#ohhh mammon my darling

[jabesa0]

A Demon with a Passion 4 Fashion🛍️💫

[b-yeonder]

Bringing Them Breakfast In Bed (Brothers + Undateables)

↬  Genre/Content Warnings: Fluff. Someone gets a boner.

LUCIFER:

When you walk in balancing the breakfast tray Lucifer is already sat up in bed checking his D.D.D for any important news from RAD, but his attention is quickly diverted to you. The spread you offer him? Buttered toast, two different types of jam in cute little decorative jars, a full wine glass, and a cup of tea.

"Wine in the morning? What do you take me for," he chuckles putting his phone down. Grinning you tell him that it's just grape juice to which he laughs and accepts the tray from you with a sincere thank you. Finds it incredibly endearing and can't stop smiling - calls you his good girl/boy with a wink. Will definitely put him in a good mood for the rest of the day.

MAMMON:

"For me? All of it? Really?"

Yup! He's flabbergasted, blinking stupidly with his mouth hanging open as his cheeks redden before eventually catching himself and clearing his throat, putting on his usual bravado.

"Well damn, I definitely deserve this huh, being the Great Mammon after all!" Cheeks are still red despite his demeanor change. Takes the tray and starts tucking in with gusto.

"Ya gonna help me with this right? Here, I'll feed ya a pancake look--"

He does, insisting on feeding it to you by hand and is a happy bubbly fella all morning. Why? Because his human pampered him and he feels s p e c i a l. (Because he is, of course.)

LEVIATHAN:

Shakes off his tiredness in an instant when he realises what you're handing him.

"Is this that Limited Edition Ruri-chan cereal!? WHOOOAAH!"

A million thank yous before he takes a million pictures to post on his social media (probably with cute captions like "I have the best gf/bf lololololol") and is loathe to eat it but it looks so good and ohhh man he's caved already and it IS good. You can't help but laugh at him as he eats it with his eyes closed, humming happily.

"I can't believe you got these. Just for me? Really? Like, the whole box, you don't want any at all?" Blushes reaaal hard once it dawns on him how difficult it must have been for you to get and that you made all the effort for him and him only.

"What if I feed you a spoonful? They're really good." Blushy blush, hide behind that fringe cutie pie.

SATAN:

"Ohh well well well, what have we here?" A smirk as you hand him his tray. Freezes when he sees what's on his plate and his cheeks redden quickly. You can't help but grin as he just stares. Cat pancakes. Cat-head shaped pancakes with syrupy faces.

"You okay there?"

"I....they're..." He clears his throat and blinks up at you.

"Cute right?" Your grin widens as he nods.

"I don't know if I can eat them..." At his mumbled confession you laugh and plop next to him on the bed, offering to feed them to him which has him blushing more. What can I say, sleepy morning bedhead Satan is easily flustered.

ASMODEUS:

"Oh darling this is amazing! But really all you had to do was show up nude and that would have been all the breakfast I need--"

"ASMO!"

He giggles and licks his lips at the delicious looking spread laid before him. "G A S P, is this GLITTERY JAM!?"

"Yes! Isn't it cool?"

Squeals and tucks in, rolling his eyes in his head. "Oh my gosh it tastes as good as it looks. This would make a good lipstick colour, we should go looking for one later." Uses it as an opportunity to gossip and get a few little flirtatious moves in before the day has even started. Dabbing jam on your nose just to lick it off making you snort with laughter and shove him away. 

BEELZEBUB:

Presented with a full English breakfast, a giant stack of pancakes, and orange juice - his eyes are the size of saucers as his pupils flick from the food to you.

"What's wrong, handsome?"

"I'm trying to decide what I want to eat more right now - the food or you." Because yes the poor sausage is overwhelmed and gets hard with excitement over all the deliciousness before him. Ends up shoving some egg in his gob followed by a pancake and half of the orange juice before pouncing on you. "Lemme love you!"

"BEEEL-!" He's grinning and smothering you with breakfasty smooches leaving you a giggling mess.

(Would want to finish his breakfast with you wrapped in his arms after because hugs and food are the best.)

BELPHEGOR:

"I've never seen you eat breakfast so I didn't know what to make you therefore I am serving myself," you say, gesturing to yourself with a flourish.

"Perfect." Instantly grabs you and starts biting and gnawing at you making you erupt in a fit of giggles and try to push him off. "Mmmm human, so delicious!" Keeps going, pinning you down and climbing on top.

"BELPHIE STOP THAT TICKLES." Evil grin plastered on his face, eventually ends the antics with a kiss on your nose. Then bites it.

"Just for future reference though, I love a good omelette. Make me one of those and I'm yours forever."

"You're not already mine forever?"

"No, you suck, make me an omelette." Collapses on top of you so you can't go and make one even if he wasn't just winding you up. 

DIAVOLO:

Has a massive grin on his face the moment you set foot in his room, getting even bigger when he sees you've brought food. You serve it professionally, pretending to be Barbatos and making him laugh. 

"Your breakfast, young Master."

"Ooo, my birthday must have come early? OH! Is that...a foam Cerberus in my coffee!?"

Devours everything eagerly, insisting on sharing with you no matter how much you protest. 

"Come now, you deserve to taste the fruit of your labours. It's wonderful!" Like a big kid, smothers you with kisses when he's done. "I'll have to think of a proper way to repay you..."

BARBATOS:

Completely taken by surprise - it was usually him that was serving meals after all and here you were up at an even earlier hour than him handing him a breakfast tray? Doesn't know what to say at first, eyes roaming over the food you'd prepared for him until he spots the little flower-shaped strawberries you'd cut for him - something he'd done for you once to cheer you up when you were sick. 

"Seeee," you say with a playful nudge as you settle next to him. "I've been learning."

"You have...this looks wonderful, thank you." He leans over to press a delicate kiss to your lips and you mumble a quiet you're welcome against them. The two of you share a rare moment of solitude chatting idly and enjoying each others' company before another busy day at the Palace begins.

SOLOMON:

Eyes you and the food warily. "You trying to poison me again?"

"Dude it was just gone-off milk it wouldn't have killed you. Also that was a whole year ago why are you still holding that against me?"

"Yeah well..." Sniffs it just to be sure then flashes you a playful smile. "I'm just messing. This looks really good - thanks."

Halfway through tucking in: "Y'know I'd offer to return the favour but you'd probably die so I won't bother."

"Yeah please don't," you laugh, resting your head on his shoulder. 

"Although....what if you were my breakfast next time? Worth a thought," he mused, tapping his spoon against his bottom lip as you rolled your eyes.

SIMEON:

Oh...this is awkward...

You both are bearing breakfast trays intended for the other, and you both burst into laughter before making your way to his room where you swap trays and tuck in. 

"I can't believe this..."

"We're too in tune with each other," Simeon smiles, sipping at his tea. 

"Yeah, I guess we are." The food was delicious - heavenly even and you found yourself closing your eyes from pleasure while eating it. "This is amazing, Sims."

"Glad you like it," he replied with a grin. "You've made these eggs perfectly."

"I'll have to make them for you more often."

"I'd like that a lot."

Simeon definitely tries feeding you at one point, laughing sweetly at your eagerness to take it from him.

~ Obey Me! Masterlist ~

~ The Grand Masterlist ~

[misc-obeyme]

🪱

Long time no talk hello cc i had a shower thought.

