#ohayo region

[little-noko]

You probably wonder, what is a manatee doing in Ohio ? Well it turns out Colombus is know for protecting and rehabilitate manatees. Most of them being calves who lost their mother. They have a permanent resident called Stubby who's got her tail cut off my a propeller and she serves a surrogate for the babies that end up temporarily in the zoo.

-Calfana | Psychic Type The baby manatee pokemon Calfana aren't native from the Ohayo region, they were brought in after a tragic incident left them tailess. Through care and love it the very weak psychic power of this pokemon strenghtened giving it the ability to swim again. The next generation somehow kept that unique trait.

-Stubbarent | Psychic Type The Sanctuary pokemon This pokemon is often found looking after a group of Calfana, they are as sweet and caring as they are though and strong. It is believed that the "fishes" surrendering this pokemon are independent pokemon living in a different plane who were drawn to it's caring aura.

Art & Ohayo Region(c) @little-noko

[slylock-syl]

It took a bit of deciding, but I finally managed to settle on a team from @little-noko's Ohayo Fakemon Dex!~ (Guessed on most of the sizes but hopefully they're ok!) I don't think I've ever drawn anything even remotely pokemon-esque so I'm pretty happy with how these all turned out!

I'd go with Sulphisto, Seermoth, Diredge, Golderon, Drakamish, and the shiny regional variant of Persian! Because I would absolutely shiny hunt one before even considering getting anything else done XD Plus I'd go for the Strigia box legendary~

Ohayomons belong to Noko and the Trainer!Syl belongs to me!

[pokefossilclub]

Greetings, Professor!

I'm a professional Pokémon rehabilitator in the Lakes Region of Unova (West of the New Galar seaboard), and I've recently had a... SPECIAL... case come into my care.

I assume you are familiar with one Cara Lyss? Unovan customs arrested her for attempting to smuggle Dunklip fossils out of the region, in addition to several Dunklip and what she referred to as a "Dracovish", which was clearly a chimera of a Terrivish and some other, unidentified Pokémon.

I can handle the Dunklip just fine, since I helped with the reintroduction effort, but I honestly don't know what to do with the Big Guy. Frankly, he scares me, because I don't think he has a functional digestive tract, and I'm debating humane euthanasia unless I can get an expert second opinion. If I recall, she tried pulling this kind of stunt in Galar as well, so I assume you've got some know-how on how to care for this guy?

(OOC: Dunklip/Terrivish are the "ImpliedMon" that the Vish portion of the Galar fossils come from. Technically borrowing them from the Ohayo fan-region by Little-Noko on DA.)

of course she's at it again that woman I swear-

First off, let me say that I am so sorry you are having to deal with the results of Cara Liss' experimentation!

Unfortunately enough, I am indeed very familiar with her- well, I hesitate to call it 'work'. She was able to perpetrate it for a frankly rather embarrassing length of time here before authorities caught up with her sufficiently that she was forced to stop her production, and as you can tell she wasn't caught and is clearly still trying to get up to her old tricks!

That said! My philosophy has always been that no matter the circumstances of their creation, these creatures are here with us now and it is therefore our responsibility to help them live the best lives they can live!

I am very glad to hear that the living Dunklip are in good and experienced hands, as I've not yet had the privilege of working personally with that species- though naturally I've followed the research with interest. I can, however, absolutely help you with the Dracovish!

Of the four known chimeras created by Liss, Dracovish is perhaps the one that can require the most complex care. This is due to the fact that, as you have already noticed, its body is, well, not a body. Examinations have confirmed that it is fundamentally created out of exactly what it looks like- a tail!

However!

All is not lost! It is a fact that the created embryo would not have been viable for long, let alone matured into a creature capable of living independently even for a short amount of time, if it was fully missing something as vital as a digestive tract! We are still not sure how she managed it, but something about Liss' process means that the tissue that would ordinarily develop simply into tail muscle is forced to develop instead into essentially a pseudo-torso cavity, complete with organs essential to life, including a digestive system! I fully understand how it could appear that it was missing, however, as the process does not appear to be perfect- as you might expect- and often the organs are somewhat undeveloped or strangely developed! This is the key to finding out how to give your Dracovish the best care!

Some Dracovish appear perfectly capable of eating comfortably and freely right off the bat, but it is not at all uncommon for them to struggle, and from your question I would guess yours is showing significant discomfort or refusing to eat at all. If this is the case, you will have to prioritise medical scans to find out if the problem is with the physical arrangement of the digestive tract or if it is problems with nutrient absorption or sensitivities to certain substances- perhaps unsurprisingly, all four chimera fossils are prone as a group to autoimmune problems! While you are determining this, the top priority is obviously finding something that your new friend can digest. Dracovish are obligate flesh-eaters who can eat land-based meat but- with a few individual exceptions, because a lot about these creatures is individual!- do best on a primarily piscivore diet, and a very light seafood broth supplemented as needed with dietary supplements has been a successful stopgap food in almost all cases I've worked with. Once you have a better idea of your individual Dracovish's personal digestive issues, then you can get started on developing a meal plan that is tailored to them. A food designed for the Dunklip line is likely an ideal starting point, although unfortunately unlikely to end up a complete solution by itself.

Depending on how old your Dracovish is or if it has gone a long time without being able to comfortably eat, you may have to re-acclimatise it to the very concept of food at all! You may find that they are much more comfortable eating underwater at least at first; despite their lack of, shall we say swimming equipment, their heads and therefore their brains are of the Dunklip line, which is obviously a marine species (do watch, however, to make sure they aren't choking or swallowing an undue amount of water that they may not be able to get rid of with their non-marine lower half)! If the Dracovish does not yet trust you to feed it and continues to refuse to eat or becomes aggressive if you approach with food, it is far safer to anaethetise it for tube feeding rather than try to get up close and personal, as their bite is extremely powerful. It is very important, however, that you keep them under extremely close observation for potential reactions to the anaesthetic. I can give more details on reacclimation if you need!

I wish you the best of luck with your acquisition! I adore working with these creatures, they are so individual that they are a constant source of new discoveries! If necessary, we have some Dracovish living here at the Sanctuary as permanent residents, and could easily add another! We have also had what some people find a surprising amount of luck adopting them out to vetted, responsible trainers!

As a final note: please don't feel bad if despite all your efforts, the end result has to be euthanasia. While I will never encourage this as a first resort, as it is often perfectly possible for them to live fulfilling lives, sometimes it is unfortunately the case that the problems are, or will become, too severe to support life in the long term. This is not your fault, and it is better to do it before the suffering becomes extreme if possible! ((OOC: that artist has some amazing designs! Go check 'em out here!

