#now if u excuse me i'm adopting them all

[vazaez]

Been watching this show and these are some of my fave shots so far lol

The bedheads 😭😭 they're so cute

(WHY IS THAT MF SLEEPING WITH JEANS AND SHOES ON THO)

Marcos appreciation cuz he's the cutest boy ever

I adore this Blonde mf omg he's so stupid and gross but look at that dumb silly goofy face he's adorable

THE BABIES

THEY EEPY

Also i love Beatriz, she's very sweet<3

[obsessedwrhys]

okokokok HEAR ME OUT !… rottmnt brothers x a gn! younger adopted sibling medusa hcs… whose snakes are lowkey protective of them… sometimes they act on their own but if the reader is feeling an emotion strongly they’ll feel that emotion… yeah… (can you also make the reader calm, collected and reserved?)

(Idk if ur reqs are closed or not so u can do this later or delete it if you want)

ROTTMNT X MEDUSA!READER

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ fluff, bit of angst, reader is gn!! (Look at how cute they are)

RAPH

As babies he was always so scared of the snakes on your head. Like what do you mean it's supposed to be your hair? How does that even work?

Every now and then when he's passing by your room, he couldn't help but sneak a glance of you pampering to the snakes. It's just so amusing to see you treat them as if they have a mind of their own.

Which they do in some cases.

Growing up together, he has gotten use to the fact that the snakes happen to also feel whatever emotions you feel. Anger. Despair. Joy.

Never in his life would he ever think to see a hundred snakes smiling at him. But oh well, at least you're happy.

He is honestly very astonished with your ability to turn any living or non-living things to stone.

There was this one time where you guys were fighting and a member of the foot clan managed to sneak up behind you, but due to your enhanced reflexes, you were fast enough to turn him into stone. You simply blew at the sculpture and eventually it loses its balance and falls.

Remind him to never mess with you 'cause being turned into stone does not look fun.

Despite your scary appearance, you were the most chill person in the group. You would always be found either in the living room watching tv or in your room doing your thing.

What I'm trying to say is that you're the least expected sibling to create the huge mess of the day for everyone to deal with.

He doesn't find the snakes on your head too much of a deal, he cares and loves you all the more.

LEO

He finds the snakes on your head so cool!!

Since ya'll were kids, he's been constantly storming up with stupid tricks or ideas to do with you.

And you obliged each time because you didn't feel like it was anything dangerous. Most of the time you guys end up having fun.

He has once asked you to turn Donnie to stone. Obviously you said no.

Even though your ability to turn people to stone is irreversible, it still doesn't give you the excuse to just do it to anyone or anything as you liked. Which is the same thing you've said to Leo multiple times and he always let's out an annoyed groan at your reminder.

He 100% picks fight with the snakes on your head. Always sneakily poking one or pulling one (obvs not that hard) when it's not looking, what he doesn't realise is that you can feel it too. He's been bit many times for doing that but he never learns.

He just enjoys messing with you :(

It's the sibling energy in him.

Did I forget to mention how he managed to convince you to turn him to stone in order to escape Raph's lecture? Yeah that happened.

I've said this before and I'll say this again, he definitely makes terrible dad jokes related to snakes towards you. It always entertains him and him only.

"You know, people always say snakes are so venomous but I think they're just slitherin around"

"That was terrible Leo"

He likes to hug you because he just loves the feeling of the snakes on your head rubbing against his face. It's like the same feeling you feel when a cat rubs it's face against your face. So relaxing.

He loves to especially bury his face into them.

It weirds out the others but you don't mind as long as he doesn't hurt you or the snakes.

He just LOVE LOVE LOVESSSSS it.

Also the way your eyes glows red alongside the snakes whenever you turn something to stone? You look ethereal!!

And the tiny traces of scales across your skin??? Badass!!

He'll literally wear a cheerleader fit and swing around pong pongs to cheer you on.

DONNIE

Since you were kids, he was always drawn towards the snakes on your head. He always wondered how did it even get there.

He once accidentally pulled on one of the snakes as a kid and the bite on his hand is now scarred to life.

He doesn't tell you but he thinks the snakes looks great on you, the green matching the green in your eyes is like the cherry on top. Not to mention your fashion sense is amazing!!

He doesn't mind having you stay in his lab, you're not loud and don't disturb his work which he appreciates it.

I like to think that whenever he's bored, he'll probably approach you to examine on the snakes on your head. You don't really mind and just continue on doing whatever it is that you were doing in the first place.

Though, there was this one time you caught him waving at the snakes and smiled when they all greet him back.

He definitely asks questions about stuff.

Some of the questions that still stuck to you was "If you used a mirror and activated your power, will you be able to turn yourself to stone?" And "Do the snakes on your head grow like hair?"

The last one might be true in a way. The snakes only extends when you want it to. You just do it when it's convenient, whether to toss a bad guy away or to grab a cup of coffee on the table.

He would hyperfixate on Greek Mythology when he sees the obvious similarity. However it just made his brain spin even more. Were you also cursed? He never knew how to ask you about that since he's afraid to trigger your emotions.

The last time he did that the snakes on your head all began hissing at him, not to mention seconds away from attacking him.

But it doesn't matter, you'll tell everyone when you want to. All he knows is that you grew up together and care about each other, that's already enough.

MIKEY

Oooh snakes.

I just have a feeling that since babies, the snakes on your head has always been so affectionate towards Mikey.

Like out of all the brothers, he's the only one they let him do things with. Helping you do different hairstyles, feeding them and even giving them accessories. Anything he can do to make you look glamorous.

He also happen to name each of the snakes. He says he doesn't have a favourite but it's way too obvious that you're his favourite.

He hates it however when you're sad, the way the snakes on your head pretty much drops with a frown breaks his heart.

Everytime Leo decides to mess with you, Mikey is 100% already there and simply standing menacingly behind him, waiting for him to finally notice him.

"He's standing behind me isn't he?"

"😡"

A lot of the days where its sunny, he would definitely take you go swimming. He knows how frustrated you get when it's too hot.

Same goes to when it's winter, this boy will go out of his way to make a comfortable beanie for you to use and for the snakes to nestle in.

Also you have a big appetite but do not fear!! He will prepare you the most delicious meal you'll ever eat!!

You're surprisingly good at communicating with animals. You've befriended some of the rats in the sewer and he can't help but call you the "Rat Whisperer"

He loves hanging out with you, whether if it's doing nothing together or having fun, he likes spending every second with you.

[serxinns]

I've got a devious angstish idea...

SPOILERS INCASE U HAVENT READ THE MANGA THO(҂` ﾛ ´)

I luv yer blog btw..... platonic kisses >3<

Ok ok ok post war arc, Shigaraki with a little sister(or gender neutral :shrug:) he (unintentionally since he was confident he'd win..ggs) left behind. Class 2-A finds little reader and they feel bad cause shes just a little kid but she absolutely hates them and does everything she can to make their lives 10x harder (esp for All might)

She runs off and torments the first year's too—they can't get under control at all but they try. (Quirk isn't decay rather than returning things to their original form but it doesn't work on people. Like reducing a shirt back into cotton for examle. They had to get her special gloves hehe.)

A/n I got lazy with it so my apologies but I hope you enjoy!

Tw:MAJOR SPOILERS mentions of Shigaraki's death

"Y/n! I know you're responsible for this! Come here this instinct!" Aizawa's voice raised as he was searching around for the culprit. You then appeared from behind him, startling him a bit with that mischievous smile plastered on your face "Y/n, did you draw all might is a killer on the bathroom stall?" Aizawa glared at the mess and then at you. "No, I would never-!" "stop the act, young lady. Iida saw you got out of the bathroom with a red marker." Aizawa cut you off as you dropped the innocent act and glared, "Stupid snitch.."

