#officer they are gay

[idkwhatthistbh]

i just wanted to point out that when Enid saw Ajax she kinda just stood there and HE had to jog up to her and they had a weird ass side hug thing (which was just so awkward it is dripping in comphet). but when Enid sees Wednesday she RUNS and almost knocks her over in a hug and then when Wednesday pushed her back she looks like she’s trying to not cry but THEN WEDNESDAY HUGS HER BACK!!! AND THEY BOTH MELT INTO IT?!? COME ON THATS SO GAY

and ik ik ik its might be because since no one replied to her after she asked where Wednesday was it coulda’ve been because she thought she was dead BUT SHE DIDNT HUG AJAX AT ALL AND HE COULD’VE DIED TOO

also to add on, the fact that the rest of the student body just stands there watching and they all smile to each other they are us and are shippers

[gaygalore]

Marcus Mojo and Tommy Defendi Falcon Studios' Office Affairs (2011) dir. Tony DiMarco

[bli-o]

“You dont want kids? I said the same thing at your age. You’ll realize later.”

“You’re trans? You’re too young to know that. You’ll grow out of it.”

“You’re an atheist? You don’t actually disbelieve, you’re just mad at god. One day, every knee will bow and every tongue will confess.”

“You’re a leftist? You’ll become more conservative eventually; every generation does when they come into contact with The Real World™️”

“You’re gay/ace/queer? You just havent met the right man/woman yet.”

If you say any of the above things give me your personal information so i can harm you

edit: the terfs found this post. Y’all fuckin KNOW a teenager saying “give me your personal information” is a joke. You’re literally just being vindictive to have something to say.

anywaysy crazy how u guys r aligning with people who like theocracy and homophobia and heteronormity just because you hate trans people. It’s almost like you, my fellow hoes, are really damn predictable.

Edit 2: i love how after that first edit terfs mysteriously stopped interacting

[kokowray]

THEY *foams at the mouth*

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean, babe I fear the call is coming from inside the house

[valtsv]

i've said this before but it's an endless source of amusement to me how hypocritical and petty the interpersonal drama between the tma avatars is... our noble patrons of the dread powers vs. their sicko cultists. that being said there is definitely something uniquely fucked in the head about the ones that kept larping as regular guys at their day jobs instead of quitting all that to psychologically torture people with magic tricks.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I hate being touched

Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.

Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.

[queerism1969]

[avgeekbear]

The fucking audacity of this bitch

[bruciemilf]

Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

[limesquares]

snake who is also a menace

[idkwhatthistbh]

“maybe Enid is just in love with Wednesday”

JUST MAYBE?!?!? HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT WEDNESDAY?!? GIRL HAS BEEN IN LOVE

she fell into the TRENCHES and does not plan on leaving anytime soon

[science-lings]

I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him

[jvnart]

I read a fic (this one!!) with post retirement kks & gai. There is a scene where they visit hokage naruto, and sauske is there, and it's ✨️uncomfortable✨️

[xchesties]

[biboomerangboi]

Mù Qíng and his cunty little strut