If for some dumb reason if cerberus were to bite mc i made a list of most violent reactions to least violent i wanna know if you agree

Lucifer

Diavolo

Barbatos

Satan

Levi

Beel

Belphie

Mammon

Solomon

Asmo

Simone

Luke

Do you agree??? If no whats your list???

Ohhh hello 🪱 anon!

What an interesting scenario. I can't imagine Cerberus actually ever biting MC... just because I'm more inclined to imagine Cerberus loving MC as much everyone else does lol.

My list kinda depends on the definition of violent. Would they have a big reaction or would they straight up go Cruella De Vil and turn Cerbie into a coat?

I'm kinda back and forth about Lucifer. I'm pretty sure Lucifer loves Cerberus, but he also loves MC. And I don't think Lucifer would react very well to his dog doing something like that. You know, like he probably trained Cerberus himself. So I do think he'd be pissed at any rate.

I see Diavolo just getting MC out of there and keeping them at the castle for a while. I think he'd be like hey Lucifer take care of your dog and leave things to Lucifer for that part of it. He's gonna keep MC with him until they're fully healed.

Barbatos would be able to subdue Cerberus with a look, I'm fairly certain. He'd be angry, but I don't think he'd lose his cool enough to do anything other than nurse MC back to health. I see him also sorta leaving the Cerberus side of things to Luci.

I'm not so sure about Satan. He's a little more uhhhh well violent in general lol. Because I could totally see him getting pissed about this, too, but like he's more prone to losing his shit. Even still I think his priority would be MC.

I think Levi would be farther down on the list 'cause he does not strike me as the kinda demon to stand up to big scary three headed dogs. He'd be upset about the situation, no doubt, but I think he'd be too busy flailing over MC to do much. He might do that thing where he snaps and summons Lotan, though. In which case everybody's just gonna hafta go for a swim.

Beel is tricky because I don't see him as violent. To me he's such a big sweetheart, I see him doing something more like getting in the way and ending up getting bitten himself in an attempt to protect MC. Carries MC to safety as fast as he can.

Belphie... well... man I dunno. He can't exactly choke out a dog, can he? He's violent but in a quieter way than I think would be needed for something Cerbie's size lol. I think he'd be more likely to distract Cerberus with something so he can get MC outta there.

Mammon is known for being a bit of a scaredy cat, but I think it's more about horror than big dogs. That being said, he's also known for running fast, so I think he's in a good spot on the list. He'd just pick up MC and book it out of there. Yell at Lucifer about his dog later.

Solomon is interesting because I really think the "violence" definition comes into play here. Violent as in "dramatic reaction?" Put my man at the top of the list. Violent as in "physically attack?" No, he's about right where he is. Solomon would be extremely upset about this situation, but he'd take care of it with magic.

I think Asmo would use his charm on Cerbie. It obviously works on animals, so that'd be easy enough. Charms the heck out of Luci's dog so he can remove MC from the situation. And I see him being calm about it, too, just taking care of things because MC's safety is on the line and he's not messing around with that.

For some reason, I have this vision of Simeon calming the raging beast with a gentle touch lol. Is it because he's an angel or is it just because he's beautiful? Perhaps both. Either way, he's probably in the right spot.

Luke, my darling precious son, I hate to say it but I'm pretty sure he'd get eaten. I think he'd try to protect MC and stand between them and Cerberus. But he's probably just the right size to be gulped down in a single bite.

Oops this got a little lengthy lol. Anyway, those are just my general thoughts on it! But man, I kinda feel bad for Cerberus in this scenario because you know nobody is gonna be okay with him biting MC.

[mybeautifulreina]

I had a dream that you were cheating on me!

Mc has a dream where the brothers cheat on them. They are indeed really aware that it was a dream but they can't help with their own emotions and in the end, they ignore the brother. The brother completely doesn't have any idea about Mc's dream. The brothers can't stand anymore with Mc giving cold shoulder to them so the brother confronts Mc and ask what happened to them. "I had a dream that you were cheating on me! I hate you so much so I don't want to talk to you. I know it sounds ridiculous and childish, but I can't forget the way you smirk when you kiss your scandal in front of me. Yes, I am aware that was a dream but the feeling of betrayal…..," Mc choke with the words inside their throat and walk away, leaving the brother to dumbfound.

Lucifer ~What in the actual f? ~Still processing what you say ~What is he gonna do about it? ~Say sorry? ~He would rather go to the celestial realm rather than say sorry ~It's not his fault so why does he need to say sorry ~Will just let you calm down for a few days hoping that you would forget about that weird dream ~(But he miss your touch since its few days you give him attention) ~…. ~F it ~Say anything but will completely avoid 'sorry' since it's not his fault ~Feel relieved that your expression become more relaxed

Mammon ~Ohhh man ~he feels slightly panicky inside since his favourite human hate him ~will go after you ~"Mc, forget about ya weird dream. This is The Great Mammon and this demon will not gonna do that to ya. Remember that I'm ya first demon and never ever forget about that fact okay!" ~Go cuddle him and say that you're already forgiven him

Leviathan ~Before confronting you, he is in a deep grieving ~Why you suddenly don't want to play games with him ~His love language literally quality of time ~ It feels so weird without you by his side ~Marching straight to your room ~Your glare when he is suddenly in your room does give him a shiver down his spine ~"Mc" ~After some not-so-slow talk, he didn't expect that from you ~And here we go again with his self-degrading ~Go console this snake

Satan ~Scoff ~So that's why you're giving him cold shoulder ~Indeed that was childish of you to think of him that way ~Him? Cheating on you? ~Sigh while smirking ~What he gonna do with you ~Take your favourite book with him and find you ~You're doing your own things in your room and suddenly you heard a soft knock on your door ~Satan was standing in front of your eyes and asking permission to come into your room ~He ask you to sit beside him and you did what he told you to do ~Place your head on his chest and start to read your favourite book

Asmodeus ~The most dramatic ass demon ever exist ~Good thing is you dream about him ~But the bad thing is it's a bad dream about him ~Oh darling ~He already leaves that old him ~Gonna make sure you will never think of him like that ever again

Beelzebub ~Poor this himbo baby 🥺 ~Will be a sad giant baby ~Please don't sulk on this guy ~He is not the type of guy who will be cheating on you ~Will buy you your fav food/snack/drink ~Take you somewhere nice to enjoy that food together ~He will say sorry ~He will do anything if it means you will be on good terms with him again

Belphegor ~This guy is a pro in terms of dream ~Some countries have a myth where the good dream come from God and bad dreams come from the demon ~And that was true ~He will track down that bastard ~How dare that bastard use this cheap trick on you ~After he tracks that bastard, you can say that you will never get that dream again ~My hc is that he does have a unique way to comfort you ~He will waiting for you to sleep ~Do something and he will be in your dream ~Gonna comfort you in your dream ~When you wake up in the morning, you will find him cuddling you ~his head is on your chest, hearing your heartbeat

[projectbluearcadia]

Meeting The Family

Annelie reads a book in front of Lucifer’s fireplace, comfortably holding a pillow against her while her fingers linger over the text. Lucifer enters. 

Lucifer: Annelie, your room is defrosted. 

Annelie: Mmm. 

She turns a page, not really paying attention, and Lucifer approaches. 

Lucifer: I see you’ve made yourself comfortable.  