"And just for that, you are gonna clean up this mess and make an apology card for all might" You froze up you didn't want that MONSTER to an apology, especially for what he did to your big brother

The flashbacks of you crying out for your brother in the destruction and debris surrounding and collapsing onto each other the moment you realize that these heroes killed your big brother the way you collapsed onto the ground and cried your heart out while the green-haired boy was comforting you, the way Mr. Aizawa started at you with sympathy and wanted to give you a better life so he adopted you and now your here forced to go to a school Shigaraki hates but you promise yourself to avenge him you promise that heroes were gonna suffer for what they did to him even if it means giving everyone especially all might Grey hair

"I'm never gonna make one, especially to HIM out of all people, and you can't make me!" Aizawa groaned while gaining a headache from your usual everyday tantrums "If you don't go apologize I'll make you spend time with him again and this time it'll be longer than before your eyes froze and shuddered to hear that you hated that punishment so much that you were on your "best behavior" for a whole week without pulling any pranks on all night it was a very hard and suffering challenge but worth it

So in defeat, you grabbed the paper muttered something, and walked off in defeat in your and Eri's room (you two share the same room) closing the door behind

Time skip

"I'm done!" You shouted wanting to get this over with as Aizawa opened the door "ok now let's go to all might and give it to him" What Aizawa didn't know was that you held a mischievous smile on your face hiding it behind an innocent sweet smile

As the two of you open the door to see All Might reading a book with coffee in hand, he looks over to see you and almost chokes out his coffee. "The demon child!?" His eyes widen you notice a sense of fear on his face which makes your grin stretch even wider making the blonde male uncomfortable and praying for God to have mercy on him he cleared his throat "Why hello young Shigaraki is there anything you need" he softly smiled at you as your smile twitch a bit "Y/n here wants to give you a apologize card she made all herself" Aizawa nonchalantly said as he urge you to give it to him as you did and quickly running off to who knows where

Aizawa was about to stop, but all were reassured it was ok. "It's fine, shouta let them they were prob overwhelmed." Aizawa rolled his eyes at the excuse of you being overwhelmed. Yeah, right. "Plus, I bet you y/n made a lovely- oh.." just when All Might opened the card he stopped what he was saying and stared at the drawing you made it was a drawing of you hitting All Might with a hammer as the card read "Sorry to banging on your nerves!"

They both looked at each other in silence, still staring at the card. "Thar little sh-" Toshinori came to your defense, "It's ok, Shouta, they're just a child! Plus I think the card is cute... he reassured the teacher and signed wondering what was he gonna do with you as he heard screaming a maniacal laughter coming from Bakugo Katsuki cheering you on as he heard the 1st year screaming and pleading for mercy as you laughed mischievously Aizwa and Toshinori both stared at each other again thinking the same thing

"Shit"

[moldy-flowers]

Naruto au where Jiriya comes back to Konoha to adopt Naruto like he promised to do but somewhere along the way they get Tsunade back in the village and Tsunade becomes Sasukes caretaker (She adopts him but neither are comfortable calling eachother mother and son yet so they stick with "The Lady in my house who cooks bad" and "the brat who doesn't appreciate good meals when he sees them")

Then at some point when Naruto and Sasuke are genins Jiriya and Tsunade get married and now Naruto and Sasuke have to live together. There's a really emotional scene of Sasuke having to say goodbye to his old home and its like "oh god its really all over they're not coming back I'm not coming back I can't just leave them behind I need to let go but I just can't do it" and Tsunade calls Sasuke her son for the first time and he totally doesn't cry!!!

Forest of death but Sasuke Sakura and Naruto already know who Orochimaru is, Sasuke knows absolutely not to trust him so the curse mark doesn't really affect him too horribly but it does lead for a lot of tension in the group. Also after being the girlboss she was born to be Sakura decides she can't be protected anymore and bc Tsunade is like, right there she asks her if she can be trained and Tsunade says yes obv. Hiruzen dies purely because i hate that guy but Orochimaru also dies to Jiriya and Tsunade also because I really really hate him too.

Theres the time when Kisame and Itachi visit Konoha and Itachi hears Naruto refer to Tsunade as his mom and Sasuke as his brother and hes GOT to know what's going on so he spies on them and learns that Sasukes been adopted but he sees this moment of Tsunade announcing she's pregnant (what a shocker she was 🤏 that close to never having to worry about pregnancy ever again but Jiriya just couldn't keep it in his pants for another 2 years, the manwhore.) And itachi sees Sasuke realising he's gonna be an older brother and being super happy about it saying he's gonna be the best big brother ever (Hades hangs his laundry on the bar its so low all he's gotta do is not kill everyone and he's already better than Itachi) and Itachi is like "ah man but how's he gonna get stronger there's no hatred in there i need him to do my suicide for me!!!" But Jiriya noticed he was there and confronts him a little later but see Jiriyas a little smarty pants and has been living in Konoha for years and always knew there was something fishy with the massacre and danzo so Jiriya just bluffs his way to the truth (Phoenix is that you?) And he's like "look Sasukes ur brother but he's my son now, he has enough nightmares and enough trauma and enough trust issues to last him a lifetime feck off and if you wanna die so bad then kill yourself and don't use your brother as a tool for ur suicide" <- I may be projecting a bit but ANYWAYS Itachi and Kisame have to leave Konoha bc Naruto is under watch by Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiriya and they are NAWT winning that fight.

Skip to shippuden era Sasuke v/ Itachi fight but Itachis been skipping out on his meds!! (He did it because he's a nerd loser guy who thinks "oh man sasuke isn't angry or filled with hatred and overall living a really terrible and unfufilling life he's probably so weak i need to stoop down to his level") Oh no so hes really super sick and Sasuke has picked up a lot from Tsunade so he knows Itachis time is near and although Sasuke really wants Itachi dead he's like "fuck it, dude you absolutely ruined my life and gave me trauma I'm never ever going to recover from sometimes I still wonder if my friends or family are going to turn around and kill me do you know how fucked that is why the hell did you even do that I don't want some bullshit excuse tell me" like he absolutely chews that loser (derogatory) out and Itachi is like, "kk ill tell u everything" and Sasuke is RUINED and he takes like a long 30 minutes of silence between the two just sitting there for Sasuke to go like "Itachi, I don't... think I forgive you. But I understand why you did it. I would have done it too" And its very emotional!! That moment is all Itachi needs bc he was sort of barely clinging onto life as it is and now that he's got peace he can finally die and they share a really sweet moment before he goes :(

And when Sasuke gets home and cries, (this time he can admit it cause he's a big boy now and understands it's okay to feel) to Tsunade he calls her his mother for the first time and its so ahaishahabnabsjsjnd

Anyways they all lived happily ever after the end no wars no nothing all over bye bye

[absolute-decay]

I'm definitely gonna write more planned out and longer stuff for this AU of mine, but, take a silly one shot for now!

"Katsuki, my boy!" Rikiya had practically jumped on the teen, squeezing him tight enough that he couldn't get enough air to verbalize a 'Get the hell off me, geezer!', and instead opted for pushing him away. "God, I know you were worried, but maybe don't strangle me right after I escape from one group of loonies to another."

"Of course, of course, I apologize." The Grand Commander took a small step away, recomposing himself and straightening his tie. Katsuki didn't get to spend a lot of time to wind down with Chitose at her place, since Rikiya insisted on meeting him and the other lieutenants at the Deika City HQ A.S.A.P. "We really couldn't have made this a voice call or somethin'? Y'all know I don't like being dragged around for unimportant shit."

"Yes, you're safety is extremely important," Koku had suddenly appeared behind the boy, gently wrapping an arm around his shoulders and bringing Katsuki beside him, "not just to the cause or Liberation Warriors you inspire, but to us. We were all extremely worried for you."

"I was not." Tomoyasu replied quickly and almost defensively from the chair he was seated in, far in the back of the room. He seemed to be typing away at nothing on his laptop, like always. "Seriously, we trained you for who knows how long, and you allow yourself to be bested by what? A mere gang of insane hooligans? At that point, I'm surprised you didn't die from the short time they had you in their grasps. Couldn't even escape on your own."

Katsuki glared at him, used to the scathing words and attitude, but certainly not fond of it. "Yeah, I'm happy to see you too, asshole!" Rikiya smiled, deciding not to divulge in how Skeptic had looked ready to murder someone when he couldn't find the League's hideout, or the very strongly worded e-mail he had almost sent UA.

