When your anxiety is so bad because you don’t have a zoom link yet for your interview that’s at 8 am tomorrow but you also really don’t want to call and ask when they’re going to send the zoom link because you don’t want to seem desperate for the job so you’re just like...guess I’ll just sit here feeling nauseous
30 notes
·
View notes
Okay Paul's episode of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend was frankly disappointing and I get that but in retrospect it's really funny that no one stopped to question if a PODCAST is the right format to discuss a collection of photos
10 notes
·
View notes
Me in 2021: "That's it! I've had it! I'm never going back to publishing! I have been burned enough times! It's never gonna love me back! I'm done!"
Me in 2023, eyeing some remote senior managing editor roles: "....I mean, we can all change, right? If they paid me an absurd* amount of money? And I got to work from home?"
(*absurd by publishing standards, mere pennies by your MBA bro standards)
6 notes
·
View notes
turned in my final assignment two hours late and frankly it’s lacking a feeling of direction and a real argument but also I know its grammar was impeccable and I can pull a pity card if I really have to so. putting that aside I’m officially done with my semester and I will be retreating to the mind palace to recover
9 notes
·
View notes
FIREFOX WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM LATELY
my dude you can't be making my computer crash when I only have like 20 tabs open. that's rookie shit!
anyway my computer crashed right before the interview ended and too much memory was going ... somewhere ... for me to get R running right and they didn't tell me it was going to be a case study project thing that I'd be doing today instead of just a normal interview and AAAAAA.
maybe tomorrow I can just be fucking normal because oh my god. this is too stressful.
also my desk chair is starting to just. randomly. drop down very slowly. which means that at some point sooner than I want to I'll have to get another one. which SUCKS. but FINE. GOD.
1 note
·
View note