#ok real tea in the tags tho

[wild-moss-art]

I’ve been dating and I try not to dress my absolute best for meetups bc I don’t like to be held to that standard but it’s so difficult bc I slay too hard in everything I wear 😔

[benetnvsch]

first im too short to get the Romani figurine I wanted to buy off the shelf and now im too short to get the osmanthus tea I wanted from the shelf on the store PLEASE G-d gives his tallest battles to his shortest soldiers fr </3

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ red, orange and white (smau) ੈ✩

pairing :carlos sainz x fem reader ( piastri best friend )

summary : the admin is confused whether to support red, orange or white

fc: Thylane Léna-Rose Loubry Blondeau

a/n : This is a series, let me know if you want to be tagged in future parts ! it was requested anonymously, thank you for requesting it 🫶🏻

·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ

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mclaren to have someone look at me like lando looks at the trophy, LANDO NORRIS WINS THE DUTCH GRAND PRIX 2024

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user1 the caption got real chat

user2 admin, we need to talk, YOU DO NOT EXPOSE ME LIFE LIKE THAT

mclaren oops 😬

user3 LETS GO LANDO

user4 admin, can we get more pics of Lando and the trophy ?

mclaren anything for my fans ~ lando

user5 who is the admin!?

user6 @ mcynburger, it’s private tho

user7 the username 🌝

user8 the whole grid follows her 🗿

user9 she is pretty popular with the fans as well, she joined the same year as Oscar, they are besties

user10 friend goals 💪🏻

user11 admin, will you make your acct public ?

mclaren can’t take away all the attention from little lando and oscar

user12 WHA-

user13 I can smell tea ☕️

oscarpiastri Admin, this a professional account, meet me and I will show you who’s little

mclaren chat, things got serious

user14 COMING TO HELP YOU ADMIN

landonorris aren’t you supposed to be Oscar’s best friend y/n?

mclaren who is that ? It’s just admin here

user15 not lando exposing her

user16 I wonder how Zak feels after seeing his company account used for bestie fighting 🫶🏻💀

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mcynburger mama @ lilyz and papa @ ospastry please buy brother a shirt

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norizz you are just jealous of my muscles

mcynburger shirtless picture coming up

ospastry Y/N NO! LANDO CAN YOU NOT !? Y/N STOP DOING SHIT THINGS AND NO NUDE PICTURES FOR GODS SAKE !

chillijr blonde really suits you !

mcynburger thank you so much Carlos 🧡🫶🏻

lordperceval lando, mate you just got lucky 🫷🏻

mcynburger YOU DID NOT JUST -

norizz bury your grave mate

lordperceval what-

mcynburger WE STAFF WORK SO HARD TO GET THE BEST CAR, AND YOU CALL IT LUCK !? THE engineers WORK THEIR BRAIN OFF, THE PR’S MANAGE ALL THE SPONSORS, THE finance TEAM MAINTAINS THE BUDGET AND THE SOCISL ADMINS ENSURE THAT THE FANS GET JOY AND YOU CALL IT LUCK !?

lordperceval o my lord, I am extremely sorry

mcynburger wait, till I post a Ferrari hate post in the official account

hamsandwich please don’t hate Ferrari 👍

mcynburger only because the goat it going to Ferrari 😤

chillijr my unemployment ?

albono hellooo!?

chillijr forgot I joined Williams

mcynburger it’s ok, I will post a william love post because Carlos is going there 🫶🏻

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mcynburger hate the tifosi driver, not the tifosi red

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chillijr me too hermosa?

mcynburger YOU ARE NOT TIFOSI ANYMORE 🫶🏻😤 I will never stop loving you 💪🏻

ospastry can you like stop romancing him ?

mcynburger stawp, I need to find a date to go for your’s and lily’s wedding

lilyz aww, Oscar is all giggly now

mcynburger send pics * money on the way *

lilyz I would never - * sent *

ospastry I have said it hundred times, STOP STEALING LILY

mcynburger my ring finger is for lily, middle one is for you

norizz index for me ?

mcynburger how does the index even work ?

norizz number 1?

mcynburger number 1 what ?

maxtheax driver? No.

hamsandwich fashion sense ? No.

ospastry best friend ? HELL NO.

georgie British accent ? No.

chillijr romantic? No.

norizz I AM BRITISH 🙄

mcynburger ok stop, no one bullies norris and oscie if it ain’t me 😗

alexmieux you look hot

mcynburger out of context but not more than you

lordperceval my gf is the hottest

albono 👀

max1 👀

mcynburger NOT ANOTHER FIGHT

mcynburger ALL GIRLIES ARE HOT, MEN ARE EW ( EXCEPT OSCIE AND CARLOS )

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mclaren the end of this season is sneaking up like the third pic 😮‍💨 8 more races before the constructors 🧡

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user1 admin favours Oscar 💀

user2 well, she is his best friend ?

user1 huh?

user2 he said in an interview, his best friend joined mclaren because of him

user3 a girl bestie ?

user4 RED FLAG OSCAR

user5 can you guys let one couple of friends stay sane ? not all men cheat with the girl bf

user6 I think Oscar should be the worried one because y/n is always after lily

user7 Zak will cut her salary after the last pic 💀

mclaren I got a bonus 🧡

user8 ADMIN, MORE LANCAR CONTENT

mclaren done, your majesty 🫡

taglist : @sainzzreputaticn @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @goldenmclaren

@taliya8346282844eliviahdgdajs @formula1-motogpfan @npcmia @hc-dutch

@nuccibeboo2 @amberjazmyn @nataylia-f1 @fastfactory @sltwins @hoeforlifee

@scarletwidow3000 @kissesandmartinis @d3kstar @mayusaatma @willowsnook

@forza-dolce

[starscelly]

Get to Know Me! tysm for the tag @maxkeplers !!