"Come on now, Tomoyasu, he's simply a child! And unlike Geten, Chitose was determined to give him a strict and high maintenance education." The woman in question smiled proudly, looking around the room from her seat, closer to Katsuki that Skeptic's. "And for your age and lack of experience, you still held your own, not even a mark on you! Truly, we have all trained you so well, but your own talent and grit shown through more than anything, one of our strongest Warriors, by a long shot! It could be said you're even on par with u-"

"We aren't making him a Lieutenant." Skeptic shot down the woman's passionate sale's pitch. She shrugged, "It was worth a shot."

Katsuki took a deep breath in, looking towards his mother figure awkwardly. "Actually, on the note of Geten, we might... Need him at our place, tomorrow." Curious tilted her head, and Geten, silent up until now, looked at him as well. "Oh, and why is that?"

"Well, UA is setting up a dorm system, and wants approval from the families of the students, and I might have told my class about my adoptive brother with an ice quirk who has no hobbies or job that stays home all day. And told other the teachers, too. Including All Might."

Rikiya hummed, dramatically pursing his lips. This was most definitely an issue, as Katsuki was never officially adopted by Chitose, meaning no one at UA actually knew his relationship with her, or the rest of his family situation. And since he went missing so long ago, him simply enrolling as "Kizuki Katsuki" and making up random stories made some level of sense, and certainly seemed in line with what he would do.

"I see, that could certainly pose a problem. But, I'm sure you're smart enough to come up with an excuse-" "I'll go." Geten spoke deadpan, as if it was obvious he would accept. "Well, I suppose that works as well!"

Katsuki raised his eyebrows, "Really? No fuss given?" Geten stood from his chair, walking towards him. "I want to see your teacher firsthand. Judge who they are, what they're like. If they aren't up to the task, I'll be letting them know, as well as giving you a harder training regimen."

Chitose smiled excitedly, running up to follow him. "Oh, thank you, Geten! The house hasn't really been cleaned for a while or made ready for guests, but, we'll fix that as soon as we return. We could go and get you an outfit to make you seem more casual and fit in better than with the parka, if you'd like?" Geten just grunted in agreement, before Katsuki spoke up again. "I'll also need a dad, but, I didn't give any specifics about him, so, anybody will do."

...

...

"...Why are you all staring at me like that?" Tomoyasu looked up from his laptop, confused and a bit concerned.

"Well," Koku started, "It's not like the leader of The Hearts and Mind Party can suddenly generate a partner and two adopted sons." he walked dramatically around the room, a small smirk on his face.

"Do not imply what I think you are implying." "And, it's not like the CEO of Detnerat could either," "Stop." "And Geten is already the older brother, so..."

"And you think I, a board member at Fell Good Incorporated, CAN generate a lover and two children without anyone in the public knowing or caring?!"

"Yes."

"Mhm."

"I don't see why not."

"Of course!"

"Abso-fuckin-lutely."

"Well, then, it's decided!" "No it is not!" "Kizuki Geten, Kizuki Katsuki, Kizuki Chitose, and Chikazoku Tomoyasu will meet with the UA teacher tomorrow!" Rikiya gestured to the four, as if it was a serious mission they were undertaking. "Wait, I can't be the father! What about my family name!"

"Just say you aren't married." Koku was too happy to throw a monkey wrench into his only escape, not hiding the schadenfreude from watching the high and mighty Skeptic degraded so.

"Yet." Chitose chimed in, "And when we do, you're getting my family name." Her smile was much more genuine than Koku's, scarily so. "Do not mess with me, woman!"

Katsuki snorted as Geten seemingly teleported in between Skeptic and Curious, grabbing his wrist a bit too tightly with that scarily blank expression on his face. "Come, Father. Be their for your family."

Tomoyasu could only get out "I-"'s and "You can't-"'s as he was dragged out of the room, Katsuki and Chitose following behind, leaving only Koku and Rikiya in the room.

"...You know, Grand Commander,it wouldn't surprise me if he was the type to take the family name. His quirk would help him be quite the remarkable house husband, too-"

"Ahaha please, Trumpet, spare the poor man! He's going to go through enough humiliation in the passing days for a life time, he doesn't need anymore of it thrown behind his back!"

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[two-white-butterflies]

dorothea | h. targaryen

Description: Her new friends in town can't stop talking about this girl in onlyfans. Helaena is surprised to see her childhood friend. Pairing: Helaena Targaryen/cam-girl!reader

Helaena opened her laptop with a nervous hand - all of her friends couldn't stop talking about this girl in onlyfans. They couldn't stop fangirling about her body and voice. She seemed to be the only one unaware of the girl's existence.

Dorothea Mae

It was a picture of a girl wearing a bikini without showing her face. She had at least a million patrons. Helaena takes a deep breath, staring at the previews of the girl's account.

Her friends were right, Dorothea was gorgeous.

Her body was nothing like the standard - and that seemed to add unto her allure. "What you looking at?" her nephew, Viserys, suddenly barges into the room - Helaena flushes into a crimson hue, closing her laptop immediately and praying to the Seven that he didn't see.

"Nothing," she replied while adjusting her glasses.

She wasn't aware that Rhaenyra was going to be visiting. "Nona says that we're having lunch soon," he informs - running out of his aunt's room after reporting the information.

A small sigh of relief evades her mouth - she was safe from her mother's anger, for now.

She walks down the stairs - smiling as she sees the familiar silhouette of her childhood friend's body. "Helaena," you smile - wrapping your arms around her. "Hey, it's been a while." she replies - nervously adjusting her glasses again.

"Yeah, Rhaenyra invited me here." you explain.

Rhaenyra was her older adoptive sister. Aemma's child with another man, but Viserys seemed to love her as his own. Even favoring the girl in his deathbed - leaving him his massive fortune.

"We're neighbors, and I figured that Hel missed her." her older sister smiled, wrapping her arms around Daemon. "I did," she smiled - and you press a soft kiss to her forehead.

Helaena blushes again - feeling your lips on her cheek.

She's had a crush on you since middle school.

The feelings seemed to ignite themselves now that you were back.

toelicker69: Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am. 🤪 @yourinstagram

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yourinstagram: not very sane then 🤷🏻‍♀️

alys_likes_lys: Let's have a sleepover soon! - yourinstagram: let's watch barbie 🎀 - aegon.hightower: I bet she doesn't even know bibbles - alys_likes_lys: Excuse me? 😊🤬

yourinstagram: bunking with this girl while @alys_likes_lys flies from heathrow ✈️

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toelicker69: alr missing that witch

aegon.hightower: In my book this is considered soft-launching - captainaemond1: watch mom get a heart attack - RhaenyraArryn-Targaryen: dw kids, i'll call the medics for u 💗 - DaemonArryn_RT420: i support this 🔥 - toelicker69: we're not dating guys!! 🫶🏾 - yourinstagram: not yet 👀

Now that you were out to buy groceries - she finally has the time to open her laptop and stare at Dorothea Mae's onlyfans.

$1 for 3 videos $100 for a private call

She suddenly couldn't breathe at the sight of the offer. She wanted to stop herself - but she wasn't doing anything wrong, right? She was supporting this girl with the money that she was about to provide, and Helaena was going to get her ... whatever it's called.

She quickly moved her pointer down to the $100 option.

She takes a deep breath. 'I'm actually doing this?'

You looked at your phone - breath stilling at the sight of a customer. It's been three months since you've had one of those, all of your patrons only seemed to be interested in only pictures and videos.

None of them ever had the time to pay for you.

Your hands drift down to the 'accept' button, a smile grazes your face as you walk down the ice cream isle.

Finally, a customer.

Next chapter>>

@watercolorskyy

[myriadparacosm]

What is this alphard x effie x monty magic u speak of?? I neeeeed to know immediately pls

Also mary x pandora x lily is so gooooood i just have so many thoughts about them and I am happy someone else does tooooo

I.......... I didn't think you would see it............

So if it wasn't clear I'm obsessed with Alphard Black. So I just had to picture his character and so on- I think he is a lonely man who made peace with his fate but he still itches for some attention, doesn't go out of his way to get it because he supposes that it's just how things are.

By a complete accident, and with the funny trope of 'The Potter bloodline is somehow always obsessed/caring for the Black bloodline', was born Alphard/Effie/Monty

Which is why Alphard would not realize that Effie & Monty are seriously interested in him - he sees it but thinks it's just fleeting and they will get bored soon enough. That's what he thinks after the first time they all sleep together.

