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calvinandhobbes · 2 years
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thetypingpup · 1 year
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Being passed around like a blunt at a kickback actually flipped a switch in me..... Imagine San, Hwa, Joong and Woo actually passing you around as you take turns cockwarming them and they tease you, kiss you, nibble on your lips and on your neck and delight in how much wetter their laps get from you with each pass...
ok but this sounds like a fucking dream 😵
like imagine the soft music in the background, bass thrumming like a prominent pulse while you cockwarm each of them. the earthen scent of the weed mingles with the inviting aroma of sex, making the air thick with pheromones and sweet musk. your shared high heightens every sensation, every feeling, every emotion. the heat that rises to your cheeks is less of a subtle warmth, and more of a radiant heat that simmers upon your skin. even if you're with one of them, slowly grinding on his lap, the others are definitely all over you. imagine being on wooyoung's lap, feeling the girth of his cock stretch you open oh so delectably, his hands grasping your waist. you feel his breath against your ear and over your neck as he pants softly, murmuring about how good you feel wrapped around him. you feel his lips upon the sensitive spots on your neck, mapping them out one by one with open mouthed kisses and hints of teeth, connecting them like a sensual constellation. he doesn't say anything, but his mouth does more than enough talking. the subtle pain of his teeth, the wet warmth of his mouth, all make the experience even more blissful for you, and you moan unabashedly as his passion enhances your euphoric state. you feel san's gentle touch tilt your chin up with deft fingers to face him, an expression of hazy contentment settling over his features.
"fuck, you're so pretty baby. such pretty lips..." and the rest of his words are consumed in a supple kiss. his moans are muffled against your mouth as he kisses you, his tongue sweeping across yours, and the slick slide of his tongue has you shuddering and clenching around wooyoung's cock.
fuck imagine when it's seonghwa's turn. he'd keep his arms wrapped around your waist. it's the feeling of your tight pussy that keeps him grounded, his high hitting him harder. he laughs as waves of pure contentment overtake him, his chin resting on you, his lips lazily roving over the crook of your neck. even though you were just on his cock moment's ago, wooyoung wouldn't be able to keep his hands off you. fondling your breasts, kissing the other side of your neck, he'd keep contact with you the whole time. he can't get enough of you, of touching all over your beautiful body, of hearing your sweet moans, of watching you tremble in pleasure. and feeling you clench around him, seonghwa would groan softly and subtly in your ear, and the reverberating timbre of his deep voice would send shivers of pleasure right through you. even as he's fully blissed out, seonghwa would be sure to please you, fingertips rubbing your clit languidly, adding meandering spirals of pleasure to your bliss. he could stay like this for the rest of the night, riding out his high as he builds you up to yours, connected to you in the most intimate way.
when it's hongjoong's turn, he wouldn't be able to help grinding into you. the slick friction, the way your pussy seems to suck him in as you ripple around it, he can't help but grind into the sensation. he'd move along to the beat of the song that's playing, using the tempo as a guide to gyrate his hips. his cock presses against your sweet spot, the tip massaging the tender spot in a way that has your eyes rolling back and fluttering shut. your body moves on its own accord, legs falling open wider, your back pressed against his chest as your head tips back, your hips moving to match his pace. trailing his hands up your waist, hongjoong would keep muttering in your ear, "i've got you baby, i've got you" and the affection you feel from his words has your heart quickening. your hands rest atop his, fingers weaving with his, connecting to him even more. you're not sure how many times he makes you cum, for the entire experience feels like one long climax, where you ride the ebbs and flows of pleasure like you're traversing the ocean's waves.
and when san finally gets his turn with you on his lap, oh he won't be able to sit still. he won't be able to resist bouncing you on his lap. they all desire you immensely, but san is arguably the most eager. he revels in finally being able to feel you on his dick, finally having you on his lap. hands grasping your hips, he thrusts up eagerly, keeping his pace steady. not too fast, not too rough, but definitely driving his cock deep inside you. his words tumble from his lips in a torrent of titillating declarations, going on and on about how good you feel around him, how pretty you sound when you cry out in bliss, how fucking wet you are. he's conflicted between dousing you in praise or kisses, so he opts for both, muttering his words between heated kisses all over your neck and shoulder. and fuck he's beyond delighted when he makes you cum almost untouched, tossing his head back as the fluttering pulse of your pussy propels him into his own orgasm. he's the first to spill his seed deep inside you, the first to find release while buried deep inside your body, and the others are quick to follow suit and follow him into bliss within you upon their next turn.
and you keep going like this, being passed from man to man like the blunt you shared hours ago. you go on for who knows how long, time becoming irrelevant as you indulge in them as they indulge in you. you let them explore your body with fervent touches and feverish kisses, let them please you with their mouths and fingers and cocks, let them entangle themselves in you in the most intimate ways. the weed you shared is long forgotten by this point, but the intoxicated rush is intensified as they get even more high on you.
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skyberia · 4 months
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Ok so this sounds ignorant, but I haven't played BG3... You can play as the party members? I thought that you could only play as your self-insert! How does that work?? 😵
yeah! it's a super interesting feature, at the beginning of the game you get to a character creator where you can make a custom character OR you can pick one of 7 "origin" characters, which are (mostly, with the exception of one) the companions you get along the game!
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when you play as one of these characters you get custom dialogue options that match the character's personality and backstory, as well as some special scenes and completely different interactions with your companions. so for example, in a normal playthrough with a custom character astarion can approach you and try to bite you as you sleep. but if you play AS astarion, you get a scene where you wake up in the middle of the night after a bad dream where you're reminded of your "master's" rules (about not being allowed to drink from "thinking creatures" and so on) and you can decide to bite one of your party members to see if you're still being forced to abide by those rules. another example: one of karlach's main traits is that she is perpetually on fire and can't risk touching anyone else without burning them, so if you play as her it completely changes some romance scenes. where in a custom character playthrough you'd get a sex scene, with karlach you'll instead get the other character mourning the fact that they can't touch you at all. things like that
but besides that the game doesn't really lock you into making choices that are "in character" for them so you can just do whatever you want. turn the morally good hero character into a bastard who murders innocents for fun. make the evil gay elf do good deeds for others out of the kindness of his heart. World's your oyster no matter how horrifying the implications are. it's great! makes the game where one single playthrough can take you 100+ hours weirdly replayable! this has been ruining my life lately
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carnivorousyandeere · 9 months
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ok idk if you're writing requests about her but ngl ever since that "breed or be bred" post you made i've been thinking like 24/7 about being bred by the Vampire Moth 😵 can't get her out of my mind omg 😭😭
Uhmmmm may have gotten carried away here 🫣
But like…. She’s just such a good combination of “trying so hard to be respectful,” and “so overwhelmed by her own instincts and needs” 😩
( MDNI )
CW: dubcon (Darling thinks they’re having a fantastic wet dream), slight somnophilia, oviposition/egg laying/breeding, oral/eating out/rimming
Other info: bottom Darling, power bottom Darling?