Do you make your bed? nooo but i also dont use like .. the sheets on the bed. i just lay on top of them and use as many blankets as needed

Favorite number? 9 or 29! birth day !

What's your job? im a student please dont bring my unemployment up at this hour. who wants to pay me to do nothing all day my old boss don't want me anymore

If you could go back to school, would you? im in the hellish depths of college! so i guess yes. in september.

Can you parallel park? this was a no until i tried for the first time in 3 years a couple weeks ago! and yes i can apparently!

Do you think aliens are real? don't feel super strongly abt it but yeah

Can you drive a manual car? no but i delusionally believe i could do it if i tried like once

Guilty pleasure? does the intense insta stalking i do in the summer count

Tattoos? just one so far! my brother and i have matching tattoos on our thighs

Favorite color? greeeeen.... especially a nasty chartreuse if u will

Favorite type of music? i guess punk in general but im an I Listen To Everything person and i'm on a country and hip hop kick atm

Do you like puzzles? not really i dont like things that will take up a lot of Space (which ik is stupid for an artist but . well) but i enjoy like. like an escape room type deal. a brain puzzle if u will

Any phobias? BUGS especially spiders but all bugs

Favorite childhood sport? i bounced between a couple sports as a kid but never played basketball on a team even tho it was probably my favorite. i did rlly like soccer as well. i just sucked ass at all of it!

Do you talk to yourself? yes always. im a certified yapper. and i cant hear myself in my own brain so

Tea or coffee? i have an arizona iced green tea Problem we don't need to talk about here in front of everyone. ok.

First thing you wanted to be when growing up? probably a vet? or a gymnast?

What movies do you adore? my letterboxd top 4 is scream, the russian five, ocean's eleven, and slc punk. because i am the Worlds Most Unbearable Man. honorable mention to stick it. follow me on letterboxd im so unfunny i promise

no pressure tagging!!: @oetter @stickypucky @saltandpepperbox @kitnita @eliooliver83

[asttralhell]

It's a 10 but(t)

Rules: List your OCs as “tens but” to give us a not-at-all comprehensive scope of their characters

Thanks @squarebracket-trickster for tagging me. You actually forced my hand into working and I named most of the characters rn on the spot bc so far they had traits and core characterists but not names.

It was such fun to do it and to read yours and read the other authors too! Let's all be friends and share stuff, guys hahah

Okay, picking Kissing some cats and other fairily tale struggles to do this + my resident headcat Fábio:

Catty/Catarina Maria: She's a 10 but... won't accept help, won't see any value in herself, thinks of herself as a background prop in people's lives thus she thinks her life isn't of much value anyways. Will chuck a human-turned-cat into a wall if he pees on her out of spite (it's ok, she won't do it to any other cats. Unless they speak to her).

Fábio Américo Lucídio Aurélio Vinícius Rolando Celestino de Miriam Filiberto Hélio Garza e Cavalcante/FabiAm: He's a 10 but like a -10 or else he wouldn't get into a fight with a cosmic horror cat (see Fábio bellow) and get US ALL TRANSFORMED INTO OLD ASS HOUSE APPLIANCES! LOOK AT ME, FABS, I'M A HANGER NOW!!!! A JACKET HANGER! I don't even like mahogany.... I wish I was cherry wood or... Also, makes EVERYONE who tries to break the spell run away and sinks everyone's chances to NOT BE A MAHOGANY COAT HANGER I HATE IT SO MUCH. FABS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, and also is very much a dick. Did we mention he's totally the worst? Worst human-turned-cat ever.

Mahogany Coat Hanger (actually named Florian): he's a 10, but... DID HE EVER MENTION HOW MUCH THEY HAVE WOOD PREFERENCES AND MAHOGANY WASN'T ONE OF THEIR FAVS? DID THEY EVER STOP YOU AND TELL YOU HOW DREADFUL IT IS TO BE A *MAHOGANY* HANGER? MAHOGANY! Also, they will push all the other character down even tho I made them rn on the spot, he didn't have a name 2 hours ago. But he's very close to a 9.5 bc best gossip and best burns. Also, worst accents ever done (I made this one up NOW. I didn't know gender or name, I just felt their deeply hatred for.... mahogany)

Walter Akito Sachi/Mr. Sachi: He's a 10 but... He's actually an 11. Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure. But he will send you weird work messages in your Academia-edu that will make you wonder if he's trying to harvest organs, so maybe he's a 10.5. Chaotic good boy.

Kris: He's a 10... but he's a 8-door mahogany (cries in Florian) wardrobe that ran away one night and no one discovered how yet. Runs a queer club. You know, he is a closet but he ain't in the closet. Very much taken, Florian won't tell you who tho. Can be Kristoff or Kristian, we ain't sure.

Ermengarda: She's a 10... But no one can see my real beauty IF I AM JUST A STUPENDOUS TEA POT, MY DARLING! Only speaker ever and forever when they are pulling the all tea set in a trenchcoat persona. ALWAYS AND FOREVER THE ONLY SPEAKER, SHUT UP, Chips!

Chips and Timmy: they a 10.... A 10yo. Well, more like Chips is 10, Timmy is kinda 11 or 9, no one really answered that yet. But the medium would be a 10, right? (Their names seem to be Clotilde and Timóteo, they won't tell me tho)

Karina Yumie Sachi: She's a 10 but... She will feature in 2 different wips and steal your girl. Even more chaotic than her cousin (see Mr. Sachi).

