#older photos of him or know his story like ppl rlly thought he was some white boy with very nice hair 😭 he's not a fucking white boyyyyy

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i have a feeling loads of ppl just don't know slash is half black 😭

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what i think each og new direction member's social media presence would be like

basically i’ve been doing nothing all day and i’m way too addicted to social media and i started thinking about this so here we are. also i’m just gonna pretend social media was a big thing when they were at school (it obviously wasn’t but lets pretend this is set in like 2016 or smth)

rachel berry

lets be honest rachel would be so damn annoying on social media (not like that’s a surprise tho she’s annoying anyway)

she’d definitely use instagram the most

she’d post photos of her and finn holding hands and caption it like ‘My world, I love this boy 🔐❤️🌏✨’ and then deletes them all when they break up

EXCESSIVE use of emojis 

posts selfies and quote song lyrics in the caption

posts what she’s listening to on her stories (usually boradway) and feels very entitled because of it

posts singing videos 

santana and brit probably bully her in the comments of her posts lbr

honestly i can’t see her having any other forms of social media tbh, she just always uses instagram

auto caps stay ON at all times bc it’s ‘against the rules of basic grammar’

tries to talk in the nd groupchat but no one likes her or listens. like ‘What song should I do for a solo this week’ and then it starts a massive argument

finn hudson

one of those boys who just takes photos of The Scenery™ and no photos of him

maybe posts some photos of him and rachel when they’re together though

actually he probably does the same thing as rachel like ‘Can’t believe this girl is mine 😍💗’ and commenting ‘Love You ❤️’ on her posts but it just seems v high school

probably not very active but uses instagram the most

does a lot of those ask thingys on instagram like ‘send me an emoji and i’ll say what i think about you’ LMAO

i feel like he’s not very involved with it because he prefers video games more lol

uses ‘😂’ unironically

auto caps on and doesn’t even know having them off is a thing

noah puckerman

USES SNAPCHAT. nothing else. but he does have insta

has sent streaks to everyone he’s friends with on sc and will continue to until he’s like 25 

posts way too many mirror selfies with the flash on without his shirt off (ew) 

literally never talks in the nd groupchat

auto caps on - actually he probably Types Like This All The Time

has A Rule that if he’s talking to a girl he has to not reply for at least 2 hours but if it’s a guy then he has to reply asap (bros before hoes type vibe)

blaine anderson

i really don’t think he’d use it that much??? i feel like he’d get too overwhelmed ahdkjhdjs

WAIT APART FROM TUMBLR

he’s probably very involved with tumblr and is part of the star wars fandom/marvel fandom

his ao3 history is between him and his computer only

ppl wanna be his friend on tumblr because he’s just nice and kind 🥺

he’s probably quite popular on there - has a lot of followers

but he doesn’t really use any others - has an instagram but there’s no posts on there

maybe he tries to spread awareness on his insta stories???

hates snapchat with a passion 

uses :) :( <3 ;_; way too much (he’s on tumblr)

has auto caps off. like he’s a fanboy okay he’s on TUMBLR fgs. 

occasionally talks in the nd groupchat but is normally a bit intimidated by all the arguments it causes 

v open about his sexuality on his insta (has a 🌈in his bio🥺)

brittany pierce

she uses all of the main ones (insta and snapchat)

posts loads of photos of lord tubbington on there and adds loads of gifs on her stories

such!! a wholesome!!! insta page!!!!!

lots of mirror selfies with the flash on

bad spelling 😔

tries to do those story bingo things but gives up when she gets confused

also has another insta account to build her fondue for 2 channel 

auto caps OFF

uses all the pretty emojis way too much like ‘went to the park 🏞 it was so ✨💗 fun!!! 🌸🌈☀️ we had a good time 😍’

is the QUEEN of the nd groupchat along with santana. tbh her and santana would just use it as their place to talk about everything rather than private messages

santanna lopez

her whole instagram is just selfies

uses snapchat quite a lot but when she gets older she stops completely and deletes it ‘snapchat is for straight ppl’

cyberbullies rachel ajhfdsjhd

does ops on her story and is just brutally honest to everyone who asks 

auto caps stay on but sometimes she forces her keyboard to type all lowercase

NEVER uses emojis. not even :( or :) she just never uses them ever

has a tiktok addiction for when she gets sad about britt (especially s2 when britt isn’t with her)

kurt hummel

uses instagram to show off his outfits 

especially when he gets older and lives in ny!! 