Too hot. You toss and turn, unable to get comfortable enough to sleep. Your body is burning… an untimely combination of hormones and a broken ac in the middle of summer have you sweating and squirming out of the lightest set of sheets you own.
Your fan whirls uselessly overhead, clicking faintly on its highest setting, rivaled only by the cicadas and crickets outside. You sigh. Obviously you aren’t going to sleep any time soon. You escape from the twisted up sheets to get some water, and come back to try opening the window, hoping for a breeze.
The balmy night air washes in, a sweet honeysuckle breeze soothing in its coolness. Your sigh this time is one of relief. You stare out into the dark woods. The branches of trees rustle in the soft wind.
You’re still too worked up to sleep, but now you can at least do something about it without getting heatstroke. You lay back in bed, content to pleasure yourself to sleep on a lazy summer night. Blurry visions of wet dreams, and a figure singing to you outside your window, wash over you like gusts of the breeze.
Saturnia watches, as she always does. She loves seeing you sleep, seeing you so peaceful. She keeps watch while you pleasure yourself, too, though the heat and shame that washes over her is immense. Surely it’s wrong to watch you like this, but she can’t seem to tear her compound eyes away from your writhing form.
And the smell… you smell absolutely divine, even if she only ever gets the faintest whiff from outside your house. But tonight, with your window open, the musky scent is overwhelming. Saturnia’s wings and antennae flutter against the breeze, claws digging into the soft, wet wood of the branch she’s perched on. She’s fighting her every instinct to stay away, but that smell…
And she can hear you, too. The rustle of your sheets, your faint breaths and moans, the wet sound of your fingers inside of yourself. Her sense of hearing isn’t the sharpest, but every noise you make is overwhelming in the best way.
She can’t fight her urges after all these months watching you from afar. She flutters to your window, lingering shyly at the threshold of your residence.
“Please— please come in—“
She takes this as permission, creeping closer inside, drawn inexorably to your warmth and scent.
“Please come inside me,” you pant, eyes closed and body tight. Saturnia squirms from the corner of the room she’s watching you from. Her slit feels tight and wet. She has to fight to keep her ovipositor from coming out.
Finally you cum, the rush of hormones sending you into a blissful, sleepy state. Your eyes flutter open, landing on Saturnia. She freezes, fearing your reaction— will you scream? Yell? Try to hit her?
But you just smile dreamily, presenting yourself to her, hole still loose and wet. Saturnia’s wings flutter behind her, shocked at your forwardness. But your smell grows stronger as you spread your legs, and Saturnia can’t help but be drawn in.
She slides over, dragging her long tongue over you again and again, the softened tip of it dipping inside to taste you. She can’t help her ovipositor sliding out, dragging against your already sweat-soaked sheets. Your hands reach down, stroking her head and antennae with wonder.
She lifts herself up to set her head against your neck, chirring softly against your skin. Her sharp teeth nip at your shoulder when you reach around to feel her wings. She licks at the skin in apology, oblivious to your desire for her to bite harder, only to bite her own tongue when you tug at her wings in response.
Saturnia’s hips roll against you at the flashes of pain, ovipositor grinding wetly against you. She chirrs again, seemingly content to keep grinding against you for now. The sound is interrupted by a lower rumble when you reach around and line her up with your entrance.
Saturnia holds you still by the hips, gently pressing herself inside of you. She clicks softly, chitinous lips pressing against your cheek, and gently moves you into a mating press.
It feels so right, so natural. Saturnia can’t even think anymore, can’t try to talk herself out of this. Her mind is all flashes of light and static, overwhelmed by you. You wanted this, wanted her, arms and legs straining to pull her closer.
You cum again and again, delirious with pleasure with each egg Saturnia presses inside of you. Your stomach feels tight and warm, the eggs soft and wet inside you, more fitting than you thought possible. When she’s finally done, Saturnia stays nestled inside you, gently licking away your sweat and any pleasured tears that may have fallen from your sweet eyes. You fall asleep in her embrace, warm and sated in a way no other lover could give you.
You wake up alone, satisfied but aching, reliving the delicious dream you’d had the night before. Except… your sleep shorts weren’t always this tight… were they?
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sakasakiii · 10 months
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Hi!
I love your work!! Your art is very pretty. Do you have a specific idea of how old everyone is ? Do you lean more towards canon or do you have your own dates in mind ? If don’t wanna a answer it’s ok!
Hope u have a nice day
(Remember to drink water!)
hiiii nonnie!!! thank you for checking in, and im happy u like the stuff i put out!! when it comes to ages, it's difficult to answer sometimes bc of the way professor tolkien's timeline is-- it makes gauging one singular place where most of the cast can be compared something that makes my tired brain go 😵🤧🤕 but i love the prompt youve given! and thus heres my attempt at it
with most of my tolkien stuff, i always try to stick to canon wherever possible emphasis is on try lmao and the topic of ages is one such place. i do make exceptions to the Professor's canon sometimes for a few reasons: 1) i like some of the scrapped ideas in his drafts, or 2) i just prefer other options. with ages, i think the only charas with canon-established ages i deviated from are fingolfin, finrod, turgon, and aredhel. i try to keep cases like these minimal tho, so i hope it doesn't bother anyone too much... 👉👈
anyways i figured just dropping a list of numbers would be kinda boring to look at so heres an illustrated guide to what the ~rough~ ages of the finweans are in my head whenever i write or draw. Y.T. 1495 (the year Finwe dies) is the controlled medium ive used to enable a fair comparison of the Finweans
note: "born Y.T. xxx" means this is the canon date of birth listed on Tolkien Gateway. "est. born [xxx]" means this is a noncanon estimate:
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the First Age gets a lot more muddled from there due to the hullaballoo of everything going on, so ill only be including the doriathrim and a few other denizens of nargothrond:
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it's mostly the older elves that are more undefined/vague with their ages (i.o.w. others like elwing, earendil, the peredhil twins, and most Men all have set dates of birth), so they're all i'll be doing for now. but it's that vagueness which makes hcing all the more enjoyable, isn't it! plus since we’re on this subject, under the cut are just a few headcanons and musings ive had that i wanted to put somewhere 😙
Finarfin and Earwen were born within months of each other! Finwe and Olwe made a Really Big Deal out of when they found out their wives were pregnant at the same time. As a result, the two were often sent on many playdates with each other to “bolster healthy relations” between the Noldor and the Teleri. It wasn’t an arranged marriage situation, but I like to think they were goofy for each other from the start… Resulting in the two eventually getting married as soon as they came of age, the fastest out of all of Finwe’s kids to do so. 