Also, important note: I am not a vet, doctor or even a biologist and this should not be taken as advice for real living animals or humans or indeed anything up to and including pet rocks))

[popculturebee]

Ohayo! If you’ve been daydreaming of stepping into a land where delicate, pink petals rain from above and blanket the ground below, you're in the right place. Japan, home of the magical phenomenon known as 'sakura', never ceases to captivate with its iconic cherry blossom season. Get ready to venture with me through the top ten locations for the cherry blossom spectacle.

1. Yoshino, Nara

Our first pit-stop, Yoshino, is a stunning mountainous region awash with over 30,000 cherry trees. Yes, you read that correctly! Can you imagine a better way to commence your cherry blossom chase?

2. Shinjuku Gyoen, Tokyo

Next, we swing by the heart of Tokyo, landing at Shinjuku Gyoen. The park hosts not just one, but multiple varieties of cherry trees. No matter when you arrive during the season, you'll catch some blossoms in their prime.

3. Hirosaki Castle Park, Aomori

Famed for its vibrant Sakura Matsuri (Cherry Blossom Festival), Hirosaki Castle Park is the stuff dreams are made of. The castle, pond, and of course, breathtaking cherry blossom trees make perfect postcard material. Don't forget to spot petal-filled boats gently floating on the castle's moats!

4. Ueno Park, Tokyo

A combination like no other – Ueno Park houses both stunning sakura trees and intriguing museums. An afternoon under the cherry blossom canopy here is time well spent.

5. Himeji Castle, Hyogo

Majestic is the word when we talk about Himeji Castle during sakura season. The striking white castle surrounded by cherry blossoms creates an ethereal scene that belongs on the canvas of a master painter.

6. Maruyama Park, Kyoto

Kyoto, Japan's old capital, invites visitors to Maruyama Park to see Japan's most famous (and huge!) weeping cherry tree. Trust me, it's a sight to behold, especially at night when it's illuminated against the dark sky.

7. Lake Kawaguchi, Fujikawaguchiko

At Lake Kawaguchi, you get two Japanese wonders in a single frame - the enchanting Mt. Fuji backdrop to your cherry blossom viewing! This picturesque destination is a gem you should definitely add to your bucket list.

8. Osaka Mint Bureau, Osaka

Osaka Mint Bureau with its cherry garden will be your love-at-first-sight spot. Only open for one week in April, it parades late-blooming yaezakura trees, featuring blossoms with more petals than the common somei yoshino trees.

9. Kanazawa Castle, Kanazawa

Kanazawa Castle, another location where enchanting sakura landscapes weave magic. The Kenroku-en Garden located next to the castle is a spectacle of mellow pink and white hues of cherry blossoms in spring.

10. Takato Castle Park, Nagano

Ending our list on a high is Takato Castle Park, no less than a grand finale for your sakura pursuit. Renowned as one of Japan's top three cherry blossom spots, it's truly a paradise for sakura lovers.

Setting out on this cherry blossom journey is like stepping into a sensory painting of delicate pinks and whites, lively outdoor festivals, and joy-filled 'hanami' picnics. So brace yourself, Japan's iconic sakura season waits for no one. Gear up, and hop on this ethereal journey that celebrates the transient beauty of nature. And remember, as the cherry blossoms teach us, life is breathtakingly beautiful, but it is also incredibly fleeting, so enjoy every moment!FOLLOW FOR MORE WWW.AABEE.IN

[pokemon-goodmorn]

Welcome to the Goodmorn Region!

Hello! Thanks for stopping by! This is my funny little sideblog for working on the Goodmorn Region, a fanmade Pokémon region based on the state of Ohio. I figure to get things started, I can answer a few questions you might already have.

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Why are you making a fake Pokémon region based on Ohio?

Because I live there, and I think it would be funny :)

Why is it called the Goodmorn Region?

Because "good morning" in Japanese is "ohayo". I was going to call it the Goodmorning Region, but I thought it sounded a little cleaner without the "-ing" at the end. It's a dumb pun, I know.

Are you working on a game?

Nope! A) I do not know how to make a video-style game, and B) I'm scared that if I tried to, GameFreak would send their goons to break my kneecaps.

If you were, what would the two be?

I've actually been thinking about that a lot, and what I ultimately came to is that they would be Pokémon Flint and Pokémon Steel. I really like what they did with Scarlet and Violet, with the former having Past Paradox Pokémon and the latter having Future Paradox Pokémon. I think that in my games, it would be a split between letting nature be and take over everything in Flint versus taking total dominion over nature and using it for ourselves in Steel (with the outcome of both games' plots being "humans are a part of nature and have to act accordingly to help the ecosystem thrive"). Flint is the nature-y one because Flint is just a rock (and the state rock of Ohio, no less), and Steel would be the pollution-y one, because there's no steel in nature, it's man-made (and Ohio used to be a big steel mill place).

Can I put your guys in my game?

Oh, crabsolutely, I'd be honored! Just give me a shoutout for making the Pokemon and don't change things up too radically. Like, you're the one making the game, you have free reign, but I'd be kinda sad if you took my guy and made him a Water/Flying Special sweeper when I had him as a Steel/Dark setter.

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I'll add to this as I go on. Thanks for reading!

[noirahart]

Decided to try my hand at Pixel art. It’s my first time doing it as a full body thing so I have some issues to work out. 

Decided to use @little-noko Fakemon Scroboon from their Ohayo region. This starter was my favorite so yeah, I may as well start off with him!

[dl-oblivion]

Ohayo / Konbanwa <3 I wanted to ask if you could make a reaction from the mukami and tsukinami how they would react to an S / O who is very interested in the 1940s style (wears clothes in this style, loves the music etc.). Thank you in advance I found your blog today and think it's awesome ^^ <3

No problem, thanks for the love 💞

Ruki - The 1940s was an interesting time for humans. The music, and culture, was quite enjoyable from all regions. It's a pleasant surprise you can appreciate vintage arts.

Yuma - I don’t care watcha like, just don’t be an ass. If I see you bein’ all high, and mighty ‘bout liking old shit I’ll get annoyed. You’ll probably also faint wearin’ long dresses outside.

Kou - That’s cute m-neko-chan, but I think modern attire is better. The 1940s were boring in terms of fashion, everything was so modest~. Don’t even get me started on the music!~

Azusa - You look pretty... in those dresses eve... we should dance to that music... while you look like this... It would be a lot of fun...