Annelie: Hard not to. 

Lucifer: Settle into your own room. 

Annelie: Where is it, the basement?

Lucifer: The first floor. Come on. 

Lucifer pulls Annelie to her feet, and she reluctantly closes the book and follows Lucifer downstairs and into the guest bedroom on the first floor. 

For some reason, I wasn’t expecting an actual bedroom, but this is actually still nice. I have a feeling I’m going to miss Lucifer’s bed though... 

Annelie sits on her new bed. 

Annelie: Move-in complete. 

Lucifer curls his fingers inward, motioning Annelie to give him his pillow back. Annelie defiantly holds onto it. 

Lucifer: Give me my pillow. 

Annelie: It’s my pillow now. Has my drool and everything. 

Lucifer: Thanks for reminding me to wash it. Give it here.

Annelie: Finders keepers. 

Lucifer: Don’t be stubborn. Why are you so attached to it? 

Annelie: ...I like cuddling things when I sleep, okay? This pillow is really nice. 

Lucifer: Yes, I know. You still can’t have it. 

Annelie: Then get me a better one. 

Lucifer: No. 

Annelie: Then you can’t have it back. 

Lucifer takes it despite Annelie’s protests. 

Lucifer: If I find you with it again, I won’t ask so nicely. 

Lucifer leaves, and Annelie flops onto her back. A few moments later, a white-haired male swaggers into the room.

???: So you’re that ‘Annie’ Lucifer mentioned!

Annelie: Annelie, Anne or Ellie. Never Annie. 

???: The Great Mammon-sama can call ya whatever I want!

Annelie: Sure thing, Mammary-sama

Mammon: Wha—

A purple-haired male peers in and giggles. 

???: Roasted. 

Mammon: Shut up, Levi!

Annelie: Was there something you wanted from me?

Mammon: Ya see, this world ain’t cheap, Annie. You’re livin’ in this room, but it doesn’t come free. The good news is that I’ve got a deal for you—I’ll cut down your rent by 30%. 

Annelie: I didn’t hear anything about rent from Diavolo, so I’ll just mooch off Lucifer until he makes me get a job. 

That said... getting a long-term job here could be difficult. I think I could work somewhere that doesn’t pay much, but considering my new status as a member of the demon race... wow. That just took my mood down a notch. Then again, it’s been a while since I even thought about returning to my old life of working eight to five for five days a week...

Mammon: D-Diavolo?

Mammon suddenly looks pale before he leaves the room like a terrified puppy. 

Annelie: What about you? 

Levi doesn’t hear her, too concerned with following Mammon and hounding him for money he leant him. A moment later, a male with green eyes follows behind another with amber, the latter of whom eagerly inspects Annelie. 

???: Ohhh, she’s just gorgeous~ Though definitely not as much as me. Her hair needs some work, but she would be so fun to doll up!

???: Asmo, you need to stop doing make-up tutorials of strangers...

Asmo: What are you talking about? We’re not strangers~ Annelie darling already knows my name, doesn’t she?

Annelie: I know your name because he just said it, but that doesn’t mean I know you. Knowing someone is complicated and philosophical, but I won’t get into that. 

Asmo: Oh, don’t be silly hahaha. We’re going to get to know each other re~ally well since you’ll be living here. 

???: Is that book Silent Sheep?

Annelie: Yeah. I just started reading it. 

???: Did Lucifer give that to you?

Annelie: I actually stole it, but he didn’t take it back, so I’ll go with yes.

The blond seems to smirk just a little bit. 

???: Let me know what you think of it when you finish reading it. 

Asmo: Hey, are you two ignoring me?

The blond starts to leave before Annelie stops him in the doorway, 

Annelie: And what’s your name?

???: Satan. 

I have a feeling I shouldn’t bring up the fact that he’s the one that reminds me most of his older brother so far. 

Annelie: I look forward to working with you.

[nikosamaki]

hey darling!!

i don't know if you are taking requests, if not feel free to ignore this, but if yes, could you please write about what would be the brothers reaction for MC having a bellybutton piercing?

(btw i love your writing, keep it up!! & have a nice day! 💕)

Hi dear

Of course I would write it for you and YES; I do take requests 😊🥰

I'm really HAPPY that you like them❤️

What's Brothers reaction to MC's bellybutton piercing:

Warnings: Little NSFW

Lucifer:

"In the name of God, what the hell have you DONE???", said in his mind -obviously he acts like father in disguise 🥸-, but he likes it despite of it might give some pains to your cute -and sensitive (I have a point here 😏)- belly; not to mention that he figured it out while he was unbuttoning your shirt -you both were doing NAUGHTY things.

Anyways, he enjoys playing with the piercing -by his slim tongue- and seeing how you're face changs by its pleasure or tickles; of course he LOVES those sweet moans which you make everytime when his tongue touches your belly.

Mammon:

When he saw it, he narrowed his eyes and just looked at you with a smirk -not like he's having SEXY thoughts about you, NO! Actually he's having INSIDIOUS thoughts 🫡 (Upset?).

Although he likes it, he's VERY cautious not to touch it to make you feel pain or anything ( Awwww... He's fucking CUTE 🥺); so it means that everytime you having it, first he considers your mode, then does whatever he wants.

Levi:

"Buckduckiebxvi... WHATTTT??? JKCIWW *Blub blub blub* ", he totally panicked! (Sometimes I think he IS a pregnant woman rather than a man 😐). He cannot believe that you took the risk and DID it!! -or the other reason that he panicked is how SEXY you look like now, MANnnn.... He WANTS IT!!! But unfortunately he's panicked 🥲. "Wait a fucking minute, how HAS pierced it for YOU? A MAN???",

immediately he turned to his demon form and wants to kill the person -if he WAS a MAN ( You do realize that Levi was the ONLYone who cared about who did for you, right? Due to his envious; which is GOOD!!).Nevertheless, like Luci, he plays with it -in the bed time or not- because your voice is TOO much sweet.

Satan:

"Ohhh... Looks like little kitten has become brave. You wanted some attention or distract Daddy from his book? 😏 .... Prepared for the consequences?? *Whispered: Where's your collar?*". He's surprised that you have piercing -not expecting it would be your bellybutton- but loves it. When you were acting like kitten on his lengths, he saw it -your shirt went up- and just stared at it. 

(You can say what will happen next, right? 🤗)

 

Asmo:

Just God damn him, he'll talk as much nonsense and flirting with you as he can and you JUST want to DIE -you wanted to shout: "I ate SHIT" :/ ( It's too late to regret 😔).

By the way, he suggests a lot of crop tops to show your bellybutton piercing -on the other hand, for showing your naughtiness 😁, because he loves to it. Of course he stares at it while he's talking to you and thinking about how far can you handle his play games with your new piercing (Freaky long night is waiting for you!!)

Beel:

Just sees something is sparkling and bothers his eyes 🫥 (I'm DONE, okay?? He... he just canNOT be like what you think 🥲). For some moments, he just stare at it and says: " Doesn't look edible, so why you handled the pain and took the risk??" ; you fought with your intention to not punch him in his stomach -or choke him-, you just grabbed his food and squinted your eyes and went to your room. He's confused now.