Oh yeah:

Fabio: He's a 10... As in ten-rrible, horrible. Hate that little guy. Transformed Fabs into a cat because he himself is a cosmic cat that lives in my head and sometimes we have mental talks but mostly he gives some weird advice like you should enable yourself.

I will tag the Cows but I forgot their users (i promise to edit it later): @lirhin @raiswanson @lady-redshield-writes @tundra-tiger

And the non-CoW friends @valhalla-awaitsfor-us @1ll-def1ned

[stimulated-radiation-emission]

tagged by my wonderful friend @zombf !! sorry for being so late with these hehe ;w;

ill refrain from @'ing anyone since i just @'ed ppl with the last one but again if anyone who sees this wants to do it as well pls feel free to ^__^

Get to know me tag game:

Do you make your bed? - i wishhhhhhh lol

What's your favorite number? - i feel like 8 is my go-to when i have to exaggerate things w a random number. like Oh this will give u 800 errors. itll screw you over for 8 million dollars. that kind of hyperbole. i think i do the same w 7 too, no other notable numbers tho

What is your job? - CUSTOMER SERVICE/CASHEIR[sic] AT CVS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY it sucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss im cross-trained in the pharmacy too but barely get shifts back there. my 7-3s make me want to k*ll myself but its ok ^__^

If you could go back to school, would you? - yeah but tfw east coast fucking sucks. we have all these ivy leagues and universities and colleges between all these huge cities and none of them offer anything worth fucking taking. laser technology? Nah gotta be midwest or west coast. Sustainability? NAH GOTTA BE MIDWEST OR EAST COAST. id be an electrician but everyone is also like "Yea u need a car and all ur own equipment to do that tho lol" so im like OKay fuck me i guess. im going to lie down in front of a train

Can you parallel park? - what the fuck is a car

A job you had that would surprise people? - (barista) (cashier) (barista again) (cashier again) .....a pushover? wait no the question was "surprise" Fuck. Shit

Do you think aliens are real? - why not

Can you drive a manual car? - what like stick shift? i mean Imagine having ur license in the first place but if i did then idve learned on a stick.

What's your guilty pleasure? - sometimes i drink alcohol

Tattoos? - mew angel. nge seele. dishonored: death of the outsider eyeless. DRHDR OST cover

Favorite color? - purple red black Seafoam!

Favorite type of music? - i know that "i will listen to anything" is the cop-out stupid answer but i literally will listen to fucking anything. I fuck with hard basslines the most tho

Do you like puzzles? - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS video game puzzles and sudoku. Yayayayay

Any phobias? - HEIGHTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sometimes ill be at the top of a staircase and start freaking out. like Shut up

Favorite childhood sport? - i didnt do sports as a kid i did P.E. and ran around my neighborhood. i liked roller blading the most thruout school tho

Do you talk to yourself? - o yea. especially at work

What movies do you adore? - METROPOLIS (OSAMU TEZUKA). PAPRIKA. REBUILD OF EVANGELION 3.33. AKIRA. sorry for being a weeb. TOKYO GODFATHERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

Coffee or Tea? - uuuuu prob coffee. i dont get tea as often. im particular abt both tho x__x

First thing you wanted to be when you grew up? - GEOLOGIST/MINERALOGIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^______^

[bright-and-burning]

just remembered i missed all sorts of tags dkjnkjfdsanf tagged by @foggieststars @omigodyall @liamlawsonlesbian @albonoooo AND @freeuselandonorris !!!

1. do you make your bed?

not unless people are coming over (i have a studio apartment), but i also only sleep w a duvet in the summer lol

2. favourite number?

13! my first high school soccer number. i loved being the unlucky number <3 something so fun about being the shortest person on the team w the unlucky number coming on and playing aggressively lol

3. what's your job?

i'm a data analyst! for a government research group. kind of. it’s complicated aksjksjd. demographics + economics + policy stuff most of the time, i think (idk, they just pay me to do numbers and code)

4. if you could go back to school, would you?

yeah, my job'll get me my masters for free and i am definitely taking them up on that

5. can you parallel park?

yes!!!

6. do you think aliens are real?

the universe is mad vast there's def lifeforms out there. definitely no humanoids in our solar system imo tho

7. can you drive a manual car?

no kfjdsakfj i've never driven manual. i want to learn! but you would not believe how hard that is like, logistically. just finding someone who owns a manual is impossible lmao

8. guilty pleasure?

i simply do not feel guilt abt pleasure. jk uhhhh. ok this is so hard i did the full thing and came back to this and still dont have an answer. naps during the workday? some of my music taste is like . fjdskajf. i guess

9. tattoos?

none for now !

10. favourite colour?

all of the sunset ones!! orange and pink and purples.. beloved....

11. favourite type of music?

im sure spotify will say my top genre recently is. rap? pop? one of those two. but that's just the mood im in this summer. last summer was extremely folk americana rock indie modge podge

12. do you like puzzles?

YES!!!! it's like. why i'm in the career im in lol every project i work on is just solving puzzles w the exact same rush of satisfaction at completing it/figuring it out lol

13. favourite childhood sport?

i did . so many sports as a kid. if it was free/cheap my parents were throwing us in just to try lol. played soccer, did taekwondo, did like ten years of dance (tap >>> ballet if im honest), running, kickball every day after school for years, gymnastics for a bit, more or less self-taught figure skating w second hand skates, etc etc. to say nothing of the random sports i tried one(or two or three)-offs of with friends at like birthday parties or w/e (loved hockey ! loved softball ! loved tennis !) i liked soccer best for sure tho. perfect mix of the like quick feet agility i loved about tap dancing and the exhilaration of success and watching everything come together in the right moment of all the other things

14. do you talk to yourself?

yes and no? im actually quite quiet despite living alone but i have a constant running monologue so things slip out all the time ldkfjal

15. tea or coffee?

