#o: Sven (Real Canon)

[sadserotonin]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder: SB August, canon Nils and RC Sven

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANY OF THEM. But if I must it's going to be SB August, sorry boo you're truly the best of us for putting up with the shit that you do but you're also directly the reason my problematic fav SB Charlie ends up in prison and Jensen's ENTIRE life breaks so...

ANYWAY CANON NILS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE, THE UNPROBLEMATIC FAV, MY PUREST OF BOIS, MY TRUE SUNSHINE HUSBAND, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH HIM, CERTAINLY NOT THIS MEME, I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR HIM ANY DAY DONE DEAL.

And you BET I'm gonna fuck my real canon husband are you kidding me? RC Sven is arguably one of the SEXIEST Sven's to me because he's the ideal husband and father. Me laying down and opening my legs to him shamelessly for being the suburban dad dream goODBYE.

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Hello there people! (and also anonymous ppl)

I am Cherry! And welcome to my blog! :D

I am a brazilian autistic aromantic 16 years old gal who loves to draw stuff! My favorite stuff to draw and create is shipping, fanchildren and also OCs! I also love mixing my AUs!

My fandoms are:

• Bugbo (mainly about Veneloppe, my Bugjoe fankid);

• asdfmovie (also about fanchildren, their names are Danídia/Bomb Daughter, David/Heart Son and Stephan/Steph! I call their AU "asdf fankids");

• Eddsworld (I have 4 AUs: Cassworld, Dream AU, Lost Hope AU and The Dumped Child AU, more info about then soon!);

• Henry Stickmin (my main AU is about fanchildren, called "Experiencing the Next Generation", again, more info soon!);

• Friday Night Funkin' in general (my AU is "Saturday Night Singin');

• Dave and Bambi (my main AU is Forgotten Failures and also some fanchildren).

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I will be also using tags on my posts! Here they are:

#cherry talks - for rants, vents, answering asks, etc;

#experiencing the next generation - for my THSC Fanchildren AU;

#eleonor's educational playtime or #eleonors educational playtime - for my Dave x Muko fanchild called Eleonor;

#cassworld, #dream au, #the dumped child au, #lost hope au or #dad tord and little ricky - for my Eddsworld AUs;

#asdf fankids - for my asdfmovie AU;

#cherryverse - for my AUs in general;

#cherries art stuff - for arts in general.

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DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT:

• Proshippers/Comshippers;

• You attack people because of harmless shipping;

• MAP/Pedophiles (I am a fucking MINOR.);

• Dreamsexuals, Plantsexuals or any of those fucked up sexualities (ew.);

• You ship Henry x Ellie/Ellry or Henry x Dr. Vinschpinsilstien (depends of your actions! If you don't attack people who don't ship those, then it's fine);

• You ship TomEdd/EddTom/Tom x Edd (I don't want u near me, UNLESS you respect TomTord shippers and don't attack them or complain about the fandom all the time);

• You call 2004 Tord "Teen/Teenage/Highschool Tord", go away. (this makes me really uncomfortable, please don't connect the characters age to the real people age please???? they literally have vague age);

• You think the DnB devs are uncomfortable with shipping (Rapparep and Moldy created Dave and Bambi and are fine with it, C O P E.);

• You think or agree that TomTord is a pRoShIp (it's NOT. get over it :3/i am not a huge fan of it but i respect all txt shippers and also their ship!!);

• You're an asshole in general.

I will maybe add more if I remember or something lol

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Here is some of my ships!

• Henry x Charles/Stickvin - Charles x Ellie/Rosevin - Ellie x Dr. Vinschpinsilstien - Burt x Sven/Curtisson - RHM x Reginald/Copperright - GayJoke ("hey, you know who's gay? Us" from asdfmovie) - Taconet ("I'm gonna do an internet!" x "It's taco Tuesday!" from asdfmovie) - Dave x Bambi/Davembi - Dave x Muko/Daveko - Expunged x Bendu/Expendu - Pico x BF - Nene x GF - Bugbo x Gradient Joe - some OC x canon maybe (mostly 2004 Tord x OC Ig).

I have more ships but I'm not listing allat 😂

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Refs of my OCs/Fanchildren! (In case you wanna do fanart or whatever):

• Ricky / David/Heart Son and Danídia/Bomb Daughter / Stephan/Steph / Veneloppe / Cherry (Eddsworld OC) (more soon!)

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Enjoy your stay! 🌸

(really hope i wrote everything right, my english is not the best lol)

[annaofthenorthernlights]

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thanks @annas-hair-donut for tagging me!

Agreeing with you, taking a little break from all the smut after Frozen Smut Week... (cough, cough...) does me good, too... lol

So, this week, I´d like to share another snippet from my kristanna long-fic WIP "Love can see beyond" (the sequel to Love can see the good on AO3), a canon verse compliant post Frozen 2 fanfic.

Background: Kristoff is crowned King alongside Queen Anna of Arendelle, and right now the married royal couple spends some time abroad icognito (for the time being)... and this fic is going to be a crossover... Note: This snippet is not edited yet... (please, forgive grammar and spelling mistakes...) but a huge thank you @hiptoff who has beta-read this passage a pretty while ago already!

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Gerda had served them a hearty breakfast when Kai announced that he had received the full list of guests so that the royal couple could prepare themselves for the banquet. All those names, titles, noble houses, and then sorting kingdoms and stately connections. Kristoff groaned by the mere thought of the lesson he would receive from the senior Steward later the day. But then, who else could explain all those things better to them than Kai. And so, the young king sighed, dutifully acknowledging the awaiting task.

Only half an hour later they headed down the servants´ staircase and casually walked around the castle gardens and towards the stables. Kristoff smiled to himself. He liked that incognito disguise and tugged at his comfy vest and adjusted his sash, while Anna looked around and marvelled at the variety of flowers around her. It was truly a beautiful parc, Kristoff had to admit, too.

The two reindeers greeted their friends with a happy snort, raising their heads from the last bit of hay that lingered on the ground. Anna went to gather more from the stuck in the adjoined barn and Kristoff started mocking out the stable ground.

