#not tagging cotl bc gods forbid ppl have a disk horse plunko acrobatic piro off the fucking handle because of this

[arathergrimreaper]

Saw a take that the Sins of the Flesh update for Cult of the Lamb was just for the horny freaks of the fandom and was like...chile...you are playing the cult game. The game where you have a rebel cult in the woods. Comprised of anthropomorphized animals. Who are Catholic for some reason. You can be a cannibal cult. You can make them fight to the death and get sacrificed to tentacle monsters if they annoy you. You can marry as many of them as you have the patience to keep from killing each other in jealousy. You. Can. Put. Them. In. The. Stocks. To. Get. Re. Educated. You can make them eat a bowl of ACTUAL SHIT even if they don't like it. There are members who like it. They have positive thoughts about it you can fucking read in their minds because you are basically their god who dominates the fuck out of them and rules over every aspect of their lives.

If an enclosed little sex tent where they can only go to make babies (that are eggs, regardless if the parents are mammals or not; no pregnancy kink or the horrors of the miracle of childbirth for you), and fig leaf fashion dancing are where you draw the line for horny freak stuff? You may just be sheltered and or...not all that bright.