He has heard about Fleamont Potter during his time at Hogwarts but they barely attended school at the time so they never really crossed paths; though he has heard that Fleamont Potter is a terrifying duelist and you should never mock his name. Alphard discovers them both through Sirius' stories before finally meeting them, especially Effie who isn't from England and Alphard was not invited to most fancy events so he never had the chance to see her or even Monty despite knowing them vaguely from afar.

Effie & Monty are perfectly happy together, married for years, and have never found the desire to add someone or even shake things up in their life. Their heart still beat for each other and yet there is this gnawing thoughts about Alphard always lurking.

It surprises them both, even though Effie is perfectly aware that she checked Alphard's arse way too many times or wondered what he would say at this or that, and Monty is conscious that he should not indulge into picturing all the different tones Alphard's voice could take or how gentle his hands are.

They meet him through Sirius and Regulus (ALPHARD ADOPTS THEM FIGHT ME) and so they are bound to see each other and what a nice uncle they have and - oh, they think about him maybe way too often.

Effie & Monty see right through each other, they both know that the other has been ogling Alphard on a summer day during a long lunch or that they are a tad too tactile and their faces melt when looking at him - just like it is between them but they never thought it was possible because they are beyond happy with each other and wouldn't cheat on each other. Despite all that they can't help but wonder and delve on so many quirks of Alphard.

They quickly realise it's not sexual because they often catch themselves wondering if Alphard would like this play, what are his thoughts on the recent news, if he would laugh at Effie's jokes or would he praise Monty's recent experiments and would Alphard ever let them watch him do manual work like he so often talk about?

They are a mess together and one day during breakfast they simply say: "do you think he thinks of us?" and the dam is broken. They don't justify themselves because they understand and maybe they are even gossiping, sharing details they have noticed that the other might have missed and so on. It's less confusing now that they share their thoughts and it feels almost natural.

Effie & Monty decide to try their luck and they will come up with the silliest excuses (that's where James' flirting skills come from) like 'oh we have an extra ticket and it would a waste'; ' the floo network suddenly had a problem and you're not in state to apparate so you can stay over-- oh but the guest room is being renovated but our bed is big enough for the three of us'.

Sorry it's mess and I'm working at the same time. It probably doesn't make sense but I love them;; I have slipped them in my last one-shot and plan to do it for all my stories from now on :) this is a threat

PS: I'm slowly adding up Mary/Pandora/Lily in most of my stories. I just think they would make each other really happy and I like how I picture them in my head

[sanguineslave]

HI HELLO I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GIVING U A PROMPT AND I LEAPT TO SUBMIT THIS

so uhh is it ok if you write some fluff about my bard Tav, Severin (he/him) having Astarion as the muse for his music? except Astarion doesn’t know this until after he shows the camp a song he wrote (and i didn’t add gale because i didn’t think to, i got the other main ones in cano though lmao). also this is Severin

tysm for reading this!!

Okay, I sort of went overboard with this because I haven't written anything longer than a few paragraphs in AGES, and I've literally never written fluff, but I hope this is alright! Your Tav looks so cool 👉👈 I was kinda afraid to write about him too much cuz idk his personality eksjejsjj

Misunderstandings

Content style: angst, fluff (???), comedy, probably ooc

Content warnings: mild references to violence and problems with sexual boundaries

Astarion is used to people staring at him. The past two centuries of his life had been filled with wanton gazes; his life's purpose was to attract attention everywhere he went, and he did it very well. He knew he was beautiful, tempting and handsome. He even revelled in it.

...So why was Severin's stare sending chills up his spine?

It had been going on for a few days, now— this awkward little situation. Astarion would sit and read, or pretend to read and eavesdrop on others' conversations. This was the routine he'd adopted since he first arrived at camp. But, now, anything he did was accompanied by fleeting little glances from the camp bard. At first, Astarion figured the man had fallen head-over-heels for him, that he was hot under the collar and desperate for some attention. Now, he's not sure if Severin is crushing on him or plotting his murder. His gaze is too fiery, too trained on the features of his face to be lustful. He never directly approaches him, either; just watches from behind his tent flaps, crossed legged and only ever looking away when Astarion meets his gaze.

Confronting Severin about all of this had crossed his mind, but he'd decided against it. Avoidance, Astarion figured, was probably the best course of action, at least until Severin finally snapped and put a blade to his throat. After all, he couldn't exactly prove that the bard had murderous intentions. Maybe he was just shy. Maybe, he was working up the courage to ask for a fuck and had no idea how ridiculously creepy his staring was. He wouldn't be the first man to be so oblivious...

"Tonight, we feast!" Wyll's booming voice rips Astarion from his thoughts, head snapping around to see what the warlock was fussing over. Beside him, Lae'zel holds up an elk by the antlers, the creature's eyes lifeless and clouded. There was an arrow sticking into its neck, weeping blood fresh enough to smell on the air.

"Fuck yes! I'll start the fire," Karlach rubs her hands together, the heat generated between them enough to create flickering embers.

"I'll fetch our wine," Shadowheart adds.

All at once, everyone is bustling around the camp, grabbing pots and emptying baskets to find fresh vegetables. Everyone except Astarion, of course, who bristles in place. A camp get-together was the last thing he needed; declining the invitation would make him look sulky in front of his companions, and joining them would entail a night full of Severin's awkward stares. The Hells was he supposed to do?

"Astarion?" Wyll calls his name, pensive. He hadn't realised he was scowling, fangs just barely peeking out from under his lip. "I was going to leave a hunk of the meat raw, in case, you know..."

Aha! An opening!

"Oh, no, dead meat is of no use to me. I like my food... Very fresh. I'm afraid I'll have to hunt for my own meal tonight." He plays his best pout, eyes gleaming with insincerity. For once, his vampirism was a benefit; it was an excuse to hunt, to leave camp for a few hours while everyone else talked amongst themselves. Moreover, Severin wouldn't be able to chase after him with everyone else around him, watching. Most likely, he'd be the night's entertainment, strumming songs on his lute until his finger pads were raw and everyone was full of stew. Yes... Yes, this was the perfect excuse to get some peace and quiet!

"You're not joining us tonight?" Severin's voice is like honey, smooth and warm. There's a hint of... Disappointment? Sadness, perhaps, in it as well. Astarion regards him with a courteous nod, jaw clenching slightly. How could such an innocent face belong to a killer? Well— actually, that was a stupid question. Everyone in this camp was a killer; everyone had killed goblins and bandits and gods-know-what-else along their journey. Astarion mentally rephrased his sentence: how could such an innocent face, a face that had so openly welcomed his vampirism weeks earlier, be planning his demise? The idea seems preposterous now that he's up close to the other for the first time in days. Hells, there was no way it was true.

If he had the ability to, Astarion might've blushed in embarrassment. This paranoia was unbecoming of him; it was childish, something his siblings might've engaged in. Of course Severin wasn't planning on killing him!

"...not tonight," is all he manages before scampering away.

---

A small boar and a few hares. The forest was almost empty tonight. Lae'zel, all brutish and ugly as sin, must have chased all the game away in her hunt earlier...

Or, maybe, he's just sloppy tonight.

Astarion can't think of much besides Severin. Like many a man and woman before him, he was enchanted by his looks. Unlike most, though, he wasn't direct enough to proposition him for sex outright. He was more like a blushing maiden, or one of those gruff, bearded Gur he'd find in taverns— too scared to approach a man for pleasure but clearly interested in the idea. Confessing his vampirism must've put him on edge, blinding him to reason. Guilt pools in his stomach. Not only had he made assumptions about an ally, but he'd been depriving him of a service he wanted. What a horrible person he was.

---

The walk back to camp is more like a shuffle, his feet heavy and slow. Part of him hopes that everyone will be asleep when he returns, but he knows that chance is slim. And, sure enough, when the gleam of their campfire comes into view, he hears bouts of boisterous laughter and drunken conversation. Astarion steels himself, paints a confident facade over his face.

Before he can step into the clearing, Severin interrupts him.

"Alright, alright, I'll play it for you. It's not finished yet, though, so you mustn't judge it!"

