#nopsi nonsense

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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

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Saiki: Hmm... My back feels a little stiff.

Saiki's family:

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Why is Teruhashi into Saiki? Why has Teruhashi shown no interest in any other man? Why is Teruhashi so obsessed with Aiura's breasts and hair and culture?

Is she a lesbian with a weakness for pathetic little blorbos? Is she bi and grey-ace? Is she just really into bitches with psychic powers?

The answer may surprise you.

Teruhashi is actually really into...

hairpins.

This also explains why she's so fascinated by Saiki's "hairpins" and always immediately goes to grab them when given the chance.

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Toritsuka's Character Arc in a Nutshell

(Collab with @hillbilly---man!!)

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Why Torisai is more canon than Terusai

Reason #1

Teruhashi and Saiki are weirdly obsessed with each other but while Saiki knows her intimately, Teruhashi's mental image of Saiki is completely wrong.

Toritsuka and Saiki are weirdly obsessed with each other DESPITE knowing each other way too well.

Reason #2

Saiki has, at most, risked his reputation for Teruhashi. Teruhashi has endangered Saiki by purposefully sending her simps after him.

Toritsuka and Saiki risked their lives to save each other from danger.

Reason #3

Saiki has to be forced by at least 5 layers of circumstance to allow touch between him and Teruhashi.

Saiki willingly allows Toritsuka to hug him in public, including at school, where everyone knows Toritsuka is the Germ, which risks damaging Saiki's reputation.

Reason #4

Saiki actively tried to get Teruhashi a boyfriend by cheating with psychic powers.

Saiki half-ass tried to get Toritsuka a girlfriend one time, and thereafter prevents Toritsuka from getting girlfriends by cheating with psychic powers.

Reason #5

Saiki cringes at being subjected to Teruhashi's bizarre "offu" fantasies.

Saiki revels in subjecting Toritsuka to bizarre psychosexual fantasies.

Reason #6

Saiki has never made a move on Teruhashi.

Saiki canonically kabedon'd Toritsuka.

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[Original]

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👀 Flirting Styles 👀

Yumehara: hehehe let me recreate a romantic trope for us to fall in love with <3

Kuboyasu: I've stolen a car so we can elope, have you packed your stuff yet?

Aiura: bestie seems a little shy so let's give him a little "accidental" second base action so we can get over the initial #awkward phase real quick!

Teruhashi: I will conspire to arrange a million opportunities for you to pledge unending loyalty to me. Should some hussy snatch you up first, I will recreate myself into a superior version of her so you'll have no choice but to kneel at my feet in awe.

Saiki: Seeing you from every angle during your most private and intimate moments is not enough. I will place a hold on my ethics around money if it gets in the way of crafting the most personalized lure for your attention. I need you to become just as obsessed with me as I am with you.

Toritsuka: please for the love of god let me smash

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You know, I think it's an obvious conclusion that Kusuke probably doesn't give a shit about sports but actually it would be pretty funny if the Brits got him really into football (soccer) or rugby and he spends a surprising amount of time trying to convince the sports leagues to let him upgrade the players with robotics or whatever.

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"Kill them with kindness?" Good grief.

BLOOD CURSE!!!

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Was looking something up and ran into this panel. Observations:

Kuboyasu likes visiting hidden hot springs, which is one of Saiki's passions too. Enormous kubosai opportunity here. Two bros sitting in a hot spring...

Nendo still wants to build a raft after getting stuck on a deserted island for days. No self-preservation, huh?

Teruhashi is a NERD.

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Kaido's problem is that he was clearly meant to have been the youngest child instead of the eldest son but his parents fucked up the birth order.

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Literally feel so sorry for people who only saw the first season of Saiki K and quit instead of watching the subbed second season. Imagine missing out on Aiura, Satou, Akechi, and the whole cat tank and volcano arc.....literally tragic.

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So many posts like "Kusuke should go to therapy".

Comrades.... who exactly are you proposing he gets therapy from??

To him, going to therapy would be like going to the farmyard to pick out a surgeon.

You think he's going to trust a random monkey to know better about his own mind and outlook than HE does??

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New PK Academy rumor:

Saiki vapes?!

(Saiki ends up more mad at Kusuke about the rumor than about the whole robotic copy thing)

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The Psychickers' Strategies for

✨Birth Control✨

Saiki Kusuo:

24hr Restoration

X-Ray Vision inspection of whether there are any eggs in the danger zone

Applied Hydrokinesis

Aiura Mikoto:

Asking her crystal ball whether she has any chance of getting preganté today

Akechi Touma:

Automatically keeps perfect track of the menstrual cycles of everyone he's close to

Clinically optimized application of traditional birth control techniques

Toritsuka Reita:

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Okay, absolutely had to make a Saiki version of the last post.