#oc-tamrela

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Incorrect Quotes #108

Lucien: Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Tamrela: (whispering to Meri) Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Meri: (whispering) Because I have small hands.

Tamrela: Because she has small hands.

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Incorrect Quotes #106

Tamrela: Be the reason you're haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Sleep with a daedra.

Martin: Please do none of those things.

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Incorrect Quotes #98

Lucien: ... why am I not a banana?

Martin: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, you should be pleased to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with bananas.

Lucien: Thanks, Martin.

Tamrela: Are you saying that some humans are ten percent more banana than other humans?

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Incorrect Quotes #89

RA: So what do you three specialize in?

Lucien: I'm stealthy.

Tamrela: I'm stabby.

Martin: I make good life decisions.

RA: That's not really-

Tamrela: No, no, he's our most important member.

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Incorrect Quotes #57

Lucien: I'm into dark humor.

Tamrela: *turns off lights* Would you like to hear a joke?

Lucien: I love you.

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Incorrect Quotes #95

Tamrela, shining a flashlight under the bed: Lucien, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?

Lucien: *demonic screeching*

Tamrela: Understandable, have a good day.

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Incorrect Quotes #61

Tamrela: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Martin: I think you mean cards.

Lucien: She did not.

Tamrela, pulling knives out of her sleeves: I did not.

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Incorrect Quotes #78

Lucien: Can you two at least TRY to see this from my perspective?

Tamrela: *crouches down*

Martin: *sits on the floor*

Lucien: I hate you both.

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Incorrect Quotes #75

Tamrela: *stroking Lucien's hair* You're so tiny and adorable.

Lucien: *half asleep* I could kill you right now.

Tamrela: *looking at Lucien with heart eyes* I know.

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Incorrect Quotes #101

Tamrela: My mind is like an internet browser.

Martin: Explain.

Tamrela: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

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Incorrect Quotes #47

Lucien, during the battle against the Daedra: Will you marry me?

Tamrela, fighting for her life: I don't think now's the best time!

Lucien: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?

Tamrela: Martin!

Lucien, confused by her choice: ...

Tamrela: Marry us!

Martin, while fending off multiple opponents: I'm a little busy at the moment!

Lucien, also fighting off Daedra: NOW!

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Incorrect Quotes #70

Lucien: What if I made coffee with more coffee instead of water?

Tamrela, unplugging the coffee machine: What if you don't.

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Incorrect Quotes #72

Lucien: *traps a wasp under a cup*

Tamrela: *puts two more cups down*

Lucien: Please don't--

Tamrela: *starts shuffling the cups*

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Incorrect Quotes #62

Tamrela: Why must you always attack me with your words?

Martin: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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Incorrect Quotes #60

Tamrela: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Martin: And people don't?

Lucien: Absolutely not.

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Incorrect Quotes #55

Tamrela: Should I be concerned?

Lucien: [carrying a body upstairs] Just making tea.