Then, a gentle, melodic tune thrums to life through the strings of his lute. Astarion pauses, watching through thick tree branches. He sings gently, quietly— like he's embarrassed of his own work. The lyrics are hard to make out from behind the camp, but a few words make their way to his ears.

They make his jaw slacken.

Sanguine eyes, hair of silver, something something... Adventures, tales of legend, something...

Astarion kicks himself internally. He'd never been so wrong about someone. The tadpole in his head, clearly, was eating away at his intelligence and leaving him stupid. Of course Severin, a bard, was using his environment as inspiration for his music. The staring, the lack of conversation... It was all because he was observing him from afar. Every arrow he let loose, every book he nestled into after a long day— he was being immortalised in song, in poetry.

He releases a breath he didn't know he was holding. A deep dread, seated in the bottom of his unbeating heart, evaporates all at once and he feels a little lighter. Happy, even.

When Severin finishes, Astarion comes into the firelight and claps slowly, his usual confidence restored with a renewed vigor.

"Bravo, bravo! What an inspiring performance, darling!" The others seem to agree with him, nodding their heads and cheering with varying degrees of sobriety. "If I were a goblin, I'd lock you up like that Volo character and have you sing about me all day long." He makes sure to hold his gaze with those words, eyes radiating a sincerity he can't portray through words. Thank you, they say. Thanks for what, exactly, he isn't sure. But he's thankful nonetheless.

Thank you, Severin.

[obsessedwiththedragonprince]

Se4 ep5 thoughts

I am backk. Didn't really have time these last days but here i am.

As much as I'm interested in the main plot and Aaravos' era incoming, i first need to know what happened in the camp after architect put out the fire.

Honestly such a beautiful funeral? Simple and tranquil.

Rayla u can't come back after two years and act like nothing happened! I mean i know she says how much things changed but she really hurt him.

Our boy is cryingg. Random but we haven't really got an answer on whether she was unbanished? Also I need to see some Ethari. Like now.

I really like that even tho Soren is a comic relief most of the time, they didn't make him dumb.

I kinda don't get why Viren got so desperate to practically beg that creature? Only excuse i can find is his fascination and obsession with magic. Otherwise they just did it for comic relief I'm sure is coming. I just feel it. Building it up and then an anticlimactic 'surprise'.

Yep. There it is. Viren just being tired of their shit is so funny to me. He didn't ask to be brought back. Can't he just go back to being dead in peace?

I really liked Soren-Zubeia bonding moment. So cute?? And she appreciates his wit!

Ahhhh what happened with the elf??? From the camp? The arhitect is hurt okay but. Aaaa. Imagine just. Being him. And believing that your mother's spirit/soul is lost forever. I want answers! Also Amaya-Gren moments are always so wholesome i love them.

Dunno why but it's surprising to see Zubeia as an active figure. I feel like those in power are often shown as these really passive figures. Idk.

Lmaoo I'm loving these guardians/doormen or whatever they are. 'We accept your argument.'

Their guide is really givin me gollum vibes from Hobbit. Viren's exasperation continues.

'Infuriate him and...' 'You'll probably die.'

Love how Soren connects with everyone he spends two minutes with. I have a hunch which may be completely wrong but that this hole is the entrance?

We're back to the camp! Yayyy! Where. Is. The. Elf. That's literally all I'm asking for.

Soren being observant about people's emotions? Yes. Giving advice? I feel sth anticlimatic coming again. His lecturing reminded me of Zuko's silver sandwich.

Aren't they trying to lay low? A campfire? Really?

O.M.G. yes. It's not always just love trouble (even tho it's that also). Another PTSD moment. Honestly when he said 'You know, when he took over my whole body and used me like a puppet,' sounded like he was talking to every screenwriter ever. One of those posts on here or insta or just anywhere ranting about how there are consequences and ptsd after stuff like this.

Wish it lasted longer tho.

I kinda hope this lil dragon adopts Soren. He deserves his own animal companion.(did u notice everyone has one? Like Rayla has that monkey-y thingy which i shamefully forgot the name of, Ezran has Zym and regretfully passed Bait to Callum which not okay you can have two animals and share love equally?)

Oh Soren is captureddd. Myb thrown into the hole/may-be-entrance-hunch-thingy?

Do these drangons have like rattlesnake tail horns/antlers?

[seelestia]

out of all the versions of scara we've seen in the game which one is your;

Favorite?

The one you actually want to meet and talk to (if given the chance)?

Best lover/partner material?

The one you most likely would get along with?

The one you most likely would want to show our world and all the shit we have goin for us?

Your pick for the best version of Scara (You can't not choose >:P).

You can choose only (The Abandoned Puppet, Kunikuzushi, Kabukimono, Scaramouche, Wanderer) i know that logically, the aboandoned puppet and kunikuzushi could be the same, but since I headcanon that he was just named as the puppet for his first "version" and later on took the moniker "Kunikuzushi", known as the wandering kid with no purpose. So take that as you will, or just change up the choices cuz who am i to stop u lmao :P - Ever so sincerely yours, 👹✨ Jae (aka your random moot that just quizzes u whenever she's bored lol)

the way you asked this question to me out of boredom, knowing that i'm a wanderer kisser who stays up at night thinking about his lore 24/7.

***NOTE: some major spoilers for wanderer's backstory under the cut! i eat up his lore like it's chicken stew, is this healthy. (/lh)

Favorite?

i'm sorry, but it is necessary that i give it up to wanderer. i think it's mainly because he is technically the 'end product' (or the matured version) of all the painful journeys he trod and that makes me really attached to him <3

The one you actually want to meet and talk to (if given the chance)?

kabukimono, my precious :'( as someone who harbored good will towards humans (at that time <//3), i bet he has lots of questions abt the way they (or, we, in that matter hehe) live. iirc, it is canon that he was taught simple and ordinary tasks by the people of tatarasuna like how to comb his hair, hold a cutlery, cook meals, forge, etc. — AND THAT'S SO CUTE TO ME?? i sure don't know how to forge but heck yeah, i'll teach you abt other silly things we do!! (silly devious giggles /j)

Best lover/partner material?

listen, wanderer and kabukimono. because these two are the most likely to be more open to the thought of forming a connection with someone else. kabukimono is more out of curiosity; what does love feel like? is love for an object the same as love for someone else? what is love? whilst wanderer is more of tolerance; he acknowledges its value, but he doesn't actively try to pursue it... unless he finds someone he really, really comes to trust over a period of time (someone worthy of him and someone he is worthy of).

so, yeah, i chose them because kunikuzushi and scaramouche both have mindsets that make them very or even too hateful towards any type of intimacy at the time <//3

The one you would most likely get along with?

kabukimono for sure!! i have a soft spot for gentle, unknowing people with curiosity. it's probs why i used to have a habit of adopting new students and checking up on them from time to time in my class irl 😭 i mostly get along best with people who can do sassy banter with me, but i can deffo get along with someone like kabukimono too <3

The one you most likely would want to show our world?

scaramouche. just purely because this little guy would frown so hard in disgust at us LMAOOOO "so, supposedly, the technology your world has is meant to make tasks easier for the people. looks like an excuse for you idiots to waste time to me. ...what even is this 'phone' thing, anyway?" he says all that, but he's definitely interested in how everything around here actually works.

Best version?

...personally, wanderer. i've talked about him enough and you don't want me to elaborate more than i already did 🥸 (/j) but i do think all his version are great in their own ways tho because each of them contributes smth to his story. he wouldn't be the person he is now if it weren't for what each of them went through, after all.

P/S...

oh, jae, about the last part.... are you sure you think that's a headcanon because that's actually right— AYO?? this is like a basic summary of the timeline for the names leading up to wanderer.