Soon, they were done and led the animals out of the stall to give them the opportunity to move about.

“What about we head down to the beach? I am sure there are not many people, and we could let Sven and Fiona run a bit?” Anna pointed towards the path which led away from the stables down to the shore.

“That´s a great idea.” Kristoff smiled and then helped Anna mount Fiona before he swung himself on Sven´s back. He begun to enjoy his time here more and more.

They rode down the path and some people who walked by turned their heads upon the unusual sight of those animals with antlers, and who was riding them? Kristoff and Anna smiled at the passers-by and kept going without another word than good day and hello. It was so easy and made them feel so free.

Once down on sandy ground, Kristoff turned to Anna and grinned, “fancy a little galop?”

“You mean a race?” Anna grinned back.

“No, just a galop.” Kristoff shook his head.

“And I call it a race.” Anna laughed and clicked her tongue on which Fiona snorted happily and set into a cant along the lagune. It was simply wonderful, only that they left the man and reindeer behind them completely flabbergasted.

“Come on, Sven, you would not have your lady running off, will you?” Kristoff laughed and Sven shook his head only to sprint after his friend. It was fun and it didn´t take long for them to catch up and the four enjoyed themselves immensely while galloping close to the water gushing in on the animals´ feet. Anna squealed and reached out so Kristoff could take her hand. She felt more than happy. This was fantastic since they had not such a beach to run like this in Arendelle.

They let the reindeers slow down after a while and caught their breaths, too. But both laughed and their faces glowed from all the joy. Sven and Fiona snorted contentedly and trotted peacefully along the sand now. Anna looked around, breathed in the fresh air and let out a sigh of relief.

“I could get used to that.”

“No comment to that.” Kristoff glanced at her with a wink, and Anna playfully stuck out her tongue at him, “will you tease me now on every sentence I speak about that place?”

“No, Anna. It just sounded so fitting to what we talked about this morning.”

“See?!”

“Alright, alright, I surrender, and I am sorry. And you are right, this is really….”

“Hush!” Anna held up her hand and pulled at Fiona´s rein, staring with narrowed eyes further down the beach.

“What is it?” Kristoff followed her glance and then gasped just as astonished. They got down from the reindeers and led them behind the dunes and further down the beach hidden behind the sandy hills to get a closer look. They ducked behind a lager dune and left Sven and Fiona graze behind them, while the king and queen of Arendelle crawled up the dune from behind to peep over the top. They could hardly believe what they saw, but it was awesome. Kristoff glanced at Anna who stared with almost watering eyes. He knew what she must be thinking and whispered hoarsely, “it´s magic!”

“Yes!” Anna whispered back. “Look, she moves a bit like Elsa.”

“Yeah…” Kristoff stared ahead.

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Can you guess where they are and who might be the mysterious figure they have detected?

tagging (with noooo obligation) @firawren @true--north @thecassadilla @sidepartskinnyjeans

[thedangelos]

floodgates | dex, sven&lyla (real canon)

Dex had been the one to leave the backyard gate open. He argued senselessly with Sven about it because that was who he’d become in the weeks following his once fiancé’s passing, but the emotional burden that led to the mishap didn’t change the fact that it was all him. Still, he stuck to his guns because if he didn’t have this and he didn’t have the ability to be a strong father for his daughter at a trying time like this, then what did he have?

His hand was tight and unnaturally damp in Sven’s as he stalled for time, sitting right there in front of the daughter he made every last one of his choices for. “Ly, there’s no easy way to tell you this…” Dex cleared his throat and glanced at Sven once more for a support he knew would be there before he even looked. “But while you were at school…”

Sven spared his husband after the second throat closing pause, “Honey, Koda got out this afternoon.” He gave his daughter a moment to process the information before adding, “We’re lucky though, your dad got him microchipped when he was a puppy and we’ve already called the company so they’ll be able to track him down in no time.”

It wasn’t either dad before her that Sven was referring to and the realization made a five year old Lyla’s expression twist messily. “Koda’s my best friend,” she winced, looking between her only parents for answers as to how this was fair on top of everything else. “I need him. I…”

Dex began to stand, seeing the countdown timer on his child’s temperament plummet. He felt untethered the moment he let go of Sven’s hand, but he had to go to his daughter anyway- he had to. But Lyla felt crowded by his approach and the second he moved too close she let out a shriek turned to a sob.

“We’ll find him, Ly, don’t worry. He’ll be alright-“

“It was your job to protect him!” Lyla blindly aimed her words straight for her father’s chest in the same beat she aimed her fists. Dex’s attempts to gather her into his arms were successful but only by force.

“Lyla-“

“No!” The howl ripped from her small body as she felt the last connection to her blood slip away. “You said we were a family, you promised! You were supposed to protect him!”

Each muscle in Dex’s heart felt inflamed from the sharp accusations and in a moment of weakness he paid the price for loosening his grip. As one of Lyla’s deeply distraught fists came waywardly crashing into his nose, Dex hissed and released her immediately, falling out of his crouch and onto the floor behind him.

He registered his husband moving into their space then but he couldn’t hear a word from either of them, his ears abruptly ringing from either the tension or the blow. He couldn’t tell which it was as he scooted himself back until he could lean back against the sofa. The heat that had been pooled in his stomach from the moment he realized their dog was gone, had now traveled up his chest, drowned his throat and made its way to his eyes, harshening his breath and drawing his palms to his hair.

Feeling a small trickle run under his nose, Dex surrendered the situation as yet another that Sven could bring a solution to where he could not. If he couldn’t be the father that Lyla needed at that very moment and he had also left the gate open, then who was he? And what did he have?

What did he have?

[verannaca]

f2

Major Frozen 2 Spoilers Below!