...neither

16. first thing you wanted to be when growing up?

an engineer!! #womeninstem. when i was 3 i would go around saying i wanted to be an engineer and make a million dollars a year and adopt 12 kids (6 boys 6 girls). that was the very first eve dream

17. what movies do you adore?

40s and 50s musicals >>>>. technicolor how i miss you so... gene kelly movies were my bread and butter as a kid. i do love wes anderson can't lie. also chris nolan movies! they hit! like they just do!! also robots (2005).

i genuinely think everyone has been tagged. just guessing based on how many times ive been tagged here. DJFLAK

[astorytotellyourfriends]

annual writing self-evaluation

All answers should be about works published in 2023.

i. Optional if applicable: link to last year’s self-evaluation

1. List of works published this year (in the order that they were posted):

as per usual that list is too long for this post so here's my 2023 fic roundup

2. Work you are most proud of (and why):

far and away it has to be before i bury you purely because it was 1. SUCH an endeavor to begin with, and 2. so unbelievably different from anything i've written before. like, the criminal minds au was me dipping my toe into the pool of horror/suspense, and this fic was diving in headfirst. and i know it's not everyone's cup of tea (or most people's, tbh) but i've been so pleased with the reactions of those who have read it and i'm so, so thankful for it 💛 (honorable mentions to always have & i always will and a tender age, tho)

3. Work you are least proud of (and why):

it's not that i'm not proud of it but a fic that's been hanging over my head all year is if the fates allow because god i hate that it's almost been a year since i updated it and I'VE BEEN TRYING to work on it but my brain just refuses to focus on it! i'm really hoping to finish it soon, though (and the gd pirate au too UGH).

4. A favorite excerpt of your writing:

man am i glad i did an ask meme like a week ago that asked this question so i can snag an answer from that rather than spending 3 hours combing through my fics lol

5. Share or describe a favorite comment you received:

lmfao @cyraclove left this one on a snippet of the onlyfans au i sent her and it's my favorite thing ever

6. A time when writing was really, really hard:

there's been a few instances of that over the last year but no specific events immediately come to mind. it seems to come and go in waves for me and all i can do is just ride it out and hope my inspiration comes back.

7. A scene or character that you wrote that surprised you:

ok like i swear to god i never thought i would write omegaverse and yet a tender age happened and it basically came pouring out of me and onto the page so like?? what the hell was that??? (also no i have not forgotten i promised a sequel, it's percolating i promise)

8. How did you grow as a writer this year:

i tried new genres!! i really enjoyed the writing process!! (even if it made me absolutely insane at times)

9. How do you hope to grow next year:

i've said this a billion times before but i think next year i want to try writing original stuff alongside fic. idk if i'll finish a whole novel or what, but i'd at least like to start something.

10. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc):

my friends 💛

11. Anything in your real life show up in your writing this year:

not that i can think of but i did actually let my sister read some of my stuff and she told me that i have a lot of ust in my writing and (yes this is weird but she's my sister and i know she means well) that she wished i had an outlet for it irl so like. i guess that's something?

12. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers:

i always say the same goddamn thing and today i saw a post that really encapsulated that so i'm just going to copy it here:

13. Any new projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year:

as per usual, so many. i've got a bunch half-started already that i haven't shared yet and i'm really hoping to be able to get them Mostly Finished before i start posting them, so keep your fingers crossed and an eye out 👀

14. Tag three writers/artists whose answers you’d like to read:

@cyraclove, @medusasfinalgirl, @staceymcgillicuddy (and anybody else who would like to do this, i'm tagging u)

[diarryy]

oooh yay:D tagged by @muttfangs thank you for tagging!!

favorite color: def yellow!!! so warm and sunny and a blanket. but red is my go to outfit ha.. tho no I do fuvk with a nice green its my second.

favorite song: Yesterday By Beatles Or: Imagine by yoko ono as sung by john lennon - Vs Self

has been my repeat lately.... I have too many but

H. - TOOL or Precious - Depeche Mode or almost anything by Zheani sorry im too much of a lover apparently. I like how all my music says I have issues lmao but i think thats most people so

currently reading: i just finished Robin: Year one and gonna start Batgirl: Year one. I also haven't touched The Girl in The Spiders Web for MONTHS which im so close to finishing...rip... it would probably only take me a week too

currently watching: I just finished The OA last week and I still am losing it! rip to realizing you made your first real friend/connection in life, for them to die/travel dimensions and leave you behind.

ooh i saw the new furiosa mad max. whatever. last night and loved it. I love fueling my mild obsession with motorcycles and car derby shit.

coffee or tea: TEA!!! i love me a good coffee here and there but sorry

currently craving: I really want my moms green curry! lol

ok ok peeps time... hi

@mklirte @troutreznor @godspouse @gromky @risenfromthebog @rotdot-com @slenderzine @batfishing

and anyone who wants, feel free!