500 years ago, upon his creation, ei didn't give him a name and he was a nameless puppet. when the people of tatarasuna found him, they called him kabukimono but that was more of a term than a name — the people there did ask if he wanted a name but at the time, he was content with just being called kabukimono (because the name held precious memories for him) until the 'second betrayal' caused him to abandon that name altogether.

kunikuzushi was the first 'actual' name he chose for himself some time during or before the case of the eccentric. 100 years ago, he slaughtered the raiden gokaden (chosen clans that raiden shogun was passing down her martial arts teachings to) to seek revenge against the "bladesmiths" (his second betrayal) except for one person who was spared after scaramouche found out about said person's connection to the surname, "niwa" (the same one as his friend from the tatarasuna). "tell her this. my name is kunikuzushi," was his last words to the sole survivor laying amongst bodies of corpses before he disappeared. (more info: iirc, he was already a part of the fatui when this occured. so, scaramouche was already one of his monikers but he didn't consider it as his 'true' name.)

also, kunikuzushi means 'country destroyer' in japanese and also happens to be the name of a villain character in japanese popular drama who usurps countries. i assumed that he picked this name when the case of the eccentric happened since he did cause a minor disturbance/loss to the inner workings of inazuma through that case. we can see this reflected in today's in-game history because only the amenoma art and isshin art (2/5 clans of the raiden gokaden) still alive after that event.

ANYWAY YEAH. YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR IT BUT IT AWAKENED SMTH IN ME!! sorry for rambling, but i needed to let it out 🫣 (/lh)

[kimarisgundam]

Kima, you know damn well your team's rockerboy wasn't in the wrong. You said it yourself, the nomad was already dying or dead. What's better? One dead body, or two dead bodies?

I know you're just looking for someone to blame, but don't you think you're hitting really low? You know how that poor rockerboy feels about you. Why do you keep torturing him?

It's funny because he should be the one who can't forgive you for turning him in to 'Saka. Have you forgotten what you've done to him and his chooms?

Why aren't you angry with the team's exec? You're chill with him hiring a Wraiths member? Sure, hire the guy that helped kill your nomad. I'm sure things will be preem.

It's pent up anger from my Netrunner (and kinda me too) okay??

My friend spent irl MONTHS shipping Rockerboy with my Netrunner

(I was oblivious to the way Rockerboy was acting towards my Netrunner so I only found out recently... But still...)

He keeps confessing. Keeps telling her to leave Night City with him. If she wants him to stop risking his life (duh. He's her best choom, she definitely doesn't want to watch him flatline before he hits 30) then she should leave with him so he has an excuse to let go of everything

As my Netrunner, I kept saying no cos of my duty to Arasaka and the debt I owed to my sponsor/adoptive dad

But after all the drama where I found out my Netrunner is an affair child, her adoptive dad/sponsor is actually her bio dad, and dad helped Arasaka facilitate a hit on her mom...

I'm just like frig this ಠ_ಠ. I don't even know where I belong anymore, maybe it's better if I just run away

But now when I tell him I'm ready to leave, he says he can't leave. Not after he saw what was on the shard my dad passed to him

Like wtf ಠ_ಠ

What is so important that you need to "settle some business" before leaving. And don't give me nonsense about arranging a ride for me to get out on my own. I'm not leaving alone >:U

Our characters never see eye to eye on anything. Why are they even best friends???

Omg I'm so pissed. If we just left, maybe Nomad wouldn't be dead now

And it isn't that Wraith's fault. I verified the text messages with our DM, it's not falsified

Nomad broke a contract with Wraith. She didn't have the eddies she promised him. Instead of compromising, his pack chose to double cross Nomad... I can't really fault them tbh...

[aquariium-ediits]

Take this as your opportunity to talk about your source!! I'd love to know more about it!

OMG ANON YAYAYA OKAY WHOEEVRR U ARE. HUGS YOU.

Long post. Probably. There's a lot.

CW: Quick occasional mention of blood as it's relevant to my quirk, although no graphic descriptions of violence or anything similar!

Uhmmm where to start. I'm a villain (22yrs in-source) and was recruited to the League sometime shortly after Dabi and Toga and have been with them ever since! My quirk doesn't have an exact name, however my blood has healing properties if people consume it. (I remember hearing that Toga insisted I join because it was an excuse for her to be able to drink.) Shigaraki was reluctant at first because I had never had any experience with actual villain-y things (according to Asahi, intro later, and neither of us know what he meant but ok), but realized a healer who could come along on missions would probably come in handy, even if the healing was through unorthodox means. Soo that's basically the long story short of me joining the league.

I also have other non-canon sourcemates! Uhmm Asahi (28yrs), who has a tarot related quirk and is basically the big brother I never had. Asahi's adopted kid, Bee (11yrs), a very nice boy who never really does any actual villain work but uhm. People like him (including me! He's polite and doesn't cause trouble so nobody really minds him) so he stays. Also Asahi would hate being separated from his son soo. Yeah. Keiko (16yrs), a girl with a cat quirk who's like. Weirdly good at using weapons? I don't even know how she learned to use them but. Oh well. There's also Mio, Riku, Hatsumi, Seiko, Lucy and Eighty-One but if I talked about them all we would be here for way too long. This is about me! However I may also talk about them some other time.

This is not going to be organized at all. Uhm. Oh gosh. Let's talk about relationships?? Obviously what I say here does not apply to other irls, fictionkins, fictives, etc of these characters, it is simply how they were in the timeline where I existed. Ok? Ok. Right off of the bat, me and Shigaraki were dating for a while (I say this because my memories of the more recent events in the series- Because of things being complicated as the final war started, dating makes things complicated so. Uhm. Yea?). Obviously when we first met we weren't anything special, but as time went on we became official, although Shigaraki never really liked being affectionate in front of anyone, even the League. This is why I consider him my f/o and get upset if people say they're his partner or whatever :'D (although in the end, the only thing that matters to me is that he's happy and doing alright.) He was also bi in my timeline, if that means anything to spinaraki/shigadabi shippers, lmao.

Uhmm other canon characters.. Dabi and I were on pretty good terms, I guess? Not bad, not amazing, but naturally because I was the healer of the group, he didn't really have a bad opinion of me. As far as I know, nobody really did. You know how people call the LOV something like a family? The way I remember it, I'd say that isn't very far-off. The League allowed Bee to have a father, Hatsumi to have acquaintances and even friends, Toga to have some friends her own age who wouldn't think badly of her because of her quirk, etc etc. Sure, us being villains certainly added a lot of complication to us being friends, family or romantic partners but nonetheless we cared about eachother.

Nothing was really canon breaking aside from there being like, eight extra villains with their own backstories that may or may not affect a few things. Like, for example, because of Riku, there's now a well-known family who's responsible for lots of the pharmaceutical industry. Because of Seiko, who screws with the canon a solid bit more than the rest of us, there just so happened to be another Todoroki child. Because of Lucy, there's a well-known pro hero who went rogue. Mio is another assistant of AFO's, specifically aiding Garaki around his lab (apparently at first it was just cleaning, but she's eventually became a very good scientist herself with some knowledge of medicine and such). So I mean.. On our own, none of us (me, my noncanon sourcemates) really break the canon, but I guess us all existing together has kinda made our canon uh.. a little tiny bit canon divergent, to put it softly. But I love all my sourcemates, the only thing that sucks is I'll never see my noncanon ones ever again. Shigaraki is definitely the one I miss the most, though, but because I'm noncanon I heavily doubt there's any Shigarakis out there who remember me :'D

Okay, wow, that was a lot for something that didn't even really scratch the surface of who I am or who my noncanon teammates are, but uh.. Maybe I should continue that rentry wiki thing. I was working on a massive rentry with information about me, my past, my relationships/opinions of others and as well as some mini bios for my noncanon sourcemates because. I guess. If there's no fandom wiki for you, make one yourself! But it's been taking a VERY long time, sadly, just cuz there's so much to work on. But hey, who knows, maybe someday I'll finish it (or have it done enough that I feel comfortable sharing it with you guys, for those who want to read it?)

Anyways this is getting really long, even with the small text, so thank you so much again, Anon! T'was a truly kind thing you did for me !! /gen

I have some doodles of my sourcemates so let me see if I can find some..

The images got squished so you should totally click on them to see them better. The first two are doodles of me, then one of Asahi and Bee, then Riku, Riku+Seiko and then just Seiko :D

[harryforvogue]

U should def make a whole depressing thing out of it

i like the way you think so yes, let's do that. i just wrote this up so please excuse any and all typos <3 thankssssss!