Belphie:

When he saw it, he looked at you amazed and and kinda smiled -maliciously with BAD thoughts😏- and said: "Humm... How interesting! Come and lie here so I can look at it clearly". You shouldn't have done what he said, you obeyed and now you're tricked. He plays with it; caresses around your bellybutton, rubs it and teases you as much as he can. You're going to have a VERY long -maybe with a little pain- night.

To say the truth, Belphie is more pervert than Beel😁 (In my opinion)

[sevendeadlymorons]

Ohhh yay your requests are open 🥰 I was wondering if you could do the brothers reaction to mc! asking them to call them bunny/kitten or anything cutesy ( completely understand if you wouldn’t like to answer this 💞)

My mind went straight to Yagami Yato-

Of course I’ll do it holy shit

Brothers Reaction to MC Wanting a Pet Name

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Lucifer

‘Darling’ has always been a personal favourite of his, so you didn’t need to ask twice when you told him you wanted to be called it

Uses it pretty often, knowing it makes your heart skip a beat

Gives you forehead kisses and calls you his Darling MC

For extra effect, he lowers his voice when he says it and listens to your heart beat wildly

He can’t deny, he feels his cheeks burn up every time he sees that adorable smile of yours after he calls you Darling

Doesn’t care if his brothers are there, he calls you it anywhere and everywhere

Mammon

Couldn’t think of a better name for his most prized possession than ‘Treasure’

Loved it immediately and just stood there for a while, repeating it in his head with a massive giddy smile on his face

Comes up behind you every day and rubs your head, asking how his precious Treasure is

Loves the way you look at him with those loving eyes and bright red cheeks when he calls you it, it’s the best part of his day

Uses it way too much but you like seeing him smile and go all red so it’s fine

Never uses it in front of his brothers, because the last time he did, he never heard the end of it

Leviathan

When Levi first heard you tell him you wanted him to call you ‘Blossom’ he couldn’t believe it

Cherry Blossoms were Japans national flowers, and since Levi was a pretty hardcore otaku, you thought it would be perfect, and the look on his face said it all

His entire face burned red and he quickly covered his mouth with his hand, mumbling to himself

It took a while to get used to, but he eventually learnt to love it, often calling you his ‘Petal’ as well

There’s never a time where he isn’t flustered when he calls you it, a massive goofy smile permanently plastered on his lips

It’s a name between you and him, got it? He’ll never let anyone else hear him call you that; he’s too embarrassed

Satan

Probably been wanting to call you ‘Kitten’ for a while now but wasn’t too sure you’d like it

So when you told him you wanted him to call you it, he was thrilled

Calls you it every day, he loves it so much

Comes up behind you and kisses your cheek, calling you his Kitten and seeing your face turn a shade of bright pink

Always has a massive smile and blushed cheeks when he calls you it

Sometimes slips up in front of his brothers and calls you it, leaving him sorta embarrassed while his brothers make fun of him for it

Asmodeus

When you told him you wanted to be called ‘Precious’ he actually... sort of loved it?

Always smiling when he calls you it, nuzzling his face into your neck and wrapping his arms around your waist

Can’t get enough of that same smile you show him when you hear it

He’s so used to the common “Gorgeous” or “Baby” that he forgets that the cuter names are what makes you so unique to him, and pretty much rarely uses the more common names as he thinks you’re much more special than that

He’ll call it you everywhere, he doesn’t care, everybody needs to know that you two are together

Beelzebub

Literally drooling when you asked him to call you ‘Honey’

He thought it was the perfect name for someone as sweet as his MC

Can’t stop himself from blushing like a love sick kid whenever he calls you it

Wraps his arms around you and whispers “Good morning, Honey” every single morning

He does get hungry every time he calls you ‘Honey’ tho, so you two make quite a few fridge raids throughout the day

Likes to call it you in private but doesn’t particularly mind Belphie hearing once or twice

Belphegor

You thought the name ‘Teddy bear’ would be nice for Belphie, and by the looks of it, he seemed to agree

He flashed you a lazy smile, his eyes filled with love as he dragged you down, mumbling the name into your ear and cuddling up to you

He uses it every time you two are napping, or if he just wants to see your cheeks glow red

He can’t lie, he loves the name and often finds himself blushing whenever he calls it you

Shortens it to ‘Teddy’ or ‘Bear’ a lot of the time

Doesn’t care if his brothers hear or not, he’ll call you it whenever he wants

[rrasado]

Yo! If that's okay could i request the brothers (or some of the of your choice) reacting to a teen mc who already has a pact with a demon long before coming to the Devildom and this demon is pretty much their (very protective) guardian/caretaker? Like, the demon is really sweet and gentle with MC and babies them constantly but they're wary of the brothers (Nothing romantic, just platonic hcs!) Feel free to ignore if i'm bothering you!

Congrats on the 400 followers!!💞

Who’s The Guardian?

On another episode of “why didn’t I see this in my inbox before-“ but this is such a cute request.

I...haven’t played OMSWD in half a year ;-;. I never got past lesson 40 so, sorry in advanced for the OOC-

When you already have a pact

Lucifer

...is caught off guard, big time.

He probably skimmed through your files and records but not once did the thought of a seemingly innocent teenager already having a pact with a demon prior the exchange program crossed his mind.

That’s coming from someone who overthinks a lot.

As the so called right hand man of the young lord himself, he’ll want to conduct a thorough investigation on whoever this demon is. He can’t risk sullying the honor of Diavolo because of some minor slip up.

Under the guise of a friendly get together he asks MC to invite their demon pact mate over for a nice afternoon tea. Harmless correct? Well that -less becomes -ful when the demon immediate smothers their favorite human with such rare affections he didn’t knew demons were capable of.

He’ll attempt to be discreet about his intentions but, it seems the demon is more vocal about their displeasure of finding out that their dear human is living with seven of the most powerful demons in hell. So lucifer would blatantly put on a facade to keep the dignity of the council and the prince at peace. But if it were up to him...

“We all care for the human’s well being yes? A little cooperation is to be called for”

Mammon

...Feels betrayed. And disappointed

He...wasn’t MC’s first- oh god the others are laughing at him as we speak aren’t they.

Would probably try to not so discreetly compare himself to the demon, arms crossed™️

Is that why MC was so fast in making a pact with him? Like no fear whatsoever because they’ve already done this before? Now he feels dumber than before

It all ultimately ends with..the demon and mammon trying to out do each other when it comes to spoiling Mc whether material wise or affection, of course mammon is at a disadvantage given how much he denies his concern for not being Mc’s first.

But in the end, if anything bad no matter how small happens to the two demon’s beloved human, they’d probably set aside their differences and hunt down the source. It’s a whole other story if the source was mammon-

“Oi the human also has a pact with me Ya got that!”

Leviathan

...is both amazed and disdained.

On one hand- HOLY SHI- YOU’RE YOUNGER THAN MOST SUMMONERS AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A PACT? THAT’S SO SHOUNEN-

And on the other hand- wow...you’re such a normie for being able to pull in other races, what in the name of damned friendship is this-

But that disdain turns to envy, whether envying you or the demon sometimes it’s interchangeable- because he wished he was also that cared for. Being able to be brought gifts or being protective over- it’s the otome dream he’s secretly wanted.

But once he realizes that the demon just genuinely cares for MC, for whatever reason- he seems to understand along the way, maybe he to wishes to protect one of the few people that willingly put up with him with a wild smile. Teen mutuality huh.

