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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Six (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
Author’s Note: I accidentally posted this on my personal for like two seconds fmlllll haha. Anyway this one's a teeny bit shorter but he next one will be longer lol and Aemond girlies... Your time to shine begins in this hehehe
Summary: Time to drop some knowledge on Jace. Also, slumber party.
Word Count: 2,686
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, mentions of pegging
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
Tag List (comment if you wish to be added/removed): @chevelledahuman @smileykiddie08 @ticci-isaackk @zephyrinethedruid @julessworldd @bytchis-world @fallingleaves678 @svftsunflower @dearsnow @naomishief-blog
After the excitement of the day, you, Helaena, Aegon, Aemond, and Jace are more than ready to go relax in the room. None of you are necessarily sleepy, but definitely tired. It’ll be nice to relax and hang out for a bit, catch up on what’s been going on in everyone’s lives. You enter the hotel room to see an amazing spread of all of your favorite drinks and snacks, as well as shopping bags with your names on them. There’s a note on the coffee table that you all go to read.
Hello, sweetlings! We hope you’ve had an amazing time so far. We sent for some of your favorite snacks and if you take a look in the bags, they have a little surprise for you! We’ve booked a family dinner at Goofy’s Kitchen tomorrow at 5, so meet us in the lobby about 4:45 to check in.
Love, Alicent, Nyra, and Daemon
“Y’all know Daemon’s name was just thrown in there,” you state, “Ain’t no way he did this.”
You go to open your bags and find that the adults have bought you matching shirts to wear. Aemond cringes.
“They don’t actually think I’m going to wear a shirt with Grumpy on it, do they?”
You slap his arm, “Yes you fucking are! What do your shirts have?”
“Snow White,” Helaena shows you.
Jace’s has Mickey Mouse and Aegon’s has Flynn Rider. You unfold yours to see Stitch staring back at you. You snicker. These are pretty well chosen, to be honest. Helaena is sweet and gentle, as well as loving animals. Aemond is a bit of a grump, but with a heart of gold. Aegon is a flirt through and through with a good heart. And Jace definitely is a sweetie who thinks he is your fearless leader. And you? You truly are a chaotic mess.
You and Helaena go to the side that will be your bedroom so that you can change into something more comfortable to hang out. But as soon as you do, you squeal. The headboard of your bed is decorated with Sleeping Beauty’s castle and, when you press a button, it lights up and plays “When You Wish Upon A Star”. The two of you squeal and call the boys in to look at it. They’re not nearly as impressed as you, except for Jace but he gets excited for anything. You kick them out to change. As you open your small travel bag, you notice you completely spaced this morning and forgot to pack sleeping clothes. You sigh, feeling aggravated with yourself, turning to your best friend.
“Do you have any extra clothes?” you ask her, “I’m a fucking idiot. I forgot to pack anything to sleep in. Like, none of the shirts I brought are comfortable enough.”
She shakes her head, “No, I’m sorry,” she pauses before grinning at you, “Hey! Maybe one of the boys can give you a shirt to sleep in? I’m sure they have extras.”
“Oh, good idea, I’ll ask them,” you pause at seeing her extremely suspicious innocent expression, “Wait. Are you lying that you don’t have anything so I go ask and prove you right from earlier? That they have crushes on me? That’s sick, Hel, you’re a sick, twisted individual.”
She gasps at you, faking offense, “Moi? I’m so innocent!”
“You’re the devil is what you are,” you roll your eyes, “Shouldn’t have gotten a Snow White shirt. You should’ve gotten, like, the Evil Queen or Ursula.”
“Bestie, I should’ve gotten the matchmaker from Mulan,” she scoffs, shoving you out the door, “Watch them fight over who gets you one!”
You roll your eyes and knock on the door to the boys’ sleeping area. You hear them yell to come in. You enter and see that Aegon and Jace are, in fact, shirtless and whipping each other with the extra pillowcases that were left on the dresser. The room is already a total mess, with clothes and toiletries thrown all across the floor. This must be what a boy’s locker room is like. They appear to have two queen size beds, making you wonder who’s going to be spooning who tonight.
“Does one of you have an extra shirt I can sleep in?” you finally ask, “I can’t believe I didn’t bring anything to wear to bed.”
Jace and Aegon turn to each other and make a mad dash for their bags, shoving each other out of the way and tumbling into a heap, smacking each other. But it is Aemond who ends up helping you by giving you the shirt off his back. No, literally. He takes off his shirt and hands it to you.
“I don’t usually wear a shirt to bed anyway. Wore it so Aegon doesn’t draw on me when I fall asleep,” he shrugs, “Take it.”
“You, um,” you force yourself not to let your gaze travel to the broad expanse of his chest, “You sure?”
He nods, “Of course, love.”
You feel yourself warm at the familiar nickname and you smile at him, “Thank you, Aemond.”
“Anytime,” his voice is low and soft, “Y/N.”
You take the shirt from his outstretched hand, your fingers brushing against his. You hear his breath hitch slightly. Refusing to meet his eyes, you quickly turn around and run back into your and Helaena’s room to change. In the background, you can hear Aegon and Jace yelling at him that he’s a slut and they were going to give you a clean shirt. That his probably smells.
“I wore it for two minutes, but alright,” comes his snippy response.
———
The five of you are seated around the table in the main living area, playing the Disney Monopoly that the adults had left for you. Jace is the banker and has been sneaking you extra money when the others aren’t looking, and those idiots are none the wiser. You two have formed an alliance of sorts. When he is about to land on one of your properties that has a hotel, you accidentally knock him to the next spot. An alliance of mutual benefit.
When Aegon rolls, he lands on Cinderella’s Castle, where you have just built a hotel. He looks at you with the most innocent eyes he can give, but you shake your head.
“No. Pay up.”
“Come on, I don’t even know how you built a hotel there-“
“Bestie, you’re gonna have to give me,” you look at his property cards before grinning, “Incredicoaster to not go bankrupt.”
“Hell no!” Aegon exclaims in horror, grabbing the card and holding it to his chest like it’s his firstborn child, “You’ll have all the green ones then and build hotels there too! No way! Fuck that!”
You look to Jace, “Banker? What do you have to say?”
“Give Y/N Incredicoaster or you’re bankrupt.”
Aegon grumbles, reluctantly handing you the card, which you happily snatch from him, “Thanks, buddy! Jace, it’s my turn now and I want to build a house on all three of my green properties,” the Targaryen siblings all groan making you snicker, “It’s called Monopoly for a reason, guys.”
Aemond notices that you only hand Jace one bill, “Y/N, are you giving him a $500?”
You look at Jace, panicked, and respond, “Uh huh.”
“It’s the wrong color,” Aemond points out before his eyes widen, “Oh my God, you’ve been cheating! Both of you! He doesn’t charge you full and you bump his piece when he lands on your properties!”
“What? No!” you exclaim, feigning shock, “That’s not true!”
“Frankly,” Jace scoffs, “I’m shocked and offended by this accusation!”
“That’s it, game’s over,” Helaena claps, “Let’s watch a movie!”
“I won though, right?” you ask Jace, who nods.
Aegon turns on the TV and starts flipping through the channels and as you go and take a seat next to Helaena at the end of the couch.
“We can watch the live action ‘Cinderella’,” you suggest, “There’s literally nothing else on right now.”
Aegon smirks at you, “I never would’ve pegged you as a Cinderella girl.”
You hear Helaena choke on her soda at the “p” word. You two look at each other and burst into laughter again. You cannot get over what Helaena told you, it has literally been on repeat in your brain all day.
“What’s so funny?” Aegon asks in confusion.
You find yourself turning to Jace and smiling innocently; you get up and walk over to stand in front of him, “Jacey.”
He looks at you in surprise, “Oh, hi, Y/N! You wanna sit by me for the movie?”
He moves to the corner of the couch, giving you space to sit between him and Aemond. You plop yourself down before turning yourself to face him again.
“You know what pegging is, right?” you question him.
Jace’s face turns bright red as he stutters, “I-I mean y-yeah. Why are you asking me that?”
You turn to see Aemond and Aegon looking at you curiously while Helaena is covering her mouth to not give anything away. You grin wickedly.
“Hel saw something really interesting today,” you say, keeping your voice as innocent as possible, lifting your legs to toss them over his lap.
He looks down at your bare legs, then at you, swallowing thickly, “Uh huh?”
“I don’t know if I should tell you,” you sigh in faux regret, “It’s not exactly PG-13 and you’re such a nice, innocent boy-“
“For fuck’s sake, Y/N, I’m dying here, what happened?” Aegon interrupts you.
You grin wickedly, “Hel saw Aunt Nyra,” you pause for dramatic emphasis before revealing, “Pegging Daemon!”
And it is chaos. Aegon laughs hysterically, turning to his sister and begging for all of the details, making Helaena flick his forehead. Aemond looks somewhat surprised by the revelation, just as you were. All of you have seen Daemon as the epitome of a macho man, so the idea of him giving up any semblance of power to get pegged is… Interesting, to say the least.
Jace, however, looks like he might cry. Or throw up. Or cry and then throw up. Or throw up and then cry. Really, any order or combination works, the poor boy is traumatized.
“Oh my God, why did you tell me this?” Jace cries, pulling on his hair, “I haven’t ever walked in on them having sex even and now I know all the fucking details!”
“Fucking details indeed,” Aemond mutters, making you laugh.
“I wonder if she spanks him,” Aegon ponders out loud, “Like, ‘Daemon, you’ve been a very naughty boy, Mommy’s here to punish you’.”
“Shut the fuck up!” Jace cries, “That’s my mom!”
“Daemon’s gonna go up to you like,” Aegon copies Daemon’s accent, “‘I call her Mommy too’.”
Jace gags at the thought while the rest of you laugh.
Between giggles, you observe, “I mean, I thought Aunt Nyra was cool and badass for sure, but getting Daemon fucking Targaryen to bottom for you? That’s like, next level shit.”
“I’m just imagining Daemon in a gimp suit now,” Aegon is giggling to himself, “Oh my God.”
“Oh, please, just because he bottoms doesn’t mean he’s going to wear a gimp suit,” you roll your eyes.
“What’s a gimp suit?”
You all look at Jace, you being the one to speak, squeezing his cheek, “Jacey, never change. Please.”
He drops his head back onto the couch, “I can’t believe my mom has sex. Like, it’s such a weird thing to think about.”
“Where do you think you came from?” Aemond scoffs at him, “You can’t possibly think a stork dropped you off on her doorstep. She fucked someone.”
“I think I’m gonna be sick,” Jace mumbles, “Thanks for this nasty ass information I totally could’ve lived without, Y/N!”
“Pegging isn’t anything to be grossed out by, you should try it sometime,” Aegon grins, making all of you turn to him in surprise, “What? College chicks are adventurous-“
“The literal last thing I needed in my life was a visual of you with your bare ass in the air,” Aemond looks nauseous now, joining Jace, “Thank you, brother.”
The commercial break ends and you see Prince Kit riding up on his horse. Oh, shit, this dude is really hot.
You shush everyone, saying, “Now, let’s watch the movie. I heard if you look really carefully, you can see Richard Madden’s bulge in some of the scenes-“
A chorus of voices says, “Horny jail!”
You’ve taught them well.
By the end of the movie, all of you are still awake, but Jace has fallen asleep. Aegon decides to take this opportunity to, of course, draw a giant dick on his face. The four of you giggle and you suggest adding a few hairs to make it realistic. As you finish, Jace stirs. You worry your artistic masterpiece might be compromised, but he just sleep walks to his bed. God, he’s so easy to prank. You and Helaena decide to head to your room to sleep, excited to hit Disneyland tomorrow.
As you leave, you feel someone’s gaze on you and quickly turn. It looks like Aemond definitely likes the sight of you in his shirt. You smile at him, uncharacteristically shy.
“Thanks for the shirt,” you murmur, “Goodnight, Aem.”
His voice is a low, throaty rasp as he replies, “Goodnight, Y/N.”
———
You wake up to an arm thrown across your face. You sigh. Being away at college has made you forget that Helaena spreads out like a fucking starfish when she sleeps. You attempt to move her arm back to her side, but she throws it right back in you.
“Beware the beast beneath the boards,” she mumbles in her sleep before snoring loudly.
Oh, yep. You forgot the sleep talking too.
Removing her hair that has made its way into your mouth, you ease your way out of bed, careful not to wake her. You shake your head and smile at your best friend, tucking the blanket in around her, and decide to go sleep on the couch in the connecting room. Rubbing the sleep from your eyes, you see Aemond has pulled out the sofa bed. It would appear no one is spooning with anyone. He is typing away furiously on his laptop and has his earphones in. You walk over to sit at the foot of his bed and he smiles when he sees you.
“Hey,” he whispers, taking off his headphones, “What’re you doing up?”
“Can’t sleep. Helaena’s sleep talking and spreading,” you inform him, making him chuckle softly.
“What’re you gonna do?” he questions, putting his laptop on the table beside him.
“I don’t know, I’m really sleepy,” you respond, yawning, “I guess I’ll call and ask for an extra rollaway.”
“You can just sleep with me,” he murmurs, refusing to meet your questioning gaze, “I mean, Aegon and Jace were snoring like fucking cavemen so I just fixed this bed and there’s room. I think the sofa bed can easily fit two.”
“Are you sure? I feel like that’s a big ask.”
He shakes his head vehemently, opening his sheets, “No, c’mon, get in.”
You climb in with him, now remembering that he doesn’t sleep in a shirt. You blush slightly. Your friend is really, really toned. Like, how does someone look that good without a shirt? Personally, you think he should just go shirtless all the time.
You two squirm around for a bit to try to get comfortable, finally settling on facing each other and cuddling, your chest against his bare chest.
“Your feet are so cold,” Aemond whispers, pulling your feet in close to him, “Lemme warm you up.”
“You’re like a space heater,” you tease, snuggling into him, “If we ever have to share beds again, I call dibs on you.”
He laughs softly, moving in closer to you, resting his head on your chest gently, “You’re so soft. I could get used to this.”
You tease him, “And my icicle feet?”
“Nobody‘s perfect I guess,” he mumbled into your skin, “Goodnight, Y/N.”
“Goodnight, Aem.”
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valeskafics · 1 year
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National Targaryen's Family Vacation: Chapter Three (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
It's here loves!!! But y'all, I had waaaay too much damn fun writing this... This is an Aegon-centric chapter for sure but don’t worry, the other boys will have theirs hehe.
Summary: Pixar Pier is the first stop of your day and it definitely proves eventful. And other than Luke, all of you honestly deserve to go to horny jail.
Word Count: 3,042
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, references to drinking, profanity, innuendo, suggestive material
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
Tag List (comment if you wish to be added/removed): @chevelledahuman @smileykiddie08 @ticci-isaack @zephyrinethedruid @julessworldd @bytchis-world
You and the boys eagerly run to the screen displaying your ride photos after getting off of Incredicoaster. You can’t help but laugh hysterically as you look at everyone’s expressions. 
Aemond is completely expressionless and has managed to put on a pair of sunglasses, making him look like a knockoff of Neo from “The Matrix”. Aegon’s eyes are blown wide and his mouth is open, obviously from letting out the very unmanly shriek that you had heard while on the ride. Jace is flashing two peace signs and looking every bit like a tourist, the stranger who was seated beside him giving him a very judgmental look. You decided to be basic and dab, which you admit, looks so freaking dumb. Luke, however, is the one who really takes the cake. For the photo, he has lifted his shirt to flash the camera and is flipping it off, laughing maniacally.
Before you know it, Luke is running to the counter, holding Daemon’s credit card no doubt, wanting to buy the picture. The cast member tells him that the photo has been blocked from the system due to an obscene gesture. He insists that he was making a peace sign. The four of you hang back and watch this unfold. Luke continues blatantly lying and attempting to gaslight the cast member into thinking it’s a peace sign. He is ultimately unsuccessful and runs back to you with his tail between his legs.
You see Elastigirl is doing a meet and greet, so you and the boys figure why not get a picture with her.
“Elastigirl is mad thicc,” Aegon groans.
You grab the park map Luke is holding, turn to Aegon and smack him in the face with it, “You’re in time out. You’re in horny jail.”
“What? Why?”
You and the rest of the boys laugh at his pitiful whinging when Buzz and Woody switch out with her. He isn’t getting his picture with the “mad thicc” MILF after all, poor guy.
When you are next in line, he leans forward and whispers in your ear, low enough for only you and the rest of the group to here, “Andy’s mom has toys named Buzz and Woody too-OUCH!”
You’ve smacked him again and are pointing a finger in his face, “Horny jail!”
Your group dissolves into laughter before taking your picture with Buzz and Woody.
You then continue onto the next ride, Toy Story Midway Mania.
It has about an hour wait, but as you enter the queue, Aegon dashes off, saying he’ll rejoin you in a moment. Oh God, he’s about to be one of those people who cuts the line, saying his family is further ahead… About twenty minutes later, he returns, plastic cup in hand. As he slinks his way past dozens of annoyed families, you realize what’s in the cup.
“Aegon,” you stare at him unimpressed when he finally reaches you, “It’s ten in the fucking morning.”
“So?”
“We are at an amusement park,” you emphasize, “There are children present.”
He winks at you, raising his glass and taking a big ass sip almost as if to spite you, “It’s five o’clock somewhere, baby.”
The rest of you groan and ignore his already half-drunken giggling as he sips on his IPA. This man is fucking incorrigible.
You do end up sitting beside him for the ride, considering he “accidentally” elbows Luke as he goes to grab the seat next to you.
“Oops,” he mockingly apologizes, “Sorry, my man. Better luck next time, champ.”
“I’m sorry, Luke,” you offer a more sincere apology, “We’ll sit together on the next one, yeah?”
He nods, flipping Aegon off when you turn to say something to Aemond.
After you put on your 3D glasses and the actual shooting portion of the game commences, you are entirely shocked to see how fucking good Aegon is at this! He’s like a ninja, shooting the targets left and right, racking up points like crazy.
“How are you so good at this?” you question, incredulous and honestly a bit jealous as you see the disparity in your scores when you exit the ride vehicle.
“He has a lot of experience with using his right hand,” Aemond responds before Aegon can.
Aegon scowls as both of you laugh at his expense. So what, he masturbates. It’s a perfectly normal and healthy thing, he insists.
“Yeah, maybe after the first four times in a day,” Aemond replies, making you snicker again.
At least Aegon got the highest score?
After Midway Mania, it’s time for the carnival games. You’ve always been good at the one where you have to aim the water gun at a target and make your pole reach the top. There’s one vacant seat left for that particular game, so you decide to go for it, at the boys’ insistence.
“You gotta keep your eye on the prize, Y/N,” Jace’s hand is on your shoulder as he moves his other to create a line of sight between you and the target, looking entirely like a soccer dad.
You stare at him, amused, “Okay, coach.”
The little boy seated next to you, who is probably around five, gives you a shy smile, “I’m really bad at this game.”
“I used to be too,” you confess, leaning in to whisper secretively, “It’s still fun though, isn’t it?”
He nods enthusiastically, “Yeah! I like the noises it makes when someone wins!”
You grin at him and wish him luck.
“Show him no mercy, Y/N,” Aemond whispers in your ear, “Crush him. He’s the enemy right now. Don’t let those cherubic cheeks fool you.”
You can’t help but laugh at his overly competitive nature. He can be so unintentionally funny at times.
“Let’s do this!” Luke grins, clapping his hands together.
And the buzzer rings. The game has started! Your eyes are trained on your target intently. Seconds feel like hours. The boys are screaming, going crazy, watching to see whose plushy makes it to the top. It feels like you’re back at one of your little league games, to be honest. They’re going to be the weirdest, most annoying dads on the planet, you swear. But wait… Why are you thinking about them as dads? It’s the three idiots you grew up with, stop being weird.
The buzzer rings and when it’s your target that lights up, you know you have proven victorious, despite your momentary lapse. Your plushy has made it to the top first!
Aegon pulls Jace and Aemond back and whispers something to them, too low for you to hear. You turn around and look at them, confused. Jace turns bright red at whatever Aegon said and smacks him on the backside of the head while Aemond’s eyebrows practically fly into his hairline. He is positively scandalized. Aegon, meanwhile, is laughing like a hyena at whatever he has just said. You frown at them, still extremely confused, as the cast member resets the game and moves to grab your prize.
“What’s so funny?” you question.
Aemond shakes his head, “I’m sorry, I can’t repeat it. It’s too inappropriate.”
“I-I, um,” Jace stutters.
“I said I guess she’s a squirter,” Aegon grins proudly, waggling his eyebrows at you suggestively, “Wanna let me find out?”
Your jaw drops and your own cheeks flush a red much brighter than Jace’s, “Eww! Oh my God! What the fuck, Aegon? You need Jesus! And an AA meeting, for fuck’s sake, dude! Did you not hear me say you’re in horny jail?”
He continues laughing, bracing his hands on his knees to keep himself from falling. It doesn’t help much, considering he loses his balance and falls to the ground, still cackling. Jace looks seriously embarrassed while Aemond pinches the bridge of his nose in annoyance at what an absolute moron his brother is. Luke pats you on the shoulder. You feel like he probably doesn’t know what Aegon’s comment meant. At least you hope he doesn’t. The cast member hands you a large Wall-E plush and congratulates you. He also shoots Aegon a weary look, making you realize he heard what he said. Dear Lord, as if this day could get any more humiliating.
The kid from before walks up to you and extends his hand, a true gentleman and the very image of a gracious competitor, “Good job.”
You stare at his hand and back at your Wall-E plush before you kneel down to be at his height.
You take his outstretched hand and smile, “You know, I’m in college like Andy from ‘Toy Story’, so I don’t think I’m gonna be able to take this guy with me,” you extend the toy to him, “Would you do me a favor and take care of him?”
He looks at you in awe and nods quickly, accepting the toy, “Wow, thank you so much! I’ll take real good care of him, I promise!”
You ruffle the boy’s hair and grin, sending him back to his parents, who beam at you. You turn back to the boys, who are silent, only staring.
“What?” you question, hands on your hips, “I got something on my face?”
Jace is the first to speak as he smiles at you gently, “That was really cool of you, Y/N.”
You shrug off the compliment, thinking nothing of the way his eyes have completely softened when he looks at you, “Meh. It was no big deal. I don’t even like Wall-E.”
Aemond arches a brow, “Says the girl who imitated Wall-E and Eve for a month straight when the movie came out.”
You throw your hands up in frustration, “You did it too! I would go ‘WaaAaaaAll-E’ and you’d go ‘EeEeeevvUuuh’! You have no right to judge me, Aem!”
“Oh my God, that shit was so annoying,” Aegon recalls before turning to you and grinning wryly, “You’re just a big softie, admit it.”
“You’re just a big softie, admit it,” you mimic him, “Shut up. Let’s go to the gift shop.”
———
“Oh my God, guys, this is so cute,” you have to hold back a squeal, gazing at the red panda plushy which you think is Mei from Turning Red, “I loved that movie!”
“Is that the movie about the chick who turns into a massive panda?” Jace asks, holding up the detachable panda tail, “Oh, wow. Is this for a Halloween costume?”
“No, it’s a sex toy,” you deadpan, making Aemond snort.
“W-What?” Jace stutters, tossing it back where he found it, “At Disneyland?”
“Oh my God, Jace, I was joking,” you giggle, patting him on the shoulder, “Lighten up, bro.”
You fail to see the light in his eyes dim at the word “bro”.
As if on cue, “Nobody Like U” starts playing on the speaker in the store.
“I’ve never met nobody like you,” you sing, making the boys laugh at the fact that you actually know the lyrics, “Had friends and I’ve had buddies, it’s true. But they don’t turn my tummy the way you do,” you absentmindedly point in the boys’ direction as you keep jamming, “I’ve never met nobody like you.”
Of course, each of the three thinks that you were pointing at them. This is definitely a problem for later.
“You’re never not on my mind, oh my, oh my,” Luke begins belting out the chorus, making you shriek with delight as the two of you do the dance from the movie.
“I’m never not by your side, your side, your side,” you sing back to him.
“I’m never gon’ let you cry, oh cry, don’t cry,” you two are on your knees singing along, much to the amusement of the entire store, “I’ll never not be your ride or die, alright.”