[borathae]

Chapter 4

ooh looks like he is a gentleman

You can see it in the way he looks at his knees ever so often. dont tell me he slept

HE DID AHAHAH PLS this is peak comedy for me, idk i had this image of "ooh mysterious ancient being, must find sleep, and other stuff as something for the weak", basically a grandpa on him. (i see yoongi like that from reading the drabbles, but now that im reading it, tae felt like that in 1st chapter lol)

Of course not, I was merely resting my eyes” ofc i believe you, u were having a meditating/communicating with your ancestors moment

As if he doesn’t even notice his hand touching you the way it does. STOP I LITERALLY DIE EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS WHEN IM READING LIKE AAAAAH *bites, slaps, giggles, fans myself, pretends to be dead soo much ah

Your chest heaves up and down in a heavy breath, your legs parting slightly. sis is gone already. mood

Come go with me. I SAID I HAVE NO TIME HEE HEE

Taehyung placed his hand on your thigh instead. OH NO HE IS GETTING DANGEROUS

Your nails dig into the edge of the seat, her: (literally made it, if only i had this devotion in my studies 😭)

Taehyung’s delight as another smirk washes over his face. He stops moving, the only sensation he allows you to feel is his big, warm hand against your inner thigh SDTOP I CANT HANDLE HIS ASS I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE THE FAKE GUM CHEWING AAAH

Tapping on your inner thigh rhythmical AAAAH WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

Stay, fellow, I can read. I DOUBT I CAN IM LOSING MY SANITU

“Are you alright?” he rasps DO U THINK IM OK?????

My master’s. THAT FAST?? really said wanna see some speed?

You whine at the loss of touch, pulling at his necktie. PULLING NECKTIE WWWOOOO IM SQUIRTING

The door, which normally always squeaks, opens silently when Taehyung opens it mythical being or has strict parents pt 3 (pt 2 during the date)

I want to devour you.” yn my love, what if he actually does 😭(missed the vore tag on ao3 once and i have ptsd from that)

You’ll probably call me crazy but I named all of my houseplants after famous painters TAE MOVE UR ASS, SHE'S MINE WE ARE MARRIED BYE

Just mere seconds ago it felt like he wanted to devour you whole and now here he is, as patient as ever.  i take that back, we can be a throuple

I didn’t even hear you come outside mythical being or has strict parents pt 4

It’s one of those weirdly dishonest smiles again. maybe he is in lactose intolerant and is worried destroying ur toilet with the volcanic diarrhea

It makes you look so perfectly alive." THATS EXACTLY WHAT A VAMPIRE WOULD SAY. i would have said that tho lol

I guess you are right. What a silly thing for me to say."  OFC ITS VERY SILLY CUZ U IS MR.DRACULA

“Actually this is just a myth some misogynistic doctors made up in the sixteenth century to shame women for having sex”, SLAY now marry me

“so enjoy it ___ for as long and as passionate as you can.” THATS WHAT A GRANDPA WOULD SAY or A VAMPIRE

I am glad that you aren’t pretending with me hold ur horses he didnt say he is 95% honest, also the 5% could be more shocking than the 95%

swirling the tea in his cup with a flick of his wrist. LOOK AT DA FLICKA DA WRIST

My dream is to own a really big greenhouse. THE GARDEN IN THE DRABBLE

“you’re not having a heart attack, are you?” damn grandpa is dying (im sorry i had to)

OH SHIT WHATS GOING ON?? did she put some anti-mythical being stuff in the tea?

0-100 real quick

she is so cute im feeling it soo well, you wrote those parts well. it made me feel like im intruding them

Throw it on the floor *starts throwing it back Tae: i meant the tie me: oh sorry, silly me

that wasnt me, that was the demons bye

He has a really nice spine, my bestie to me - your spine is ... um how do i put it to words, spines very well. i will definitely count them for anatomy 💀💀LIKE STOP AT LEAST ITS BETTER COMPARED TO 4TH GRADE

thankfully Taehyung can’t read minds because this was one silly thought. you sure about that? u sure about that??👀👀

OH MY GOD HE IS IRRESISTIBLE LIKE STOP JUST AAAAH

Dearmotherofchrist what the hell? Okay, goodbye cruel world this is how you will die. PLS 😭😭

This is madness. Heaven. ME AT YOU POOKIE

besides, we have many more occasions to practice your stamina SUCH A TEASE AAH

im sick and feeling cold. guess who isnt cold anymore cuz they are reading a smexy, gobsmacking as usual smut by THE MOMMY, SIBI?? ME YALL. a hoe(mentally) doesnt get cold, until they get runny nose.

don’t rip it because this cost like forty bucks” WE LOVE REALISTIC SMUT HERE

He scissors them, fucking in and out of you slowly. His teeth craze over your nipple before he bites down. poeple died sir I DIED

During class, on the bus, whilst talking to people. same here girly pop, relatable after reading smut

watching you be like this drives me crazy I AM CRAZY

me: i hope i dont fall him: he praises me: ana oop

It is a stupid name, but it has never been more accurate than tonight. no it aint stupid when true af

"Hold me"..“That’s it, draw me in deeper. Keep me there” bye i will be jumping off the cliff(my bed's name)

seven matches this soo well, cuz its sexy but very romantic

that was too hot until u think (wait this is bts songs in a nutshell)

 oh boi tae is just trying feel humanity, life, and the whole "live in the moment", "yolo" by asking to hold closer and feel what she is feeling

horny - sad real quick. (bts albums and playlists be like)

Sex is merely a wonderful byproduct from being with you. You have truly bewitched me, body and soul” this is too good holy fuck

reminds me of blood sweat and tears lines and the whole mood is hold me tight

they are soo cute, being all warm and cozy with each other.

shitting tears as we speak bye,

the emotions were emotioning, smut smuting (do i even have to say about this anymore lol) i love how your smut isnt just focused on sexy parts, emotionally, yes very much connected and love it and also shows other parts, like its soo easy to have the entire view from pillow to toes, with lil frames with focused parts.

