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criston-cole · 5 months
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I had one of those days where you feel very made up because I just was in my tracksuit speaking to Olivia Cooke and Paddy Considine and it was really wicked.
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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doubleslashkarma · 1 month
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i love when mapicc resorts to psychological warfare but with only princezam for some reason. get some hobbies girl like what
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transmechanicus · 2 months
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Maybe I'm not cut out for a PhD maybe i should just start drinking the chemicals with the scariest labels on them, lets end the charade that i have brain cells
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dandp · 8 months
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I was like "wow this must be the first dan upload in like 2 years!" and then went on his channel and realized oh yeah...dystopia daily...
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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year
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The Doctor turning into women and having romantic dalliances with men is every kind of queer...to me.
#EMH (pretending to be B'Elanna after having just SPRINTED down the hall): You wouldn't shoot a pregnant woman would you ??;;#Tuvok: (in the most 'give it up' tone possible) ...Come with Me doctor =_=#Tuvok gets docked points for falling for the ol' 'cough cough im sick' excuse but gains them all back by getting suspicious and starting#an investigation all on his own in the background <3#Also Janeway being held captive and being just kinda pissed about the whole situation...yeah#HEHEHE I like this episode it's funny but also the stakes are high#Janeway sort of smirking and doing the 'come here' motion when that alien man was like 'do you know how to fix this?' - her swag.....#Janeway (captive and stressed beyond belief about the warp core): Yeah I have time to serve dom vibes#Tuvok - Chakotay - Janeway: Each having uniquely bad days#(Worst Security disaster ever - Got put in a morgue for hours - Held captive and threatened with death: + Voyager stranded)#I know Chakotay was unconscious for the morgue thing but still#Chakotay: -opens his eyes to see Tuvok standing there-#(they share a look like 'yeah it's some LIFE THREATENING scooby doo bullshit again')#Hey Chakotay maybe next time don't tell the imposter that you know they're an imposter right to their face <3#Just some tactical strategy for next time <3 <- I love him I'm just being a bitch HEHEHE it was funny to me#Doctor: Hey I know we're in the middle of a serious thing here but like. Why don't we. You know. Hang out???#Janeway: -sharp intake of breathe- ......ohhhh I don't really...DO hanging out.#YAY NAR~!!!!! GET HIS ASS~!!!#Nar I hope you live a simple but fulfilling life as a junk dealer or whatever it is you were talking about god bless <3#Doctor: Now that I might die I have some last requests v_v Captain...throw my diary away. DO NOT. READ IT. Tuvok...I told Neelix about that#rash you got on your ass. We laughed about it for weeks. Sorry.#and then I smile and giggle and ass 'ass rash' to the Tuvok lore#SNRKEHEHE DAMN. HE GOT HARRY TOO???#'Sorry I said you sucked absolute shit at playing the saxophone. I should have phrased it more delicately...damn it. It all becomes so clea#when you face the end.' (Harry: You said w hat????) SEVEN-!!#Seven: Stay over there computer boy =_=#SNRKEHEHEHHEHHAHAHAH#Janeway:....Is he...? / B'Elanna: NO. I've got him =_= I just deleted all that spam. He's FINE.#livetweeting
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scabbardsystem · 27 days
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oh. oh.. oh immmm so tired ofbeing angry. oh im sooooooo tiredd o fbeing angry oh my god oh my god
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#tell me this is a goddamn joke or oath isnt going to like what happens next#youret elling me we. we were looking forward to theweekend and sleeping in and talking to our friends and having time for ourselves andd#okay i csndt we cant we cant we what are you talkingabouttttt. whatsre yuotalking aboutttttttttttt#you want us. you spring this on us you can't spontaneously tell us we have to go to a family gathering wake up at 6am romorrow and#ONE OF THOSE FUCKIGNF MEN PULLED A DAMN GUN ON HIS WIFE AND KIDS AND WEEE HAVE TO GO PICK APPLES WITH HIM??#KNOWING THAT?? YOU WANTKTUS TO GO ON A PICNIC BE A HAPPY FAMILY TOGETHRE AND#doES IT NOT ENDD DOES IT NEVER END WILL IT NEVER END#TOMORROW??? TOMORROW????? YOU TELL US THIS TODAY?? NO PREP NO NOTHING WAKGIGN UP AT 6 AM TOMORROW TO GO WITH OUR STUPDINS ASS COUSINS#WE GO TO HELL SCHOOL THE WHOLE WEEK AND THE SINGLE DAY WE HAVE TO REST YOU JUST?? THRERE IS NO ACTION DDRASTIC ENOUGH TO SHOW HOW ANGRY IAM#CAN YOU LET US REST CAN YOU LET US REST AUGUST YOUHAVE BEEN NOTHGIN BUT HELL AND I AND WE CANT I#right okay back to it then. as always it doesn't matter. we go we act neurotypical we lie about school we babysit the kids we waste spoons#and then sunday we have laundry day and then monday its back to the school that hates us and then another week and another andd#ohhhh we need to cry i think we needto go back to sleep its never going to end#[three of swords]#<- WE'RE SO TIRED OF USING THIS TAG. WE FEEL SO NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME WE KEEP BRINGING PEOPLE DOWN#WE'RE SORRY YOU CAUGHT US AT A BAD TIME YOU'RE CATCHING THE TAIL END OF A STAR BURNING OUT AND DYING.#and you deserve better you deserve better
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dani-the-goblin · 9 months
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This world goes blind when children are dying
I turn into dust, but you never stop trying
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essektheylyss · 1 year
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Reading about the trend of increasingly higher-priced auction sales of VHS tapes and other "antiquated" media and technology and I'm reminded of what might be my most viciously-held unpopular/hot take: I absolutely fucking loathe nostalgia as an unchecked, unexamined pathos response.