Aemond is shaking his head at the two of you in embarrassment, though smiling in spite of himself, while Jace is laughing his ass off. Luke is never going to live this down.
“If they knew the choreo, we really could’ve been 4*Town,” you sigh to Luke sadly, making him nod.
“They’re lame.”
You quickly realize that Aegon, however, is nowhere to be found. The four of you exit the store, wondering where the hell he went.
“Where’d my idiot brother go?” Aemond mumbles, looking around.
Aegon reappears moments later, a shopping bag in hand that he hands to you, “Here.”
You look at him curiously, “What is it?”
He shoves your shoulder gently, “Open it, dummy.”
Jace and Aemond again exchange annoyed glances at Aegon’s flirting. This fucking man whore, they swear. When you open the bag and look inside, you literally squeal with delight. Aegon bought you the red panda plushy! Holy shit!
You look up at him, your smile so bright that he swears he’s gone blind, “Aegon! This is too sweet! Thank you so much, you’re the best! I love it so much!”
You wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him into a tight hug. He grins, hugging you around the waist. With your back turned to the others, you fail to notice the dirty glares Jace and Aemond are shooting him. Or the middle finger he flips them in return while he moves his hands to rest on your hips.
You hold your plushy tightly to your chest, “Where to next?”
“Well,” Jace glances at his phone, “It’s getting warm. Should we make a stop at the locker? Drop our jackets and,” he stares at your plush, “Your toy?”
Everyone agrees. On the way to the front of the park, you pass by Grizzly River Rapids.
Turning to your friends, you suggest, “Since we’re here…”
“No,” all three older boys chorus.
“What, why?” you complain, “It’s summer, it’s hot, it’s a fun ride-“
“Say no more,” Luke drags you by the hand to race to the queue.
A huge tour group is about to join, making you understand his haste.
The three older boys hang out on the bridge, where you and Luke will pass in a few minutes.
“You guys know she was singing to me, right?” Aegon questions.
The younger two look at each other incredulously, Aemond speaking, “Excuse me?”
“The panda song,” he informs them, “She pointed at me.”
“She pointed at me, dumbass,” Jace retorts, “She literally looked right at me!”
“Who says she was even pointing at anyone?” Aemond speaks up, “She might’ve just been singing,” under his breath he adds, “Besides, if she was going to dedicate that song to anyone, it would’ve been me-“
“Sure, Jan,” Aegon smiles, saccharine sweet, “It’s okay, fellas. Maybe one day you can be as cool as me.”
“If by cool, you mean a serial masturbator with a marijuana problem, I hope that day never comes,” Aemond smiles right back at him.
Jace snickers at the two siblings before seeing you and Luke’s raft approaching, “Oh, guys, look!”
You guys wave up at them. Then, a massive wave of water soaks the two of you, making you scream probably a little too loudly. The boys are cackling at your expense, even still when you both walk up to them huddled together and shivering slightly. Your hair is damp but luckily your shoes and shorts seem to be okay, though. Your shirt, however…
When you separate from Luke to wring out your hair, Aegon lets out a low wolf whistle. You look at him in confusion only to see his, Jace, and Aemond’s eyes glued to your chest. Fuck. You were wearing a white tank top. Your bra is totally visible to them.
You shriek loudly and cover yourself as best as you can with your arms, “You pervs! You couldn’t tell me? Y’all are all in horny jail now!”
Luke takes his hoodie off and holds it in front of you protectively, glaring at the boys, but smiles at you sweetly, “I have an extra shirt in my backpack, Y/N. You can put it on over yours. It has Spider-Man on it. I know he’s your favorite.”
You thank him, taking the shirt when he gives it to you and quickly pulling it on. Luke’s shirt fits you perfectly, thank God, and it’s actually pretty cute. It’s one of the ones that has  a picture all three Peter Parker actors on it pointing at each other like in the meme. You might have to pay him and keep it.
As you guys leave your stuff in the locker, you check your phone. Helaena has sent you a picture of her and the littles with all of the Disney princesses. You quickly read the text that she has sent along with it.
Helaena: They’re having all of the Disney princes come out tomorrow morning! 👀
Y/N: OMG, that means Flynn Rider! 😍😍😍
Helaena: YES! 🙏
Y/N: We have to meet them
Helaena: Obvi! That’s our mans!! Plus Prince Eric with those dreamy eyes omg 🥺
Y/N: Why are we so thirsty hehehe. Also Aegon can stop crying over not getting to go to Galaxy’s Edge 😂
Helaena: Hahaha yes!!! Send me some pic of you guys, I miss you!! 💓
You immediately send her the picture of you and the boys with Buzz and Woody. You then turn to the boys and ask them to take a picture of you with your plushy to send to Helaena before you put it in the locker for safekeeping. Aemond takes it for you. You feel yourself startle slightly when his long, graceful fingers brush against yours.
Long? Graceful? Fingers? Y/N, baby, you might be the one who needs to go straight to horny jail, you think to yourself.
After the photo is taken, you question what your next stop is.
“Carsland?” Aemond suggests, pulling up the app on his phone, “I can get us a Fastpass for it twenty minutes from now and we can have lunch there.”
“It’s called Lightning Lane now, actually,” Luke corrects, smug as ever.
“Okay, thank you for the correction, Luke, which is totally going to be an important aspect of my everyday life and completely relevant when anywhere other than this specific theme park,” Aemond rolls his eyes at him, the little shit.
“You’re welcome,” he smiles back, innocent as ever.
You bite back a laugh as you link arms with Aemond, “Carsland! Let’s go!”
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Aegon's SMUT Ending (Aegon x Reader)
A/N: ONLY AEMONDS ENDING LEFT THE END OF AN ERA 😩
Summary: You and Aegon run into a couple of little hiccups your first time together.
Word Count: 1,364
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: NSFWWWW, smutty smut smut, fluff, p in v sex, oral sex, aegon loves tiddies
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After the last day of your family vacation is done, you and Aegon get in your car and drive back to your apartment. He can’t stop smiling as he looks at you, grinning like a little kid. He’s eating some popcorn he grabbed before you left the park and sort of making a mess in your car. You give him a look.
“You’re gonna pay for this to get detailed. You’re leaving your little crumbs everywhere,” you tease him.
Aegon snickers, “Shut up, princess, you love me. But yeah, I’ll get it detailed.”
“It’s like you’re marking your territory with your crumbs,” you shake your head, pulling into your apartment building, “Ridiculous.”
“Hey!”
You laugh to yourself as you grab your bag and get out of the car. Aegon does the same. As you wait for the elevator, you’re surprised when he pulls you closer by the belt loop on your jeans and kisses you, resting his other hand on the wall behind you. You wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him back, nibbling slightly at his bottom lip. Aegon smiles into the kiss and opens his mouth.
Just as he does that, the elevator arrives and one of your neighbors steps out, giving you a judgmental look before going on her way. You and Aegon look at each other before bursting into giggles and stepping into the elevator. The woman looks back one more time and just as the elevator door closes and the two of you disappear from her view, Aegon pulls you into another kiss and flips her off.
“You’re so evil,” you laugh between kisses.
“Well, you’re my girlfriend, so what does that say about you, princess?” Aegon retorts.
“Touche.”
You exit the elevator, hand in hand and walk toward your apartment. As you struggle with the key, yet again, Aegon hugs you from behind, kissing the nape of your neck.
“Distracting me like this won’t get us into the apartment any faster.”
“It’s still fun!”
You finally get the door open and pull Aegon inside by the hand. You lock the door and immediately start grabbing at his tee shirt, then his jeans, urging him to get out of them.
“So impatient,” he teases, “I’m flattered, princess, really.”
“Shut the hell up-“
“Saucy too!”
You quickly strip down as well, wanting nothing more than to get him into your bed, and by extension, inside you. Aegon nearly trips over his feet as he follows you to your bed, pulling off his boxers. You push him onto the bed and straddle him, kissing along his collarbone, then up his neck, along his jawline. Aegon’s hands cup your breasts, his thumbs rolling over your nipples.
“If it was possible, I think I’d cum just from touching your-“
“If you say just from touching my boobs, I’m never speaking to you again.”
“Seven fucking hells, Y/N, so cruel.”
The two of you look at each other and laugh again. By all accounts, sex with one of your best friends should be an awkward experience, but not with Aegon. He knows it’s your first time and he’s determined to make it as wonderful as possible for you.
“You should stay on top,” he says softly, that deep voice of his doing extremely unholy things to you, “That way you can set the pace. You’re in charge. And then tomorrow,” he smacks your ass playfully, making you yelp, “Maybe I can be on top.”
“You’re a lazy little bitch boy, I doubt you’ve ever been on top in your life-“
Aegon flips the two of you over, “You know what? Before we go all the way, I’m gonna make you regret that, princess.”
You give him a look, crossing your arms, “Okay. Let’s see you do it, Aeg.”
He gives you a dirty little smirk, “Oh, you’re about to see it.”
Aegon moves to sit between your legs and grabs you by the knees, throwing your calves over his shoulders.
You let out another yelp, “What are you doing?”
“Eating your pussy, obviously.”
“Oh… Carry on.”
Aegon buries his head between your legs and begins to eat you out like a man starved. Like he’s been walking through a desert and you’re the only water for miles around. You feel his tongue moving up and down your pussy, agonizingly slow before he shoves it inside you and starts moving it around, hitting places you didn’t realize you had.
“Fuck, Aegon-“
He grips you by the hips and pulls you even closer, now letting his nose brush against your clit, adding another dimension of pleasure to the whole experience. You moan and throw your head back. He laughs against your skin, the vibration from his mouth nearly sending you over the edge.
“So fucking wet for me,” he mumbles before getting back to it, sucking and licking and nipping at you in a way that makes you see stars. The thing that finally sends you over the edge is when he lightly nips at your clit, making you scream.
“Oh, holy fucking… Oh my gods…”
“No gods,” he grins, pulling off of you with an obscene slurping sound, his lips glistening from his activities only moments ago, “Just me here, princess. Just you and me.”
You two switch positions so you’re on top of him again. You lean down and kiss him gently, tasting yourself on his lips.
Then, you panic for a moment, “I don’t… I don’t have a condom…”
“Me either,” he grimaces, “Uh, should we go to Vons or something…”
“Wait, I have an idea!”
You place an order on Instacart for a packet of condoms. Literally just a packet of condoms. You and Aegon sit there for a while, bricked up, wanting to get back to it.
“I can’t make out with you right now,” Aegon says honestly, “I’ll bust a nut.”
“It’s ten minutes away, just hang on.”
“Should we play Jedi: Fallen Order-“
“I’m not dignifying that with a response.”
Your doorbell rings and Aegon runs to answer… Not realizing he’s naked. You almost feel bad for the poor delivery guy, but you know what?
Aegon’s a very attractive man, so it was probably his lucky day.
Aegon nearly falls again in his rush to get back to you, pulling the condom on as he goes and lies down on the bed. You move to straddle him again and slowly give his cock a singular pump before letting him ease his way into you.
You stay there for a long moment, just gazing into his pretty eyes, that are slightly glassy from how good he feels being inside you. After he’s waited so long.
“You’re so pretty,” you say softly, leaning forward to kiss him.
“So are you,” he whispers, kissing you back.
When you feel a bit more comfortable, you roll your hips against his and Aegon lets out a tiny whine. And you want to hear more. You start moving your hips against his, feeling his cock filling you with every move. Aegon starts thrusting into you, keeping pace with you. He sits up, taking one of your breasts in his mouth, sucking on your nipple. You run your hands through his hair, still bouncing up and down on him.
“Fuck, Aegon,” you moan.
“Y/N…”
He wraps his arms around your back, pulling you in even closer, moving his mouth to your other breast, suckling at your nipple as he moans, “I love you. I fucking love you so much.”
Aegon continues bucking his hips into you and you continue grinding your hips against his until you feel yourself squeezing around him and finally, you come undone on his cock. Aegon fucks you through your orgasm, cumming soon after. The two of you fall back on the bed, your head resting on his chest.
“Holy shit,” he says, grinning at you, “That was… Damn.”
He gets up and tosses the used condom in the trash.
You grab a water bottle from the fridge and drink some, tossing another to him.
When you’re done, he looks at you, “How many condoms were in that box?”
“Uh, 12?”
Aaaand he’s already ripping another one open.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Twelve (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
A/N: y'all after making aemond fuck up sooooo mf bad in my smau I gave him a chapter here lol enjoy my girliessss aegon centric chap next 💕💕
Summary: After dinner, you head back into the park and have a... Moment.
Word Count: 3,165
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, ghosts/hanging body (in the context of the Haunted Mansion ride), mentions of Disney being racist (Splash Mountain/Song of the South)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
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Soon after Daemon’s absolutely savage exposure of Luke Jace, your little group of six heads back into the park. You still have a ton of stuff to do and it’s already 6:30PM. You decide that you at least want to go on Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, and Indiana Jones. Anything else is a bonus. Aemond has also secured you Lightning Lane to see Fantasmic, which you are all very excited about. Luke says it’s one of the best nighttime spectaculars at any of the parks and, with his vast knowledge on the subject, you’re all inclined to believe him.
When you re-enter the park, you all head to the first Lightning Lane Aemond can grab, which ends up being Splash Mountain. That’s a good thing, because it’s still light out and you’ll be able to dry off. As you all stand in the queue, Luke suggests playing Ninja to pass the time. You give him a look.
“After what happened with Chicken earlier? My brother in Christ, I think the fuck not,” you scoff.
“How do you even play Ninja?” Aegon asks between bites of the popcorn he picked up for himself on the way in - you don’t really understand how he’s still hungry after having four plates full of food at Goofy’s Kitchen, but hey, he’s on vacation.
Realizing that you’re going to end up playing whether you want to or not, you sign and instruct everyone, “Okay. Big circle.”
Everyone listens, forming a circle. You stand in between Helaena and Luke, on Luke’s other side is Aemond, then Aegon, then Jace. You tell everyone to bow to each other, everyone other than Aegon already doing so, considering they know the game. Aegon shrugs and bows as well, though he seems to think the concept of it is stupid. You, Aemond, and Jace used to play Ninja all the time at school, Helaena often joining in, but Aegon at a certain point got too cool for your schoolyard games, hence his ignorance on how to play. Luke knew from playing with his own friends at school.
“Okay, so,” Helaena begins to explain the game to Aegon in as simple terms as possible, “We go in a circle, each taking a turn. You can make one movement of one of your arms or legs to try to smack someone else’s arms or legs. So if you do smack them, that limb of theirs is out.”
Helaena takes the first turn and tries to kick your leg, but ends up in an extremely awkward Black Widow-esque squat, which makes you snicker. You gently tap her leg too quick for her to move.
“One leg out.”
She rolls her eyes at you, “That was a cheap shot, you dick.”
Aegon interrupts you before Luke can take his turn, “So can this just be my turn?”
He starts walking backwards, literally voguing with his hands, thinking he’s really come up with something special and suddenly… He falls into a baby stroller. He looks at you all in horror, quickly standing up. Did he just fucking squash a baby?! When he stands, you see that the kid is actually eight years old, and is just glaring up at Aegon.
“You fucking suck at Ninja, asshole,” the kid informs him, making the rest of you cackle hysterically at his shocked face.
When you get to the front of the line, you all decide Helaena will be in the back, then Luke, then Jace, then Aemond, then you, then Aegon in front. He absolutely despised the idea of being in the front and getting drenched, but that’s his lot in life.
“You know this ride is actually based on one of the most racist Disney films in history?” Aemond leans forward and whispers in your ear, “It was called Song of the South and it perpetuated the happy slave stereotype we see in movies like Gone with the Wind. It was some very fucked up shit.
“Thanks a lot for that, Negative Nancy, how am I supposed to enjoy this stupid ass ride now?” you smack his knee, which is right next to your hips, considering the ride configuration and how long his legs are.
He chuckles to himself, “I’m a philosophy history double major, it’s my moral duty to inform you about the media you consume.”
“Moral duty my ass, you butthead.”
You see Aegon laughing and singing along with “Zip A Dee Doo Dah” alongside all the little animatronics and it’s quite possibly the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen in your life. He looks like a little boy. He glances back at you and cringes slightly when he sees you’re already looking at him.
“What? It’s a catchy song,” he mumbles, crossing his arms and pouting at having been caught.
You laugh and lean forward to whisper in his ear, “I thought you looked kinda cute, actually.”
You quickly press a kiss to his cheek, laughing when you see the tips of his ears go slightly red.
After the first drop on the ride, a big wave of water comes into the boat, soaking all of your legs and making all of you scream in shock at just how fucking cold the water is.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” you can hear Jace shrieking somewhere behind you.
“Oh, please, it’s just water,” Helaena scolds him, “Were you not in a swimming pool earlier? I guarantee you this water is cleaner. At least no kids have probably taken a piss in it.”
“Who’s talking about kids?” Aemond says, and you can hear the smirk in his voice, “It would’ve been Aegon pissing in a public pool.”
Aegon flips him off in annoyance, making the rest of you laugh. Soon, you’re in the inside portion of the ride, where they have animatronics of Br’er Bear getting caught in his own traps and Br’er Rabbit just living his best life away from everyone. And you get splashed again. It would seem that this time, Helaena got a big splash in the face.
“FUCK!” you hear her annoyed shriek from behind you.
“What was that, bud?” Jace taunts her, “Oh, it’s just water?”
“Jace, if you don’t shut the fuck up-“
“Guys, shut up!” Luke interrupts their bickering, “The huge drop and ride picture are coming! Aegon, you lean right, Y/N, you lean left, and everyone else follows that, okay? That way, we can see everyone!”
“Damn, why we gotta treat this like a fuckin’ NASA launch,” Aegon whines.
Soon, the log boat you’re all sitting in starts ascending the ramp and the music becomes slightly more insidious.
“I fucking hate this ride,” Aemond grumbles, making you laugh.
When you get to the top, you all quickly pose per Luke’s instructions and then, you’re launched into the huge drop, all of you screaming. You grab Aegon’s shoulders, Aemond grabs yours, and so on, all of you clinging to each other and shrieking until, finally, you’re all sprayed with a giant wave of water.
“We’re fucking soaked!” Jace screams, “Why did we do this? Oh my God, I’m never gonna get dry!”
“You?” Aegon shrieks, “I’m fucking drenched, you asshole!”
“Oh my God, all of you relax, it’s just a,” Aemond pauses when the last dip of the ride sends a bunch of water careening into the boat, soaking his legs and feet, “Water ride.”
“You were saying?” Helaena taunts her brother, earning a middle finger very similar to Aegon’s earlier one.
When you all get off of the ride, you decide to go on the nearby Winnie the Pooh ride, considering it has a five minute wait. Aemond, of course, is mom of the year and manages to secure a Lightning Lane for Haunted Mansion next, which is perfect since it is the next ride in your path. You ride beside Aemond for this one, all of you getting the seats extremely wet. The cast members winces at the wet plopping sound all of you make as you sit down, but they decide that’s a problem for the next guest.
Luke and Jace sit behind you and Luke begins telling you, “This used to be Country Bear Jamboree, it was a ride about the Country Bears and-“
“Wasn’t that a movie? Like a really bad one?” Jace asks, making Luke groan.
“Don’t talk about that movie, it’s a disgrace to the Country Bear mythos!”
You and Aemond glance at each other, barely holding back your laughter.
Aemond leans in to whisper to you, “If Luke ever calls me a nerd again, kindly remind him of all the shit he spewed about the Country Bears today.”
“Oh, gladly,” you snicker.
As you enter in the interior of the ride, a huge gust of air conditioning makes you shiver and move closer to Aemond. He realizes that you’re cold because of how wet all of you still are from Splash Mountain. He pulls you into his side, wrapping an arm around you. Though it doesn’t really help much, considering he’s still drenched himself, you don’t question it. It feels really nice having his arm around you. He draws small circles on your shoulders with his finger, relaxing you. That is, until Luke starts screaming that if you look backward, you can see some vestiges of the old Country Bears ride. You and Aemond exchange an amused look before turning and looking to appease Luke.
After Winnie the Pooh, it’s time for one of the rides you’ve been looking forward to the most - the Haunted Mansion! Aemond scans your passes at the entrance and you join the amazingly decorated queue. There’s a whole graveyard, with tombstones and everything in front of the mansion, and a bunch of other really cool spooky decor.
“Ugh, I want it to be Halloween now,” you say, looking around at everything, “Guys, when I have my own place, I’m decorating it exactly like this, this is so fuckin’ dope!”
“Yeah, I’m never gonna visit you,” Jace shivers, “I am not about this ghost shit, babe, sorry.”
“Pussy,” Luke teases, earning a warning look from Jace (and considering all that happened earlier, Luke immediately shuts up).
You pass by a black carriage, which Luke says is led by an “invisible” horse. As if on cue, there’s a sound of a horse nickering, which makes Aegon and Jace jump in surprise.
When you enter the actual mansion, you’re taken into what Luke calls “the stretching room”. The narrator starts his creepy monologue about their being no windows and no doors, which Luke of course, quotes along with him in its entirety. When the the lights go out before illuminating a hanging body up on the ceiling, Jace and Aegon literally shriek with horror, while you and Aemond roll your eyes. Helaena and Luke are just completely unbothered.
“Why the fuck do they have a hanging person on a kid’s ride?” Jace asks, freaking out.
“For real, bro,” Aegon nods, practically running out the door when it slides open.
As you walk down the amazingly decorated hallway, you and Aemond take in the paintings that change when the “lightning” reflects on them, as well as the stone carvings whose eyes are made to look like they follow you. Aegon and Jace, however, are completely terrified.
“Such sad, sad creatures,” Aemond comments to you wryly.
You nod, “Couldn’t be us, nope.”
He grins at you, “No way, never us. We’re obviously riding together on this, am I correct?”
You scoff, “Duh. You think I want to ride with Beavis or Butthead over there and hear them crying about ghosts every two seconds? Yeah, no thank you.”
Jace and Aegon ride together, while Helaena goes with Luke. It would appear scared little boys like to stick together, who knew? You and Aemond take the last “doom buggy”. The ride starts and both of you are amazed at the attention to detail, taking in everything - the floating candelabra, the suit of armor the doors that literally appear to be breathing. Well, you are taking in everything, Aemond is just pretending to and staring at you. You pass by a grandfather clock which keeps striking 13 next.
“Let me guess,” Aemond teases, “You want that for your future house.”
“Uh, fuck yes, dude,” you respond, “That’s so cool.”
He smiles at you, thinking to himself how maybe one day, the two of you can have a house together someday, decorated in your quirky, weird way. Who’s he kidding? He thinks that clock is awesome too.
You enter the seance room next, the doom buggies circling around Madame Leota’s crystal ball in a way that you can wave at your friends. Aegon pulls out his phone to try and take a picture of her but the flash goes off, making the ride screech to a halt. Aegon is promptly shamed by the creepy narrator, making all of you laugh your asses off at his sheepish expression. The ride begins again after a few moments, and Aegon is sure to put his phone away.
Next, you pass through the ballroom, where you see ghosts enjoying a party, flying in and out of the walls and windows. Some of them are eating, but your favorites are the ones who are waltzing. You nudge Aemond and point them out.
“That could be us, but you playin’,” you joke.
He looks at you, a lazy smile on his face, “So, you want that to be us?”
You blanch, blushing as you stutter, “I-uh,”
He winks at you, “No, good to know. For future reference.”
You shut up, feeling embarrassed at the fact that you might have revealed that you kind of sort of like him. Aemond, however, is completely unembarrassed as he again wraps an arm around you, pulling you into his side.
You enter the attic next, seeing portraits of a bride with several different grooms, each of who is implied to have been beheaded. Both of you glance at each other and actually laugh. You startle slightly when you see the fake ghost of the bride holding a hatchet and reciting some wedding vows.
“If you want those dancing ghosts to be us,” Aemond whispers in your ear, teasing you, “Best not use a hatchet on me, love. I’d be stepping on your toes all the time if I didn’t have a fucking head. If you want to get rid of me after we get married, just poison me instead. Though, knowing you, you’d end up mixing up the drinks and poisoning yourself.”