The reason the Ambarussa are significantly younger than the other Finweans (especially the Feanorians-- there’s a 100 Valian year gap between them and Curufin alone!) is because I imagine they were accidental babies that even Feanor didn’t expect to conceive. too bad morgoth said "its morgin time!" and started Messing Things Up shortly afterwards.....
Anaire was Lalwen's good friend long before she married Fingolfin; they met through Lalwen who wingmanned Fingolfin the whole time. i like think Anaire'd be the best out of all the wives at keeping good, healthy bonds with all the women of her family :DD
luthien's potential 姐姐/big sis dynamic with all the younger doriathrim elves is something i daydream about a lot 😌 but sometimes the fact that she's older than finarfin keeps me up at night
this has been really fun, so thanks again for asking-- annnd yessir, i am chugging water as i write this so you better be doing the same ❤️ have a great start to your week!
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lynnsquared · 2 months
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Hello, I love your work, I have been reading you for a while and I really love what you do so I wanted to ask you if you can do something like “ Any thoughts on lip g!p? ” but in hyeju version, of course, if you don't mind! (I'm very sorry for my English, it's not my first language, it's the first time I've decided to ask for something like that, jajdhd) Nice day, afternoon or night! <3
🐬 hello sweetie !! this doesn't only go for you but anybody who asks anything in the future, i do not mind if english is not your first language 😭 it's totally ok as english is not a universal language and i appreciate your support and request regardless.. i don't mind it at all and do not apologize!!
ok so bear with me here but even tho hyeju is a bit lacking in length (she is comfortably average 😁+lmk if yall want to know who i think the big dick line in loona is 🙄) she makes up for it in girth and just.. how cute it is 😭 its abt 14cm or like 5.5 inches 🙏 and also like jungeuns its pretty and pink but hers probably has more of an orangey pink tip u know 🥺
her cock is def freakishly sensitive.. like even if you were just jerking her off it'd probably be enough for her because 🥺 she is very sensitive ok!!! i like to think that if she was desperate enough she'd be bucking her hips into your hand to get herself off faster hsgjghjg <33333 idk if this position has a name i barely know how to describe it you know like. Bear with me x2 but i think hyeju would love sitting between your legs with her back pressed to your chest while u jerk her off.... 🤭😵 that is ,,, one of her faves for sure <3 +bonus points if you play with one of her tits too but i'll get into that later . 😇
most importantly i think hyeju loves intimacy ❤️ she loves holding u close and checking in with you while she fucks you ok she wants to make sure u are. completely feeling it.. <3 i think she'd get a bit lost in her own pleasure sometimes cus shes so sensitive (+shes cute when shes pussy drunk ok let me have this) but even then i think she'd feel better knowing that ... u also feel good :) since she loves holding u close she loves missionary and also the lotus position.. she loves seeing your face because hkskghghjhg SHE LOVES YOU!!!
also ok one little last thing . this has like nothing to do with her dick (sorta) but this woman has the most soft+sensitive tits on the planet.. like more so than her cock, if u touch her tits at all while youre jerking her off or while shes fucking u... she will cum SO fast istg 😭 since her tits are soo soft its hard for u to take your hands away from them so shes definitely always whimpering and telling you how good it feels.. and god forbid you take your hands away from them!!!🥺 (sorry my loves but i need to save my hyeju titty thoughts for later cus if i start i wont stop)
ps if none of this was ur thing i have a gp!hyeju fic cooking (eventually) that is like.. the exact opposite of this 🤭🙏 btw i hope if u guys cant already tell im still kind of getting comfortable writing gp so if this is wonky i am so sorry
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evansbby · 2 months
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GURLLLLLL
WHAT A ROLLER COASTER IT HAS BEEN BESTIEEEEEEEEEEE👁️👄👁️😵
OH MYY GODDDDD
This dumblr won't let me write long comments so here it is
Wanda bro she ain't a girl's girl she knew reader would be uncomfortable around ari but still draged her to see the practice nopeee hate it hate it hate it hate it absolutely hate it(I literally had a friend like this yrs back😐, OMGG it fucking sucks to friends with such people😵‍💫) ALL I SE IS A ONE SIDED FRIENDSHIP
Now coming to the boys😭
"You better be fucking sure, because I know guys like him. He's a fucking slimeball who would've been happy to touch you even if you were unconscious."
Sir and what did you do u fucked when she was high and you were the one who gave her the drug and not just fucked her you manipulated her to have sex with infront of like a hundred people then you would make her your girlfriend. And then u fucked left her to fend for herself when was high off her ass, you weren't worried that time , whether someone is gonna take advantage of her? And we don't even know how he manipulated her when it was her first time she was a Lil drunk that time too wasn't she! (I think she was this was mentioned in part 1) The audacity of this man like bro- just shut up.
He backs away as if you've stung him, or flung a vial of poison right in his face.
He is hurt???? He has the audacity to be hurt?? When for weeks he has been using her and throwing he like a chewing gum when he is done? Like the party was the first time he helped her clean up! The first time he took a pert in aftercare! And he is hurt??? And didn't your text just a few days ago read you have other girls! Wowwwww that text was like acid on my veins not gonna lie, Bro- you need to fuck off
"I am attracted to you"
My heart did a summer-sault here🥹
This was also the scene where he said he wouldn't take advantage of her I remember that. Man he is also a slimy motherfucker can't lie🥲 but ari took advantage of her the same night too so I gues this point is over-ruled. Also Stevie boy gets a point here for being so direct and hot and bde😗
"Say it, then. Say you'll text me tonight."
5 summer-saults🫡😃🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
Stevie gets a point here too for being such a hot stern daddy😗
would Steve forget about you now that she was here?
