#old enough to change himself

[bethanydelleman]

I just learned that my oldest son undresses himself while standing IN his laundry bin.

One always imagines that there is no way to improve upon a very basic chore, but no, turns out there is.

[thechy-fychannel]

y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.

[dykedvonte]

If Ulysses has a million haters, then I'm one of them. If Ulysses has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Ulysses has no haters, that means I'm dead. If the world is with Ulysses than I’m against the world.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Roy, picking up the new West baby: Oh man, I'm getting flashbacks to when Lian was this little!

Roy, speaking to the baby: You are just too cute! Yes, you are!

Wally: Woah! Roy you really shouldn't be picking up the baby without padding. Also a helmet. And gloves. Where did I put the gloves?

Roy: Wally, chill. Don't be such a helicopter parent. I'm not going to drop your baby or anything. Your baby is perfectly safe, so you can put the protective gear away.

Wally, slowly taking the sleeping baby out of his hands: Oh no, Roy, the protective gear isn't for the baby.

Wally: It's for you

Roy:

Wally: I'd just hate to see a newborn take you out, you know?

[ashenberry]

the shit mgsv and to a lesser extent pw did to the implications of the first 4 games in retrospect is soooooo fucking funny to me actually. mgs2 ocelot put liquids arm on his after losing it. sillay. mgs4 ocelot was lying actually its just an advanced prosthetic. nanomachines. lame. mgsv in a world where advanced cybernetic prosthetic arms have existed since the mid 70s ocelot instead opted to pretend he took some dead british guys arm to further sell the being possessed by a ghost bit he was pushing so he could stop information control. sillay again

[im-smart-i-swear]

guy trapped in a hell of his own creation: haha ive never done anything wrong in my entire life. and im always right:] anyway. why did my little brother move out:(

its so funny to me that at first glance tashi seems like hed be the most 'normal' out of all the clones but at least all the others are slowly healing n shit while hes just getting more and more insane each day and one day hell snap and explode and maim someone

[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

[misspickman]

It would be so nice if we could get a kon writer who actually likes kon u know, as a character, and wont just shit on his past and origins and pretend like dc has done nothing good or interesting with his character ever, and try to rewrite his decisions and make it as if hes never been satisfied with his life or close to his family etc etc

[demigod-of-the-agni]

i love parashuram he's just this guy remembering The Slaughter

[the-splodge]

we all have secret oc lore and imma be real mine is how complicated their genders are

[manofthepipis]

I don’t know if you had any future plans for this, but.. what would exactly happen if Spamton unfortunately overheated his NEO body? Would he,, self-destruct like we see him do when taking the FIGHT route in his battle? Or would he rather just,, “power off”/force reset and be in like a undetermined state on unconsciousness until his body cooled down? Good thing that Jevil was there when he was! Who knows what would’ve happened if he actually did overheat and now Jevil+ the poor Addisons have to brainstorm of what to do with his body and fast LMFAO. Or who knows? Maybe he would just turn into the Dealmaker again!

Also a silly little side note, when the Addisons are more chill/cool with spamNEO in the future, I can just see NEO Spamton carrying the Addisons in like, the palm of his had while they go grocery shopping or something and the rest of castle town is like ?????? Why do these salesmen have a voltron knockoff Uber driver LMAOO

aaa great question!! :D

this au im taking some lil creative liberties, where after he's cut down and downloads neo into himself, if he were to overheat, it would lead to a shutdown and he'd crash, like his pacifist ending until he was cool enough to get back up. it's an inconvenience for sure but godlike power has its drawbacks lmao. i'd think the alternate ending to that chapter would be he would shut down and jevil would just hang around until the addisons inevitably found him and he'd give them the fright of a lifetime (as if a powered-down neo isn't scary and unpredictable enough)

i do like that idea of turning into the dealmaker. Perhaps he could 'save himself' by turning back just before shutting down while neo, including turning into the glasses and just being powered off that way. The adds, if they found him, would probably be really concerned the dealmaker wasn't talking (or if they know this is just one of spamton's average things, one of them would wear the dealmaker until he woke up)

also hfjdkdkdkdk that side note yes absolutely i've had that as a mental image since the very beginning or something similar like he's carrying all four of them on his shoulders or on his arms like theyre birds. darkners wonder what this robot is until they see a regular spamton and it's a race between them connecting the dots on their own or spamton boasting about being neo bc of his lack of self control

[quasarkisses]

my father's first name is my given middle name. I have wanted to change it for years and am about to in less than a month.

got a text from him today asking if I liked my chosen first name, birth middle and last. he's refinishing my grandmother's hope chest for my wedding and it's his always been his way to write names on the things he makes.

I called my sister about it. I've been cold-sweat-lying-in-bed anxious about this for years. Heard him wander in not knowing I could hear everything on the phone and complain about me wanting to change my name.

Ouch.

[pupperish]

I genuinely don't think this guy has watched HxH cause this wrong of an opinion is baffling

[martyrbat]

the homoeroticism of sharing a cigarette while overlooking a city you both want to save and are willing to sacrifice everything to do so while desperately clinging to the hope you both can somehow still live to see another sunrise.

[bitchfitch]

For all the teething I've been doing on Pavo and Esti i haven't been able to like, actually write any thing for them recently mostly because I've been Busy.

But also because I'm snapping between like 3 ideas for them at terminal velocity and haven't been able to actually get anything written for them and it's like having pumas bouncing around my skull at mach fuck as though theyre house cats at 2 am when you're trying to sleep,

[todayisafridaynight]

this might not make sense. but i feel like after moving to america masato’s dramatic ass would start thinking of Daigo as Right Person Wrong Time & like he’d make Daigo the embodiment of his “sordid” youth & how he’s Outgrown smudged eyeliner and drunken bathroom hookups. so he Becomes Ryo Aoki and returns to Japan & sees chairman Daigo with his slicked back hair & pressed suit & pleasant smiles, the same image that Ryo Aoki wears, but different, somehow. Daigo still has his familiar stubble & his dark eyes, Shitty 20-something Daigo is still there in Chairman Daigo. somehow, Daigo managed to change, managed to be this better, fuller, realer person without killing off his former self. while Ryo Aoki changed his name, burned his bridges, went under the knife and became an entirely new being. I think it’d infuriate Masato, it’d drive him mad, out of jealousy and superiority. How stupid of Daigo to keep his past so close to his chest. How lucky of Daigo to be able to transform without having to shoot his past between the eyes.

Meanwhile Daigo is just like 🧍‍♂️ nice glasses nerd.

(Sorry if this is incoherent)

anon i cant stress how much im eating this and seasoning it and putting it in every soup and dish i make i am injecting this straight into my bloodstream and i'm turning this into a pill so i can take it every day oh my god