there’d be such cute lil videos of him and blaine on his story like taking videos of his ootd and then blaine photobombing and then he zooms in on him and laughs ok i’ve thought about this too much

compliments all his besties on their photos like ‘So gorgeous 😍’

auto caps stay religiously ON but uses a lot of abbreviations like ‘btw and ily’ etc

in the early days of him and blaine being together, he’d be quite private about it but around the time just before he leaves for ny they get more public

only uses emojis for reactionary purposes eg. to compliment friends

posts photos of anything. honestly i want to see his insta it’d be so cute

has a private instagram for his close friends where he shitposts his whole life like ‘Dad’s taking us to get mcdonalds!!!!’ with blaine

sam evans

posts shirtless pics and all the girls thirst over him ajdhksjdk

uses insta more than snapchat but always sends streaks (maybe when he’s younger tho like around season 4 i don’t think he would be anymore)

also v wholesome though??? like i think he’d post pics of what flowers he got his mum for mothers day 

posts pics of mercedes on his story when they’re together 🥺

posts his favourite songs on his story

auto caps ON bc he doesn’t know having them off is a thing lol

uses 😂 unironically

mercedes jones

doesn’t post much on any social media platforms but is always liking everyone elses posts and complimenting her friends

posts more on her story than anything else

when she gets more confident in herself tho, she posts more (especially when she moves to new york)

occasional photos of sam when they’re dating with a lil love heart emoji on her story

lots of emojis but she uses them when necessary

auto caps on!!!

tina cohen-chang

THE SAME AS RACHEL WITH MIKE but like 10 times less annoying and people actually care

literally the cutest couple on instagram with the new directions group

uses the nd groupchat quite regularly bc people actually LISTEN to her there

has a cute lil gc with sam and blaine with some weird ass name

switches to auto caps off after she goes through her goth phase 

uses :) and :( and also a few pretty emojis eg. 💗☀️✨🌟💐🍬 to make her captions looks pretty

v quick replier

quinn fabray

this bitch has too many emotions for social media ok?

just watches tiktok to cheer herself up but it makes her more sad

has an instagram but never posts on there

if you wanna message her just text because she’ll never reply otherwise

disappears off the face of the earth during her skank phase. deletes her instagram and everything

auto caps on but it doesn’t even matter because she never even needs to use her keyboard 

(we’re talking s3 tho. in like s1 she’d have been into it to keep up her persona lol. her insta would’ve defo had over 1k followers)

mike chang

uses insta more than sc and posts photos of him and tina on his story 

fast replier - loyal king

fully ignores the nd groupchat because he avoids drama 😌✨

non caps because it ‘looks friendlier and not like you’re shouting’

will help you with your homework if you have any questions 

like ‘hey have you done this english homework?? i can’t find any good quotes that’ll help with the question’ and he’ll reply fast with a whole list bc he’s an academic KING

would love to post some dancing videos but gets too scared :(

artie abrams

has no social media and is rlly annoying bc its so hard to contact him

auto caps on. i mean like how would u know having them off was a thing if you don’t have any socials

fully punctuates every text

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2017 REAL STORY ABT A REAL PERSON