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leoxxii · 4 months
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ok im editing my desktop themes again but im too tired to finish them up 2night. this post is a reminder to myself to FINISH DOING THAT!!!
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cursed-princess-club · 10 months
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It makes things funnier when you remember Jack threatened them XD
deserved ☺
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ihophashbrowns · 2 years
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Are you planning to study in korea? I wouldn't abandon the idea if i were you, it's so much fun there. Keep working towards it and hoping, the opportunity will arise! ✨️
YEAHHHH it's been the plan for a while lol. honestly the main goal is just to be as far away from home as possible LOL that's why even the colleges I'm considering here in the states are HOURS away from the city i currently live in and i was just like. I'm learning korean anyway i might as wellllll get a more vivid experience
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tortoise-teapot · 2 days
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i swear i listen to other genres but i'm just going to keep making high brow looking playlists with electronic music until ppl start to take it seriously
#i could rant and fucking rave about electronic music#'it's just loops :/ it's just some gamer bro thinking he's a musician there's no skill involved ://'#my friend you have been listening to amateurs#look up savant. creo. inzo. please. i'm begging#he has some meme songs but camellia oh my god. killerbeast i love you#sakuraburst??? pls theyre masters of bait and switch tunes#ohhhh i have such a soft spot for pre-dubstep. bloody beetroots i love you#and if you want big names... (GESTURES WILDLY AT DAFT PUNK)#THEN there's the semi-electronic... irl instrument-based through an amp 'electronic'. ratatat. everyone to listen to ratatat right NOW#they toe the line between acoustic and electronic and it makes me WET. bilar???? oh my god#guess i did rant and fucking rave#i think it's s special interest?#i just got into it around 2005 and then got into the history of it#and god.#I NEED TO MAKE MY ELECTRONIC EVOLUTION PLAYLIST#ESPECIALLY DUBSTEP. THE INCREASE OF CRUNCHY SOUNDS IN INDUSTRIAL TECHNO LEADING SO SO SMOOTHLY TO DUBSTEP. THEN SKRILLEX FIRMLY SOLIDIFIED#IT AS A SUBGENRE#ok i'm fine. i'm fine i'm normal about electronic music i'm normal#god. and pour one out for the dj's that sold out to pop music. zedd your capacity for strong melody is wasted on mediocre lyrics & vocalists#go back to instrumental zedd. go back to instrumental zedd. GO BACK TO INSTRUMENTAL ZEDD#like do ppl realize that electronic music is the MOST human form of music??? these sounds DO NOT EXIST. we r MAKING SOUNDS OUT OF LIGHTNING#WE M A D E THIS#AND WE'RE WATCHING IT DRASTICALLY EVOLVE OUR O U R LIFETIMES#IT'S SUCH A GIFT??? WHY DO PEOPLE POOPOO IT????#shoutout to cascada for starting all of this for me. the true pop edm legend 🫡
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barkbarkboy · 1 month
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stage looks / regular looks i would like to destroy/have destroy me part 1
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Fairy gerard - very bottom. in my mind she's the crazy manic pixie dream girl of my dreams whose a little fucked up and having a fucking crisis but damn is she gorgeous and beautiful. smashing her so hard her fingernails dig into me and leave scratches pretty please
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INOK gerard - the shiest bottom you could possibly go for. what i'm not doing? hesitating for a single second. that pussy? destroyed. they can't do anything about it and get all flustered and pink and whiny. adorable
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Basement gee - wrote a whole fic about this one. hes super inexperienced and shy but so sos o soso bottom and fuckable and breedable. please christ its a crime leaving him untouched i can fix him w sicknasty t4t sex just once please
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Priestrard - definitely no fics made this happen for me. nope. officially a switch as of uhv canon but i think he's def bottom leaning and is into chastity and boy would i love to own that cock
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lemon!!!!! precious adorable cutie would not hesitate to smash but also like... wanna snuggle up in blankets and eat cookies and watch cartoons yknow. seems like a chill bud to do that with. i dont think theres any way in hell they're not a bottom ether
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ronanlynchbf · 6 months
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this is what i get for being european tbh ✋😐
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growling · 8 months
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Director Katsukiyo OC summary post my greatest enemy my toxic lover my
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