#nora valkyrie

[enaspaces]

rewatching v3 and remembering that nora won ren stuffed animals during the vytal festival.

she says “i’ll win you another stuffed animal.” while dragging them away from jaune and pyrrha. i need to know how many she got since they were likely lost to the fall of beacon. did ren decorate their own bed with them each time they woke up?

I also think it’s funny that ren was so caught up in the princess treatment he was getting that he payed no mind to what arkos was doing lmao.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: Aw man!

Ruby: What's wrong?

Nora: Jauney bought pancake supplies, but won't be able to make it back due to the storm tonight!

Ruby: Oh no! Penny's out there too!

Nora: Well- Her and Jaune are actually together right now. They're splitting their lien on a hotel room for the night.

Ruby: O- oh. Well, that's good! They're pretty friendly with each other! they'll keep each other safe!

Nora: You sound weirdly worried for them.

Ruby: They're my friends! I can be worried for them!

Nora: ... That's it?

Ruby: ... They're incredibly gullible. They can get tricked so easy and it make me sad to think that.

Nora: Well, like you said they have each other! they'll be fine!

~~~~~

Jaune: Oh, there's only one bed. You can have it if you want-

Penny: Oh I don't mind sharing. If anything you will get more use with the bed than I will.

Jaune: I've got to say, this place was in kind of an odd spot far off the main street.

Penny: My GPS Said it was the nearest and most affordable location.

Jaune: What's this place's name again?

Penny: "Hotel Amor"

Jaune: ...

Penny: ... What?

Jaune: Do you know what that means?

Penny: The literal translation is "Hotel Love." The description stated it was a "Lovely Hotel"

Jaune: Did it say lovely?

Penny: It said "Love Hotel" but I had figured it was a grammar or spelling mistake.

Jaune: ... Okay then. Can you please look up what a "Love Hotel" is?

Penny: ...

Penny: *Blushing* Oh!

Jaune: ... *Blushing, looking away* So, uh, yeah-

Penny: This is excellent!

Jaune: What?

Penny: Well, I have been wanting to try ... and I believe we know each other well enough ... Jaune, would you engage in sexual intercourse with me?

Jaune: *Blushing harder* ... Uhm. Let's not or today, but maybe we could go out sometime? Like, on a date?

Penny: *Blushing* That sounds wonderful Jaune.

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[rwac96]

F-O-O-D (Dragon Ball/RWBY Crossover Shitpost)

Ren: "Jaune, do you want to get some D-E-S-E-R-T."

Jaune: "Yeah, I need a T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *approaching her teammates* "Whatcha guys talkin' about?"

Gohan: *walks up next to her* "Yeah, why did you guys just spell deser--?"

Pyrrha: "Gohan, no!"

Jaune: "Gohan, shut up!"

Ren: "Don't say it!"

Gohan: *blinks* "Why?"

Jaune: *grimaces* "Gods, how do we explain this?"

Ren: "Nora..." *exhales, looking at his long-time friend* "...can't spell."

Nora: *stands there, humming to herself*

Gohan: *eyes widened* "What?!"

Pyrrha: "She can't spell! When we talk about something she wants, we spell it out loud so she doesn't get too excited."

Gohan: *bewildered* "She's about to be 18! She can't handle hearing the word treat?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan, excited* "TREAT?"

Jaune: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *dejected* "Aww."

Gohan: *cringes, turns to the rest of Team J_PR* "Okay, what is happening?"

Jaune: "You just saw! She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T."

Nora: *turns to her leader* "Whatcha talkin' about, Jaune?"

Jaune: "Homework."

Nora: "Aww, shucks."

Gohan: *squints* "So, you guys treat her like a toddler?!"

Nora: *excited* "TREAT?"

Pyrrha: "No treat!"

Nora: "TREAT??"

Jaune: "No treat!!"

Nora: "TREAT???"

Ren: "No treat!!!"

Nora: *sad* "Awwwww...."

Jaune: "Buddy, you gotta spell if you're talkin' about F-O-O-D."