***

The time catches up with Hades and Persephone very quickly. Over the past few years, they've adopted a type of coping habit that can only end badly for both of them, though it starts off very well. It's called the "don't think about it" method. Don't think about the Spring or count down the days or dwell on the anxiety. Feel each other. Love each other. Why waste time in worry when you should be loving one another.

It starts off with lots of promises such as "Don't worry. We have lots of time together, my love" which comes from Harry, and "We have all the time in the world to love each other, don't we?" which comes from Persephone. It seems perfect for a month. Then two months. Three months.

At four months, Harry has to gently remind his wife that they still have time together and so much can be accomplished with just a few months left. He feels that anxiety brewing in his stomach, but he'll put on a brave face for his wife. His wife who spends a lot of her time making sure the flowers she's planting around the gardens and all the help she's offering around the palace lasts for the months that she's gone. It's not only to help the Underworld, but also to leave a lasting impression of her on her husband.

This lasts until the last few days they have together. And the facade is going well, until one night after their second round of love making, Persephone clings to her husband, her face pressed into his neck, nails digging into his skin, and she whimpers, "I don't want to leave."

Hades stills, his arms tight around her naked body twisted into the sheets. Their room is dark just like Hades prefers, but one glance around the bedroom shows Persephone's touch. Her azaleas hanging around the threshold of the room, on their nightstand, and on the walls around their paintings. He looks at the paintings as he tries to think of something to say that will ease Persephone. They're of them: in one of them, he's tenderly clasping her to his chest, in another, he's holding her face between his hands, and in the last one, she's weaving a flower crown into his hair.

He remembers when that painting was done and how he had murmured in her ear, "You seem so innocent to everyone. show them what a frightful monster you really are, darling."

She'd laughed.

Now she's not laughing. He feels hot tears on his shoulder. She begins to tremble.

"Pers," he whispers, cradling her head gently. "We said no tears."

She's not listening to him. "You're the only one. The only one who sees me."

A lump forms in his throat as she continues to cry. If she doesn't stop soon, he's also going to cry.

"You love it up there," he tries to reason with her. "I know you do. I hear about it all the time from Hermes. He says all these things about people laughing and enjoying their time outside. Says the dark is dreary and the cold is depressing so Spring only makes people want to live. You hear me, Pers? You make people want to live."

"I don't care. I don't care about any of that," she insisted, raising her head. As she does, two of her tear drops fall onto Harry's cheek. "It doesn't matter to me."

Now, Hades knows she's not being honest with herself. She thrives in the Spring just as much as she thrives here in the dark with him. They are two separate things she lives for. And despite Hades hating having to let her go, he knows she does very well above ground. She misses her mother while she's down here. All her friends too.

Sometimes he fears that she'll forget all about him.

Her eyes are so sad looking at him like that, red rimmed and puffy already. He smooths his thumbs over the puffiness and removes it immediately.

"I'm going to miss you as well," he says softly. "The Underworld will be missing their terrifying Queen."

"Harry, can't you speak to my mother again? This is cruel to us!" she protests, sitting up. She pushes his outstretched arms away and moves to sit against the headboard. She holds the duvet to her chest. "Do something!"

"My love, I can't do anything more than you can. We've tried, haven't we?"

"Well, try harder!"

"Pers, you're not being fair."

"I know I'm not!" she growls, her eyes suddenly glowing with bright anger. She takes a deep breath and closes them, concentrating. When she opens her eyes, they're normal again. Teary. "I'm sorry. I know."

He sits up as well, his side of the duvet pooled around his waist in mock modesty. He doesn't say anything, reaching out again more tentatively this time. She leans her cheek into his palm when he goes to wipe his tears again.

She looks beautiful like this: the post sex glow still evident, naked with her warmth radiating off of her. He wants nothing more than to gather her and tuck her away in his chest or somewhere only he knows.

"I'll write to you," he whispers. "I always do."

"I know," Persephone sniffles, holding his wrist. "But letters don't substitute you. Nothing does. Please don't make me go."

He shuffles closer, holding her face with both palms now. "I'm not making you go. Fuck's sake, Pers, I would never tell you to go."

The tears are welling up in his eyes now too though he's desperately trying to remain strong for them. She puts her head on his chest and weeps arms tight around him. He pulls her in firmly, kissing the top of her head.

"I love you. I love you. I love you, Pers."

They don't sleep much that night amidst the crying and the love making that has both Hades and Persephone crying in each other's arms.

The morning she has to leave creeps up on them. Hades and Persephone stand hand in hand at the highest point of the Underworld. Her nails are digging into his skin once more, but it doesn't hurt him. It's a comfortable feeling knowing she's still there.

Hermes arrives gracefully. He's known for joking with the couple, but he knows not to do so on the first day of Spring. Today's the day for sorrow and rain, not for happiness and golden sunshine.

"Ready to go?" he asks Persephone softly. "Your mother is eagerly awaiting your return."

Persephone nods, biting the inside of her cheek. Hades knows she's not trusting her voice.

Hermes holds his hand out.

Hades tightens his grip on Persephone's.

She turns to him with her red eyes and raw bitten lips. "I have to go now," she says tearfully.

His heart is aching, breaking in two and disappearing. In that moment, he imagines himself returning to his room alone, telling all the staff and gods to leave him alone for the next week, turning into the bitter version of himself that he was before he met Persephone. The lonely, angry self. The one who'd never known love.

But then the corner of Persephone's mouth raises into a weak smile and she squeezes Hades's hand. And the ice in his heart melts away and he roughly pulls her close for a tight embrace.

"You're going to come back to me," he whispers desperately into her neck. "Please say it. Say you'll come back, Pers, I can't exist without you. Tell me you'll come back to me. Tell me, please please please, darling."

"I will," Persephone promises quietly, drawing back enough to see his face and the stressed lines. "I will always come back to you. No matter how long it takes."

He bends his head and captures her mouth in a final kiss, holding her tight to his body. He wants her all over him. Her scent, her taste, her touch. He wants to be marked by her, marked as her territory. Everything that is his is hers.

"I belong to you," he whispers against her mouth. "Every part of me, do you understand? Every inch of me and the powers I possess."

She's kissing him again, arms around his neck, fingers tangled into his curls. "And you own every part of me," she repeats back to him, as it is their custom every Spring morning.

He's still holding her hand as they part and he walks her back to Hermes, looking him straight in the eye as he says, "Ensure she arrives back to her mother safely. And then ensure she returns home safely."

"Of course," Hermes says diligently. He takes Persephone's hand. "My Queen. Shall we?"

"Yes," Persephone whispers, glancing over her shoulder back at her husband.

Six months. She must endure six months without the love of her husband, the care of her husband, and suffocating affection provided by her husband.

Within a blink of an eye, Hermes and Persephone are gone, a mere dash of air where they once stood. Harry stares at that empty space for a long time, his hands clenched by his side, lump in his throat.

And then he turns with a tense jaw, walks back to his palace, returns back to his room, and sternly tells the staff and gods to not speak to him for a long, long time.

[piratadelamor]

today we're gonna talk about HEITOR SANTANA because he's literally THE ideal man and no one talks about it

first of all just look at his character stats page. his current worry is that he really wants to adopt a puppy. that's so sweet. this guy is 6'8" and i bet he'd speak to his puppy with a baby voice and cuddle him to sleep. also his favorite drink is caipirinha just like any good brazilian..... i'm just obsessed with his energy. brazilians cmon i know you're with me!!!!! i wanna go to a barbecue with him

second of all: HE'S A ROMANTIC......... the best of them... the last of them maybe...that's a lie actually it's him and tanaka. they should meet and become friends fr i think their energy match. but anyway, heitor and nice make such a beautiful couple i love them so much... their marriage proposal was SOOOOOO 😍❤ nice was amazing...and when we see them watching hinata's match with their kids AND a dog?? the puppy he finally adopted?????? sorry i just KNOW he's a malewife and he's living his dream i love this family so much

LOOK!!!!! they're SUCH a beautiful and happy couple i love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u look at them and u instantly believe in love again!!!!!!

ok third have you SEEN his arms......... unbelievable

honestly.................................... why isn't anyone taking about him he's literally the hottest man in haikyuu EXCUSE me.

anyway i would marry him without thinking twice about it i just think he's THE man. he's hot and he loves dogs kids his wife and a good drink what else could i ever ask for in a man???/??? girl let's get our priorities straight and stan heitor satana from now on thank you

[nibeul]

I'm not disagreeing with you, exactly, but some words, like kawaii have been adopted into the English language, and are now somewhat divorced from their language of origin, in the same way words like fjord are. They have similar or the same meanings, but they've been adopted into English. The technical term is loan word, btw, if you wanna look into the topic more.

