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payasita · 1 year

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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kyathedino · 6 months

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Me, opening my diffuser mostly on accident and seeing a cascade of Eucalyptus Steam Cloud come pouring out: Hey girl hey!!

#im silly #im sick #im so normal #the holy trinity #of shit im up to rn #i will kill god #if it will stop allergies #btw #fuck allergies #allergies are the worst #like im sorry im not guzzling cough drops fast enough for you #apologies queen #can i have my family back now #like oml #on my way #to break my duolingo streak just to end it all and get freedom from this shit #god

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slavhew · 4 months

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lonely

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24uck #home2t4ck #dirk strider #lil cal #admin draws #fanart #do you ever think about cal is the only company he had for. a while #it was an empty cal. but i dont know if that makes it worse actually #and then fate just said nope you gotta drop him into the depthy. srry not sorry. fu.#im posting shit so out of order my god. this has been up on twt for like a few days now.#drawing solkats rn so i might post that next regardless of whar else i drew lel

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serv0z · 4 months

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GO SUPPORT THE INDIGO PARK KICKSTARTER !!

#serv0z art #indigo park #rambley the raccoon #rambley raccoon #mascot horror #indie game #art #fan art #indigo park rambley #ive been waiting for this game for like a year now #its so nice to see a mascot horror game where the creator actually gives a shit and puts effort into it #ALSO IM LEARNING HOW TO DRAW ANIMALS THANKS TO THIS AND COTL ARE YOU PROUD OF ME??#its like my interests aligned up perfectly #i still have bsd art and animations to work on but i might work on my narilamb-esc cotl animation first soon #i havent drawn in 2 weeks this is the first thing i do when i come back (minus the lamb and narinder refs that i am Not posting rn)

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hahahalfwit · 6 months

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im studying them like little bugs

#im so rrazy about st tos rn it's driving me insane #star trek #star trek tos #spock #leonard mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #can you guess who my favorites are. im going t #though i can't really sketch them out without refs still so umm studies ummmm.#when bones 👁️👁️#i shouldn't be so hyped up about photo studies #it's so hard to draw these days man #it's crazy how cartoony the whole cast of star trek looks. yall look easy to draw #why is the quality so shit wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im killing

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catkettle · 2 months

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is it gay to share an umbrella with your crush

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acrosstobear · 11 days

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manic pixie dream girl and her reign of champagne terror 🍾

#f1 #mclaren #lando norris #formula 1 #oscar piastri #2024 azerbaijan gp #im just making shit up rn

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vurelly · 2 months

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how am i meant to ha wahoo yippee through life in these conditions

#vu talks shit #in this past week i have #gone to urgent care without insurance #paid about half my bills #been reminded that i still owe someone another near 200 for a trip i leave for in TWO DAYS #AND i paid for a rental space for something that i am ADMITTEDLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT BUT STILL SO BROKE NOW #and i have done ZERO grocery shopping #and im not sure i have the money to do grocery shopping right now #but im scared to look at my bank account after shelling out nearly 1k on everything else #AND i have to take my cat back to the vet soon cause she's starting to have asthma attacks again #i need to put everything new in my shop and put shit up for pre order cause i got charms im working on #but mAn i just #cannot afford the distractions rn #vent #AAAAAAAAAAUGH #i didnt wanna put that but i am stressing in the tags now

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bunnyboy-juice · 3 months

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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

#personal #i am emotional yes #over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme #nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post #and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity #especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making #if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care #i just needed to scream #and this is one small thing #but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks #saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that #my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten #i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked #-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also #and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb #a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u #idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit #im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved #im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does #wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun

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erlkink-heatcliff · 6 months

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git him! ooh git him !

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extra doodles too

#i've drawn too many fucking chains toactually give a shit for those doodles rn #limbus company #project moon #heathcliff limbus company #meursault limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #think its funny though. like yeah frenchboy! get him !#i'd be freaked out if a like 6'2 french guy in a nice suit chased me up stairs flawlessly too #im not tagging nelly i just thought it was funny to put her there #bingoblart fart art

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pissfaggit · 8 months

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Saw loves to show you a scene from a previous movie and be like PLOT TWIST!! There was exactly one more person involved in that situation that you were not aware of!!