Gohan: *scratches his hair* "Okay, are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?"

Nora: *turns to Gohan* "SNACK?"

Jaune: *groans* "Oh, come on!"

Ren: *pinches the bridge of his nose* "Dammit, Gohan!"

Pyrrha: *facepalms* "Dear Lords...really?"

Gohan: *annoyed* "Oh, c'mon! I spelled it!"

Ren: "She knows how to spell snack!"

Gohan: "She knows how to spell 'snack' but can't spell 'treat'?!"

Nora: *excited once more* "TREAT?"

Gohan: *turns to her* "No treat!"

Nora: *brings out Magnihild* "TREAT??"

Pyrrha: "No treat!!"

Nora: *hopping up & down* "TREAT???"

Ren: "NO TEART!!!"

Nora: *stomps the ground* "MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Ren: "Okay, she's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P."

Nora: *relaxed* "Yeah!"

Gohan: *annoyed* "What does 'N-A-P' stand for?"

Nora: *smugly* "Party."

[set-wingedwarrior]

One thing I love about renora is how Nora, despite being head over heels for Ren since forever, never considered him absolutely perfect, never being blind to his flaws.

And I know that that's particularly relevant on the Atlas arc, but I am specifically referring to his "nutriscious juice" from V3 that made her throw up and yell at him.

No lies or pleasantries for her crush, just a very real "What is wrong with you?!", and I think that's beautiful.

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *runs into the room with her scroll in one hand* Nora, help!

Nora: *looks up from assembling a pancake-ice cream edifice* Woah! Watch the pancake sculpture! What’s up, Pyr?

Pyrrha: *shoves her scroll into Nora’s hands* I was texting Jaune, and he started flirting, but then I started flirting back, and then HE flirted harder, and now it’s reached a critical point where I have to send something…

Nora: …something…? 🤨

Pyrrha: …sexy… 😣

Nora: …

Nora: …that’s it…? What’s the problem?

Pyrrha: I’ve never done this before, and I don’t want to mess it up! It’s not something simple like head-shotting an opponent or running an endurance course!

Pyrrha: Please help me!

Nora: Okay, okay…! Let me see…

Nora: *typing and editing* …a little playfulness here…a euphemism there…and the sexy, sexy knockout blow!

Nora: …aaaaaaand send!

Pyrrha: *waiting* 😕

Nora: 😏

Pyrrha: Are you sure that Jaune is going to-

*text tone*

Pyrrha/Nora: *look down at Pyrrha’s scroll*

Nora: It’s a nude pic! 😃

Pyrrha: It is! Nora, you did it! 😃

Pyrrha/Nora: *hugging and jumping in excitement* 😄

Pyrrha: *runs out of the room while undoing her top* I need to go do something right now! Thanks again, Nora!

Nora: *toasts Pyrrha with her pancake pile* Godspeed, P-money! Godspeed…!

[howlingday]

Yang: Wait a minute... Do you like Jaune?!

Nora: YES~!

Yang: That's so cute! Did you tell him yet?!

Nora: I tried, but for some reason, every time I try to ask him out, I get choked up!

Yang: Aw... You're a sweet girl, Nora. Don't let anyone or anything stop you from asking him out!

Nora: Thanks, Yang.

Yang: Of course! I'm rooting for you! ...Even though the idea of Thor and Joan of Arc getting hooked up is so weird.

Nora: I knooooooow...

[obligatoryjauneblog]

You can't convince me male Pyrrha (I literally forgot how to spell his name as I'm writing this) wouldn't at least be more of a bottom or power bottom.

Yang: Man, Pyrrhus is hardcore, look at how he limps. You know he went all out on leg day.

Nora: Uhuh...

Yang: Like he's barely able to walk, legit he's holding himself up by the desks and having Jaune carry him. How many squats did he do?

Nora: Oh a lot... all over Jaune's face I'm sure...

Yang: What was that?

Nora: All over the gym floor I'm sure!

[amelia-yap]

not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath

inspired by this

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[raccrows]

simpler times

[marylizabetha]

Boop!

[veelilee]

some sketches :)

[kizzycannon]

Tumblr today be like

[frankielucky]

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