#oikawa brainrot

[setembro22]

Oikawa they could never make me hate you <3

[taxkha]

Iwa-chan, please

[chrollogy]

sex with seijoh 4 where they leave matsukawa for last because of the monstrosity that sits between his legs, the other three boys are nice enough to prep and stretch you out before he finally takes you. they do their absolute best, whether it be making you cum on their fingers, tongue or cock but all it does is reduce you to a violent quivering mess—your body convulsing as your sopping cunt greedily swallows matsukawa’s tip, and he thinks it’s the hottest fucking sight ever. the way you take short, rapid breaths to steady yourself and hide the ecstasy consuming your whole being but the shaking of your thighs painfully gives it away. iwaizumi, hanamaki, and oikawa watches with a carnal glint in their lustful eyes as your face contorts in pure bliss. matsukawa has an arm rested behind his head, the other resting on your bare hip, a lazy smile plastered upon his handsome face as if you weren’t fighting for your sanity before him.

he bites his lip as your nails painfully dig into his naked chest, your own face mirroring his expression as you sink into him further—eyes threatening to roll back, pleasure pulling you further and further into the void called insanity. your body sways with every heavy breath taken, teetering on the boundaries of pain and pleasure. the man beneath you runs a free hand over your sweat-covered body, a way to somehow soothe you but deep down it was to keep him in check as well—his patience wearing thin at the way your velvety walls eagerly sucked him in. matsukawa felt so fucking good inside you, stretching you out like no man ever could, and kissing spots inside you that you didn’t know even existed. the funniest thing? he hasn’t even bottomed out yet.

[nekomanager]

introduces you to his friends during dinner, playing dumb and smiling nonchalantly like his fingers are not playing with your pussy under the table

—♡ osamu, kenma, oikawa, tsukishima, suna, hirugami, reo, sae, douma, geto

[classyinnie]

“Did you ever plan on getting a relationship?” The interviewer asked.

"No, I was too preoccupied with volleyball to care."

“What made you change your mind?” 

Beyond the reporters, mics, and cameras, his gaze finds yours in the crowd. "The mere possibility that someone out there was worth the wait."

The interviewer noticed the softness in his eyes and tried to follow his line of sight, but he had already directed his gaze back to them before they could turn around. 

“Well, were they worth the wait?”

He smiles. “Always.”

—ATSUMU, Kageyama, OIKAWA, HINATA, Sakusa, Ushijima, Suna, Bokuto

[cossmicx99]

Guys,,,, i had a vision

(i'm delulu)

[pochaccokey]

just binged gusari's hikari no ko iwaoi series (I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THOSE EXISTED) and life feels AMAZING again

[narashikari]

Not me absolutely shrieking at the fact Japan are in the same pool as Argentina and beat them 3-1 in the qualifiers yesterday...

Which means in the HQverse KageHina beat the Great King once more!!

You can bet the entirety of their 1st year team in Karasuno are BAWLING their eyes out (well except Tsukki because he's Tsukki) because they've gone from that defeat against Seijoh in the Interhigh Prelims to beating Oikawa in the GODDAMNED OLYMPICS

Also Oikawa would be loudly complaining about it while Iwaizumi is all smug lol. And the other Seijoh peeps laugh at their back and forth over twt or whatever

(Volleyball fans be like: Why is Japan's athletic trainer calling Argentina's setter Shittykawa (affectionate) on main lmaooo)

Ushijima (on Tendou's prompting) trolling Oikawa by doing the "you should've gone to Shiratorizawa" bit but it's now "you should've stayed a Japanese citizen" and Oikawa loses it lol. I can also imagine Atsumu dunking on Oikawa since they canonically know each other now lolololol

[wttcsms]

michael kaiser or tooru oikawa, pick one

[crowleysno1fan]

Iwaoi Fic Recs (Ao3)

Ledgend: ღ - angst ★ - fluff ✿ - smut

★  Color Me Red - FindingSchmomo https://archiveofourown.org/works/20116579 “ Oikawa Tooru is a perfectionist who insists on doing everything himself, including his massive home renovation. Until today, when he finally decides to pay someone to paint the exterior of his home. No one told him the painter would be this hot. “

★ tenderly, in the evening time - ohhotlamb https://archiveofourown.org/works/11874612 “  Oikawa isn't the only one who finds Iwaizumi attractive anymore. He has trouble handling it, to say the least. “