He might even invite their demon pact mate over for a game or two- heck if things go well they three might even become a triumvirate. Overall he’ll learn to get along with them but...it’ll take a good while djdndnbd.

“H-hey...ya sure you wanna hang out with someone as yucky as me? Ah- wait I have games for three here somewhere.”

Satan

...Is highly intrigued suffice it to say.

The guy was highly enthralled when you managed to even make a pact with him through hard work and it seems there was a much farther history as to why.

Unlike the first born however, he’d be actually successful in hiding his true intentions when he decided to investigate whoever demon managed to wind up with the young human in the first place.

Those detective novels did him good Huh-

On a more serious note. He’d actually be encouraging to a certain extent until the demon directs their threats to him. Like how dare this lowly bastard make a point to the Avatar sin of Wrath- oh it was for MC’s sake...hard pass-

At one point he’s probably the closest to this demon in terms of peace next to Beelzebub since he’s the most serene of the brothers. Overall neutral to them unless the demon gives him a reason to.

“It’s nice to see the human having someone to lean on to...I wonder what would happen if that support were to suddenly collapse”

Asmodeus

...is sappy to the brim

Look at the lovely human already catching demons with finesse! Proud wine aunt moment™️. And the fact that it was prior to the program? Damn the kid has more potential than he thought.

At first the demon themself is gonna- Ehe carry MC away everytime asmo ties coming in but. With a little nudge and convincing they’d probably stay to listen to Asmo.

Trust me when I say these three will go shopping every weekend once everyone is comfortable with each other. And for what it’s worth they might even get matching outfits.

Asmo would probably try and nitpick how MC even managed to wind up in a pact with a demon without knowledge of the Devildom in the first place but at the same time he thinks it adds to the younger’s charm

These three end up being the child the mom and wine aunt dynamic and y’all can’t convince me otherwise.

“Ehh~? Oh don’t look so weary it’s bad for your face darling~”

Beelzebub

...For some reason happy.

Is this why MC managed to make a pact with his brothers so easily in so little time? Is this why the teen never seems to be bothered by any of his brothers’ threats? Overall he’s happy that you have experience.

He remembers something oddly like this...but in his case he didn’t had experience prior the fall wow way to go at angsting this am I right-

Because unlike him, a being millennia old was so confused of what’s in store for hell after the fall but he had no choice but to grit his teeth and bare the fear.

And someone so young managed to get a taste of a fraction of that experience but here was MC...laughing without a care whilst this other demon places a protective arm in front of them as they interrogate beel- oh wait they were talking to him-

Food as peace offering? You bet, thankfully they did settle with food and unlike first impressions- the demon actually is the most sensible to beel seeing as he was one of the few who...didn’t actively attempt to kill their human- in fact, the demon is probably the one to inform Beel of what demon food the young teen can actually eat and what they prefer.

“I see...ah, would you maybe wanna join us? Food always tastes better when shared”

Belphegor

...could care less until they talk about the whole time universe killing thing-

Ohhh boy- belphie run I’m telling you run- no beel won’t defend you on this one in fact I think I see mammon running with the demon but belphie run boy run-

In all seriousness him and the demon will take the longest to get into terms. Heck not even Mc’s convincing has effect, because the demon really really doesn’t like the avatar of sloth for good reason.

Depending on how the demon even winded up with MC. Belphie would also not like the demon.

That...is until something actually bad happens to MC-

The demon might blindly pin it on belphie but the thing is- he’s also panicking because if he and his brothers were there and the demon was there- wHO TF IS WITH THE TEENAGER-

He...didnt want to have what he did to MC happen again. Let him be the last one to harm the spunky human. I even considered him and the demon to never actually get along no matter how long of a time but...again it all depends on the Hows and Whys.

“I...Care for them as much as you do. Just- Tsk... I don’t need you to believe me.”

[gnocchighoul]

The boys (+undateables?) reactions when they discover MC is actually a vampire?

....so I’m a dingus and didn’t realize that this was also for the undateables and just wrote it for the brothers, my bad 😅 Part two maybe? 👀

WARNING: as this is about vampires, it’s a little bit morbid. I strayed away from being too graphic, but y’know. Vampires. There’s death and blood and such. 

Enjoy! :D

~

Lucifer

In hindsight, he really should have figured it out on his own.

But it’s not like he’s been around enough humans lately to know what Normal human behavior is. 

So he just kinda took your... quirks at face value.

So what if you’re far too comfortable with the Devildom’s constant state of nighttime? Solomon doesn’t seem to mind it either, so maybe humans are just more nocturnal now.

And perhaps your Very Strong aversion to garlic is a little odd, but Mammon wouldn't eat it either for the first 600 years of his life, so it’s not that weird.

You’re also not phased by constantly being surrounded by demons and monsters, which is a little strange, but maybe you’re just like the ancient greeks. A monster fucker.

You feeling right at home in the Devildom is auspicious for the exchange program, so he doesn’t bother dwelling on it.

Though maybe he does find it a little bit weird when you really insist that he start drinking cranberry juice.

(It’s just for health benefits of course, totally has nothing to do with you prepping your next meal)

So what, you may ask, triggers his big lightbulb moment?

You fall off the roof.

And you just get right back up.

Now he knows that humans aren’t supposed to be THAT durable, so he stops you from scaling the side of the fucking house with your bare hands, and very eloquently asks you, “What the fuck?” 

You shake him off. “What? Mammon and I are playing roof-ball.” 

Lucifer stares. “You fell. I saw how hard you hit the ground. You should be dead.”

You laugh. “Dead? Just from a little fall like that? Are you serio-ohhh wait. You don’t know, do you?” 

You give him your biggest, cheesiest grin and—oh. 

Fangs.

...And now he understands why you want him to drink cranberry juice.

Mammon

You are, by far, the weirdest human he’s ever met. 

Which is saying something, because Solomon is literally just a few blocks away.

Seriously, despite camping out in your room nearly every single night, Mammon has never seen you sleep, he’s pretty fucking sure that sometimes you don’t even breathe, you won’t step foot into the House of Lamentation unless someone invites you in, and who the hell hates garlic that much?? 

But you’ve also expressed your intense dislike for crosses, so he supposes that you’re not unredeemable. 

Just weird.

But it’s incredibly annoying how you wont sleep. Your tossin’ and turnin’ is killing him, why the fuck can’t you just settle down? You need to just put your DDD down and sleep already, dammit.

He sits up, ready to tear you a new one—and pauses. 

“Um,” his voice is high, somewhat uncertain, and your eyes snap over to look at him. “Why are you looking at coffins for sale?” 

You sigh, a bit wistfully. “I just can’t stand sleeping in a bed anymore. I didn’t want to be rude, so I really did try, but it's been a couple hundred years since I last had one and it’s just murder on my back. I think I’m gonna just have to get a coffin. They’re so much more comfortable.” 

Briefly, Mammon considers running. 

Instead, he says, “What the fuck?” 

You quirk an eyebrow at him. “You do know I’m a vampire, right?” 

...What the fuck—

Mammon lays back down—crosses his arms over his chest with a huff and pretends that he isn’t totally freaked the fuck out. “‘Course I do, don’t be stupid. Now go to sleep already.” 

So that he can escape before you try to eat him.

“Mammon,” you sing, leaning over the bed to loom over him. He swallows hard—can’t look away from your sharp, toothy grin. 