“Oh, shut up, you’re such an asshole,” you elbow him, making him laugh.
The graveyard scene comes next, and both of you hear Aegon and Jace’s constant shrieks at the ghosts that pop out to scare them. It seems that when you boarded, the timing was perfect because almost all of the pop up scares happen to them specifically, giving the rest of you plenty of free entertainment.
At the end of the ride, the “Ghost Host” as Luke calls him, warns you about Hitchhiking Ghosts and, as you pass a wall of mirrors on the way out, you see a bearded ghost “sitting” between you and Aemond, making both of you laugh. However, Aegon and Jace have taken this far too seriously and start screaming at the taller ghost that sits between the two of them.
The two extremely scared boys nearly trample each other in their rush to get off of the ride. You and Aemond tell them you want to see the gift shop, making them groan at the fact that they have to see “more ghost shit”. You both look around in amazement at all the cool Haunted Mansion memorabilia, and actually both end up getting Haunted Mansion spirit jerseys. You quickly pull them on over your still soaked from Splash Mountain bodies and grin.
“We look awesome!” you exclaim before asking Luke to take a picture of the two of you in front of Haunted Mansion.
Jace and Aegon give him the stink eye as he agrees, following the two of you and saying he’s happy you enjoyed the ride and that it is one of imagineering’s greatest successes. This kid is so fucking adorable.
Except for the porn habit.
It’s nearly 8:30 now, so you decide to go claim your seats for Fantasmic, as well as treat yourselves to some Mickey ice cream bars. Luke, of course, also buys himself a popcorn bucket with Daemon’s credit card. Aegon has no complaints, considering he’s now obsessed with Disney popcorn, urging you all to get some since it’s superior to all other popcorn. You all laugh at his enthusiasm, trying the popcorn and agreeing it’s pretty good.
You sit between Aemond and Jace, settling in to watch the show. Luke tells you all it’s about half an hour long and really cool. The lights in the area go down and the announcer says the show will be starting momentarily. Aemond turns to you, smiling.
“If you’re tired, you can rest your head on my shoulder,” he offers, “You look exhausted.”
You open your mouth to protest but instead let out a small yawn, making him laugh as you frown, “Okay, maybe a little bit.”
You lean against him and watch, amazed as the show starts. Mickey Mouse is transported into his dream and a mist screen shows above the water, depicting scenes from “The Jungle Book”, “The Lion King”, and then, much to your chagrin, the pink elephants scene from “Dumbo”.
Jace turns to you, “Didn’t this scare the shit out of you when we were kids?”
“Judging by her face, it still does,” Aemond teases, making you groan and Jace laugh.
Luckily, it changes to “Aladdin”, soon enough, then a few other movies before returning to “Aladdin” again, “A Whole New World” playing. You feel Aemond take your hand in his, making you smile to yourself. He’s actually holding your hand while they play a medley of romantic songs - first “Beauty and the Beast”, then “Part of Your World”, and finally “I See the Light”. He actually hums along with the last one, surprising you.
You look at him, “You know this song?”
“Isn’t it your favorite? Of course I know it.”
You stare at him and he stares at you, but the moment is broken when Mickey’s dream changes to a scarier scene, all the villains now showing up. You look away from each other reluctantly. If that scene had gone on just a second longer, you think he might have kissed you.
After the show ends, all of you stand up, tired but not wanting to finish the night yet. You decide to do one more ride, Pirates of the Caribbean, before calling it a night, leaving the rest for tomorrow.
As you enter the queue, you can’t stop thinking about that moment with Aemond. However, Aegon soon distracts you with some weird question about the most recent Pirates movie.
It’s been an… Interesting day. And it’s not over.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Nineteen (Jace, Aegon, Aemond, Helaena x Reader)
A/N: last chapter before the endings 😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺
Summary: It's Dare Night at Disneyland. Your last night at the hotel definitely proves to be one of the most interesting.
Word Count: 2,257
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, references to alcohol consumption
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When you get to the bowling alley after World of Color (which you had to constantly assure Luke was a really good show), you take your seats at the booth beside where your lane will be. You sit opposite Aemond, between Helaena and Luke. Aegon is opposite Helaena and Jace is opposite Luke.
You all immediately order food. Or rather, Momma Aemond does.
“Okay, we’d like,” he reads over the menu quickly before deciding, “A cone of fries, chicken tenders, macho nachos, cheeseburger sliders, and a cheese pizza,” he glances around at all of you, “I ordered appetizers, is that enough for all of you?”
Helaena pipes in, “I also want a veggie hand roll.”
“Ooh, California crunch roll for me,” Jace adds.
“Can I have the grilled salmon-”
“He doesn’t need the salmon,” Aemond says, slapping his hand over Luke’s mouth, “I think that’ll be everything other than drinks.”
Each of you gets a beer other than Helaena and poor Luke. He pouts and orders a chocolate milk. You see how sad he looks and sigh.
“You know, I’ll get a Coca Cola float please,” you ask, “No beer.”
He brightens up and smiles at you, “Aw, Y/N!”
“Save it,” you grin, “This was so our team has an edge on theirs. The more sober players, the better. Now our whole team is sober and they’ll all be drunk.”
Jace’s eyes widen, “Shit, she’s right!”
The boys frantically wave down the waitress, asking to switch to soda.
Helaena slaps you, “Nice work, dumbass, now they’re sober too!”
You shrug, “Look, Jace is our only real competition.”
“Ouch,” the Targaryen brothers gape at you, Aegon continuing, “Princess, you’re so mean!”
“Aeg,” you pat his hand from across the table, smiling in mock sympathy, “I’m sorry, but your bowling game is so fucking weak.”
“What about mine?” Aemond protests, “I’ve consistently placed third in all of our bowling outings-”
“Sucking less than three other people doesn’t mean you don’t suck.”
He gasps at you, turning to his brother, “She is mean!”
“I told you, man!”
Luke giggles at the whole thing, extending his chocolate milk to you, “Cheers to Y/N being mean!”
You extend your Coke float to clink it against his glass, “I’ll drink to that!”
After you’re all done with your surprisingly delicious meal (it’s bowling alley food, it’s definitely surprising), it’s time to start bowling. For the first round, the boys pull ahead, with Jace getting a strike. You, Helaena, and Luke groan.
“Okay, Jacey, my boy,” Aegon tosses an arm around his cousin’s shoulder, “The world is your dare night oyster. What are you going to do?”
Jace grins at you, “I dare Y/N to sit on my lap the whole time one of us isn’t playing.”
“Oh, come on!”
That might be the first time you’ve ever heard the Targaryen siblings say the exact same thing at the exact same time. You roll your eyes and walk over to your friend, sitting in his lap.
“You’re an idiot,” you laugh at him, wrapping an arm around his neck as he places his hands on your waist, grinning at you like an idiot, “Okay, come on, next round.”
This time, it’s your team who pulls ahead, with Helaena being the only one to get a strike out of the whole group. She looks at the boys and thinks for a minute. She looks around and grins at Aemond.
“Do your best impression of someone in the group.”
He thinks for a minute before walking over to Luke, wrapping his arm around him dramatically, batting his eyelashes, “Oh, Anakin, hold me like you did on Naboo!”
You give him a dirty look, remembering how you said that to the Anakin meet and greet character, “You dick.”
“Hey, guys,” Aegon says, holding two bowling balls by his crotch, “Check out the size of my balls!”
You all groan as he cackles to himself, extremely amused with his own stupid joke.
A few rounds later, you decide to continue Dare Night at the hotel. Of course, Aegon stops by Trader Sam’s and buys you all alcoholic Dole Whips. Obviously not for Luke though, who pouts and says he should be able to get one. You taste the overpowering rum in it, wrinkle your nose, and hand it to Aegon, making him giggle. He happily eats the rest of yours for you.
Luke reluctantly waves goodnight to all of you and heads off to his room, “See you guys in the morning!”
Back in your room, however, the night is just beginning.
“Y/N,” Aegon grins at you, “I dare you to,” he thinks for a minute, “Take off your bra. Right here. In front of all of us.”
You raise your eyebrow, “You know I can do that with my shirt still on, right?”
His eyes widen in what you can only describe as horrified disappointment, “Wait, what?!”
You unhook your bra, lower the straps, and pull it out from the collar of your shirt, throwing it at him, “Here ya go, bestie!”
“Not fair!” Aegon whines, “This is so fucking unfair, I thought I was gonna see boobies!”
You wince, “Oh my God, you’re not Steve Harrington, please don’t say ‘boobies’, even he stopped saying boobies!”
Aegon leans in really close as though he’s going to whisper something to you and just screams “BOOBIES” in your face, making all of you groan.
It’s Aemond’s turn so he turns to his sister, “I dare you to change you to comment on every single one of Daemon’s instagram posts with only the word ‘peg’ and an eggplant emoji.”
She grins deviously and pulls out her phone, typing away. You all know she’s actually doing it.
You turn to Aegon, “I dare you to put on the least sexy song on your Spotify playlist and do a striptease to it.”
Everyone snickers at the dare, wondering what exactly he’s going to put on. He scrolls through his phone before grinning slightly, settling on something. It’s fucking “Barbie Girl” by Aqua. You all burst out laughing hysterically. He swings his hips and tosses his shirt into some corner of the room before staring at you and smirking as he unbuttons his jeans and slides them down, everyone cracking up again at the Mickey Mouse boxers he must have bought himself at some point on this trip. But you can’t help but blush when he comes and starts thrusting in your face like he’s fucking Magic Mike or something. You pull your wallet out of your pocket and stick a $5 bill in the waist of his boxers, making everyone start laughing again. He puts his shirt and jeans back on and sits down.
“You know that song actually is about sex, right?” Aemond points out, eating a Red Vine from the snack box Alicent must have left for all of you, “She quite literally says ‘undress me anywhere’.”
“Yeah, cuz you undress Barbies and dress them up,” Jace stares at him like it’s supposed to be obvious, “Duh, Aemond. Y/N used to undress all her Barbies and bury me in them.”
You turn to him and rest a hand on his knee, making him blush, “Jace, sweet innocent baby boy, that is so not what the song is talking about, I hate to break it to you.”
Everyone laughs at his bright red face, both at the revelation and at your pet name for him.
You check the time on your phone and your eyes widen, “Oh shit, guys, if we wanna do anymore rides tomorrow, we should go to bed. It’s, like, two in the morning.”
You all agree to go to sleep and continue Dare Night some other time. Aegon suggests you can all go to his frat house tomorrow night after you leave the park instead of heading back with Nyra, Alicent, and Daemon.
“Your frat house. And all those gross ass frat boys,” you raise an eyebrow, “No fuckin’ way, bitch, we’ll go to mine. In Westwood, where we can go to Boiling Crab and not get Hepatitis.”
“Oh my God, I love Boiling Crab,” Jace’s eyes widen in excitement as he speaks enthusiastically, reminding you quite a bit of a golden retriever, “They have one, like, a half hour from Stanford. Cregan and I go there all the time on the weekends. They have those lemon pepper fries-”
“Oh shit, those are the best,” you agree, “They’ve got that seasoning, and oh my God, the cajun fries!”
“That,” Aemond pauses, “That sounds pretty good, actually.”
“There’s one a block from my apartment,” you inform everyone.
Jace grins, “Yeah, we’re totally going to your place, not Aegon’s.”
Aegon pouts, “Mine’s a house! Therefore, mine is bigger!”
“That’s what she said,” you grin.
“That is what you will say,” he winks at you, making the others laugh at your embarrassed face.
“You’re a pig.”
He gets up in your face, making you think he’s going to do something idiotic, but he just makes a snorting noise. Like a pig. You burst out giggling, making him grin.
Everyone separates to get ready to go to sleep. Jace turns to you, smiling that adorable smile of his.
“W-would you,” he stutters, “I mean, o-only if you’d like, u-um, we-”
“Jace,” you say, taking his face in your hands, making his skin flush even redder, “You can ask me anything you want. I’m not going to make fun of you,” you pause, squinting at him, “I mean, unless it’s really fucking stupid. Then I make no promises.”
He scoffs, “Well, no one can ever say you’re dishonest.”
“That’s me,” you nod, grinning, “Now just ask me whatever it is.”
“Willyousleepinmybedtonight?”
Okay, you have no idea what the fuck he just said.
You tilt your head to the side, raising an eyebrow, “Okay, let’s try that again, but in English please, babe.”
“Will you,” he pauses, “Sleepinmybedwithmetonight?”
You sigh, “Jace, slowly please, I’m begging you, work with me here.”
“Will you sleep in my bed,” he lets out a sharp breath before looking up at you with those hopeful puppy dog eyes, “With me tonight?”
You smile at him, “Of course. Now, was that so hard?”
Even the tips of his ears are turning bright red, “Shut up, Y/N.”
You laugh and tell him you’re going to see if you can find a clean shirt to sleep in. He immediately offers you one of his track team shirts. You smile at him, thanking him for letting you wear it.
“You never invited me to any of your meets.”
He shrugs, rubbing the back of his neck, “I thought you wouldn’t be interested.”
You frown slightly, “Jace, you mean the world to me. Of course I want to come to your track meets. Tell me the dates for the important ones when they’re announced and Aegon and I will drive up and watch you.”
He grins widely, pulling you into a tight hug, “That means everything to me.”
You hug him back, only breaking apart when the clock catches your eye. You quickly go into your and Helaena’s room to change into Jace’s shirt. She’s already out cold and has kicked the comforter off of herself, but is shivering. You sigh and tuck her back in yet again, placing a gentle kiss on her forehead.
“Love you, Hel.”
You turn out the light in the room and leave her to her sleep kicking and punching and talking.
Aemond is also already dead to the world, but his hair is nearly about to dip in some Dole Whip one of you (probably Aegon) spilled on the ground. You kneel down and move his hair back onto the bed, kissing him goodnight as well. He smiles in his sleep and absently, you wonder if maybe he’s dreaming of you.
When you go to Aegon and Jace’s room, they’re both awake and watching the next episode of their telenovela. Now, apparently, the evil mother in law has died but her twin sister has appeared from beyond the grave. Aegon waves at you sleepily.
“Rosalia is alive, apparently.”
You laugh at how into this they are. You go and give Aegon a hug goodnight, making him smile and kiss your cheek. Then, you go to Jace, who already has a spot ready for you. Aegon mutes the TV so whoever wants to sleep can do so. You snuggle into Jace’s chest.
“You look good in my shirt,” he says quietly, his chest vibrating with every word.
“Thanks,” you yawn, “Are you tired?”
“Kinda wanna stay up all night so I don’t miss a second of cuddling you.”
You laugh quietly, “That was so cheesy. I fucking love it.”
He moves back slightly and places a soft, chaste kiss on your lips, whispering, “Goodnight, Y/N.”
“Night, Jace.”
Come morning, you’ll have to make a decision. Who do you want to be with?
They’re all your best friends and you love all of them…
Adorable, loyal Jace, your first kiss, one of your best friends who you trust more than anything?
Or romantic, brilliant Aemond, who wrote you a letter every year about how much he loves you?
Wild, crazy Aegon, who despite his past, has genuine, honest to God feelings for you and doesn’t hesitate to show it?
Or sweet Helaena, your best friend in the entire world who knows you better than you know yourself?
Or…
As Aemond said…
Maybe, just maybe…
The answer could be all of the above?
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Fourteen (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
A/N: Jace and helaena girlies, I think you'll enjoy this... ALSO CREDIT TO THE ANON WHO INSPIRED PART OF THIS HEHEHEHEE
Summary: At breakfast, a friendly wager is made. And Luke accidentally exposes his... Interests.
Word Count: 2,782
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: profanity, innuendo, suggestive material
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When you wake up, Jace is, unsurprisingly, still snoring away in the bed beside you. Aegon is right. He does sound like a hibernating bear and he should probably get checked for sleep apnea with how fucking loud he is. You are still Aegon’s big spoon, so you try to slide out of bed as quietly as you can. As if he senses that you’re leaving, even in his sleep, he rolls over so that half of his body weight rests on top of you. Which would be totally fine… If he wasn’t crushing your lungs and you didn’t need to pee like a racehorse.
“Aeg,” you shake him, “I need to get up. You gotta let me out.”
“No,” he mumbles, still half asleep, “’S too early, baby. Sleep more. Night night.”
You feel your face go red at the pet name but sigh and continue shaking him, “You can sleep more but I need to go get ready.”
He doesn’t move.
You sigh and decide to go back to sleep. You showered last night, anyway, so another half hour won’t kill you.
When you wake up again, you manage to squirm out from under Aegon’s grip and go back to your and Helaena’s room. She is already awake and getting dressed. She smirks at you as you enter quietly, claiming the bathroom as soon as you’re able.
“Doing the walk of shame?” she snickers when you come out.
You roll your eyes as you go back in to brush your teeth, “Ha, ha, you’re so funny. I forgot to laugh.”
She enters after you, putting toothpaste on her own toothbrush, “You did laugh though, bitch.”
You give her an annoyed look before giggling, “I hate you.”
She giggles too, the pair of you brushing your teeth and making faces in the mirror at each other, laughing a little too loudly to the point that you can hear Aegon yell at you both to shut up and go back to sleep. You look at each other and burst into laughter again.
It’s about 7:15 when you are both ready, so you sit on the bed and wait for the boys to signal that they want to go down. You sigh and lean back on the bed, looking at your best friend.
“Apparently I kissed Aegon when I was drunk last fall.”
She swivels her head around so fast you’re worried she’ll get whiplash, “What?”
You tell her what happened last night, everything that he told you. She looks happy for you, but also somewhat sad. She pats you on the shoulder.
“Good for you, babes,” she smiles, “So, do you like him back? Is he who you meant on the Ouija board last night?”
You groan in frustration, “I don’t know! I’m so confused! I mean, it’s like I don’t see everyone for a while and now I’m in some bad dating sim or K-Drama, it’s fucking weird,” you pause, “And now I’m feeling like more than friendly feelings for everyone and I’m just like, okay! This is fine, I’m fine,” you groan, “No, I’m not fine.”
“When you say everyone,” Helaena says, looking at you meaningfully, “Do you mean everyone?”
You raise an eyebrow before gaping, “Oh God, not Luke, no! I’m not a fucking pedophile! Jesus, Hel!”
She slaps her forehead, “I meant me, you idiot!”
You sit up, staring at her, “Huh?”
“That girl I told you about yesterday,” she mumbles, refusing to meet your eyes, “The one I like?”
“The bitch I need to beat? Yes, I recall,” you nod your head.
She scoffs, “You can’t beat yourself up.”
Her words go right over your head for a minute before you widen your eyes in surprise, “It’s me?”
She nods, holding her face in her hands, “I feel like such a loser, oh my God,” she looks up at you, eyes slightly glassy, “If you don’t feel the same about me, I get it, okay? I just never told you because you’re my best friend in the entire world and I never want to lose that. Our friendship means literally everything to me.”
“Hey,” you grab her hands, “Except for one of us dying, we’re never gonna stop being friends. The day we met, you got stuck with me forever,” she laughs at your statement as you continue, “But yes, when I meant everyone, I did mean you too.”
Her eyes widen as she looks at you, “For real?”
You nod slowly, sighing, “I’m just confused, Hel. Just give me until the end of this vacation to figure my shit out. I’m just so fuckin’ confused, I don’t know who I want to be with, this is all super new for me. Like, until two days ago, we were just this big platonic group of idiots shooting the shit and now-“
“Now it’s different,” she nods, understanding, “I get it. By the way,” she grins at you cheekily, “If it’s not me, I’ll certainly be happy for you if it’s one of them. They all adore you, Y/N. Surely, you see that.”
You sigh again and nod, “I guess.”
The two of you hug tightly, reluctantly letting go when Aegon bangs on your door saying it’s 7:25 and you need to leave for breakfast right fucking now.
You stand up and offer Helaena your hand. She grins and takes it, the two of you exiting the room. The three boys are sitting on the sofa, waiting for you to show up.
Jace jumps up excitedly, reminding you, “Y/N! Remember, we won at Chicken so we get to pick everything everyone’s doing today!”
You grin, remembering that he is in fact right, “Oh, shit, you’re right,” you look at the three blondes, smirking slightly, “Y’all are at our mercy today, bitches,” you turn back to Jace, all of you exiting the room and heading toward the elevator, “Okay, since you were the backbone of our team, you pick the first ride.”
He smiles at you as you step into the elevator, “Hm. Well, first you decide which park you want to start at.”
“California Adventure, maybe?” you suggest, the five of you exiting the elevator when it reaches the lobby, “We didn’t go there at all yesterday. And also,” you turn to Aemond, only to see he’s already looking at you, “Can you get us Fastpasses-“
“Lightning Lane,” everyone corrects you in unison, making you roll your eyes.
“Lightning Lanes for World of Color?” you ask, “I heard it’s really cool. Plus it’s way earlier than the fireworks, so we can still see those too!”
Aemond nods, “Sure thing, love, consider it done as soon as the virtual queue opens.”
“Thanks, Aem!”
Everyone is already at breakfast when you get to the quick service restaurant. Daemon stares at you five in amusement.
“Well, well, well,” he chuckles, “If it isn’t the Ghostbusters.”
“Ha, ha,” you snark, taking a seat beside Rhaena, “You’re so funny, Uncle Daemon. A real fuckin’ comedian.”
“Ghostbusters?” Alicent raises a brow, “What are you talking about, Daemon?”
“He walked in on them having a seance last night,” Nyra informs her, “He went to rob their minibar.”
“Children!” Alicent gasps at you, “Ouija boards are dangerous! You shouldn’t mess with those!”
“She would say that,” Rhaena mumbles to you, “She’s that bitch from the movie’s doppelgänger.”
You bite back a snort of laughter at her comment, “Bro, I literally said the same thing.”
“But it was worth it, Aunt Ali!” Jace protests, “We know Y/N likes one of us, the ghost told us!”
And the spotlight is on you. Everyone who wasn’t in the room last night is staring right at you.
“Liars die too, ya know,” you mumble, eating your breakfast, “Maybe it was fucking with you.”
“The Ouija board doesn’t lie,” Helaena says in a sing-song voice.
“Who is it?” Daeron demands, “C’mon, you gotta tell me! My money’s on Aemond. I’d bet a month’s allowance on it.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence, little brother.”
“Not confidence,” Daeron shakes his head, “She’s the only person I know who’s almost as weird as you.”
You gape at the tween, “What the fuck, dude?”
“I say Jace,” Joffrey joins in, “I’ll bet five bucks.”
“I’ll raise that,” Baela smirks from her seat on Rhaena’s other side, “Fifteen on Jace.”
“What the fuck is this?” you whine, everyone ignoring you.
“Betting is sinful, kids,” Alicent chides before adding, “50 on Helaena.”
Helaena claps to herself, “Thank you, Mommy.”
Nyra raises an eyebrow, “50 on Jace.”
“20 on Aegon,” what the fuck, not Rhaena too!
Aegon looks at her in surprise, “Wait, for real?”
She nods, looking between the two of you sitting opposite each other, “There’s a vibe.”
You groan, burying your head in your arms.
Luke looks between all of you, smirking, “After my many observations this week, I’m going to place a hundred bucks on Aemond.”
Aemond arches a brow, “That is quite surprising, but thank you, Luke.” 
“Where are you getting those $100, Lucerys?” Daemon smirks, “You, Daeron, and Joffrey only get $50 a month.”
“Well, we can use cash or card, right?” Luke smiles innocently.
“Not my card, you bloody won’t.”
“Oh, fine! Thirty on Aemond.”
“My love, you’re not betting?” Nyra smirks at Daemon.
He grins at her, “Hm. I’ll give you my bet later. What’s the pool at?”
“$150,” Daeron informs him, having kept track on his phone, “C’mon, Uncle Daemon, you gotta get in on this.”
Daemon looks at the five you, focusing on you before stating, “I’ll tell you my bet after they leave the table.”
You look between everyone, all of them grinning or smirking at you, “None of y’all are seeing heaven. Satan’s got a long ass dining table with place cards for all of you assholes.”
Alicent laughs at you, “Darling, we always knew you were going to fall for one of them eventually.”