Carla - Time passes quickly among immortals, while I do remember it, that era was nothing of note. The past can be fascinating, but focusing on such, will make one lose their sense of reality.

Shin - So you enjoy engulfing yourself in a time where humans were fighting, and getting killed? What’s with that face? I suppose the clothing wasn't awful~.

[sweetangelortega]

“ AKIHABARA, JAPAN”

“Mina, Ohayo gozaimazu!”, “Konnichiwa”, “Arigato”, “Doitishimaste”, “Sumimasen”, “Hai Hai”, “Konbawa”,

Apparently, these are the common Japanese words you can hear from this place which is Akihabara, Japan. As far as I know, Akihabara is known as the world's leading electric city and home to the Otaku culture. It's a great place to shop for Japan's underground culture and high-tech gadgets.

I have longer wanted to wish that I will be here in this place, so that I can experience the good quality of anime books and series and especially to join their celebration and tradition. Akihabara, Japan is famous because of the great number of otaku people living in here and due to the fact that this place is also called “anime world”, where products and equipment mostly displayed are about two-dimensional characters made by three-dimensional creators.

Akihabara, Taito City, Japan is the complete name of this place where you can find different personalities, good, creative and imaginative people. People in this city tend to invite people who has interest in anime and manga to buy their products and to make those people happy.

The restaurants, the cafes, the amusing stores are filled with anime and manga characters and also there are people who are dressed up as characters which we basically call them as “cosplayers”, their main purpose is to dress up and invite people to go to their store or café in order to buy their products and also to entertain them with their charismatic aura, like they will act as the real two-dimensional character so that the customers will enjoy buying their satisfying products.

Usually the seller there are displaying figures, figures that simply look like a doll of an anime or manga character even the materials used to made it are unique and high quality and people are amused by how people and what process they actually made the figure. They are also selling books filled with beauty and imagination, you can really enjoy just by reading it. They also sell costumes and foods to be able to feel the newcomer that he or she is at home and really belong in this particular place, and the newcomer will be able to like Akihabara, Japan.

Top places you must visit in Akihabara Japan! (Otaku Version)

1. Yodobashi Camera!

It is one of the best electronics stores in Japan to buy the latest electronics products, the 9 storied department store “Yodobashi Camera” is where the widest variety of electronic gadgets can be found. If you are into the latest high-tech products, you can easily spend 2–3 hours there. Besides electronics products, there are a wide range of products in various categories available such as video games, toys, luxurious brand products and cosmetics products. Yodobashi Camera is located in front of Akihabara Station, Japan Web Magazine (2020)

2. Mandarake

It is one of the most significant stores in Akihabara, which is often called “the largest manga and anime store in the world”. Mandarake deals with secondhand items related to manga, anime, game, dolls, etc including loads of rare items which you can probably find only in Mandarake, Japan Web Magazine(2020). When in Akihabara, do as the otakus do and venture out to the multitude of anime and manga shops. Opening its doors in 1987, Mandarake is one of the longest-standing and largest otaku emporiums stocked with anime merchandise, figures, video games, and rare goodies. Towering at eight floors, the flagship store in Akihabara is also equipped with English-speaking staff to assist you in finding one-of-a-kind otaku paraphernalia, Matcha(2019)

3. Kanda Myojin Shrine

is one of the most important shrines in Japan and popular from anime lovers as the shrine often associates with anime culture, Japan Web Magazine(2020). Pray for prosperity, good luck and marriage at the Kanda Myojin Shrine, where three major gods, or kami, are enshrined. They include two of the seven Gods of Fortune: Daikokuten, who presides over bountiful harvests and matrimony; and Ebisu, the god of fisheries and business, Gotokyo(2019).

4. AKIBA CULTURES ZONE

Is a six-story department store containing a large number of shops catering to those interested in otaku culture. There are subculture stores such as ACOS, which specializes in cosplay goods, to Rashinban and Animate are both offering anime merchandise. Hands down, this is a unique combination of shops you'll only find in Akihabara.Thingss you must do to enjoy Akihabara, Japan!

Top Food Restaurant in Akihabara, Japan!

Source from Japan Web Magazine (2020)

1. Maidreamin (めいどりーみん)

Maidreamin is the largest franchised maid cafes in Japan that has several branches across the country. 7 of them are located within Akihabara area. If you are looking for the unique only-in-Japan dining experience, how about being served by cute maids at one of these classic maid cafes!

2. Kanda Matsuya (神田まつや)

Kanda area is only a few blocks away from Akihabara area, and there are numbers of long-established Japanese restaurants. Visit Kanda Matsuya Soba and try the authentic Japanese soba noodles.

3. Tonkatsu Marugo (丸五)

Tonkatsu (Japanese pork cutlet) is a must-try Japanese dish for meat eaters. Tonkatsu Marugo is one of the finest Tonkatsu restaurants in Tokyo, and the restaurant was introduced by Michelin Guide.

4. Tempura Hisago (ひさご)

Although Akihabara is a center of modern culture of Japan, you can also enjoy authentic Japanese cuisine such as Tempura dishes. At Hisago, delicious Tempura dishes are served since 1918.

5. Aoshima Shokudo (青島食堂)

One of the busiest Ramen stores in Akihabara! Aoshima Shokudo is a famous regional Ramen shop from Niigata Prefecture,serving simple yet flavourful Shoyu Ramen with the significant soy sauce based soup with a hint of ginger. The restaurant has only 9 counter seats, so be prepare to wait in a long queue, especially during lunch time!

6. Yamano (やまの)

Enjoy delicious Wagyu beef in the heart of Akihabara with traditional Japanese BBQ (Yakiniku)!

7. Pinafore (ぴなふぉあ)

Another popular maid cafe in Akihabara, Pinafore offers guests the most unique and fancy dining experience with cute maids and decorated food and drinks.

8. Menya Musashi (麺屋武蔵 巖虎)

Menya Musashi is a popular “Dipping Ramen” Tsukemen style restaurants in Tokyo, and its Akihabara branch is located near Akihabara Station.

9. Motenashi Kuroki (饗 くろ喜)

Motenashi Kuroki is one of the most well-known Shio Ramen (salt base soup) restaurants in Tokyo. The shops offers delightful bowl of Ramen served with selected ingredients and has aromatic and delicate taste.

10. Kanda Yabu Soba (かんだやぶそば)

One of the oldest restaurants in Tokyo with over 100 years history, serving authentic and fresh Soba noodle in a preserved historic building.

11. Kanda Koju (かんだ光壽)

Kanda Koju is one of the best spots in Tokyo for Sake lovers that offers a wide selection of Sake drinks served with delicious and authentic Japanese pub food.