With regards to names, you're not wrong there either. But, as a white girl with the name 'Kai', I certainly wouldn't say anything to someone either. Aside from the ruthless teasing I got over my legal name, because while it is a fairly common name for boys in Asian countries like Japan, I was given the name due to its Russian (albeit still male) roots. Did not stop people from giving me shit over it, and at this point on my life I use it as little as possible due to that. But unless you 100% know the story behind someone's name, don't give them shit about it. I used to be all but hunted for sport by these three girls and one of the things they'd give me shit over was how 'insensitive' my name was. Of course, bare in mind these three white girls likely didn'tactually care about that, and really just wanted another excuse to bully me but the point remains.

hey I actually don't really care at all lmao especially when u sound condescending as fuck on a topic that's very specific to Asians. good for u I guess or sorry that happened,

[y0urlittl3ang3l]

Minecraft Diaries Short stories

#001: Garroth and Laurance meet and Laurance sees Garroth's disguise

(Authors POV)

Out of all the things Garroth had expected to be sent by Lord Fallon on her journey, he did not at all expect to be sent a letter by the main guard of chocolate village about how she was a main suspect in the murder mystery.

Garroth had better ways to spend his time than travel all the way past Meteli to get his Lord out of jail but hey, love makes people do dumb shit.

And instead of spending quality time with his precious adopted son, Levin, he went on a trip to go and get his Lord out of jail while her mission was to get more Lords in on trading with them.

Garroth had decided to stop in Meteli for a bit, ask around if anyone had been with his lord around the time the murders first took place.

" Hello, excuse me, I'm Seren the head guard of Phoenix Drop. My lord was here yesterday and I was wondering if anyone here was with her during that time." Garroth had explained to a group of Meteli villagers.

" Oh, the strange woman who went by Fallon?" One of the villagers asked, and Garroth sighed before nodding.

" Yes, she has Black hair and Yellow eyes." Garroth answered, and the villagers all knew immediately who he was speaking of.

" Our own head guard was with her yesterday, showed her around town all afternoon."

" Thank you, where can I find them." Garroth asked.

" He'd be in the plaza about now, he has fiery red hair so it'll be hard to miss him." One of the villagers replied and Garroth bowed his head in thanks before walking off to the plaza.

The villager was right, as soon as he stepped foot in the plaza the long fiery red hair of the head guard caught his eye immediately. And he began to walk fast towards the head guard, " Excuse me, would you be the head guard of this tow-..town.."

Garroth also had not at all expected for a gorgeous man to look back at him when he said that, Garroth didn't think anyone could hold such a pair of striking emerald green eyes, but here this man was staring at him with those exact green eyes.

The man had beautifully tanned skin, and a soft smile on his lips, his eyebrows were a light brown hinting towards the fact that his hair color was actually red. But either way, Garroth couldn't help but notice how beautiful it was anyway.

How could a man hold such beauty? Garroth had thought his lord was a beautiful woman, but this man..this man was on a whole 'nother level of beauty.

" Why yes I am, what can I help you with Sir?" The man asked, snapping Garroth out of his slight daze.

" U-Uh..I just wanted to ask if you had been with my Lord yesterday afternoon..L-Lord Fal-Fallon." Garroth stuttered out, and The fiery haired man let out a small chuckle.

" I did, quite the beauty, you're a lucky man." The man replied, and Garroth mumbled about how the lord of Meteli was the real lucky one, " Why do you ask?"

" I, uh, I need a testimony about her whereabouts so that I can prove she didn't commit..murder.." Garroth told the head guard.

" Oh, well then I'll give testimony on her whereabouts, my name is Laurance by the way." Laurance held out his hand towards Garroth.

" I'm Geren-I mean Seren!" Garroth exclaimed and Laurance laughed a little, smiling kindly at Garroth.

" It's nice to meet you Seren, lead the way to your Lord."

" Right."

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The two had been walking for a few hours and that's when Laurence's..charming side..took a break for a bit.

Laurance got bored of course and decided that attacking hostile animals for fun was a good idea. When there wasn't an animal to charge at though he'd turn his attention back to Garroth, and pester him about his helmet and asked why he wore it and it take it for him so he could see who he was traveling with.

Garroth now kind of regretted taking Laurence with him, his constant questions about his helmet began to annoy him and the non stopping attacks on animals was causing him to worry a lot more than he wanted to.

Thankfully they were very close to the Neapolitan villages, and then Garroth could get back to his time with Levin.

And then the pestering about his helmet began once more.

" Seren, I know I had asked you to lead the way, but with how you've been refusing to take off your helmet I'm not sure if I should trust you anymore." Laurance began, and Garroth sighed before stopping and turning sharply to the fiery haired man.

" If I take it off will you be quiet and stop attacking animals?" Garroth asked, Laurance nodded at the question and Garroth rolled his eyes from under his helmet.

" Attack another animal and I swear you will never, ever see my face again." Garroth threatened before moving to take off his helm, hooking his fingers on the ends of the helmet before pulling it off his head.

Laurance stared silently as the dyed brown locks of hair fell perfectly around 'Seren's' face, noticing the blonde roots at the beginning of 'Seren's' scalp, how the striking orange of 'Seren's' eyes stared down at him.

Laurance then noticed the long scar that ran down 'Seren's' left eye, and the many shades lighter it was from the other.

Laurance stared at Garroth in awe and it made the blonde blush a deep red before quickly pulling the helmet back on.

" Th-That's long enough..let's g-go." Garroth muttered before grabbing onto Laurance's forearm, leading the still awe-struck Laurance towards the Neapolitan villages.

Garroth walked up to the guard at the gates, " Hi, I've come to get my lord, I'm Seren the head guard of Phoenix Drop."

" Hi, you came quick, your lord is in Chocolate villages guard station, there will be signs to help you find it." The guard at the gate explained to Garroth.

" Thank you." Garroth said simply before he walked off.

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" Seriously Lord Fallon, what did you do to become a suspect?" Garroth interrogated the Lord, Laurance snickering from right next to him.

" I just asked questions about it, I got curious..I'm sorry Seren, I know it wasn't smart of me to continue asking them questions that would raise their suspicion of me." Fallon apologized, looking down at her thumbs, if there was one thing she hated the most it was having 'Seren' be annoyed with her.

Garroth just sighed, " M'lady..please just don't let this happen again." Fallon nodded before speaking again.

" It won't happen again Seren, I swear it. I'm sorry again for interrupting your time with Levin.." Fallon apologized once more.

" I already said that it's okay, Lord Fallon, you don't need to apologize more. Just show me it won't happen again. Now you need to return to traveling to the other villages, and I'll get Laurance back to his own village." It was weird for Laurance to see the Lord look so..childlike..when just yesterday she seemed so confident and sure of herself.

Now she seemed like a child getting scolded by their parent for doing something bad. But it's not Laurance's place to judge their relationship, as his own relationship with the last lord of Meteli was a father/son one.

After Garroth and Fallon said goodbye Garroth turned towards Laurance, " Come on, I'll take you back to Meteli." Garroth stated shortly to Laurance and the ginger nodded.

The two had a nice conversation on the way back, as Laurance had asked about who Levin was. Garroth then explained how Levin was his adopted son and how he was left on his doorstep in a box along with a name tag.

'Seren's' voice held such joy when talking about this child that Laurance swore he could picture the man smiling right now. And the time just flew by as Laurance intently listened to 'Seren' talk on and on about how adorable his child was.

And then before Laurance knew it they were back in Meteli, Laurance wished the walk had taken longer but oh well.

" This is where we'll have to part, have a nice day Laurance." 'Seren' waved to Laurance, and Laurance smiled up at the taller man.

" You have a nice day as well Seren, I hope you and Levin get to spend more time together." Laurance replied, and then they went different ways.