You coo, “I can hear the scared little pitter patter of your heart, darling.”

He squeaks.

Levi

Honestly, Levi is so so happy to have another irl friend who’s into video games that he looks past your strangeness.

You like to stay indoors and play games!! That’s something he has in common with you that his brothers don’t, and that’s all that matters!

...Though he does find it a little weird how sometimes you just kinda sniff him. 

The first dozen times he nearly had a heart attack, and when he asked why you were doing it, he Really wasn't expecting you to shrug and say “I dunno, you just smell tasty” 

Seriously. Tasty? Are you Beel or something, what’s that supposed to mean?!

He’s not entirely sure why you’re a bit of a shut in gamer though, because despite your, ah, quirks, you’re still so much cooler than he is, so what’s the deal with that?

When he asks, you just shrug and say, “Old habits die hard, I guess. Real sunshine hurts, but virtual doesn’t, so I just got kinda used to living through games and staying indoors.”

“Oh.” Levi’s a bit surprised, but sympathetic. “So, you sunburn easily?” 

He’s not entirely sure why you’re laughing now, since that wasn’t a joke. He was just trying to be friendly :(

But then you hug him and he’s too flustered to be offended anymore jndcks

So, when does it finally click for Levi that you’re a vampire?

You guys are having a game night in his room.

He accidentally takes a sip of your caprisun and realizes, very quickly, that it is not the refreshing juice of a caprisun pouch.

He throws up a little bit.

And screams.

And maybe blacks out for a few seconds.

But when he finally calms down and lets you explain, he’s pretty damn enchanted, because this is just like Help, My Roommate Is A Vampire And I Didn’t Know Until A Vampire-Hunter Mistook Me For Them And Attacked Me!! :D 

Satan

Satan considers himself to be somewhat of a detective, y’know. His brain is just filled to the brim with Big Smarts

Naturally, he puts that jelly thicc thought tank of his to good use and realizes very quickly that you aren’t totally human. 

At first, he isn’t totally sure what you are.

And then a coffin gets delivered to the house, which upon seeing you cheer “Oh sweet, my new bed!!” aaaand he puts the pieces together.

You become somewhat of a case study to him. You’re the first vampire he’s ever encountered and he just wants to know everything and anything about your life.

He’s so intrigued by you.

But you frustrate him SO much.

He wants to know about how you were turned!! It’s not like he has any other vampires that he can ask about their experience!! And you fucking tell him a different story every day!!

“A cat jumped over my deceased body!”

“I was stabbed and the wound wasn’t treated with boiling water!” 

“On a dark and stormy night, I came across a palace and the owner, a hospitable gentleman, let me take refuge there. But then, I quickly realized that I was actually a hostage, and when I tried to escape, that fucker turned me!”

“Nobody put an obolus in my mouth to pay the toll of the Styx, so Charon the ferryman sent me back! What a great guy.” 

“A chupacabra bit me!”

Needless to say, he considers breaking the wooden leg off one of the dining room chairs and stabbing you with it, but the lecture he would get from Lucifer just isn’t worth the effort. 

He’s gonna pull the truth out of you one of these days.

Asmo

“My my, darling, what sharp teeth you have~” Asmo purrs, lifting a finger to brush against them, doe-eyes wide and curious. “The better to eat me with, hopefully?” 

You smile. “Something like that.”

And you fuckin’ bite his finger.

His scream is fantastic. If you actually draw blood next time, maybe he’ll even shatter the windows! 

He swats your leg sharply with a silk folding fan and cries, “What if you had broken my skin!? Do you have any idea how much time and effort goes into maintaining this soft, supple skin?! What’s wrong with you, you psychopath?”

“Don’t hit me,” you pout, scooting away from him. “I couldn’t help it! You just smell so sweet and I haven’t had any blood in a while, so—”

“Huh?” Asmo blinks, looking a bit confused. Then recovers far too quickly and waggles his eyebrows at you. “Oh, so that’s what you’re into! What a pleasant surprise~” 

You thunk him on the back of the head. “Didn’t anyone ever teach you not to tease a vampire?”

Asmo’s grin could rival the sun.

“A vampire?! Well why didn’t you say so sooner?” 

He’s already taking off his shirt.

“Get over here already and take a bite out of me~”

Beel

When he finds out that you’re a vampire, his first thought is to worry over if you can eat normal food or not.

He’s very relieved when you tell him that you can, so long as you’ve had enough blood, but that garlic is a very big no-no.

Naturally, you two bond over how both of you never quite feel full. 

It’s not uncommon for the other house members to find you two laying face down on the floor, tummies rumbling, whining about how you’re staaaaarving

You carry around snacks for him, and Beel makes sure that you’ve always got access to blood (whether that means stashing blood bags, letting you feed from him, or a combo of both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

He’s probably going to be the least weirded out by your ~undead tendencies~

Honestly, he’s a bit relieved by how strong you are. The last thing he ever wants to do is hurt you or see you get hurt, and it gives him peace of mind when he realizes that you’re actually pretty durable!

But it does give him a fucking heart attack the first time he sees you yeet yourself out a second story window to crush poor, poor unassuming Mammon.

He also really loves how your body temperature naturally runs cold. He’s a space heater, you’re an icicle—it just works. Snuggle time is good :)

He totally compares the size of your incisors with his jkdcnkj

He just thinks you’re really neat!!!

But he is very sympathetic about how you cant eat good garlic bread :(

Belphie

Listen.

We all know this emo boy is a vampire fucker, probably even more so than Asmo.

(He read Twilight. He saw all the movies. He had merch.)

(Fuck Edward and Jacob though, he was Team Alice all the way.)

(If he can stay awake long enough, he reads really shitty vampire romance novels.)

He just thinks vampires are hot, okay? He can’t help that his soul longs to be a vampire fucker.

Just accept it into your heart. Belphie already has.

So needless to say, he’s THRILLED when he finds out that you’re a vampire. He tries to play it cool though and pretends that he isn’t immediately trying to jump your bones dfghjkjh

He overheard you telling Satan that you got bitten by a Chupacabra, and they’re known for going after cows right? 

He is a cowboy, y’know, guess you’re just gonna have to go to him now when you’re thirsty, y’know, since you were bitten by a Chupacabra. it just makes sense, really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(No it doesn’t)

(But let’s be real, are you gonna pass up the chance to snuggle the shit out of him AND get a snack out of it? No. No you’re not.)

(He totally makes you arm wrestle Beel to recreate the “Iconic” twilight scene with Emmett and Bella.)

(When he realizes that you’re strong, he’s gonna make you give him piggyback rides, just like Edward and Bella :) and no he doesn’t care how ridiculous you both look)

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

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381 notes • Posted 2021-05-10 04:44:51 GMT

#4

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A HEADCANON

HE CAN UNDERSTAND THEM TOO??? DJDKDK

426 notes • Posted 2021-01-05 04:54:15 GMT

#3

Guys, I love him

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535 notes • Posted 2021-02-19 03:23:26 GMT

#2

The brothers with a mc with big thighs but short (5'ish)? I kinda wanted to request this bc well i wanted something relatabe, but at the same time im kinda insecure about them if that makes sense.

The brothers with an MC that has big thighs

I’m so sorry that this took me so long to get to. It’s been resting in my drafts for too long. Anyway, I can RELATE!