You sigh, “Aunt Ali, I’m not mad, just disappointed,” she laughs at your melodramatic statement as you stand up, “Let’s just go to the park, come on, my loyal troops. California Adventure is our battlefield.”
Your usual group of suspects - Jace, Luke, Aegon, Aemond, and Helaena - get up and follow you, the six of you waving goodbye to the others.
As you go through security, you can’t help but comment, “Weirdest fucking breakfast of my life.”
It easily breaks the tension and all six of you are laughing hysterically. Aemond quickly acquires a Lightning Lane for World of Color and informs all of you about it, obviously seeking praise for his accomplishment.
“Good job, buddy,” Luke pats him on the shoulder, “You want a gold star?”
Aemond looks like he could murder the little shit.
“Luke, what rides have we missed here?” Jace asks him.
“The attractions,” Luke responds, emphasizing Jace’s mistake, “We have missed are Pixar Pal Around, Golden Zephyr, Goofy’s Sky School, Inside Out Emotional Whirlwind, Jessie’s Critter Carousel, Ariel’s Undersea Adventure, Luigi’s Rollickin’ Roadsters, Mater’s Junkyard Jamboree, and the Silly Symphony Swings.”
“We can’t possibly have that many in this park,” Aemond gapes.
“Okay, I definitely want Mater’s and Luigi’s before we park hop, maybe the swings too,” Jace says, looking over at you, “Y/N?”
You think, “I want Pixar Pal Around, Goofy’s Sky School, and Ariel,” you look at the others, “Sound good, bitches?”
Before they can agree, Jace tosses an arm around you and grins, “Even if it doesn’t, we won, so sucks for you!”
Luke glares up at him, “It was on a technicality!”
Jace shrugs, “Whatever, my man.”
Jace says to head to Pixar Pal Around first. It’s a ferris wheel ride, which goes around twice and has a swinging and non-swinging side.
“We’re doing swinging, obviously,” you state, “My mama didn’t raise no little bitch.”
“Ugh,” Helaena stares up at it queasily, “I think I’ll sit this one out.”
“Me too,” Aemond nods, “We’ll grab everyone some Starbucks really fast. And I’ll get Lightning Lane for Goofy’s Sky School.”
You agree and part ways. The four of you that remain get in line for the ferris wheel. Aegon hops up to sit on the railing that covers the expanse of the queue, but is quickly scolded over the loudspeaker by a cast member, making him scramble to get down. You, Jace, and Luke smirk at each other as he attempts to pretend nothing happened.
When you get to the front of the line, you are all boarded into one gondola. Jace and you sit on one side, Aegon and Luke on the other. As it ascends into the air, the four of you look out the window in awe, Aegon trying to see if he can find his brother and sister. Then, it stops. And the swinging starts.
This is probably the most terrifying ride you’ve ever been on. It swings like it has a mind of its own and genuinely wants to toss you out of it. You and Jace cling onto each other and Aegon and Luke do the same, all four of you screaming bloody murder. This repeats five times, and your screams do not let up.
“Oh my God, I can feel my breakfast,” Aegon moans, the rest of you honestly agreeing with him, “Y/N, if you weren’t so hot, I’d strangle you right now, can’t believe you picked this!”
“Oooh, kinky,” Luke giggles, making you turn to him.
“Oh my God,” you gape, “Jace, you were telling the truth! He does watch porn!”
“What?! No I don’t, Y/N, Jace is a dirty liar!”
“I fuckin’ told you, babe!” Jace says, “He knows about shit even I don’t know about! He’s a sick, sick little boy!”
“Am not!”
Aegon turns to Luke, resting his hand on his shoulder, grinning, “Y/N says there’s free porn on Twitter.”
You lean over to smack his head, “Don’t corrupt him anymore! I blame you!”
“Me?!”
The rest of the ride is spent with the four of you going right back to shrieking in horror. When you get off, Aemond and Helaena are there with drink carriers, smirking at the four of you.
“I swear I could hear your screams all the way from Starbucks,” Aemond snickers, making you all roll your eyes.
“It was scary!” Aegon insists, “Really fuckin’ scary!”
They scoff at him, Helaena turning to you, “Aemond got Lightning Lane for Goofy’s Sky School in twenty minutes. Carsland is kind of far, but we can do the the swings and then Little Mermaid before Goofy’s, then head there for Jace’s rides.”
You nod, “Yeah, sounds good,” you turn and pinch Jace’s cheeks, “We can’t let the president of the Radiator Springs Fan Club miss out on anything, can we?”
He narrows his eyes at you but laughs in spite of himself. You all move to get in line for the swings. While it’s a fun, easy ride, with cute music and a relaxing speed, Aegon is screaming bloody murder. Honestly, you don’t understand why this scares him and shit like Space Mountain doesn’t.
When you head to the Little Mermaid, Jace says that he’s going to sit next to you, “So I can point out that I’m better looking than Prince Eric,” he insists.
You pat him on the chest, “Okay, sweetie, whatever helps you sleep at night.”
The others laugh at his pout. You get into the giant clamshells and descend into what is supposed to be “under the sea”. The ride opens with Scuttle the seagull babbling to himself and then shifts to a shipwreck, meant to be the one Ariel explores near the beginning of the movie. Then, both of you laugh with delight as the “Under the Sea” sequence starts. There are so many cute and colorful fish animatronics that you can’t help but smile. And Jace can’t help but watch you smile.
Next is the “Poor Unfortunate Souls” scene and you vaguely hear Luke say that Ursula looks like his geometry teacher. Then, the craziest thing happens. Ursula’s fucking head falls off. The six of you burst into laughter at how the rest of her body is still moving and the song is still playing.
There’s a short sequence where Ariel gets her legs before it segues into Sebastian singing “Kiss the Girl”. You hum along, glancing over at Jace, only to see him already looking at you. And it’s like you can’t turn away from him.
He scoots in closer to you and leans in slowly. You lean in too.
And you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try, you wanna kiss the girl.
And he closes the distance, pressing his lips against yours.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Seven (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
Summary: Uh oh... Someone forgot their towel.
Word Count: 3,288
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, mentions of pegging, mentions of nudity
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
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You wake up before Aemond. Before everyone, actually. When you open your eyes and look out the window, it’s still dark outside. You feel warm, and comfortable, and safe. His arm is lazily tossed around your waist, his legs still entwined with yours. Aemond looks so peaceful, almost like he did when he was a little kid. You find yourself brushing his beautiful long hair out of his face. It’s the only time you’ve ever seen his hair even slightly out of place. You don’t think you’ve ever slept so well in your entire life.
When you check your phone, you see it’s 5:30. You sigh and move to get up reluctantly, not wanting Jace and Aegon to give you guys any shit for sharing the bed. But before you can get any further than the edge of the bed, Aemond tightens his grip around your waist and pulls you closer, so that you are pressed flush against him.
“Aem, they’re gonna see-“
“Stay,” he mumbles, half asleep, “Don’t give a fuck. Let ‘em say what they want.”
“They’re gonna give you a lot of shit for this,” you remind him, gently attempting to disentangle yourself from him, only for him to cuddle into you, almost like a giant cat, “Okay, I guess if you don’t care then I don’t.”
“I don’t give a shit what they say. I haven’t slept this well in years,” he says, his voice still heavy with sleep, “Now go back to bed, love.”
You smile to yourself and let sleep claim you again.
——
“Oh my God, they look so adorable!”
“What the actual fuck is going on here? How come they’re in bed together?!”
“Hey, where’s Aemond- wait, you guys, did one of you draw a massive schlong on my face? What the fuck, guys, it’s not coming off!”
“Yeah, Y/N said to draw mine on you. That’s why it’s so big.”
You wearily blink the sleep out of your eyes and see Aegon and Helaena staring down at you; he looks pissed off and confused as hell, while she looks like the personification of the heart eye emoji.
Jace soon comes up between them and his jaw drops in surprise. Of course, you can’t take him seriously because of the Sharpie drawn smudged hairy penis that still inhabits his pretty boy face.
“Did you two sleep together?” Jace gapes, looking like he’s two seconds away from murdering someone, specifically Aemond, “What the fuck, dude?”
You begin protesting, “What, no, are you insane-“
“Mhm,” Aemond says - it seems he’s woken up too, “Best sleep of my life. It’s like having a body pillow, but she’s human.”
You could slap him right now. You know full well he means literally sleeping, but the rest of your friends don’t! They’re gonna think you guys were fucking in the hotel room! Aemond shifts against you slightly to pull you a bit closer and you feel his morning wood pressing up against you. But, like, that’s normal, right? Guys always wake up like that. When you had your first family life class and were confused about it, Aegon told you it’s not even always sexual. He once got a hard-on randomly when he was thinking about brie cheese. It doesn’t mean he’s turned on by you, for fuck’s sake.
“Yeah, I bet,” Aegon scoffs, “No, seriously, what the fuck is this?”
“You guys are being so fucking loud,” Aemond groans, burying his head into your hair, “Just stop.”
“Sorry, lovebirds, but it’s 7, we need to be down for breakfast in half an hour,” Helaena smiles at you gently.
You nod, and sit up, careful not to hit Aemond. You shuffle off to the bathroom wordlessly; you need a shower and want to try and do something fun with your hair today. Luckily, Aemond’s shirt is so big on you that it might as well be a dress, so you don’t have to worry about anyone seeing anything you don’t want them to.
While you leave, Aemond grins at the sight of you with your messy hair and sleepy eyes, wearing his shirt. It’s almost like we’re actually dating, he thinks to himself dreamily. Helaena ruffles his hair.
“Good for you, little brother,” she grins, “You finally made a move!”
“What?” Aemond shakes his head, “No! You smacked her in her sleep, so I said she could share my bed-"
“This is literally so uncool,” Aegon whines, cutting him off, “Why didn’t she come to me? I have an actual bed, not a shitty sofa bed! What the fuck is this? Also, how did she not mention that fucking tent in your pants? Like, dude, the virgin stench coming off of you-”
Aemond glances down and sees what Aegon is referring to; he smirks and turns to him, “I don’t think she minded. At least, she didn’t say anything when I was pressed up against her. Besides,” he shrugs, standing up to stretch himself out, “Didn’t Jace do the same thing yesterday?”
“This is actually insane, I’m the one out of us three with actual sex appeal and I’m the one who hasn’t rubbed my dick up against her-“
“You guys are such dicks, it was an accident, and you know, if I’m standing that close to a pretty girl it’s a completely natural biological reaction-“
“Oh, sure, Jacaerys, I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you were pressing your crotch-“
“HEY!” Helaena shrieks, “Go get ready for breakfast, the lot of you, and stop acting like children crying about having to share your favorite toy!”
She turns on her heel and enters the bedroom she shares with you, still hearing the three boys grumbling to each other. You poke your head out of the bathroom.
“I just brushed my teeth, do you want the first shower? You take longer than I do, anyway.”
She nods thankfully, “Sure.”
She enters and shuts the door behind her. You open your bag and find the coordinating outfits you and Helaena had planned. She’s going to be Rapunzel-themed, while your outfit is themed to Belle. Hers is a pretty purple dress with a a flared skater skirt, embroidered with little sun emblems like the flags from the movie. You’re also going to help her braid her hair and put flowers in it. Your outfit is a blue dress with spaghetti straps that hits just below your mid-thigh, with an off-the-shoulder white top underneath. It somewhat resembles Belle’s village dress. You also have a matching blue ribbon to put in your hair. Helaena wants to use her new curling iron on you, which you had agreed to.
When Helaena comes out of the shower, she is shivering. You look at her in concern.
“Babe? What happened?”
“No hot water,” she mumbles, quickly pulling on her dress, “You should ask the guys if you can use their shower. It’s gonna be a cold morning, I’m gonna try and warm up a bit before we do our hair.”
You nod, and head to the boys’ room, which is open. Jace is lying in bed, his AirPods in as he listens to music, already dressed and ready to go. Aemond is busy removing the sheet mask he had on. You’ve always been envious of his dedication to his skincare and haircare routine.
“Can I use your guys’ shower?” you ask, making them both turn to you, “We ran out of hot water.”
They shrug, but Aemond is the one who speaks, “Aegon’s still showering, but yeah. Maybe rush him a bit.”
You grin like a madwoman and move to the bathroom door, banging on it with both fists like Maddy in “Euphoria”. You hear the water stop and still continue banging on the door just to annoy him. You hear him yell that he’s coming out, but you accidentally smack him on the chest with your fists as the door opens, making him yelp in pain.
“Ouch!” Aegon whines, “That hurt, Y/N!”
You roll your eyes but accidentally stare at his bare chest a minute too long, making him grin wickedly.
“Like what you see, Princess?”
“You wish,” you scoff, shoving him and entering the bathroom.
After you’re done showering, you realize your dumb ass has forgotten a towel. Literally, of all the Pornhub scenarios, this has to happen today. You scream out for Helaena, hoping that whatever higher power there is in the world takes mercy on you. Helaena opens the bathroom door and leaves a towel on the counter, too far for you to reach.
“Hel, I can’t reach that far and I don’t wanna drip all over the floor, don’t be lazy.”
She picks it up and moves toward the shower. When you see her silhouette through the curtain, you move it back, only to see Jace. His eyes are blown wide and he tosses the towel at you and screams, covering his eyes. You scream back in horror. And it’s just a screaming match, honestly. The others come running in, worried that something has happened. Helaena is unbothered by seeing part of your naked body from where she stands, you guys change in front of each other all the time. But Aemond and Aegon? Aemond’s good eye widens, and it’s as though he can’t look away. Aegon is smirking.
“I knew you had a nice body, but damn-“
“All of you get the fuck out!” you scream, “Oh my God, get out, get out, get out!”
Aegon is smirking to himself and giggling while Helaena physically drags Aemond out, considering he appears to be frozen in place. Jace’s eyes are still covered and he bangs himself into the door on his way out, still apologizing to you.
When you come out in your towel, you power walk through the room, refusing to meet any of the boys’ eyes. When you get back to Helaena, she is giggling like a maniac.
“That was the fucking best thing that’s happened in my entire life,” she manages, “Okay, no, the pegging is number one, but this is a very close second!”
You smack her with your towel, making her yelp, “They’re such pervs!”
“It’s like Baela said, dude, you’re hot! Of course they were going to look!”
“Ugh, let’s just get ready and hope we never have to talk about this again,” you whine, pulling on your clothes.
When you two are finally happy with your outfits, you quickly fix each other’s hair. Helaena’s now looks like Rapunzel’s braid from the festival scene and it is adorable. Your hair is half up half down with the cute little bow sitting on the crown of your head.
“Dude, so they told me the princes come out at 10,” Helaena informs you, “In Fairytale Hall. They confirmed Flynn Rider, Prince Eric, and Gaston.”
“Not the Beast?” you shrug, “Oh, well. I’ll probably get a cute picture with Gaston.”
She nods, putting on her chapstick, “Definitely!”
The two of you exit the room and see the boys sitting at the foot of the sofa bed, anxiously waiting to go. They were talking among themselves, but when you come out, they go quiet. Jace refuses to look at you, his face bright red. Aegon smirks slightly and Aemond just stares.
“You look very pretty, girls,” he smiles, “What are you all dressed up for?”
“We just wanted to match one day,” Helaena links her arm with yours as you grab your bags, “Let’s go to breakfast!”
As you guys ride down in the elevator, it’s awkwardly silent, only for a moment, before Jace ekes out, “I’m sorry I saw you naked!”
The rest of you burst into laughter as you pull him into a hug, “It’s okay, Jace, it was an accident.”
“Was it though?” Aegon grins, making you kick him in the shin gently, “Ouch! You keep abusing me today! I’m going to call Child Protective Services or some shit!”
“You’re an adult, Aegon,” Aemond sighs, “Perhaps Idiot Protective Services is a better option.”
You all snicker and exit the elevator, heading to the quick service restaurant to get your free breakfast. Luke, Baela, Rhaena, Daeron, and Joffrey are already there, so you all go, scan your room key to get your food, and join them. You sit down opposite Baela and between Aegon and Helaena. Too sleepy to properly greet you, they all mumble their hello’s. Soon enough, Alicent enters, followed by Nyra and Daemon with little Aegon and Viserys. Alicent orders herself a mimosa (an icon, truly), while Nyra sits down with the kids, sending Daemon to get their food. She asks if you all had fun yesterday and everyone begins recanting what they did. When Daemon comes back, taking an empty seat next to Baela, you notice him wince slightly when he sits down. You turn to Aegon to see if he saw it too. He bites his lip to hold back a laugh, nudging you. You snort slightly under your breath and kick Helaena, who kicks you back, making you realize you saw it.
“Long night, Uncle?” Aemond asks, feigning innocence.
Daemon gives him a weird look, “Hm?”
“You just look very uncomfortable,” Aemond shrugs, “Just worried about you.”
“Shut up,” Jace mutters under his breath.
Daemon raises an eyebrow and continues eating, the five of you holding back your laughter, if only barely.
It turns out that the parents are going into the parks today, so they will be taking Joff, Daeron, Baela, Rhaena, and the littles to California Adventure today. That leaves the six oldest of you free to go to Disneyland.
“Now remember, my loves,” Alicent reminds you, “4:45 in the lobby for dinner!”
“Yes, Aunt Ali, I’ll remind them,” you smile at her.
She pulls you close and kisses your forehead, “Thank you, my darling, and you girls look just beautiful today!”
“They really do,” Nyra smiles at you and Helaena, who look proud of yourselves at putting together such cute outfits.
“Hot date at the park, girls? Find a boy on Tinder to meet?” Daemon winks at the two of you.
“I didn’t have you pegged as someone who knows what Tinder is, Daemon,” Helaena replies innocently, making your eyes widen.
The boys dissolve into laughter, while you bury your head in her shoulder, shaking with barely contained giggles. Daemon seems genuinely confused.
“Alright then, see you lot at dinner.”
The six of you head to the entrance of Disneyland, getting to enter early since you’re hotel guests. Aemond, ever the mom, pulls out his phone to start trying for Rise of the Resistance boarding passes.
“If you don’t get us boarding passes,” Aegon threatens, “I’m telling everyone what you keep in that box under your bed.”
Aemond’s eye widens as he turns to glare at his brother, “You wouldn’t.”
“I would.”
Helaena is giggling. She obviously knows what’s in this box, but you and Jace are clueless.
“What’s in the box?” you demand, dying of curiosity, “You have to tell us! Right now!”
“If he doesn’t get the boarding passes, you’ll know.”
Aemond is frantically tapping away at his phone, praying to whatever deity exists that he gets these stupid passes to appease his idiot brother, while you, Jace, and Luke secretly hope he doesn’t. You guys just want to know what’s in the damn box.
“Boarding group 76,” he breathes out in relief, “It says we can board around 11:30AM.”
Jace sighs, “I wanted to know what was in the box!”
“For real,” you agree, “Fuck Rise of the Resistance, the sequel trilogy is shitty anyway! Spill the tea!”
“Weren’t you the one who had a Kylo Ren fan account for a hot second there? What was it you wrote, ‘he could force choke me and I would thank him’,” Aegon smirks, nudging you.
“I have no idea what you are referring to.”
——
You guys head straight to Fantasyland, knowing that Peter Pan’s Flight will get the longest line first. Helaena adored the ride yesterday and is convinced all of you will love it too.
“This is nice,” Luke points out, “We have an even number now! No one has to sit alone.”
The older boys all shoot him a dirty look, remembering each of them had to sit alone at some point yesterday because he cockblocked them.
“Oh, true,” you agree, “Okay, we’re almost through the line, who’s riding with who?”
Before anyone can answer, Helaena is asked how many people are in your party. She informs them that there are six of you and they say to take the next three pirate ships. Helaena enters the first one, pulling Luke along with her. You enter the next one, not bothering to look back and see who’s joining you. You hear some pushing and shoving and see that it’s Aemond who managed to make it in front of them. He grins and takes the seat beside you. You smile at each other.
“Remember when you had a crush on Peter Pan when we were kids?” Aemond asks, smirking slightly, “You were obsessed with him. You thought he was just so cute. I think you made me watch that live action version with you twenty times.”
You elbow him, “Well, you had a crush on Belle, you nerd. Don’t fuckin’ judge me.”
“Is that why you dressed as Belle today?” Aemond asks, feigning innocence, “Because I had a crush on her?”
Your eyes widen and you refuse to look at him, “What? No! I didn’t even remember you had a crush on Belle, dude, the hell are you talking about?”
He fixes you with a look, grinning, “You literally just said I had a crush on Belle two seconds ago. That doesn’t sound like you don’t remember, love.”
“Yeah, well,” you stutter, “Belle is cool! Everyone likes Belle!”
He laughs, patting you on the leg, “Alright, alright, whatever you say.”
You notice that he keeps his hand on your thigh the rest of the ride, using his other to point out minor details, like where you can see Tiger Lily, the model of Big Ben, Mr. Smee rowing away from Captain Hook… You like the ride well enough, but that big hand of his holding you is what makes it your absolute favorite.
When you get off of Peter Pan, Aemond holds his hand out to you to help you out of the ship, “Allow me, Princess.”
“That’s my nickname for her,” you hear Aegon complain as you laugh and take Aemond’s hand so you don’t take a tumble.
You go around and do the rest of the rides in Fantasyland, considering you and Helaena have plans at 10AM. First, you go on Pinocchio, then Snow White. You sit next to Aegon on that one. When the Old Hag pops out on the side he’s on, offering him an apple, he screams and grabs onto you, clambering to get away. The rest of you laugh your asses of at him. On Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, you sit beside Jace and he is extremely confused.
“Did they really just have us go through hell on this ride?” Jace asks you, “Like actual hell? That feels kinda scary for kids!”
“It’s okay, Jacey,” you pat his shoulder, speaking in a baby voice, “I’ll protect you from mean old scary Disney hell.”
He shoots you a look, “Pretty sure I’d be the one protecting you, babe.”
You pat his cheek, grinning before getting out of the ride car, “Mhm, whatever lets you sleep at night, big boy.”
His eyes widen as you exit.
The next ride on the agenda is the Matterhorn, and after that, you and Helaena are going to be off to flirt with some princes.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Aemond's SMUT Ending (Aemond x Reader)
A/N: it's OVER???? thank you all for sticking this through with me..... this is super close to my heart and i s2g i need to start the sequel too bc im gonna miss it so mf much 😩
Summary: Aemond and you do something a bit risque. But risk always leads to reward.
Word Count: 1,644
Inspiration Credit: @ tinfairies
TW: NSFWWWW, smutty smut smut, fluff, p in v sex, fingering, public ish fingering, unprotected sex
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After Fantasmic (and the mind-blowing kiss Aemond gave you), the two of you just wander around the slowly but surely emptying park, hand in hand. You rest your head on your boyfriend’s shoulder and sigh in contentment. He wraps an arm around you, his hand coming to rest on your shoulder. It’s so warm and big and his fingers are so long and elegant…
Okay, you should not be having these sorts of thoughts in a theme park of all places. You shake your head as the two of you get in line for Haunted Mansion.
Little do you know, however, that Aemond saw that slightly dazed look in your eyes as you looked at his hands. He definitely knows you have a weakness for his hands now and he can’t wait to test out that little theory on the ride.
It starts off innocent enough. You’re wearing jean shorts and he rests a hand on your thigh. A very large, very sexy hand that you can’t stop looking at and is giving you goosebumps, but hey. You’re a grown up. You can handle this.
Then it starts sliding up further and further and further until he’s undoing the button of your shorts.
“Aemond!” you hiss, “We’re on a ride!”
“So you better keep quiet then, love,” he purrs in your ear as one of those long fingers strokes your already drenched pussy, “So wet for me already?”
You whisper frantically, “Someone could see!”
“Really? There’s a reason they call this a dark ride, sweetheart.”
And then, without any warning, he pushes two fingers inside of you. You let out a sharp gasp, that luckily, no one hears. Or maybe they do and they just don’t care. Aemond, for a long while, just keeps his fingers there, not moving, not doing anything. He just reveals in the feeling of your warm walls squeezing around him, desperate for friction.
“Aemond,” you urge him, “Come on…”
He smiles at you mischievously, “Ask me nicely, love. What do you want me to do?”