You’d never be able to tell by reading this that I’m a whole-ass adult, AND a writer :’)

HERE’S SOME THOUGHT BLURBS

• Vuelie smacked with nostalgia holy sHIT • Pretty snowflakes proves this movie is Frozen • BABY ANNA • "wait, what?" • baby anna with attitude • snuggles • iduna/ERW has an amazing voice?? • "you'll be drowned" foreshadowing?? • Elsa freezes the railing and just awkwardly leaves it?? a queen • ANNNAAA • Anna and Olaf • Olaf being poetic?? • poor sweet anna isnt lonely anymore :') • SOOMMEE THINGS NEVER CHANGE this was catchy as heck • "holding on tight to you" that kristanna twirl SENT ME • "irredeemable monster" "greatest mistake of your life" "WOULDNT EVEN KISS YOU" • AURORA • Kristoff getting prepared to spend a LONG time in that room, if u know what im saying ;;;))) • bedtime snuggles and it's now canon that EA call each other "Darling" • anna representing women who drool n snore, and elsas a FUCKING MOUTH BREATHER • elsa's grumpy face >:(      (she’s so cute what the heck) • INTO THE UNKNOOOWWNNNN ft aurora • uh oh kingdom's in danger again THANKSELSA • KA helping the citizens as a true Queen and King would (sPOILERS) • "youve been hearing this voice and u didnt think to tell me" the offence is beautiful • elsa's pouty hesitation before she tells anna what happened • ELSA'S FACE the entire time KA & Olaf plan to go with her on the adventure, she was NOT having any of it • olaf being annoying for x minutes straight • anna ready to get dicked up on a sleigh ride even tho her sis is sleeping 5 feet away from her lmao MOOD • "crazy? you didnt say i was crazy - you think im c R A Z Y?" HER FACE SENT ME • kristoff bumbling everything RIP • aurora is back • elsa runs in heels through rocky land and somehow doesnt break her ankles, 10/10 (i mean anna did the same but it’s expected of her lmao) • olaf being annoying pt2 (sorry, he’s cute ig) • anna getting mad at the mist • anna walking towards the cliff to view the dam and looking like an autumn goddess • sven is a terrible wingman • "WE WILL DIE" good job kristoff • elsa not caring about anna's worry • olaf had a song here i think?? • WIND • elsa looks good when messy idc idc • "THAT'S MY SISTER" that's an outtake line from Frozen!!!! • surprise statues • anna rips a sword out of ice with her bare hands n no one thinks anything of it • northuldra ppl • honeymaren eyefucking elsa (we see u) • olaf's funniest scene lmao • "one with power, and one powerless" ANNAS FACE OF OFFENCE HAHAHAHA IT'S OKAY BB YOU HAVE THE POWER OF LOVE • "oh, anna" oh mattias, we feel u • fire spirit • ANNA COUGHING • BRUNNIIIIIII • bruni & elsa head tilts • "they're all looking at us, arent they" yes elsa because ur talking to a fucking salamander • anna gets mad cuz elsa gets mad cuz anna ran into fire cuz elsa ran into fire • iduna was northuldra (neat) • vuelie but different??? • kristoff made a friend!! • insecure anna + a mutual lacking communication = :( • a sad failed proposal • A SHIPWRECK¿? • this is v dark for disney holy shi • the horror in elsa's voice "what were they doing in the dark sea?!" • they watch their parent's final moments • the horror in iduna's voice "the waves are too high" • this is a kid's movie, yes? • elsa flees, anna follows • THE GUILT ohmygosh poor elsa :( • anna tries v hard, but i can only imagine her own agony??? she's tryna take care of elsa but who's taking care of anna?? :(((( • elsa becomes manipulative?? JUST EXPLAIN THAT IT'S DANGEROUS AND REQUIRES MAGIC • elsa does the thing • anna and olaf are v angry (same) • anna loses her cloak & shows her beautiful jacket?? thank u anna • DARK SEA • elsa battles the ocean that swallowed her parents • Nokk tries to drown her?? dragging her through the water by her hand was INTENSE • i know she doesnt get cold n thats fine but damn homegirl must REALLY workout at home (the shoulders prove it) but she swam for how long and didn't lose energy??? • SHOW YOURSELF I CRIED • the ice was so beautiful and she looked so free n happy, loose hair n no shoes • the song was amazing holy heck • IDUNA WAS THE SIREN, I CALLED IT, HELLO THANK U • elsa's literally like "ok boomer" at her grandfather who's an ass • she goes too far into ahtohallen • inappropriate but ohmygod the ice detail on her skin when she was freezing was crazy??? her hair got whiter n all that BUT THE SNOWFLAKES ON HER SKIN, that was unbelievable • surprise surprise old white guy in power kills innocent poc • elsa freezes like anna did, cuz anna was frozen and elsa is frozen 2 (heh) • back to the cave with anna and olaf • anna knows what has to be done to set things right because she’s the hero and always has to make the painful sacrifices • anna sets off to do whats right but OLAF • rip olaf • anna sits in the cold ALL FUCKING NIGHT DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT, I AM NOT OKAY • the next right thing B R O K E me. kbell captures such agony so beautifully ohmygod, it was incredible. easily the best song in the franchise. • "SO I'LL WALK THROUGH THIS NIGHT, stumbling blindly towards the light" her voice • anna finds her courage to leave the cave • "when it's clear that everything will NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN" CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBING AT THE ABSOLUTE ANGUISH IN HER VOICE • this woman has lost everything and SHES STILL GOING, YES ANNA, GO • giants!!! • anna mimicking the behaviour she was against for most of the movie • "I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU NEED?" this is so important • no questions asked, this is what's happening, kristoff is the real mvp • mattias lets anna destroy the dam • anna becomes suicidal?????? girl stop i- • the dam falls • ANNA ALMOST FALLS- • wait mattias has her • and kristoff has her!! • and she looks ready to keep crying now that the adrenalin is gone • ELSA THAWS but does she REALLY do the right thing??? idk i think she should've let the wave destroy whatever was in its path, otherwise whats the point? wouldve had better symbolism • the Northuldra people are free and happy but poor anna is still sad :( idk why people were saying she got over elsas death too quickly when homegirl was never gonna smile again • "i'm sorry i left you behind. i was just so desperate to protect her." • "it's okay. my love is not fragile." • anna tries to continue on, imagine what was going through her head AHHH • wait there she is • e l s a • on a horse • anna slides down the cliffside, elsa slides off that horse in a v godly manner • ANNA REPRESENTS WOMEN WHO UGLY CRY, THANK U ANNA • elsa is lowkey emotionless but honestly do we expect anything else from her by this point? (no shade hahahaha) • "a bridge has two sides, and mother has two daughters" yes thank u for making anna important • so is elsa a ghost now orrrr • WHO CARES, KRISTANNA PROPOSAL • we were v robbed of that kiss tho • anna's squeal of pure joy when asked • sven representing all of us • "do u wanna build a snowman" bitch it's been like 16 years, ur a bit late but OKAY • olaf is back • GROUP HUG • honeymaren wants elsa to stay "because it's where she belongs" ;;;;)))))) • elsa realises anna would be a better queen • QUEEN ANNA • Q U E E N  A N N A • YESSSSSS • we're robbed of the coronation but that's fine ig • kristoff in fancy clothes??? • "i prefer you in leather anyway" so anna is a top, nice to know • olaf's comment on kristoff probably not being able to "last an hour" ;;;))))) not if annas a top LMAO STOP • mattias found his person, congrats • anna is the people's queen • a statue is revealed, baby iduna is v cute • elsa is in the forest with bruni n everyone else • friday is gamenight • elsa rides off into the sunset i guess?? • THE END • oh and olaf has an ending scene • "elsa DEAD" • "olaf DEAD" • "anna cries" • everyone cries

