Mystake divorced the Fsm au and the whole Oni hypnosis thing
Garmadon when he’s cured of the overlord and devourer’s venom is just getting dragged back to the nest by Mystake
In Mystake’s words “Was all that hypnosis resistance training as a pup useless for you? Even Lloyd can put up a better resistance and he’s half human! Your wife too and she’s human! Boot camp for you!”
Garmadon tired af from getting his ass kicked by his son as destiny demands doesn’t even notice his mother’s hypnosis and just goes down easy
So it’s just a seemingly little human woman dragging around what might have been the destined conqueror of ninjago for a nice week long hibernation until he’s nice and healed up to Mystake’s standards.
Wu thinks he can escape the nest and mother’s boot camp but no she just glares at him and he falls in line.
Better to not get put into hibernation against his will and just let it happen
Lloyd follows after because he’s concerned for his father and also Gammy promised dessert for dinner
Misako needs to go grocery shopping and clothes shopping too. It’s been so long since she’s actually been allowed to do some nest keeping and it’s nice.
Garmadon has certainly filled out due to carrying the mega weapon and he’s probably been starving as a result of his rather dangerous lifestyle.
A nice warm bath as well he reeks.
The entire oni hypnosis au was so spontaneous and unplanned that it's a mess that probably needs revision, but I like the repeating theme of it being a nurturing thing. I find it hilarious, subversive, fascinating, and cute.
(And Garmadon gets an earful about not calling his mother either. No, being trapped in the underworld and on a destiny assigned quest to conquer the world is not an excuse.)
-Ivy
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This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱
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Never gonna get over how the anime made this scene just so,, haunting and elevated. Like I love the manga but I love how the anime has taken these scenes and elevated the themes of death and rebirth with simple shots like this and it’s why even after reading all of the manga I still get excited for the anime because I *know* the anime will not only be a faithful adaptation, but also an artistic masterpiece as it uses the medium to its advantage
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top five men?
like in a row? or do i get breaks
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theres actually no rules to transitioning and youre allowed to want contradictory things for your transition. it's fine if you only want some of the changes that come with hrt and take preventative measures for the rest (like wanting bottom growth but not body hair or vice versa). you can want to have vagina AND a dick. you can be a woman and want top surgery, or wear a packer. you can be a man and want to have a pussy. you can change your transition goals one or a million times or not have any goals at all and just take things as they come or as they feel right.
there are no rules.
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I’m so so sorry you’re forced to endure gowns and ballrooms on Gowns & Ballrooms: The Series. I too am abashed and disgusted that the ‘I simped so hard for my wife that racism ended’ show is pointedly refusing to tackle industrial factory conditions in between falling into lakes wearing see through white shirts and getting fingerbanged on the carriage ride home.
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yo dudes so i'm currently making a tma book for my friend!
it's basically the tma wiki but in book form :)
(highly inspired by what pricklypearviking on reddit did just much less cool)
current status: i run out of printer toner and im in pain so decided to share this to pass the time
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