Lucifer:

It'd be a lie to say he didn't notice them often

Even Lucifer can get a bit possessive and be the kind of guy to put his hand over your thigh during dinner

You know, just to give a squeeze

He might do that just to fluster you or even throw you off course 😏

Mammon:

You’re so cute to him

Look at you and your short ass trying to stand up to Lucifer, that’s probably why you’ll catch him chuckling at you sometimes

He thinks your thighs are a BLESSING so why are ya so insecure about it?

If he ever took you for a ride in the car, he’d be the boyfriend that places his hand on your inner thigh

“I-it’s my way of protecting ya, okay??” and touching those glorious thighs 

If you ever try to move his hand away, he’ll just put it right back

"Don't even think about movin' my hand again. You're mine ya know."

Leviathan:

He knows how it feels to be insecure about a body part, but to him, he thinks you have nothing to worry about

I meannn,, it's not like he thinks your the most perfect, beautiful, amazing human being ever!! No way!

If you want him to notice your thighs, you'll have to make the first move

While you and Levi are having a game marathon, squish your side against him and bring your thighs up into his lap

Levi will practically freeze up, "MC's.. Thighs?!? No way, no way, is this a blessing?? Do I have an angel blessing me today?? Wait, can demons even have angels?" He'll be having a whole panic up in his head

It's a great way to cheat and distract Levi win the game

Satan:

Sit in his lap and just watch what happens

It's a quick process

He'll be all surprised and blushy then he'll be a smidge confident and place a hand on your thigh

Big thighs or small thighs, you're still MC and he loves MC 💕

Asmodeus:

Oh nononono-- Darling, we can’t be shy about this!

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#1

Play fighting or wrestling with the brothers

I love doing this with other people! It ends up bringing you closer and you make funny memories!

Lucifer:

Don't even try with this man, you'll never be on top

You'll also repeatedly be thrown onto his bed

The is probably the most gentle fighting he's ever done

He'll push you right down onto the bed, pinning your arms in the process. "I see you're playing dirty. That being said, I should be able to as well." He smirks at you

By dirty, he means tickling you

I'll pray for you, you're probably not gonna make it 🙏

Mammon:

Throw yourself at him when he's not expecting it and you'll definitely get his cheeks red. "Huh?! What're ya doin', MC? ... Ohhh, so ya wanna try with the Great Mammon? You're on!"

He'll immediately throw you over and top you

Mammon likes to pin your hands down and then tickle you and maybe if he's feeling brave, a kiss

If you manage to top Mammon, I suggest going straight for the lips!

"Oi! What're ya do- Mmnh...!" His body will go completely limp as he melts into the kiss

Leviathan:

He'd be too surprised to even fight back. I mean all the the sudden you two are sitting shoulder to shoulder and now his waist is sitting between your thighs

Completely red faced the entire time, he's still trying to process the situation

While Levi is distracted with you~ It's the perfect time to attack! Pepper him with kisses, I say! Show him he's loved!

"H-huh?? MC!!?" He's whining every kiss

Satan:

He the guy to pick up and throw if you get too rowdy

You know the wrestling shows where the guy jumps on the other guys back to try an throw him down, but the guy on the bottom manages to get him off by literally falling on his back or throwing him over, basically KOing him? Yea, that's Satan

He'll pin your waist down and tease, "You're just a little cat, how do you plan on beating me?"

If you ever start laughing, it just makes him want to pepper your face in kisses

Asmodeus:

Most of time, it's you topping him. It's not a bad thing though, you get to see his cute laughing!

He loves it when you blow raspberries onto his skin. His favorite spots being his neck, his stomach, his shoulders, and his cheek

He's not one to often top, but if he does, he go to plan is to pepper you with kisses

Not always on the face by the way

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[gtpgrima]

Obey Me but as the chaotic things I've heard my brothers and neighbors say!

Sometimes they're too loud and I just become the shocked-pikachu-face in the background. 😂

Mammon: Can you get the-

Leviathan: NO GET IT YOURSELF

Mammon: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

Leviathan: YOU'RE SHOUTING

Mammon: I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO GET ME A (for clothes) HANGER

Leviathan: GET IT YOURSELF

Mammon: please

Leviathan: WHAT

Mammon: PLEASE GET ME A HANGER

Leviathan: OK

Mammon: STOP SHOUTING

Leviathan: YOU'RE SHOUTING

(my brothers, everyone 😂👏🏻)

Satan: You're pathetic

Lucifer:

Satan: You're worthless

Lucifer:

Satan: You're a useless space occupant

Lucifer: yes

Satan:

Lucifer:

Satan: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT AIN'T NOBODY SAYING THAT BUT WE-

Mammon: *pops outta nowhere* Yeah so who're we killin'!?

Lucifer: thanks guys

Satan: You're cool

Lucifer: Also gtfo my house for a week or so you dumb fuck this is my house

Mammon: Oof

Asmodeus: Guys so I met this guy-

Leviathan: Whore

Mammon: Slut

Belphegor: Bitch

Asmodeus:

Beelzebub: Guys you're so mean

Lucifer: So who's the guy

Asmodeus: Nevermind I'm leaving this house and never coming back

Beelzebub: Stop eating my food

Mammon: omnomnomnom

Beelzebub: I said STOP EATING MY FOOD

Mammon: omnomnomnom

Beelzebub: STOP EATING MY FOOOOD

Mammon: OW WHY YOU HIT ME

Beelzebub: That's my pancake

Mammon: :(

Belphegor: Can I have one

Beelzebub: Of course you can my darling sweet

Mammon: >:(

Belphegor: Ha ha

Solomon: I watched this sketchy porn and I might need Jesus *moaning noises*

Simeon:

Luke:

Solomon: Sorry

Simeon: Don't talk to me ever again I don't know you

Luke: Yes who is he

Simeon: Don't talk to strangers

Solomon: I SAID SORRY THOUGH

Diavolo: I want this

Barbatos: That's expensive

Diavolo: OHHH I WANT THIS

Barbatos: That's expensive

Diavolo:

Barbatos:

Diavolo: Let me live my ADD TO CART DREAMMM

Asmodeus: Do I look pretty

Belphegor: Yes

Asmodeus: How pretty

Belphegor:

Asmodeus:

Belphegor: Yes

Asmodeus: How did you finish college with that level of comprehension

[b-yeonder]

Bringing Them Breakfast in Bed (Brothers + Undateables)

LUCIFER:

When you walk in balancing the breakfast tray Lucifer is already sat up in bed checking his D.D.D for any important news from RAD, but his attention is quickly diverted to you. The spread you offer him? Buttered toast, two different types of jam in cute little decorative jars, a full wine glass, and a cup of tea. "Wine in the morning? What do you take me for," he chuckles putting his phone down. Grinning you tell him that it's just grape juice to which he laughs and accepts the tray from you with a sincere thank you. Finds it incredibly endearing and can't stop smiling - calls you his good girl/boy with a wink. Will definitely put him in a good mood for the rest of the day.

MAMMON:

"For me? All of it? Really?" Yup! He's flabbergasted, blinking stupidly with his mouth hanging open as his cheeks redden before eventually catching himself and clearing his throat, putting on his usual bravado. "Well damn, I definitely deserve this huh, being the Great Mammon after all!" Cheeks are still red despite his demeanor change. Takes the tray and starts tucking in with gusto. "Ya gonna help me with this right? Here, I'll feed ya a pancake look--" He does, insisting on feeding it to you by hand and is a happy bubbly fella all morning. Why? Because his human pampered him and he feels s p e c i a l. (Because he is, of course.)