Ari looses points here for making her this insecure 😭. Like if she might be insecure in general even before she met ari that is a possibility buttt butt butttt in this sentence right here she is not just in general insecure she is particularly insecure of Sharon🥺, which is Ari's doing making her belive she is not good enough💔 to be not just his but anyone's girlfriend. Good going ari good going 😤
A part of you wants to move away from Steve out of respect for Ari,
He was jealous!!!! Wowwww likee howw broo weren't you the one kissing your girlfriend a few days ago right in reader's face and now you are jealous. And still reader is too nice on him 🥲
"I told you he was trouble, didn't I? Now he's physically attacked you in front of everyone. He's a fucking psychopath-"
She got hurt and he still wanted to prove the point that he was right brooo Just stop being so self centred 😐
The brunet's features soften.
"That's a good girl,"
"You're being such a brave little girl."
Ok here he was really soft and making my heart all squishyyyyyyy but then reader said this was the first time he was being soo kind 🥲 bro has been seeing her for weeks and was the first time he was being sooo soft nooooopeeee he loosing points again not that he has any😐
"What, like Steve? I already told you he's dangerous."
And you are a prince charming 😃🤡
"Look, the only reason he even asked you out is because he wants to get back at me."
Woowwowwwwwooooowwwwoooowwwwooowwww it's not like you've given her all these insecurities and now you are being sooo sooo soooo insensitive about this topic tooo bro is really self centred and suddenly he care it's deff for her eon good and has nothing to do with his won personal reasons definitely I believe you Ari😐😐😐😐😐😐😵🤡
Because God forbid a guy likes me for me, right?
Have you heard that Audio on tik tok where a bunch of women (Megan fox and Harley Quinn) applys make-up violently,(the female rage) ya that's what I was feeling heree, Ari is loosing points again 😒
"Okay then, water it is."
Stevie gets a point here tooo ✋ becauseeeeee she didn't even had to say no to him he understood her before she even said it didn't force her in alcohol consumption I know the bar of standard is in hell but as we are comparing between the 2 boysss, Steve deff should get a point here. Ari literally manipulated her into taking that drug the night of frat party and here Steve didn't sooo definitely faar better than arii he is hereee😤
"I'm really happy you said yes to this date, baby girl,"
"You did wear it for me, didn't you? Just me?"
5 summer-saults again 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🥹
And also the part where he said he won't be Happy if she ever mentioned ari or if she is dating him just to make ari jealous
Omgggomggggomggggggggomgggomgggomhghghh I personally found that part really hott like my hot stern daddy is back again I love it when he makes an appearance it soo sexyyy and the was he said itt 😮‍💨🤤 bro his personality realllllyyyyyyyy hot let's be real here (more than the so called other main character 🤡)
So now whether the date was real or not?
- I personally think the date was definitely real I think he did plan them a date but seeing his sister stuttering so much and being so anxious did a number on him and brought back ugly memories and that's when his mood changed
Steve nods, looking distracted as he watches after his sister through the glass pane of the door. His smile from earlier is still plastered on his face, but it no longer seems to reach his eyes. The atmosphere, the air itself, suddenly feels heavier, different in a way, and you can't quite pinpoint what it is.
This is definitely the part where his mood changed just when Kiara left the room
I think Steve approached her on that night because he found her attractive and then when she told him she was associated with Ari that's when Maybe he decided to play her and use her to get on Ari's nerves
He is definitely attracted to her but also he wants to be with her to piss off Ari even he genuinely approaced her the 1st night he is definitely stringing her along not only but Ari definitely makes more the 50% of the reason
I definitely think Ari did something very horrible to kiaraa that's why Steve is behind reader to take his sisters revenge or something I mean he did make a mental note when Sharon said Ari was not the possesive typ and realised but Ari was possesive about reader so he went after her instead of Sharon
( also just realised if Steve was only after reader because of ari then he should have also tried this on Sharon but he didn't not that we know of)
So bottom line is Steve was trying to sleep with reader because of Ari definitely but also he is attracted to her
And when he saw the state of his sister may he was hit by the reason why he is on that date and thus the reason he got so violent
( also I'd like to add that I think he wanted to take her on date why would he let her meet with her sister? And also say that her sister and reader could go thrifting together?)
And now the scenes where they forced them upon reader!
Ok why is everyone only talking about Steve? Like Ari also forced himself upon her the morning after the frat party
And she did tell him stop multiple time but he just didn't and spanked her Bro- like why is no one talking about that. When he got jealous the pused her against the wall and choked her!! And shee was literally having a Hard time breathing and that smut with Ari was non consensual!
And Steve got carried away his mood changed when he saw his sister and was going to use for sex she did tell him multiple times to stop but he didn't and then on top of it he made that Ari comment
(Right now Steve doesn't have feelings for Reader I mean like common they have met like 3 times soo that is obviously he doesn't have feelings for her he is just sexually attracted to her)
Bruh I just wrote a para about how ari cares about her where did it go?????😭😭😭
(Ok soooo ari cares about her I can see ari cares about her he has been seeing her for weeks like he even watched mean girls with her so like bro does have some feelings for her)
Ok so my point is one is behaving like shit even after he has feelings for her like the morning after fart party he didn't apologize bro literally said I won't break up with my girlfriend but we can go on date when everyone is asleep 🤡 and didn't even register the part where he choked her and slammed her against the wall- like how was he behaving when he didn't have feelings for her? In the initial stage I mean he did took advantage of her and took her virginity and then left her with no aftercare 🥲 this guy has feelings for her but when he brokeup with his girlfriend he was behaving so nonchalant likeeee-???? Is she supposed to forget all the other time u treated her like shit! Just cause you broke up with your girlfriend?
And the other is behaving like this when he doesn't have feelings for her idk like he apologized for his behaviour which ari didn't when he got angry on Steve's topic!!! They are both fucking terrible and Steve actually stopped which ari didn't when they were both getting violent🙂 Steve registered the part where he shouldn't have done it and he lost control sorry but I didn't see Ari doing that
I think if Steve would have known for as long as ari knows reader he would've treated her better
(what I want to say is if Steve had the time to develop feelings for Reader I think he would've acting much less meaner than ari!)
Steve did loose many points in this scene so I guess his point is zero and ari has his scores in minus even after he broke up like bro was acting so casual ahhhhh I don't like him
I think I'm still on team Steve after reading this part
Gurl this got longggggg
It was an amazing chapter omggggg I fucking loved it soooo muchhh I always get thrilled for everything you writeeeee no surprise this was soooo perfect toooooo what an amazing ride reading this chapter has been 😮‍💨😮‍💨🥹🥹🥹🥹 I loved it sooo muchhhh and I loveee youuu💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
And Im still fond of Steve IDC what people sayyyyyy
My stern daddy can still redeem himself I know itttt🥹🥹🥹
(And also I have a question I hope daddy Steve did throw the ball purposely 😭 I mean he didn't but still there's a 0.000001 part of me that thinks he did .he didn't right.?)