okay thanks for reading lmao bye

[madamewriterofwrongs]

Eddie and Christopher for the character asks?

I’m gonna try and do their relationship rather than their individual characters (because I could never think of a reason why I don’t like Christopher) 

Why I like them they are a really adorable example of a perfectly imperfect father-son dynamic. They are physically affectionate, they make mistakes but try to be honest with one another. 

Why I don’t this is mostly on the writers/time-constraints of the episode but I am constantly wondering how Eddie can afford things and where Christopher spends his time. Parenting as a single father is hard enough - parenting a child with a disability when you’re going from army benefits to a poorly paying city job...are we sure he had nothing to do with the diamond heist?

Favorite episode (scene if movie) THERE ARE SO MANY MOMENTS BETWEEN THEM! My favourite episode for them has to be Stuck (2x04). It was the first time we got a proper glimpse into their dynamic and home life. We saw how much Eddie loves his son, how much Christopher trusts his dad; their adorable morning routine lives in my heart. 

Favorite season/movie despite that, Season 3 gave us a lot more. From Eddie’s flashbacks, we know how observant and innocent that kid is - holy shit - and Eddie’s talk with Christopher about how everyone has limitations + Christopher not wanting his dad to feel sad (AND EDDIE TELLING HIM THAT HIS EMOTIONS ARE VALID). I’m so glad all the kids became full cast members in S3 because we got more little moments like that.

Favorite line Favourite Interaction: “We still got each other which means we’re gonna be okay.” “I love you, daddy.” - the love and devotion of these two. Gah!

Favorite outfit What kind of question is this? The suits, obviously. Both of them in their dress pants and ties. Too cute to handle.

OTP I ship Eddie and Christopher with Happiness

Brotp Buck. Obvious answer. Remember that troll from Frozen that took one look at Kristoff and Sven as was like “cuties, I’m gonna keep you”. That’s what happened.

Head Canon the night of his first real heartbreak, he crawls into bed with his dad and in the morning, they go out for breakfast and order endless pancakes until Christopher finds his smile again.

Unpopular opinion “Superman” is not a nickname. It’s the name of the stretch Christopher was doing. Eddie does not call his son Superman.

A wish I want to see Eddie dealing with Christopher’s first S/O. Like, asking someone to the dance. Because a) mainstream television needs more help normalizing disabilities and everyday things, and b) watching Eddie freak out over his son and having the firefam calm him, will be the cutest thing ever.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen Not a single episode is allowed to hurt Christopher ever again. No high-stakes surgeries, no more going missing, nothing where they imply that he might die. Because I still trust these writers not to kill their main characters but if they break that in any way - or put too many children in danger - my heart will explode.

5 words to best describe them Trust. Unconditional. Hard-working. Love. Together.

My nickname for them My Babies! (to be fair: most of the firefam are my babies. But they are My Babies)

Character Ask

[draconida]

Shance Fic Recs

Well, while I was in my AO3 profile, I realized how many bookmarks I have! So I've decided to make fic recommendation lists.   [This list will have other parts, and I include fics with Kuro and Sven]

1- Black to Blue by PuppetMaster55

Lance, the undisputed (no longer, since he finally got the team to stop questioning his position like a month ago) leader of Voltron finds himself in the absolute strangest scenario: being the Blue Paladin.

Lance, still finding his place on team Voltron, wakes up to the weirdest world: one where he's the Black Paladin.

OR, I take a universe where Lance was always the Black Paladin and have him swap bodies with canon Lance, throwing both sets of teams for a trip.

[This fic is the beginning of a series in process, super recommended]

2- Black & Blue by starboyshiro (this author writes a lot of love to Shiro)

“Something wrong, babe? Did you have a bad day or something?” Shiro asks, plopping down on the couch next to Lance.

“Nothing happened, I'm just looking at all of these cute cats thinking about how much I want one, but can't have one.” Lance frowns, resting his head on Shiro's shoulder as he continues to scroll through Instagram.

Shiro can't stand to see his boyfriend upset. That's been a proven fact since Day One of their relationship. It's only natural that when Lance mentions his disappointment at never owning a cat, Shiro goes above and beyond to cheer him up…

3- I Fold by starboyshiro [Explicit]

“Do you even know who I am?”

“Am I supposed to?”

“Most people around here do.”

An intense poker game turns into a rather steamy night. Can this scrawny grad student handle the force of the famous journalist Takashi Shirogane?

