Arms May Be Wide Open, But The Brain Cells Aren’t There: #34
[all of the daggers+chaos squad staring at Bob in shock]
Bob: what?? Can I fucking help you?!
Mickey: *softly in awe* you just… ate that whole pizza in under three minutes, I don’t… how is that even possible, I-…
Hangman: *writing in his diary* day 183. Im stuck in the middle of BFE, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which I’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, I have concluded that-
Lucky: *to the tune of final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Birdie: *off key kazoo*
Hangman:
Hangman: -there is no intelligent life here.
Ice: where’s Lucky?
Cinco: *remembering that Lucky got her head stuck in a helmet after Ice told her to leave it alone and that she was supposed to cover for Spicy, Mouse, and Birdie as they frantically work together to free Lucky’s head from the helmet* Who’s Lucky?
Kidnapper: we have your daughter.
Slider: I don’t have a daughter.
Kidnapper: then who is this annoying little blonde haired brat who won’t stop singing Jolene by Dolly Parton?
Slider: Oh. You have Birdie. No returnsies.
Kidnapper: but please.
Mouse: I crave death.
Ice: but you’re a c h i l d!
Ice: You should crave s l e e p.
Mouse: and the souls of the innocent?
Ice: *vigorously throwing a blanket at Mousey* S L E E P.
Mickey: *picking up his phone without looking* Hey Mi Reina, tell me something I wanna hear.
Bob: *deadpan* there’s been another mission nerd.
Bob: is the equipment secure?
Birdie: check.
Bob: helmet on?
Birdie: check.
Bob: did you have breakfast?
Birdie: what? that’s not on the checklist.
Bob: I added it bc I care about you.
Birdie: no, I didn’t have breakfast.
Bob: unacceptable. Look in your bra.
Birdie: *pulling out granola bar* hey! there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Bob: yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my Angel into eating her fiber.
Ice: guys can we just get this meeting started?
Ozzy: *barking*
Cin: let him speak
Lucky: let him speak
Birdie: whatever the baby has to say is more important than whatever you have to.
Mouse: *whispering* psst Lucky.
Lucky: what?
Mouse: I made this friendship bracelet for you!!
Lucky: you know what, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Mouse: oh. well you don’t have to wear it-
Lucky: no I’m gonna wear it forever, back off.
Dragon’s Angels📻: @dragon-kazansky @mrsjaderogers @bayisdying @gracespicybradshaw @starlit-epiphany @breadsquash
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Arms May Be Wide Open, But The Brain Cells Aren’t There: #21
Everyone: Lucky, you’ve been stabbed.
Lucky: it’s just a flesh wound.
Everyone: you’re literally bleeding everywhere.
Lucky: I have to get to Mickey.
Everyone: you could die.
Lucky: I love him so much.
Everyone: dude…
Ice & Slider: we’re cold blooded killing machines who only need each other.
Dragon: hi :)
Ice: fuck
Whiskey: pretty boy ;)
Slider: fuck
Ice & Slider: we were wrong. We’re soft and need those two.
Bob: I have very high standards
Birdie: *gets along greatly with his found family*
Bob: shit she meets all of my standards.
Bradley: is that a hickey?
Bob: no, it’s a mosquito bite.
Birdie: *walking in* what’s up-
Bradley: hey, mosquito.
Birdie: *mentions she’s not wearing underwear to bob*
Bob: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THATWHILE WERE AT A NAVAL AWARD DINNER LIKE HONESTLY HOW RUDE NOW IM HORNY AND CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND IM PRETTY SURE RON SEES MY LITTLE SOLIDER AND IS GOING TO ATTACK ME LATER FOR THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS ABOUT HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER. THANKS!
Ice: we need someone to fill in for Lucky.
Whiskey: I think Fanboy’s already filling Lucky.
W & D: *snickering and high fives*
Birdie: I’m really not that pretty.
Bob: your so beautiful.
Mouse: I’m not pretty.
Omaha: I love your haircut, and your gorgeous to me.
Cinco: I’m not beautiful, or pretty, I’m just cute.
Hangman: you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Lucky: I’m the most stunning being to ever Grace this freakin planet.
Fanboy: yeah babe even the bakery down the street heard you yell that.
Bob: any cute things to call your girlfriend?
Spicy: sugar
Cinco: honey
Mouse: flour
Lucky: egg
Dragon: 1/2 lbs of butter
Whiskey: stir
Phoenix: pour into pan
Halo: preheat to 350 degrees
Mouse: I relate to Belle bc she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.
Birdie: I relate to Tinkerbell bc she needs attention or she dies
Birdie: *eating a mix of tree nuts, seeds and sultanas*
Hangman: are you eating that because you’re a bird?
Birdie: *ignores him and leaves*
Hangman: POLLY WANT A CRACKER
Dragon’s Angels📻: @dragon-kazansky @gracespicybradshaw @bayisdying @mrsjaderogers @starlit-epiphany
🏷️ list: @luckyladycreator2
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I am working on the drawing others lmk ocs, I just wanted to treat myself in the middle of it sense I was also working on a few other things- it's from some inspiration my boyfriend gave me from a song they thought would fit Lins voice- and sense I like angst mixed with romance I thought it also fit Lin and Macaques earlier stuff.
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