★ ✿ decrescendo - bigbadw0lf https://archiveofourown.org/works/33430771?view_adult=true “ Tooru's house had never been this quiet. With his daughter out of the house for the first time in a long while, the lack of her presence in the house leads him to reminisce about his relationship with Hajime, the home he's made out of him, and the one they've been building together all these years. “

★ The Way He Looks At You - roobtheboob https://archiveofourown.org/works/29692539 “ That was when he first should have noticed it, but it was only after he watched Iwaizumi yell at Oikawa for forty-five minutes about forgetting his bento and then immediately giving him his own that he realized that the vice captain definitely did not hate Oikawa. No, he definitely didn’t. In fact...Well. Kentarou definitely paid attention after that.It wasn’t really obvious how Iwaizumi took care of Oikawa—a sharp jab in his side to stop him from slouching (“You’ll injure your back, dumbass!”), an entire lecture about eating healthy, a ‘grudging’ surrender of his shoulder for him to sleep on during bus rides (‘grudging’ because he complained loudly about it but offered it immediately anyway), and even lending that stupidly tall idiot his gloves when it was cold and Oikawa had forgotten his.It was almost embarrassing how much Iwaizumi did for Oikawa. “

✿ What to Do (to You) - Mooifyourecows https://archiveofourown.org/works/14818197 “ Sitting at the table, idly observing the screen of his phone with his chin nestled in the palm of one hand, was none other than Mister "Never Gonna Fuckin’ Happen (No Matter How Hard You Pine.)" It had to be a mistake.Because there was no way that Iwaizumi’s blind date was his roommate. “

ღ The Glass Setter - FindingSchmomo https://archiveofourown.org/works/12241389 “ Oikawa believes he is made of glass. Iwaizumi's heart is the only thing breaking. “

ღ 5 Times Oikawa Kisses Iwaizumi and 1 Time He Didn’t - CrossroadsDemon No Summary.

★ Melt Me With Your Gaze - FindingSchmomo https://archiveofourown.org/works/20405515 “ “Don’t play dumb with me Iwaizumi Hajime!” Oikawa cries. “You were staring at me the whole time!” “You’re a moron. I was staring at you because you’re fucking hot,” Iwaizumi snaps back.-- aka: Oikawa wears glasses and Iwaizumi has a Gay Panic over it “

✿ Shut Up. Iwaoi - Kageyamas_Tiktok https://archiveofourown.org/works/28512558 “ “Are you done yet?” Rolling his eyes, Iwaizumi thought about hitting him over the head. He shook the thought off, deciding it was a good plan b.“If you don’t shut up,” he paused a moment, “I’ll fuck you up against that window.” He finished, adding, “For everyone to see.” as he whispered in his ear.Oikawa’s words trailed off almost immediately as he, slowly, processed the older boys words. “

ღ ★ ✿ Super Spy Husbands - leurauxe https://archiveofourown.org/series/335353 “ Oikawa and Iwaizumi are like every other ordinary husbands - They live together in a comfortable home, have dinner together every night, fight over who has to do the dishes, it's all very mundaneThe only difference is they also happen to be super spies who embark on A-level dangerous missions in extreme conditions and encounter some of the most notorious villains to exist. Super spy husband AU! because we all love a BAMF Iwaizumi and Oikawa “

Let me know if you’d like more recommendations

[juicyjuicy05]

Iwaizumi is the type of gay that can’t do math but can drive

Oikawa is the type of gay that can do math but can’t drive

[teddybeartoji]

just swallowed the whole hq s3 in one bite WHAAAATT my hands are sweating i loved it so much i think i had like three heart attacks anyway this post is actually about oikawa with glasses though..... yeah............. oikawa..... with..... glasses............. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

[chrollogy]

18+ MDNI; smut, porn without plot, unprotected sex, creampie, shameless oikawa brainrot, pathetic & subby(?) oikawa, he has praise kink, overstimulation (m), multiple orgasms (2), cowgirl, erotic asphyxiation (m), pet names (baby, my love). divider: cafekitsune.

notes: this is for my dear friend lexi @hanafubuxi :3 eheheheheheh pay back for that tsumu ask you sent <3

── you didn’t know how to describe the view before you . . heavenly? ethereal? lewd? hm. the list could go on, and on but there was one thing you were sure of—oikawa was as pretty as the first flowers of spring whenever he wore those infamous specs, especially with the apples of his cheeks painted the same hue as a japanese camellia.

erotic sounds of loud skin slapping, and dulcet whines filled the shared bedroom; the scent of passionate intimacy lingered in the heavy atmosphere, kissing your naked bodies in the form of sweat.