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OMGGG BESTIEEE first of all??? This review is insanely long and i LOVE that like it puts such a huge smile on my face!!! And secondly, please excuse my lack of emojis, i had to switch to my laptop so i could reply properly!!!
LMFAOOO yes!!! Finally, someone is calling out Ari's double standards... he's not exactly Mr. Consent now is he??? Hehehe. This whole chapter, I tried to write Ari in a kind of funny, indignant way. Like, I purposely made it so that he was sooo huffy and indignant about what Steve was doing yet delulu about how he himself isn't that different! Idk, just to add a bit of humour! Also with how Ari kept saying Steve "physically assaulted" reader when really she got accidentally hit by a ball that Ari dodged lmfaoo *skull emoji* idk, i just LOVE writing Ari's character so i tried to add these moments in to make you guys infuriated at his double standards bUT IT DID NOT WORK FOR MAJORITY bahahaha but i'm happy you recognised it!
Also lmao yes, HOW DOES ARI HAVE THE AUDACITY TO BE HURT?! After everything he put reader through?? It's quite believable though, WG is like a case study of IRL fuckboys and their different facets. Fuckboy science should be taught in schools so that us girlies know what to look out for bahahah.
I love the point system you're giving to Steve and Ari as you read the fic! And yes, Steve's forwardness is SO attractive, I agree! I personally find that very attractive in a man and so I gave him that characteristic! It also juxtaposes a lot from Ari and how he hides their relationship and is never honest about how he feels!
Also, how you related reader's insecurity back to how Ari treated her is sooo smart! I didn't even think of that but honestly it's so true! She thinks Steve will prefer Sharon over her bc deep down she thinks Ari prefers Sharon over her :(((( Bc Sharon is the one who is his gf but reader thinks she isn't good enough!!! AHHHHHH i love this analysis you did hehe.
Also lmfao not you giving Steve points for giving her water bahahaha. That's another clue that maybe he really DID plan the date, right? Bc if he just wanted to sleep with her... he could've easily somehow gotten her drunk by persuading her to have a drink... IDK JUST FOOD FOR THOUGHT HEHEHEHE and yepppp, you pinpointed exactly where his mood changed...
LEMME KISS YOUR BRAIN FOR THIS REVIEW THO, A LOTTTT OF YOUR POINTS ARE SO SPOT ON!!!! and you understood it like you're in my brain, which means i did a good job writing it and weaving hints through the text without outright spelling things out WHICH MAKES ME HAPPYYY HEHEHEHE
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dodoscreamb · 1 year
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Aside from Jin-zongzhu, Jiang-zongzhu had someone else who looked like him: a disciple named Zhuo Cheng*.
But the young boy's character and attitude was the exact opposite of Zongzhu. It was the object of amusement for Yunmeng Jiang.
Until one day, for some reason or other (Jiang Cheng was cursed into a  lotus flower in the middle of discussion conference, for plot reason), Zhuo Cheng had to pretend to be Zongzhu for a week.
*any similarities to real people are not intended
SCENE I
Second-In-Command: you just sit there and let us do the talking, ok?? Make sure you sit like zongzhu!
Zhuo Cheng: Okay :3
Second-In-Command: DON'T DO THAT FACE!!
Zhuo Cheng: gosp okay sorry! Ahem. Okay 😡
Third-in-Command: I'm having a headache.
 
SCENE II
Zhuo Cheng, penguin flapping his sleeves: 😊😊🎶🎶
Outsiders: J-Jiang zongzhu ⁉️⁉️😵😵
Spiders: *palmface*
 
SCENE III
Jin Ling decides to help.
"Ok, let's try acting. If I forgot to bring my flare, what will Jiujiu say?"
"Reckless child! Check your props before night hunting, or I'll break your legs!"
"Ok, good enough."
"Yay!" 😊
"... Jiujiu don't do "yay", Cheng-ge."
 
SCENE IV
Zhuo Cheng, accidentally putting on his slutsona:
Second-In-Command, throwing smoke bomb and dragged Zhuo Cheng out of the room: STOP ADVERTISING ZONGZHU TO THESE HORNEE BEASTS
 
SCENE V
*sect leaders' gossip*
"Jiang-zongzhu is different today."
"Mn. He's less scary and more ..." *gestured abstractly*
*Zhuo Cheng doing a tinie little dance in the background*
"...Cringe?"
"Cringe. Adorable though."
"Makes me feel like I'd die for him."
*everyone nodded solemnly*
 
SCENE VI
Third-in-Command: ?? Why is the healer going to A-Cheng's room? Is he hurt!?
Spider 1: sorry, shixiong, it's our fault 😞
Spider 2: we encouraged Zhuo Cheng to train his zongzhu sneer 😞
Spider 1: he gave it his all and sprained his cheeks 😞
Zhuo Cheng, can't stop sneering: 😭😭😭
 
SCENE VII
Jiang-zongzhu, in his lotus flower form: ....
Assistant Healer 1: is it just me or lotus-zongzhu looks stressed?
Assistant Healer 2: it's just you. How come a flower looks stressed 🙄
Jiang-zongzhu, petals blackening:
Assistant Healers:
 
SCENE VIII
Oh, the conference is at Yunshen Buzhichu, so:
Zhuo Cheng: 😊😊😊🌻🌻
Wei Wuxian, sneaking behind him, knife to his throat: who are you and what did you do to Jiang Cheng? 🙂
Zhuo Cheng, turning around: shixiong 🥺👉👈
Wei Wuxian, dropping his knife dramatically:
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newkatzkafe2023 · 5 months
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Character List and (Y/N)
Genderbend animated Sitcom wifes x Yandere motherly Seriel killer reader
Name (Y/N) (L/N)
Age 22
Gender: female
(Eye color): (e/c)
(Hair color): (h/c)
Appearance:
your a tall woman with (e/c) eyes and (h/c)You have long hair that usually up in one or two buns and you wear glasses.