now that we still havent seen 2seokkook, its making more nervous like

EXCUSE ME??GOOGLE JUST VIOLATED ME 💀

HE DID AHAHAH PLS this is peak comedy for me, idk i had this image of "ooh mysterious ancient being, must find sleep, and other stuff as something for the weak", basically a grandpa on him. (i see yoongi like that from reading the drabbles, but now that im reading it, tae felt like that in 1st chapter lol)

this is actually so funny HAHHAHAH he is always acting like such a well-put mysterious man and then he is sleeping in class BHAHAHAHAH

As if he doesn’t even notice his hand touching you the way it does. STOP I LITERALLY DIE EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS WHEN IM READING LIKE AAAAAH *bites, slaps, giggles, fans myself, pretends to be dead soo much ah

this is so valid HE IS SO HOT LIKE SIR PLEASE FADNFDSN

Taehyung’s delight as another smirk washes over his face. He stops moving, the only sensation he allows you to feel is his big, warm hand against your inner thigh SDTOP I CANT HANDLE HIS ASS I CAN ALREADY IMAGINE THE FAKE GUM CHEWING AAAH

the gum chewing pisses me off with any other person BUT ITS SO HOT WHEN HE DOES IT LIKE PLEASE KEEP DOING IT SIR IMMA SUCK YOUR COCK

You whine at the loss of touch, pulling at his necktie. PULLING NECKTIE WWWOOOO IM SQUIRTING

jajdfj valid.

I want to devour you.” yn my love, what if he actually does 😭(missed the vore tag on ao3 once and i have ptsd from that)

NO BUT WHAT IF??? oh god hahhaha I feel you I once missed the impregnation tag and actually triggered myself when he started speaking about putting babies in her like BACK OFF ILL BITE YOUR BALLS OFF

It’s one of those weirdly dishonest smiles again. maybe he is in lactose intolerant and is worried destroying ur toilet with the volcanic diarrhea

PLEASE hhahahhaha this would be so iconic of him tbfh

“Actually this is just a myth some misogynistic doctors made up in the sixteenth century to shame women for having sex”, SLAY now marry me

he is SO HOT I need him to fuc-

My dream is to own a really big greenhouse. THE GARDEN IN THE DRABBLE

👀👀👀👀

OH SHIT WHATS GOING ON?? did she put some anti-mythical being stuff in the tea?

THAT IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION INDEED

He has a really nice spine, my bestie to me - your spine is ... um how do i put it to words, spines very well. i will definitely count them for anatomy 💀💀LIKE STOP AT LEAST ITS BETTER COMPARED TO 4TH GRADE

LISTEN. don't judge me but I genuinely think that spines (inside the body where they're supposed to be) can be so sexy like if someone has a nice spine I just wanna trace and lick and kiss and touch it like-

thankfully Taehyung can’t read minds because this was one silly thought. you sure about that? u sure about that??👀👀

THE RIGHT QUESTION INDEED

im sick and feeling cold. guess who isnt cold anymore cuz they are reading a smexy, gobsmacking as usual smut by THE MOMMY, SIBI?? ME YALL. a hoe(mentally) doesnt get cold, until they get runny nose.

I gain ten years of life each time one of you calls me Mommy HAHHAHA like yes I am indeed mother HFAHDSF

don’t rip it because this cost like forty bucks” WE LOVE REALISTIC SMUT HERE

BAHHAHAHAH I LOVE REALISM

me: i hope i dont fall him: he praises me: ana oop

BITCH (affectionate) SAME HOLY FUCK praise works so well with me like it got me thinking about the person for the next five weeks for real

 oh boi tae is just trying feel humanity, life, and the whole "live in the moment", "yolo" by asking to hold closer and feel what she is feeling

*sobs*

reminds me of blood sweat and tears lines and the whole mood is hold me tight

OMFG I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

shitting tears as we speak bye,

hahahhaa shitting tears jfadsjf

the emotions were emotioning, smut smuting (do i even have to say about this anymore lol) i love how your smut isnt just focused on sexy parts, emotionally, yes very much connected and love it and also shows other parts, like its soo easy to have the entire view from pillow to toes, with lil frames with focused parts.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS!!! that's exactly what I want most of my smut to be for 😭😭😭

[babymadeofbones]

tag nine people u want to get to know better :00

thank u sm for the tag @feralremains i'm kissing u on the forehead rn

three ships: ok i'm gonna do most recent, the one i've read the most of, and a wild card >:3

most recent: barisi!! rafael barba/sonny carisi from law and order svu. love those queer little lawyers 🫶

the one i've read the most of: sakuatsu! sakusa kiyoomi/miya atsumu from haikyuu!! i have like 78 bookmarks of them on ao3 and i can guarantee there's many many more in my history that i don't have bookmarked lol

wild card: raeda (had to google their ship name lol)!!!! raine whispers/eda clawthorne from the owl house!!!!!! they are so little and i am holding them in my bisexual nonbinary hands. i am literally raine whispers btw.

first ever ship: it's. it was um.. it was joshler... which is josh dun/tyler joseph from the band twenty one pilots 😔😔😔😔😔. listen i was like 12!!!!! i have grown and changed as a person and no longer ship real people ❤️

last song: presumably dead arm by sidney gish! recommended to me by my skrunkle in christ/best friend/gay lover/little meow meow i love u [NAME REDACTED]

last movie: oh man it was either ferdinand or trouble in the heights i can't remember which one i watched more recently. i'll give u three guesses what those two movies have in common tho 😭

currently reading: i actually started re-reading the perks of being a wallflower again!! this will be read number four or five i can't remember lol. it's my favorite book!!!!

