the vision wouldn’t leave me alone
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I learned today in class that a sign of low calcium (hypocalcemia) is anxiety, so next time I'm having a panic attack I'm just going to eat some string cheese and hope for the best
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he lived, served cunt, died, and then served cunt even harder
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and one day there's going to be a bronze statue unveiled at bafta hq and decades from now people will see it and be like oh david tennant was he nominated a bunch of times nice but someone will have to explain to them that it's bc he brought in record viewers in 2024 bc of his iconic role as a sopping wet paper bag quivering chihuahua demon in a 6000 year slow burn with a cunty ass angel, and he had the public in a chokehold bc he and his co-star refused to let go of the bit for a single second. oh and the statue is him in the kilt
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Nurse!Yuu: (sighs and takes a drink)
Jade: Hard day?
Nurse!Yuu: Don't pretend to care J. I just imagined what my future will be like with your brother constantly in it.
Jade: Is that so bad?
Nurse!Yuu: I'm at least half sure your family is in organized crime. That means he will drag me into it. When I start my own practice I don't want him dragging bodies in or patching up his bullet wounds
Writer!Yuu: (spying and taking notes) That would be so romantic and hot. I gotta include that in the next chapter.
Jade!Yuu: (picking up the broom) What did Azul say about you eavesdropping?
Writer!Yuu: (running) Not the broom!
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(I may have to make a specific tag for these frogs comics later)
The dialogue is from a convo a friend's friend had with their bf
My friend told me it was peak nurseydex, and tbh she was RIGHT
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Whopper whopper whopper whopper
Ding ding! New message incoming!
Running after an "unhealthy" lunch seems like a good way to get rid of the excessive calories.
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