Personality: You are an enigma and Mystery. You are a Recluse who runs a bakery called Katz Kafe a kid and animal friendly Cafe in the middle of the Neighborhood. You are a quiet young woman who loves animals and children and because of that you are more of an Observer then a talker But at night, you are a serial killer called hellcat And you target abusive parents who disregard and harm their children So therefore you also take the kids You save to either foster care or a new home while leaving proof and evidence that the parents were not fit to raise their child. When you come out of you she'll your friendly, care, protective, intelligent, and wise and you give fairly good advice. You yourself had some parents who abused you and your siblings and when you were 11 you murdered your parents in cold blood and proceeded to do the same to any parents who do the same to their children.
(Normal) Shy, kind, caring, protective, paranoid, Fierce, motherly, gentle, loving, harmless
(HellCat) sadistic, vindictive, mean Spirited, harsh, realistic, jaded, Short tempered, lethal
Powers/abilities
weapon use: you have a spiky club you use to kill your victims. You named it Excaliblog😵
Cooking: you are very good at cooking and baking you make free samples for the children and homemade healthy animal treats for their pets.👩‍🍳
Hyper awareness: you can hear things from miles away and pinpoint where it's coming from🫡
Night vision: you trained yourself to see and kill in the dark 😶‍🌫️
Teaching: you are an incredible teacher from Academics to self defense you can teach anybody anything you mainly tutor the children 🤓
Self defense: you are a fighter from professional to street fighter 😷
Super strength: Nobody knows how strong you truly are not even yourself but you could easily lift an school bus😤
Info broker: you know what goes on around the city even though you're not there🧐
Speed: you are very fast you once chase a bus you missed all the way to the next stop😛
Unlimited Stamina: your never Tired period it's never gonna happen 😑
Rage Quit: if someone were to hurt or threatened someone you love or a small child infront of you, you'll fly into a fit of blind pitch black rage that usually leaves blood on you hands ✋️🤬🤯
The genderbends lover Boys/Men
Marge simpson/Mark simpson (the simpsons)
Lois Griffin/ Lewis Griffin( Family Guy)
Francine Smith/ Francis Smith(American dad)
Donna Tubbs/ Donnie tubs (the Cleveland show)
Queen Dagmar /King Denmark(disenchantment)
Jenny hart/ Jake Hart(bless the harts)
Linda Belcher/ Lipten Belcher(Bob's burgers)
Gayle Genarro/ Gabe Genarro (Bob's burgers)
Peggy hill/ Pennsy Hill (king of the hill)
Nancy Gribble/ Nathan Gribble (king of the hill)
Minh Souphanousinphone/Mink Souphanousinphone (king of the hill)
Turanga leela/ Turango Lero(futurama)
Amy wong/ Alvin Wong(futurama)
Labarbara Conrad/ Lawson Conrad(futurama)
Beth Smith/ Ben Smith(Rick and Morty)
Riley Regan/ Ruckus Regan(inside job)
Paige Tillerman/ Pac Tillerman(Central Park)
Abby Hunter/ Albert Hunter(Central Park)
Helen Morgendorffer/ Hal Morgendorffer (Daria)
Honeybee Tobin/Wasp Tobin (the great North)
Sharon Marsh/Seymour Marsh (South park)
Liane Cartman/Lance Cartman (South park)
Carol Mccormick/ Calvin Mccormick(South park)
Sheila Brofloviski/ Sheldon Brofloviski (South park)
Annie Harris/Anthony Harris (Duncanville)
Diane Birch/Danny Birch(big mouth)
Monica Foreman-Greenwald/Marvin Foreman-Greenwald (big mouth)
Shanon Glaser/Shane Glaser (big mouth)
Lana kane/Lenny kane (Archer)
Dr Jill/ Dr Jack (Housebroken)
Your theme songs:
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Ok New Character Bio Done!🥳
That's alot of men huh?🤭
Well that's how special you are😏🤤😉
As Usual Leave Comments!!!!!
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mayumiiyuu · 2 years
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hullo keira ur so slay u read my mind because i, too, am in a slutty mood 🤘😵🤘
alrighty, i have a few headcanons/thotty thoughts for our boyo steve 'the hair' harrington
- him tracing circles on your thigh under the table when you're having dinner with your parents, slowly inching higher and higher, while he keeps his face completely blank of anything but pleasant interest in whatever the conversation is about
- OKAY LISTEN I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I THINK STEVE WOULD BE A THIGH GUY 😫 I have no evidence at all to back this up, but I just think he'd be the kind of guy to lay his head on them or give them a squeeze, and absolutely ADORE the time he spends with his mouth between your legs sjfjfkdjfjkxh
- him being competitive when it comes to seeing who can last the longest without touching each other when you're both obviously wound up (he'll purposely turn you on/get you flustered, then he'll pull away. it's torture for both of you, but it ups the anticipation adjekkgrkkgkg)
- giving him head in the backroom of family video while he's on his break, he has to bite down on his fist to keep from moaning too loudly, and his other hand is in your hair 😵😵😵 i am a slut
- somnophilia with steve 😫 him waking you up after you stayed the night at his place by working you with his fingers until you're mostly awake, and then he slips his cock inside you and it leads to some slow, passionate morning sex
- topping steve and he's just so into you being in control, he thinks it's so hot omg. 'fuck, you look so pretty like this.' 'look at you, taking my cock so deep.'
- steve topping you after he's had a shit day and he's got you on your stomach and he's just fucking you into the mattress, holding your hips, and he's not stopping until you're screaming his name and you're so overstimulated you can barely tell up from down
ANYWAY, these are just some thoughts lol i kinda rambled a bit but oh well didkfjjrj please lemme know what you think lol
OK FIRST OF ALL WHO EVEN NEEDS SOLID PROOF OF STEVE BEING A THIGH GUY U SAY IT U MANIFEST IT—PERIOD.
holy shit balls the things with Steve being competitive with you in terms of seggs is honestly so canon it hurts. like remember that basketball game w Billy and the look of absolute contempt in his eyes when he said “plenty of bitches in the sea”?????? HELLO OFC HE’D MAKE TURNING U ON A COMPETETION and PLEAAASSEEE just imagine what it’d be like to give him a taste of his own medicine, cornering him in the bathroom of school, making out with him, palming his hard on through his jeans and going down on your knees while giving him those innocent little doe eyes—but that’s all you do. Give his lil friend a kiss and stand up and leave him high and dry to take care of his own problems, he’s a big boy after all. (and you so wanted him to make you pay for doing that to him—either by Steve overstimulating you to the point you feel like crying or him not even allowing you to cum still on the verge of tears)
imagine waking up to steve with his cock in you (aka the best thing to wake up to ever) and him showering your face in kisses, murmuring “good morning love, sorry, couldn’t wait, just needed you so bad, let me take care of you, princess.”
