mother?

*five minutes later*

Dick, in Jason’s doorway, has done this a million times before with all his siblings: I’m going to bat burger

Jason, was contemplating burning down Dick’s apartment, and also wanted to go ask Dick his opinion on some cargos but didn’t want to be the first to cave: I’m coming with

[anonymouspuzzler]

(To Davy and Buck) Hey y'all ever think of hiring any henchmen? Obviously there's a cost issue there, but getaway securing, junk sorting, babysitting... you can get a lot of use out of a good union hench.

it is SO hard out there for a henchperson these days

(image ID/transcript under cut!)

[Image 1 ID: Panel one of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Buck (a middle-aged white man with a barrel-chested build, balding with a bushy mustache, wearing a turtleneck and slacks) is gesturing with one hand with the other on his hip, saying grouchily, "You think I got hench money? Hell, you think I got hench space?? This is a one-bedroom hideout and I've already got this kid takin' up my whole couch!!" In the background, Minnie (a 13-year-old white girl with a stocky build and large braided pigtails, wearing a school uniform-type blouse and pleated skirt, plus fingerless gloves and a sweater tied around her neck) is sitting on the couch holding a video game controller with one hand, glaring and flipping Buck off. End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: Panel two of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Davey (a middle-aged black man with a lanky build, amputated right arm, diagonal scar across his face, thin mustache, large ears, thick eyebrows and curly hair in a ponytail, wearing a baggy tank top and loose shorts) is standing to Buck's right, grimacing and gesturing with his left hand. He says, "I never really enjoyed working with henchmen, to be honest. Granted, I don't think the ones I worked with were union, which was probably at least part of the problem..." Buck, turning to look at Davey with confusion, says, "Wait. You had henchmen?" Davey responds, "I worked with henchmen." End ID.]

[Image 3 ID: Panel 3 of a comic featuring Puzz's OCs. Buck and Davey are standing in the background, with Minnie on the couch in the foreground. Buck, gesturing with both hands and looking confused and frustrated, says, "When did you-", only for Davey to interrupt by turning to Minnie with a grin and calling, "You get Street Fighter working yet, Min?" Buck shouts, "DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT", while Minnie, gesticulating angrily in front of her, also shouts, "THEY TRAPPED ME ON THE STUPID EULA!!". End ID.]

[stealingyourbones]

The adventures of Dash Baxter and the kid he beat the shit out of in highschool

Ok THIS is a fic that I’ve been working on for absolute ages but I’m doing my damndest to finish.

It’s a Dash x Danny fic but I’m doing my best to make them like actually sweet and a non toxic relationship. They’re in their mid 20’s. For context: Dash is a Gotham Bomb Disposal Technician.

Here’s a lil snippet of my outline:

Dash and Danny go to a bar and Dash drunkenly rants about dealing with the joker boxes and riddler boxes and the dumb bullshit that the riddler does with his bomb and gas boxes as danny also drunkenly pipes in and giggles to Dash’s exaggerated stories to make Danny laugh.

Cue a moment of sobriety in that moment where Dash hauntedly recounts a time where he was too late to stop a Joker box from going off and having to see the aftermath. Tortured smiling faces of people who died laughing to a very painful prank. A mother holding her smiling child as their hollow eyes stare into nothing. Danny tells him of his parents and their experiments on ghosts and how they couldn’t fathom that ghosts were real people and that he was kept awake hearing the ghosts screams and could do nothing about it.

They bond over the horrors they’ve seen in their lives and Dash brings Danny back to his apartment and kisses him on the cheek as a thank you. You know, as homies do.

[camarilla-arts]

still thinking a lot about my turtle Iteration. Carter and Slash hangin out on a city rooftop. heres the small tag so far.

[lildoodlenoodle]

(A thought process post from a couple weeks ago lol, also when I say spiderverse events I’m talking about the comics)

Rereading spider noir 2020 run and ummm wow they rlly threw the actual chronological timeline out the window Huh. Like the 2020 run is before WW2. The spiderverse events happen after ww2, cause at the beginning of spiderverse it’s referenced that MJ was part of the war effort, WHAT ARE WE DOING. Cause he dies/gets resurrected in spiderverse and the 2020 run references that. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

Ok, did some research. I lied to you. So MJ was apart of the Lincoln Brigade or smth in Spain. Originally, I just assumed that that was a team/effort during WW2 but it’s not. They were American volunteers who were helping out during the Spanish civil war, which ended in 1939(?). So in all likelyhood MJ doesn’t get back to the states until 1939.

First things first, if MJ is the same age as Peter that puts her at about(assuming 1933 vol.1 HS age 15-18) 21-24 and AUGHHHHH. But either way that means Peter is 21-24 during the beginning of the spiderverse events and the spiderverse events end before WW2 starts in 1939 and the US enters the war in 1941. AND noir 2020 happens BEFORE WW2 aswell. That is too tight of a timeline but I digress(writers YOU’RE KILLING ME).

[halenhusky309]

A ShockOp transformers!AU headcanon-ish *even though I just make shit up on the way and borrowed stuffs from different continuations.

I just reread Transformers Unicron and I'm still pissed at what they did to Shockwave. But then I thought, well, there's a way to change story around with the whole "changing the past" that exude the tragic old yaoi men from these nuckleheads.