4- Is That A Bowl Of Popcorn In Your Lap Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by munchiesafterdark [Explicit]

“How many bags should I do?” Shiro called, waving the four unopened packs in his hand at Lance questioningly.

“I think two should be fine,” Lance shrugged. “We can always pop more if… we…” He trailed off, train of thought vacating the station as Shiro turned his back to him to put the remaining packs of popcorn into the cabinets. His hips swayed to an unheard rhythm, defined muscles flexing as he reached up and slid the popcorn into place on the top shelf. Lance’s eyes trailed down to the V of his back, the sweats hanging low enough for him to spot the curve of his round ass. Yet another anomaly of those pants was the manner in which they accentuated his bottom while still remaining baggy around his legs.

The obnoxious ding of the microwave nearly startled Lance out of his skin. His shift on the couch must have been audible, Shiro raised a brow at him over his shoulder, a cocky smirk crossing his lips as he leaned over to retrieve the finished bag of popcorn.

Fuck, he was toying with him! Well, two could play that game!

5- Nasty Smoothie by strawberrylovely

Lance works in a smoothie shop. Twice a week, a certain customer comes in and orders a nasty smoothie. Lance is head over heels.

6- A Hit and A Miss (tletoe) by strawberrylovely

Basically, Lance goes to a party with Hunk and blows his friend a kiss. However, he wasn’t expecting the cute stranger standing in front of Hunk to think the kiss was for him.

7- you should let me (love you) by godsensei

There’s something in the bathtub. Suddenly, Lance is pissed at his past self for watching so many horror movies with creepy shower scenes. He’s certainly too young and beautiful to die like this, right?

Right, totally.

He hesitates, but creeps forward, peeking slowly behind the curtain.

Hm. There’s a hot guy in there.

8- just call me daddy by proletaricat [Explicit and omegaverse]

It's the typical a/b/o story - someone's off their suppressants, surprise heats, bam sex! Except this time Lance escapes capture with the help of Hunk and Shiro has to apologize for his behavior later, interrupting Lance in the middle of his Altean telenovela. Then they bang. It's... it's basically just a PWP with daddy kink and knotting.

9- Sometimes Playing Around with the Occult Can Turn Out Well (Like... REALLY well) by gorgawesome [Explicit]

Lance had the best costume prepared for this Halloween Party. He was totally gonna slay and finally get laid for the first time in MONTHS!

Except it's Halloween Night and he's stuck looking after the family bookstore, because local robberies or something. Honestly? He was too busy pouting to be listening.

Can an awful, boring night turn for the better? Yes. Yes, it can.

10- I found religion between your thighs by KillTheDirector [in process]

He had been topside for over four decades, enjoying the freedom he never had down in the pit. Routines were established then broken then reestablished, but Shiro abided by them because that’s what kept him alive.

Then he met a witch that was more suited to being an incubus than him.

11- One Symbol Off by Silas_Writes [Explicit]

anonymous whispered: Incubus/succubus shiro and witch lance use summoning circles and potions inappropriately

12- To Seduce the Seducer by singtolife [Explicit]

At a college party, Shiro meets Lance, and they hit it off immediately. Only to find out after they have sex that this amazingly sexy guy was a little too good to be true.

13- Blue Skies in Stockholm by Shanced [Explicit, non-con and Kuro]

Lance gets captured by Shiro (who was fused with Kuro by Haggar) and the rest is self indulgent kinky sex. Lance gets raped and wrecked by Shiro and develops Stockholm syndrome, or the likes of it, Shiro can apparently unfuse with Kuro and they have a really good time.

14- Treadmill by kitausu

At 2 minutes of torture in, Lance heard the buzz/click noise of someone’s electronic key activating and opening the door to the gym. And of course, because this was Lance’s life, Hunk had pushed him onto a treadmill with a mirror right in front, affording him an absolutely stunning view of the man walking through the door.

Had Lance loved till now? He was pretty sure that he had never even felt an emotion before seeing the beautiful male specimen reflected beside his face in the mirror.

or, Lance waxes poetic about Shiro's everything, and Hunk set it all up in the first place.

15- Black & Blue & Red All Over by thesynapticsnap

When Lance shows up to the gym with a limp and covered in bruises, Shiro assumes the worst (spoiler: It’s nothing bad! Nor anything kinky, surprisingly).

16- Car Door Blues by ShiekahKami

Shiro never would have expected that accidentally knocking that cute guy out could change his life for the better.

17- Give It a Shance by YonaDawn [in process]

The domestic life of Shance. At least until they become Twitter and Youtube famous. Then it's a wild domestic life.

18- Bowling for Balls? by EllaAniMine

They were just supposed to be bowling... It was harmless fun, or it was supposed to be.

Lance thought he was being funny, but a message that was supposed to be a joke was sent, and now Lance isn't laughing.

19- llévame si quieres by kalakauuas

Shiro takes his dogs to the park and meets the world’s cutest uncle and his niece.

"Lance and his little niece, petting Shiro’s dog, looking soft and serene; it’s like nothing could ever be truly wrong in the world if this is able to happen. What Shiro wouldn’t give to have this sight in front of him over and over again. He scratches Sirius behind the ears, and gets a reassuring lick in return as an act of solidarity. You’ve got this. Man’s best friend, for real."

20- (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2 by starboyshiro

Lance and Shiro decided to expand their little family and adopt a dog. What they name him is rather questionable.

21- You're Worth More by AbandonedLibrary

Lance wanted to prove his pod his worth after that jackass rolo came in with black pearls in hand.

As the pearl expert in the group he needed to keep his name sake.

Though... Lance learned there are things worth more than pretty pearls.

22- Curiosity Caught a Cat by c0cunt

Shiro has been distancing himself from his friends and family for a long time. All he really has now is Matt's cat, Zekrom. At least, until a man crashes into his balcony to pet his cat.

23- Head Over Heels by saecchii [Kemonomimi and Explicit]

Shiro gains a new roommate, who he is absolutely smitten with.