beneath you was oikawa—your lover—all in his bare glory; umber strands splayed across the soft ivory pillow beneath his head, displaying a faux halo, as though he was a heavenly being sent from above, divine, and all things pure; his naked chest subtly gleamed with sweat, skin peppered in hues of dark red, and purple. oikawa looked like an absolute mess with tears threatening to spill from his eyes, and it drove you up the wall, clenching around his cock at the state he was in.

though, the cherry on top were the glasses he donned—all fogged up, and moist from the damp atmosphere of your shared bedroom. the frame crookedly sat atop oikawa’s pretty face, threatening to fall off with every merciless bounce of your hips. a glimpse of his eyes rolled back from ecstasy peeked beneath the translucent glass; god, he looked no better than a common whore from how good he was taking the sinful movements of your hips.

lightly circling your fingers around his neck, the bed frame creaked beneath your naked bodies, a light squeaking in unison with each eager bounce. with oikawa’s rosy lips parted, a series of colourful curses, and incoherent mewls slipped off his tongue, as your hips relentlessly moved up, and down, up, and down his hard cock.

fuck, just the feeling of your hand around his throat had him seeing stars.

slim, shaky fingers dug onto the feverish skin of your hips, a feeble attempt to slow your actions but you didn’t let up. instead, you took both of oikawa’s hands, and pinned them on either side of his face, interlacing your fingers with his own, and using them as leverage to angle your hips better.

the slight change in angle pulled a shaky whine from you, and oikawa, his head pressed further into the pillow beneath as the your warm cunt eagerly sucked his cock even deeper; kissing intimate parts of your velvety walls.

“f-fuck—! too much, baby, please. .”

oikawa whined, adam’s apple bobbing with every saccharine sound that slipped past his swollen lips; strands of umber that framed his handsome face were now stuck to his forehead. you let out a humourless laugh—one that had oikawa coiling in pleasure—and planted a chaste kiss on his sweaty forehead,

“but you’re doing so, so well for me, my love . .”

a shameless moan in the shape of your name rolled off his tongue, handsome face contorted in pure bliss as he unexpectedly came at the mere praise that fell from your lips; oikawa’s fingers tightened against your own, a way to ground himself from the dizzying pleasure. whispered curses filled your ears as ribbons of hot cum painted your walls white, pulling a low whine from you at the familiar sensation.

oikawa’s mouth hung open as he gasped for air, immense pleasure that engulfed the entirety of his body becoming too much as the pace of your hips remained indifferent, effectively overstimulating him.

you could feel him attempt to pry off the weight of your hands against his own but the pleasure that gnawed at his bones had made his body limp; so, all oikawa could do was lay there, and take it all—the sinful roll of your hips, the ecstatic feeling that ate away at his sanity, and the feeling of your wet cunt hugging his cock.

it wasn’t long before oikawa reached another orgasm, this time, with you. curling over your body at the intense feeling, you babbled sweet, drunken praises against oikawa’s ear, gently nibbling at his feverish skin. the man beneath you let out a silent moan, hot tears that pooled his umber eyes rolled down his rosy cheeks, wetting his long lashes.

heavy pants filled the room as you, and oikawa stayed still for a moment, the cost of chasing pleasure weighing down on your naked bodies; a low whine slipped past his lips, sensitive cock moving against your cunt as you shifted atop him. oikawa’s thumb caressed the back of your palm, sleep slowly overtaking his body with each passing second, the sound of both your heartbeats lulling him to dreamland.

god, you never fail to drive him absolutely insane.

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[nekomanager]

when you said you wanna eat out for lunch but they heard "eat you out" instead 🥴💦

—♡ bokuto, atsumu, hinata, kuroo, lev, oikawa, nagi, bachira, gojo, itadori, inosuke

[atlasaur]

oikawa is the kind of guy to ask iwaizumi if he’d still love him if he was a worm and iwa, no hesitation replies with “fuck no”

[red-elric]

i know why hinata and oikawa’s names are romanized haha, i meant the spellings that were used. (toru & shoyo as opposed to tooru & shouyou, etc) just to clarify!

also i was thinking the same thing re: the smiley faces fjsjsj. i think it’s almost funnier if neither were inspired by the other and it’s just a coincidence BUT oikawa still (wrongly) thinks hinata’s was inspired by his.

ooh gotcha gotcha lol. and hmm its possible that theyre going the tōru and shōyō romanization route (technically more accurate I THINK but dont quote me on that) and just dropping the overbars bc theyre lazy?? but thats just a guess haha

and ooh yeah thats also good 👀