#saw #i made this right after i watched saw v and its been sitting in my drafts since then #but im on vi rn like halfway through and its soooooo #you cant make this shit up lol #sir i protest i am not a merry man

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deimosatellite · 1 month

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like idk it just seems actually nefarious to take one of the very few widely known instances of queerness in older history being a symbol to show queer people that we've always existed and aren't alone for CENTURIES and taking away the queerness from it. like. i know some people say that ''the queerness isnt important in the book" which i mean in my opinion i could go off for 10k words in an essay as to how basil's love for dorian is integral to the story BUT EVEN APART from that its really just. having a real explicitly queer character in such an old and widely regarded classic novel is HUGE for queer history and this is just. literally like. its 2024. why are you doing queer erasure to DORIAN GRAY

#MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT OR LIKE GET OUTTT #WHAT????#also not the cishets going ''omggg queer people are predatory enough so it shouldnt change it to ship incest now" WHAT??????#girl do you see. what you are doing. girl. @ the creator #why do they let these people make adaptations. what the actual hell #amory rambles #SORRY IM LITERALLY LIKE ACTUALLY SO LIKE. DEEPLY OFFENDED RN WHICH IS LIKE SUCH A WORD TO USE I KNOW BUT LIKE #ITS ALL I CAN THINK OF TO SAY BECAUSE WHAT. THE HELL.#as an anthropology/creative writing major the importance of having these types of evidences of queer culture in history so far back #is something insurmountable in validating queerness #and to take that and like. oh my goddd #like i could go off for ages about even queer authors that arent so widely known as queer/didnt write explicitly queer things like gogol #who are erased to a point where you have to dig to learn about his history because its been so covered up by people trying to erase us #and like #in the year 2024 dear fucking lord!!#what are we doing???#sorry my dfjlksdfjsdf dfih8sojidfk s. sidhfojl kmsdf . im so actually mad right now LMAOOO #the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #oscar wilde #tpodg #and like tpodg isnt even one of my favorite novels like i like it a lot but i see it as so fucking important #anywho #so glad we are all being loud as hell about this bc thats the way to make this mfer take notice

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months

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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #not art #fhjy spoilers #its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical #like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real #like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this #yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out #meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it #its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started #the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show #which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them #and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear #that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others #thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and #a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he #wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude #its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others #and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT #Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere #Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually #Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!

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karleksmumskladdkaka · 1 month

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Diabolik Lovers More Character Song SKiT Dolce Character Message Cards

EDIT: The cards have all been translated by the wonderful @otomehonyaku ♡〜٩( ˃▿˂ )۶〜♡. You can find the translations for the M bros here, and the S bros here!

Do NOT repost the scans anywhere!

#diabolik lovers #more character song #yui komori #ruki mukami #shuu sakamaki #yuma mukami #laito sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #kou mukami #azusa mukami #kanato sakamaki #mine #ruki x yui #shuu x yui #yuma x yui #im so sorry i don't have the energy to add more tags djdhfh #except my usual wordvomit #been at this for hours b/c my computer runs slower than dr nefario's mobility scooter _(´ω`_)⌒)_#what i wouldn't give to cuddle up to ruki rn im so tired hfjfhfg #so happy my best boys got such nice messages uwu #speaking of which #i've arranged the cards in the order of most to least favorite diaboy #that being said i don't dislike the ones at the bottom or anything #not even the purple gremlin (love to hate the little shit)#anyway gonna shut tf up now lol. i hope you all enjoy!#but again /please/ don't repost any of the scans

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crnl-chicken-tots · 2 months

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please tell me this hasn't been done yet-

#oh would you look at that. its brain rot o'clock #accurate representation #we all know laura puts up with their shit somehow #she's a queen for that #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #logan howlett #x23 #laura x23 #poolverine #loganpool #marvel #mcu #art #doodle #low quality doodle #i put too much time into this when im working on like 4 other pieces rn. smh #crnl's dp journal

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yikes-ajax · 11 months

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I dont have a clever and witty sarcastic comment tonight, I just think she's cute

#my brain isnt working rn its 3am ive been reading fanfics while hyperventilating over the irreparable damage i managed with my limited life #tee hee im just kinda feeling moody tonight 🤪#somebody please ban me from tumblr between 1am to 11am i do not function as a stable person between those times #i schedule my mental breakdowns they work really well with my schedule #its multitasking cause I'll already be up from insomnia its really efficient in the grand scheme of things #ah i love the fact that nobody can stop me from writing the most deranged shit in the tags of a cute cat pic <3 #animals #petblr #cat #cat life #cat lovers #catblr #my cat #cat photos #cat pictures #cats of tumblr #calico #calico cat #OH UH THATS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY FOR AMERICANS THE REASON IM SAYING ITS NIGHT WHEN THIS IS POSTED DURING THE DAY IS BECAUSE ITS QUEUED #i queue most stuff because i dont usually have the energy or time to be active at good times #i get little bursts of post motivation and dont wanna flood my 9 followers (at least 6 are dirty bots) with my bs #im just a dumbass that never tags shit

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