24- Stray Cats by kitausu

Lance is really enamored with the cute guy who keeps coming into his pet store and buying WAY too much cat food.

or, Shiro moves into a new apartment and sees how many strays there are in the parking lot and just HAS to feed them.

25- Kiss the Bees by kitausu

Lance is smitten with the beekeeper next door.

26- BlueVoice by kitausu [Explicit]

Lance runs a relatively popular voice RP blog and one day hears his own voice coming out of the headphones of the really hot guy next to him at the gym.

27- Change of Plans by kitausu

When Shiro is left at the alter, he decides to go on his honeymoon alone. Enter Lance, the man Shiro had hired to take him and his would-be bride on a month long tour of Europe.

28- To The Grooms by AChapterCanBeABook

There is no better way to celebrate the best day of your life than reminiscing with the people who you love the most and who have been with you through nearly every step in your life. Let's not forget a little bit of embarrassment which goes along with best men speeches, especially if your best man is your brother and the other best man is his accomplice in this whole thing. nevertheless, it doesn't fail in livening up a wedding as well as making in just that much more sentimental.

29- Tell the Truth by thesynapticsnap

Lance is bitten by a 'love bug', turning him into a blushing, stammering mess around his crush- Shiro. Shiro helps him deal with the negative side effects, learning more about Lance's crush and considering his own feelings as they talk.

30- Guess Again by thesynapticsnap

Keith confronts Lance about something he witnessed during a team mind-melding exercise…too bad he’s got the wrong culprit.

31- Smooth by thesynapticsnap

Lance’s first meeting with Shiro doesn’t go as planned – it turns out so much better than he expected.

32- Blind Date by kitausu

“What’s the crisis? I thought you had a blind date? Didn’t go well?”

Lance wailed, collapsing into the couch with a dramatic sigh.

“Yesss, Hunk. He’s too handsome. He’s just so hot. You would not believe what he did to me. I still can’t believe it.”

or, Lance goes on a blind date and can't handle how hot Shiro is.

33- SandMan by Might_suck_but_thats_ok

Shiro goes on a blind date with Lance.

34- Lucky by zombiegardener

Shiro accidentally tells Keith that he's dating one of his frenemies from high school over a Saturday morning phone call, because how is this his life?

35- Boundaries by zombiegardener

It's really hard to keep a relationship secret when you're making out in the middle of a hallway.

36- beauty queen on the silver screen (living life like i'm in a dream) by heavenlyrare

What do you give to someone who already holds the world in their palms?

OR

The sweaters Shiro’s mom knits him every Christmas actually serves a greater purpose for once.

37- Text Me by strawberrylovely

Shiro, trying to get away from two girls who won't stop flirting with him, sits down next to a stranger who he pretends is his boyfriend. The stranger, who has pretty blue eyes, goes along with it.

38- Undateable by strawberrylovely

Lance just wishes someone would date him. Shiro offers to do just that.

39- Black Friday by strawberrylovely

Lance is gonna get that stand mixer. Unless of course a handsome stranger gets to it first.

40- Midnight Tradition by strawberrylovely

Lance goes to a New Years party and meets a guy named Shiro. They may be strangers, but they kiss at midnight anyway. After the party, Lance doesn’t think he’ll ever see Shiro again. That is until the next New Years party when the two meet again and a tradition starts.

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[wuhkie]

voltron season 3 thoughts under the cut!

OK SO FIRST OF ALL this is season 3.1 like lauren and joaquin literally said it’s one season they were made to split into two. in oct it’s season 3.2 if you say season 4 ur blockd

Allura?? ALLURA? SHE DID THAT. SHE DID THAT

WANTS TO PILOT RED SO SHE CAN CONTINUE HER FATHER’S LEGACY

felt like she wasn’t doing enough when she was just piloting the castle….insecurity/feeling useless conversations w/ lance?? brother sister bonding moments

allura bonding/flirting with blue is my SHIT

allura’s bayard being WONDER WOMAN’S LASSO IS MY SHIT

srsly that One Scene of her battle with it was the coolest shit ive ever seen

give me a scene where allura walks across a galra v. marmora no mans land

klance moments? more like Klance Season 3  ft. moments of other ppl

“pls don’t leave the team im gay for you”

“hey man. ur cute”

lance being keith’s right hand man and the one who keith listens to and giving keith advice like FUCK ME UP

blade of marmora is apparently on vacation after ep1 i guess

PINK PALADIN ALLURA BC IT’S THE MOURNING COLOR IS GOD TIER PALADIN ALLURA

if pink means mourning did allura shapeshift her face markings to be pink after the old paladins died but before alfor put her to sleep

does her dress have pink elements bc mourning is constantly remembered in altean culture

why is Mom Allura’s dress pink? did allura’s grandparents just die when she was born?

is Mom Allura a hot topic stan

is allura magic tho. what happened to that

hunk and pidge speaking Math to each other w/o a single food joke is this a dream

haggy and zarkon woke up and saw alfor had just death star’d their planet like. they had no memory of before. they didn’t know they were married for 10,000 years. 

dead emperor zarkon: *walks out of crypt* look alive boyo we about to fuck some shit up

galra employee: this seems fine

“my love!” i never thought i would feel sympathy for straights

u know, u KNOW that someone’s gonna be hurt and someone’s gonna take him to be healed in the quintessence rift just like before. im not saying it’s gonna be keith carrying lance but it’s gonna be keith carrying lance into the quintessence while allura watches history repeat

how is lotor their son?? was he in a sleeping pod? was allura born before him? he doesn’t seem like he’s a quintessance zombie like his parents so? when was he born? can zombies do the nasty?

blue paladin job requirements: u cant be straight lol

why did the lions paint job look like shit when they were new @alfor did you even go to art school

what if the comet is like…a guardian spirit of the universe that comes in times of trouble. like. “guardian spirit of the sky, ect” is a thing already. and when this is passed and voltron is no longer needed it’s gonna leave again. 

