#not wizard

[shittyalchemist]

you cannot, and I can’t express this enough, seriously be labeling people as “explorers” in the year of our lord 2023. the man travels a lot cause he’s filthy rich. there’s a goddamn difference.

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

Unprepared casters girlies I come to you yet again for arc recommendations. Arc 5 made me actually too sad it got me right in my core. I loved every second of it!! However I would like to expirence something a little more silly goofy.

I have only listened to arcs 11 and 5

[ahno-nimus]

Cipher

I'm not fibbin' at ye, this ones a hard one to summit. But initially it's the same as the same. I know it's a bit of a sticky one, so I'll give you a puzzle piece you'll need later: The value cycles when it overflows

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[aberrantparadox]

I don’t believe these ladies are here to save the Spiral…

[prokopetz]

I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

[yb-cringe]

[k-eke]

Little green mall wizard on a mission.

[filibusterfrog]

types of wizards :)

[bashcrandicoot]

A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

[snertlet]

This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

[shittyalchemist]

someone: “what kind of pets do you have?”

me: “well, I’ve got a dog!”

someone: “nice, what’s his-“

me: “and two dozen snails, two shrimps named Larry and George, and a small army of isopods!”

someone: “oh, I- huh.”

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

ok if I wanted to be like hurt emotionally which arcs of unprepared casters should I listen to next? or just any actual play podcasts?

[ahno-nimus]

I've only ever seen screenshots of Disco Elysium and you could tell me literally anything about ths game and I'd believe you. Create the philosopher's stone? Sure that seems like something this game would let you do. Clobber and/or kiss bigfoot? That seems about right. Found a religion venerating amphetamines? Oh that crazy detective.

[redavexat]

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.