#og incorrect quotes

[misterpseudonym]

[siriuslygay1981]

Sirius- Am I being annoying?

Remus- Are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you?

[crimsonsaturn]

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Gojo: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing? Geto: No, it’s called highjacking. Shoko: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking. Utahime: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

[loumandivorce]

merlin (not in love): we are two sides of the same coin you are the once and future king of camelot i trust you with my life you are part of my soul i have died for you and lived for you and killed for you i would follow you into battle a thousand times over you care so much for your people it is eating you alive you are incredible loyal and brave and kind i cannot imagine a world without you in it if you died i would die with you

arthur (in love): what the fuck

[shipsdoishipidk]

Jason: *to tim* I’ve been having trouble sleeping lately. I guess it’s because of work an’ shit

Tim: *unphased* uh huh.

Dick: *walking in* hey guys, what’s up?

Tim: *sniggering* Jason’s been having trouble sleeping because of work.

Jason: What the fuck are you laughin-

Dick: You’re having trouble sleeping little wing?! Oh no! *opening his arms wide* If you’re having trouble, come sleep with your Big Brother! I’ll take care of ya 💕

Jason who has a mommy kink and a massive big brother complex on Dick: *insanely turned on* fuck…

Tim: *glaring daggers of promised murder and violence at Jason* *whispering* Don’t. You. Dare.

Jason-petty ass-Todd: …you know what dick, I think I’ll take you up on that!

Tim, lunging out of his chair at him: YOU MOTHERFU-

[madefortherain]

*remus drinking tea*

sirius: moony, why does that mug not have a handle?

remus: i don’t know, why don’t YOU have a handle on your LIFE?

[starry-bi-sky]

Snippets for my Clone^2 Au that I thought was funny...

in incorrect quotes style format (Clone^2 = Both my Clone Damian Au and Clone Bruce Danny aus combined)

Snippet 1: Danny and Damian meeting for the first time

Danny, avoiding Damian's katana: I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you I don't wanna know who made you Danny: pleASE STOP TRYING TO STAB ME

------- Snippet 2: Danny and Damian meeting (Alternative)

Bby Damian: gets dropped off in the ONE city where his dad's clone is Danny, internally: damn I don't wanna know who made you

Danny: alright little buddy, lets -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- let's get you something to -- *blocks Damian's sword* please don't stab me -- something to EAT

------------- Snippet 3: Danny checking out books in the library Librarian: oh, are you trying to learn arabic, Mister Fenton?

Danny: oh- uh, yeah :) my parents recently,,, took in a foster kid from overseas,,,, but we found out he doesn't know english and he's having a hard time adjusting Danny, lying (only partially) through his teeth: so I,,, thought,,, maybe it would help him acclimate to his new environment if I learned some arabic :) Librarian: oh how sweet! let me know if you need any help, i can find you more books Danny: thank you

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Snippet 4: Damian wants to patrol Damian: let me come with you on patrol Danny, 16 year old idiot who fights without powers: uh. no. you are Itty Bitty Child Damian: comes with anyways

----------- Snippet 5: Damian, trying to fight a ghost without a ghost-proof sword: Danny, catching him and holding him against his chest: *radiating exhaustion* no,,,, no,,,,, not yet,,,,

-------- Snippet 6: danny has an epiphany Danny, realizing that he needs to set an example now that Damian is coming with him on patrol: fUCK Danny: I NEED AN ACTUAL SUIT ---------- Snippet 7; dynamic duo Danny: what is it with you and batman and robin???? Damian, silently sweating: ,,,,,,,because they are exemplary partners and i would like to think that us two are the same Danny, doesnt know identities: ...aww??? thats kinda sweet??? okay :)

---------- Snippet 8: hypocrite Damian: dijaal (affectionate) Danny, on day ?? of solving a cold case after a ghost asked him to: hrbhk - Damian, what are you doing up? it's late, you have school in the morning Damian, staring at him deadpan: you have school too. you should go to bed Danny: five min..utes buddy. then i'll go to bed Damian, grabbing the back of his rolling chair and pushing him to bed: no. now. danny, with eyebags the size of the marianna trench: ...fine. now.

--------- Snippet 9: ...the line Danny, doing homework with Sam and Tucker: Danny: *has an epiphany* wait. shit Tucker and Sam: ...? Danny, his head in his hands: am I Damian's dad or his brother?? Danny: wh- what do we define this??? Tucker: ... you're brothers until its funny? and then you're his dad?

----------- Snippet 10: learning Danny: reading a book about learning arabic Damian, slamming his hand down on the book to get his attention: dijaal, *points to book* kitab Danny, frowning: what? Damian, tapping book: kitab Danny: ..ki..kitab? Kitab? Book? Damian: Boog...book. *points to table* tawila --------- Snippet 11: clone reveal Damian, later after he knows enough english and months of chilling out: i am a clone.... meant to kill my original Danny, internally: wow you don't say? Danny, out loud:..huh. okay. thanks for telling me, uh, same here. except that last part

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Dijaal = imposter Damian is affectionately calling Danny an imposter because danny is a clone of bruce :)

[mytho-maniac-108]

Greek army: *breathes*

Nestor: Back in my day-

[polar-equinoxx]

Maverick: I need you

Iceman: For?

Maverick: Ever.

Ice, voice cracking: oh

[misterpseudonym]

[cindythecyclops]

OG! Cale, gesturing to Kim Roksu: This is my.... actually, what are you?

Kim Roksu, gently placing a scarred hand on Cale's arm: Your future trophy husband.

[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Gojo, leaning close to Geto: Suguru has no idea I’m drunk. Geto: You’re drunk? Gojo: Sorry. Gojo, leaning close to Shoko: Suguru has no idea I’m drunk.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: making a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow. can someone respond with a filling to finish the sandwich? i'll go first. ok.

EB: bread.

GG: bread!

EB: that's not allowed. we start with bread once more. it's ok, take your time.

EB: bread.

TG: garlic powder

TT: Sliced garlic.

EB: that's a lot of garlic. why don't we try something else?

GG: ...bread!!

EB: please think before posting.

TT: Water.

EB: hey.

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

TG: cheese

EB: i appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over.

TT: Ham. So much ham.

EB: this is beginning to resemble a sandwich!

TG: MORE cheese

TT: Add a mousetrap to the sandwich.

EB: ok but i don't take kindly to being ordered around.

TT: Lint.

EB: what ever. christ. i'm finishing the sandwich.

EB: bread.

GG: can you reopen the sandwich :( ?

EB: ok fine go ahead.

GG: chernobyl elephants foot :)

EB: SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roomiiroo]

Maverick: “playing dumb isn’t cute”

Maverick: Who says I’m playing? This is the default factory setting, and I have no idea how to turn it off

Maverick: There was assembly required, and they threw out the instruction manual and a box of screws. I’m being held together by tape and glue and some bubblegum

Ice:

Slider: Please pick someone else-

Ice: I want that one

Slider: *groans*