Would it be funny that when Shockwave got blasted into oblivion/black hole after Dark Cybertron series, he is still alive and retains his pre-empurata self, but stuck in black hole. The dude does a lot of self-reflections and angst for all shits he had done during that 4-million pointless war. And the worst of all, he had hurted Orion/Optimus so many times that would cause Shockwave to develop some self-hatred to himself, and at the same, he wishes that if he had a chance to change the past, he swear to himself that he would keep Orion safe. Well, one time he manages to witness the past and future of his world and along with many other multiverses (I'm just bullshitting this part but will work on this later), and he sees in distant future that Orion will die horribly. Thus, the dude decides to go back to the past and change the future, only to fuck up the past so bad it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Imagine the irony of saving the one you love, only for the love one sacrifice themselves in the end to save you, due to how you mess up with the past.

[normalenjoyer-png]

bonniebreak is so funny cause freddy walks in on mike right after he just beat the actual ever loving shit out of his best friend and mike just turns around like "ahhh ummm it wasn't meee 👉👈... wait i can just erase your memory. come with me or ill kill you too"

[batcavescolony]

The Concept of this issue(the 300th issue) is, 'What if Superman landed in 1976'. it was the middle of the Cold War so there was a fight between USA and Russia over who got the pod

Obviously USA won

Poor baby Clark's first food on earth was 1976 Military food, and then he was raised by the US Military! 😬 (also it looks like baby Clark stole Garths old Aqualad outfit)

That's certainly something, also he's skyboy. ...But anyway lets see what people in 1976 thought the future was gonna be like!

A dome around the White House, strato-jets(?), Eco friendly super-sonic air craft that lands in sea ports, The Empire State Building becomes 1mile tall, the USA has base with lasers on the moon, a Woman is President, Tri vision TV's (?) and hovering chairs.

We don't have a single one of those things and this is what they thought the 1990s was gonna be like.... Sorry 1976 comic writers we let you down.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

This is the Conner Kent representation we deserve

Eating fast food in a leather jacket while sitting so bisexually that his shirt is riding up.

10/10 Kon El

[planerot]

The BoomKids 'Radiator Springs' comic makes Sarge and Fillmore so incredibly gay for each other it's not even funny. Big 'ol warning, this is gonna be a bit of a long post because I found this comic and need to infodump.

So first off, they apparently met in the 'summer of love'. (Is this just the writers riffing on hippie stereotypes? Probably. Am I gonna read way to into all this? Absolutely.)

Why was it the summer of love Fillmore? Is there any reason at all that you would consider it the summer of love, HM? (Also, love that this panel VERY heavily implies drugs are canon in the cars universe and that Fillmore may or may not be the type to use them. Good for him.)

Essentially, the needed context for this panel is that Fillmore and a bunch of other cars gather in the desert for a big festival, and more and more cars show up each year. (They just call it a 'festival' in the comic, but there is another panel showing how it's just a big hippie festival with multiple big fires going on so...it's just the car's universe version of Burning Man. Burning Car?)

Sarge is asked to help come and stop the festival by Sheriff due to concerns over how many cars are there and the chance of an accident happening.

A stray ember catches Sarge's canopy on fire and no one really steps into help until Fillmore dumps a bucket of water on him. (Don't think to hard about how he did that with no hands or thumbs. That's probably the reason the throw is off screen.)

(Fellas, is it gay to blush after saving the guy who was literally trying to shut down your party all of 5 seconds ago?)

There was a million ways they could've framed this and they chose to make Fillmore act like that. I know the artist was probably trying to make him seem embarrassed/shy/flustered but like...the blush is certainly a choice that can be interpreted some ways.

(Fellas, it is gay to 'Be burning' to tell your friend how you and your totally just BFF met?)

(Fellas, is it gay to decide to change careers and move into a middle of nowhere town because some hippie you met once asked you to bring a military cannon to said middle of nowhere town?)

Context for these panels is basically for an anniversary of Radiator Springs, the residents decide to hold a party. Ramone suggests having a cannon at the party (No, I have no idea why that was his first idea as opposed to something more traditional like fireworks, let alone where he thought they were going to get said cannon.) and Fillmore calls Sarge over to bring the cannon. Sarge decides to stay in Radiator Springs after that.

I feel like these speak for themselves.

(FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BE SEEN AS JUST TOTALLY CLOSE, PLATONIC, BEST FRIENDS- *gunshot*)

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Broke: Tim’s addicted to coffee and all the other Batkids have generally more reasonable, if still stupid, sleep schedules.

Woke: Babs started the trend of not sleeping for actual days and is addicted to coffee, Dick is so severely traumatized and overworked he takes caffeine pills regularly to exist, Tim also will gladly go a week without sleeping but chugs those stupidly sugary energy drinks every five minutes, Cass is a god who can go for two or three whole days on nothing but spite but will then pass out for 48 hours minimum, Steph will occasionally have periods where she just Does Not Sleep and no one is sure what she uses but they’re all 95% sure she’s just high on waffles, Damian would gladly Not Sleep for days but somehow they’ve all banded together to make sure he actually does because he’s 11, Duke maybe the daytime hero of Gotham but as a result he winds up doing his schoolwork so late into the night after procrastinating for hours so when he’s done he just gives up and spends the rest of the day in a haze and this happens three times a week, Bruce once spent a whole week in the Batcave and when Alfred found him he hadn’t slept at all, his eyes were bloodshot as he stared blankly at the screen unable to comprehend anything, and somehow Jason, despite his shit ton of trauma and being a crime lord and also legally dead, is the only one with an even remotely sane sleep schedule.

[kabeddon]

His personality is not final but I really do think he only acts like this around his 'arch nemesis' (one-sided).

Besides this, he is an ikemen with serious rizz.

[daigah]

not normal rn I'm thinking about Ted too hard... GRRAAHHHHHH