#not an incorrect quote

[incorrect-first-order]

people in the star wars fandom: the sequels are so dumb and stupid i miss the eu, which was badass and cool and not stupid

the eu:

[tang0w0tek]

"Skizzleman, may I have your meat in me mouth please."

"Alright hold on a second this is not what I signed up for"

"Squire, behold, Skizzle's meat shall now go into me mouth."

"Milord, it's so thick!"

These three. Why.

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

Coma! Buck: *a teacher*

Christopher: *a child*

Eddie: *a single Dad of said child*

[thatdepressedturtle]

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT EYE-CONTACT ISNT STARING INTO SOMEONES SOUL THROUGH THEIR EYES, AND ITS ATCUALLY JUST LOOKING AT SOMEONES FACE?

DUDE HAVE I BEEN SCARING PEOPLE MY WHOLE LIFE?

( Sad and confused autistic noises )

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

*ghost sound*

[incorrectbarbie]

[marsdeathdefiances]

Petition to rename ‘The Odyssey’ to ‘Are You There Gods? It’s me, Odysseus’

[goodomensbutwrong]

god i love new people finding good omens i hope u enjoyed it😭😭 it used to be so peaceful here…the good ol days

[incorrecthatchetfield]

I can't believe my phone has been autocorrecting Grace Chasity to Grace Chastity this entire time and NOBODY TOLD ME

[myhusbandwouldplay]

Can we talk about this for a minute????

The way Hector motions to the family to get behind him and puts his hand out to protect them is *chef's kiss*. He's already taking the role of Patriarch of the family. 🥹

Also, how he's at the front, being the leader and ready to jump in if De La Cruz lays a finger on Imelda. 🥺💜

The twins looking out for each other is everything to me. I don't know which one is which, but one of them pulling the other back broke me. It was so sweet! 😭😭😭

This gif is everything to me. It shows how much the family loves each other and how they look out for one another. 🧡

[incorrect-first-order]

armitage hux + text posts

[tang0w0tek]

Scar out of context episode 3:

"Never underestimate the Pringles man."

"It'll make a sharp angle right into my crack"

"Was it like moon on moon? I'm confused."

"I've just never mooned on mooned somebody."

(SKIZZ) "Yeah I know, but you're gonna power through this." (SCAR) *laughter* "That's what she said–" (GEM) *punches him* "Stop it."

"Do they moon land at corporate jobs?"

"I'm gonna need a PowerPoint presentation for this... with music."

*watching Skizz, Impulse, and Gem fail at long jumping for a bit*

"We saved our lives from the train"

"Who would have thought, inflation came to Minecraft."

"Is it a plane? Is it a bird? No, it is a German!"

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

The shippers waiting for Buck to come out as bisexual in the 100th episode.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

Quick question, if a movie doesn't actually exist do I still have to italicize it when I write a college essay on it?

Edit: I would like everyone to know that the official verdict is that I will be italicizing the name Goncharov.

This is the link to the essay I posted it last week but this is the make it easier for people to find.

[thatdepressedturtle]

My harmless opinion: Jax and Ragatha are more like siblings and Ragatha and Pomni kiss.

thank you for coming to this ted talk.