#off menu podcast

[wexpyke]

i don’t think anything a celebrity ever says about fan fiction that was written about them and a co-worker/friend will beat what james acaster said wrt fan fiction about himself and ed gamble last night, to ed gamble (and a theatre full of people), which was (and i’m paraphrasing a little here), “of course you like them, you’re always the dom”.

he also told us about one where “i crawl into ed’s flat, on all fours, crying, because he hasn’t fucked me in the arse yet today”

[penelopepitstopp]

James being harassed by a certain little shit circa 2013.

[waddle-avocado]

James Acaster looks like his bones are made of wire like those little toys that you can pose

[oxymoronish]

Ed Gamble and James Acaster: ‘Food is the ultimate topic. But famous people rarely talk about it'

[noel-fielding-web-page]

Noel Fielding On Off Menu Podcast With Ed Gamble And James Acaster :)

[j-acaster-updates]

- photos from off menu birmingham last night!

via offmenuofficial on insta

[urineedward]

JAMES ACASTER FANS THIS IS URGENT. WHERE IS THIS PHOTO FROM AND WHERE CAN I WATCH IT.

[ikeepseeingghosts]

James and Ed talk about fanfiction part ?/?

(context: they're discussing if pineapple makes cum taste better)

[olovemyworldisyou]

i think sam campbell's episode of the off menu podcast might be my favourite episode ever

he says he wishes he was living in ed's head, but oh my god i wish i was living in sam's

i'm so obsessed with how almost everything he says is a non sequitur

i love how he brings up australian things like the english audience will know what the fuck he's talking about (its okay sam i know where noosa is and what a chicken crimpy shape is)

[drcigarettes]

James Acaster and Ed Gamble photographed by Paul Gilbey for the OFF MENU: LIVE tour.

[penelopepitstopp]

Dr Cigarettes himself!

[happilyhadesbound]

blissfully unaware Six Idiots fan: hey you guys are back early from listening to Off Menu

people who listened to the ep: Mat moaned

blissfully unaware Six Idiots fan: what?

people who listened to the ep: *loading a pistol and getting back on Tumblr* Mat moaned

[reluctantjoe]

offmenuofficial: Thanks to everyone who came to our shows in Birmingham, Royal Albert Hall and Bristol this week. What a magical way to kick off the tour. And thanks to our dream guests Jamelia, Elis James, Mathew Baynton, Susan Wokoma and John Robins 📸 by @pushgilbey

[hbdttg]

Off Menu | Ep 152: Paul Hollywood [Just the first ten seconds, for obvious reasons]

[j-acaster-updates]

- photos from off menu london (night 2)!

via offmenuofficial on insta

[theoneandonlywonton]

And I quote... "Parts of Madeleine have been found under a car park in Milan" (mystery somewhat solved...?)

Amazing ep of Off Menu as always, worth listening to even if you aren't a Garth Marenghi fan but as one, it's great. Definitely need to read his books.