12. Marufuku Coffee (丸福珈琲店 )

Cozy and nostalgic Kissaten (Japanese style cafe) located inside the popular electronic department store, Yodobashi Akiba. Try their classic style pancake with freshly brewed aromatic coffee.

Otaku Culture in Akihabara, Japan!

Otaku Culture is one of the most famous Japanese pop cultures worldwide as well as Kawaii Culture, and Otaku is the people who obsessed with some pop cultures such as manga and anime. If you are an Otaku who loves Japanese anime, you can be called “Anime Otaku”.

Akihabara, the town which has been visited by more foreign tourists lately, is looked on as the mecca of Otaku. There are numerous pop culture shops which sell various Otaku items from manga and light novels to character’s model figures and other exclusive goods in Akihabara. In addition to Akihabara, Nakano is coming under the spot light as an Otaku town in Tokyo in the past several years, Japan Web Magazine(2020).

What is “Otaku”?

Otaku (おたく or オタク) is a Japanese term for people with consuming interests, particularly in anime and manga or a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills, Oxford Languages,(2020)

Four Types of Otaku!

1. Manga Otaku- a type of Otaku who daily reads books or manga.

2. Anime Otaku- a type of Otaku who watches series and movies of 2D characters.

3. Idol Otaku- a type of Otaku who idolize female or male idols dancing and performing in stage.

4. Game Otaku- an Otaku who plays games and addicted to games only.

Akihabara, Japan is an amazing place to have fun, entertain and satisfy yourself. Meeting new people, new culture, tradition and especially a place where you truly find yourself who you are and what is it you truly like! A place with dedicated and passionate hearts and full of creative and wise people! So what are you waiting for? Let’s go to Akihabara, Japan!

#travelliterature

#creativenonfiction

#actsheet14

[redfreesias03]

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“Fantastic, bizarre, and shocking, Japanese culture! See, listen, and experience Japan, master!”

OR: A “come visit Japan” song.

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takoyaki    okonomiyaki teppanyaki    sukiyaki    monjayaki yakitori    EDAMAMI    ehoumaki It’s so yum! Yum! Yummy! Yummy! GOCHISOU SAMI SAMI

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Nara Nara tera tera daibutsu daibutsu    jinja jinja TAKUSHII DOA    OTOMACHIKKU What? What? What? What? SHAWAA TOIRE   KARAOKI
irasshaimase! yorokonde! hinkouhousei    seiretsu jousha UOO AI NII RIIBEN!

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Shake it up! Make it up! Check it out! saa tondekou ze hi no dezuru kuni    samurai tamashii Shake it up！ Make it up！ Check it out！ yamato nadeshiko FANTASUTIKKU EKIZOCHIKKU    tamari mahen naa JAPAN

Shake it up! Make it up! Check it out! C’mon, let’s fly there! The Land of the Rising Sun, samurai spirit Shake it up! Make it up! Check it out! Quintessential Japanese beauties Fantastic, exotic, it’s just too much, JAPAN

GAARUZU AIDORU    BOOIZU AIDORU KOSUPUREIYAA    KOMIKKU MAAKETTO
wasei eigo    HOCCHIKISU What? What? What? What? kimono    yukata   chonmage kabuki    FUJIYAMA    tenpura MANGA    geisha    shinkansen AIRABYUU JAPAAN!

Girl idols, boy idols Cosplayers, comic markets Japanese-coined English like “hotchkiss”⁵ What? What? What? What? Kimono, yukata, the samurai topknot Kabuki, Mt. Fuji, tempura Manga, geisha, bullet trains I love you, Japan!

OK! Ladies & Gentlemen! I am DJ KOO! Welcome to JAPAN! Hey! NIPPON saikou sekaijuu no minna! nihon tte hontou ni saikou da yo ne Sing a Song! Shake your Body! Here we go! Tacoyaki Rainbow.

OK! Ladies & Gentlemen! I am DJ KOO! Welcome to JAPAN! Hey! Japan is the best! People around the world! Japan really is the best! Sing a song! Shake your body! Here we go! Tacoyaki Rainbow.

BOOM！ BOOM！ BOOM！ KENDAMA kendou    NIPPON    OHAYO GOZAIMASU DUTY FREE su    suihanki BOOM！ BOOM！ BOOM！ CHAMBARA taisou NIPPON    kouon tashitsu    shimaguni 1234 hii fuu mii yoo bakugai suru wa anshin no KUORITI    nippon sei Harajuku KAWAII DOTTO jp 1234 hii fuu mii yoo

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KENDAMA TOY Kendo, NIPPON, OHAYO GOZAIMASU* DUTY FREE r-rice cookers BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! SAMURAI FILMS Calisthenics, Japan is a hot and humid island 1, 2, 3, 4, one, two, three, four Let’s go on a mad tourism-shopping spree! Quality that gives you peace of mind, “Made in Japan” Harajuku is KAWAII .jp 1, 2, 3, 4, one, two, three, four

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¹ Cipangu (sometimes spelled Zipangu) is the first “western” name for Japan, based on descriptions of the country that Marco Polo heard in China.  

² The first sentence Japanese students learn in English class (and the only thing many remember after graduating) is “this is a pen”. This song pokes fun at Japanese that may be too flustered to reply to tourists and just regurgitate the only English phrase they know.

³ Ohayo gozaimasu is plain “Good morning”, but I left it untranslated as it seems to fit with an over-excited tourist “practicing” phrases in the native language.

⁴ This is a nonsensical portmanteau between yummy (pronounced “yami” in Japanese) and gochisousama (“that was delicious/thank you for the meal”).

⁵ HOCCHIKISU is a good example of wasei-eigo in that it’s written in katakana and “sounds” English but no English speaker would recognize it or ever guess it’s the Japanese word for “stapler” (if you’re curious why, it’s because the first staplers there were sold by a company named Hotchkiss.)

I skipped notes on what a lot of stuff was (mostly because they’re regional “must-see’s” or “must-eats” and the fun is in looking them up yourself) but if there’s anything anyone needs an explanation on, feel free to let me know.

(Also, before it’s asked: yes, there’s some Osaka-ben in here, I just gave up on translating it to an English equivalent OTL).