You give him an annoyed glare before sighing, “Please, move your fingers, Aem.”
“That’s my good girl,” he grins.
Aemond begins curling his fingers inside of you and pumping slowly, dragging his fingers along the walls of your pussy. And the whole time, he doesn’t take his eye off of you, wanting to commit every whimper you let out, every lip bite to his memory. He begins moving his fingers faster, if only a little bit, chuckling when you grab his wrist and try to force him to go faster. And like a good boyfriend, he obliges. He lets the heel of his palm rub against your clit while he fingers you at what feels like inhuman speed, but really? You’re just too fucking blissed out to think of anything other than those fingers.
When your orgasm hits you, you let your head fall backward against the back of the ride car, letting out an extremely satisfied sigh of happiness. Aemond gives you a smug little smile, pulling his fingers out and holding them in front of your lips.
“You mind cleaning them off for me, darling?”
The ride is coming to an end soon, but you don’t give a fuck. You button your shorts back up and take Aemond’s fingers into your mouth, licking them clean, all the while gazing into his beautiful blue eye. You let your tongue move over the entirety of his fingers and he can’t help but laugh at how eagerly you’re doing this.
“Those pretty lips are going to look beautiful wrapped around my-“
He’s cut off by some poor College Program kid, who’s about to help you both out of the car. You feel your face flush bright red, as does Aemond as you scramble out of the ride vehicle. When you’re outside, the two of you burst into a fit of laughter.
“That was insane,” you cackle.
“Oh my gods, I don’t fucking regret it one bit.”
“Oh, neither do I,” you pause before looking up at him and kissing him softly, “Do you wanna go back to my apartment?”
Aemond gives you a cheeky grin before informing you, “I had Luke extend the hotel for one night. On Daemon’s card of course.”
You snicker, “Oh, of course on his card.”
The two of you watch the fireworks and then board the monorail, him placing you square in his lap, considering the compartment you’re in is empty. You walk out and into the hotel, waiting for the elevator, which seems to take forever. The minute the doors open, you run in and repeatedly press the button for your floor. Aemond lets out a loud laugh.
The minute the doors close, he’s on you again, his hands on your hips as he kisses you like a man starved, all the way up to your floor. When the doors open, you drag him down the hallway and into the room, both of you fumbling with the key and trying to get the door open. And when it does open and the two of you are inside, Aemond has you in his arms and is carrying you over to one of the beds.
You sit up on your knees and undo his jeans, revealing his silk boxers. Then you tug on the bottom of his tee shirt insistently. He quickly pulls it off, leaving his gorgeous abs exposed to you.
“You’re insanely attractive,” you scoff, tracing the planes of his chest and stomach with your hands, “It’s unfair.”
Aemond tenderly takes your face in his hands and kisses you again, “No, I have to be to match with you.”
“So cheesy.”
He laughs and quickly disposes of your tank top and then your jean shorts. He pulls back and looks at you.
“You’re beautiful, Y/N,” he says, his voice low and soft and so loving.
“So are you…”
Aemond takes a deep breath and removes his boxers. You can’t help but stare at his long, already hard cock, weeping with pre cum.
Not wanting him to feel too overexposed, you take off your bra and panties, tossing them to the floor. You cringe at the sound your panties make when they hit the ground, considering your and Aemond’s… Activities earlier.
Aemond holds back a laugh as he moves to lay on top of you. He runs his hands down face, to your neck, before allowing himself to cup your breasts.
“Beautiful,” he whispers as he kisses you again.
You thread your hands in his gorgeous hair, moaning against his mouth as he kisses you. He moves his lips to your neck, smirking as he kisses it, sucking a love bite into your skin.
“Are you ready for me, love?” Aemond murmurs in your ear, grabbing his cock and getting ready to finally be inside you after years of dreaming of it.
You gaze up at him, “Yes. I’m ready, Aemond.”
“Let me grab a-“
“I’m on the pill,” you assure him.
His cheeks flush slightly. You’re not going to make him wear a condom. You’re going to let him feel all of you.
With one fluid movement, he sheathes himself inside of you, letting out a low moan at the feeling of your warm, wet pussy squeezing his cock.
You let out a high-pitched whine, “Aemond, fuck…”
“Y/N, you feel so tight, shit…”
He starts moving inside of you and it’s like nothing else in the world exists. Like he’s your sun, your moon, your stars. All that matters is the feeling of his cock, moving in and out of you.
Aemond doesn’t tear his eye from you once, reveling in the faces you’re making. The way he’s making you feel. He’s never felt so sexy or confident in his entire life. You manage to open your eyes and gaze up at him, wrapping your legs around him to let him fuck you harder and deeper. He picks up the pace, leaning into kiss you as his slam into yours, the sound of skin on skin and your breathing being the only thing in the room.
You feel hot and cold at the same time, like you’re going to pass out from how good he’s making you feel, “Aemond, I’m close.”
“Me too,” he says quietly, still drilling into you, his cock slamming into your pussy over and over.
You feel the tip of his cock hit that spongy spot inside of you and you let out a loud moan of his name, “Fuck, yes, Aemond, oh my gods…”
He keeps hitting it, over and over, seeing how wild it’s driving you, “Come for me, my love. Come all over me.”
You move your hand down to circle your clit and when your orgasm hits you, it hits you hard. All you can do is babble his name incoherently as he fucks you through it.
Aemond continues fucking you, the coil in your stomach winding again, faster this time.
“Shit, Aemond, not again…”
He grins, “I need to cum too.”
You whimper as he continues fucking you like there’s no tomorrow. His hips stutter slightly when your walls tighten around him.
“Need to let me go, Y/N, need to pull out.”
You feel yourself clenching around him, your third climax of the day getting close, “No, cum inside me.”
His eye widens and he nods, both of you climaxing together.
For a minute, he just stays inside of you, the two of you gazing at each other lovingly.
He rolls off of you after that and lays on his side next to you, resting a hand on your face.
“I love you, Aemond,” you say, leaning into his touch, “So much.”
“I love you too, Y/N,” he murmurs, his eye closing as you lean into kiss him, “Yesterday, today, tomorrow. Forever, I will love you.”
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Jace's Ending (Jace x Reader)
A/N: im dead, im unalived I can't believe this shit is ending
Summary: Waking up with Jace makes you come to a realization.
Word Count: 1,311
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: profanity, innuendo
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You wake up before anyone else. The only thing you hear is the sound of Jace snoring. You bite back a laugh as you look at him. He’s so cute when he’s asleep, like a puppy, you think to yourself.
You gently trace his cheekbones with your fingers, committing every freckle, every scar to memory.
And it hits you.
You love him.
You don’t know when it started or how, but you know it.
Jace Velaryon, the first boy you ever kissed, one of your best friends in the entire world, is the boy you’re in love with.
He lets out one last snore and his eyes blink open slowly, as if he felt your gaze on him in his sleep.
“Hey,” he mumbles, his voice still groggy, more like a low groan than anything.
“Hi,” you whisper, “It’s kinda early. You can sleep a little longer if you want.”
He shakes his head, scooting even closer to you, “Nah, and miss out on this?”
You smile at him brightly, “You’re cute.”
“No, you’re cute,” he grins at you, before pressing a kiss to your forehead, “I’m kinda bummed today is our last day. This was so much fun.”
“Me too,” you agree, “But, um, I wanted to tell you something. Before everyone wakes up and we start running around, doing dumb shit.”
He looks at you curiously, “Yeah, babe, sure. What’s up?”
You take a breath and whisper, meeting his pretty brown eyes, “I love you.”
They widen slightly, first in recognition and then with complete happiness, “Oh my God, Y/N, really? Me?”
You nod, “I love you, Jace. I’m in love with you.”
He quickly presses a kiss to your cheek, the corner of your mouth, and finally your lips. You can feel him smiling into the kiss before he pulls away.
“Oh my God,” he says, “This is the happiest day of my life. I’m so serious.”
You smile at him, “I think you might actually be the cutest person on the planet.”
“Nope, that’s you.”
He pulls you in for another breathtaking kiss, making you giggle. The two of you stay like that for a while longer, enjoying the quiet of the morning together before the chaos that will certainly ensue.
When Aegon wakes up, he sees you and Jace, cuddled up together and kissing. He smiles sadly, but he knows his cousin and you will make each other happy. And isn’t that the most important thing?
He goes and tells his brother and sister, so that they’re prepared. They nod in understanding.
The two of you mean the world to them. And if you’re happy, so are they.
You leave the bed to go and get ready, seeing the three of them sitting on the couch, talking. You wave slightly, the three of them waving back.
“I,” you say, your voice cracking, “I’m-”
Helaena jumps up and hugs you, “Hey. This is a happy day, okay? You are at the happiest place on earth with the boy you love. And we’re your best friends and we love you and are happy for you.”
“But if he breaks your heart, I can and will crush his skull.”
“Aemond,” you laugh, “Oh my God! He’s your cousin!”
“Yeah,” Aegon says, tossing a lazy arm around you, “But he’s our first cousin.”
You shake your head, laughing as said ‘first cousin’ walks into the room, yawning.
You head off to shower, giving the cousins time to talk amongst themselves.
“I’m-”
“We already told her the same thing,” Helaena shakes her head, “Just take care of her, okay?”
He nods, “Of course.”
“Look at you, my little man,” Aegon ruffles his hair, making him cringe, “All grown up, with a girlfriend and everything.”
“Uh, we’re not actually-”
Aemond raises an eyebrow, “Jacaerys, do you mean to tell me you haven’t asked her out?”
Jace smiles sheepishly and shrugs, “Oops?”
The others groan.
“You two go do your own thing today,” Helaena says, patting her cousin on the head, “Ask her out. Make it special.”
“Yeah, or we will,” Aemond smirks at him, half serious.
Jace groans and walks to the bathroom to shower.
When you all head down for breakfast, Nyra immediately knows something has happened between you and Jace.
“I believe Baela, Joff, and I have won,” she smirks at the table.
“What?” Rhaena gapes, “No!”
Luke shakes his head, “Man…”
You look at Jace and smile, “Well? You win.”
He grins at you, “Yeah, I guess I did.”
At the park, you and Jace go off on your own, heading into Avenger’s Campus. You ride Guardians of the Galaxy several times and Webslingers again, considering how obsessed with it he was.
You also go back on the Little Mermaid, and of course, kiss the whole time again. He’s all smiles as he presses his lips to yours.
“You’re so pretty,” he grins, looking at you as the two of you eat lunch, “Like, damn. It’s not really fair, babe.”
You scoff, tossing some of the ice from your drink at him, “Shut up!”
“Come over here and make me,” he teases you.
“Ew, you sound like Aegon,” you snicker, “No, I won’t!”
He pouts, “Fine!”
You sigh and move to sit next to him, pecking him on the lips, “Happy now?”
He smiles at you, “Couldn’t be happier.”
As the sun starts to set, Jace asks if you want to go on the ferris wheel. You look at him incredulously.
“Bitch, you better be joking.”
He rolls his eyes, “The ones that don’t swing, Y/N!”
You shrug, “Fine. I guess.”
“Wow, you sound so excited, I can barely take it, babe.”
You snicker, taking him by the hand and walking to the ferris wheel, “Don’t be a baby. C’mon.”
You get in line and he starts kissing you again. And, wouldn’t you know it? Karen from the other day is right there. Glaring at you.
“Hussy,” she mumbles to her husband, “She was kissing the blonde one the other day.”
You turn to Jace, waggling your eyebrows, “Shall we give my bestie a show?”
“Y/N, no.”
“C’mon!”
He laughs, kissing you again, “You’re ridiculous.”
When you reach the front of the line, Jace asks you to hang back for a second. He talks to the attendant, confusing you. You look between the two of them. The attendant nods at Jace, grinning.
“Yeah, bro, good luck,” he says, bumping his fist.
“Thanks, brother.”
The two of you, surprisingly, get a carriage all to yourself. Jace offers you his hand to help you in. You smile at him softly.
“Thanks.”
He follows after you, sitting in front of you, rather than next you. You give him a look.
“I don’t have cooties, you know.”
He blushes, “Shut up.”
You watch as the park moves further and further from your sight, enjoying the smooth ride to the top, but you do wish Jace was sitting beside you.
Suddenly, it comes to a longer than usual stop. The World of Color show is visible from where you are and you watch in amazement.
Jace scoots over to your side to sit next to you.
“Y/N,” he whispers, moving to hold your face in his hands, “Will you be my girlfriend?”
You give him a look, “I thought I already was.”
His jaw drops, “But I never asked!”
“We literally said we love each other this morning,” you point out, laughing.
He rolls his eyes, “Is that a yes?”
You nod, gazing into his eyes, “I’d love to be your girlfriend, Jacey.”
He leans in and kisses you as the music swells, your hands in his hair and his around your waist holding you as close to him as he can.
Because now? He can kiss the girl, whenever and wherever he wants.
Because the girl loves him too.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Eight (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
A/N: Aegon girlies, dis one is for uuuuu 💓💓💓
Summary: You and Helaena are ready to meet some princes, but it doesn't exactly go as planned.
Word Count: 3,220
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, mentions of nudity
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
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It’s 9:50 when you walk over to Fairytale Hall, so you decide to go through the meet and greet line and get the princesses once before the princes replace them. You fix any of Helaena’s flowers that have gone askew and she fixes your bow. Both of you giggle to each other.
The boys seem confused as to just what the two of you are so excited about.
“It says the visiting princesses are Rapunzel, Belle, and Ariel,” Luke tells you, “Do you think she’ll have the seashell bra?”
“Nah,” you shake your head, “They’re all standing here. She wouldn’t be able to do that with the tail.”
Luke nods, “Yeah, you’re right.”
All of you walk in and the first princess you meet is Ariel. Luke is super excited and runs up to her.
“Well, hello, new friends,” Ariel smiles at all of you, “And what’s your name, little prince?”
“I’m Luke,” he smiles proudly, “You’re pretty.”
She laughs, giving him a hug, “Thank you, Luke! Would you like to swim over for a picture together?”
He nods and hands you his phone, which you take a picture for him on. Jace and Aemond shake their heads when you ask if they want pictures. Aegon goes up next, and of course, flirts with her. He tells her how gorgeous her dress is. You look at Helaena, holding back the urge to gag at him. She smirks at you.
“You’re jealous,” she whispers.
“Shut up,” you grumble, walking up when Ariel calls you two.
“I’m Y/N, this is my best friend, Helaena,” you smile as she hugs the two of you.
“You two are so pretty,” Ariel gushes, “I love your dresses! You look like my friends, Belle and Rapunzel! Are you going to the see them too?” Helaena and you nod, making Ariel smile widely, “Wonderful! And which of these princes is your Prince Charming, Helaena?”
Helaena gags, “They’re my brothers.”
Ariel nods, “I understand, I have six sisters myself! They can be a handful.”
The three of you giggle when the boys all protest.
Ariel turns to you, “And how about you, Y/N? Are any of them your Prince Charming?”
You blush bright red and glance at the boys, each of whom is watching the exchange with bated breath. You shake your head and smile.
“No,” you tell her, “I’m kind of like Merida, shooting for my own hand and all that.”
Ariel nods in understanding before whispering secretively to you, “I think the shorter blonde prince likes you a lot! He was talking about you the whole time he spoke to me, it reminded me of when I first saw Prince Eric!”
You pose for the picture and cannot stop thinking about what she said. You meet Belle next and force Aemond to pose for a picture with her. He sends you death glares the whole time. Belle seems to have fun teasing him a little bit, while the rest of you laugh. When you approach her, she gives you a hug and tells you how much she loves your dress.
“I would be careful, though,” she winks, “I hear Gaston is going to show up later!”
“I’ll keep an eye out,” you joke with her, posing for the photo.
Rapunzel and Helaena have the cutest interaction, both of them chattering to each other excitedly. You think it honestly might be the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.
When you guys exit the hall, it’s time for you and Helaena to line up again to meet the princes.
“Okay, boys,” Helaena smiles, “Why don’t you all go ahead to Tomorrowland and we’ll meet you there?”
They seem confused, Aemond being the one to speak, “Why?”
“Y/N and I want to repeat the line. There’s new characters.”
“Okay,” he looks at both of you, weary, “Like Mulan? Or someone like that?”
“No,” you mumble, “Just go! You’re wasting time!”
“Sounds good, see ya!” Luke chirps, making to leave.
“They’re acting really sus,” Jace whispers to Aegon, loud enough for you to hear.
Aegon nods, turning to you, “It’s fine! We’ll stick with you guys and head to Galaxy’s Edge after this.”
“No, you should go do, like, Finding Nemo or something,” you insist, trying to push him, “Go, go, go, there’s no time!”
Jace raises an eyebrow at you, “We have another day and a half here, not including today. I think we’ll be fine waiting in line with you guys.”
You let out an annoyed sigh and walk back over to Helaena. You exchange looks and get back in the line.
“They’re going to fuck this up for us,” she mutters under her breath, “We needed a better plan.”
“Should’ve let Luke in on it,” you whisper back, “He would’ve taken them.”
You enter Fairytale Hall again and this time are greeted by Prince Eric.
“The fuck?” Aegon mumbles, “Is this what they were waiting for?”
You and Helaena run up to Prince Eric. He’s really sweet and the cast member stays totally in character, telling you both about his adventures at sea and his dog, Max. Helaena tells him about her poodle, Dreamfyre. You both exchange a look, thinking how cute he is. He asks if he can take both your arms for a picture.
“Actually,” Aegon jumps between the two of you, “I wanna be in this too. Luke?”
He tosses his phone to Luke, while you shoot him an annoyed glare, “Wouldn’t you like to stand with your sister instead, Aegon?”
“Nope,” he grins, turning to Eric, “Just wanted to stand next to my princess, buddy. I’m sure you understand.”
Prince Eric nods, looking like he’s holding back laughter.
You all move onto the next character, which if Flynn Rider. He is a total flirt, a fact that doesn’t go unnoticed by the boys.
“And I thought you were a slut,” Jace mumbles to Aegon as Flynn opens his satchel to show you and Helaena Rapunzel’s crown, “This dude is something else.”
“How many fucking princes are there?” Aemond grouches, “This is ridiculous.”
Luckily, since Flynn is obviously more interactive with Helaena due to her costume, none of the boys ruin your photo. No, that’s saved for the last character.
Gaston.
When you walk over to him, he immediately starts flirting with you, considering you’re dressed like Belle. He asks if you’ve ever seen a man half as “burly and brawny” as he is, and you obviously tell him no, enjoying the fake conversation. He rests his hand against the wall beside you, obviously playing up what a man whore his character is supposed to be. You can practically hear the steam coming out of the boys’ ears when he tells you how gorgeous your outfit looks, “almost as gorgeous as me” he says, with a completely straight face, and you can’t help but giggle.
“So, who’re your friends?” he gestures to the boys, “Are any of them your Beast?”
Helaena slaps a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing when all three of the older boys say they are. Luke shakes his head at them.
“You’re so embarrassing,” he mumbles.
Gaston points at him, “What’s your name, boy?”
Luke looks at him, “Luke.”
“Come over here, Luke.”
Luke walks over and Gaston wraps an arm around each of you, “So, all three of you claim to be Y/N’s Beast. I think we need to have some type of a competition here. I, of course, won’t compete since I would win in a heartbeat,” he laughs obnoxiously, “But you three? Which of you is the most athletic?”
The brothers both point at Jace, who raises his hand awkwardly.
“Mhm,” Gaston looks him up and down, “Unimpressive.”
Jace gapes while the rest of you laugh.
“And which of you is the smartest? Even though, personally, I don’t think smartness is that great. You start to read and get ideas, thinking, all of that.”
Aemond smirks and raises his hand.
“You,” Gaston points at him, “You should stop reading. Only if the books have pictures. And you,” he turns to Aegon, “What do you have to offer?”
Aegon shrugs, “I’m the sexy one.”
“Oh, brother,” all of you mumble, making Gaston let out a loud laugh.
“You’re my favorite,” he grins, “C’mere. The three of us are going to take a picture together.”
Aegon moves to stand on your other side, while Gaston instructs you both on how to pose. You’re supposed to pretend to faint while they both flex their biceps. It’s definitely going to be the stupidest picture in the history of all the universe, but you kind of love it.
When you leave Fairytale Hall for the last time (at least, the boy’s hope it’s the last time), they begin teasing you and Helaena relentlessly.
“So that’s why you two wanted to get rid of us,” Luke cackles to himself, “You wanted to flirt with the cute princes!”
“Shut up, Luke,” you both groan.
“They weren’t even cute,” Jace protests, “Y/N was, like, drooling over Prince Eric for no reason! I have blue eyes and brown hair, why don’t you drool over me like that?”
“Um, did you jump in the ocean and kill an evil tentacle sea witch for me? No, I don’t think so, bestie,” you reply, flicking him on the nose, making him wince.
“Eric is dumb as fuck,” Aegon says, through mouthfuls of the churro he bought himself at some point, “Like, this bitch has red hair. The bitch who saved you has red hair. It’s not rocket science.”
“Also,” Aemond is in agreement with his brother for once, “Why could she not just write ‘I lost my voice’ or something? She clearly knew how to sign her own name.”
You and Helaena look at each other and roll your eyes.
You decide to take some pictures in front of the castle next. For one of them, you decide to get on your knees and try and make a pyramid, the three older boys on the bottom, then you and Helaena, then Luke on top. You get yelled at by security before you can get a picture, all of you tumbling to the ground in a heap. You end up sprawled across Aegon and Aemond, your face on Aegon’s chest. He helps you up.
“You just can’t seem to stop falling for me,” he snickers to himself, making you slap his hand away, “Ouch!”
So, you take some normal pictures instead. First, you take one of just the five of them, then one each of just the siblings. Then just the boys. Then they take one of just you and Helaena, which you’re 99% sure is going to be your new lock screen, the two of you look so adorable!
Jace asks if he can get one with just you, making the others roll their eyes. He tells you to hop on his back, which you do, quickly getting a picture before the same cast member can come back and yell at you again. You love this picture too, both of you are mid-laugh and he’s looking at you while your chin is on his shoulder, your eyes closed.
Aemond takes one next, wrapping his arm around you, telling you to put your hand on his chest. Helaena is practically cooing at how cute the two of you look. Aemond definitely looks like a Disney prince you think to yourself as Helaena takes the picture. Especially judging by the gaggle of teenage girls who assume he’s your boyfriend when they pass by and give you jealous, resentful looks.
Before Aegon can ask for a picture, Luke runs up and jumps on your back, the two of you giggling. For your picture with Aegon, he just tosses an arm around your shoulder. Then, at the last minute when the picture is being taken, he kisses your cheek. You grin and shove him away from you.
“That’s cheating,” you say.
He shrugs, winking at you, “No regrets.”
You all head to Matterhorn next and immediately, you realize that there are going to be problems.
“This is the one where you have to sit in someone’s lap, right?” Luke turns to you innocently, “Can I sit in your lap, Y/N?”
As you open your mouth to say that’s fine with you, the other boys pretty much ready to murder poor Luke, but Helaena interrupts you, “Actually, Luke, you’re riding with me,” she smiles, “I don’t want to sit in any of their laps, it’s just weird, isn’t it? I mean it’s my brothers and my cousin! So you’ll be sitting with me. Alright?”
Luke shrugs reluctantly and agrees. That leaves you with a choice. Cringing to yourself, you slowly turn to the three older boys. They’re already arguing in whispers that you can’t hear, so you decide to let them figure it out. You’re fine sitting with any of them, it’s just a ride, for fuck’s sake, it’s not that deep. You move back to Luke and Helaena to talk about something or the other.
Meanwhile…
“You saw her naked and rubbed your boner up against her, you got to share a bed with her and rub your boner up against her, it’s only fair that it’s me,” Aegon hisses, “Plus, I’m the oldest!”
“And the stupidest,” Aemond mumbles, making Jace snicker.
“It’s not like I planned to see her naked,” Jace adds, “I just brought the towel, she’s the one who just fuckin’ threw open the curtain! I had no time to react,” he pauses and adds under his breath, “Not like I regret it, though, easily a top five moment in my life.”