LET ME REFER 2 A PERSON SPOKE UPON WITH “ I / ME “ 4 SECURITY REASONS THIS REAL STORY IS REAL WRITTEN BY A BEST FRIEND OF “ I / ME “ EVERY OTHER PERSON WOULD DO THESE SAME STORYS DIFFERENT WAY PROBABLY SAYING “ WRONG “ SOMETIMES OR EDIT SOME STUFF BUT I CHOSE THIS PERSON 2 TALK ABOUT STUFF BC FUCK IT ; FAST FORWARD NO MUCH MANY YRS, WATER LEVELS RISEN UP, TEMPERATURE IS SUPER HOT, DESERTED SITUATIONS & THE INTERNET IS DEAD, REFORMED & PRIVILEDGED 4 LUXURY 1NS, CONTROLLED HISTORY IS FILTERED N DEPENDING ON WHERE U R UR CONNECTIONS COMBINED WITH A CERTAIN HISTORY KNOWLEDGE + CONTROLLED FRIENDS WILL BRING U SUCCESS WARS N CRIME N STEALING EVERYWHERE AROUND MIND WRITING THIS TELLS ME THE SCENARIO IS PRE WRITTEN ALREADY, N THAT THIS STORY IS A PRICE OF LIFES BEFORE N 2 BE CALM WHILE A MIND SAYS; NO CRIME IS BIGGER CRIME THAN LISTEN ACCEPT OR RLLY RESPECT THOSE PPL N THEIR WAYS, BELIEFS NO CRIME IS BIGGER CRIME THAN STOPPING SOMEONES SHINE IN ANY WAY INSTEAD OF POINTING THEIR SHINE 2 THE SHINE FIELDS LIKE THEM THERES A BABY 2017 IT HAS NO LIVING FATHER, IT HAS NO LIVING MOTHER IT HAS FAMILY SOMEWHERE, BUT IT DOESNT KNOW IT HAS BEEN ADOPTED BEING RAISED POOR NO FOOD OR MONEY 4 FOOD SITUATION TYPE OF STUFF AROUND PPL ARGUING N YELLING AT BABY 2 GO ASK SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEM 4 FOOD IF NOT ACCEPTING THEIR TRADITIONS, ABLE 2 ACCEPT TRADITIONS OR B LEFT BABY REALISED HARSH STUFF PRETTY YOUNG RAISED WITH WANTED VOCABULARY THE MEMORIES OF MOTHER N FATHER N REAL FAM IS A TOP WORST THING U COULD EVER TALK ABOUT IN A DESERTED SITUATION THERES AN OLD LADY 2017 A PART OF A FAMILY THAT ADOPTED A BABY SHES DIEING, SLOWLY, ITS BEEN YRS NOW HER ORGANS R CANCELLING N HARD MEDICINE IS KEEPING HER ALIVE WITH BEING IN HOSPITAL VERY OFFTEN SHES A PERSONA LOSING PARANOID WITH REAL PANIC ATTACKS HER FAMILY HATES HER N ALWAYS SPEAK DOWN ON HER, MISTREAT HER MAKE FUN OF HER N R BEING AGRESSIVE ORDERING HER 2 DO STUFF SHES THE 1 THAT CARED MOST 4 A BABY WHEN SHE COULD THERES A SISTER OF THAT OLD LADY 2017 CLOSER PART OF A FAM THAT ADOPTED A BABY SHES RICH, THE ONLY PART OF A FAM WITH SOME INCOME BC SHE WORKED IN GERMANY 1950- 1990 BUT SHE NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL N MANIPULATED A JEW INTO CRHISTANITY SINCE FOREVER SHE WAS THE MAIN HEAD OF WHOLE FAMILY N HER WORD WAS 2 LISTEN, SHE HAD CARE N FUN ALWAYS BUT WOULD ALWAYS WANT 2 MUCH CONTROL SHE ALWAYS SPEAKS DOWN ON EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY HER JEW MAN WHO LOVES HER N LISTENS ONLY 2 HER BC HE LOST HIS FAM IN A GERMAN CONCENTRATION CAMP THEY HAD A