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THE GLORY OF GODHEAD-YAHWEH&YESHUA[MIRACULOUS POWER FREED THE UNIQUE ONE[ELIZABETH L.SMITH CONSECRATED TO GOD'S LIGHT]

Ni Ha Ma, Ohayo, Annyeong Haseyo, Or Goodmorning Everyone Regional, THANK GODHEAD THAT THIS IS THE DAY, THAT THE LORD HAS MADE WE WILL REJOICE AND BE GLAD IN IT!!!! MATTHEW 4[THE WHOLE CHAPTER, BUT ALSO THESE 2 VERY INTERESTING VERSE'S=10.) THEN SAID JESUS UNTO HIM, GET THEE HENCE, SATAN: FOR IT IS WRITTEN, YOU SHALL WORSHIP THE LORD YOUR GOD, AND HIM ONLY SHALL YOU SERVE. 17.) FROM THAT TIME JESUS BEGAN TO PREACH, AND TO SAY, REPENT: FOR THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND.] OH MY KING OF GLORY, THESE PEOPLE REALLY CHOSE TO IGNORE YOUR VERY WORDS ALL OF THESE YEARS, IT'S CLEARLY SHOWN IN LIFE THESE DAYS!!! WOE UNTO YOU BABYLONIANS, ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO THINK YOU WILL GET NEAR HEAVEN BY BECOMING 1 IN DARKNESS, NO NOT NEVER AGAIN WE DECLARED AN ELEMENTAL STRIKE ON Y'ALL OF SATAN CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD AND UNDER THE EARTH!!! YOU ALL QUOTE THE HOLY BIBLE KNOWING YOUR HEARTS ARE FAR FROM HIM(LORD JESUS CHRIST THE ANOINTED ONE)!!!! YO YOU MARK CORRELL FROM LONG AGO, GODHEAD [ELOHIM TOLD ME, YOU ALL[YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY WHERE SENTENCED DIRECTLY TO HELL, FOR BRINGING THAT CASKET INTO THE PULPIT.] WHILE YOU ALL PLOTTED ON MY CREW, THINKING JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN THE NURSERY AT THE TIME, I WAS VERY AWARE OF THE UNDERHAND TRICK AND TREAT,Y'ALL BLACK ASS DID BACK THEN!!!! I JUST LAUGHED AND TOLD MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD ADONAI, THEY BETTER NOT, CAUSE IF Y'ALL ASS GOT CAUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE FIRE, AND ALL OF THE OTHER GLORIOUS ELEMENTS UP AND DOWN Y'ALL TO FRO ASS!!!! AND ANOTHER THING I KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS CRAP TRAP THE WICKED HAS BEEN DOING THESE YEARS, ALONG WITH THE CHICKENS IN HIDING(RIGHTEOUS CHILDREN SCARED OF A MAN & THING, NOT FEARING GODHEAD WILL COST YOU ALL YOUR VERY SOUL'S!!!) IT'S TRUE I'M NOT LIKE MY CREW WHO BELIEVED Y'ALL, LIES OF SAYING I LOVE YOU, BUT I DO RESEMBLE THEM IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE OUR HEARTS WILL ALWAYS BE THE SAME IN LIVING ONLY AND TRULY IN RIGHTEOUSNESS FOREVERMORE WITH ONENESS IN GODHEAD [YAHWEH &YESHUA TOGETHER AND FOR ALL ETERNITY]. ALL OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN GLORIOUS CREW, SEE TO THIS ONE PACIFIC REQUEST, MAKE SURE NO ONE TAKES CREDIT FOR BOAZ AND MY REAL STORY, ALSO THESE WAYS GODHEAD HAS BLESSED ME TO TEACH PEOPLE WORLDWIDE IN A UNIQUE WAY, OF ANCIENT OF DAYS LOVE FOR MANKIND THROUGH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST ALPHA AND OMEGA THE BEGINNING AND THE ENDING. NO ONE ON EARTH IS TO CLAIM WHAT WE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN PEOPLE DO, AND CREATE JUST TO GLORIFY GODHEAD THE TRINITY IN EVERYTHING!!! OUR INVENTIONS WILL RETURN BACK TO US, AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT'S OURS TOO, YOU WICKED BASTARDS LIKE BOBBY BROWN AND THAT BOYFRIEND OF WHITNEY ELIZABETH HOUSTON DAUGHTER, MY FATHER GOD TOLD ME YOU MURDER MY SISTER IN THE WATER, AND THE DAUGHTER THE BOYFRIEND DID IT TO HER... THESE THINGS WAS NEVER A MYSTERY CASE, BUT THE VERY CRIMES YOU ALL HIDE BY HAVING MONEY, TO SILENCE THE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY YOU ALL DID THROUGH THE YEARS!!!! OH MY ABEOJI MY FATHER GOD, WHOOPS I'M TELLING ON ALL OF THE SNEAKY DUMBASS BASTARDS AGAIN, JUST FOR YOU MY KING OF GLORY!!!! GENESIS 1 & MATTHEW 10[ THIS PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH WILL REVEAL THE GRACE, MERCY,TRUTH,AND LOVE THROUGH OUR MIGHTY KING OF GLORY[ALPHA AND OMEGA YESHUA-LORD JESUS CHRIST]. IT WAS WRONG OF THESE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD TO PLOT, ON YOUR VERY ANOINTED PEOPLE WHO REALLY LIVED IN RIGHTEOUSNESS, NO MATTER WHERE, AND WHO THEY CAME IN CONTACT WITH THEY REPRESENTED YOU, JUST THE WAY YOU CREATED THEM TOO!!! OH TO OUR, VERY, VERY,VERY, AND VERY BELOVED,PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, AND LOVELY HEARTS CREW IN HEAVEN WITH FATHER GOD NEM, WE TRULY THANK GODHEAD FOR THE TIMES WE SPENT AND SHARED TOGETHER, WE CHERISHED AND TREASURED THOSE MOMENTS BECAUSE WE TRULY LOVED Y'ALL JUST THE YOU ALL WHERE, AND NOT FOR MONEY OR OTHER THINGS, BUT BECAUSE WE ALL WHERE ONE OF THE SAME... I ADMIT, WHEN I WAS THAT LITTLE I TRULY DISCERNED EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE, THAT GODHEAD HAD TO CALL ME GETTING MY ATTENTION QUICKLY, BECAUSE MY ANGER BACK THEN WAS OUT OF CONTROL, AFTER MY TWINS LEFT ME HERE ON EARTH!!!! GODHEAD [THE TRINITY TRUE CHILDREN, THEIR IS NOTHING CRAZY ABOUT US, YOU TRIFLE WITH US, THE HOST OF HEAVEN HAVE TO GET US, CAUSE WE WILL PUT Y'ALL BLACK ASS INTO A COMA NO LIE... YOU SEE THESE FAKE ASS BASTARDS IN THIS WORLD LIES, ABOUT FIGHTING, BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SNEAK AND TRY TO OUTNUMBER YOU A CERTAIN AMOUNT ON 1 PERSON, BUT US WE SEE IT ONE WAY AND THAT'S ALPHA AND OMEGA LORD JESUS CHRIST WAY[LIFESTYLE WALK& TALKING, WE KNOW OUR ANGELS WILL GET YALL WICKED ASS TOO] ... WARNING TO ALL OF THE JOINT-HEIRS WITH OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST IN THIS WORLD, YOU ALL BETTER START SEEKING GODHEAD FIRST AND FAST QUICKLY, BECAUSE I'M VERY AWARE OF MY DADDY WHO IS HIS MAJESTY, AND YOU ALL CAN JUST THINK OF THIS. [ELOHIM-OUR ETERNAL GOD].BOAZ I WILL TELL YOU MY NEW NICK NAME LATER, MY LOVE!!!! YOU WICKED BASTARDS COMPANIES IT HAS BEEN DECREED AND DECLARED MY GREAT GRANDFATHER DANIEL TOLD ME AND I HAVE ACCESS TO CRUSH ALL OF Y'ALL COMPANIES AROUND THE WORLD, THE HOLY BIBLE SAYS THIS -THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN WILL CRUSH ALL OTHER KINGDOMS!!!! YOU ALL CHOSE TO REVOLT ON MY HEAVENLY FATHER GOD, SO I'M RETURNING THE FAVOR OF A LIFETIME, JUST FOR OUR VERY BEAUTIFUL AND BRAVE CREW THIS FOR Y'ALL THAT'S IN HEAVEN!!!! SAYING WITH ONE ACCORD WITH THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN " LET'S CRUCIFY OUR ENEMIES AROUND THE WORLD JUST FOR OUR FATHER GOD[EL SHADDAI HIS MAJESTY OF ALL CREATION]!!!! TRULY, SURELY, AND CERTAINLY OUR HEAVEN ABBA FATHER, CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND THE EARTH, WE PRAISE, WORSHIP, AND GLORIFY YOUR HOLY NAME, FOR YOU ALONE DESERVE ALL OF THE PRAISE,GLORY,AND HONOR THAT'S DUE UNTO YOUR NAME FOR ALL ETERNITY... [THANK YOU OH SO VERY MUCH OUR VERY BEAUTIFUL, BRIGHT, AND LOVELY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WHO IS KING OF OUR VERY SOULS, THANK FATHER GOD FOR SENDING YOU TO EARTH THOSE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR BOAZ AND I, TO REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS READING THE HOLY BIBLE, AND HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH GODHEAD YAHWEH AND YESHUA, IT MAKES THE VERY DIFFERENCE IN OUR LIVES. I'VE COME TO UNDERSTAND THIS AND COULD YOU TELL THE ONES WHO REALLY TAUGHT ME WHAT LOVING MYSELF REALLY MEANT, I'VE LEARNED THIS 1 VALUABLE LESSON FROM EVERYONE IN HEAVEN AND ALSO IN THIS EARTH WITH ME [JAPAN,KOREA, AND ASIA, WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEONE AND THEIR HAPPINESS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU THAN YOUR OWNS, YOU JUST DO YOUR VERY BEST IN EVERYTHING TO FOLLOW GODHEAD[YAHWEH &YESHUA INSTRUCTIONS GUIDANCE TO MAKE LIFE VERY LIGHT, AND VERY EASY FOR YOUR PARTNER TOO... WE DON'T MAKE NOTHING HARD FOR THOSE WE LOVE, BECAUSE IT HURTS US TOO IN THE LONG RUN, SO WE JUST ASK THEM WILL YOU LET ME HELP YOU AND HEAL YOU FROM, EVERYTHING THAT TROUBLED YOU THROUGH THE YEAR'S!!!! MAY GODHEAD GRANT AND GUIDE US IN SPIRIT AND IN TRUTH, TO LIVE BEHIND THOSE VERY THINGS THAT HARMED US ALL THROUGH THESE YEARS, LETTING GO OF OUR PAST, AND JUST LIVING,LAUGHING,AND LOVING THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN CREW IN A NEW AND BRIGHTER BEGINNING WAY, LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!! LIFE IS A GROWING EXPERIENCE WITH KING OF GLORY NEM[THE FAMILY OF LOVE], IT'S GODHEAD TRUE FAMILY, AND WE DO REALLY APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD, BECAUSE MY VERY CREW WAS THE BALANCE OF THIS WORLD, AND I KNEW IT, I JUST HAD TO GROW UP, AND MATURE IN GOD LIKE MY HUSBAND JESUS CHRIST TOLD US IN MATTHEW 5, ONLY IN THIS WAS I ABLE TO FINALLY MEET YOU BOAZ, AND NO I DON'T REGRET MY PAST, BECAUSE FATHER GOD, BLESSED ME TO REMEMBER MY PAST, SO I COULD OVERCOME MY PAST THROUGH THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB, AND THE WORDS OF MY TESTIMONY!!!! YOU ALL SHOULD REALLY MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, BECAUSE THIS WORLD WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS, IF THOSE PARENTS WHO BEFRIENDED THEIR KIDS, INSTEAD OF TRAINING THEIR KIDS ABIDED BY THE HOLY BIBLE... BUT THIS VERY FACT IS VERY TRUE FOR EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD AND LIFE, IF YOU ALL CHOSE TO REVOLT ON GODHEAD BECAUSE YOU ALL HATED YOUR DAD OR MOM FOR BEING A TRUE RIGHTEOUS VESSEL OF GODHEAD THE TRINITY, THEN YOU ALL KNOW GOD SENTENCED YOUR DARK WICKED ASS TO HELL, THE MOMENT YOU STARTED THINKING OPPOSITE, OF HIS[GOD'S WORD =THE HOLY BIBLE]!!!! I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD, BUT I'M CERTAIN BOAZ AND I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT THIS VERY DECISION =I'M ONLY THINKING AND LIVING FOR GODHEAD ALONE, IN EVERYTHING:[MORNING,DAY,AND NIGHT,SPRING,SUMMER,FALL,AND WINTER,SECOND,MINUTE,HOUR OF THE DAY, MONDAY-SUNDAY, AND ALSO JANUARY-DECEMBER, I'M SEPARATING US FROM ALL OF Y'ALL IN THIS WORLD, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIE AND SAY YOU SERVE GODHEAD WHEN YOUR VERY LIFESTYLE HAS TOLD US YOU ARE ALL ABOUT MONEY MATERIAL THINGS=SELFISHNESS CARNAL MINDED... YOU ALL MAY FOOL OTHERS IN THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN, BUT WE NEVER BELIEVED Y'ALL LIES, Y'ALL MADE IT TOO HARD FOR THOSE BACK THEN, AND THESE BABIES THESE DAYS TOO. THIS IS WHY HIS[ADONAI CALLED US TO THE SCENE, Y'ALL MESSED WITH MY TRUE CREW, I NEVER LIED, AND I NEVER WILL I'M THE BABIES TRUE PROTECTOR, THEREFORE, WHOEVER USED SORCERY ON A BABY IN THIS LIFETIME, IS SENTENCED AND GOING TO HELL, AND WHATEVER FATHER DECIDES TO DO TO Y'ALL AFTER THAT IT'S IN HIS MAJESTY HANDS!!!