LEVIATHAN:

Shakes off his tiredness in an instant when he realises what you're handing him. "Is this that Limited Edition Ruri-chan cereal!? WHOOOAAH!" A million thank yous before he takes a million pictures to post on his social media and is loathe to eat it but it looks so good and ohhh man he's caved already and it IS good! You can't help but laugh at him as he eats it with his eyes closed, humming happily. "I can't believe you got these. Just for me? Really? Like, the whole box, you don't want any at all?" Blushes reaaal hard once it dawns on him how difficult it must have been for you to get and that you made all the effort for him and him only. "What if I feed you a spoonful? They're really good." Blushy blush, hide behind that fringe cutie pie.

SATAN:

"Ohh well well well, what have we here?" A smirk as you hand him his tray. Freezes when he sees what's on his plate and his cheeks redden quickly. You can't help but grin as he just stares. Cat pancakes. Cat-head shaped pancakes with syrupy faces. "You okay there?" "I....they're..." He clears his throat and blinks up at you. "Cute right?" Your grin widens as he nods. "I don't know if I can eat them..." At his mumbled confession you laugh and plop next to him on the bed, offering to feed them to him which has him blushing more. What can I say, sleepy morning bedhead Satan is easily flustered.

ASMODEUS:

"Oh darling this is amazing! But really all you had to do was show up nude and that would have been all the breakfast I need--" "ASMO!" He giggles and licks his lips at the delicious looking spread laid before him. "G A S P, is this GLITTERY JAM!?" "Yes! Isn't it cool?" Squeals and tucks in, rolling his eyes in his head. "Oh my gosh it tastes as good as it looks. This would make a good lipstick colour, we should go looking for one later." Uses it as an opportunity to gossip and get a few little flirtatious moves in before the day has even started. Dabbing jam on your nose just to lick it off making you snort with laughter and shove him away.

BEELZEBUB:

Presented with a full English breakfast, a giant stack of pancakes, and orange juice his eyes are the size of saucers as his pupils flick from the food to you. "What's wrong, handsome?" "I'm trying to decide what I want to eat more right now - the food or you." Because yes the poor sausage is overwhelmed and gets hard with excitement over all the deliciousness before him. Ends up shoving some egg in his gob followed by a pancake and half of the orange juice before pouncing on you. "Lemme love you!" "BEEEL-!" He's grinning and smothering you with breakfasty smooches leaving you a giggling mess. (Would want to finish his breakfast with you wrapped in his arms after he’s had his way because hugs and food are the best.)

BELPHEGOR:

"I've never seen you eat breakfast so I didn't know what to make you therefore I am serving myself," you say, gesturing to yourself with a flourish. "Perfect." Instantly grabs you and starts biting and gnawing at you making you erupt in a fit of giggles and try to push him off. "Mmmm human, so delicious!" Keeps going, pinning you down and climbing on top. "BELPHIE STOP THAT TICKLES." Evil grin plastered on his face, eventually ends the antics with a kiss on your nose. Then bites it. "Just for future reference though, I love a good omelette. Make me one of those and I'm yours forever." "You're not already mine forever?" "No, you suck, make me an omelette." Collapses on top of you so you can't go and make one even if he wasn't just winding you up. 

DIAVOLO:

Has a massive grin on his face the moment you set foot in his room, getting even bigger when he sees you've brought food. You serve it professionally, pretending to be Barbatos and making him laugh. "Your breakfast, young Master."  "Ooo, my birthday must have come early?" Devours everything eagerly, insisting on sharing with you no matter how much you protested. "Come now, you deserve to taste the fruit of your labours. It's wonderful!" Like a big kid, smothers you with kisses when he's done. "I'll have to think of a proper way to repay you..."

BARBATOS:

Completely taken by surprise - it was usually him that was serving meals after all and here you were up at an even earlier hour than him handing him a breakfast tray? Doesn't know what to say at first, eyes roaming over the food you'd prepared for him until he spots the little flower-shaped strawberries you'd cut for him - something he'd done for you once to cheer you up when you were sick. "Seeee," you say with a playful nudge as you settle next to him. "I've been learning." "You have...this looks wonderful, thank you." He leans over to press a delicate kiss to your lips and you mumble a quiet you're welcome against them. The two of you share a rare moment of solitude chatting idly and enjoying each others' company before another busy day at the Palace begins.

SOLOMON:

Eyes you and the food suspiciously. "You trying to poison me again?" "Dude it was just gone-off milk it wouldn't have killed you. Also that was a whole year ago why are you still holding that against me?" "Yeah well..." Sniffs it just to be sure then flashes you a playful smile. "I'm just messing. This looks really good - thanks." Halfway through tucking in: "Y'know I'd offer to return the favour but you'd probably die so I won't bother." "Yeah please don't," you laugh, resting your head on his shoulder. "Although....what if you were my breakfast next time? Worth a thought," he mused, tapping his spoon against his bottom lip as you rolled your eyes.

SIMEON:

Oh...this is awkward... You both are bearing breakfast trays intended for the other. Burst into laughter you make your way to his room where you swap trays and tuck in. "I can't believe this..." "We're too in tune with each other," Simeon smiles, sipping at his tea. "Yeah, I guess we are." The food was delicious - heavenly even and you found yourself closing your eyes from pleasure while eating it. "This is amazing, Sims." "Glad you like it," he replied with a grin. "You've made these eggs perfectly." "I'll have to make them for you more often." "I'd like that a lot." Simeon definitely tries feeding you at one point, laughing sweetly at your eagerness to take it from him.

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how do you think would the demon bros feel if you offered them a mamon?? idk im bored and hungry also haha. would they eat balut tho (nag suroy nasad si kuya haha)

Ohhh I see u 👀Probably something like this:

Lucifer:

“Mamon? Ma-“ you’re gonna have to teach him the proper way to eat, which is with your hands and not with a fork and knife 🍴

Mammon:

“OI! What’s this? Has my greatness reached your homeland that they made mercy of me?” Cue the smacking and feeding him the mamon because you kinda smacked him too hard 😅

Levi:

“I don’t want something with that scum’s name-“”They have a strawberry version 😮” fanboys at how the strawberry flavor tastes like that one limited edition ruri-chan cupcake.

Satan:

“Oh? I honestly can’t tell if this is a cupcake or muffin but if you’re the one giving it to me I supposed it shouldn’t be that bad” later learns to eat it as a stress food because of the variety of fillings & non fillings.🧁

Asmo:

“Oh thank you darling~ I’ve herd of this infamous snack from a few oriental demons! Apperantly it’s said to be as soft as an angel’s bosom!” Asmo absolutely adores how soft it is and how easy it is to eat it without ruining his makeup, (his favorite is also the strawberry change my mind)🍓

Beel & Belphie:

“Beel it was supposed to be for the two of us””*munch* sorry bewphie *bewphie*” you had to bring Belphie another one becasue Beel ate his share but these two love the general size of one Mamon,(trust me mammon’s ego skyrocketed the moment he herd Belphie say “wow this tastes pretty good”☀️🌙

As for the balut well...

They never questioned why MC was able to adapt to Devildom cuisine in such a short period of time 😊😊😊