POOR MONEY YOUTH SITUATION BUT ALWAYS BEEN TOGETHER SINCE THEY WERE 19 N 16 YRS OLD N THEY BEEN WORKING HARD THEY R FAT, BOTH, SINCE THEIR 20S AFTER BIG MONEY NICE CARS N HOUSES THEY WENT 2 CROATIA WITH A WIDER FAMILY N ALL WENT DELUSIONAL, THEY WERE BEFORE BUT THEY BECAME STUCK OLD FAT SICK N ANGRY MORE THAN EVER SO EVERY FAM RELATION GOES BROKE IN 1990 WHEN THEY CAME TO CRO A YOUNG MAN 2017 NOW TAKING CARE OF A BABY LOOKING AT IT, THINKING OF WHAT 2 SAY SO IT SPEAKS STORYS ABOUT WHAT PPL DO N HOW N WHY HOW MUCH OF TRUTH, 2 MUCH OF THRUTH 4 NOW ? HOW MUCH OF CONTROL A YOUNG MAN IS A FRIEND WITH CRIME PPL, WITH OLDER FUCKED UP PPL, WITH BUSINESS FAKE PPL, N WITH REGULAR VERY DELUSIONAL 1S ALL RACES A YOUNG MAN HAS A LOW INCOME, NOT TOTALLY STABILE ON ITS OWN FEET, BUT ALWAYS FINDING A WAY, A RISKY WAY HE & A BABY SHARE SOME IMPORTANT PARTS OF THEIR STORY YOUNG MAN HAS NO REAL HELP IN LIFE, HE NEVER WANTED 2 PLAY/KILL A PERSON EVEN IF A PERSON BAD 2 HIM, ALWAYS USED 2 FIND A WAY 2 STAY CALM N RE/ARRANGE SITUATIONS COME N GO LIKE DAYS, PPL TURN THEIR MASKS N BACKS N PHOTOS N SPEECHES N NOTHING IS SAFE YOUNG MAN THINKS WOMAN R GODS, N EVERYTHING EVOLVES AROUND A NICE WOMAN. HES NOT IMPRESSED BY HIS FELLOW GAMES, HE DOES NOT PLAYS THEM HE SURVIVES THEM, BUT ITS BOTHERING HIM ALWAYS SO HE THINKS OF WAYS TO CHANGE ROUTES YOUNG MAN THINKS ITS A BEST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY 4 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN DOING REAL BIG THINGS WITH STYLE N THAT POWERFULL & FOCUSED WOMAN COULD MAKE MUCH MORE THAN EVER WHEN HE WAS YOUNG, HE REALLY CHERISHED GIRLS, N WOULD UNDERSTAND THEIR NEED FOR MORE WORDS AND WORDY SITUATIONS N THEIR ADVANTAGE OR DISADVANTAGE @ SCENES, MALE FEMALE MANIPULATIONS AS IT ALL IS OR WERE HE NEVER PLAYED EMOTION OR ACT OR MATH EVIL GAMES SO HE WAS ALWAYS PLAYED, NOT PLAYED LIKE CHEATED CUZ HE MADE SURE 2 KEEP IT REAL BUT PLAYED AS A ROLE OR OBJECT OF ACT ... STAYED CALM CUZ WAS SURE IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT " A LUXURY EGO “ WAS THERE SINCE FOREVER & MADE HIS LIFE A MESS MOSTLY OF OTHERS SETTING HIM SITUATIONS EGO COULDNT HANDLE AS THEY NEVER WANTED PEACEFULLY DISCUSS DETAILS, NOT ALWAYS BUT MOSTLY WHEN IT WAS MOST IMPORTANT HIS EGO THINKS HE IS VERY GOOD AT CERTAIN THINGS N IS PROUD OF THE WAY HE USES SPACE N PPL ; HE CANT EVEN TALK IF HE KNOWS EMOTIONS R NOT SAFE N THE NEED 4 REAL IS NOT IN THE AIR, BUT HE HAS A LAUNGUAGE READY 4 EVERY SITUATION N ITS LIKE A SWORD 2 A HEART OF A LAWBREAKER, N IT CAN COME AS A SACRIFICE OF HIS OWN BRAIN N TIME, BUT ITS SOMEHOW PRECISE CUZ PPLS ANGER IS ALWAYS OVER THE TOP ON THE OTHER SIDE SO EVERYTHING BECOMES INTROSPECTED ON A BIGGER PLANE SOMEHOW BETWEEN WIDER N MOST POWERFULL CIRCLES THEY HAVE, N THAT USUALLY CHANGES OR REDOES THINGS BIG TIME THE WAY HE SPEAKS 2 LOVED ONES IS 2 PRAISE THEM OR NOTICE THEIR LITTLEST THINGS OR MAKES FUN OF THEM, OR MAKES FUN OF ITSELF 4 FUN SO THERES ALWAYS A LOT OF DETAILS 2 GO WRONG AT THE WRONG TIME, IT NEEDS A UNDERSTANDING MIND 2 KEEP IT COOKING IF THERES UNDERSTANDING, HE PRAISES THEM MATERIALISTACLLY WELL WHICH OFFERS A LOT OF USAGE SITUATIONS RETHINKING FROM OTHER SIDES 2 THE THING HE MOST LOVES ABOUT HIMSELF IS WHEN HE FEELS LIKE SOMEONE IS GLOWING IS 2 KEEP HIMSELF MINIMALISTIC BEING HAPPY IN THEIR PRESENCE N THROW THEM STUPID TRAPS WATCH REACTIONS THEN LAUGH W JST REPEATING THEIR FACE N WHAT THEY SAID HE LOVES 2 REPEAT WHAT THEY SAID BASICALLY HES COLLECTING REACTINS N COPY PASTING PPL N BEST SITUATIONS AT NEW CROWDS N MAKING SURE 2 CONNECT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT NOT 2 VISIBLE SECOUND THING HE LOVES THE MOST IS LAY AROUND N RECOVER N BEING RESPECTED 4 BEING THAT TIRED HE TRIED DIFFERENT TYPES OF GIRLS, LIVED HIS YOUTH WITH A “ U CANT KNOW A GIRL FULLY UNTIL U SEEN HER RELAXED N HAPPY NAKED “ + “ CAN U REALLY B A BEST FRIEND OF A GIRL IF U HAVEN’T SEEN HER NAKED ? “ BUT AS HE GOT OLDER THERE WERE MUCH MORE GAMES W FEELINGS N SEX AROUND SO HE DECLINED CHASING FOR FEELING FAKE N TOOK SOME NEW ROUTES “ SADLY NOBODY MADE A SONG OR SOME ECONOMY CHANGING ART ABOUT U ... DAMN WE HAVE 2 GET IT I SEE UR FAMILY TREE GROWING N GLOWING GIRL “ WAS THE ROUTE, HAD 2 B EXPENSIVE TOO NOT WANTED 2 B OR LOOK LIKE A PRO, RATHER SLOW LAUGH N HALFTIME STYLE THAN A PRO ACT ABT ANYTHING BIGGEST SOCIAL DISADVANTAGES/CURSES ; HE HAD A MOUTH FASTER THAN A THOUGHT WHEN ANGRY OR HAPPY, A FIRE AROUND THE HEART THAT WOULD MAKE AN ACT ALWAYS UNSTOPPABLE A CURSE, HE FOUND IT FUNNY & USED TO TAKE THAT AS A LESSON 2 B HUMBLE N GET USED 2 ASK 4 “ FORGIVNESS “ / EXPLANATION TIMES FAST OFTEN SAYING “ THE WRONGEST THINGS @ WRONGEST TIME “ BUT ON A BIGGER PLANE THATS LIKE THE HIGHEST “ CLASS DEBATE “ LEVEL MOSTLY PROUDLY MISSED OR MANIPULATED WORLDWIDE, COULDNT EVER B SAD ABT IT EVEN THO IT ALWYS MAKES THINGS HARDER FASTEST FALLS IN LOVE 2 EASILY, THATS BIGGEST MOTIVATION CUZ HE CANT EVER SHOW IT SO HE BECOMES MEAN UNINTERESTED LIKE “IF U CANT SHOW SOMETHING REAL FAST ILL ACT LIKE I CANT SEE U “ CUZ THE WORLD AINT READY THAT FAST 4 HIS FUN, SO HE FREEZES FAKE W INSTANT FRIENDS OR NOTHING/MEAN SITUATIONS TYPE, OFC IN GENERAL THAT BRINGS THE WEIRDEST FASTEST