voltron isnt the hero the universe deserves, but its the one it needs rn

conclusion: voltron is batman

alternate reality Amity Faction Alteans are scary as shit but the pink haired lady is a lesbian it’s canon 

that entire storyline is batshit crazy also it’s like Dust from his dark materials…quinetessance IS the space bt realities. it’s dust flowing into reality from the subtle knife’s cuts the comets

sven took a bullet for lance like 30 seconds after meeting him like. me too, sven, me too

Im A Real Boy™ Shiro

shiro: *moonwalks onto the bridge* “hey team im back. good work. let’s go fight evil!” *eye twitch*

rest of the team: this seems fine

that convo he had with keith was just Factory Settings Shiro™ shit again. if you look keith isn’t happy even after that convo is finished. like yeah it *seems* like shiro but it sounds like what Pinochio Shiro thinks Real Shiro is supposed to sound like

was Our Shiro a shiro clone? bc escaping to earth is like the exact same Project Kuron scenario

was Texas Keith a shiro clone who escaped the program loop with keith’s mom’s help? ultimate sheith found dead in miami 

acxa (you fucking know Lauren “Laith” Montgomery came up w/ that name spelling) is keith’s sister right

acxa and ezor are one hundo percent getting a redemption arc im calling it rn

why the fuck does narti have haggy’s cat

srsly are we gonna solve teh evil alteans thing are does that reality just have to figure out their own shit

are lotor and Murder Squad the voltron paladins in that reality

no but did sven actually happen or did i just fucking dream that ep

[meenah-is-a-punk-rocker]

Frozen (2013) C T R L G E E Okay P O D

Frozen is a 2013 American 3D computer-animated musical fantasy comedy film, created and produced at Walt Disney Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures The movie makes use of the identical animation model as Tangled It is the 53rd animated feature in the Disney Animated Canon , and is the fifth film in, what is generally considered, the Disney Revival Era. The proper movie to watch within the dead of winter, with all of the lights on and - most significantly - a fireplace in the fire. I for one enjoy the simple concern inducing rides that reveal that each horror movie would not must have zombies. I actually loved Adam Inexperienced's final two films, the excellent old school slasher horror 'Hatchet' and the psychological thriller 'Spiral', and 'Frozen' is equally nearly as good. Actors like Josh Gad, Idina Menzel, Kristen Bell make this Animation movie incredible. Full Movie watch On-line: FROZEN Full Film, Watch On-line Free Obtain, Movie Online, Film FROZEN watch online Dailymotion, Youtube, Putlocker, Vodlocker, FROZEN Movie Download Torrent, Kickass, Extratorrent, 720p DVDRip,Bluray Rip, High quality Film Cell MP4 3GP MKV Free Obtain. Good characters, false sense of safety with the music taking part in as a faculty story is advised. Expertly crafted by Adam Green he delivered here his most mature and strongest work to this point as a director. That is presupposed to be a witty commentary on fast https://www.walmart.com/ip/Frozen-The-Songs-Soundtrack/39364325 film romances, but its message is finally undermined by its sloppy payoff.

Most people are too busy trying to get that damned music out of their head to appreciate that even in a movie about talking snowmen and incest-free royals, Hans' heel turn is the least plausible plot point. Even for Disney there are too many songs, especially within the first 20 minutes of the movie. As I mentioned, I am gonna try to end the canon, however I might give myself a break and watch some non-disney films, since I've watched virtually completely Disney movies for across the past three months. Evaluations have been insanely constructive for Frozen so I actually must go and see this. I turned on the Air Conditioning full blast just to get within the temper to feel like I used to be there.

Jennifer Lee turned the primary lady to direct a full-length Disney animated film with Frozen and he or she integrated real feminism and strong female characters in an animated film that will each have filmmakers taking notes on better female portrayals and women to universally laud it for its remarkable and groundbreaking achievements. They also seem as pock-like marks on Anna's pores and skin after she is cursed with a frozen coronary heart. The MIT YouTube channel features movies about all varieties of MIT analysis, including the robotic cheetah, LIGO, gravitational waves, arithmetic, and bombardier beetles, as well as movies on origami, time capsules, and different facets of life and culture on the MIT campus. Twice in the movie characters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU fall into water (Anna, then Sven) and are completely secure as soon as they climb out despite that it's freezing cold out.

[thedangelos]

one day at a time | callum d’angelo (real canon)

Callum wakes up with a sharp inhale. The very first thought to cross his mind is that it’s bright. The bedroom he shares with his girlfriend has blackout curtains; it’s never this bright in their apartment. Callum lifts his head despite the protests of the stiffness in his neck and it’s this cursory glance that reminds him- he’s in his office.

His sense of touch prompts him to look to the side. There, he sees Banjo licking at his hand, requesting his attentiveness being that he is her primary caretaker now. 

On this particular morning, the thought of being the dog’s sole provider is what reminds Callum, exactly 30 seconds after gaining consciousness for the day: She is gone.

“Hi Jojo,” he whispers as he turns onto his side, eyes on the beautiful old dog who begins lapping at his cheeks next. It’s what makes him get up and start his day despite feeling as though a boulder is sitting on top of his chest. Banjo needs him. 

By the time they’re on the busy city street, a block from his glass box of an office building, Callum is as polished as ever. He’s just another man in the crowd until Banjo nudges at his leg and he looks to her. 

“Do we have a problem, Miss?” He asks, reaching down to her. His chuckle and rowdy pets work her up to a trot and Callum easily follows, jogging at her side as he asks her if she thinks she can outrun him. 

“Impossible,” he tells her, “I may be a suit but I’m nothing if not a fit suit!”  

Banjo speaks back to him and his laughter drowns out his awareness of people staring. 

Callum’s stomach growls as he sits in court an hour later. He clears his throat and flattens his tie over the sound, glancing at the cup of coffee, from which he’d only taken two sips all morning. It isn’t a breakfast of champions, but it’s the most he can manage without enduring bouts of nausea these days. 