PLEASSSEEE I NEED MORE SHIRTLESS STEVE DUFFER BROTHERS LET ME DROOL
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persepinesascent · 10 months
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First reading in my new place, because I kind of have no idea what's in front of me now (lil heavy and dark, but I'm a quintuple Scorpio so I'm into it. See me up top there?).
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My energy: Three of Swords - haven't seen this since my breakup with Aries (while also breaking up with M and S). I felt much more at ease about Gemini today, but I guess I am wounded. I'm realizing I actually knew him about a month. It was a little intense, which makes it sad. Also the sound at the show was awful last night and that guts me. And I guess this move is really hard even though it's good. So I guess there really is some pain and grief to be felt. I mean, we definitely saw a lot of it from 11pm-3:30am today 😵😵‍💫
Hidden from me: Ten of Swords - fucking hell. Ok. Something is betraying me. Even now. Because haven't fully dumped Gemini yet? Or because I have yet to go to battle with my former landlord? Or because my band was not great last night and I want to tear it all down and start fresh? Whatever things it might be, they need to go.
Helping me: Death! - my very own quintuple Scorpio energy babyyyy. I am good at transformation. Really digging deep with my change. Making a lot of change. And it's helping me. Alright.
To be released: Ace of Cups - tbh I don't really get this one. Am I just releasing an emotional/spiritual baggage thing? Or do I need to let go of any new feelings of love? Maybe that is Gemini? After looking at the whole spread, the answer is yes. It's definitely about releasing those who betray, making a change, releasing my new love, specifically the non-Pisces one lol
To be embraced: The Moon - fucking Pisces energy yeeeaahh here we go. It's a dark and enchanting path, spooky, but my intuition will lead me just fine. I'm into it. Let's go. This card came up in the center, representing my own energy barely a week ago, and I guess it still needs to be. (Before I wrote this I wrote a post about how the only remaining dudes I'm into right now are both Pisces but then I saved it in my drafts because I was feeling silly).
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hetakiba · 1 year
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horror ask game: 1, 2, 8, 10, 14, 21, 25
SO HYPE 🤗🥳
1. Top 3 fav sub genres
🤔🤔 Not entirely sure what counts as genre vs subgenre but I think probably home invasion, found footage, and suuper hard to get right (they all kinda are) but I do love a good monster horror movie. Oh! And really really niche but anything set at a gas station 👍
2. Top 3 least favorite sub genres
Torture porn definitely, anything worse than saw is a no for me, exploitation horror, which is pretty much the same ball park, and I guess 🤔 I have a few comedy horrors I really like but I don't super seek it out so I guess that. So hard! I like most types of horror movies
8. A beloved movie you dislike
🤔🤔 I feel like strangers was pretty hyped back in the day, I think it's ok 👍 kinda the same with the recent smile (especially) and barbarian, I liked them ok, but def didn't have the same reaction a lotta people did
10. Favorite final girl(s)
So hard. Ripley from alien, recently liked Naru in prey. Man I'm having a hard time even thinking of any more!
14. Favorite remake/reboot
I haven't seen the original but I always like house of wax. The american version of the rings good too. Extra shout out to fright night and the thing
21. All time favorite movie and why
Literally impossible 😭 top 3... noroi the curse, best documentary type horror movie 4 sure, just a very one of a kind and creepy movie. Malignant, infinite rewatchability, fun, violent, great colors.
And the collector, suuuuper intense! First watch literally tense whole time. Also just love it. Backup shout out to Saw (1, 5, 6), not current fixating on it but it's my forever love.......
25. A movie that genuinely scared you
Texas chainsaw massacre made me feel different than any other horror movie has, still. Like had to pause a bunch because it really 🤔 I don't know if it's scared necessarily but it had me! Gonjiam haunted asylum may be my real pick, there are so many scenes that just gave me chills 😵 definitely the movie I recommend to anyone who wants to see a SCARY movie. Extra shout out to Sinister, very creepy scenes in that too
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kozmeek · 2 years
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june 13, 2022 - 14:34
man, i feel so fucking lost. ive been out of focus for i do not know how long already, i should be sleeping right now but here i am watching stranger things with my girlfriend. we still have about 2 hours of sleep if we managed to fall asleep in the next 16 mins, but i doubt that. ok, going back with me feeling lost. im not sure if im just being overwhelmed or something, but im feeling out of place most of the time. is it because of the stress in the office? my sister being taken once again by my mum? me adjusting on having a girlfriend? or is it all at once??? i dont fucking know. what the fuck. ah well. at least ive got ella fitzgerald. should be enough to keep me grounded (and put me to sleep, hopefully).
idk man, good night
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lunar vs solar calendar ?
The Master of calendar is the master of your time. There is generally no great civilisation without a great mastery of astronomy. When you "fix" the beginning of time, you fix and impose your agenda upon others.
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In the West, we are in a solar calendar intrinsically mix with ancient roman and christian tradition that we called the gregorian calendar.
I had a discussion with a friend about calendar and notion of time. He said the lunar calendar is obsolete in modern time since it's subjective, and have a gap of about eleven days every years with the gregorian one. The lunar calendar travels around the solar calendar in 32 years. In consequence, new year in lunar calendar can fall in winter, summer, spring, fall... But the truth is, solar system calendar as well is very relative. Otherwise how can you explain that one day a guy called Pope Gregorian woke up in 1582 and said : "Well guys Thursday 4th of October 1582, will be followed by Friday, 15th of October 1582." The reason was to correct a gap between the date of Easter (remember I explained how to calculate it based on Spring equinox) and the actual reality they observed. Equinox was not falling anymore at the date they stated in their old Julian calendar. Reform was needed. And why the solar calendar was moving ? Because it does not take into account the Equinox procession but I'll explain this notion an other time.
Anyway, my point was solar system is not scientifically correct either. Its gap with reality is slower and took many generations to be notice that's why for a human lifespan it's seems stable, but in reality, it's not. Anyway in complex societies of billions people, and for now we still live less than 100 years, I agree it's easier to use it for civilian/business life.