currently watching: glee 😔 it's actually a lot better than i was expecting and can i be honest with u. i don't find rachel as insufferable as i think i should 😭 like yeah she sent sunshine to a crack house but the split second before i remember that i'm like omg she's just like me 😭😭

currently consuming: munchos chips. u will have to pry them from my cold dead hands. and also an arizona raspberry iced tea :3

currently craving: matcha flavored pocky... it's my fav flavor but they don't have it at like regular grocery stores near me but it's super expensive at the stores that do have it 😭😭

tagging 😳 (absolutely no pressure ik i've never even really interacted with some of u but i just picked ppl whose blogs i love dearly <33):

@callixton @mossymushroomcreek @xovalliegirlxo (it won't let me tag u wtf!!! i hope u see this 😭) @raskti @rmnp-love @jonasnightingale @thena0315 @babygirlbarba @electric-lights

[jebewonmorelike]

[ anon 💎 ] so when is that band member matthew x reader fic gonna come out *curling my toes and ripping my hair off* kara i've been re-reading all your fics the whole day bc i'm so bored 💔 I AM OBSESSED WITH THE GUMMY WORMS FIC OF JUNHYEON.. i claim that fic AND no one else's.

okay so… definitely not today i’m so sorry 😭 my best friend is in town and we need to spill every last drop of tea that’s happened in our lives for the past four months together so. that will take awhile 💀

i have made some good progress on it tho— honestly this matty boy is much closer to woohyun. and needless to say… he’s 🥵 and so mean!!! and we know how i feel about mean!zb1 🥵🥵

so expect a super secret spicy ending to this one for sure. i can’t not write one. it would be an injustice!!

i’m gonna work ok it after i eat dinner until i go to my friend’s house tonight… i’ve been playing videos on youtube that are like “deep hyperfocus lofi beats” and they give you breaks in between each 25 min work period and WOW that helps. i also am a sucker for lofi girl AND lofi boy for more relaxed writing. but the hyperfocus stuff really helps 😭

OMG gummy worms junhyeon 😍 omg notice that this is ALSO a mean!boysplanettrainee fic… i have a real problem. 💀 i’m so glad you love gummy worms junhyeon, writing it felt like a fever dream why were binnie and wookie stuffing their mouths with gummy worms we will never KNOW 💕💎💞

also i finally started tagging anon posts my bad fr i didn’t know that was common practice

[vimbry]

tagged by @uighean ! <3

tea, coffee, or soda? none I have a baby palate. but I actually haven't tried that many teas!

dogs or cats? both but.... I prefer dogs a little bit more, especially because I had one growing up. <3

can you play an instrument?  nooo but I do own a couple so. I Really should... I've had a little guitar in my bedroom since I was like 8, and it's really out of tune so I'd have to put it back again

what’s your sun sign? gemini, and astrology things are really mean to me about it

first song lyrics that came into your head?  bc I listened to it last night: as your body floats down third street, with the burn-smell factory closing uuuup. yes it's sad to say, you will romanticiiiise, all the things you've known beforeee

do you have any tattoos? nope they're cool & I love the idea of them, but I know I'd get bored easy

favourite place you’ve travelled? omg I dunno... I enjoyed the few times I went up to the hebrides to stay with cousins as a kid. I also really liked copenhagen, especially nyhavn! I know it's a real cliche picturesque place, but I had such a good evening there with friends once!

what’s the last movie you watched? rewatched "only yesterday" and please please everyone watch that, too. I know suggestions are off-putting but it's SUCH a wonderful, life-affirming story about discovering where you're loved and belong in adulthood. watch that and "kiki's delivery service" back to back like I did to feel something lmao.

what languages do you speak? ahh only english. I should learn something tho bc it's fascinating and helpful, but it just gets overwhelming and intimidating because I don't know what to start with lol. I was briefly learning german but I forgot it all by now.

do you have any hobbies? drawing and making comics sometimes, photography, gardening, video games!

you can hang out with one fictional character for an hour, who do you choose? uhhh uhh uhhh. I mean the first that came to mind was yotsuba's dad LMAO. like if I'm taking it really practically, that'd be the easiest one to chill with.

compliment yourself: ok. I think I've gotten a lot better at things than I give myself credit for :) and people have said I make them laugh so. I'm funny hehe

I think a lot of people got tagged on this one already, so please do take it if you want n don't be shy!! that means you! <3

[uighean]

(shows up 3 weeks late to the tag game with an outdated meme)

tagged by @galacticlamps!!

Tea, coffee, or soda? tea!

Dogs or cats? cats! I do have a soft spot for giant female dogs that are actually terrified of everything (I've dogsat for two different dogs like this & I loved both dearly) but I could never actually own a dog

Can you play an instrument?  ougfdhjkhg I have. left my bagpipes to languish for a looong time now.

What’s your sun sign? pisces. I am a little fish guy & yet I still get terribly seasick

First song lyrics that came into your head?  I'd been listening to soundtrack music so nothing came to mind, so I kinda cheated & opened spotify to look at what I'd listened to last on there. so.

please tell me that you want me and exactly how tell me how you'll kiss me when I touch down I don't wanna be away yeah I wanna be found oh I want you now now now

Do you have any tattoos? nope! I'm way too scared of needles and idk what I'd get anyway

Favorite place you’ve travelled? hmm idk? the bay of fires is probably one of my favourite places in the world though. one time I was there at sunset with hardly anyone else around and I just sat in a shallow little inlet of water between some of the boulders for a while & I think that's the closest I've ever come to experiencing complete and utter peace

What’s the last movie you watched? oh that's a good question omg. it's been a while. pretty sure it was s čerty nejsou žerty?? it's the wound washing scene for me....................

What languages do you speak? unfortunately I am a monolingual english speaker 😔✌️ I'm learning scottish gaelic tho. would like to learn czech and ukrainian also. maybe icelandic.