He rises to his feet as the judge enters the room and takes a deep breath to center himself into the present moment. But as soon as he’s sitting again, his knee bounces under the table and his mind drifts back to his office. He can’t remember if he filled Banjo’s water dish before he left for this hearing and for a second he considers discreetly texting his assistant to check in with the dog earlier than scheduled. 

Will his assistant do an adequate job of meeting Banjo’s needs anyway? The intern doesn’t know Banjo like he does and it consumes him to think that the dog might be in any kind of distress.

The din in Callum’s mind quiets along with the cool afternoon breeze when he walks Banjo next. His tie is loosened around his neck the way he’d been itching to make it from the moment he left the courthouse and this time, he and Banjo don’t converse as much. She leaves him be so he can mentally prepare himself for the evening ahead of them.

It’s a curse that Dex is incapable of taking no for an answer. Callum must have told his brother at least 10 times he was busy and each time, Dex called his bluff and remained firm on his dinner invitation. Walking into Dex’s fully furnished, warmly lit house takes the oxygen out of Callum’s lungs, but he pushes a smile to his face as he’s hugged by his brother and brother-in-law anyway. He hands them a pie he picked up from the store not five minutes ago, before a much smaller hand closes around his. He’s tugged with insistence because Lyla has, “a ton of new stuffed animals! Maybe 50!” to show him.

Callum glances back at Banjo before his niece pulls him around the corner because Koda has gotten rough with her on occasion before. Dex needs to train that damn dog better. 

Callum is aware of his breathing during dinner. He looks around the table to whoever is speaking, keeping up his smile, which is only small because most of his energy is put into thinking loudly to himself, in, out, in, out. In and…

Dex and Sven have been maintaining their distance from each other more than usual, Callum notices not long after they sit at the table. Even during somber times in the past, those two have always presented clearly as a team, so truly in love, it was almost insufferable. Callum doesn’t want them to pretend for his sake; he lowers his eyes a few times so if they want to, they can hold hands over the table as they often do when they’re out together. 

They don’t take the opportunity but the one time Sven brushes a hand tenderly across his husband’s shoulders, checking to see if Dex is done with his plate before taking it, Callum feels ablaze with jealousy. Sven chose Dex. Sven chose Dex.

Sven chose Dex.

Callum calls it a night the moment it’s socially acceptable to do so following dinner. But as he’s leashing Banjo by the door, Dex begins to put his shoes on as well. He insists on seeing to it that Callum makes it home alright. Knowing to pick and choose his battles with his older brother, Callum gives in to appeasing him on this. If Dex needs the peace of mind to know he isn’t simply going back to work to slave away again till the morning then so be it. 

They’re quiet on the car ride, save Banjo’s panting in the back seat and Callum wouldn’t have it any other way. They hug their goodbyes at the front door of the apartment building and Dex even gives Callum a sturdy kiss on the cheek, imploring him to take care of himself. But it isn’t enough, nothing is enough to keep Callum from calling a cab the moment Dex is out of earshot. 

Callum lets out a deep sigh when he lays on his office sofa once more, 18 hours later than the last time. He shifts to give Banjo more room when she hops onto the sofa and sprawls her body out against the length of his back. In the dark, his eyes find the large, empty bed he’d purchased for her a month ago but he’s grateful she prefers to be by him anyway. 

Tomorrow will be a new day, but what it contains will not be and Callum knows it. When he finally closes his eyes, it’s involuntary and out of sheer necessity. 

[djzena]

Frozen (2013) C T R L G E E Okay P O D

Frozen is a 2013 American 3D pc-animated musical fantasy comedy film, created and produced at Walt Disney Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Photos The movie makes use of the identical animation model as Tangled It is the 53rd animated characteristic in the Disney Animated Canon , and is the fifth film in, what is mostly thought of, the Disney Revival Period. The proper film to watch within the lifeless of winter, with all the lights on and - most significantly - a hearth in the hearth. I for one benefit from the simple fear inducing rides that reveal that each horror film doesn't should have zombies. I actually enjoyed Adam Green's last two movies, the excellent old-fashioned slasher horror 'Hatchet' and the psychological thriller 'Spiral', and 'Frozen' is equally nearly as good. Actors like Josh Gad, Idina Menzel, Kristen Bell make this Animation movie improbable. Full Film watch On-line: FROZENFull Movie, Watch Online Free Download, Film Online, Movie FROZENwatch on-line Dailymotion, Youtube, Putlocker, Vodlocker, FROZENFilm Download Torrent, Kickass, Extratorrent, 720p DVDRip,Bluray Rip, High quality Movie Cell MP4 3GP MKV Free Download. Good characters, false sense of safety with the music enjoying as a faculty story is advised. Expertly crafted by Adam Green he delivered right here his most mature and strongest work so far as a director.

This is imagined to be a witty commentary on quick movie romances, but its message is finally undermined by its sloppy payoff. Most individuals are too busy attempting to get that damned track out of their head to understand that even in a movie about speaking snowmen and incest-free royals, Hans' heel flip is the least believable plot level. Even for Disney there are too many songs, particularly within the first 20 minutes of the film. As I stated, I'm gonna try to end the canon, however I'd give myself a break and watch some non-disney films, since I've watched virtually exclusively Disney films for across the previous three months. Critiques have been insanely positive for Frozen so I really must go and see this. I turned on the Air Conditioning full blast just to get within the temper to really feel like I was there.

Jennifer Lee turned the first lady to direct a full-length Disney animated film with Frozen and she integrated real feminism and powerful feminine characters in an animated film that can both have filmmakers taking notes on higher feminine portrayals and women to universally laud it for its remarkable and groundbreaking achievements. In addition they seem as pock-like marks on Anna's skin after she is cursed with a frozen heart. The MIT YouTube channel features videos about all sorts of MIT research, together with the robot cheetah, LIGO, gravitational waves, arithmetic, and bombardier beetles, in addition to videos on origami, time capsules, and other features of life and culture on the MIT campus. Twice in the movie characters fall into water (Anna, then Sven) and are perfectly safe as soon as they climb out despite that it is freezing cold out.