Another chapter of the Modern AU is up! They are quite silly.
Some angst, some laughs, terrible karaoke, and lemon cookies are brought to you by the furious writing haze I have found myself in recently. Spider is bad at emotions, Lo'ak is bad at emotions, it's all bad, but hey! It'll get better eventually, maybe.
Chapter Summary:
“Spider,” Lo’ak says. It’s lost in the rain or in Spider’s tears. He can’t tell.
Spider gasps. “I’m sorry,” he says helplessly. “I’m sorry. I didn’t want to make shit weird.”
Sorrow presses down on him; it’s so strong that he imagines if he looks down, there would be an ident in the wood.
Tav ten minutes later, tries to read the Emperor’s thoughts.
Fun fact, the only time my Tav has succeeded at reading thoughts was the goblin in Act I who she was then able to convince to kiss her feet. This whole playthrough is exploding like a vial of rune powder. 🍿🍿🍿
I was trying to teach my dropout service dog that when he wants to leave my room he’s allowed to pull a rope tied to the knob, but he won’t do it unless I get up, point at the door, and give him permission. Once while trying to teach him he doesn’t need my command, in a desperate attempt to get my holy blessing to open the door, he gently picked up and handed me my slipper. It was so cute I opened the door.
It’s been over a year and this dog still hands me my slipper to ask if it’s ok to leave.
Dog tax below:
Yes. He is cuddling a pillow with his face ironed on it.
I feel like everyone has that one mobile game that just irritates them for some reasons whatever that may be. For myself it’s Hay Day. Let’s start off with the most simplest one.
When you reach a certain level of the game you unlock different crops and even animals. One of the animals you can raise is pigs. Although, how the game is designed is when the pigs get fat you just put them in this sweating machine and that how you get the bacon you then sell. Huh? It’s bad enough that some kids still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows we really need no help from game developers.
Secondary, the fact that you can have a bread oven, run of a mill grill, and cake oven to make your food products for sale is just stupid. If you know anything about creating for products for consumption of the general public then you know food has to be prepared in a industry or functioning kitchen. How this game has it designed is that kitchen oven just sit out in the front lawn. The only places I’ve seen a oven sitting out in the front yard were people didn’t give it a second thought was a in a over grown yard. No one said anything cause you couldn’t see for the hip high grass.
In conclusion the game is dumb and I’m currently in level 15. In all seriousness don’t take anything in this post seriously. This was a funny post on how games tend to portray agriculture in a way that is too comical that we find it redundant.
All that being said have a good weekend. Remember to eat your biscuits and mind your own business.
I remember when I was a kid and I ate straight tortillas as a snack, and I liked to take to the pool and dip them in the water to give them some flavor... I was not bright....