im so tried 😩💤 (continues going to bed after 12am every night)
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Anonymous asked: *appears out of the wall* hey, hey frollo. what do you call a sleepwalking nun? …a roamin’ catholic. *no-clips out of reality*
[ Random Ask ] | Always Accepting
Frollo nearly jumps from his seat when you appeared out of the wall, his mid-day prayer cutting off quickly in his throat. Where did they even come from?
" A sleepwalking nun? What are yo- "
He opens his mouth to chastise you for scaring him, but gets interrupted when the pun was told. The judge exhales from his nose, about ready to tell you off again, only for you to disappear from the wall you were stuck in. He now sits in silence, completely baffled at the random interaction. However, the subtlest hint of a small smirk graces his lips, finding the pun at least a little humorous.
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kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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how I slept last night knowing that s3 of iwtv is secured, rockstar lestat is happening, akasha is on her way, loustat are endgame, ghost!claudia is a possibility, sam reid is not allowed to cut his hair short for a couple more years, daniel is now a vampire and the devil's minion is real:
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Hey... so there now appear to be AI-generated science articles on .org websites that are giving biologically incorrect "facts" on basic, for-children topics
The title is "Are There Freshwater Octopus Species?" which should be an incredibly straightforward thing to answer: No.
The article starts out decent:
"Despite their many fascinating features, there is no evidence to suggest that octopuses can survive in freshwater environments."
Cool. Okay. Next section.
"While most people associate octopuses with the ocean, there are some species that can survive in freshwater environments."
Wait. What?
"Freshwater octopuses belong to the genus Amphioctopus, which includes several species that are found in brackish water and estuaries. These cephalopods have adapted to life in freshwater environments and have been observed in rivers, streams, and even hydrothermal vents."
NO NO NO.
One species of freshwater octopus is Amphioctopus aegina...Another species, Amphioctopus marginatus...
THESE GUYS LIVE IN THE OCEAN.
[Scrolls 2 more sections]
Freshwater octopuses are still a topic of debate among scientists. While some researchers claim that they do exist, others argue that there is not enough literature to support their existence.
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