you said bribes?? :> 40 whole seconds ago??
and i do love smallidarity so win-win! (love boat boys too, but i'm an ethubs shipper till the end)
speaking of ethubs... could i request something fluffy with Etho and Bdubs? whatever you're in the mood for with 'em! romantic or platonic!
Pick up your lanky ass minecraft-boyfriend bridal-style! Why? Well, it’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
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IDK IF UR DOIN THIS N IF NOT U CAN IGNORE TJIS!!!!!
BUT
TRICK OR TREAT >:P
hms answered the door. good luck :P
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Silly headcanon but i like to imagine a beat up Solas being taken care of by lavellan after dreadwolf
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I just love this au from aidairo because mitsukou has paired costumes, and the puppy Kou literally sometimes wants to eat a mitsuba- bone and it's so damn cute that I'm going to suffocate.. I like to think about how it would be. Well, like..Kou holds back for a very long time and then walks and bites Mitsuba because he smells delicious and he has a very beautiful bone on his head. my hedcanon on the fact that Kou wants to bite/eat what he likes, literally becomes true in this au 😭😭 I wish someone would draw this omg
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