Do you have any hobbies? video game......

I would definitely like to do horseriding again if I have the chance though, I miss it so much. & also I would like to try archery. and go back to rock climbing. I realise all of this makes me sound like a fantasy video game character and I am okay with that. and I would like to learn to draw!! but idk if I have the patience to stick with the learning curve gkdjf

You can hang out with one fictional character for an hour, who do you choose? ok if I can imagine that this fictional character is both real/accessible and has entirely accurate knowledge of their real-world historical context. I am tying jamie mccrimmon to a chair and making him tell me about all the aspects of 18th century highland society that haven't been well-preserved/documented. be my historical source boy

Compliment yourself: I accomplished Tasks today!! stumbling bloodied and bruised out of hecking. linkedin. but I did actually manage to update stuff so that's good.

tagging @ettelwenailinon @vimbry @penny-anna @carrionthird @meadowlarker @kiraistired and @p0stscripter!! no pressure tho <33

[sneakystorms]

@chernychnyi omg I'm honoured!!!! Tysm hehe

Three ships: head empty full of my guilty pleasure WaP crack ship... horny ooc Andrey/Anatole... And as I'm reading the idiot I'm also heavily side eyeing nastasya filipovna/aglaya Ivanovna. In fact I'm side eyeing nastasya filipovna/varvara ardalionovna too because nastasya has some peak problematic sapphic seducer energy in general but admittedly the former ship has more textual evidence. Dude i swear usually I have more dumb anime ships in my head lol idk how it's all russian classics rn???

Last song: I'm gonna be real I have not listened to any of my other jams since I discovered Natasha Pierre and the great comet of 1812. It's just been on repeat in my mind it's starting to get concerning. Letters is the current favourite

Last movie: watched the menu with friends a while ago it was really good!

Currently reading: ok right now it's more than usual because I just bought (and am about to finish) the great comet book. It's wonderful. I'm also listening to a polish audiobook of the idiot (Boris thegoldfinch tribute + Nijinsky fromreallife tribute one hit combo) at work and reading a streetcar named desire (library loan so it takes precedence) as well as the Spanish inquisition (charity shop find with a BEAUTIFUL cover) during lunch breaks and finally slowly bit by bit making my way through Freud's three essays on the theory of sexuality. Wow what a flex I swear I haven't consumed books at this rate since I was 12!!!!

Currently watching: not really in the middle of any series rn, but a few days ago flb and I watched ep 1 of Columbo. We collectively decided it was kind of a trainwreck lmao

Currently consuming: about to go downstairs and heat up the leftover chicken congee flb made me for my tummyache... Bless that woman fr

Currently craving: war and peace fanfiction but only the hyperspecific one I make up in my head when bored at work. I'll settle for some hot tea tho

Tagging @frozenladybug @phanta-friends DO IT DO IT

[xslytherclawx-writes]

Get To Know Me Meme

I'm bored and I stole this from @tavina-writes ! anyone who feels so inclined, please steal from me and tag me, so I can see!

Do you make your bed?

it's like 50/50

What’s your favorite number?

basic emo bitch (and also taylor swift answer): 13

What is your job?

lol i work in a call center for a major corporation

If you could go back to school, would you?

please. release me from corporate hell. i am very good at school and if i were rich or at all okay with financial instability i would go into academia, but alas: i am neither of these things. law school someday tho. possibly. we'll see.

Can you parallel park?

can I? yes. am i good at it? no. every time i visit my friends in the city i'm like. oh. right.

A job you had that would surprise people?

i don't think any of my jobs have been that surprising lol - food service, work/study at uni, and then corporate hell after graduation.

Do you think aliens are real?

insofar as it's implausible for us to be the only life in the universe, yes, but I don't think it's very star trekky (or maybe it is and i'll be proven wrong in 50 years or whatever)

Can you drive a manual car?

in theory?

What’s your guilty pleasure?

i mean i write fanfiction; can anything at this point be called a guilty pleasure?

Tattoos?

i think i have ten now? at a certain point you lose count. my newest one is a drawing i asked the lead singer/songwriter from waterparks to draw. i asked him for a cat. it does not resemble a cat.

Favorite color?

not to be bisexual on main but it's blue, then purple, then pink. but it depends on the shades. some pinks are better than some blues, you know?

Favorite type of music?

emo, generally, followed by country and then pop

Do you like puzzles?

i'm not super into them, but sure!

Any phobias?

not like, real things. i mean i'm afraid of heights i guess? but it's not debilitating.

Favorite childhood sport?

lol i was an awkward asthmatic who figured out how to finagle her schedule freshman year so that she could skip gym while technically just being "late" to school (do not do this i almost failed due to accumulated absences and i definitely failed PE doing this)

Do you talk to yourself?

sometimes! not a lot tho

What movies do you adore?

like, all time? ok, no order:

Good Bye Lenin! (all time fave, accept no substitutions, the crush i had on db omg)

13 Going on 30

Clueless

Legally Blonde

Mean Girls

Jennifer's Body

Gone Girl

Isn't It Romantic?

But I'm A Cheerleader

Star War (i am a TLJ defender btw - it was good, actually.)

Maurice

Call Me By Your Name

Inglourious Basterds

Das Kabinett des Dr Caligari

Anders als die Anderen

Barbie 2023

Das Leben der Anderen

M (Fritz Lang film; not a typo)

also probably more I'm forgetting, but these are the ones I can watch at any time and fully enjoy/appreciate, or that have left a mark on me.

Coffee or tea?

tea <3

First thing you wanted to be growing up?

veterinarian.