Ok so then what about the lunar calendar? Well it's based on the 29,5 faces of the moon. Simplified in 4 phases : New moon, first quarter, Full moon, last quarter
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I personally love the lunar calendar because it's so simple and very close to reality. It doesn't matter if I'm an astrophysicist or an illiterate guy, I can see the moon in the sky with my own eyes and I can tell someone : Hey let's meet and organize a cosy Infinite Tsukuyomi next full moon ! Try to do the same with the sun in the middle of a desert, no devise, no watch, no astronomic lens. You can count days with sunset and sunrise. But good luck to decide how many months have passed. Problem fix immediately with the moon. A new moon = a new month. By the way a little bit of etymology Month derives from the word moon in english and it's the case in other languages like in japanese notably. 月 (tsuki/gatsu) is both the kanji of the moon and the month. Our fours weeks per month system is imitation of the four moon's phases.
Lunar calendar is an universal cycle, out of human's whims, out of seasons, out of equinox procession. I'm not surprise it's the favourite one in many traditions and religions. Islam is a perfect example. The holy month of Ramadan, where Muslims fast from sunrise to sunset, starts (today) in a new moon and ends in an other new moon. Other tradition use the lunar system like chinese, vietnamese traditions... the list is none exhaustive.
The moon has its one personal and independent cycle around Earth. And I think that's how we can use the moon in our modern time. For instance when you want to start a new personal project, new life style, new diet, anything intimate to you only : take the moon as your witness. 29 days is a reasonable amount of day and by checking the sky every night you are really aware about time passing. Try to do it one night and let me know if it helps you !😉
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Nb : but don't go crazy ok, don't go overboard like this fella above 😵
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So, apparently this guy was overheard talking to his buddy about paying you back for that teasing you did the other night. Something about restraints and soundproofing his bedroom and making sure the machine was set up properly with the toys.
Anyhoo...I hope everything's ok 👍
😊
Tell me more 👀👀👀👀👀👀.
Restraints *moans*
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and toys *whimpers *
Machine 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 what type of machine. I am dripping from the thought alone .
And I don't know which teasing you are talking about👀👀👀👀👀👀
Anyhoo everything is not so good getting a lot busy, nowadays and will be, for days .
*muffled screaming * I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😵😵😵🤯🤯🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥺
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Hope you are doing amazing!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤❤❤
Sending you lotssss of good vibes 🥰 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤
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Now I will be horny for the rest of the day when I need to get some work done 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years
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Hola Dani!! How are you? Thank you for keeping us updated about your country's situation...
I hope you're taking care of yourself, drinking enough water (tea counts 💚) how's the weather over there??
I'm not dragging this out because it's the last chapter!!!
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It's a Fucking Date!
It's the song!!! 😭
THE BEGINNING
Wait... I'm lost, where are we?? When are we??
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Not for the first time, Magnus wonders if he made the right decision.
Is this THE BEGINNING beginning??? 😯
Princeton is supposed to be an escape.
It is!!!🥳
She grins at him. “Why don’t you come to the party and tell me more about environmental chemistry?”
Yes!!!! It's THE PARTY!!!! LAPSLAÑQPA!!!!
“I’m Raphael.”
“You already said that.”
And it was too much! 🤣
It’s a long-sleeved t-shirt that says, ‘Blink If You Want Me’.
Is all coming together!!
“Call me Raph again and I’ll have you skinned,” the boy says – very seriously.
And I will help!!
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There is a boy there, leaning against the balcony railing, smoking on his own.
Listen!! I just... I... OMG 😭... I'm emotional ok!!
Their first meeting!!! My wildest dreams could never!! It was so sweet!!
Oh look at that attack of the raisins 🤣
“It’s the devil’s fruit,” Magnus grumbles.
Ok but consider this... Dani made raisins a romantic gesture!! 🥰
“People also make out,” Magnus says nonchalantly and takes a step toward Alec.
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Magnus feels the need to scream.
Join me!! I've been screaming and jumping around since the party was mentioned!!
“Can I have that one?” Magnus asks.
Alec looks down at his hoodie. He stares at Magnus. “No?”
This is everything I ever wanted
He leans forward and presses their lips together.
*Alexandra has exploted with happiness *
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“Quick question,” Magnus runs after him. “Is this your first date?”
“Yes.”
Magnus smiles. 
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I'm smiling too!! I haven't been sad ONCE so far... what is this?? I AM LOVE IT
THE MIDDLE
There is a different kind of loneliness to him now.
It’s not about being alone.
It’s about being without love.
The love of Magnus.
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THE SADNESS
“I want people to know exactly the kind of president I’m going to be,” Jia says seriously. Then she smiles. “Besides, anyone who doesn’t want you by their side is an idiot.”
I love Jia!!! 🤩😍🤩😍🤩
But after having a lot of time to think about it, he feels as if this is partly Magnus’ fault too.
It was!! You both chose to ignore my very wise and insightful advice and that's why everything went to shit!! Also Fuck Camille!! 🤬
“Fuck. I forgot I can’t play the gay card with you,” Aline laughs. “Fine. I don’t wanna go because he is a racist piece of shit. What say now, Lightwood?”
🤣🤣🤣 did Aline teach this behavior to Max?? Also how good is Helen that she made Aline forget that ALEXANDER LIGHTWOOD is the gay card 🤣🤣
“Alexander.”
His eyes fall shut at that.
Wait... I just got palpitations!!! I'm not ready for this to happen in part 3 😵
Alec snorts. “You’re still ditching people as you please, huh?”
Brother get a hold of yourself and don't ruin this for me!!
“I don’t remember what you taste like!” Alec yells for some reason.
ALWÑQPAPAPAPA!!!! My twin is precious!!! And he says that Magnus isn’t subtle!! Honey look at yourself!!!
Magnus clutches at his neck as he kisses Alec, gasping and shaking into his mouth.
I'm winning
And now sexy times!!! 🥵🥵
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Alec gasps and looks up again. “Where the fuck were you?”
Don't you ever do that shit again!!!!!! We're sensitive!!
Yeah talk you sexy hoes!! TALK!!!
The way there was not a second of hesitation. Alec could die right now, and he’d die a happy man.
Join me in the afterlife!!!
Ok... so I made an executive decision and I'll be splitting this in two parts due to gif usage!!
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So now you'll have to suffer through two of my rambling messages instead of one
Sorry... 😅
I ACTUALLY FORGOT MY NIGHT TEA. IMMA GO HAVE IT RN AHHHHH THANK YOU.
The weather was nice today. But it's VERY warm here these days and I'm dying :(
ALSO THE GIF USE IN THIS CHAPTER WAS TOP TIER ILY.
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