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folkloregirlfriend · 1 year
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prince-peachie · 6 months
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Sleepy boys
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krystelovesanime · 15 days
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Headcanon that Tony Stark despises Samsung and is utterly disgusted that Peter has been carrying one that has a cracked phone screen and has been carrying it since he was 13.
"A Samsung? Seriously Pete?" Tony would say, holding up Peter's 'phone'. "You will not be carrying this under this roof, not on my watch."
Tony would instantly change Peter's phone to a Stark one instantly, and definitely will not care about what Peter has to say about it.
(Bonus points if Tony also despises Apple because they are always copy pasting their phone models. "All they do I update the camera which is not even that good.")
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fighting-naturalist · 5 months
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"Great. All those years of 'just saying no.'"
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ml-goggles · 7 months
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i don't have a problem. shut up.
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kindahoping4forever · 2 months
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Ash on IG Story and Ai FM
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ded-i-am · 3 months
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Ah, yes, I can see the family resemblance.
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yourtamaki · 2 years
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How do you think sanji would react to worship? As someone who's an established giver, I'm very curious to hear your thoughts (in immaculate detail) about him when the tables are turned
oooooh i have many thoughts :3
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he hates it at first and feels so fucking guilty over it. sanji always centres you and your pleasure during sex and it’s not that he’s being courteous, it’s cause he truly can’t fathom it being any other way. so when you drop to your knees in front of him and kiss his thighs saying you want to take care of him for once, he’s immediately off balancing and spiralling.
and it feels good, of course it does. it feels so fucking good when you trace the veins on the underside of his cock with your tongue, when you take his tip into your mouth and hum as you lick up a bead of precum. but just underneath all that pleasure is a mounting anxiety that he’s being selfish for just taking and not giving anything in return. he’s restless as you take him deeper and and deeper, hands clenching and unclenching by his side because he should be doing something, right? shouldn’t he be doing something for you right now? he’s so lost in thought he doesn’t realize you’ve pulled off until you’re calling his name, voice as soft as the look in your eyes.
sanji will never tell you that he nearly cries when you ask if you were doing a bad job cause it doesn’t look like he’s enjoying himself. it would take a very open and vulnerable conversation where he explains how he feels before either of you would ever try to attempt it again. one day, he’ll drink in your love like a glutton without an inkling of shame to hold him back, let it fill his lungs and pulse in his veins. one day, you’ll sink to your knees and he’ll push into your mouth till your nose is brushing blond curls and your throat’s gagging around him and he won’t doubt for a second that this is something he doesn’t deserve.
one day, he’ll feel worthy enough to accept your love.
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twistedgardens · 9 months
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Screaming, crying, throwing up over Deuce's hot mom
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moon932 · 1 year
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"The person who could tell me not to do it is the ground"
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hausofmamadas · 5 months
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AQUÍ DENTRO HAY UNA CAJA NEGRA | Las chingónas de Sky Rojo
♫ To the tune of Mary Magdalene by FKA Twigs ♫
Salud a mi gente!!! It’s been 9 months but I finally did another video skskwjwjw
“Aquí dentro hay una caja negra” = the general thesis of this video and also fuck around and find out😂because these trifling men fucked around and did, indeed, find out
I made this for like me and the 3 other ppl on the internet who’ve seen this show. Also it’s a moral imperative that I give the most massive of shoutouts to @narcolini for showing me this song bc without it, this video would not exist. Like forreal, it had never occurred to me to make a Sky Rojo video until I heard it bc I was in the middle of a Rafa vid that I had to take a break from bc turns out that Tenoch is undercover garbage and I just couldn’t with men Ruining Everything for Everyone with their Dumb Dicks which then made this like some kind of weird feminist clap back attempt but like only in my head
Anyway, I haven’t slept, so I don’t have anything pithy or absurd to scream say so without further ado, please enjoy this unofficial music video/trailer for Sky Rojo but like if it were an Oscar nominated feature😂😂
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taglist: @ashlingnarcos @cositapreciosa
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thequeenofsastiel · 2 years
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MAME has a speech restriction kink, methinks
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seradae · 9 months
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Kidnapping you and turning you into my housepet. Just setting up the nicest possible cage for you and giving you a life full of love, pets, and kinky sex. No thoughts, just puppy ♥️
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healerelowen · 1 month
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I love it when robots admire the little things about their human partner. I love it when they notice little patterns in their behavior. I love it when they count the little freckles or moles on their face. I love it when they admire how soft and squishy their body is. I love it when they admire how their eyes shine whenever they smile at them.
I am so normal about this I swear
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thedarkjotun · 1 year
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no but you guys don’t understand… i’m so down bad for this bastard that whenever i’m watching something and the subs say ‘(ominous music)’ i look over at my bf like
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cattyanon · 28 days
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Birthday is coming up very soon! 8 days from now aka March 9th. :>
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