Omg no way *roasts marshmallows over the sempiternal unrelenting flames of unabating life and reincarnation*
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WOAH! You have the color palette of an important lookin pokemon. What’s your job? Are you a god? A mascot? Weed wants to know!
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"I do not mind the altar cleaning however, for it is less tiring than brawling in icy-cold, desolate, sunless dimensions. We get a lot of leaves blown up here... sort of like the one on your head, little one!"
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WOAH. TATTOOS. or maybe not. Maybe... birthmark? Marks? Vision is NOT as good as it used to be.
HUSH: It lets other higher beings know that I'm not a threat to be destroyed! It also lets them know that i'm one of Giratina's servants. The markings are bigger the more powerful your own supernatural energy is.
@occasional-weed
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meeting gay people in real life and going to lgbt spaces around you and meeting the community there is the easiest way to realise 90% of gay online discourse is profoundly unhelpful and useless and no one actually gives a shit about it in real life.
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Just a little unwind time for our favorite hippie-cowboy! ☺️
—UPDATE—
If marijuana even has negative effects on perfectly healthy people, this is super pure-no-crazy-strain-alt-reality space weed so NO IT DOESN’T. The end 😂
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[ continuation from this post ]
[ @eohpmdsteams ]
[ cameos from @occasional-weed & @askvekpa ]
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Guess who got his first dandelion flowers!!! 🌼🩵 He ate two pieces and seemed to like them! And then he jumped the six inches straight up to his basking slate. 😊 We finally got his follow up with the same vet scheduled for Monday & I can't WAIT for her to see him!
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who starts rolling a joint in the middle of a kiss like bobbie needs to be serious
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