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS WHY, THAT KIDS TIME LEARNING ACADEMY, PLOTTED ON ME, IN TELLING THOSE PEOPLE THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME, WHEN YOU ALL KNEW THAT DAMN DUMAS, FOR A LUSTFUL OLD ASS DOG WHO WORKED WITH WOMEN JUST TO LUST AFTER THEM TOO, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MARRIED... Y'ALL MARRIAGES WAS A FAKE, JUST TO COUNTERFEIT YOUR TRUE NATURE HEY!!!!! LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL GOT PLAYED BY THE TRUE MASTERMIND>BUSINESSMIND>THE ALL POWERFUL,THE ALL MIGHTY BIG BOSS MAN HIMSELF[MEET MY REAL TRUE DADDY OF THIS WHOLE EARTH=EL ELYON THE ONE TRUE GOD]...I TOLD YALL BASTARDS YALL WILL HAVE TO ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING YOU ALL HAS EVER DID TO US ALL FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION, FROM MY GRANDMOTHER MRS.SMITH- ALL THE WAY TO ME THAT WAS BORN IN 1985...( THEIR IS NO EXCUSES FOR HOW YOU ALL HAVE DONE US ALL THROUGH THESE YEARS, SO NOW IS RECOMPENSE, REVELATION, AND RESTORATION TIME JUST FOR BOAZ AND I THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN REPRESENTATIVES), WHILE FOR OUR ENEMIES IN THIS WORLD A SMITE,SMOTE, AND SMITTEN THIS IS ALSO WITH YOUR CURSED, DISEASED INFESTED PACKAGES ALL FOR THOSE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD THAT'S UNEMPLOYED JUST LIKE THEIR FATHER OF LIES!!!! THOSE WHO LIVE IN LOVE, WHETHER IT'S SEEN OR NOT SEEN IS GODHEAD KIDS[CHILDREN OF KINGDOM OF LIGHT], BUT THISE WHO LIVE IN HATE= SOMETIMES LIGHT, BUT MOSTLY DARK=DUMMY CHILDREN OF DARK... IF Y'ALL KEEP DOING THE VERY THINGS GODHEAD HATE YOU ALL WILL PERISH OFF THIS EARTH, AND IT'S NO ONE FAULT BUT YOUR OWN... TO HATE ANYONE JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE STILL, IT'S NOT OF GODHEAD,AND YOU ALL KNOW IT... WHAT TICK AND PIST ME OFF IS Y'ALL LOW DOWN DIRTY ASS, SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THIS MENTALLY INTO THIS AGE OF KIDS, IT WAS SO VERY WRONG... WE NEVER PAID FOR ANYTHING JUST SO Y'ALL COULD BECOME WEALTHY TO HARM, THEM. DON'T ACT LIKE Y'ALL ASS DON'T KNOW WHAT I SPEAK OF, WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOMEONE, YOU ALL VIOLATED THE 1RULE IN THE HOLY BIBLE ABOUT MARRIAGE, WHICH IS ONLY COMMITTING AND SUBMITTING TO ONE ANOTHER. MAN & WOMAN TOGETHER TEACHING KIDS RESPECT,HONOR, AND OBEY THE HOLY BIBLE IN PARENTS TRAIN YOUR CHILDREN. GOD DID NOT GIVE KIDS TO US TO HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO TRAIN THEM FOR YOU, BUT YOU WHO LAID DOWN TOGETHER ARE SUPPOSE TO TRAIN THEM... WHY GET MARRIED TO PEOPLE, IF YOU ARE STILL LOOKING AT OTHERS, THAT YOU KNOW IS NOT YOURS!!!! COVETING WILL GET YOUR ASS TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FAST!!!! FATHER GOD I SEE IT NOW THE YOUNGER HAVE OUTCLASSED THE OLDER IN GROWTH, BECAUSE WE HEEDED TO YOUR VERY OWN HEART MY KING!!!! TAKE THEIR POSITIONS FROM THEM MY LORD OF HOST, AND GIVE THEIR POSITIONS TO YOUR TRUE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE IN THESE POSITIONS, OFFICE'S, AND TITLES MY GREAT,HOLY,WORTHY, AND EXALTED ONE IN ALL THE EARTH JEHOVAH-ROHI I LEAVE THIS PETITION IN YOUR CARE MY KING OF GLORY, ONLY Y'ALL CAN MAKE THESE THINGS RIGHT, THAT WE WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE SO BAD, BACK THEN WE EVEN SOWED INTO THEIR MINISTRIES,ONLY TO SEE, THAT THEY REALLY DID SELL THEIR SOUL TO THAT DAMN DEV... I HATE THAT DAMN BASTARD SO MUCH MY KING, THAT I DO REALLY NEED Y'ALL TO INTERVENE ON OUR BEHALF ALWAYS NOW, BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK STUPIDLY AROUND WITH THAT ERR[ERROR ASS] LIKE YOU OWE THEM ANYTHING, BUT REALLY THEY OWE YOU THEIR LIFE, BECAUSE OF WHAT JESUS CHRIST DID, JUST SO WE COULD LIVE, AND KNOW YOU FOR OURSELVES... I DON'T KNOW ANY WEEDS, AND TARES NO MORE BOAZ, I'M NOT CARING ABOUT NO ONE THINK OR FEEL ABOUT ME ANYMORE, TO DO OUR FATHER GOD LIKE THIS, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE HOW I REALLY FEEL RIGHT NOW??? I BESEECH THEE MY KING OF GLORY, GIVE US OUR INHERITANCE BOAZ AND I, OUR FINANCES FROM HEAVEN TO EARTH JUST FOR US OUR OBEDIENCE IN UPHOLDING YOUR PRECEPTS THIS WHOLE TIME, NOT FORSAKING THEM FOR NOTHING AND NO ONE.... YOU HAVE MY WORD OH GREAT AND EXALTED ONE HIS MAJESTY, YOUR EXCELLENCY, YOUR PRAISES HAS CHANGED FROM GREATLY PRAISING YOU TO SUPREMELY PRAISING YOU IN SPIRIT AND IN TRUTH DAILY AND ALWAYS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME WE PRAY,AMEN.... TO GOD BE THE GLORY FOREVER AND EVERMORE, AMEN, AND AMEN... OH BOAZ MY LOVE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART, SO DO STAY STRONG AND ENCOURAGED IN OUR LOVING LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST OUR KING OF GLORY UNTIL THAT ONE DAY AND SOMEDAY SOON I PRAY😍😍🌞🌟🌤...AMEN