“Because she thought you were Helaena!” Aegon protests, “She was saying Helaena! Come on guys, please! Please, please, please, please-“
“Okay, fine!” Aemond snaps in annoyance, “Whatever gets you to shut the bloody fuck up!”
A few parents shoot Aemond a dirty look. He ignores them, holding his head in his hand when he thinks about what’s he’s just agreed to.
Aegon puts his hands together in a prayer position, “Thank you, thank you, you’re the best little brother on the planet, even if I have seen what’s in that box-“
“What’s in the fucking box?” Jace demands, “You have to tell me, bro!”
Aemond gives his older brother a warning look, making Aegon shake his head, “Nuh uh. He’s letting her sit in my lap. I ain’t fucking that up right now.”
“Oh God, that means you have to sit in my lap,” Jace cries out in realization, turning to Aemond.
Aemond looks at him dubiously, “Jacaerys, I’m at least five inches taller than you. I think you are the one who will be sitting in my lap. Unless you want to pull a groin muscle, of course.”
“God fucking damn it!”
Aegon sidles up to you where you stand talking to Helaena and Luke, tossing a lazy arm around your shoulders. You turn to him and smirk slightly.
“You look very pleased with yourself,” you tease, “What’s up?”
“Well,” he lowers his sunglasses to look you in the eyes and wink, “It would appear that it’s my lap you’ll be sitting in for this, Y/N.”
“Is that so?” you grin at him, “And how, pray tell, did you manage to make this happen?”
He leans in to whisper in your ear, giving you goosebumps as his lips press against your skin ever so slightly, “I always manage to get what I want, Princess.”
You elbow him, “Stop flirting with me, God.”
He grins, “Nah, I don’t think I will.”
Soon, you guys are called forward to board the ride. You watch with amusement as Jace makes a face and sits in Aemond’s lap, a huge frown on Aemond’s face as well. He shifts uncomfortably before they both give you an awkward thumbs up. You giggle slightly, interrupted when Aegon clears his throat. You turn to look at him and see that he’s already seated and waiting for you.
He pats his lap, grinning like a Cheshire Cat, “Daddy’s got a seat right here for you, baby girl.”
Your eyes widen and cheeks heat up in embarrassment as you hear some preteens who were in line behind you cackling at your expense. You approach and Aegon extends a hand to help you. You take it reluctantly, tempted to just smack him in the face. You settle between his legs, resting your back against his chest, feeling every inhale and exhale he takes. He is extremely comfortable, you have to admit, especially when he wraps his arms around your waist.
“If this is uncomfortable,” he mumbles, “My face is always an available seat next time.”
“Oh my God,” you groan in annoyance as he starts giggling.
“The offer is on the table, Princess. Anytime, anywhere.”
“Do you have an off button?” you ask, fastening your seatbelt.
“Nah, I’m always on.”
You can vaguely hear Aemond and Jace calling him a slut from behind you. Suddenly, the ride jolts forward. It’s super bumpy, you notice, and each time you hit a part of the track that’s even a little but not smooth, you rub up against Aegon. You feel super embarrassed by it and attempt to scoot forward to put a little space between the two of you, but he’s having none of that. He grabs you by the waist and pulls you back against him.
And he’s hard, you notice. This definitely was not a Brie cheese induced hard-on.
The ride stops at the seatbelt check, and the cast members comes to give your belt a tug to check that everything is safe. After she confirms that you all have actually fastened your safety restraints, she flicks a button and waves goodbye.
Okay, you have been on some pretty intense rides so far on this trip, but this one is bat shit INSANE. You feel like you’re about to fly out of the bobsled a couple of times because of how much it swerves. Aegon has to physically wrap his arms around you and keep you right up against him to stop you from sliding around too much. You’re screaming and having the time of your life, attempting to ignore the fact that you’re rubbing up against your super attractive friend, and that judging by the sound of his husky breathing in your ear, he’s actually fucking enjoying it.
When the ride screeches to a halt, both of you holy forward and then fall back quickly, his chin resting on top of your head as he laughs, “That was fucking awesome.”
“Yeah, if you enjoy whiplash,” you retort, standing up to exit the bobsled, “By the way, don’t even bother trying to look up my skirt, I’m wearing biker shorts under there, perv, sorry in advance for the disappointment.”
He grins at you, “I dunno, the view I’m getting right now of your ass is pretty nice too.”
“Oh my God,” you slap your head, taking Jace’s hand as he helps you out, “You are too much.”
“That’s what she said!”
Aemond announces that it’s time to head to Galaxy’s Edge and your group will be boarding soon. Aegon practically screams and begins running there, the rest of you in tow, begging him to slow the fuck down.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Chapter Ten (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
A/N: A little short but I wanted to feed y'all today lmao. Next chap will be longer. Aemond/Aegon girlies, dis is for you. Jace AND HELAENA girlies, ur up next... 👀
Summary: You and Helaena are on the hunt for your man.
Word Count: 2,433
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, profanity, innuendo, suggestive material, alcohol consumption
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
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You and Helaena are on the hunt. Literally, hunting for Anakin Skywalker. The boys trail behind you, watching in amusement as you ask every cast member you see where Anakin might be hanging out. They tell you he is actually going to be in Tomorrowland, near Star Tours, so the pair of you run all the way through the castle hub to the Tomorrowland entrance. And then you see him. The gorgeous Anakin walk around character. They’ve somehow managed to find someone who looks extremely similar to Hayden Christiansen.
Helaena fans herself, “Oh, I think I’m in love!”
You both approach the line, checking each other’s hair, make up, teeth. This picture has to be absolutely perfect. Anakin was both your and Helaena’s first crush. You remember Alicent putting on “Attack of the Clones” after school one day for all you kids and just absolutely falling in love with him. You remember watching the scene where he and Padme kiss, the two of you fawning over how romantic it was while the boys just rolled their eyes. Then, when you saw “Revenge of the Sith”? You both fell even more in love. He had that messy, curly hair, those angsty eyes, and that scar on his face that suspiciously reminds you of Aemond.
“You guys are so thirsty today,” Luke teases you both, “I guess you could say you’re d-hydrated.”
You both smack him, making him giggle.
Jace looks at Anakin, pouting slightly, “He’s not even that good looking.”
Aegon shakes his head, “Gotta disagree with you there. Anakin is a sexy man. Objectively speaking.”
Aemond scoffs, “Says the Star Wars fan boy.”
“Look, it’s not my fault that Ewan MacGregor, Hayden Christensen, and Adam Driver-“
“Don’t forget Oscar Isaac and John Boyega!” Helaena interjects, making her brother nod.
“Truth. And Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill are all good looking dudes,” Aegon finishes.
“Cameron Monaghan,” you add, “He’s Cal Kestis in Fallen Order.”
“Not him,” Aegon shakes his head, “Nah.”
You shrug, “Lots of girls like him.”
There’s one family ahead of you at this point and you and Helaena are practically buzzing with excitement.
Then, it’s your turn. Anakin comes up to both of you.
“Hello, ladies,” he grins, “How would you like to take a picture with a Jedi Master?”
“Is Obi Wan here? I don’t see him,” you tease, making Anakin frown in mock sadness.
“You wound me, my lady! I’m a member of the Jedi Council!”
“Oh, this fuckin’ guy,” you hear Jace mumble to Aemond as you giggle.
“I don’t think they granted you the rank of master, though, Skyguy,” Helaena grins, both of you giggling when Anakin laughs.
“You girls are trouble,” he grins back at you, “What brings you here today? Separatist blockade?”
“We came to see you,” Helaena tells him, “We’re big fans of your work.”
“Oh, you are, are you?” he leans against the wall behind him.
“I especially liked the way you fly your ship,” you comment, “It reminds me of the way her brother drives his car!”
“Hey!” Aegon protests, making all three of you laugh.
“I see you and I have matching battle scars,” Anakin looks at Aemond, “Are you a Jedi knight too, friend?”
Aemond shakes his head, “I see myself as more of a sith.”
You shake your head, whispering to Anakin, “He’s not. He’s really nice.”
“Are you his Padme, then?” Anakin grins, making you blush and shake your head.
“N-no,” you stutter, “We’re all friends here.”
Luke comes running up and asks Anakin to show him his light saber, which he does. After talking a while longer, you and Helaena get individual photos with Anakin. She asks for one posing like they did in that one very awkward promotional photo where he’s leaning on Padme’s shoulder. Anakin agrees and they actually get a very cute photo. You’re next. He asks if you have a pose in mind.
You clasp your hands together and smile at him, only half joking, “Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo. So long ago when there was nothing but our love.”
You hear Jace choke on the water he’s drinking as Anakin grins at you cheekily, “As you wish, milady.”
He pulls you into press your head against his chest with his arms around you, a very cute hugging picture that looks like the cover of “Revenge of the Sith”. You all but squeal with excitement, thanking him when you part. He winks at you and the others go to get their pictures next.
After the meet and greet is done, you and Helaena run back and hug Anakin again before leaving. The two of you hold hands and skip away, feeling very fucking pleased with yourselves. Jace is still mumbling about how Star Wars is lame, Marvel is better, and Anakin isn’t even good looking.
It’s about noon at this point. You all decide that since you’re in Tomorrowland, you’re going to go on the rides there. Aemond quickly acquires a Lightning Lane for Space Mountain, 40 minutes from now, and you will wait standby for the others. You start with Autopia. Each of you gets in your own little car and you end up driving behind Helaena but in front of Jace. When the ride comes to an end, Jace accidentally slams into the back of your car, making you slam into Helaena, the three of you screaming in shock. The screaming, of course, attracts an annoyed cast member who chastises Jace and threatens to have him kicked out. Jace looks like he’s about to cry. You turn at him and wave. He waves back, grinning embarrassedly.
Next up is Finding Nemo, which is a cute, fun little ride. Aegon, Helaena, and Jace love it, while Luke tries to pretend he’s too cool for it, only to jump in surprise when Bruce the shark shows up. Aemond is rubbing his eye, making you frown in concern. You move to sit by him, offering him an advil. He shakes his head, but you insist, handing him your water bottle to take a sip. He smiles and shakes his head again at you, taking the medicine.
“You’re relentless,” he whispers, making you laugh.
“Just want to make sure you’re okay, Aem,” you smile at him, moving some hair off of his face.
He blushes slightly at the touch of your hand on his skin but before he can say anything, the ride is over and it’s time to head to Star Tours. You decide to save Astro Blasters and Astro Orbiter for tomorrow, considering you don’t want to do another shooting game that Aegon and his overly accurate right hand will get to win again.
Of course, since it’s Star Tours, Aegon starts posting everything to his Insta story again, pointing out how the boarding screen shows flights going to different Star Wars planets. You point out that they shouldn’t have Alderaan on there, all things considered, and as if on cue, the board says all flights to Alderaan are cancelled. You and Aegon gape at each other.
When you pick up your 3D glasses, Jace puts his on right away, despite your and Luke warning him not to. He stumbles through the loading area to the front row, where you all will be sitting. He’s on the far end, followed by you, then Helaena, Aegon, Luke, and Aemond, all of you laughing at how ridiculous Jace is. When the ride starts up, you all scream with excitement as you Darth Vader uses the force to stop your ship and say he’s looking for a “rebel spy”. Jace’s face, looking extremely confused, pops up on the screen. You immediately pull out your phone and get a picture of it, all of you laughing at how much he does not understand Star Wars.
When you get off the ride, you exit into the gift shop. Luke immediately runs and grabs a lightsaber, whacking all of you with it. Aegon grabs one as well, the two going into an all out lightsaber duel until Luke smacks Aegon in the crotch, making the older boy shriek.
“Foul,” he cries out, “Foul, foul, foul!”
“What was it you told me, Lucerys?” Aemond grins at his little cousin, who smirks back at him, both teaming up again Aegon, “Right. All’s fair in love and war.”
You buy yourself a plush Grogu keychain, hanging it on your bag. You, Aegon, Luke, and Helaena coo over how cute Grogu is, while Aemond and Jace just smirk at each other. They think the four of you are total idiots.
Aemond announces it’s time to head over to Space Mountain. Much to Jace’s dismay, Space Mountain is currently Hyperspace Mountain, and so has a bunch of Star Wars stuff going on. Aegon, of course, is totally hyped.
The line is about 30 minutes with Lightning Lane (as opposed to the three hour standby line), so you all sit on the ground and get comfortable. Everyone checks their phones and relaxes for a bit before Jace suggests that you play ten fingers. All of you agree, sitting in a circle and holding out both your hands. You all decide that Aemond is going to start.
“Hm,” he thinks to himself, “Never have I ever hooked up with someone while drunk.”
You and Aegon both put a finger down. After a moment, Jace puts one down, making you turn at him, shocked.
“Jacaerys Velaryon,” you gasp, “Our golden boy committing drunken debauchery? The absolute scandal! Does Aunt Nyra know?”
He rolls his eyes, “I made out with Cregan, like, one time. We were drunk. No big.”
You grin at him, “I don’t blame you. Cregan’s hot,” you pause for a minute, eyeing him before saying, “Well, I don’t blame Cregan either.”
Jace looks at you, his eyes blown wide at the implication that you think he’s hot. However, you’ve moved on to your turn.
“Never have I ever,” you pause, thinking to yourself, “Been related to Rhaenyra Targaryen.”
The group all grumbles and puts down a finger each, glaring at you.
“Never have I ever not been related to Rhaenyra Targaryen,” Luke says for his turn, making the others cackle when you frown and put a finger down - looks like your little plan backfired.
Jace thinks to himself for a minute before saying, “Never have I ever worn a bra.”
You and Helaena look at each other and roll your eyes, putting a finger down.
“Never have I ever had boobs.”
“This is an attack!” Helaena snaps at Aegon as you both put a finger down again, “We are being discriminated against,” she pauses considering it’s her turn before she smirks at the three oldest boys, “Never have I ever had a penis.”
The four boys stare at her, unimpressed and lower a finger each. You slap your hand to your mouth to keep from laughing at her triumphant expression.
“Never have I ever,” Aemond thinks for a minute before settling on, “Stolen from anyone.”
“Vhagar-“
“Vhagar doesn’t count,” Aemond snaps at Aegon, “She was about to be put down!”
You all roll your eyes. Aegon lowers a finger, as does Jace. You look at them in surprise.
“The fuck did you two rich boys steal?”
“A bouncy ball from school.”
“Your heart.”
You do a double take and turn to Aegon, “Bro.”
He looks back at you, “Bro.”
You laugh, “That was actually cute, well done.”
Soon, the line starts moving and you enter the indoor portion of the queue. There are a bunch of Star Wars holographic images to change the theme, making it appear that you’re again in the world of Star Wars. Aegon is busy taking pictures of everything while Luke, Jace, and Helaena are talking about something or the other. You think Helaena and Luke may be trying to explain some Star Wars lore to Jace’s clueless ass. While you stand and check your phone, Aemond comes over beside you, clearing his throat gently. You look up and smile at him.
“Hey. Your headache any better?”
He nods, “Yes, thanks to you,” he pauses before pulling a small bag out of his pocket, “I know this might be totally stupid, but when I went into swap my charger, I picked something up for you.”
You shake your head at him vehemently, “No! No, you can’t buy me anything, not you too!”
“Yes, me too,” he teases you, opening the bag to reveal a small replica of the Jappor snippet necklace Anakin carved for Padme back in Phantom Menace, “You know I’m not a huge Star Wars guy, unlike some people here, but I did enjoy watching the prequels with you when we were kids. And I know how much you adore Anakin and Padme. I don’t know. I guess I saw this and it just felt right to get it for you. Not particularly fancy or anything but,” he pauses and grins slightly, “So you remember me. It’ll bring you good fortune.”
You feel yourself blush as he quotes a movie he doesn’t even like that much just to make you happy, and you quote back, “It’s beautiful, but I don’t need this to remember you by.”
Both of you smile at each other for a minute before he clears his throat, “Can I put it on for you?”
You nod. He lifts the necklace and brings it around your neck, moving your hair so he can fasten it. You feel your heart beat thudding in your chest as his fingers graze against your neck. You turn back to look at him, the moment feeling weirdly intimate. He pulls you into a tight hug, pressing your head to his chest.
Suddenly, the line starts moving again, breaking whatever spell has come over the two of you. Luckily, Aegon and Jace don’t seem to have noticed a thing.
As you get ready to board the ride, you see that one of the rows all of you have is first place. You scream “dibs” and run to claim one of the seats, almost falling over in your race to climb in. Aemond ends up sitting beside you. You trace the necklace he put on you before looking at him again.
“This is really thoughtful, Aem,” you say softly, “I absolutely love it. You’re the sweetest person I know. Thank you”
You turn and kiss his cheek quickly, making him blush just as the ride takes off. He thinks his stomach flipped way more when your lips brushed against his skin than it does on the actual rollercoaster.
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National Targaryen’s Family Vacation: Chapter Five (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
Author's Note: did I make paint the night be a thing at Disney again in this? YES I DID smh I miss paint, btwwww this is mainly a platonic Helaena centric chapter (the plot demands it I fear) BUT AEMOND GIRLS YOU ARE UP NEXT BABES
Summary: It's girl time and Helaena sees something she can't unsee.
Word Count: 3,277
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, profanity, innuendo, very suggestive material, mentions of pegging (it'll make sense)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
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By the time you get off of Web Slingers (and, reluctantly, out of Jace’s arms), it’s around 3PM. You check your phone and see that Helaena and others are leaving Disneyland and should be meeting up with you very soon. You inform the boys that you all need to head to the entrance to meet them, as you’re sure that Helaena could use some help with the kids by this point.
You also tell the boys that they will be on their own for a while with Joffrey and Daeron. Helaena has just informed you that you and the girls are having dinner together at Steakhouse 55, the fancy restaurant at your hotel, at 5:00PM. Helaena managed to get a reservation, but only for four. Daemon will come by to grab the kids so you girls can have a fun evening. The boys whine and complain relentlessly.
“Isn’t this a family trip?” Aegon sounds like a five-year old, “Shouldn’t we have dinner as a family?”
“Don’t look at me, I ain’t related to any of you,” you shrug, not bothering to look at him and texting Helaena.
“But we still have to do Goofy’s Sky School and Soarin’ Over California and Monster’s Inc and the Little Mermaid and-“
“Are you going to name literally every attraction in the park we haven’t done, Luke?” Aemond questions, smirking at the youngest out of the five of you.
Like sticks his tongue out at him, “I’m just saying we have a lot left to do!”
“And we’ll do it all, Lukey, I promise,” you assure him, wrapping an arm around his shoulder when he comes to stand beside you, “You know Helaena is my best friend and I haven’t seen her in forever. And I really missed the girls too. We have two more full days here, and we’re going to the parks for a while the day we leave even. Being away from you guys for one dinner isn’t going to kill anyone.”
“You’re right,” Luke nods, turning to the others, “Stop bothering Y/N, you losers! She wants to hang out with her best friend!”
“I thought I was your best friend!” the three older boys begin bitching all at once.
You hold your head in your hand, physically restraining yourself from laughing. You turn to Luke, remembering what you wanted to ask him.
“Where did you get this shirt, by the way? I wanna buy one like it.”
Luke shrugs, “I dunno. Daemon bought it for me on Amazon or something for the trip. You can keep it. I don’t even like Spider-Man that much. He was mean to Sam and Bucky.”
You raise a brow, “You sure, bud?”
“I actually hate Spider-Man, to be honest,” he admits to you, “No one wanted to come to my birthday party a few years ago because it was the same day Far From Home came out. I’ve kinda hated him ever since then.”
You nod in understanding, “That’s fair, but,” you move to pull something out of your purse, “I know Bucky is your absolute favorite and so,” you hand him what you pulled out, “I picked this up for you at the gift shop before we got on Web Slingers.”
He seems shocked, unfolding the shirt you’ve handed him. It has Bucky and Sam printed across it, “Captain America and the Winter Soldier” in red, white, and blue written across the top. Luke’s jaw drops and he stares at the shirt in wonder for a few minutes before smiling at you, pulling you into a tight hug.
“You’re literally the coolest person ever, Y/N, you’re seriously like the big sister I always wanted,” he tells you.
When you break apart, you ruffle his hair, “You’re an awesome kid, Luke. If I had a little brother, I’d want him to be just like you.”
“Well I’ll be your honorary little brother,” he grins, “We can be like Wanda and Pietro! I mean, they’re twins, but whatever!”
“Fuck yeah, dude!” the two of you bump fists.
You reach the front of the park and take a seat on the benches near the lockers, between Aemond and Luke. While sitting there and waiting for Helaena and the others, who are probably in the very long line to enter the park, Jace goes and buys all of you churros so that you may have a snack in the meantime.
Aemond takes a bite and makes a face. You laugh at how disgusted he looks.
“This is the most putrescent thing I’ve tasted in my entire life,” he informs you, handing the rest of his to Aegon, who is more than happy to finish it, “I cannot believe people actually eat this garbage. It tastes like artificial flavoring and broken dreams.”
“Oh my God, I need you to try the turkey leg tomorrow,” you snicker, “Like, I need to film your reaction while eating it. I’m gonna post it and go viral on TikTok.”
“If you post me on your TikTok, I will never speak to you again.”
You elbow him, making him snicker and elbow you back.
“I heard they’re actually emu legs,” Aegon informs all of you, having scarfed down both of his churros in a matter of seconds, “Don’t know what the fuck an emu is, but, like, why lie about it? Sus.”
“We’re here!” Helaena’s voice rings out, making you squeal and jump up to hug her.
“How was Disneyland?” you ask.
“We went on the Millenium Falcon three times!” Joff tells you excitedly, “It was so cool! Daeron and I got to be the pilots and Baela and Rhaena were the gunners!”
“And we got to do Rise of the Resistance! That was so awesome,” Daeron adds, “You guys have to go on that, it was amazing! Literally the coolest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life.”
“The fucking ten year olds get to go to Galaxy’s Edge and I don’t,” Aegon pouts like a child.
“Rhaena lost her Minnie ears on Big Thunder,” Baela snickers at the memory, “They just, like, flew right off her head. Oh, and Daeron threw up cuz he ate too much and went on Indiana Jones right after lunch.”
Aemond shakes his head at his younger brother, “You are a fucking moron.”
“Aemond!” Helaena chastises, “There are children present!”
Her worst fears come true and six year old little Aegon turns to five year old Viserys, chanting, “Fucking moron, fucking moron!”
Helaena slaps her forehead in frustration, while the rest of you merely burst into laughter at the situation.
“Daemon’s his dad,” you shrug, “It really was bound to happen one day.”
“We were definitely cussing by the time we were Joff’s age,” Jace laughs, “Aemond, remember when we did that thing where you would say ‘sh’ and Y/N would say ‘it’ so none of us could really get in trouble? Cuz it wasn’t a whole cuss word?”
The three of you snicker at your memories of the fourth grade. Jace and Aemond were in your grade, while Helaena was one year older than all of you and Aegon one year older than her. Despite Aegon being, arguably, the most problematic of the five of you older kids, since you, Aemond and Jace were in the same class, you caused way more trouble. Power in numbers, you guess.
“Have you guys done Soarin’ Over California yet?” Rhaena asks, “I heard there’s a part that smells like oranges or something and that it’s really cool.”
Aemond whips out his phone, “There’s a Fast Pass-“ he quickly corrects himself before Luke can be a little shit, “Lightning Lane for it in ten minutes. Shall we do it?”
“Is there a height requirement?” you ask, “We have kids.”
“3’5,” Aemond informs you, glancing over at Viserys and Little Aegon, “We should be fine.”
“Mommy measured me yesterday,” Viserys informs all of you, “I’m 3’7. I’m a tall boy!”
You and Helaena giggle at how absolutely adorable he is. He seems so proud of his height.
“Lightning Lane is booked,” Aemond states, “Let’s go.”
“Yay. Thanks, Mommy,” you pat his shoulder.
He raises an eyebrow, “Mommy?”
“You’re definitely the mom friend,” Jace agrees, “You fed us lunch, you booked our Fast Passes-“
“LIGHTNING LANE!”
“Lightning Lanes,” Jace rolls his eyes, “You’re the mom.”