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The regional dex of the Ohayo Region ~

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Ohayō #ohayo #fommmtc #selamatpagi #semangat #bismillahirrahmanirrahim #goodday #beach #sky #nelayan #bantul #photography #photooftheday #koncokopong #koncokopongcrew #k2c (di Special Region of Yogyakarta)

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FYI: Beauty01

Hello, Ohayo gozaimas, annyeonghaseyo, sawadee kha~!

Okay, di naman ako nagpapatawa e pinipilit lang. 

So, this is my first blog ever! Ang weird nga ng url ko e paano laging ayaw ni tumblr sa mga naiisip kong url names pero, mukha namang may patutunguhan talaga tong blog na ito. Here, I will post my personal stories but don’t worry I will make it more interesting kasi may mga tips rin akong handang ibahagi. I know, I can’t be as popular as other bloggers coz sino ba naman si forever alone diba? 

Anyway, tama na ang ka-echosan ko.

I want you all to call me Odele. Yeah, quite cute ba yung name? Sa name nga lang.... Sana tulad ni OdeTTE (fairytales ba hilig mo noong bata ka pa? If yes, well kilala mo sya~) may kaayaaya rin akong mukhang ihahatid sa mga tao but unfortunately, WALA. So, wag kayong aasa mga bes! :) 

Maraming nagsasabing wala daw forever pero ba’t tong mukha ko meron? Ba’t ang lovelife ko meron? Bakit ang friendzone saakin ay laging forever? Aber!? Sabi ng iba, sa tamang panahon daw... Chos mo te, tamang panahon? Kailan yan? 50 years from now? HAHA well, masakit man isipin but well well well wala na tayong magagawa if God’s will na talagang forever alone AKO. Don’t worry i-bbless ko parin kayo (yung mga single SYEMPRE HAHA) wish you luck guys pero as for me, wala na te. Walang wala na. 

With no further ado, simulan na natin ang blog na ito.

“FYI: BEAUTY01″

Why? coz u know a lot of girls are so conscious sa face nila. HINDI DAW LAHAT pero aminin pag si crush andyan, PAKTAY NA PAG HAGGARD FES NATIN TE. 

And yes, ako rin dumaan din sa ganyan. FYI, mas marami na ata akong napagdaanan na ganyan. Mashaket na nga e.

Way back, mga 2005 and UP (di naman tayo babalik sa sinaunang panahon), nauso yung mga products ng PONDS, OLAY and GRANIER ba yun? Medyo tiwala ako sa ponds kasi yung sis ko gumagamit pero MAGANDA na sya te pero... well si pimples kasi tumutubo e kahit anong personal hygiene mo unless di ka prone sa acne -_- SENSITIVE SKIN nga kasi kami pero... my gosh di halata saakin HAHA. 

Ponds ang una kong ginamit, yung scrub lang naman kasi bata pa ako nun. Middle school ata. Okay sana yung green scrub kaso biglang nawala, nagiba ng formula yung Ponds so, di na ako bumili. Meydo nawala sya nung nag Sophomore ako pero nung fourth year grabe guys... grabe talaga. Meron ka pa nga, may nagppopped out ulit taena. Kainis kaya yung tipong may occassion ka then biglang merong asungot sa mukha mo, panget ka na nga, sosobra pa. I used the Clean and Clear yung grey yung lagyanan which was highly recommended sa mga afford. AFFORD kasi dollars yung price charot. Poorita kasi ako and I am a impulsive buyer so whenever I have my own savings, I will immidiately use it for something like FOODS (mahilig ako sa sweets e). That’s why I’m poor and that’s why hindi ko sya na maintain :( Sad story is, when I got back from Manila for schooling, nagkaroon ako ng nightmare sa mukha ko (pimple scars). Ansakit sakit kasi ayaw ko ng humarap sa salamin and doon nagsimulang nawalan na akong interes sa kahit anong bagay like pagpapaganda and even LOVE LIFE/ CRUSH. Wala na akong tiwala sa sarili ko e. Yes, our physical appearance is not important in love BUT in confidence, it is. 

Not until nauso sa Pilipinas ang Korean cosmetics like Etude, Body Shop, Faceshop. They are all well-recommended sa Korea even artists used it (well, they said they do). Koreans are very well-known in terms of technology, their skin, their Kpop icons and of course cosmetics. I used Etude when I was in Manila pala, yung powder sya then ihahalo mo sa warm water. Apparently, it worked! BUT I GO BACK TO OUR PROVINCE where KR cosmetics or brands aren’t up to. I tried to buy online but most of them have higher price of shipping fee because they thought that BICOL REGION IS IN VISAYAS. LIKE, WHAT!???!!!??? OH NO-_- I’m so pissed off whenever a seller thought my region as part of Visayas. There’s nothing wrong about  Visayas region but since grade school, Filipinos are taught about the 3 major part of the PH while middle school taught us about what’s within LUZON, VISAYAS AND MINDANAO. It’s kinda frustrating coz students must learn to remember all of those especially if you’re seller. Anyway, I cannot teach anyone to keep the history and AP classes be memorable and remembered. 

Recently, Thai products dominated the social media and online shops. They don’t have enough exposure in the internet coz there’s not much of ad about them but a lot of reviews did it interesting and I tried it also. I used the Pasjel product for my face ONLY; cherry chuchu (I forgot the whole prod name). It’s quite expensive too like KR brands and I was frustrated coz it didn’t work at all to me. Well, it really depends on the type of skin we have so, I cannot blame them. They didn’t push me to buy it or not. Nowadays, I bought the newest product under Little Baby; they are popular of cupcake UA cream and I am hoping that the new prod will work well too. I will post the full review very very soon. 

Thanks!

FIRST POST EVER! =)