“Yay, we love you, Mommy,” Joff screams obnoxiously, running and hugging Aemond’s leg, Daeron cackling and following behind.
“Oh my God, I cannot wait for dinner,” Baela sighs, “There is way too much testosterone here.”
“You read one Gloria Steinem book and now you think you’re feminist of the year,” Jace laughs at his stepsister.
“You should be a Gender Studies major when you get to college, B,” you suggest, “You’re a little fucking badass.”
She glows at the compliment, “Thanks, Y/N! I started a club at school this year called The Feminine Mystique! We go to gender equality rallies and stuff and organize fundraisers for women’s shelters.”
“Damn, that’s actually cool,” Aegon let’s out a low whistle, “When I was fourteen, I think I was just, like-“
“Chronically masturbating,” Aemond responds.
“Aemond!” Helaena hisses, attempting to cover the kids’ ears.
Little Aegon, who is walking beside you, hand in hand, turns and questions, eyes wide and questioning, “What’s masturbating?”
The boys beside him and little Viserys all begin howling in laughter
———
In line for Soarin’, you take a seat on the ground beside Helaena while the ride pre-show happens. You hand her a small package from your purse. You bought her a friendship necklace back at the hotel gift shop, a heart split in two halves, one with Minnie and one with Daisy. You give her the half that has Minnie on it. She smiles widely and pulls you into a tight hug. While she was gone, working for Habitat Humanity while taking a gap year last year, you hadn’t been able to communicate much. Both of you were always busy with something or the other, so being back with her was like a dream come true.
The safety demonstration video starts and Jace recognizes the actor, “Guys! That’s Patrick Warburton! He voiced Kronk!”
“Who?” Aegon asks, looking confused.
“You haven’t seen The Emperor’s New Groove?” Jace gapes at him, almost offended, “Bro, it’s only the best Disney movie of all time.”
“Well, not the best,” Rhaena mumbles under her breath.
You load into the ride vehicle and are seated between Helaena and Aegon. When the ride vehicle lifts up, it seems Aegon was not expecting that, because he lets out a very unmanly shriek of surprise. You and Helaena exchange a look and giggle to yourselves.
The ride is actually pretty cool, and it really seems like you’re flying over a bunch of iconic California locations. There’s even one scene, set in Palm Springs, you think, where a golf ball flies at the screen and almost seems like it’s going to hit you. This earns yet another one of what are quickly becoming Aegon’s signature screams.
After getting off the ride, you check the time and Helaena declares that it’s time for you to take the littles back to Daemon and Nyra, as well as dress for dinner. Again, of course, the boys complain incessantly that she should edit the reservation and try to add them. Or lie that the reservation was in fact for ten people.
“Yes, Jace, because that’s completely believable,” Baela scoffs.
They finally give up and tell you they won’t do any new rides without you, rather they are going back to Avenger’s Campus to do Guardians again to see if they can get each song.
“That is probably the lamest thing I’ve ever heard in the history of all mankind,” Rhaena rolls her eyes, making you snort out a laugh.
“They have an Elvis song-“
“Elvis was a wife beater and a rapist,” Baela cuts Jace off, “Why would you care about getting his song?”
“I thought everyone loves Elvis,” Aegon questions, “I swear, when the trailer came out, all of the sorority girls at USC were going fucking feral-“
“Over Austin Butler,” Baela informs him, “Because he’s hot. Not Elvis!”
“Okay!” Helaena claps her hands together, “On that note, I think we’re going to head to the really quick to change for dinner. See you boys later, have fun!”
She drags Baela away, considering she’s about to start screaming in Aegon’s face about what a moron he is and how Elvis did not give enough credit to the people of color who were the direct inspiration for his music. Baela always manages to drop some form of knowledge on everyone.
After a short walk, you are back at the hotel. Baela and Rhaena decide to hang out in the lobby and check out the gift shop as they don’t want to change. You and Helaena take little Aegon and Viserys to the elevators, passing by Trader Sam’s Tiki Bar where you see Alicent treating herself to an afternoon Mai Tai. In hall honesty, you think to yourself, you want to be her when you grow up. Helaena gets off at Daemon and Nyra’s floor while you continue up to your room. After arriving, you change into one of the slightly fancier outfits you had packed just in case of a classy dinner. Your friends’ families were so ridiculously extra, you knew it was bound to happen at one point or another. You choose a pair of black skinny jeans that can pass as dressy and your best black shirt. Helaena was going to come to the room after dropping the kids, so you wait for her.
When she does come to the room, ten minutes later, she runs in and slams the door, her face completely red.
“The fuck happened to you, H?” you ask, concerned about your friend.
“Uncle Daemon and Aunt Nyra-they,” she takes a breath, “Oh my God.”
“They were what?” you ask, five seconds from shaking her by the shoulders.
It turns out her face is red from holding in laughter, because she soon bursts out, “I walked in on Nyra pegging Daemon!”
Your jaw drops, “Shut the fuck up, no you didn’t!”
“I swear, Y/N, like, holy shit,” she can’t stop laughing and falls onto the couch beside you, “Like, I knock on the door and no one answers, right? But then I remembered I had a copy of their key, which they gave me in case the kids needed anything. So, I go in, the kids lie down for a nap. I’m trying to find the bathroom and I accidentally walk into their bedroom and,” she’s still going strong, barely able to speak between her bouts of giggles, “I see Nyra with a strap and Damon bent over on the bed!”
“I can’t believe Daemon gets pegged,” you gape, “He seems, like, very dominant!”
“I know!” Helaena exclaims, “But Nyra is too! You know, she’s like the personification of an alpha female.”
You nod, both of you quiet for a moment before laughing hysterically again. After composing yourselves, you meet the girls and head to the restaurant.
Dinner turns out to be really fun. You all eat amazing food, laugh, and catch up on what’s going on in each other’s lives. Rhaena is starting middle school in the fall and you three try to give her tips. For example, be prepared to be entirely miserable for the next two years. You already knew a little bit about Baela and what she was doing this past year (her first in high school) from your earlier conversation.
Helaena tells you how fulfilling it has been to work for Habitat for Humanity and how she really loves working with a nonprofit. She also met a really cute guy on her last project and they’re planning to meet up later in the summer. You squeeze her hand tell her how happy you are for her.
“Well, what about you?” Helaena smiles, “Has Aemond finally asked you out yet?”
“Aemond?” you question, “What do you mean?”
“Yeah, dude, I think you mean Jace,” Baela states, “I mean there is a vibe there.”
“I definitely thought you were gonna hook up with Aegon,” Rhaena shrugs, “Still think it.��
You look between the three girls in confusion, “Wait, what?”
They stare at you, almost incredulous.
“Y/N,” Helaena speaks slowly, as if you are a total moron, “You have to know all three of them like you.”
You roll your eyes, “Well, duh, we’re friends! We’ve known each other forever!”
“No,” she smacks your hand, making you whine, “Like you, like you! They all do!”
“What, no way,” you laugh at the absurdity of what she’s saying, “You guys are nuts! Why would all three of them like me?”
“Oh my God, how can one person be so oblivious,” Baela cries out, “Y/N, babe, you’re gorgeous, funny, a really good person. Who wouldn’t like you?”
“First, I love you for saying that,” you smile at her, “But second, I really think you guys are reading into stuff too much. They’re three really attractive guys, they’re probably super popular at their schools!”
“They are literally all over you all the time!” Rhaena all but yells at you, “For fuck’s sake, Y/N!”
“Language,” Helaena chides.
As you finish your dinner and walk back to the park, you can’t help but think about what the girls said to you. Could one of the guys actually like you? You enter the park, deep in thought, and almost trip and fall onto Aegon, who is sitting on the ground.
“Whoa, falling for me already, Y/N?” he winks, standing up to grab and steady you.
You smack his hand away playfully and glance around, realizing you’ve reached where the boys have staked out a place to watch the Paint the Night parade. Luke, using Daemon’s credit card of course, has bought you all the cheesy paint brushes that light up in time with the parade. How Daemon still allows this child to run wild with his credit card is beyond you.
“Did you see Mom and Daemon?” Joff asks innocently.
You and Helaena look at each other and immediately burst into laughter. The boys, Baela, and Rhaena look at you in confusion.
“What’s so funny?” Daeron asks, mouth full of a Mickey ice cream bar.
“Nothing, not a thing,” you snicker, Helaena nudging you to stop but giggling herself.
You take a seat on the ground between Aegon and Aemond. You’re crushed between the two blonds, the parade viewing area now quickly filling up. Aemond offers you a bottle of water, which you take gratefully. Yes, he is definitely the mom friend.
When the parade starts, you’re completely enraptured by how gorgeous it is. It’s so bright and cute and just really fun! The Peter Pan float goes by first and you all go crazy waving your paintbrushes. When the Cars float passes by, you, Aegon, Aemond, and Luke turn to smirk at Jace, who pretends he can’t see you.
As the parade winds down, you rest your hands beside you, leaning back on them. You feel Aegon place his hand on top of yours. You turn to him and he simply winks before turning to look at the last couple of floats.
On your other side, Aemond has placed his hand close to yours. He inches it closer and gently touches his pinky to yours. When you turn to look at him, he refuses to meet your gaze, instead looking straight ahead. His cheeks do look a bit red, though.
You find yourself wondering if the girls were onto something.
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National Targaryen's Family Vacation: Chapter Four (Jace, Aegon, Aemond x Reader)
Jace girlies, you are about to be FED 💓
Summary: All you wanted is to go to Avengers Campus and meet America's Ass. Also, Jace's phone goes off, you guess?
Word Count: 3,337
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: references to sexual situations, references to drinking, profanity, innuendo, very suggestive material
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the House of The Dragon/Fire & Blood characters nor do I claim to own them.
Tag List (comment if you wish to be added/removed): @chevelledahuman @smileykiddie08 @ticci-isaack @zephyrinethedruid @julessworldd @bytchis-world
Your little group walks down Buena Vista Street, excitedly chatting about what a cool ride Radiator Springs Racers is and how excited you are to ride it. Carsland is totally immersive, Luke informs all of you, and you can get pictures with Lightning McQueen.
“Oh wooooow,” Jace replies, imitating Owen Wilson.
You all roll your eyes at him but laugh. It was a pretty spot on imitation, you can't lie. You’re tempted to make him say “ka-chow, I am speed”, but decide to not completely humiliate the poor boy.
“Oh, guys, can we stop here?” you ask, passing by one of the larger gift shops, “I wanna get Minnie ears!”
The boys agree and soon, you enter the store. Aegon moves to look at some tee-shirts and a group of three or four twenty-somethings move to stand near him, giggling. He smirks and introduces himself. You feel a weird pit in your stomach. But it’s just Aegon. You can’t possibly be jealous. Why would you be? He’s your friend. You stupid, perpetually horny, unreasonably attractive friend. Okay, where the fuck did that last part come from? You watch for a moment longer as he harmlessly flirts with the girls before Aemond senses your annoyance and points out the area with Minnie ears and other accessories.
You find yourself in front of a mirror, trying on different ears, Aemond judging them for you. He visibly cringes when you reach for a pair that look like two donuts are sitting on your head. You think it looks cute, granted in kind of a childish way, but still cute. Aemond disagrees entirely, especially when you place them on your head.
“Those are so ugly,” he laughs, grabbing them off your head despite your protests, “Y/N, please, for the love of all that is holy, no. Just get the classic ones. Or,” he grabs a pair that aren’t ears exactly, but rather a miniature tiara with pretty pink gemstones shaped like Minnie Mouse; he places it on your head gently, “This suits you.”
You look at yourself in the mirror, appraising the tiara. Aemond is right, this is super cute. And it doesn’t give you a headache like the regular ears. You miss the way he watches your reflection in the mirror, his gaze soft and tender.
“Yeah, I’m gonna get this one,” you nod, only to have the tiara swiped out of your hands by Jace, “Dude! What the actual fuck?”
“Pink really isn’t his color, not sure what he’s thinking,” Aemond mutters to you, making you laugh.
You two move over to look at sunglasses and you place a pair of Mickey Mouse shaped ones on Aemond, a pair that would look hideous on anyone else but he manages to make them barely tolerable, “Oooh, this is very sexy, I like. A man of fashion, truly. Really gives you a broody and mysterious vibe, but at the same time says, I embrace my inner child.”
He scoffs at you, placing a Goofy hat on your head, “Here. Suits you, truly.”
“Rude,” you slap his hand gently and pull off the hat as he chuckles at your expense, “You messed up my hair!”
A moment later, Jace returns with a grand flourish of his hand, “M’lady.”
You look at him and see he is holding the tiara you had tried on moments earlier. He notices the price tag is still on and pulls it off before he places the accessory on your head, much like Aemond had, grinning.
“There," he rests his head on your shoulder, both of you staring at your reflection in the mirror, "You look just like a princess.”
You shake your head and turn to face him, “Jace, this was like, fifty bucks-"
He shushes you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and pressing a quick kiss to your temple, “Anything for my best girl.”
“It’s too much,” you protest, pulling out your phone, “Let me Venmo you-”
He pulls out his phone and quickly taps a couple of buttons, “Too late. I blocked you. On Venmo, Zelle, and PayPal. Sucks to be you, I guess.”
You give him a half-hearted glare before sighing and looking at your reflection in the mirror again, admiring your new accessory, “I do love it. Thank you, Jacey.”
He pulls you into a tight hug.
Dude? What the fuck? Aemond mouths at him, hands up in the air.
Sorry, Jace mouths back, lips pulled back in an awkward apologetic smile.
Nah, he’s not really sorry. No way.
Jace all but drags you out of the store as Luke sidles up to Aemond.
“All’s fair in love and war, my friend,” he pats Aemond on the shoulder sympathetically, “You snooze, you loose.”
Aemond shoots him an unimpressed look, “Luke, you’re twelve. Why are you acting like a the love guru?”
As Aemond leaves the store in a huff, Luke yells after him, “I’m fourteen, shit for brains!”
A bunch of parents turn and glare at the young teen, who smiles at them sheepishly. Aegon, who was still busy flirting with the girls over in the clothing section, starts cackling hysterically, having witnessed the whole thing. He says goodbye to his new friends and walks over to Luke, ruffling his hair proudly and leading him out of the store.
“Nice tiara, Princess,” he comments, seeing it for the first time, “Very fitting.”
You give him an exaggerated curtsy, making everyone laugh, before commenting, “Where are your new besties?”
“Ooh, someone’s jeeeeaaaaalous,” he teases, making you roll your eyes.
“Whatever, Carsland please.”
As you enter Carsland, you hear “Life is a Highway” by Rascal Flatts playing. You hear Jace humming along and raise your eyebrows.
“You are so fucking obsessed with this movie,” you realize, recalling his Owen Wilson impersonation, “I thought you said it's dumb!”
He blushes, caught in his lie, “It’s funny, okay! Sure, the second one is really bad, but the third one-“
“I’m sorry, you’ve seen all three of them?” you question, covering your mouth to hold back a laugh, “Oh my God, you’re one of them! One of those psycho Cars fans, I’m so totally in shock right now!”
The tips of his ears are bright red at this point and he notices Aemond, Aegon, and Luke chuckling at his expense, “They’re race cars! They’re cool! It’s not like I said the ‘Planes’ spinoff is my favorite-”
He realizes he has just dug himself further into the hole that was opened with his Owen Wilson impersonation.
You all bite back your laughter and you are the one to speak, “I’m sorry, is there a Cars cinematic universe that we should be aware of? Is there a movie about boats too?”
Jace pouts and gently pinches your side, making you jump away from him, laughing. You and the boys approach the Lightning Lane line and Aemond skillfully scans each of your tickets from the app. You all enter the queue and see that even with Lightning Lane, you’ll probably be here for another thirty minutes.
“Let’s mobile order our food,” you suggest, “So that we can eat as soon as we’re done here.”
The boys agree and Aemond offers, “Lunch is on me. I’ll order everyone’s so it’s all ready at once. Just check the menu for Flo's on the app and let me know what you want.”
Jace asks for a Coke and a Ka-Cheeseburger, ignoring your amused glance when he calls it by its actual name on the menu. Aegon wants a cheeseburger as well and asks Aemond for a Brakelight IPA. He gives his older brother an extremely judgmental look before sighing and nodding. You tell Aemond what you would like, and finally, it’s Luke’s turn.
“Can you get me,” he taps his chin, as if in deep thought, “The Flo’s Famous Fried Chicken, Flo’s Classic Shake in a Souvenir Glass, chocolate please, and the Cruz Ramirez straw clip?”
If Aemond was unimpressed before, you have no idea to describe what he is now at the idea of paying over forty dollars for Luke's order, “Anything else, Lucerys? A bottle of Dom Perignon, perhaps? A freshwater lobster tail?”
“Now that you mention it-“
“Does anyone have ‘Heads Up’ on their phone?” you interrupt their bickering, “You know, that game from ‘Ellen’?”
Aegon says that he does, opening the app and handing it to you, “Good idea, we’re gonna be stuck here a while.”
Aemond finishes the order and soon, you are all ready to play. You decide to be the one who holds the phone first. You all decide on the blockbuster movies deck. You hold Aegon’s phone in front of your forehead, ready to win this shit.
The game has started and the boys all start talking at once.
“Iceberg!” “Leo dies!” “Kate Winslet’s tits!” “I don’t know this movie. It's old. Like Mom old.”
Aemond, Jace, Aegon, and Luke’s responses are very telling, respectively.
“Titanic!” you say, flipping the phone up.
“Time travel! Delorean!” “Old guy! Michael J Fox's mom tries to fuck him!” “Oh, shit, I don’t think I’ve seen this, but that mom thing sounds interesting.” “Me either, dude.”
You pause for a minute before guessing, “Back to the Future?”
Aemond and Jace nod excitedly.
“We’re gonna need a bigger-“
“Jaws,” you cut Aemond off before he can finish, making him grin.
“Skip, skip again,” the boys insist at the next two movies.
“Uh, Tom Hardy, JGL,” Jace pauses, “Leo might have died? We don’t know for sure-“
“Inception!”
The boys all begin singing a God-awful rendition of ‘Let it Go’, making you scream “Frozen” as fast as possible if only to shut them up.
Once your turn is up, you have a pretty high score and it appears, you only missed the two the boys made you skip - “Speed” and “Avatar”.
Okay, "Avatar"? Sure, but “Speed”? One of them has to have seen it. It has Keanu Reeves in it, for fuck's sake.
You play a few more rounds and soon enough, it’s time to go on the ride. You sit between Luke and Jace, climbing in after Luke. Jace enters the car after you, his hand “accidentally” grazing your chest as he puts on his seatbelt.
“Sorry,” he whispers.
“It’s fine,” you respond, feeling yourself blush ever so slightly.
The exchange goes unnoticed by Luke but not by Aegon and Aemond who are seated directly behind you two and saw the whole thing. They glance at each other before shooting Jace a dirty look, on the same side for now in this ongoing saga. The ride starts with a jolt and you’re off. Luke was right, it is incredibly immersive. The initial part of it is slow and all about world building. You love the area with the waterfall, mumbling as much to Jace about how pretty it is.
If you were able to stop rambling about how talented the imagineers who made it are for two seconds, you would realize he is looking nowhere near the waterfall, only at you as he responds, “Yeah. Beautiful.”
Aegon pretends to gag, making Aemond bite his tongue to keep himself from laughing.
When the actual race part of the ride begins, you put your tiara in the pouch in front of you, asking Jace to remind you to pick it up. You couldn’t bear it if you lost his sweet gift. He nods, squeezing your hand softly and assuring you that he’ll remind you. You smile at him thankfully.
—-
At Flo’s V8 Cafe, the five of you sit in a cozy diner-like booth, scarfing down your lunch as Aemond chooses your next Lightning Lane. You are seated between him and Jace, Aegon and Luke across from you. Aemond offers Guardians of the Galaxy, Goofy’s Sky School, Monster’s Inc, Soarin’ Over California, and Web Slingers as options for your next attraction.
“Let’s do one of the Marvel ones,” you suggest, resting your chin on his shoulder to look at his phone, “We haven’t gone to Avengers Campus yet.”
He agrees and quickly books one for Guardians, which is available immediately, and so is able to book a second for Web Slingers, smiling at you when he is finished, “Done.”
“Thanks for the Lightning Lane, Aemond,” Luke smiles cheekily, “And my Cruz Ramirez straw clip.”
“Mom’s gonna throw it away,” Jace tells him, “You wasted Aemond’s money.”
“He has enough of it,” Luke shrugs, chowing down on his fried chicken with ferocity only a teenage boy can have.
After finishing your meal, and in Aegon’s case, his second beer of the day before the clock strikes one pm, you are off to Avenger’s Campus. And if you thought Carsland was immersive? This was something else. It literally feels like you are living inside the MCU! As you walk past the Web Slingers building, you see Spider-Man on the roof, climbing and swinging from webs. You guys watch him for a minute before you see Captain America is doing a meet and greet. The guy, you assume, must look marginally like Chris Evans and therefore must be cute. After all, that is America's ass, right? You ask the boys if they want to get a picture with him. They agree and you join the queue, it being closed right after you. The character attendant announces that due to Captain Rogers needing to leave soon for a very important mission, it will be group photos only.
“Can you guys pretend we’re not together so I can get a solo picture?” you plead, turning to your friends, “You know I love Cap!”
The boys shrug, not really caring. All of that changes when you get to the front of the line. You are all pink cheeks and awkward laughs as the Captain America look-a-like asks you if you have seen any Hydra spies around campus. You shake your head and tell him that you have not and that he is your first stop on campus. He smiles, a pretty smile at that, and tells you he’s honored that he was your first mission. You giggle nervously, knowing full well that this isn’t actually Chris Evans. It’s fun to pretend it is though. At that moment, the Loki walk-around character passes by, and with the way it is at Disneyland, begins speaking to Captain America. They banter back and forth about the Battle of New York before you ask Loki if, as your favorite anti-hero, he’d be willing to join your photo in the spirit of banding against a common threat like Thanos. He winks at you and agrees, both characters extending their arms to you to take. Oh my God, middle school you would just about die right now.
“Oh, wait, we’re with her and it’s group pictures only, let’s just jump in,” Jace moves to stand between you and Captain America, “Guys, hurry up, come on!”
Aegon and runs and jumps between you and Loki, while Aemond moves to stand on Loki’s other side. Loki compliments his aesthetic sensibilities, making Aemond smirk and thank him. Luke stands on Captain America’s other side, excitedly telling him he was Team Cap in Civil War. You literally feel like murdering all of them except Luke, but smile for the photo.
While in line for Guardians of the Galaxy, you text the picture to Helaena, Baela, and Rhaena in your girls only group chat.
Y/N: I fucking hate your brothers guys, I was in a Steve/Loki sandwich and look what they did 😩
Baela: HAHA no because look at Luke, he’s just so happy to be there 🥺
Helaena: Aemond and Luke are the only ones not actively cockblocking you lol, Aegon and Jace are being little shits 😂
Rhaena: YOU’RE WEARING A SPIDER-MAN SHIRT GO MEET PETER Y/N YOU DUMB DUMB
Y/N: OKAY OKAY I WILL GEEZ! Do you guys wanna meet up after we’re done at Avengers Campus?
Baela: We’re all together having lunch right now so maybe we can meet up in an hour ish? 👀
Y/N: Sounds good! 🙏
Helaena: Love you babe! Don’t let them cockblock you with Spider-Man lol. But remember, it’s not really Tom or Andrew hehe 💓
Y/N: Love you more, and I won’t lmao ❤️❤️❤️
The five of you request to sit in the front row, a request the older female cast member readily obliges when Luke flashes her his signature puppy dog eyes. You all enter the elevator excitedly, Aegon, then Jace, then you followed by Aemond and then Luke who sit in the front as well but on the other side.
“What are we doing for our picture?” you question.
“Flash the camera,” Aegon suggests, winking at you, "Let us see your boobies."
You roll your eyes, “Oh my God, shut up. Go look at your friends from the store's boobies. Come on, guys.”
“Let’s do the Wakanda salute!” Jace suggests excitedly.
You all agree, despite Aemond pointing out this is Guardians of the Galaxy themed.
The ride begins and a shadowy projection of Rocket Raccoon plugs in Peter Quill’s Walkman. “I Want You Back” by Jackson 5 starts playing, and the next thing you know, you’re being dropped into the Collector’s Fortress.
——
“That ride was so fuckin’ dope!” Aegon states as you all enter the queue for Web Slingers, “And our picture was tight.”
“You didn’t even do the Wakanda salute,” Aemond protests, “You’re just smiling at the camera like an idiot!”
“I didn’t know they were taking it then!”
“For fuck’s sake, everyone started posing right then.”
You, Jace, and Luke laugh at their argument as you continue through the queue. Tom Holland shows up on the pre-ride screen and you immediately take a picture to send to the girls.
“He’s the worst Spider-Man,” Aemond states as though this is a fact of nature, “Tobey Maguire was the original. It was stupid to recast. Spider-Man 4's script was quite literally ready to go.”
“No way, Garfield was the best,” Jace insists, resting his chin on top of your head, hugging you from behind as he places your almost forgotten tiara back on your head, “When he came on the screen in our theater for ‘No Way Home’ people were screaming.”
“He is the cutest one,” you state before thanking Jace for putting the tiara back on.
Vaguely, you feel something rubbing against your backside and assume it’s his phone.
You turn to him, “I think your phone is going off.”
He frowns, looking down, his jaw dropping in horror as he moves away from you, “Oh shit, yup, yeah!”
You raise an eyebrow, “Okay. That’s a weird reaction.”
Aemond and Aegon look at him amused. They can tell what just happened. He absolutely got a hard-on when he hugged you and was rubbing up against your ass.
“You are such a virgin,” Aegon mumbles to him, too low for you to hear.
“Shut the fuck up,” Jace snaps.
You sit between Luke and Jace again, hearing Aegon and Aemond bickering on the other side of the vehicle.
“Another shooting game, big brother, you’ll like this, won’t you?”
“Shut the fuck up, Aemond, I’m sorry you’re a virgin too.”
“Who said I’m a fucking virgin?”
“Your face! And the fact that you're so fucking uptight-”
You turn to Jace and whisper lowly, “Does he just like assume everyone other than him is a virgin?”
Jace snickers and nods, “Pretty much.”
As the ride vehicle begins to move and Peter Parker instructs you on what to do, you hear Jace yawn loudly, and then feel an arm go around your back.
Did he just do the move on you?
You turn to face him and he is already looking at you, his eyes gentle, almost drowsy as he stares into yours. You avert your gaze and lean back into his arm.
For this one short moment you’d let yourself be free of your worries. You’d let Jace wrap his arm around you like you’re a little more than friends.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Helaena's SMUT Ending (Helaena x Reader)
A/N: helaena's arc until the sequel is complete im cryin in the club rn
Summary: Helaena is way friskier than you ever gave her credit for.
Word Count: 1,193
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: sex sex sex NSFWWWW, face sitting, fingering, mischief
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Helaena is way frisker than you ever gave her credit for. And you absolutely adore it.
As you drive back to your apartment from Disneyland, with her in the passenger seat, she decides to be cute and put her hand on your thigh. At first, it seems completely innocent. She’s just laying her head on your shoulder and playing with your hair.
And then she tries to slide her hand inside your underwear. You nearly slam on the brakes but manage to keep going.
“Hel, what the fuck are you doing?” you bite back something between a laugh and a moan and she pushes two fingers inside you.
“I’m just taking care of my girlfriend,” she says, smiling at you innocently, curving her fingers as she begins pumping her fingers in and out of you, “Come on, Y/N, let me take care of you.”
“You’re gonna take care of me right into jail or a car accident,” you retort, realizing you’re swerving a bit as you drive, “Helaena motherfucking Targaryen, I swear-”
And then, you see the red and blue lights. You give Helaena a dirty look and pull over. She bursts into giggles as you roll down the window.
“Good evening, Officer,” you smile at the cop as sweetly as possible, “What seems to be the trouble?”
The cop looks between you and Helaena, “Miss, you were swerving quite a bit, have you been drinking tonight?”
Helaena speaks up, “I’m sorry, Officer, it’s totally my fault! I dropped my scrunchie in her lap and tried to grab it and startled her.”
She even gestures to the scrunchie on her wrist. Damn, this girl is smooth.
The officer nods in understanding turning to you, “Well, you definitely seem sober, but please be more careful, girls.”
You nod, “Yes, Officer, I’m sorry about that!”
He smiles at the two of you, “Get home safe.”
When he leaves, you turn to Helaena, “You are a menace.”
She bursts into laughter again, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” she very dramatically puts her hands under her thighs, “Hands to myself the rest of the ride, I swear!”
You snort out a laugh at that, “Yeah, you better swear.”
“I swear on Aegon’s life-”
You give her a look and laugh, “You’re awful!”
Helaena giggles, poking your cheek, “But you love me,” she looks at her hand that she’s moved, “Oh no, Aeg’s gonna die.”
You look at each other and start cackling. You get back onto the main road and start driving to your apartment again.
You get there without any more shenanigans from your best friend turned girlfriend, surprisingly. When you get out of the car, both of you grab your bags.
“It’s Helaena and Y/N sleepover time,” Helaena sings out, “Except with, like, sexy times.”
You smack her on her butt, making her yelp, “Wait until we’re in private before saying shit like that!”
She gives you a look, “Very homophobic of you!”
“…We’re gay, you idiot!”
She sighs dramatically, “Well, it’s your internalized homophobia that’s making you lash out at me when I’m just trying to loooove on my girlfriend.”
You shake your head, “You are a horny little menace.”
Helaena snickers as you enter the elevator and ride up to your apartment. When you get there, she literally jumps on your back.
“Away to our royal chambers, girlfriend! Let the bedding ceremony commence!”
“Oh my gods,” you laugh, “You are too much.”
When you manage to unlock the door, Helaena immediately pushes you up against the door and starts grabbing at your clothes.
“Helaena,” you laugh, wrapping your arms around her and kissing her, “Seven hells, calm down! Let’s go slow.”
She pouts, wrapping her arms around your neck, “Fine, fine. Sorry, it’s just I’ve been waiting for this since, I dunno… Middle school.”
“Was I your gay awakening?”
“Oh, hell yeah,” she grins, “Was I yours?”
You rest your forehead against hers, “Obviously.”
She presses her lips against yours, much more gently now. Her lips are soft and feel like heaven against yours. You open your mouth without any prompting and let her deepen the kiss, her tongue moving against yours. Her hands move to squeeze your ass while you move your hands to cup her breasts. She moans into your mouth.
Suddenly, you realize something, moving away, “Dude, I don’t have a strap.”
“Shit,” she mumbles, “I don’t either,” she pauses for a second, “Oral?”
“Oral,” you affirm.
“We’re definitely going shopping tomorrow,” Helaena giggles into your mouth before pulling you over to the bed, shoving you down.
For a relatively average sized girl, she’s weirdly strong. But it’s definitely hot.
She moves to start pulling off your shorts, but you shake your head, “Come sit on my face, Princess.”
Her eyes widen, “R-really?”
You nod, gripping her hips, “Yeah.”
She hops off of you for a minute and quickly gets rid of her clothes. She’s never been one to wear bras, so she’s only in her pretty white panties, which she pulls down, looking you in the eyes all the while. She grins.
“You have to get naked for me too, my love.”
You roll your eyes, “I believe only my tongue is required for this particular activity.”
She pouts, “Y/N, please? I wanna see you.”
You let out a melodramatic sigh and laugh softly, “Okay.”
You sit up and get undressed as well. She moves over to straddle you on the bed, the two of you just looking at each other for a minute.
“You’re so beautiful, Hel,” you whisper, stroking her cheek with your thumb.
She leans into your touch, “So are you, Y/N.”
You lie back and she moves so that her thighs are beside your face. You grin up at her and she blushes a little.
“Oh, we feeling shy now, Princess?”
She rolls her eyes, “Shut the fu- OH.”
She lets out a low moan as you move your hands to grab her hips and lick a long stripe up her pussy.
“Y/N, oh my gods…”
You’re too busy tasting her, lapping at her wet folds to respond. She tastes sweet and just a little tangy. It’s your first time going down on a girl, but you know it’s not going to be your last. She moves her hands to grip on your headboard as she slowly starts moving her hips in tandem with your mouth. She lets out a low moan when you move your hands to squeeze her ass, pulling her even closer to you.
“Y/N, please, holy shit…”
Your eyes meet hers as you keep going, moving one of your hands from her ass to rub at her clit. She nearly shrieks your name as you keep licking at her. And then, she’s spilling herself on your mouth.
She slumps down in the bed beside you, a panting sweaty mess. You turn and look at her.
“How was that?”
Helaena immediately leans over and kisses you, tasting herself on your mouth. You both look at each other for a long moment.
“I love you, Y/N. Love of my life.”
“I love you too, Hel. My princess.”
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Polycule Ending (Aegon/Aemond/Helaena/Jace x Reader)
A/N: IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONGDFALJKDSGNLAKDSFGLSGJSGOJRIGJRGPEIJAGR
Summary: A conversation with an unlikely person helps you realize that you can have everything you ever wanted. And that it's okay to want that.
Word Count: 1,651
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: profanity, innuendo
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You wake up next to Jace and can’t help but smile when you hear him snoring. Even though it’s absolutely awful, he’s still adorable. You turn to your side and see Aegon, curled up in fetal position, wrapped in his comforter like a little burrito.
You slide out of bed, careful not to wake either of them. You pass by Aemond, sprawled across the sofa bed on his stomach. He’s far too tall for it, his leg is hanging off and so is half of the blanket. You sigh and grab the extra blanket from the closet and drape it over him.
And when you get in the bedroom, you see Helaena. She’s mumbling something in her sleep, of course, her hair a total wreck. She mumbles something about flowers or dragons, you can’t really tell what. You shake your head, holding back a laugh as you get in the shower and get ready for your last day of the trip.
When you get out, everyone is still asleep. You got up a bit too early, it would seem, so you go down to the lobby to take a walk and clear your head. Surprisingly, you run into none other than Daemon. He’s in the lobby, on the phone. You assume it’s a business call and that he didn’t want to wake the others up, so he brought his phone down. He waves you over, silently asking you to take a seat on the sofa opposite him.
You do so, greeting him when he hangs up, “Hey, Uncle Daemon. What’s up?”
“Y/N,” he smiles at you, his expression not nearly as mocking as usual,  “I know that the last few days have probably been a bit confusing more you,” he pauses, “Aemond mentioned you said you were going to decide today. Who you wish to be with. But you seem troubled.”
“Because I am,” you admit, “I love them. All of them. And I know that’s probably not, like, allowed or whatever-”
He interrupts you, “Y/N, normal is, forgive the cliche, vastly overrated.”
You laugh, “Did you just quote Halloweentown to me?”
“If it fits,” Daemon shrugs, “But, Y/N, you are a very loving girl. You always have been. Unless someone gives you reason not to be, you’ve always treated everyone with an open heart. I think,” he grins at you, “I think you have enough love in your heart that you can very easily share it with all four of them. After all, look at Rhaenyra with me and Alicent.”
You realize the implication of what he’s saying, and your jaw drops, “Y’all are a throuple! I knew it!”
“Well, it’s a polyamorous relationship,” he explains to you, “Rhaenyra is with us both and loves us both. Alicent and I don’t have romantic feelings for each other, but we love each other as friends and family, very deeply. I think that with how much you love the kids and how much they love you, as well as caring for each other, that’s a very real option for you.”
“Aemond did kind of mention something like that,” you relent, “But won’t people think it’s weird?”
Daemon raises an eyebrow, “Now, I know that the girl I watched grow up, watched defend Jacaerys, Helaena, and Aemond with everything she has, did not just say she cares what some idiots on the street think of her.”
You smile at him, “Thanks, Daemon.”
“Anytime, darling,” he gets up, “I’m going to head back upstairs. I’ll see you lot at breakfast.”
When you get back upstairs, everyone is ready and waiting on the couch, watching Jace and Aegon’s telenovela. Aemond and Helaena are now thoroughly invested too.
Someone apparently just was framed for murder.
Aegon mutes it and grins when you enter, “Hey! We were wondering where you were!”
You look at the four of them and speak, quietly and hesitantly, “Um, can we talk before we head down?”
They look at each other and nod, concerned, and Helaena asks, “What’s wrong, sweetheart?”
“I,” you bite your lip, “I can’t choose any of you.”
They all look down at the floor, Jace mumbling, “Oh. Well, that’s okay-”
“Because I love all of you.”
All four whip their heads up to look at you, eyes wide.
“You do?” Aemond smiles, “You love us?”
You nod, “I dunno, I just had a really good talk with Daemon and he helped me see things a little more clearly and,” you pause, “I think, only if it’s okay with you guys, of course, I’d like to be with all of you.”
“Of course that’s okay,” Helaena squeals, running up and hugging you, “This is wonderful, Y/N, please don’t be so worried! I was hoping for this, honestly, because I didn’t want anyone hurt!”
You breathe out a sigh of relief, “Really?”
She nods, pecking your lips, “Yes! We were literally just talking about it!”
Jace nods, getting up and pulling you into a tight hug, “Yeah, babe, honestly? I think it’s fuckin’ weird, but we’re also very fuckin’ weird, so it totally tracks.”
You laugh, “Okay. Cool.”
Aemond comes to kiss you on the forehead, “Told you that you didn’t have to choose, didn’t I?”
You roll your eyes and elbow him, “Yes, Aemond, once again, Posh Harvard Boy was proven right. Congratulations.”
Aegon snickers, jumping up and pulling you into a tight hug, “Dude, I’m so fucking happy right now.”
“Me too,” you smile into his chest, “Okay, let’s go to breakfast. Apparently everyone or no one wins the bet.”
They snicker and you all head down in the elevator. Jace hesitantly takes your hand in his, you smile at him and squeeze it. He blushes bright red and looks away from you.
“Aw, look at Jace,” Helaena teases, “So cute.”
“Shut up,” he whines, making all of you laugh.
As you enter the quick service hall, hand in hand with Jace and now Helaena too, the rest of the family looks over at you. It would appear they’re trying to suss out who you’re dating. As if to confuse them even more, Aemond grabs you and plants a quick kiss on your lips, and Aegon slaps your ass, making you shriek.
“You asshole,” you whine, letting go of Jace’s hand to rub your poor butt, “That hurt!”
He giggles, “Sorry, Princess, you still love me though!”
“Against my better judgment,” you stick your tongue out at him, making the others laugh.
“It would appear that no one wins the bet,” Alicent smiles at all of you, “Though, it does make me happy to see all of you. Together and happy.”
“Actually,” Daemon interjects, “I win. I bet on this outcome.”
Alicent’s jaw drops, along with yours and everyone else’s except Nyra’s.
She sighs, “Everyone, give Daemon your money. He bet on a polycule.”
“WHAT THE FUCK, DAEMON?” Jace shrieks, earning the attention of everyone in the restaurant, “DUDE!”
Luke sighs, “Honestly, I didn’t know that was an option, or I would’ve bet on it too.”
“Same,” Daeron nods, “The vibe is there with all of them.”
You look around at your girlfriend and your three idiot boyfriends and find yourself agreeing with Daeron, “It is, isn’t it?”
After breakfast, you all head into the park and have an amazing day together. From heading to Avengers Campus with Jace (and of course, kissing for your Guardians ride picture while everyone points at the two of you), to meeting the princesses again, Aegon dragging you into the Han and Leia hallway, getting Aemond to finally try a turkey leg (and have him immediately spit it out and start cursing theme park food), cute pictures in front of the castle… It’s a dream come true.
When the fireworks are about to start, you stand, surrounded by the four people you love most. You turn to Helaena and quickly pull her into a quick but sweet kiss. She giggles against you.
“What was that for?”
“Just kissing my gorgeous girlfriend,” you shrug, “That’s allowed, right?”
She nods, kissing you again. You feel a tug on your sleeve and turn to see Aegon, staring at you expectantly.
“Yeah, hi, my lips are kind of cold, can you warm them up?”
You laugh at the exceedingly fake innocent expression he’s giving you, “Oh, really?”
“His lips are turning blue, Y/N,” Jace nods, “I think he needs you.”
You slap Jace’s arm before pulling Aegon close, “You’re dumb.”
You stand between Aemond and Jace when the fireworks finally begin. When “Kiss the Girl” starts playing, of course you lean your head against Jace, and he wraps his arm around you.
“I love you,” he whispers, “So much.”
“Love you,” you whisper back, pressing a quick kiss to his lips before turning to Aemond.
He takes your hand in his, kissing it softly, “I’m glad you chose as you did. We all love you very much, Y/N,” he pauses, turning to you as the show nears its end, “I love you.”
“I love you too, Aem,” you say as he bends down and gives you a quick kiss too.
The five of you cuddle together, watching as the fireworks come to an end, Helaena in front of you, leaning against you, Jace and Aemond at your side, and Aegon giving you a hug from the back.
You hear a loud gasp and all five of you turn to see Karen glaring at you, covering her kids’ eyes, “Shame on you!”
“Oh, fuck you, Karen!” you all flip her off and giggle to each other.
Because, really, it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks.
Like Daemon said, you have a lot of love to give. And your happily ever after may not be what people expect, but you can’t find it in you to care. It’s with the four people you love most and who love you back just as much.
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National Targaryens Family Vacation: Jace's SMUT Ending (Jace x Reader)
A/N: scandalizing the stanford residence halls since 2k22
Summary: The summer comes to an end and you and Jace have to say goodbye till Thanksgiving.
Word Count: 1,400
Inspiration Credit: @tinfairies
TW: NSFWWWW, smutty smut smut, fluff, Cregan getting mildly traumatized, p in v sex, fingering
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By the end of the summer, you and Jace are inseparable. Aegon, Aemond, and Helaena tease the two of you constantly since you aren’t able to stop cuddling up to each other or kissing or holding hands. Jace is, unsurprisingly, an amazing boyfriend and the most affectionate person on the planet.
So, when school starts up again, it’s no surprise that both of you are devastated. Granted, he’s only six hours away in Palo Alto, but it’s not close enough. Not nearly enough. You decide to help him drive his car back and that you’ll take a flight home from the San Jose airport after the fact. Just for a little more time together.
You drive the six hours together, swapping when one person gets too tired. You keep feeling Jace’s eyes on you as you drive, and it makes you smile.
“Jace? What is it?”
“Nothing,” he sighs slightly, moving some hair off of your face, “Just lookin’ at you.”
You turn and grin at him as you pull off the freeway near Stanford, “You’re so cute.”
“No, you’re cute,” he grins back, laughing, “I love you so much, babe.”
“I love you too.”
You pull up in front of the dorms and Jace looks at you for a long moment.
“Cregan doesn’t get back to campus till tomorrow.”
You raise an eyebrow, “Oh?”
“You could sleep over?” Jace looks at you hopefully, “I don’t wanna say goodbye yet…”
You think for a second. You were planning on going to your aunt’s, but this is too tempting.
“I… We won’t get in trouble?”
He shakes his head, “No one on my floor will tell on us. Y/N,” he holds your hand, “Please? I just…”
“Okay, Jace,” you kiss him softly, “I’ll stay the night.”
His face lights up and he hugs you tightly, “Sweet.”
You laugh and follow him inside the residence hall you picked him up from at the beginning of the summer and all of his little friends are gawking at the two of you, walking through the hallway, holding hands.
“YEAH, JACE!”
“WOOO, GET IT, KING!”
He blushes bright red and slams the door to his dorm shut. You can’t help but burst into laughter.
“Aww, is my cute wittle boyfriend embarrassed-”
Jace interrupts your teasing by nearly slamming his mouth on yours. He kisses you more passionately than you think he has this entire summer. When he finally pulls away, he grins at you.
“Looks like I finally found a way to get you to stop making fun of me.”
You pull him back to you and kiss along his jawline back to his lips before murmuring, “No, still gonna make fun of you. You’re too cute when you blush.”
He laughs and moves the two of you over to his tiny dorm room bed. It creaks slightly under the weight of two full-grown adults, but Jace doesn’t seem to care. He continues kissing you as he lays on top of you. He pulls away for a second to cup your face in his hands.
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve dreamt of this,” he says softly, “Me and you… Here like this… Man, I still feel like I’m dreaming right now.”
You smile up at him, “Well, if it’s a dream, then I don’t want us to ever wake up, Jacey.”
He chuckles and leans in again, moving his hands to pull off his shirt, revealing his toned abs, before he tugs at your tee-shirt dress. You sit up slightly and help him get it off of you. Jace just stares at you for a moment in awe, seeing you in your bra and panties. His hand traces the outline of your body.
“I’ve seen you in a bikini,” he says softly, “But this just feels like so much more…”
You giggle softly, “It’s different, I guess. The intimacy.”
He nods, kissing you again, “Yeah. You’re so right.”
Jace gets off of you for only a moment to pull off his pants and boxers. The two of you have been getting more and more physical all summer, so of course, you’ve seen his cock before, but it never ceases to impress you. You bite your lip slightly as he grins at you.
“Are you… Do you want to tonight…”
You nod eagerly, “Yeah. I want to go all the way tonight, Jace. Me and you.”
His smile is so wide you think his cheeks must be hurting as he moves back on top of you. Jace unhooks your bra and tosses it to the floor, after which you slide your panties down. He just stares at you for a long moment before kissing down your neck to your breasts.
“So beautiful,” he mumbles, “And all mine.”
“Possessive much?” you tease him, laughing when he pinches your side.
Jace teases your pussy with two of his fingers before pushing them inside of you, making you moan softly, “Fuck, Jace…”
He sets a steady pace, wanting to prep you for his cock. He moves his fingers in and out of you, knowing just how you like it after a whole summer of exploring each other. Of loving each other after all this time.
You feel your climax building and when it finally comes, it feels more intense than it ever has before. You know you have to be quiet, so you pull Jace down to kiss you when you feel yourself spilling around his fingers. He smiles into the kiss before pulling back.
“One sec, babe,” he says, quickly grabbing a condom and clumsily rolling it on, “Don’t be mad, I just wanted to be… Prepared?”
You hold back a laugh at what a dork he’s being and just pull him back to you.
“Not mad, just… I need you inside me. Like, right now.”
“And I need to be inside you,” he throws your words back at you teasingly, “Like, right now.”
Your giggle turns into a quiet groan as he pushes into you slowly. The stretch is uncomfortable at first, and Jace can tell, so he goes slowly before bottoming out inside of you. The two of you stay like that for a while, until the discomfort subsides into something akin to pleasure. You nod at him and he grins, knowing that you’re ready. He pulls out slightly before pushing back into you, filling you up perfectly. You slap your hand over your mouth when you feel yourself about to squeal his name. This is a college dorm, you’re not about to traumatize some poor RA or freshman virgin. Jace snickers at the sight of you doing that, but as he continues, he finds himself unable to control his own moans. You smirk up at him.
“Yeah, not so funny now, is it?”
He rolls his eyes and leans down to press a kiss to your shoulder as he continues thrusting into you, “Fuck… Babe… Are you almost there?”
You nod, “Yeah, I’m-”
Almost as soon as you speak, you feel yourself squeezing even tighter around him as you try to meet his thrusts with your hips. And then, you feel the most mind-blowing pleasure you’ve felt in your entire life as you let out a low whine of his name.
Jace’s bites down on your shoulder slightly as his hips slow their movements against yours, signifying that he too has reached his peak.
He lays on top of you, just staying inside you for a moment longer, before he finally rolls off, tossing the used condom in the trashcan by his desk. He rests his head on your chest, the two of you breathless and completely satisfied.
“I’m gonna miss you.”
You turn and smile at him, “Thanksgiving’s only a couple of months away.”
“I know, but… I just love you so much. Can we try to meet in Fresno or something like once a month?”
You laugh and nod, “Okay. We can do that.”
He grins widely before attacking your neck with kisses, making you giggle. Then, the door opens and Cregan is standing there, his jaw hanging open.
You give him an awkward wave and he gives one back to you before shaking his head, “Yeah, I’ll just… Give you guys a minute?”
He closes the door and you and Jace burst into hysterical laughter.
Yeah, his res hall will definitely be talking about this for a while.
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